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The Bootleg Beatles - an excellent
gig, but what were the security place, the security guards around capacity on Friday night. The quali-
guards doing? the stage did nothing. I was ty of the big screen was rubbish
As final years, my friends and I are squashed against the railings in the with the Beatles appearing as ghost-
veteran USSU party animals, well front row of the D-Ream gig in my ly white shadows. Also the DJ did
known for being at the front of the first year, but I did not feel as unsafe not try to calm the crowd down
ext week is rag and the risk that years of as I did on Friday night, because the before the band came on but instead
N
stage when bands are playing.
week, and so this Editorial work in building rela- Friday night was no exception, we people were not surging forward encouraged them to jump around.
week’s edition of tionships with the local were a row from the front. and back, and security were very We have seen in recent years the
BareFacts has been ‘taken over’ by community might soon be undone However, the behaviour of the attentive and asked several times if I injuries and tragic deaths of people
the rag team. This is a group of trou- has this week become very real. crowd was ridiculous with surges of wished to be pulled from the crowd. due to crushing and poor crowd
blemakers who, for one week each Whether the advice issued by the people trying to get to the stage It may not be security’s fault control at large events. I would hate
year, encourage students to do Security service and - soon - the from at least twenty minutes before because the Union is no longer to think that the next victim might
strange and eccentric things in order Union President and Vice the band appeared, to the end of designed for watching bands. They be a Surrey student.
to raise money for charity. The Chancellor, is followed, remains to their set. The force of the pushing can only be seen from the dance- Karen Swales
events, such as the beer drinking be seen. Simmilarly, nobody can be caused people to fall over and, after floor in front of the stage so more
contest and the blind date, always sure about the length of time it will several songs, we had to leave the people are squashing into a smaller
turn out to be amusing even for now take to repair the damage that stage are and dance at the side area than the old Union design
those restrained, right thinking stu- has already been done. The only watching the screen. where the stage could be seen from
dents who don’t actually join in. certainty is that if the disruption
Anyone who senses, however, that continues for much longer, the Dear Editor, to conduct the necessary interviews. ensure that it can’t be booked for
they have the spirit of rag in their University will start to suffer a The interview day dawned and our classes. I thought that the idea of AP
bones should get involved, because harsh reaction from the local town. team was to increase the facilities avail-
On returning from the summer hol-
as the rag section reveals, there is The licence that allows the of interviewers arrived at AP to find able, yet I don’t remember ever
idays it was nice to see the Austin
fun to be had for all. The more peo- Students’ Union to serve alcohol is that ALL of the three PC labs had finding all of the PC labs in Mullens
Pearce
ple that decide to join in, the more granted by the local council, and is been booked for classes, there was used for classes at the same time.
open for business and looking good.
fun they’ll have, and after the hours subject to regular review. The line not a PC to be had!
The thought of computing in a clean
they’ve put in, they deserve to have to be taken by police patrolling the Come on UCS let the ordinary stu-
and cool enviroment (Mullens was
a laugh. Lastly, if you’re one of the area around campus can change I understand that labs are needed for dent have access to at least one lab
neither) was attractive.
contributors expecting to see your from week to week. Planning per- classes, and that for some at
work appear this week - don’t worry mission that the University will departments AP is the only option, all times - stop booking them all out
As a computing student I had to per-
- it has been held over for next need in order to build new facilities but all three labs at once? Surely, as to classes simultaneously!
form an assessment of a piece of
week. can be withdrawn. Local business- the central computing facility for
software by comparing the experi-
es, being asked even this week for the University it would be reason- Yours sincerely
ences of users of the software. The
Rag prizes and sponsorship, can able
thought sprang to mind that the new
Noise at night will cost turn their backs on the Students’ AP building would be the ideal to keep at least one (preferably the Chris Handy
Union. biggest) lab open all of the time and CIT
us all There are still University towns
place
where students fight pitched battles
This week, complaints have contin- with ‘townies’ outside pubs at clos- This is clearly misleading as:
ued to flood in to the University ing time, and while the prospect of Dear Ed,
1. There is nothing to smile about
from local residents upset by noisy this might still seem unthinkable at Hazel Farm
students waking them and their chil- here, any deterioration in the rela- I have reason to believe the
Accommodation Office are trying 2. All Hazel Farm residents are
dren up at night. The Head of tionship the University enjoys with miserable gits anyway.
Security, and now the Vice- the local town will come at a price to mislead UCAS applicants.
Chancellor and Union President none of us can afford to pay. Evidence of this can be seen in a
photo taken from the Yours sincerely,
have begun express their concerns, Hugh Janus
Accommodation handbook which
appears to show a Hazel Farm resi- (Name and Address Supplied)
dent smiling.
In The News
Conservative Party goes back to basics again
The Conservative Party was that the cabinet would be rebuked Alan Clarke (“If you
last night in disarray again, as whipped to vote against mem- haven’t got anything better to
arguments erupted over immi- bership, while the back- say than that, then just shut
gration, Northern Ireland, benchers would be allowed a up”) over his ill-judged
and, as usual, membership of free vote, started to fall apart remarks on the Northen
the European Single at the same time as Party Ireland peace talks.
Currency. The official line, Chairman Cecil Parkinson
What do you feel most strongly about - the removal of maintenance grants or the introduction of fees?
[ ] Grants
[ ] Fees
[ ] Equally strongly about both
[ ] Not fussed about either
DJ Redz and Mr. C at the launch of ‘Gaialive’
How did ‘Gaialive’ start out? trance or whatever, but I think it’s all
starting to cross. I think it’s quite inter- Are you aware that students may have to pay fees even during their industrial year?
Mr.C. - Gaia started after my partner in esting the way the music scene is [ ] Yes
the project, DJ Redz, a DJ on pirate developing with all these new genres [ ] No
radio station ‘Freak FM’”, was doing coming through and I think that’s real-
an interview with The Face magazine. ly healthy for the music, and for open-
Our technical advisor said that we ing up people’s minds to electronic
Would that put you off doing an industrial year?
should think about using the Internet, music. You can see it on ‘Gaialive’. We [ ] Yes
that it’s the whole world, not just the have people like Giles Peterson doing a [ ] No
one city. DJ Redz contacted me imme- jazz-funk show, Leah Paskin and
diately, knowing that I’ve got some Matthew.B. doing everything from
Some estimates suggest that students starting next year could expect to leave university with up to
knowledge of the Internet. I said that it downbeat to breakbeat and funky tech-
was a good idea, but that we would no; Colin Faver, Brenda Russell and £15,000 debt. Is this fair, considering the potential benefit a degree brings?
have to do it properly. We formed a Colin Dale sharing their shows over a [ ] Yes
partnership and started it. month doing techno stuff. We have [ ] No
trance DJs, the UK speed garage peo-
What about when you first started out? ple like EZ, and techno people like
I’m assuming that you were a “bed- myself and Dave Angel and
What do you feel would be the fairest way of funding higher education?
room DJ” to start off with. drum’n’bass people like Project 23, [ ] Students pay a fixed fee per year
Rugged Vinyl or Toy Records. So [ ] A graduate tax system
No, actually. I didn’t get a pair of there’s quite a cross-section of elec- [ ] Contributions from businesses who employ graduates
decks in my bedroom until I was tronic music.
[ ] Partnership approach involving students, parents, tax, & business contributions
already at top level, which is quite
bizarre, but I was one of those natural- Which DJ do you most admire?
ly talented mixers. I found it really If it were possible, would you pay higher fees to buy a place at a more ‘prestigious’ university than
easy to put records together. So I start- Probably Laurent Garnier, because of Surrey?
ed DJing, doing my own parties, get- his versatility. He’s got a lot of attitude, [ ] Yes
ting the best house DJs that were avail- which is really good for the music.
able to work with me, and within six He’s a brilliant technician who’s not
[ ] No
months I was working at (one of) the frightened to move between different
best clubs in London. genres of music. Does the fact that the Government is thinking of selling the student loan debt off worry you?
[ ] Yes
What was the first venue you played? What do you think is the way forward?
[ ] No
It was my own house music party, back I think at some point in the next one to
in ‘85-’86. I used to do a party with four years we’ll see more open-minded Do you understand the Government’s fees/funding proposals, or is the whole affair a bit confusing?
one of LWR’s DJs, and we used to do people within different genres and [ ] Clear and simple
rare groove parties where everyone we’ll start to see music genres cross [ ] Confusing
was made to dress up in flares. It was within one night, but it’s still going to
hilarious, but I wasn’t mixing, just take a long time. Even though the elec-
playing track after track - all the tronic music scene is 15 years old, it’s
groove and funk stuff. But that’s not in still in its infancy. Thanks for you time! Just return the filled-in questionnaire to the Student Affairs Officer, or pop it in
the same context as this. My first DJ the Bare Facts box. Cheers, luv.
outing as far as ‘Gaialive’ is concerned Where can we see you play nowadays?
was organising my own club and get-
The Marches....
ting in amongst it. I’m playing all over the world, but the
best place to see me is at ‘Sub Terrain’,
What, in your opinion, is the influence which is my residency at The End.
of the internet on clubs and DJs? Does That’s “Sub” being an area of bass, and
it increase the attendance at the clubs? “Terrain” being an area. So it’s a sort
of double connotation being as The
I don’t think it’s even about that. It’s End is in a basement. ‘Sub Terrain’ is The Students’ Union will be organising transport to an NUS demonstration on fees and funding in Southhampton
about pushing information out, and the the first Saturday of every month, and/or Brighton. If you are interested in going, please add your name and contact address/Email.
fact that we can actually broadcast the where I play alongside Darren
music that we believe in and love to Emerson.
people in remote corners of the world Name:
that would otherwise not have any I’ve heard that you’ll be playing on
access to it. Kiss FM, is this true?
How do you think the scene has actual- Yeah. I’ve just been given my own
Contact Address:
ly changed over the last couple of show. I’m now on every Tuesday night
years? between 1 am and 4 am, broadcasting
live on The End website every week.
A few years ago, people would be into Preference: [ ] Sounthampton [ ] Brighton
just house, techno, drum’n’bass or http://www.gaialive.co.uk/
4 RAG Friday 10th October 1997 n
Spice Chat
What if the Spice Girls had been an although the Backstreet Boys might The whole Spice thing is a load of
invention by the pornography cause some concern. In fact once rubbish anyway isn’t it. Girl Power
industry? Of course their names your imagination is set free over a is all very well but let’s face it guys,
would be different: Scarey Spice few pints of beer ‘those’ magazines they still can’t wire a plug!
would be S&M Spice; Baby Spice could well sponser and have a field
would be school uniform Spice; day on Gina G, Let Loose, Shaggy,
Sporty Spice would have to be Take That and of course Juice. For
nympho Spice and Posh Spice alternative magazines Boyzone is a
would be Amex Spice and what must.
about Ginger Spice? Easy Spice Anyway it’s all food for thought.
obviously! The practicality of the Spice Girls is
But what of their songs? “Three great though. I mean, we all at
becomes fun” would be a classic, some time ‘Wanna Wee’ and how
yet their new release “Spice up your many times have you heard ‘Say
wife” could easily be a chart topper. you’ll wee there’ on the way back
Other bands may well follow suit, from the pub.
n Friday 10th October 1997 RAG 5
20:15, 22:35
Contact ( PG ) 12:15, 15:35, 18:50, 22:10
21:00 An Audience with Freddie Star!! My Best Friends Wedding ( 12 ) 14:00,
16:35, 19:10, 21:45
21:30 Drop the Dead Donkey Face ( 18 ) 16:00, 22:00
22:00 ER Spawn ( 12 ) 13:45
England v Italy live: doors open 7pm Air Force One ( 15 ) 21:55
Austin Powers ( 15 ) 13:15, 19:15
Career Girls ( 15 ) 23:05
20:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin
21:55 French and Saunders Saturday Only
Sunday
12th
Sunday to Thursday
21:00 Absolutely Fabulous
Hercules ( U ) 13:15, 15:50, 18:05
Monday
Spawn ( 12 ) 13:15
23:15 Seinfeld Air Force One ( 15 ) 20:20
14th
Bedroom
his sweetheart and, after much consideration, he decid- on the pair that I had selected for you and she really
ed on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he showed them to the best advantage. How I wish I could
went to a ladies ready-to-wear shop and purchased a put them on for you when you first wear them. No
pair of white gloves; his sister bought a pair of under- doubt, many other men’s hands will touch and caress
pants. In delivering the packages they became mixed them before I have the chance to see them once again.
Golf
up. His sister receiving the gloves and his sweetheart
the underpants. Unaware of the mix-up, and without I wasn’t certain of the size, yet I should be capable of
examining the contents, he sent the package onto his judging better than anyone else. And darling, when you
sweetheart with this note attached. take them off, blow in them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
1. Each player shall furnish his own 9. Players are encouraged to have My Dearest: And, be sure to keep them on while you clean them,
equipment fore play - normally one proper rain gear on. otherwise they might shrink. I do hope that you will
club and two balls. 10. Players should assure them- This little gift is to show you that I have not forgotten like them and wear them for me on Friday night.
2. Play on a course must be selves that their match has been your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you
approved by the owner of the hole. properly scheduled, particularly were not in the habit of wearing any whenever you go PS Just think how many times I’ll kiss the back of them
3. Unlike outdoor golf the object is when playing a new course. out in the evening. If it had not been for my sister, I during the coming weeks and year! Incidentally, the
to get the club in the hole and keep Previous players become irate if would have chosen longer ones with buttons, but she saleslady said that the latest style is to wear the unbut-
the balls out. they discover someone else playing said short ones are more in fashion. These are very del- toned and hanging down.
4. For most effective play the club on what they considered to be a pri- icate in shade but the saleslady from whom I purchased
should have a firm shaft. Course vate course. them showed me a pair that she had been wearing for
owners are permitted to check stiff- 11. Players should not assume a My love.
ness before play begins. course is in shape for play at all
5. Course owners reserve the right
to restrict the length of club to pre-
times. Some players may be embar-
rassed if they find the course to be
The First Rag Volunteer 1997/1998.
vent damage to the hole. temporarily under repair. Players Rag 1997/1998 saw a pioneering new volunteer who
6. The object of the game is to take are advised to be extremely tactful was exceptionally enthusiastic and outstandingly silly. DO YOU THINK RAG HAS A PLACE IN THE
as many strokes as is necessary until in this situation. More advanced Here follows the interview of the century with CHIP CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY OF SURREY UNI-
the course owner is satisfied that the players will find alternative means L’ORANGE. VERSITY?
play is complete. Failure to do so of play when this is the case. Of course, insanity is needed everywhere, especially in
may result in being denied permis- 12. Slow play is encouraged howev- NAME: Chip L’Orange such a laid back place as this!
sion to play the course again. er players should be prepared to
7. It is considered bad form to play proceed at a quicker pace, at least AGE: 14 days WHY ARE YOU SO ORANGE?
the hole immediately upon arrival at temporarily at the course owners Because I eat too many smashing orangy bits from the
the course. The experienced player request. OCCUPATION: Ringleader of the infamous Orangy yummy Jaffa Cakes.
will normally take time to admire 13. It is considered outstanding per- Tang Gang, now posing as a student so
the whole course , with special formance to play the same hole sev- as to be involved with RAG WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAG TEAM
attention to well formed bunkers. eral times in one match. SHOULD BE MANDATED TO DO?
8. Players are cautioned not to men- MAJOR AMBITION: To become Communications To eat Jaffa Cakes for the whole of Rag Week (and
tion other courses they have played. Officer for Surrey University Students’ donate the orangy bits to me!)
Upset course owners have been Union
known to damage a players equip- WHICH OF THE 6 CHARITY’S THAT RAG ARE
ment. WHY: To take over Bare Facts, and ultimately....THE SUPPORTING IS YOUR FAVOURITE?
WORLD!! I don’t know, they are all so worthwhile, probably
Duncans’ Fund.
WHY DID YOU JOIN RAG?
Why not? IF YOU WERE GIVEN £50,000 WHAT WOULD
YOU DO WITH IT?
WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF ACHIEVING Buy myself lots of orangy bits, without the rest of the
THROUGH RAG? Jaffa Cake around them!
Lots of Fun, Frolics and Frill’s (with capital F’s)
That warm gooy feeling you can only get from raising DO YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER COMMENTS?
money for charity and helping those worse off than me Yes, there are non-believers, but us orangy tangs are
Maybe a free beer (!?!) more abundant than you think, so guard your Jaffa
Meeting a nice orangy girl tang as insane as myself Cakes with your life!
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SPORTS? THANK YOU CHIP, AND LEAVE RAG’S JAFFA
Eating the smashing orangy bits from the Jaffa Cakes CAKES ALONE!
for Great Britain...I hope to get to the Olympics some
day!
Wibbley-Wobbley - will he get there or wont he? Alan (Rag Chair 96/97) and Bob putting signs on bins,
whilst having a laugh in true RAG style.
ELEMENT: W02
WOMEN: CHEMICAL ANALYSIS.
from virgin metal to common ore 2. Can be a great aid in relaxation
Its a weird World
3. Very effective cleaning agent
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: In Bangkok, 54 year old Chao Timothy Day was hospi-
DISCOVERER: ADAM Boonchu was featured in the talised when the wind blew
1. Has a great affinity for gold, sil- TESTS:
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.6 ver and a range of precious stones 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink press as Thailand’s champion into his face the contents of a
Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 2. Absorbs great quantities of when discovered in natural state chain-smoker, claiming no- sack of cocaine he’d seized as
200 Kg expensive substances 2. Turns green when placed one could beat his record of evidence.
3. May explode spontaneously beside a better specimen
without prior notice for no known 120 fags a day for 30 years.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quanti- Shortly afterwards, he col- “I was never much of a
ties in all urban areas reasons HAZARDS:
4. Insoluble in liquid, but activity 1. Highly dangerous except in lapsed with breathing difficul- churchgoer, but this has
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: increases greatly by saturation in experienced hands ties and heart problems and provedto me that there is a
Surface usually covered with paint- alcohol 2. Illegal to process more than went into a coma. God,” said Weston-super-
ed film 5. Most powerful money reducing one, although several can be main-
agent known to man. Mare window cleaner Alan
Boils at nothing, freezes without tained at different locations as long In Seattle, Rocky, a dog sen- Puddy after a vision of the
any known reasons as specimens do not come into con-
Melts if given special treatment COMMON USES: tact with each other. tenced to death for his part in Virgin Mary and Jesus appar-
Bitter if incorrectly used 1. Highly ornamental, especially in a robbery, was released and ently appeared on a crisp he
Found in various states ranging sports cars told never to return to the city. was eating while watching
Important
television. The father-of-four
Cody Schreiber, 29, an was attacking a packet of Nik
escapee from a Montana men- Naks, reports the Sunday
tal hospital, was convicted of Independent, when he felt a
It has come to the notice of the management that employees have been found dying on
killing and dismembering his shiver down his spine. “You
the job, and either refusing (or neglecting) to fall over.
room-mate after an argument can see Mary’s nose, mouth
This practice must cease forthwith and employees found DEAD in the upright position
over some missing Playboy and shawl,” he said. “Her
will be immediately stopped from the payroll.
centrefolds. head is slightly bowed as she
In future if a foreman notices an employee has made no movement for a period of one
cradles the baby Jesus. I know
hour, it will be his duty to investigate as to the cause, as it is almost impossible to distin-
South Korean Foreign I had stumbled upon some-
guish between death and natural movement in some employees. Foremen are advised to
Minister Lee Bum Suk com- thing special. Its not every
make a careful investigation by holding a pay packet in front of the suspected ‘corpses’ as
plimented the few British day you come across a reli-
this is considered to be a most reliable test. There are many cases, however, where the
officials who had the courage gious crisp.” Mr Puddy said
natural instinct has been so deeply ingrained that the hand of the Corpse has made spas-
to pronounce his name the people may laugh at his
modic clutches even after rigor mortis has set in.
proper way instead of trying claims “but these things come
The most successful test is to whisper ‘Sunday work’. This has been known to restore
to convert it into “Boom to us as a sign I’ve been given
animation to the body which has been motionless all week.
Sook”. an opportunity to find my true
The foregoing test should not be applied to FOREMEN and SUPERVISORS, as in these
path in life.”
cases movement of any kind is UNNECESSARY.
Indianapolis police officer
n Friday 10th October 1997 Classifieds 11
Notices Personals
Sports Standing Meeting Tuesday Monday 27th October at 7pm in
14th October at 6pm in LTE, com- Islamic Society AGM Tuesday LTE n Sir Woolhouse, Everton legend lives on.
pulsary attendance for 2 representa- October 21st at 7pm in Lecture sucks!!!!! - Ken n MR. DREAMY EYES.......
tives from each club. Theatre A. Economics Society meeting n SSQ Your new nickname is please R.S.V.P....... L + P.
Tuesday 30th October at 5pm in now S-P!!!! - T.L.O. n How many SOMS students
Sports Exec Meeting Friday 10th Thai Society AGM Friday 24th 4AO17 n Giggle and Girls - no more enjoy ‘Location Management’
October at 1pm in the Sports October at 6pm in Lecture Theatre fires or men, next time it’s just then? Pigeon Hole Phillipos?????
Office A Motor Club AGM Wednesday Pizza’s - S n Austin Pearce building - that’s
15th October at 6pm in the Grant n MR.DREAMY EYES really not my bag, baby
Canoe Club White Water Trip To International Tamil Society Mitchell Room (LUNCH STAFF IN HELYN n So, Max forgot to “pick up”
Wales: 18/19th October. £5 AGM Wednesday 22nd October at ROSE), do you know you have had Nina, then!! “ohh err missus.”
deposits required now!! 6.30pm in LTA Science Fiction and Anime admirers for a year now? L + P n This week I ‘ave mostly been
Society AGM Sunday 19th n UNCLE FESTER, reply to eating Virtual Pets!
Tennis Club AGM Tuesday 14th FOAS AGM Tuesday 28th October at 2.30pm in LTA baby PP and Lolo .. NOW.. you n Nick, that last sentence was
October at 6pm in the Grant October at 7pm in TB14 give too much attention to Duracell for you!
Mitchell Room Bare Facts Editorial Board bunny!! XXX n To Damien, why has Karen
Unplugged AGM Tuesday 21st Meetings 6pm every Monday in n So Helen, How many not stopped smiling?!!
Mountaineering EGM Wednesday October at 7pm in Helen Rose Bar the Office in Union House ‘Jonny’s’ have I got left in my cup- n Duracell Bunny, you excelled
29th October at 2.30pm at board? yourself on Monday!! - From
Campusport Climbing Wall Green Society AGM Tuesday 21st Laser Printer For Sale - 300 dpi 4 n Ero Tinky Winky, Your ariel is Warren
October at 6.30 pm in TB 21 ppm Ideal for essays Good condi- amazing and your little hamster n Sport Spice, white knickers
Chess Club - we exist! Meet on tion - phone 504629 sneezes aren’t bad either!!!! yours with frilly bits
Thursdays at 7pm in LTK, matches Lawsoc AGM Wednesday 22nd forever Po xxx n H & C students can cook-We
against locals, contact Dan October at 6:30pm in LTA The Running Club will be holding n Anyone had a session in the only burn things occaisonally, but
(ee41de) or Pete (me41ps) a novice/beginner evening at 6pm Austin Powers building ? at least we do it in style!!!!
Electronic and Amateur Radio on Friday 10th October. n Kristian og Jens! Rock ‘n’ n It’s Gary Wilmot...no, no. I
Judo Club meet 2pm every AGM Tuesday 21st October at If you didn’t sign up, don’t worry, Roll - Ken meant the song!
Wednesday at campusport centre, 7.30pm in 9BB21 just turn up. We meet in the foyer n Ahhh... he’s lost his goatee... n The SOFA, which now comes
everyone welcome from beginners of Campusport; bring trainers and we won’t have anything to tease in LEATHER, takes up to SIX peo-
to blackbelts Duke of Edinburgh Society AGM lungs! him about now... :( ple in any ONE session.
n Rag, so far so good but every n How are the new postgrads,
step you take, every move you A?
make, we’ll be watching you.... n Sam - Happy Birthday for the
n To ‘The Dragons’ - you know 16th, Bruises
who you are! Thanks for every- n Bootleg Beatles - Paul
thing. I really appreciate you both. McCartney...or...Jimmy Krankie
The bollard returns n A very big thank you to all the
n Nick, that last sentence was members of the Trampolining Club
for you who helped out at the sports fair
n Desperately seeking Helen and who have helped coach the
Philpott Freshers. Thanks! Love Jane
n JUDO CLUB COMMITTEE - n Dear Dean. Please will you
Where are you? Contact us on fix it for me to be evicted.
Wednesday n Following the success of the
n Babybird’s up for it if you are! Bootleg Beatles, may I introduce
RMP the Sockfoot Stones. !!!
n I’m a bit concerned mmmm n Final Year OR- Whots with
n Grandad pulled a fresher awl these quews ? - Bob M
nurse!! n Cory, what no message from
n Que tal, chicas? -Ken you!
n Rec Road Arachnid Removals n To the bloke who wants rid of
n You got a spider? Just call us, his mobile phone - you got it from
ANY time!!!! Orange Direct Sales, Solihull -
n Sparky. Nice surprise for you Matt
in the AP building. Wasn’t it. The
12 Sports Friday 10th October 1997 n
The Column
Entry is FREE with a Sports & league team players can be included
Classes or Campusport membership (1 team player for pairs events).
card. 4.Departments may combine but an
Contact your Department sports rep individual can play for ONE TEAM
or nominate a rep from your ONLY.
house/floor to enter. 5. Participation points will be
Entry forms must be registered at awarded for all team sports with a
t is almost getting boring writing petitive sport of ballroom dancing. the Sports Centre reception by maximum of 4 for squash, bad-