MISS INASAL

I. Business Meeting
[Members are gathered in a business meeting setting with president standing, leading the conference]
President: Ano ang sayo? Chon-mahn-eh-yo. (Welcome.)
President: Meeting-ah come to order-ah. (The meeting will please come to order.)
President: Roll call-ah for those present-uh, say Oppa! (Roll call for those who are present say Oppa)
President: Board-ah of directors-nim? (Board of directors?)
BODs: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Arrasso department head-juseyo? (Department Heads?)
Department Heads: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Stock-oh-holder ottoke? (Stockholders?)
Stockholders: Oppa! (Present!)
President: Hana dul set net dasot yasot elgop? (Shall we proceed with the meeting proper?)
President: *Points at white board with FS and graphs* As we know, from our previous meeting, since
we agreed to implement the promotion of unli-rice on our company, Miss Inasals sales have been
booming by an increase of 15%. However, we are currently faced by a recent dilemma, the proposal of
the bill on the Ban on Unli-Rice. Shoutout po to Cynthia Villar.
BODs: Omo ottoke! If the bill will be approved, how can we prevent the downfall of our sales from
happening?
Stockholder: Ne, ne. If this continues to go down gradually, how can we make sure that the company will
continue to provide a decent return on our investments?
Department Heads: Ah! Jjinja. I advise that we should advertise against the ban on unli-rice. We should
continue providing unli-rice to our customers since it gives the company a great return on our sales.
BODs: I suggest we invite Cynthia Villar to experience our concept of unli-rice maybe it can change her
mind.
President: Good idea. All in favor say Kim Bok Joo.
Everyone: KIM BOK JOO!!!
President: Oki-ahh meeting-ah journ-ah. (Okay, meeting adjourned.)
II. Submission of FS to the public [WORK IN PROCESS PA THIS!!!!!!! T_____T]
Department Heads: Attention for those interested, we have recently released our financial statements
for the year. You may view it in our website or grab a copy at the Securities and Exchange Commission
SEC: So your company is in compliance with the laws and regulations
Labor Unions: if they will receive higher wages or better benefits. use Financial Statements for assessing
the company's profitability and its consequence on their future remuneration and job security.
Creditors: able to repay a loan, plus interest?
Suppliers: need Financial Statements to assess the credit worthiness of a business and ascertain whether
to supply goods on credit. Suppliers need to know if they will be repaid. Terms of credit are set according
to the assessment of their customers' financial health.
Competitors: compare their performance with rival companies to learn and develop strategies to improve
their competitiveness.
Potential Investors: need Financial Statements to assess the viability of investing in a company. Investors
may predict future dividends based on the profits disclosed in the Financial Statements. Furthermore,
risks associated with the investment may be gauged from the Financial Statements. For instance,
fluctuating profits indicate higher risk. Therefore, Financial Statements provide a basis for the investment
decisions of potential investors.
Customers: I want them to cater the rice for my rice party, can the supplier still supply them? Customers
want to have a reliable source.
BIR: Are they paying the right taxes?

III. News
[Media reporter standing in front with staff at the side and cameraman across]
Media Reporters: (Mic test, 1, 2, 3. Mic test. Are we live?) Breaking news. The company Miss Inasal; the
pioneer of unli-rice in the Philippines, has recently released their financial statements for the public to
comprehend. It has reported sales that has increased by a whopping 15% since the implementation of
their innovative promo on unli-rice. However, the analysts of the company have also released a forecasted
FS wherein the presumed sales will decrease by up to 10% if the bill concerning the ban of unli-rice will
be approved. Moreover, in a recent interview, the President of Miss Inasal has recently stated that they
will not back down and they are paging Sen. Cynthia Villar to try and experience their unique concept of
unli-rice at Miss Inasal. *Signals to the staff* (Roll the clip please.)
[Staff enters and brings big frame for video clip]
President: *Pna hinhin nga strong with maris2 astig pose sa asap* ANNYEONGHASEYO! YAAA PABO
PABOOOO YA!!!! IT G MAAA!!!!! CYNTHIA JUGEULLAE??? JUGEULLAE JJINJA VILLAR!!!! ARASSO
ARRASSOOOO!!!! (Good day Sen. Villar, come and visit us at Miss Inasal and experience our well-known
unli-rice. Maybe it can change your mind. ;))
Media reporter: We have Cynthia Villar here live for the reply.
Cynthia Villar: Annyeonghaesayo Philippines. Annyeonghaesayo world. As we know, we get sick because
of unli-rice. You should eat vegetables. We should stop this. But as a deliberate individual, I have consider
your request Ms. [insert presidents name here].

IV. Restaurant
[Cynthia enters restaurant and is seated at one of the empty table. Goblin look-alike waiter enters
bringing a bag of unli-rice and a cup para scoop sa rice and walks towards Cynthias table pna slowmo
with hangin2 effect. Naay mag paypay2 sa side. Blown away si Cynthia (haha see what I did there). Cue
Goblins entrance (BGM: Who Are You)]
Waiter: Unli-rice you like?
Cynthia Villar: *finger heart* Yummy oppa?
[President enters and talks to Cynthia]
President: So what can you say on the ban of unli-rice?
Cynthia Villar: *Medyo distracted* Ban on unli-rice? What ban on unli-rice?
[Cynthia is starstrucked sa waiter. Cynthia leans on waiters back pna goblin poster and president
reaches for Cynthias shoulder. Pose. The end. Abangan.]

Costumes
Stockbroker corpo jacket
Board of directors corpo jacket
Creditors
President corpo jacket
Competitors
Sec corpo jacket
Bir corpo jacket
Potential investor corpo jacket
Department heads corpo jacket
 Customers
Labor unions employee look
Suppliers corpo jacket
Media reporters microphone (hairbrush) & earphones
Cynthia villar red scarf pna goblin (or red towel oks ra)
Goblin waiter red cap & red apron (if naa)

Props:
Paper strips w/ subtitles
Paper frame for news media
Barrel (or bag) and cup for rice