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1. Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forger

2. Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesnt matter what you call him, hi still wont come.

3. Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A: A hot dog.

4. Q: What do you call a teacher without students?

A: A Happy teacher

5. Q:What makes more noise than one student?

A: Two students.

6. Q:What has two hands but no arma?

A; A clock

7. Q: Where do cows like to go on the weekend?

A: To the MOOvies!

8. Q: What is orange and sound like a parrot?

A: A carrot.

9. Q: What can you serve but should never eat?

A: A tennis ball.

10. Q: What do teachers and clouds have in common?

A: Everything brightens up when they go away

11. Q: How can you open a banana?

A: With a monkey.