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Herbert was lost in his imaginings, constantly licking his lips and rubbing his
hands. Mark was still in a daze; How could we ever finish all these? he thought.
Maria continued to babble on and on and the only thing Mark caught was the
history of French fries.
So, any of these dishes youve eaten, Herbert? Maria asked.
Just a few. I do like to try the spicy chicken curry and dumplings when I
can. And the miso ramen too! And the clay pot katsudon, chicken inasal, aglio
olio, Herbert listed them down with his fingers. Apparently, his to-eat list
exceeded ten.
Of course! And what drink would you try them with?
Whatevers good for my stomach, he replied and rubbed his globe as if
showcasing its portents.
Very well. Now allow me to show you our specialty dish for tonight. If you
will follow me.
Along the way, she explained many more delicacies and desserts (Hey
look, its the chocolate fountain! Glad you got that there Mark.) until they
arrived at the largest clay pot man has ever seen. A smell of pork fat emerged
from the pot and deliciously made its way to their nostrils. In an instant, his
tastebuds trembled and stomach roared with hunger! Gripped with passionate
craving, he hardly noticed that he was already holding a big bowland being
pulled back by Mark.
Behold, sinigang! Maria presented with a graceful wave. This delicacy is
a beloved by its people in their homes and we are proud to have brought it here
to this party!
Orientation! Mark reminded her, still pulling hard on Herbert.
Food! Herbert cried.
Sir! Sir! You must control yourself!
When you begin to with this meal, you start to feel the sour taste of the
soup that makes you writhe with joy! Red juicy tomatoes float about, with tangy
labanos to complement the flavor of both. But thats not all. Enjoy the succulent
liempo with its fat still attached to it! Tangle with the stems and leaves of the
kang-kong as you sip the piping hot soup. Enjoy the warmth, the flavor, the kick
it gives when you first bite off the pork. Choose from either sidings, patis or toyo,
to further enhance your experience!
Not helping Maria! Mark shouted, trying with all his might to stop
Herbert from barreling in the pot. It was like a matador dragging his raging bull;
this time, it wasnt chasing red but pigs in soup. The difficulty to pull was him so
great that Mark thought he could lose weight with the sheer amount of sweat
pouring out.
As they were struggling, a murmur started to grow behind them. Mark and
Maria turned to find the newcomers all turning heads and wondering why a
banquet was presented. All of them were dumbfounded with mouths agape
except for one jolly fellow who rubbed his tummy like a crystal ball. Herbert
stopped and, red with much effort and embarrassment, turned to face the crowd.
Friends! ...Erm, welcome to the orientation! Please, have a siomai---a seat. I
mean, a seat, he blabbered. He attempted to straighten his suit but ended up
leaving an oil trace from handling the kebab moments ago. Some still stood
skeptical yet others happily helped themselves to neatly wrapped shawarmas
and halal. The same employee from the meeting room approached Mark and
asked jokingly, Is this the world?
Close to it, Mark replied and smirked. Huh, I guess it really isnt an
occasion without food, he thought. He was about to grab a serving when
Sir! Herbert no! cried Sheila. Next, a loud splash was heard and a dull
clunk! right afterward. The entire assembly spun their heads around to find out
the disturbance but Mark needed no prodding. Running to the screaming and
thumping pot, Mark tried to lift the lid with the help of the server next to it.
Dont worry Herbert! Well get you out of there! Sheila assured the pot. You
kidding? I think hes actually enjoying it in there! Mark said.
The night was strangely a huge success. All in thanks to the food, the
newcomers left with smiles on their faces and full stomachs. As they left, each
one gave their remarks to Mark:
Authors Notes: It is rather ironic that I wrote this story during the one week
prayer and fasting. As such, forcing my brain to recall the sweet taste and
tanginess of different kinds of food made my stomach growl louder. Although it is
only a story, I could still picture the texture of many dishes and caught myself
licking my lips a couple of times. Rest assured, I was faithful to my fasting (one
meal fast) and broke it on the last day. What originally was meant to be a satire
of a man always deciding with food turned out to be a wacky comedy of a man
whose sole desire was to eat and eat. In a way, a part of what I feel is in there. I
like eating as much as the next man. And there is absolutely no doubt that a
party is not a party without food. If it aint got no food, it isnt a party. Lastly, I
managed to place a special appearance of my beloved dish. It is a crazy thought
but I hope to see it pop in once more in my future stories.