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Volu m e 48B | Issu e 1
W h at ?s Today?
By M aisie Pier ce
Hi. I w ill be checking in ever y day or tw o to tell you
w hich national day is today. So, let's get on w ith it. (M ost
days have m or e than one national day, so I just pick my
favor ite.) July 26th: National Bagelfest Day. So, w hen you
get hom e, m aybe you can gr ab a bagel, have br eakfast
for dinner and celebr ate w ith your fam ily. Thanks to:
The National Day Calendar.
TI NA
By Nor a
I honestly w ould not even ask if a fr iend or a fellow
classm ate if they ar e in TINA (This Is Not Ar t). They w ill
m ost likely say ?nunya?, ?NO!?, ?Nothing? or even just
keep saying W HAT until you w alk aw ay!!!!
TINA is an inter esting class on funny w ays to dance!
The chicken dance, Cha-Cha slide, Ju-Ju on that beat, and
w ay m or e w eir d or inter esting dances.
Please stop by to w eep (cr y) at the gr ave stone for
TINA.
W hy do t h ey cal l i t ch ocol at e cak e?
By The M issing Lynx ?Sar ah?
W hy do they call it chocolate cake if it does not taste like
chocolate? It only tastes like r eally bad chocolate. People
alw ays go for the chocolate cupcakes that should not be
called chocolate cupcakes! They call it yellow cake so
w hy can?t they call it br ow n cake? All cake has vanilla in
it so they should call it w hite cake.
By Addison Kane
* You w ill br eathe fir e
* You w ill have w ings
* You w ill be huge
* You pr obably w ill not have hum an
fr iends
* You?r e favor ite food w ill be cantaloupe
* You?r e favor ite toy w ill be paper clips
* You w ill be attr acted to clocks
* You w ill have unicor n fr iends
* You w ill not be able to under stand this
?Aar on ?s? Wel com e Let t er
By Aar on ?Roxanne V. Glassenber g? Gelb
Hi-ho cam per s, and w elcom e to
the Under w or ? I m ean, cam p. Welcom e
to cam p! As you m ay know , I?m your
cam p executioner ? I m ean, dir ector , and
I?m her e to w elcom e to our
ter r ib? w onder ful com m unity! We?r e a
gr oup of happy people, just m aking ar t
together. We have our am azing
counselor s, w ho, of cour se, ar e not
allow ed to leave cam p and ar e paid in
sacr ifices of cam per s. We have our gr eat
CITs w ho w e put back in the CIT kennels
out behind the M iddle Building at the
end of the day. Watch out! They?ve not
been vaccinated for r abies yet and our
new chains haven?t com e in yet! Ther e?s
our m aintenance staff, w ho keep the
cam pus bar bed w ir e shar p, and Roxanne
in the office, w ho destr oys evidence for
m e. And then, of cour se, ther e?s you, the
cam per s. Your tuition keeps my gold
lim ousine lined w ith fur , and your
car casses m ake per fect food for your
com r ades. We?ve also got other fun thing
for you at cam p: the Ointm ent Social (it
used to be Ice Cr eam but w e changed it
to just skin cr eam s), Guest Tor tur er s,
M ojo the hellhound, and m or e! We have
a gr eat sum m er in stor e for you, and, if
you don?t m ake it out, a gr eat fall, and
w inter , and spr ing, for all eter nity. Don?t
for get to listen for the bell, and be sur e to
visit your fallen fr iends in the cam p
gr aveyar d (for m ally the Old Building).
And r em em ber , folks, spay and neuter
your pets!
I n t er v i ew of Jack son M i l l er
By the Photojour nalism Class
1. W hat inspired your hair?
Just cuz.
2. How old are you?
8 superhero:
3. W hy do you wear so many bracelets
- is there a meaning?
Just cuz cool.
4. Are you a broccoli or zucchini?
Br occoli
5. Have any pets?
Yes, a dog and a fish (that died).
6. W hat is your dog?s name?
Daisy
7. Do you have any siblings?
One br other ? tw o year s old and
ver y ir r itating.
8. Favorite class at CRCAP?
Acting Deaths
Fi r st Day of Cam p I n On e Wor d
By Kalie
AW ESOM E.
Hel l o! ! !
By Fr eya Deyo
Hi, cam per s! Today is the fir st day of session 2 of CRCAP
cam p! If you ar e new to cam p, you w ill have the best tim e
her e. CRCAP has m any buildings like the Com m unity
Building, M iddle Building, Old Building and Activity
Center ! CRCAP also has a pool and a bar n. Hope you have
a gr eat fir st day.
Your s tr uly,
Fr eya
I dea Box Rev i ew ?
By Chloe Cr able
Okay, guys, since this is the fir st issue of the Daily Double,
I AM COM PLETELY IDEALESS. So I decided to pick thr ee
ideas fr om the idea box and do a r eview of the questions.
If you don't know , the idea box is a box in the Daily
Double r oom w her e ther e ar e slips of paper w ith w r itten
ideas on them , so her e w e go ? I'm ner vous about w hat I
w ill find ?
Question Number One: Draw and develop your own
Okkkkkk soooooo. I am not dr aw ing. I type my ar ticles,
okay? Unless I quit this ar ticle and stopped w r iting, I
w ould?nt be able to do it until I'm done.
Question Number Two: Follow someone around for a day.
Write about it.:
Okay ? One: I AM NOT A STALKER! And if I actually am a
stalker , W HICH I AM NOT, I w ould pr obably m iss all my
cam p classes. And let us be honest her e: w ho w ould w ant
to m iss classes fr om the one, the only, the m ajestical
CRCAP!
Alr ight, guys this is the last question of the r eview today.
By the w ay ? did you notice that in Question Tw o,
?stalker ? r hym es w ith? WALKER!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? The
Illum inati has been confir m ed.
Question Number Three: How Old Is Walker? ?:
Alr ight guys ? In the dar kest of tim es, w e m ust
r em em ber Walker is NOT HUM AN. Rem em ber , okay
guys? It r eally helps. So if Walker is NOT HUM AN, he
m ight as w ell not have an age. Ver y w ell ? WALKER IS
THE ILLUM INATI.
Well, guys, that concludes my ar ticle. Rem em ber :
WALKER IS NOT HUM AN.
Th e I n t er n at i on al Spor t s New s Fi r st Day Qu est i on n ai r e!
By Cole Tom etsko By Ava Robinson and Kylie O?Hear n

Welcom e to the Inter national Spor ts New s, Happy Fir st Day of CRCAP Session 2! The fir st day of
the one and only place for ever yday spor ts. cam p can be r eally har d, so her e is a little
After last night?s loss to the Seattle M ar iner s, questionnair e for you to do.
the Boston Red Sox have acquir ed infielder
Eduar do Nunez fr om the San Fr ancisco 1. Did you enjoy...
Giants in a tr ade in w hich the Red Sox gave A. All of your classes
aw ay tw o m inor league pr ospects. Also the B. M ost of your Classes
r eigning Super Bow l cham pion New C. A few of your classes
England Patr iots star t their pr eseason on D. None of your classes
August 10th against the Jacksonville
Jaguar s. 2. Did you enjoy your lunch?
A. Yes
B. No
I n Case You ?r e Lon el y C. A little
By Fish (Tillie) Slosser and Br ian Taliano D. M ostly

The fir st day of cam p is har d if you?r e new. 3. Was it easy for you to make friends with other
We?ve all been ther e befor e (and if you say campers?
you haven?t, you?r e lying). So, I thought I?d A. Yes!
give you som e stuff to talk about. B. NO

4. W hat was your favorite type of class? (Pick as many

1. Sidle up to them , then say one of the as you want :)
follow ing: A. Wr iting
- Hey. M y nam e is (blank). (Don?t B. Dr aw ing/Painting
actually say blank, although I C. Dance
suppose you could) D. Singing
- Kjfgw eilr uuuuulg E. Instr um ental
- * Jaw s them e* F. Ar t pr ojects/Clay
- * W hisper * Don?t go hom e today. G. Spor ts/Sw im m ing
They found us
5. Did you love your first day of CRCAP?
2. Star e intently at them , then w hisper a A. YES M ORE THAN ANYTHING!!! :)
com plim ent B. M ostly
C. Kind of
3. Discuss the cur r ent clim ate. Not the D. NO!
w eather , the actual clim ate (tem per ate
r ainfor est, tundr a, continental, hum id (We fully expect you to choose A for question # 5)
subtr opical, ice cap, etc.)

4. Discuss taking over the w or ld, pr efer ably

w ith som e type of apple com puter or
clim ate

5. M eow /bor k intensely

6. Sing about M em es? (capital letter is vital,

and m er ely talking is not allow ed)

7. Go to http://punpedia.or g/ and r ecite all

the puns fr om hear t (If they w alk aw ay,
follow them . If they r un, call for backup,
r un behind them , and yell the puns - the
page on w hale puns is my favor ite)
An i m al Qu i z Basebal l Cat Adv i ce Col u m n
By Liam By Baseball Cats
1) W hat is your favorite thing to
Baseball and Tigger : Hello, and w elcom e to Baseball Cat Advice
do?
Colum n. We ar e Baseball and Tigger , and w e?ll answ er any
a) Sleep
question about anything, but of cour se fr om a baseball cat?s
b) Play
per spective.
c) Tr avel
Tigger : I can answ er questions about one half of the w or ld that
d) Eat
m atter s- cats, cats in baseball, cats in other spor ts/activities, and
inter net cat m em es. Her e?s a fun fact: Gr um py Cat doesn?t just
2) How big are you for your
look like that, she has an under bite and feline dw ar fism .
age?
Baseball: And I can answ er about the r est of the know n w or ld
a) Nor m al
and far ther.
b) Big
Tigger : Plus, if w hoever kept asking about Schr odinger ?s Cat last
c) Sm all
year is still doing that, I actually know w hat it is and can explain
d) Giant
it, in detail, as r equested.
Baseball: So don?t for get to subm it questions to our question box!
3) W hat are you afraid of?
a) Cucum ber s
Wel com e (W i t h a speci al su r pr i se i n si de)
b) Str anger s
By AnoNYm OuS777 (Ben Cr able)
c) Ow ls
d) Butcher s
Welcom e victi? I m ean, new cam per s to CRCAP. I am
4) W hat do you like? AnoNYm OuS777, your anonym ous w r iter. And I com e her e to tell
a) Pom Pom s you guys that you guys m ust w r ite Walker fan-fictions and
b) People subm it them to the Daily Double r oom on the paper that says
c) The dar k ?Walker Fanfictions HERE? (Walker is the head of the Daily
d) M ud Double new spaper and this is my w ay for show ing appr eciation
to him .) If you need m or e infor m ation on Walker please contact
5) W hat is your favorite food? him in any w ay. I also do not w r ite any fake new s or alter nate
a) Fish facts W HAT-SO-EVER. Also subm it these fanfictions w ith your
b) Peanut Butter nam e on it so I can com e after you and? I m ean, pr aise you for
c) Fr uit your cr eativity on w r iting such a m ar velous ar ticle!
d) Veggies

If you got m ostly A, You ar e a Top 10 Hom e Ru n Leader s

Cat! You love pom pom s and By Taw anda
you?r e ver y good at sleeping.
Player Team
If you got m ostly B, You ar e a 1. Giancar lo Stanton M IA
Dog! You love people and 2. Aar on Judge NYY
you?r e ver y good at playing. 3. M ike M oustakas KC
4. Khr is Davis OAK
If you got m ostly C, You ar e a 5. Cody Bellinger LAD
Bat! You love the dar k and 6. Justin Sm oak TOR
you?r e ver y good at tr avelling. 7. Geor ge Spr inger HOU
8. Joey Votto CIN
If you got m ostly D, You ar e a 9. Jay Br uce NYM
Hog! You love m ud and you?r e 10. Logan M or r ison TB
ver y good at eating.
M Y OPINION ON AARON JUDGE ? I think that Aar on Judge is
going boost up to 1st place because he?s r eally good at hitting it
far into the stands. I think could im pr ove on his hom e r uns
because 2016 he had only 4 hom e r uns. In 2017, he has 32 Hom e
Runs. That?s a big im pr ovem ent. Go, Aar on Judge!!!!!