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his feeling has been weighing on
me for a while. An unreal,
unsettled sensation that paints
the familiar in strange light. Am I awake
or am I dreaming? Its hard to know.
Sometimes the feeling lasts only a
moment a chill passing through my
body on a hot day. Other times it crests
and holds, and then fades slowly. Like
when a roomful of people explodes into
raucous conversation for no discernible
reason. My favorite coee mug feeling
lighter than usual. The correct spelling
of a word I use a million times a day
looking inexplicably wrong on my
computer screen, the cursor blinking
accusingly just to the right.
T
he Matrix, which is popularly
regarded as a science-ction lm,
is, in fact, part documentary, part
Machine false-ag operation. It was
released in the year commonly thought
of as 1999. It tells the story of a solitary
hacker named Neo, who realizes his
destiny is to deliver humanity from the
vast virtual prison where a race of
oppressive machines uses us as batteries.
This is not a work of ction.
Neo is abetted by a rash collection of
heroes: the wise Morpheus, who awakens
Neo from his digital slumber; the ercely
beautiful Trinity, whose love gives Neo a
reason to believe; the energetic young
Mouse; the ice-blonde Switch and black-
haired Apoc, of whom we know very
little; the Earth-born duo Tank and
Dozer; and, lastly, Cypher, who yearns
for the Matrixs virtual comforts,
ultimately betraying Neo and Morpheus.
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M
y theory, which is true and real,
goes like this:
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Shea: You know what hes doing in this
one? Hes propagating the idea that
reckless spending among the poverty-
stricken is a good thing. AND! Even
more oensive, hes doing so by
pretending to be poor himself. He raps
about how hes down to his last $20. The
song came out in 2014. That same year
Pitbull had a net worth of over $11
million. Its shameful that he would
pretend to be poor and then advocate
blowing what little money you have. Its a
common strategy among the rich: you
have to keep the disenfranchised
disenfranchised.
Notable, again, that the album this track
appears on is titled Globalization. Pitbull
is Cypher. Cypher is the Illuminati. We
live in his world. Gaze upon the truth
and despair.
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nce you realize that the Pocket
Matrix wasnt built with you in
mind, the world makes a lot more
sense. Still, mysteries remain. Why does
The Matrix exist inside the Pitbull
Pocket Matrix in the rst place? Does it
exist in the wider Matrix? And when we
think of the movie The Matrix, are the
people we imagine inside of it aware that
theyre not real? Does a cloud darken
their faces when they glimpse imaginary
Pitbull, with imaginary Marlins jersey
tucked into imaginary white slacks,
rapping:
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