LET THEM GET MARRIED .

A poem to sensitize those people who enter marriage

ceremonies with the sarcastic intention of castigating the couple
about to be blissfully wedded .
Shouldnt he have put a trifle more of powder on his cheeks as
they appeared an edge too shoddy for spinning intrigue?
Shouldnt she have dipped her face in pure lemon extract ; in
order to render that irresistibly profound glow over her
otherwise bedraggled contours .
Shouldnt he have opted for that clandestinely charming hair dye
transforming his unruly strands from a nondescript black to a
majestic red?
Shouldnt she have left her hair uninhibited and ravishingly
waving in exuberant wisps of breeze rather than stingily tying
them up into an impoverished
looking bun .
Shouldnt he have worn those royally swashbuckling sunglasses
that wouldve blown away the daylights of every nimble damsel
in poignant vicinity?
Shouldnt she have left her eyes beautifully bare and in their
rustic glory rather than unnecessarily smudging them with
abominable mascara.
Shouldnt he have stringently clipped the unruly strands of hair
protruding from his ear employing the services of the most
contemporary of saloons ?
Shouldnt she have worn earrings of aristocratically pure gold
rather than letting traditional threads of simpleton black dangle
languidly and dulling the ambience which seemed already dead .
Shouldnt he have worn that pompously purple scarf round his
neck thatd have displayed his gentlemanly streak ; lost as of
now in the horrendously hardcore business suit ?
Shouldnt she have chosen a dress which was more in snobbish
satisfaction rather than the gaudy color that she now wore
unleashing her unceremoniously slapstick
choice .

Shouldnt he have worn feather shaped boots perpetuating that

true tryst with royalty which he richly deserved rather than
transgressing on the reception stage barefoot to create a
mockery of a hype ?
Shouldnt she have worn queenly slippers that vividly
demonstrated her fantastically proportioned height rather than
create a pandemonium with her noisy high-heeled sandals that
made her shoot ridiculously through the roof .
Shouldnt he have worn plain rings of eclectic sizes that set the
night ablaze with gaiety and style rather than deliberately
demonstrating the masculinity of his bohemian hand?
Shouldnt she have left her palms pristinely barren as shed
come into this planet rather than embedding them with a
motley of every conceivable tattoo available over the shelf to
stand out amidst the celebrities of the town .
Shouldnt he have shaved the parsimoniously extruding stubs of
his beard and moustache rather than appearing like a clown
who genuinely wanted to entertain people flocked around ?
Shouldnt she have puffed fragrant powder on her face atleast
rather than deserting it with nonchalant soap and then let
mosquitoes find a feasible space to feast on her demure
silhouette .
Shouldnt he have carried a princely pen in his waist pocket
rather than deplorably borrowing the same and then
squandering in shame to sign all associated legalities?
Shouldnt she have meticulously fitted a purse to make her attire
look enthralling and at the same time appear a perfect symbol
of societal sophistication complete .
Shouldnt he have brandished a traditional sword to blend in
magnificently with his jubilant persona rather than walk the
red carpet with shoulders hunched in the unpredictability of
tomorrow ?
Shouldnt she have built her stage as an invincibly alluring
helipad ushering in a high powered aircraft straight into the
avenue and leaving photographers / relatives in stunned
delight .

Shouldnt he have played the perfect host of melanging with the

crowd which had come so optimistically from remote corners of
the town displaying some hospitability - rather than sonorously
contemplating as to when these spurious formalities would come
to an abrupt end ?
Shouldnt she have stayed as silent as white ice that personified
high class dignity at its best rather than giving her piece of
cynical advise interspersed with abuse towards those whod
come uninvited .
Shouldnt he have hugged her first rather than fiercely tugging
at his rather atrociously oversized suit in mere apprehension of
it leaving his frail silhouette anytime ?
Shouldnt she also have hugged him first rather than adjusting
her morosely flattened make-up which in the process became
more pathetically beleaguered than ever before .
Hey Folks . Its time for you to involve yourself into other and
better pastimes .
There they were both of them innocently about to enter into
threads of holy matrimony least bothered about their
appearances today, when the most important thing in the world
to them was to marry by Gods grace ,
Therefore give them a break . Let them get married .