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<b><font color="#00FF00"> The Simpsons 27x20 </font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">To Courier With Love</font>
Original Air Date on May 8, 2016

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== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==
<font color="#00FFFF">@elder_man</font>

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D'oh!

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Hey. How ya doin' there?

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Ah.

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Ook.

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Ow.

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I brought
fried chicken!

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Biscuit!
First dibs!

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Homer, you have to do more.

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Ook?!

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I'm getting tired
of your ooks.

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I can't do this alone.

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Where's your chore list?

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Oh, I'm taking
care of that!

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It's laminated.

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And to make sure I do it...

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Hmm?

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I've never seen this.

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It must've been left
by some previous owner.

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Holy moly!

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A valuable antique car!

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This is the find of a lifetime!

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Oh, it's a stick.

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Dad, shouldn't we see
who owns the car?

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Now, sweetie, according to
the ancient law of trover,

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abandoned property passes
to the subsequent landowner.

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Man, ever since you watched
<i>Medieval Tomb Robbers</i>

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on the History Channel,

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everything with you is
trover, trover, trover.

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Boy, either show me a writ
of replevin or pipe down.

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Chubby dude in a tiny car

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Making friends
both near and far

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In this little town
he's a shooting star

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That's a chubby dude

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In a tiny car

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From Shelbyville to Zanzibar

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It doesn't matter
where you are
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There's not a thing
that can com-par

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To a chubby dude
in a tiny car.

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Aw, the needle's on "E."

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Uh, I got something
that works as gasoline.

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Daddy's home!
Daddy's home!

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Hello, children.

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For you, daughter,
a little ragdoll.

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For you, son, a Florida orange.

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You know, there's something
truly amazing about you, Dad.

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Everything's an adventure.

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You go to clean the garage

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and you find a classic car.

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Yes, fortune favors the bald.

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Now for the best part:

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sharing my great day
with your mom.

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Well, if it isn't my favorite
gal in my favorite room.

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I'm glad you had a good day.

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You don't sound glad.

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I'm not glad.

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But you said
you <i>were</i> glad.

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You need to read
between the lines.

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Why? There's just
white space there.

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I'm sorry, Homie.

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Your life is full
of fun surprises.

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My life sucks.

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<i>Uh-oh. Tissues?</i>

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Oh...

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Well, would it help
if I rubbed your back?

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Huh? Eh? Uh?

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Your hands smell
like steering wheel.

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Hmm.

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Poor Marge.

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What do I do?

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Help me, universe!

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Jay Leno?
Hiya!

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I was just passing
in my 1973 Citroen DS Pallas

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when I saw that classic Morgan

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with the original wood
dash interior.

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Man, I-I'd like to buy it.

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You'll have to pay cash
with no questions asked.
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How much you want?

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I said no questions!

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Don't worry,
this car is a piece of art,

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going where it will be admired.

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To my secret underground
car depository!

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It's time for me to do
what I do best:

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prolong this marriage.

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You wanted a good
surprise, Marge?

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You've got it.

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We are going on
the trip of our lives.

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Really? Where?

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I'll be right back.

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Let your imagination
run wild.
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Hey, Homer.

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And you are...?
Jay Leno.

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Hey, do you still have that
money I gave you for the car?

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Sure do.

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Well, uh, I'm gonna
need it back.

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But I just
promised my wife...

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Homer, I've collected
hundreds of antique cars

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on the theory that they don't
make 'em like they used to.

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Well, I just bought
this new Toyota.

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Turns out it's much better.

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I can go to the store
and make it all the way back,

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it doesn't break down once.

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Imagine that?
Geez.

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Yeah.

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Here's your money back.

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Can I have my car?

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Unfortunately, when
I went to register it,

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it wasn't your car.

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So the-the police took it.

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Chubby cop in a tiny car

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Going to the nearest
cop bar...

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Well, see ya.

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Unbelievable!
It opens from here.

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The age we live in!

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I've decided where
I want to go.

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Um, ooh, the trolley
at the mall?
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No, Paris!

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The most romantic city
in the world.

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Paris?

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What am I gonna do?

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A travel agent!

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Oh, thank God
you're not obsolete yet.

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And a good morning
to you, sir.

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Here's the problem.

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I've disappointed
my wife so many times,

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I can't do it once more.

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I see.

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So I have to take her and
our three kids to Paris.

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But here's the challenge:
I have no money.

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Uh, let me see
what I can do.

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Anything coming up?

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No, it's not plugged in.

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The noise helps me think.

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All right.

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There is a way...

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but it is a tad risky.

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Would you consider
being a casual courier?

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You mean not like the fancy guys
that ride the bicycles...

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Let me explain.

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The mob-- I mean,
the courier company--

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will pay airfare
and hotel,

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and all you have to do
is deliver a package.

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But... you cannot look
inside the package.

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Sure. For Marge, I will make
the supreme sacrifice

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of not doing something.

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That's the "package."

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What package?

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The package
you're delivering.

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Ooh.

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And the clients have
asked me once more

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to remind you
not to look inside.

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Hey, buddy, I didn't
start doing this yesterday!

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I started doing it
right now.

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Uh... the package?

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Hmm.

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Paris!

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I can't believe it!

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Homer Simpson,

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just when I think you have
nothing left to offer,

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you whisk me to the birthplace
of existentialism.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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it's an 11-hour flight

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and I have to
visit the "Louvre."

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Can't see the movie now.

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<i>Everything's great.</i>

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<i>Absolutely great.</i>

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<i>Yet, there's something</i>
<i>in that briefcase</i>

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<i>and it could get us in trouble.</i>

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<i>My mind's running wild.</i>

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<i>And you're not supposed</i>
<i>to run on an airplane.</i>

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<i>Oh, that's it, I have</i>
<i>to open the briefcase.</i>

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Oh, what a cute,
blue sna...

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<i>Okay, first thing,</i>
<i>I've gotta figure out</i>

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<i>if it can breathe in there.</i>

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D'oh!

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Hmm. Better try the other eye.

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D'oh!

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Okay, maybe
the first eye again.

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What the...?

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I found it.

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It's an Amazon
Blue Constrictor.

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Ooh, it's a very rare
and endangered species.

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Oh, the trip
of a lifetime.

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I can't break her heart.

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Well, you can't let anything
bad happen to that snake.

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I promise.

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And you have to
promise to preserve

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another endangered
species... my marriage.

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I promise.

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Oh, for the first time,
a snake has ruined paradise.

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I'll get the luggage.

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Marge, you and
the kids grab a cab.

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A Parisian cab.

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Taxi. Taxi.

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Taxi.

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Are you casual courier
Homer Simpson?

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I am.

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Here is your money.

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Finally. I've been
here for two minutes.

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Listen, what's gonna happen
to, uh, the package?

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Oh, it will have
a fine home.

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A wonderful home.

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As the belt around the waist
of a well-dressed woman.

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I am not gonna let you
hurt that snake!

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You have to say "Lisa, catch"
before you throw it.

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Come on.

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Where did they go?

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Maybe we shouldn't have stopped
for that seven-course meal.

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Oh, maybe we should just
have six, like peasants!

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So, back home we call this
the tire fire.

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Man, look at
those gargoyles.

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That's from back when
religions still knew

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how to scare the
crap out of you.

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Homie, I have to ask.

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Why are you carrying
that briefcase?

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I just brought
a little work.

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You don't even bring
your work to work.

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I'm sorry. I just
want this family

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to have one trip
that's great.

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Not like Australia
or Brazil, Japan, London,

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China, that World's Fair
Bart drove to,

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that place with
the underground jockeys...

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So, Dad, what are you
gonna do with the snake?

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...Itchy and
Scratchy Land,

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outer space...

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Lisa, I've come
to understand

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a snake's natural habitat
is not a briefcase.

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So I'm going
to set him free.

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Oh, may I suggest the
gardens of the Louvre?

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They're filled with delicious rats.

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It's a shame Lisa
and your father had

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that errand and
couldn't join us.

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But on the upside...

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More pt please!

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<i>Vraiment?</i>
You want more pt?

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Yes, before my cruelty-
free daughter shows up.

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Perhaps madam
would like to order

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from our extra
cruelty menu.

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We have a coq Au vin made
from an old rooster

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who was kicked to death in front
of his wife and children.

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Very nice.

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On second thought,
I'll just have a salad.

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Ah, <i>trs bien.</i>

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Gilles, gouge the eyes
out of some new potatoes!

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Ugh, I can't stand to
look at this anymore.
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Bart, can you ditch this
in the alley for me?

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Hmm.

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Starving models.

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Well, Bart Simpson never met

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a beautiful woman
he couldn't prank.

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Dad, I love being on a caper
in France with you.

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Well, this is gonna be a snap.

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All we need is
to get our tickets

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from this automatic
French ticket dispenser.

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00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,498
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

259
00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:31,469
<i>Votre billet.</i>

260
00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:34,305
Dad, you just bought
a ticket to Argenteuil.

261
00:13:34,341 --> 00:13:36,307
<i>Prochain client,</i>
<i>s'il vous plat.</i>
262
00:13:36,343 --> 00:13:39,310
Stop speaking French,
damn you!

263
00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:41,312
<i>Die Maschine nicht zu schlagen!</i>

264
00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:42,380
Yes, sir.

265
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,927
Here, skinny, skinny.

266
00:13:55,962 --> 00:13:56,928
Here, skinny,
skinny.

267
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:05,570
<i>I've never been happier.</i>

268
00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:09,107
Okay, you're free.

269
00:14:09,142 --> 00:14:11,576
Now, remember to respect
this ecosystem.

270
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,946
Come on, go.

271
00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:16,948
You'll be a snake
that lives in Paris.

272
00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:19,384
It's a children's book
that writes itself.

273
00:14:19,419 --> 00:14:21,019
Not so fast!

274
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:23,021
How did you find us?

275
00:14:23,056 --> 00:14:25,223
All tourists come
to the Louvre.

276
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:27,125
Hey, it's got great paintings.

277
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,626
Oh, yeah? Name two.

278
00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:32,063
Uh... uh...

279
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,399
Uh...

280
00:14:34,434 --> 00:14:36,234
Don't patronize us!

281
00:14:36,269 --> 00:14:38,203
You make belts from snakes.

282
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:40,038
We treat our high
fashion animals

283
00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:41,773
in the most
humane manner.

284
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,416
You're monsters.

285
00:14:51,451 --> 00:14:53,818
True, but that is just
a part of who we are.

286
00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,253
We are also poets.

287
00:14:55,288 --> 00:14:56,254
Communists.

288
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:57,488
Experts on mustard.

289
00:14:57,524 --> 00:14:58,923
They're gone!

290
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,325
If we want to be criminals,

291
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,960
we should keep
a better eye on people.

292
00:15:01,995 --> 00:15:03,962
It's really not that hard.
Do not worry.

293
00:15:03,997 --> 00:15:06,798
There is one surefire way
to find the Americans.

294
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,233
Marco!

295
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:09,268
Polo!

296
00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:12,503
I say, "Marco!"

297
00:15:12,539 --> 00:15:13,738
Polo!

298
00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,340
Dad, control yourself.

299
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,341
I got it.

300
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:17,575
Marco!

301
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:19,644
Polo! Oh, he tricked me.

302
00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:23,648
Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco!

303
00:15:23,683 --> 00:15:24,782
Polo!

304
00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:26,484
Now what are we gonna
do with the snake?

305
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:28,486
We'll just have
to keep him with us.

306
00:15:29,522 --> 00:15:30,488
What is it, Lisa?

307
00:15:30,523 --> 00:15:32,490
Do you see a
Burger King?

308
00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:34,325
We're at rue des Lombards,

309
00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:37,161
home of the three most famous
jazz clubs in Paris.

310
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,796
What do you think, Dad?

311
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:41,332
Just pull the rope, please.

312
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:47,005
How old are you?

313
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,006
Eight.

314
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,207
<i>Trs bien.</i>

315
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,886
We need a doctor!

316
00:16:01,921 --> 00:16:04,889
And someone who
can play saxophone!
317
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:06,991
Oh, which is which?!

318
00:16:07,027 --> 00:16:08,426
I'll show you.

319
00:16:15,368 --> 00:16:17,735
<i>I've never been happier.</i>

320
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:39,324
Plastered in Paris.

321
00:16:39,359 --> 00:16:41,559
There's no better feeling.

322
00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:50,034
Marge, there's something
I need to tell you.

323
00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,238
That briefcase.

324
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,840
I knew it was trouble.

325
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,843
Yes, this is
my Battle of Essling.

326
00:16:58,878 --> 00:17:02,080
Unless Napoleon had a more
famous defeat I'm not aware of.

327
00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:07,852
I've been smuggling this
snake this whole trip.

328
00:17:07,887 --> 00:17:09,854
But it was the only way
I could pay for it,

329
00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:11,856
and you wanted
to go so badly.
330
00:17:11,891 --> 00:17:15,193
And besides, those French
crooks couldn't catch anybody.

331
00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:17,962
There they are!
No, no bridge!

332
00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,797
We'll have to board
a <i>Bateau Mouche.</i>

333
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:23,801
A little champagne, some
dancing, and then...

334
00:17:23,837 --> 00:17:25,636
They're gone again!

335
00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,772
This joie de vivre
is killing us.

336
00:17:27,807 --> 00:17:30,208
Man, I never thought
I'd be so glad

337
00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:32,944
to get back to our own
arrondissement.

338
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:35,713
Ooh-la-la-la-la.

339
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:38,116
You have despoiled
our supermodels,

340
00:17:38,151 --> 00:17:41,953
let an American perform
with a French combo,

341
00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:45,757
and stolen these poor
gentlemen's snake.

342
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,160
Well, I guess this is the point
that comes in every vacation

343
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:51,262
where I say... run! Run!

344
00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,098
Okay, don't run.

345
00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:56,000
Better cuff this one.

346
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,169
No snake!

347
00:18:03,205 --> 00:18:05,004
What's on the desk?

348
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,007
Just a few dozen urgent messages
from someone called "Grampa."

349
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,844
This one says the cat
is eating his toast.

350
00:18:10,879 --> 00:18:13,046
I have no time
for cats and toast.

351
00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:14,414
Search the room.

352
00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:19,452
We have searched their room
from armoire to bidet.

353
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,887
Eh, no snake.

354
00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:22,789
Maybe we were
wrong about you.

355
00:18:22,824 --> 00:18:25,225
Let's see if the police
dogs can do anything.

356
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,066
I keep telling you
they're worthless.

357
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,968
But they're
so damn cute.

358
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:39,606
All right, Simpsons,
I apologize.

359
00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:42,041
As for you,
set the dogs on them.

360
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,446
Prepare to have
your ankles nipped!

361
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,917
I just want to say
that before we came,

362
00:18:50,952 --> 00:18:54,320
our family was falling apart
like your European Union.

363
00:18:54,356 --> 00:18:57,157
But just a few days
in your wonderful country,

364
00:18:57,192 --> 00:18:59,159
and now we're better
than ever.

365
00:18:59,194 --> 00:19:01,161
All is forgiven, my friends.

366
00:19:01,196 --> 00:19:03,430
Enjoy <i>la douce France.</i>

367
00:19:03,465 --> 00:19:06,866
And now something we should have
done the moment we met you.

368
00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:11,671
Come on, you guys
kiss like grandmas.

369
00:19:11,706 --> 00:19:12,706
Get in there.

370
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:21,514
I don't know how we did it,

371
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:24,517
but we finally lucked
into a great vacation.

372
00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,953
In Paris, a lady
makes her own luck.

373
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,568
Now my favorite part
of each trip.

374
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:43,567
The gifts I brought back
for my friends.

375
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,467
For Carl,
a French Coca-Cola.

376
00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:47,412
Ah, <i>trs chic.</i>

377
00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:50,479
For Lenny, a miniature
Empire State Building.

378
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:52,882
We had a layover in New York.
Wow.

379
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:56,318
And for Moe, a belt made
out of a blue snake.
380
00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:57,720
Artificial, I think.

381
00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:59,755
Thank you.

382
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:08,555
Ook.

383
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:15,091
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384
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,722
Shh!