Alice in Wonderland Quotes

Its no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

But I dont want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you cant help that," said the Cat: "were all mad here. Im mad. Youre mad."

"How do you know Im mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldnt have come here.

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."

"I don't much care where "

"Then it doesn't matter which way you go.

Curiouser and curiouser!

Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Have you guessed the riddle yet? the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.

No, I give it up, Alice replied: Whats the answer?

I havent the slightest idea, said the Hatter

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

have i gone mad?

im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

'I don't much care where -' said Alice.

'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'- so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.

'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.

We're all mad here.

Alice:How long is forever? White Rabbit:Sometimes, just one second.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?

Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

"I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."

"You mean you can't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."

"Nobody asked your opinion," said Alice.

My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere
you must run twice as fast as that.

I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning?
I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is
'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.

Alice: I don't much care where.

The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn't much matter which way you go.

Alice: ...So long as I get somewhere.

The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough.

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?"

Alice: "Yes..."

The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

Off with their heads!

It is better to be feared than loved.

Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.

Cat: Where are you going?

Alice: Which way should I go?

Cat: That depends on where you are going.

Alice: I dont know.

Cat: Then it doesnt matter which way you go.

Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -"

"Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
"Or else it doesn't, you know.