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New York City is just incredibly overrated, and yet people insist on acting like unpaid PR people for it. And
these are the 10 biggest reasons why thats bullshit.
1. People get overjoyed about the most objectively garbage living spaces. Ive seen people brag about their
$3,000/month, rat-infested East Village one bedroom, where the kitchen has the approximate dimensions of an
airplane bathroom, and faces an air shaft. People have Stockholm syndrome about the real estate here, and have
learned to reduce their expectations from comfortable living situation to dumpster with outlets.
2. People who have no business living here choose to suffer for the cause. Nothing makes me cringe more
than people who are living their NeW yOrK DrEaM at the expense of basic ability to maintain their life and
feed themselves, and are working four jobs (including one creative one) to fund their windowless basement
room in Bushwick. There are theatres in Chicago and LA, and basically everywhere else. Go live in a place that
will enable you to survive with more dignity than a raccoon.
3. Nearly everything people brag about getting here, you can get in most major cities. Sometimes when
youre talking to a New Yorker, it feels like they think no restaurants, bars, or museums exist outside of a ten-
mile radius from the Empire State Building. Like I dont know if you realize, but you can go to a restaurant in
Minneapolis, or a bar in Rome. And youll probably pay way less for a beer.
4. People act like junkies when it comes to new and exciting food. I am so tired of seeing fusions-of-fusions-
of-avant-garde-reimagining of food. Its like were all addicted to New and Interesting Ways Of Eating, and
kept raising our tolerance until every bar in Williamsburg served cured-shark gravlax over pine crisps with a
kimchi reduction.
5. People treat dating the way they treat ordering food. Im not saying that this is unique to New York I
know that people do app dating everywhere but good lord is it pronounced here, where people have as many
options for their next date as they do their next order of Kung Pao chicken. I cant count the number of
conversations Ive had with bored, vaguely despondent New Yorkers as they recall the dozen-or-so dating
options theyre keeping simmering on the stove, none with any actual interest. And I met my boyfriend of
nearly five years online, so Im not averse to digital romance. But come on, at least put in more effort into the
potential love of your life than you do the drunken Amazon cart you fill up after coming home from the bar.
6. $10 $15 is considered an acceptable price range for cocktails. Unless it is made from top shelf liquor
and champagne, and comes with a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies, no drink should be at that price point.
And yet, thats what people here are comfortable paying for a cocktail that is mostly fancy mixers, and takes
approximately 10 minutes to put together. (I admit that the giant, fancy, square ice cubes do have a certain
allure, but not a 14-dollar allure.)
7. 80 percent of the year is spent complaining about the weather. And dont get me wrong I dont think
these complaints are unnecessary, or unreasonable. I totally agree that New York City seems to get the absolute
worst of the extreme seasons, punctuated by an admittedly gorgeous four-week period in spring and fall. Its
either summer, and the whole city feels like a concrete-lined sweat lodge, full of molten garbage and a humidity
level of beef stew. Or its winter, and each row of skyscrapers forms its own little wind tunnel, where your
eyelashes have the pleasure of freezing off within five minutes of leaving work. But damn Rockefeller Center
looks pretty come Christmastime!
8. Everyone is super hyped up about all the amazing shit they cant afford here. Yes, 90 percent of normal
people in New York City cant afford to go shopping in the West Village, or try any of the twenty-something
Michelin-starred restaurants, or stay in any of the magnificent, storied hotels. No one can enjoy a Carrie
Bradshaw lifestyle, or even a Miranda Hobbes one. Pretty much everything the media teaches you is ~fabulous~
about NYC is out of everyones price range. But people are totally content to get a contact high off of all the
great stuff around them without ever being able to participate. Just walking past that amazing brunch spot with
the four-hour wait is enough to motivate the New Yorker for their eight-hour shift at an Aldo.
9. The stuff they can afford and brag about New Yorkers never actually do. People will tell you all the
time how much the ~art and culture~ here is so incredible and irreplaceable (which, okay, but you can go to
most cities for that, as seen in point three), in the same breath that they tell you they have not been to the Met in
five years, and have never seen an opera or ballet. They just like to know that all of this art and culture is
available, waiting for the moment they will eventually choose to engage with it. They dont have to actually
enjoy it to feel smug about it.
10. Meanness becomes a default setting for everyone who lives here. Now, I should specify that Ive only
lived in two other major cities, so I am not an expert on how much city life hardens you to the world, and to
your fellow human. But I can say with confidence that pretty much everyone I know who has lived in NYC and
elsewhere agrees with me that this place is significant in how much of an asshole you become living here. You
just live your life in a constant, simmering state of being pissed off at people, because they are getting in your
way on the subway, in a coffee shop, or on the escalator at a department store because theyve chosen to eat
their entire Wetzels Pretzel between the sixth and seventh floor. Everyone knows that theyre in a masochistic
relationship with NYC, but I would argue that theyre in an openly abusive relationship with the other ten
million people who call this place home.
They say youre not a New Yorker until youve lived here for 10 years, but I would argue that youre not a New
Yorker until youve learned to quietly resent every single person you cross on your daily commute.
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MO 7 months ago
You are a New Yorker when you are born here. Everyone else is a transplant.
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You're a fucking moron and no one cares about your shitty family. If
You're a fucking moron and no one cares about your shitty family. If
anything, that's the part I love about NYC is that poor people like you and
your family are constantly being displaced by others. I could price you out in
an instant, but instead choose to live for free in my partners place in
Chelsea, a few minutes walk from the galleries, Le Grainne (though La
Bergamote is better) and not far from Barneys. Stay in your shitty rent
stabilized tenement apt in whatever shitty part of the city you are in.
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k a year ago
you used to be one of my favorite writers, but you've gotten so negative and moody and your
articles are no longer enjoyable to read. I think I'm done looking at your work. Sorry, Chelsea.
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SeN a year ago
When you're good at you job, you can easily make enough money to live comfortably in this city
and travel when you need to get away. Perhaps you should rethink your career, because you're not
a good writer.
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