THE ZWIGGY WEEKLY

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Issue #1 July 26, 2017

Welcome to the first it is the music that you sically grown-ups ver-
ever Zwiggy News Paper! have aways needed. Tech sion of Gravity Falls.
Many people didnt need, N9ne, Marhsmello, Yellow
want, or expect this... Claw, and much more. We This little part of
but it will be what they even listen to hecking the article is for a guy
get. This paper will have metal... its narley. I know named Cole. He
you bamboozled around ev- is a meme addict.. and
ery corner with all sorts I would like to dedicate
of dogos. One that pro- this part of the arti-
tec and atacc, but most cle to let him know...
importantly entertains I dont want to watch no
you will be writing this HECKING MONSTER HOUSE!!!
paper every week (and he Sorry buddy... but no.
thicc too)! Also... get a hair cut...
you stinky spider...
A little about our
dogo producer, he is a
good boy 24/7 and he is
a rocker pupper. He does
a much surprise when
you do him a pettin and What most people
if you give him a treat dont know about people
hell give you a bloop. that look at memes, is
Favorite song is Gassed that we are clinically
Up by Nebu Kiniza. depressed and our only
legal drug for it is
We keep up with the that which we call me- No longer will your
Non-pop popular memes mes and basically there petty minds be dulled
roaming Chefs Kitchen a meme god called the by the needlessness of
(AKA iFunny). We have great and funny iFun- waiting for the featured
no ads because we are ny Chef. The only thing memes to come out because
cooler than iFunny. Just above him is the Flying here you will never need
kidding we make no money Spaghetti Monster which a single feature to keep
here at Zwiggy Weekly... we all worship. you doing an entertain.
just a lot of depressed Though we do not recom-
people making memes that Most people who you mend abandoning the meme
have already been made. would call REAL MEmErS have overlord that connects
a favorite TV show called to your brain through
In all reality, we Rick and Morty which an app on your phone...
listen to music youve is by far the best show but... instead... using
might have never heard ever BTW... You should your mental power else-
before over here, but do it a watch. Its ba- where keeping your brain
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 fit... I just came up with Here is how girls can get what you are comfortable
probably the most appro- a guy that likes memes. with and dont let him
priate name for a meme move too fast, because
magazine... You have two reasons to he will become bored if
like a guy that likes you give him everything
Memers Digest memes... either he is a right away... but still
charmer, or he has some let him love you (if he
heckin dope memes. (or wants to love you).
In fact there are
number three where he
quite a few great names
himself is a meme/dogo, But what most memers want
for a Meme Magazine...
then you yourself are is some sexy chicka that
heckin dope). will show him a heckin
Memepire good time, but also has
Meme Maker a great personality.
Meme Time
Joe Bidens Diary
Ill Do Chores Later
Meme-thlete
Meme-apolotian
Meme-o-zine

Some tips and tricks

to be a profession-
al Memers Girlfriend antisocial, but this me-
you must do exactly as
listed with possible
variations depending on
the memer. You must al-
ways think his memes are
the stuff, even though
they arent, (Unless you Try your best to go with
The possibilities think he is testing you,
are endless! then be honest with him
on the quality of the
meme). Never tell him
GIRLS: you have seen it before,
it will break his heck-
How to be with a ing feelings and hurt is
guy that likes pride as a memer. If he
sends a meme that might
Now most memers are
mer likes to party, so
if you find a memer that
likes to party, he is
trying to get what fun he
can out of life (or he is
being pulled along...).
the memer... but if you
cant make sure to give
him all your attention
after the party.. and
cuddle... if he is into
that... if not... you
probably already know
what he is into.

memes be even sexual, he wants

you... bad. But only do
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 Memes of the Week
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