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by
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&
Jerry Stahl
Revised by
MICHAEL CRISTOFER
7-5-2015
EXT. JERSEY HIGHWAY - NIGHT
Over this...
JOHN (V.O.)
Jeez, Chuck, you sure you want to
do this?
CHUCK
Of course Im sure. Im sure.
JOHN
I mean...
CHUCK (V.O.)
John, please, Victors famous.
CHUCK
He did a Clint Eastwood movie...
JOHN
Chuck...
CHUCK
Victor had second billing.
Astonishing fact. But true.
JOHN
Hes a fucking animal.
CHUCK
Second billing to Clint Eastwood.
JOHN
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
CHUCK
And what? I aint ever been in the
ring with an animal before?
JOHN
I know, but...
CHUCK
This is one for the ages. My lucky
day.
JOHN
Yeah, I know...
CHUCK
Lucky day, lucky man.
ARTY
Chuck Wepner! Chuck fucking Wepner!
ARTY
I still cant believe it!
CHUCK
Hey, Arty...
ARTY
(amped up)
This might be the proudest day of
my life. Its like Christmas an
All Saints Day rolled into one!
CHUCK
Listen to you.
(to John)
You know who this guy is? This is
the guy who invented the wet tee-
shirt contest, thats all.
(MORE)
3.
CHUCK (CONT'D)
(pointing at Arty)
No Arty Stock, no wet nip. Period.
John stops lacing to look up. Arty grabs a bottle and pours
shot glasses.
JOHN
Are you serious?
CHUCK
I shit you not.
ARTY
Hey, I was just trying to sell some
booze without gettin shut down.
CHUCK
See that, John? That is genius.
ARTY
(humble, but loving it)
Come on, Champ, I mean, you--
youre the legend.
CHUCK
To legends!
ARTY
In this corner, the former New
Jersey Heavyweight Champion, the
man who went 15 rounds with
Muhammad Ali, the pride of
Bayonne... Chuck Wepner!
ARTY (CONTD)
And in this corner - you know him
from the Hollywood movie Paint Your
Wagon and his many Tonight Show
appearances - undefeated in 1,303
bouts. Victor The Wrestlin Bear!
ARTY (CONTD)
Whatever you do, nothing in the
face. You got that? No face!
CHUCK
Yeah, yeah, I heard you.
A BELL rings! Chuck squares off and stares across the ring at
his Bear opponent rearing up on its hind legs.
CHUCK (CONTD)
OK, pal. Lets see what you got.
FREEZE FRAME
CREDITS BEGIN
WHOP, WHOP, WHOP. Three jabs ring Chucks bell, sending blood
everywhere as the song continues.
CREDITS END
POW! Hinke jabs hard, opening a 2-inch CUT over Chucks LEFT
EYE. BLOOD spritzes from the wound and streams down his face.
AL
Get the fuck outta this corner and
dont bother me while Im working.
6.
AL
Sure, go ahead doc.
AL (CONTD)
Listen up, Chucker. I hadda
bullshit the doc, now its time to
send Brigham Young back to the
fuckin desert. Ya with me?
The BELL sounds! Chuck charges out from the corner and
proceeds to pummel Hinke. Hinke throws a hard jab. Chuck
picks it off and slams Hinke with a LEFT JAB and then DROPS
him with a brutal RIGHT UPPERCUT. POW!
Chuck raises his hands and dances around the ring triumphant
with Al Braverman. The ANNOUNCER grabs the microphone.
ANNOUNCER
And the winner by knockout in 2
minutes and 18 seconds of the
eleventh round, and still the North
American and New Jersey Heavyweight
Champion, Chuck Wepner!
PHYLLIS
Oh, Chuck. You look terrible.
CHUCK
Gimme a couple days, Ill be
handsome as ever.
PHYLLIS
(playful)
Well I hope it hurts.
CHUCK
Jeez, I thought we made up.
Chuck drops his towel, then steps up behind Phyllis and wraps
his arms around her with real tenderness.
PHYLLIS
Chuck, no-- Kimberlys in the other
room. I have to get ready.
CHUCK
Come on, just a little, we dont
have to go the whole 15 rounds...
PHYLLIS
(laughs)
Chuck! Come on, I have to drop her
at school and get to work.
PHYLLIS (CONTD)
Tonight. I promise.
CHUCK
Im holdin you to that promise,
baby. Irreversible.
Done, in JUMP CUTS, Chuck irons his shirt and pants. Puts
them on. Runs a lint-roller over them. Buffs his shoes. Puts
on cuff-links.
CHUCK (CONTD)
How ya doin? Chuck Wepner. Chuck
Wepner here. How are ya?
(extending his hand)
CHUCK
Bye-bye Kimby. Daddy has to work.
KIMBERLY
(holding up Barbie doll)
Barbie doesnt like it when you and
Mommy fight.
CHUCK
Now listen, Barbie, you tell
Kimberly that Mommy and Daddy never
fight, we discuss. Disputations,
not fights. Okay?
KIMBERLY
She says sometimes you throw
things, too.
CHUCK
Honey, the most important thing of
all is that Mommy and Daddy love
each other. And more important than
that - we both love you, okay?
CHUCK (CONTD)
You are the best thing that ever
happened to me. You know that.
KIMBERLY
I know that.
9.
CHUCK
Okay then, Sweetie. Daddy gotta go.
They hug. Chuck starts to get up. Kimberly wont let him go.
Chuck exits building and gets into a brand new yellow Caddy.
CHUCK
(to himself)
You like Dewars? Weve got a
special... Dewars? Sure. As a
matter of fact, weve got a
special.... Dewars?
(eyes on his own eyes)
Today is somebodys lucky day!
FAN O.S.
Hey Champ! Nice job with Hinke. We
heard ya creamed that Mormon fuck.
CHUCK
(flashing 1000 watt smile)
Bayonne makes, the world takes!
VOICES (ADR)
Yo, Champ... Hey, Chuck, etc...
CHUCK
Hello hello hello!
CHUCK (CONTD)
Wheres Johnny?
JOHNNY DICESARE
Fuck you think I am? Bleeding my
lizard.
(holding up his hand)
Now dont try to hustle me, Chuck,
you know I got a deal with--
CHUCK
Johnny D., this is me. Whos
hustling?
CHUCK (CONTD)
See this? Thats my girl Dot.
JOHNNY DICESARE
Dot?
CHUCK
Well, I call her Dotty. See?
(turning the thing over)
Turn her over and she goes from
Dotty to Naughty.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Who wants screwdrivers! On me.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Cmon, Johnny, I can get
Wolfschmidt cheaper than whatever
youre payin, and I can sweeten
the pot.
JOHNNY DICESARE
Sweeten how?
CHUCK
(winking at the boys)
Ill throw in Dotty!
(MORE)
11.
CHUCK (CONT'D)
(off their yucks)
Cmon, Johnny. You know you love
me. You gonna say no to the champ?
VOICES (ADR)
Yeah, Johnny... What the fuck?
Etc...
JOHNNY DICESARE
(grinning, giving in)
Okay okay. How much you gonna kill
me for two cases?
CHUCK
Well, Johnny, for you...
Chuck heads across the gym, towards the LOCKER ROOM, waving
at Al, who has his feet up on the desk, a phone glued to his
meaty ear. Al windmills his free arm, signalling Chuck over.
CHUCK
Whats up?
AL (INTO PHONE)
Ok, you conniving bastard, its a
deal...
12.
CHUCK
What was that about?
AL
Ill tell you when I tell you.
Hows the cut? Let me look atcha.
Chuck leans closer over the desk. Al smacks him in the face.
CHUCK
Ahhh! Whatd you do that for?
AL
To see if youre gonna bleed. Lucky
I know how to fix cuts, huh? The
Stormin Mormon nearly left you a
cyclops, you fuckin hemophiliac.
CHUCK
Hinke was a pussy. A fuckin
papercut. That was nothin compared
to the Foreman fight.
AL
(snaps his fingers)
Speakin of Foreman...
AL (CONTD)
That was Don King. Are you sitting
down, bubby?
CHUCK
What the fucks it look like?
AL
Because you beat Hinke, it looks
like Im looking at a guy with a
shot at the heavyweight title,
thats what it fucking looks like.
(spritzing pastrami)
The professor just got you a re-
match. Its a lock. Soon as Foreman
knocks out Mahatma--
CHUCK
Its Muhammad.
13.
AL
I dont care if its Muk-luk, as
soon as Big George puts Alis
lights out, youre in.
CHUCK
(picking pastrami off his
own shirt now)
And if Ali wins?
AL
Shmuck! No way hes gonna win.
Foreman aint even human. Hes a
monster. Its a lock.
CHUCK
Whoa.
AL
Your lucky day, Polack.
CHUCK
Every day is my lucky day, Al.
Every day! Every day an
opportunity.
AL
Yeah, yeah.
CHUCK
And this one, this one is a dream.
A fucking dream.
CHUCK
Yeah! Here it comes. Here it comes.
PHYLLIS
What are they doing, fighting in
Africa?
CHUCK
Publicity I guess. Maybe money. I
dont know.
PHYLLIS
Would you go to Africa?
CHUCK
Hey, this is my shot. Ill go to
the moon if I have to.
Closer now, the Art Deco MARQUEE reads MUHAMMAD ALI VS.
GEORGE FOREMAN, THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE, CLOSED CIRCUIT.
COP (HAL)
Champ? What the hell? Come with me.
CHUCK
Thanks, Jimmy.
COP (HAL)
I hear youre next on the menu,
huh? Is that right? You gonna fight
Foreman. Yeah?
15.
CHUCK
Looks that way. Yeah.
COP/HAL
(cutting through crowd)
Hey, move it, we got the champ
here!
PHYLLIS
(warning)
Chuck. Dont.
CHUCK
What'd you call me?
PUDGY
Uh...nothin...I...
CHUCK (CONTD
So what are you doin later? Wanna
go out with a guy whos gonna KO
Foreman?
PHYLLIS
You wanna get a seat or what?
CHUCK
(chucks the guys chin)
Just messin with him. Maybe.
LATER...
CHUCK
Hes gonna walk right through him.
PHYLLIS
He looks good, Ali.
CHUCK
Oh, you like that, huh?
PHYLLIS
I aint sayin...
CHUCK
Theres maybe two people in the
world give him a chance in hell.
PHYLLIS
Chuck...
CHUCK
Im gonna hit the diner, get some
coffee, something...
PHYLLIS
You want company?
CHUCK
No. I gotta walk. Let me walk. OK?
PHYLLIS
Yeah. Ok.
17.
She goes.
Phyllis walks in, heading straight for Chuck and the Blonde.
She sits down at the table with them, waves for a waitress.
CHUCK
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
(to waitress)
Coffee, black. Thanks.
PLATINUM BLONDE
Excuse me...
PHYLLIS
No, dont apologize.
CHUCK
This is my..uh...wife.
PLATINUM BLONDE
Oh, shit.
PHYLLIS
Its ok. Its not your fault. Trust
me. This is just what he does. You
know? Happens all the time.
(MORE)
18.
PHYLLIS (CONT'D)
He sees a bimbo like you, dont
even have to be pretty...and youre
not...and the bimbo says, you know,
I got freckles on my ass and boom,
Chuck here falls in love. He falls
in love with the freckles on your
ass.
PLATINUM BLONDE
I dont have freckles on...
PHYLLIS
Shut up. Im talking here. Of
course you dont have freckles on
your ass. You dont have anything
at all to recommend you but that
dont matter. You are just the next
person in line, the next person he
falls in love with.
PHYLLIS (CONTD)
Im done, Chuck. Im done.
CHUCK
Phyllis cmon.
PHYLLIS
Im taking Kimberly to my Moms
house. You do what you want.
CHUCK
Jeez, baby...
19.
PHYLLIS
(quietly, conlusively)
Fuck you, Chuck.
Chuck reaches for her. Phyllis, crying now, sidesteps him and
leaves the diner. Chuck watches her go, shocked.
AL (ON PHONE)
Its me. Al.
CHUCK
Shit. This better be good.
AL
Its better than good. You are what
they call a Golden Polack.
CHUCK
The fuck does that mean?
AL
It means its on, you putz. Ali is
in. Hes agreed to fight ya.
Muhammad Ali vs. Chuck Wepner.
CHUCK
Holy. Fucking. Shit. You serious?
AL
They needed a white guy.
DON KING
I want to introduce a very
beautiful person. The challenger,
the formidable opponent... Mr.
Chuck Wepner!
CHUCK
I just want to--
ALI
(grabbing mike)
Its been announced that Chuck
Wepner bleeds. He bleeds! He
bleeds! So Ill make another
announcement.
ALI (CONTD)
There will be no shots landed in
his face. I will win this fight by
laying on the ropes. Hell get
tired, hell punch himself to death
and then Im gonna hit him in the
stomach, hit him in the side, in
the chest. I dont want any excuses
about cuts!
CHUCK
Hes the master of the poem, so I
wrote a poem. Goes like this.
(reads)
Whats in a word
And whos to say what will be.
I know hell be the favorite
But thats as it should be
For there are those who say that
hes the best
To ever wear the crown...
ALI
Stop! Please, Im gonna cry!
(to press)
You hear the rumor?
(MORE)
21.
ALI (CONT'D)
Don King say they gonna put
feminine napkins in Chucks corner,
cause the way he bleeds thats the
only thing gonna mop up the blood.
The PRESS goes nuts. Don King grins. Ali keeps going-
ALI (CONTD)
Jumbo! Maxi-Pad! Extra
absorbancy... For those heavy flow
days.
CHUCK
Speakin of that time of the month,
what kinda man goes around talkin
about how pretty he is? That kinda
stuff dont fly in Bayonne.
ALI
Bayonne? Black man cant even walk
down the street in Bayonne. Polacks
come up and make sausage out of
im.
Ali raises his fist like hes going to punch Chuck, who
counters with his own raised fist. FLASHBULBS POP! POP! POP!
CHUCK
Give me those four papers.
Kid hands him papers. Chuck flips them over to SPORTS PAGE.
ANGLE ON: PHOTOS from the press conference...Chuck and Ali
and the headline: ALI TO DEFEND AGAINST WEPNER.
CHUCK
Phyllis... Hi. Its me. You heard
the news?
Shes taking the call on KITCHEN WALL PHONE. Her blue haired
MOM (71) glares from the sofa, Kimberlys asleep in her lap.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. It was on the radio. All over
the papers, too.
CHUCK
Pretty good, huh?
PHYLLIS
Its nice, Chuck. But right now
your daughter is sleeping at
Grandmas house because Mommy
caught daddy with his hands in some
panties that didnt belong to
Mommy.
CHUCK
Im sorry, okay? This is big for
me. Big moment, huh?
PHYLLIS
Yeah, I know. Lucky day, lucky man.
Huh?
CHUCK
Yeah. Yeah. And I want to share it
with you. I love you, baby. Can we
just be a family here?
CHUCK (CONTD)
Phyllis? Are you there?
Phyllis sighs.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. Im here.
CHUCK
Im gonna train full time for this.
Up in the Catskills. I never had
that before. I was never subsidized
before. This is the real thing.
This is different. Its all gonna
be different now.
23.
PHYLLIS
Congratulations, Chuck. Im real
happy for you. I am. Lets talk
tomorrow.
CHUCK
Phyllis...
Chuck and Charlie Polite, big and bad-ass, jog through snowy
woods in sweats, their breath visible. Chuck takes in the
scenery, blissed.
CHUCK
Look at all these trees!
CHARLIE POLITE
That theres Mother Nature, Chuck.
24.
CHUCK
Yeah? Wheres she hidin the bars?
CHARLIE POLITE
Cant drink, youre training.
CHUCK
(puffing to keep up)
Im trainin. Swhy I need a drink.
(sings)
Una furtiva lagrima
negli occhi suoi spunt...
CHARLIE POLITE
What the fuck? You Italian now?
CHUCK
I used to sing opera. You know
that?
CHARLIE POLITE
Go on. Sing. Its good for the
lungs.
CHUCK
(sings)
Quelle festose giovani
invidiar sembr.
Che pi cercando io vo?
M'ama! S, m'ama, lo vedo. Lo vedo.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Oh...oh...oh...
CHARLIE POLITE
And you cant have none of that,
neither.
CHUCK
(taking off at a sprint)
I can have breakfast, cant I?
CHARLIE POLITE
(catching up)
Long as it dont have legsntits.
25.
CHUCK
(ignoring the insults)
Im in the best shape of my life.
Just a little shy of phenomenal.
CHUCK
Dirty.
CHUCK
Like high velocity rabbit punches
to the back of the neck. Kidney
punches. Yknow - dirty.
AL
Well make Ali piss red for a week.
Put him on fucking dialysis.
CHUCK
Im fightin Bayonne-style.
VOICE ADR
Whatsat mean? You bleed in his
mouth till he drowns?
A beat. Then...
AL
You pricks need a new shtick.
26.
VOICE ADR
What about the sweet science?
CHUCK
Lemme tell ya, the sweet science
aint so sweet, you got a pile-
driver in your nuts.
Chuck dials a phone. The night table CLOCK reads 3:12 AM.
CHUCK
John, am I callin too late?
SPLIT SCREEN:
JOHN
(whispering)
The liquor salesman never sleeps.
CHUCK
Damn straight. And I appreciate you
covering my route. I owe you.
JOHN
Forget it. Everything okay?
CHUCK
Yeah, except I just remembered.
Vic, over at Sabatinos Lounge in
Hoboken? He always gets extra
cocktail napkins. I dont know if
he wipes his ass with em or what,
but-
JOHN
Got it, Chuck.
CHUCK
And dont forget, Spiros, the
Greek, gets extra martini olives.
Im sure theyre walkin out the
back door, but hey.
JOHN
Covered. Its good to hear from
you, Chuck.
27.
CHUCK
Yeah...yeah.
JOHN
You want me to call her?
CHUCK
Have you seen her?
JOHN
No.
CHUCK
Id really like her to come out for
the fight.
JOHN
Ill talk to her.
CHUCK
Great. That would mean a lot to me.
And tell her...tell her I love her.
JOHN
Yeah. You love everybody. Go to
bed. Get some shut-eye.
CHUCK
Thanks buddy.
CHUCK (CONTD)
(singing softly)
M'ama! S, m'ama, lo vedo. Lo
vedo...
JOHN
Hey pretty lady!
PHYLLIS
John, what are you doing here?
JOHN
Thought Id check out the new
stamps. Yknow, for postcards.
(MORE)
28.
JOHN (CONT'D)
Figured Id send a few - from
Cleveland!
PHYLLIS
(deflects)
Im busy here, John. You can see...
VOICE ADR
Hurry up, pal!
JOHN
Just a second, Bluto.
(voice low, pleading)
He needs you, Phyllis!
ON PHYLLIS...then...
MUHAMMAD ALI
When we get out there, I want you
to call me a nigger.
CHUCK
Im not gonna do that. I got black
friends, my sparring partner is...
MUHAMMAD ALI
Your black friends gonna pay your
rent? You wanna sell tickets you go
on the TV and call me a nigger,
boy.
(nose-to-nose)
NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
CHUCK
Forget it. I wont do it.
CUT TO:
Typical 70s TV talk show. MIKE DOUGLAS sits with Ali on his
left, Chuck on his right.
MIKE DOUGLAS
(off Chuck, sotto voce)
Uh, Champ. Hes really big.
29.
ALI
Lose that scar tissue, the mans a
toothpick.
CHUCK
Keep talkin, Champ. Looks like all
you do these days is talk. And eat.
ALI
Dont mind him, he dont like
colored people. Man called me a
nigger backstage.
MIKE DOUGLAS
Not here! The Cleveland arena will
sue me! Just hold off for two days!
A Greyhoud bus stops. Door opens and fans for Jersey get out.
A boozed-up John appears, followed by an anxious Phyllis.
Chuck and Ali are both on their feet, facing off. Douglas is
trying to intervene.
Chuck turns away from the TV, stares out the window at the
snowy night. He studies his reflection, runs a finger along
the scars over his eyes.
AL (OS)
Hows it goin?
Chuck drops his hand. Sighs. Shakes his head. Al reads him.
30.
AL (CONTD)
What is it, bubby?
Chuck raises his eyes, all front gone. Scared little boy-man.
CHUCK
I gotta go the full ride, Al.
(raising his eyes to Al)
I dont go fifteen, howm I gonna
look anybody in the eye?
AL
With a punim like yours who would
want to look you in the eye?
AL (CONTD)
Who sent the gorilla balls?
CHUCK
My brother.
AL
Your brother? I didnt even know
you had a brother.
CHUCK
Ah, were not that close.
AL
Then whyd he sendem?
CHUCK
Its a gesture.
(still worried)
They got me at 40 to 1, Al. Thems
the odds.
AL
So?
CHUCK
The over under...5 rounds. Ali says
hell knock me out in 3. Like Im
nothing. Nobody. Like I dont
belong there. I gotta show them, I
belong there.
31.
AL
Stop being such a pussy! Trust me,
Alis gonna look like the All-Time
Schvartze Putz of the Century when
you knock him out.
AL (CONTD)
Well, well, well...
PHYLLIS
Hello, Al.
AL
Friend or foe, Phyllis?
PHYLLIS
Friend.
AL
Make it good.
He walks past her and leaves. Follow Phyllis into the room.
She goes to Chuck who is still sitting on the bed. He looks
up sees her.
CHUCK
Oh, baby...oh, baby...you are a
vision.
She moves into him, he wraps his arms around her, holds on
tight.
PHYLLIS
You like?
32.
CHUCK
The only thing I would like better
is if you took it off.
AL
Now listen and listen good. Alis
gonna be doin his Rope-a-Dope.
Just like with Foreman. Dont be a
putz. Remember our strategy. When
he--
CHUCK
Youve only told me seventeen
times.
AL
Then lets make it eighteen, smart
guy.
People crowd into the bar. A banner over the door reads, ALI
vs. WEPNER FIGHT CLOSED CIRCUIT TELECAST
A taxi pulls up. John and Phyllis get out and head toward the
coliseum entrance. Phyllis stops.
JOHN
What?
PHYLLIS
You go.
33.
JOHN
What?
PHYLLIS
I cant.
JOHN
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
Please. Ill meet you back at the
hotel. After.
Chuck, Al, Paddy as before. The door flies open, John comes
in.
JOHN
(arms open wide)
Okay, baby, Im here!
(off Chucks look)
What? You think your best friends
gonna watch you fight the great Ali
on closed circuit TV?
(points at self)
Live and in the flesh!
CHUCK
(bolting up, not happy)
I thought my best friend was gonna
cover my liquor route. What are you
doin here? Jesus, John!
JOHN
Relax. Theres nobody in Bayonne
left to drink. Theyre all here in
Cleveland.
CHUCK
Wheres Phyllis?
JOHN
(lying)
Shes out front. With the gang. Im
telling you, the whole city is
here.
CHUCK
Why didnt she come back, see me?
Wish me luck. Huh?
(MORE)
34.
CHUCK (CONT'D)
She shoulda come back. This is not
good. This is unacceptable.
AL
Enough. Enough. Focus, damnit! When
you touch gloves with that draft-
dodger, look him dead in the eye
and say, Youre fightin a U.S.
Marine! I wanna rattle his black
ass.
VOICE ADR
Five minutes!
AL
Showtime, boychik! Put on that
robe.
CHARLIE POLITE
Shit!
CHARLIE POLITE
The robe! I cant find the robe!
AL
Mother-fuck!
CHUCK
My lucky robe!
JOHN
Is this it?
Al grabs the red, white and blue robe from Johns hands.
AL
Ya dumb cluck!
(holding it open)
Puter on, Chuck. Look at yourself.
AL (CONTD)
Check it out, boys. Im lookin at a
champion here. Im lookin at a
champion.
CHUCK
Lucky day, Al. Lucky day, lucky
man.
CHUCK
Walking out of that dressing room
in front of 15 million people...I
never felt any kind of excitement
like that in my life...
CHUCK (V.O.)
For me to turn around and see
Muhammad Ali right there, right in
front of me - that was worth
everything. Everything I had to go
through to get there, that was
worth everything.
CHUCK
Then he pulled my head down, Ali
pulled my head down and hit me with
10, 15 rabbit punches. Pow-pow-pow-
pow...
Chuck is laughing.
CHUCK
Then he starts doing the famous
rope-a-dope stuff. I cant get near
him. Some kidney shots. Side of the
head. And then, boom...
37.
Ali lands a fierce blow and Chucks eye busts open. Blood
flies. SOUND of the crowd roaring.
CHUCKS POV - ALI seen through the blood clouding Chucks eye
as he circles Ali. And then...
Phyllis comes into the bar, and watches the TV with the
SCREAMING patrons.
INT. TV STUDIO
CLOSE ON - CHUCK
CHUCK
I turned around to Al and I says,
Al start the car, were goin to
the bank. Were millionaires! Al
says, Hey, you better turn around
cause hes gettin up and he looks
pissed.
He laughs as...
AUDIENCE
BLEEDER!! BLEEDER!! BLEEDER!!!
Phyllis fights her way through the SCREAMING crowd in the bar
to...
Phyllis comes out of the bar and starts moving fast toward
the coleseum.
AL
Go for it, Chuck. Go for it. You
hear me? You got one round left.
Finish the fucker. Finish him.
REF
...four...five...six...seven...
The REF counts. Chuck, with superhuman heart, gets back up.
CHUCK (V.O.)
At eight I got up, I stood in front
of the ref, everything kinda
spinnin, and all of a sudden I see
him waving his hands...
INT. BAR
BACK TO:
CHUCK
What? What...?
AL
You done good. You done real good.
CHUCK
(not understanding)
Done what? What?
CHUCK
I was still standing, Phyl. End of
fifteen, still standing.
PHYLLIS
Yes you were, baby. Yes you were!
CHUCK
I gave him a good fight.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. You sure did.
CHUCK
My lucky day.
PHYLLIS
Yeah, Chuck. Lucky day, lucky man.
She kisses his bloody face carefully and tenderly. They walk
toward the dressing rooms together.
CHUCK (V.O.)
And I tell you, what I felt was
vindicated.
INT. TV STUDIO
CHUCK
Thats what I felt. Vindicated.
Because I proved that I belonged
there. Fifteen rounds. On my feet.
COSELL
And what a reception in
Bayone...lets take a look.
CUT TO:
MAYOR
As your mayor I officially declare
today Chuck Wepner Day in Bayone,
NJ. Welcome home, Chuck.
COSELL
Ill bet a lot of women like seeing
you in action.
CHUCK
Good to know, Howard. Wine, women
and song...I love them all. And not
necessarily in that order. Guess
what I like first?!
KIMBERLY
Look.
CHUCK
Those are... somethin.
(looking close)
Are those... little boxing gloves.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Wow, theyre fightin huh?
KIMBERLY
Just like you, Daddy.
CHUCK
Thats my girl!
CHUCK
Hey, where you going?
PHYLLIS
Wine, women and song, huh?
CHUCK
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
Talking about other women. On
television. You son of a bitch.
CHUCK
Come on. Thats nothing. Thats
just talk.
PHYLLIS
Talk hurts, Chuck. You know?
CHUCK
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
Leave me alone. I got things to do.
CHUCK
But you gotta see the rest of the
show, theres more, theres
better...I aint through yet.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. I know. And when will you be
through? Hmn? Your biggest fan?
See you in action? You think I
like that? Beat to shit like that?
Look at your face. If I never see
you in action again, itll be too
soon. You understand?
CHUCK
Aw, Phyl...this is who I am.
PHYLLIS
Youre a father and a husband.
Thats who you are.
CHUCK
I know that.
PHYLLIS
And sometimes a decent liquor
salesman. Why isnt that enough for
you?
43.
CHUCK
It is. It is enough.
(a beat)
And then it isnt.
PHYLLIS
Right.
CHUCK
I had the whole city, Phyl. I had
the whole city in the ring with me.
They love me for that. Even I lost.
It dont matter. They love me.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. Everybody loves you, Chuck.
INT. CADDY
CHUCK
Im Chuck Wepner, howzit goin? You
mightve seen my little fight...
CHUCK
...I turned around and I says to my
manager Al, start the car, were
going to the bank. Were
millionaires... Al says forget the
bank, we need a firehose. Cause
Alis gettin up and his ass is
burned!
CUT TO:
44.
CHUCK
So, the day of the fight I says to
my wife, Lets go shoppin. I
needed to calm down. I needed the
distraction. So we go down on the
avenue there in Cleveland and I
pick her up a beautiful negligee.
Powder blue...and I says,
(pantomiming holding it)
Honey, tonight I want you to wear
this to bed because tonight youre
gonna be sleepin with the
Heavyweight Champ of the World....
...So, after the fight I come back
to the hotel room, I let myself in,
and shes sitting on the edge of
the bed in the negligee. And she
says to me...
PHYLLIS
So - do I go to Alis room or does
he come to mine?
CHUCK
So how we doin on Smirnoff, Manny?
MANNY
Ill take whatever you got, Champ.
People are doing a lot of
celebrating this week.
CHUCK
I can lick any man in the world.
HA! HA! HA! Drinks for everybody in
the house!
(yells)
Hey Red, everybody drinks on me!
LINDA
Wait your turn. I got customers.
MANNY
Whoa! Dont you know who this is?
LINDA
Yeah. The Bayone Bleeder.
CHUCK
Thats right, baby.
LINDA
Ali says you stepped on his foot,
thats why he went down.
CHUCK
Total bullshit.
LINDA
Thats what he says. A dirty
fighter...thats also what he says.
CHUCK
(turn on the charm)
I aint no choirboy.
(looking around)
But I dont see a lotta choirboys
in this joint. So how bout it?
LINDA
About what? Sell the bad-boy act to
your chippies. Im not buyin.
Before Chuck can reply she goes to a GUY who sits beside him.
LINDA (CONTD)
Whatre you havin?
CHUCK
(off her blow-off)
Well, fuck me.
LINDA
(smiling)
Not in this lifetime. But now its
your turn. What are you having?
46.
CHUCK
Vodka rocks, and whatever these jim-
jims are drinkin.
CHUCK digs her feistiness. She pours for Chuck and the others
at the bar.
MANNY
Chuck, show her that ring.
CHUCK dis-engages from the two Blondes and extends his right
hand. LINDA takes it and eyes ring.
CHUCK
Designed it myself. See, its a
metaphor. The black onyx represents
Ali and Im the diamond.
LINDA
I was you, Id find the gumball
machine you got it from and get
your quarter back.
CHUCK
I paid 18 hun for this baby.
(gazing into her eyes)
Whats your sign, Sugar?
LINDA
Pisces.
CHUCK
No way. Thats my sign.
LINDA
Like thats not a line. Whats your
birthday, big shot?
CHUCK
February 26.
LINDA
Thats my birthday.
CHUCK
Are you shittin me?
LINDA
No, its my birthday.
CHUCK
Linda Pandilano.
(holding license)
Anybody every tell you, you take a
great picture?
LINDA
Yeah yeah.
CHUCK
No, seriously. Im so in love it
hurts. Whatcha doin the rest of
your life? Lets get married.
LINDA
Sure. Let me call your wife.
CHUCK
How do you know I have a wife?
LINDA
Youre right Chuck. I dont know
fuck all about you. And you dont
know fuck all about me.
(shaking her head)
So what are you doing?
CHUCK
What am I doing?
LINDA
Thats what I said. I said what are
you doing?
SLOW DISOLVE
PHYLLIS
Chuck? Get it, will you? I got my
hands full here.
48.
Chuck comes out of the bedroom in his boxers and answers the
phone.
CHUCK
Hello. Yeah. Yeah, this is him.
What? No. I dont know what youre
talkin about. Say what? What?
PHYLLIS
Five stars. Must be good. Huh?
CHUCK
I guess.
STALLONE/ROCKY
I just wanna prove somethin-- I
aint no bum... Dont matter if I
lose. Dont matter if he opens my
head... If I go them fifteen
rounds, an that bell rings an Im
still standin, Im gonna know then
I werent just another bum from the
neighborhood... Yo, Adrian!
PHYLLIS
Chuck...
CHUCK
Yeah. I know.
49.
TIME CUT:
ANGLE SCREEN: End credits roll as the house lights come up.
Chuck and Phyllis remain sitting for a moment, taking it all
in. Then...
MOVIE PATRON
Hey! Chuck Wepner! Youre Chuck
Wepner. Yeah? Fantastic!
The TWO ROWS near him break into applause. Then FOUR ROWS.
It grows to an entire THEATER facing him for a standing
ovation. FANS congratulate him like hes the movie star.
CHUCK
Thanks...Thank you...Feels amazing!
Im truly honored.
CUT TO:
STALLONE
...I had wanted to write something
about the way I felt. But I knew my
story wasnt commercial....wasnt
translate-able in many languages.
STALLONE (V.O.)
And then as fate would have it, I
went to that boxing match. And
somthing just popped.
Back to...
50.
Stallone again...
STALLONE
I said thats it. Thats me. The
Bayone Bleeder.
STALLONE (V.O.)
Chuck Wepner. That is the way I
feel. Thats who I am.
Last, Chuck tilts his trademark white Panama straw hat and
winks at himself. Stylin.
CHUCK (cont'd)
Check - and mate.
JOEY BARCELONA
Ladiesngents the King is here,
the man who went 15 rounds with
Muhammad Ali, the real-life Rocky
Balboa and the toughest son of a
bitch in the Garden State, Chuck
Wepner!
CHUCK
(throwing a right)
Hit song!
(throwing a left)
(MORE)
51.
CHUCK (CONT'D)
Hit movie!
(beaming to his entourage)
What can I say? Im a lucky guy.
Chuck, John and BABES leap onto the dance floor and shake
their booties.
JOEY BARCELONA
Champ, I gotta tell ya, the movie
was amazing! I mean, Ten Academy
Award nominations. Holy Mazoley!
You musta really backed up the
Brinks Truck on that baby, huh?
CHUCK
Ill let ya in on a secret. When
Sly told me about Rocky, he offered
me 70 Gs or 1% of the box office.
I took the 70. The fuck I know
about movies? Im from Bayonne!
JOEY BARCELONA
Bird in hand, right?
CHUCK
(still dancing)
Bird-in-hands worth a hand in the
bush. Kapeesh?
JOEY BARCELONA
Double-kapeesh.
CHUCK
Yo, Doll, set my man and his girl
here up with whatever they want.
JOHN
You pocketed 70 grand on that?
CHUCK
Shut up, John. Forget about it.
52.
JOHN
No, seriously. You got 70 Gs?
(pivoting, to guys nearby)
You hear that? Chuck here got 70
big ones for Rocky!
He holds out a hand to slap five with Chuck, who ignores it,
grabbing John and snarling at him as he pulls him aside.
CHUCK
John, would you shut the fuck up?
Youre not my agent, all right?
Youre my pal. This is business. I
dont put my business on the
street. I dont want to hear it
again, okay? Jesus fucking Christ!
JOHN
(shaken)
Oh man, Chuck, I... I apologize.
(lip quivering)
I... I didnt mean to...
CHUCK
Aw forget it. Im sorry, I over-
reacted.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Listen, the truth is...
(whispers)
I didnt get bupkis for the movie.
JOHN
Really?
CHUCK
Yeah. Not a fuckin dime.
JOHN
Jeez. Im sorry man. Thats fucked
up.
CHUCK
I know. I had to say somethin, I
didnt want to look like a dolt.
JOHN
This stays with me, Chuck. Im your
friend.
53.
CHUCK
Right back at ya. Come on, lets
go party.
JOHN
Oh my God! Chuck, dont turn
around. You wont believe whos
coming toward us.
VOICE OS
Hey, Chuck Wepner!
UNCLE FLOYD
I am such a fan.
CHUCK
Uncle Floyd. Are you shitting me!
Im your biggest fan. Ive been
watching your show for years.
CHUCK (CONTD)
This is my friend, John.
UNCLE FLOYD
Yeah, yeah, how ya doin? So Chuck,
I was gonna hit the mens room.
CHUCK
Okay, see ya later.
UNCLE FLOYD
No, no, I mean Im gonna see a guy.
(Uncle Floyd-esque)
I got a friend named Toot. You
wanna meet him?
CHUCK
You want me to walk you to the
Mens Room, to meet a guy?
JOHN
Jeez Chuck, its Uncle Floyd. Go
ahead.
We PAN the row of stalls. See FOUR LEGS below one. We hear
the unmistakable sound of snorting.
CHUCK
This is fuckin great.
UNCLE FLOYD
You never did blow before?
CHUCK
Blowjobs, yeah. Blow, no.
UNCLE FLOYD
(talking fast)
All the great men have partaken--
(snorting from spoon)
Sigmund Freud, President McKinley,
Satchmo, Sherlock fucking Holmes,
Babe Ruth! What do they have in
common? The White Lady.
CHUCK
Babe Ruth?
UNCLE FLOYD
Hell yes.
(another sniff)
Morning, noon and night. How do you
think he got his fat ass around the
bases? Snortski.
CHUCK
Definitely. I gotta catch up with
the Babe.
UNCLE FLOYD
No problem-o.
55.
CHUCK
God, I feel so fucking good.
(doing a little shuffle)
UNCLE FLOYD
(loading another spoon )
Thats the idea, Champ. Here.
CHUCK
(pumping the air)
Lets get this party started!
PHYLLIS (O.S.)
Say goodbye, Chuck.
And we reveal...
56.
CHUCK
Huh? What?
PHYLLIS
Say goodbye.
CHUCK
Goodbye. You goin someplace.
PHYLLIS
No. Not me. You. Youre going
someplace.
CHUCK
I dont...wherem I goin?
PHYLLIS
Someplace I dont care where youre
going but youre going. Now. Today.
CHUCK
I dont get it. What?
PHYLLIS
I dont want you in my house any
more. I dont want you near my kid.
You stink, Chuck. You stink like
left over pussy. And it makes me
sick. Im going out, Im taking
Kimberly. I come back, youre gone.
OK?
CHUCK
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
No. Youre gone. Thats all.
CHUCK
This hurts.
PHYLLIS
You wanna talk about hurt? You live
five minutes in my heart. Then
well talk about hurt.
She goes. Chuck tries to get up. He can barely stand. When he
does get on his feet, he doesnt know where to go.
57.
JOHN
This is nice. You got the beach
down the street. You got the club
nearby. You got everything you
need.
CHUCK
Yeah. I got everything I need.
AL
Fan-fartin-tastic. Ill tellem.
AL(CONTD)
Three words, bubby. Andre the
Giant.
CHUCK
What about him?
AL
Youre gonna kick his freak show
keister, thats what. I just got
off the horn with Vince McMahon.
Hes talkin about a mixed match -
wrasslin and boxing. The next big
thing. And you, my handsome friend,
are gettin in on the ground floor.
CHUCK
Youre kiddin, right? Im a boxer,
Al, not a friggin circus
performer.
AL
Hey, youre famous now. You want to
work, you gotta stay famous.
(MORE)
58.
AL (CONT'D)
Believe me, goin toe to toe with a
giant at Shea Stadium aint gonna
hurt.
CHUCK
Cant you get me a fight? Legit?
AL
Yeah, I can get you a fight. But
this is bigger. Better. Trust me.
This is the dawn of a new chapter
in your life. No more Bayonne
Bleeder. From now on..Chuch Wepner,
the New Jersey Assassin.
CHUCK
Yeah. I like the sound of that.
Assassin. How much do I make?
AL
25 grand.
CHUCK
My lucky day. Lucky day, lucky man.
CUT TO:
KIMBERLY
I cant sleep...
She looks at the tv. Phyllis doesnt want her to see that.
She shuts the tv off. She takes her daughter with her on the
sofa, and they cuddle.
JACK NICHOLSON
...and the winner is...Rocky!
CHUCK
God-damn! We won! We fucking won!
CHUCK (CONTD)
Phyllis! You wont believe this.
Rocky won for Best Picture.
PHYLLIS O.S.
Thats nice, Chuck.
CHUCK
Best picture! Fucking academy
award!
PHYLLIS
Well...Im happy for you. Really.
CHUCK
Thanks, Phyl.
(a beat. Then...)
Hey?
PHYLLIS
Hey what?
CHUCK
I miss you, Phyll. I really miss
you.
PHYLLIS O.S.
You should have thought of that
before you banged half of Bayonne.
CHUCK
Cmon baby. Not tonight... We won.
PHYLLIS
Congratulations.
60.
Chuck holds the phone for a beat before he hangs up. All
alone with roaring silence. He gets up, sits back down.
Stares.
FLO
Chuck?
CHUCK
Flo. How ya doin?
FLO
Well. Chuck. Come on in.
FLO
Don? Its your brother. Its Chuck.
DON (O.C.)
What?
CHUCK
(cheerful)
Your brother, you shitbird!
DON
What the fuck...?
CHUCK
Hey, Donnie.
DON
What are you doin here?
CHUCK
Say hello first.
DON
Hello. What are you...? Whats the
matter? Whats wrong?
61.
CHUCK
Nothin. Nothins wrong and
everythings right!
FLO
I got something in the kitchen.
Excuse me.
CHUCK
(to Don)
You dont know, do you?
DON
Know what?
CHUCK
You didnt watch last night?
DON
Watch what?
CHUCK
The awards. The Academy fucking
Awards!
DON
Huh?
CHUCK
You didnt see?
DON
No, I didnt see.
CHUCK
We won.
DON
Who won? You?
CHUCK
Yeah. Me. Rocky. Rocky won.
DON
So?
CHUCK
What do you mean so? Its me. Im
him.
DON
Whos you?
62.
CHUCK
Rocky! Thats my life. Without me.
There is no Rocky.
DON
Oh. Ok.
(a beat. Then...)
So.
CHUCK
So again. So nevermind. OK? You
dont get it. So. So. So fuck you.
DON
Chuck...
CHUCK
I gotta go. Hows the kids?
DON
Kid. One kid.
CHUCK
Yeah. I know. How is she?
DON
He.
CHUCK
Jesus.
DON
Yeah. Like that. What do you want,
Chuck? What are you doin here?
CHUCK
I wanted to celebrate.
DON
The movie.
CHUCK
Yeah. My life, you know? My lucky
day. On the big screen. Academy
award. Fuckin academy award!
DON
And what does that get you? I mean,
what does that get you?
CHUCK
Whats his name? The boy. Your boy.
DON
Danny.
CHUCK
Yeah. I knew that. Tell him I said
hello. Huh? Tell him the champ was
here and... Tell him.
A pause. Then...
DON
You wanna stay for dinner?
CHUCK
No. I cant. I got people. Some
other time.
Flo comes back into the room, shares a look with Don.
CHUCK
Western Union? Yeah, I wanna send a
telegram...
(listens)
Mister Sylvester Stallone, care of
United Artists Studio, Hollywood,
California.
(listens, then, indignant)
Do I have an address? I just told
you! Ahhh, fer Chrissake...
JOHN
So what did he say when he called?
64.
CHUCK
(lying)
That he wanted me to come visit. He
felt it was long overdue.
JOHN
Whoa! You sure its cool that I
came?
CHUCK
Of course its cool. Besides,
Slys a regular guy. He tucks his
balls in his pants just like the
rest of us.
JOHN
So whatd Stallone talk about?
Pussy? I bet that guy cleans up.
Huh?
CHUCK
John, please. Sly is discreet. He
doesnt talk about that. Guys who
get it never do. With Stallone and
me, its strictly professional.
JOHN
Of course.
CHUCK
We talk about the Ali fight, my
strategy, any tips I can give him.
Stuff like that.
JOHN
You gave him tips?
CHUCK
You never heard that. Im not
supposed to talk about it.
JOHN
What else did he say? Cmon.
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Can I help you?
CHUCK
Yeah, Im Chuck Wepner and--
65.
JOHN
Sly personally called him at home
and invited him to come to the...
CHUCK
Ill handle it, John.
(handing A.D. his card)
Im the guy Rocky was based on.
JOHN
No Chuck Wepner, no Rocky Balboa.
CHUCK
John, for fucks sake, can it!
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Chuck Wepner. Uh, right. Yeah. I
know you. Let me just--
CHUCK
Thing is, Sly dont know Im here.
Id like to, yknow, surprise him.
(with a menacing look)
Its important.
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Uh, sure, yeah, I guess its ok.
CHUCK
Thanks, buddy.
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
(to John)
Whoa. You better wait here.
JOHN
What? Wait a minute...
CHUCK
Yeah. Hes with me.
66.
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Yeah, but I cant...uh...just wait
for him here.
JOHN
Alright, alright. Go on. Fuck.
STALLONE
HO-LY SHIT! Keep them cameras
rollin! Meet the real Rocky,
everybody!
Chuck and Stallone hug. The FILM CREW gives Chuck an ovation.
CHUCK
So he tells me that hes gonna
write a part just for me.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Slys sparring partner, Ching
Weber.
(looking up, to explain)
Ching Weber, Chuck Wepner. Get it?
CHUCK
Act? Chings a boxer, Im a boxer.
I play me every day.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Hey, you thought Rocky 1 was big?
Hollywood only does sequels when it
has a sure thing...
CHUCK (CONTD)
Rocky II is a sure thing. Like
Chicken Vindaloo.
CHUCK (cont'd)
You thought my Ali fight was big?
Alis small potatoes compared to
this. They oughta call it Wepner
II.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Between us, Stallones talking
other projects.
CHUCK (cont'd)
Its like I been training for this
all my life. Toe-to-toe with
Sylvester Stallone on the silver
screen...
CHUCK (CONTD)
Notify the other planets, John. A
star is born.
JOHN
In fuckin Bayonne.
Chuck and John hang out with two topless GO-GO GIRLS, RACHEL
and SANDY, in G-strings, big hair and heels. Chuck pulls out
the Rocky II script.
RACHEL
Wow!
68.
SANDY
Ive never seen one of these.
JOHN
Its called a screenplay.
CHUCK
Tomorrow Im going down to Philly
cause my personal friend, Sylvester
Stallone, wrote a part for me in
his new movie, Rocky II.
JOHN
A real Hollywood movie.
CHUCK
Here, take a look.
Chuck licks his finger and opens script. ECU: we see CHINGS
lines, highlighted in YELLOW MARKER. The GIRLS are awed.
CHUCK (CONTD)
You two should come to Philly, meet
Sly. Maybe I can get you a part.
JOHN
Chuck can do that. Seriously.
CHUCK
John, for fucks sake.
JOHN
What?
RACHEL
(to Chuck, blown away)
Can you really?
SANDY
No way!
CHUCK
Why not? Youre both beautiful
girls. The movies always need
beautiful girls.
JOHN
Beautiful and classy.
69.
CHUCK
Egg-fucking-zactly.
JOHN
Ya never know...
The girls consider it. Chuck waggles a coke spoon to seal the
deal.
CHUCK
I can lick any man in the world.
HA! HA! HA! Drinks for everybody in
the house! Tonight the Palace Bar
is taken over by John L. Sullivan,
himself! And I wanna shake the hand
of everyone of ya! Cmon boys, the
drinks are all on me!
SANDY
That was really moving. Im
serious.
JOHN
Youre ready for your close up, Mr.
DeVille.
RACHEL
I teared up. I swear.
CHUCK
(pointing to himself)
This face? The camera loves me!
CHUCK (CONTD)
For my second act, Id like to do
my impression of Sonny Listons
last fight with Muhammad Ali.
(flicks himself lightly on
the cheek)
TAKING A DIVE!
Savagely hung over, Chuck drives while Rachel and Sandy share
a giggly joint and teach John to chair-hustle. Chuck white-
knuckles the wheel. Giving them stink-eye in the rearview, he
pulls out his little coke jar and hoovers the whole thing.
CHUCK
Forty minutes late. Shit!
Chuck parks the Caddy hard. Four doors open at once. VALET
PARKERS and GUESTS ogle Rachel and Sandy, both in hotpants,
and heels. Chuck pulls the coke out again, smacks it on his
hand to get the last crumbs, cursing.
CHUCK
Shit!
JOHN
Chuck, hey, youre supposed to be
late. Its show business.
P.A.
Mr. Wepner? Theyre all waiting for
you.
JOHN
See that, she knows who you are.
You are in!
71.
CHUCK
Got any Tic-Tacs?
P.A.
I need your friends to wait here.
Follow me.
JOHN
Knockem dead, Valentino.
RACHEL
(tugging cleavage down)
Dont forget, if they need girls...
Chuck starts to follow the P.A. through the door, then stops.
CHUCK
Fuck! Wheres the screenplay?
STALLONE
Chuck! Thanks for comin down.
CHUCK
Hey, I was in the neighborhood.
STALLONE
What? Yeah. Everybody, this is
Chuck Wepner. The real deal.
CHUCK
How you guys doin?
(spotting lush deli plate)
Bagelsnlox. Now thats my style.
STALLONE
Ready to read, Champ?
CHUCK
You shittin me? I was born ready.
STALLONE
Okay, Chuck. Stand over here.
STALLONE (CONTD)
Now, in this scene, Rocky and Ching
are sparring. Your old trainer
Mickey is watching ringside. And
you are jealous because you feel it
should really be you getting the
title shot. Its a bitter pill,
yknow? Somebody else gettin what
is rightfully yours. Try and feel
that. You with me?
CHUCK
I dont have to feel it, I live it.
STALLONE
Perfect! Thats beautiful. Hold
that. So, uh, Ill do Rocky and,
uh, Charlotte--
(pointing to casting lady)
--will read Mickey, you good?
CHUCK
Lets rocknroll.
STALLONE/ROCKY
Hey! Come on...what was that? Were
sposed to be workin here.
73.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
Youre a bum. I can lick you and --
Ummmm--
(looking down at script)
lick you and, uh, all the other
guys in this gym... In one--
(checking script)
--day.
STALLONE/ROCKY
Yeah. But were just workin.
Were gettin in shape for the
title fight.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
Oh, sorry Sly...
CHARLOTTE/MICKEY
(old man voice)
Listen, youre bein paid to spar
with him. Just do your job.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
(weirdly forced, awful)
Ah, fuck you! Fuck you both!
CHARLOTTE
That was great. Thank you.
STALLONE
Look Chuck, I want you in this
movie. But Im the talent.
(sotto voce)
(MORE)
74.
STALLONE (CONT'D)
You gotta give the suits somethin,
yknow what I mean? Go in the
bathroom. Take a minute, study the
script. Kick it around. Get pissed
off, yknow, then come back and try
it again. Okay Champ?
CHUCK
Yeah, yeah. Okay, Sly.
STALLONE
Okay.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
Youre a bum. I can lick you and
all the other guys in this gym in
one day!--Youre a bum. I can lick
you and all the other guys--Youre
a bum...
CHUCK
Youre a fucking BUM!
STALLONE
Be yourself this time. Dont act.
CHUCK
OK, Sly. Got it.
STALLONE/ROCKY
Hey! Come on...what was that? Were
sposed to be workin here.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
Youre a bum. I can lick you one
day and-- No, no, wait--
(checking script)
You are a bum! I can lick you and
all the other guys in this gym in
one day.
STALLONE/ROCKY
Yeah. But were just workin.
Were gettin in shape for the
title fight.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
(to Charlotte)
What the fucks goin on here?
CHARLOTTE/MICKEY
(old man voice)
Listen, youre bein paid to spar
with him. Just do your job.
CHUCK/CHING WEBBER
(passionate - but awful)
Ah, fuck you! Fuck you both!
CHUCK
Was that better, Sly?
Stallone takes his shoulder and guides him to the door again.
STALLONE
Youre the champ, Chuck. Thanks for
comin down. Well call you.
Chuck just nods his head, like a little boy. Watching Sly go.
JOHN
What happened up there?
CHUCK
I am such a fucking jerk.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Im so fucking stupid.
CHUCK (CONTD)
The chance of a lifetime. Why did I
do that?
Chuck BANGS his forehead into the steering wheel and bloodies
it. John squirms. Rachel and Sandy put their hands over their
mouths. Chuck turns to John.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Am I a fucking asshole or what?
(punching his own face, his
voice cracking)
FUCKING! - MORON!
JOHN
Ya got to really get into a part,
you know? You can do it. Maybe
thisll lead to somethin else?
Stallones got the connections.
JOHN (CONTD)
So, what did he say anyway?
CHUCK
What did he say? What did he
fucking say?
JOHN
Sorry, Chuck. Im just--
CHUCK
He told me theyd fucking call me,
thats what he said.
(mimicking Stallone)
Well call you.
(MORE)
77.
CHUCK (CONT'D)
What am I, some broad who gave him
a blowjob? Jesus Christ! I can not
believe this!
JOHN
If he says hell call...
CHUCK
John would you please shut up!
CHUCK (CONTD)
I was reading the lines and I
didnt have them memorized. I
didnt know when to come in. I was
late every time. Three stinking
lines and I couldnt get it right.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Hell never talk to me again. Fuck,
what have I done?
SLOW DISOLVE
Bright sun. A few cars are parked out front. Across the
street, we see Cucks Caddy parked half on the sidewalk.
CHUCK
Wha--? What the hell...?
CHUCK (CONTD)
You calling me an asshole?
78.
FLIP-FLOP
Yeah. What are you, deaf, too?
CHUCK
You know who I am?
FLIP-FLOP
Youre the asshole blockin my car.
Besides that, no, I dont know who
you are and I dont give a shit
either.
At the same time, a car pulls up. John gets out, moves toward
them.
JOHN
Chuck, NO!
FLIP-FLOP
Just move your land-yacht, ya
fuckin lush.
JOHN
Ill take care of it, bud.
(to Chuck)
Come on, Champ.
FLIP-FLOP
Champ? Thats a joke.
JOHN
Jesus, Chuck. What the fuck?
CHUCK
What are you doin here?
JOHN
I aint heard from you. I was
worried.
CHUCK
(pushes him aside)
Youre an old lady. Get off me. Let
go!
JOHN
You need a shower. Somethin. Soak
your fuckin head.
79.
CHUCK
I gotta pee.
John watches him go. Then he gets into the Caddy, starts the
engine, moves the car.
DEVONE
Yo, Champ? How they hangin?
CHUCK
Clankin like cowbells.
(recognizing the guy)
Devone, right? How ya been?
DEVONE
Im good, Im good. Hey, this is
some good shit. Any chance I could
score an O-Z?
CHUCK
You kiddin me? My guys the guy.
DEVONE
All right! I got a thing goin on
with a special lady tonight, you
know how it is...
CHUCK
Hey, I wrote the book on how it is.
Meet me 8 oclock at the Silhouette
Lounge. Ill take care of you.
DEVONE
Im there.
JOHN
Hello?
DEVONE
(to Chuck)
So, uh, what are we talkin...?
CHUCK
25 hun - you pay what I pay.
DEVONE
Good thing I just got paid.
Devone slides cash out of his tight jeans, counts it, slips
money to Chuck.
DEVONE (CONTD)
Youre the champ, man.
JOHN
Chuck. Chuck. Its Phyllis.
CHUCK (CONTD)
No, no. Ill be there.
JOHN
You gonna be okay? Youre sweatin
like a fiend. What are you doin to
yourself?!
CHUCK
Oh hey, Im fine. Little fever.
Gimme my keys. Get outta here.
CHUCK
(too loudly, sweating)
Damn brake pedals stuck!
CHUCK
There they are!
(to parents)
Boy, if I tried to sit in one of
these itd probably splinter!
CHUCK (CONTD)
Chuck Wepner... Hi, how you doin?
Chuck Wepner... Hi...Yeah, Im the
guy who fought Ali. Did 15 rounds.
FATHER
Smells like you went fifteen rounds
with Johnny Walker.
The guy grabs his WIFE and SON and leads them out of the
room.
CHUCK
Hey...
PHYLLIS
Chuck, please.
CHUCK
Yeah. Yeah. Im here. Here I am.
CHUCK (CONTD)
So, hows my little princess? Smart
as a whip, right? Takes after her
Mom. Oh, wheres my manners?
CHUCK (CONTD)
Im Kimberlys Daddy, Chuck.
82.
TEACHER
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wepner.
CHUCK
Call me Chuck. Or Champ. I kind of
am one, at least in New Jersey. You
follow boxing?
CHUCK (CONTD)
What? Hows the report card?
Chuck pulls Kimberly into his lap, grabs the report card and
studies it.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Hmmmm. Not bad. Not bad at all.
KIMBERLY
Its upside down, Daddy.
CHUCK
Shit.
PHYLLIS
(to Teacher)
I am so sorry...
CHUCK
Dont you apologize for me.
PHYLLIS
Chuck, stop it.
CHUCK
(sniffling, wiping nose)
What? Theres a problem?
PHYLLIS
Yes. Youre the problem. OK?
CHUCK
(to Kim)
You been beatin up boys? Is that
the problem?
KIMBERLY
(mortified)
No!
PHYLLIS
Leave her alone, Chuck. Im telling
you.
CHUCK
Oh excuse me. Im five minutes
late! Like Id miss my little
girls Parent-Teacher? Are you
shitting me?
PHYLLIS
Let her go, Chuck.
TEACHER
Mr. Wepner!
KIMBERLY
Da-deee!!!
CHUCK
Im sorry. Baby, Im sorry.
PHYLLIS
No! No! No! Dont...dont touch me.
CHUCK
Phyll...
PHYLLIS
Im scared for you, Chuck. Im
scared for whats going to happen
to you.
CHUCK
Dont be scared. I can take it.
Whatever... I can.
PHYLLIS
No. You dont get it, Chuck.
84.
CHUCK
What dont I get? Im a
little...Im fucked up right now,
but...Im...Im...Im sorry, Im
sorry, Im sorry.
PHYLLIS
No. You dont see.
CHUCK
See what?
PHYLLIS
People love you, Chuck. Real
people. Me. Im one. Kim. Your
brother. John. These are the people
who love you. Not the people youre
chasing. Real people. Right in
front of you. And you cant see
them.
CHUCK
(foggy)
I...I dont understand.
PHYLLIS
No. You dont. I wish somebody
could hurt you so bad, so you did
understand. I wish I was that
somebody. But Im not. I cant help
you, Chuck. I wish I could. But I
cant.
CHUCK
Aw, Phyll, please. I gotta go. I
gotta see a guy.
PHYLLIS
Yeah. You go. Go. I aint said a
prayer since grammar school, you
know? But Im gonna pray for you.
Thats all I can do for you now.
Pray.
We sense its their routine. Chuck puts the stuff in his boot
and the driver pulls away. Chuck checks his watch. Then turns
and walks unsteadily into the bar.
CHUCK
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
LINDA
How ya doin, Chuck.
CHUCK
Its you.
LINDA
Last I checked.
CHUCK
The one that got away!
LINDA
Dont flatter yourself. You never
had me. And if youre tryin to
sell me something, I got all the
liquor I need.
CHUCK
Im not trying to sell you
anything.
LINDA
So whyre you here?
CHUCK
Im meeting a guy about somethin.
LINDA
You dont look so good.
CHUCK
I look like shit. I feel like shit.
I am shit.
LINDA
Bad day, huh?
86.
CHUCK
If I said apocalyptic, I would not
be exaggerating. Worse day of my
life. Fucked up, every which way.
My wife, my kid. I oughta be hauled
up by my balls and horse whipped.
Thats how bad today was. Today
cant get any worse.
LINDA
I believe you.
CHUCK
And then, you know what? Fuck me,
all of a sudden the day gets
better.
LINDA
Oh, yeah?
CHUCK
What are the odds, huh? Runnin
into you today. On this, the worst
fucking day of my life...which also
happens to be my birthday. OUR
birthday! See? See that? I
remember. If that aint a sign, my
name is shit-for-brains.
LINDA
A sign of what?
CHUCK
Fate. Fate. Fate is talking to me.
LINDA
Wepner, you are a piece of work.
You want a drink, or are you just
gonna talk in circles?
CHUCK
Vodka rocks.
(putting his hand on hers)
You and me - were connected. Dont
you see that?
LINDA
No, I dont see that.
87.
CHUCK
Fats Domino, Jackie Gleason and
William Frawley, you know, Fred on
I Love Lucy, all February 26.
LINDA
Thats special, Chuck. Three fat
guys and a club fighter.
CHUCK
Did I forget to mention - The Man
In Black... Johnny Cash? What do
you say?
LINDA
Chuck, can we cut the frabba-jabba?
You got a line of 23 year old
cupcakes down at the shore. I know
your reputation. I go anywhere near
you, I catch whatever the go-go
girl down at the Playpen has.
CHUCK
All over. Thats all over. Im
puttin it all behind me. From
today on. From this moment on. My
whole life is gonna turn around.
Because of you. Because of seein
you right now at this moment like
some fuckin angel making a visit
to me.
LINDA
I dont think so.
CHUCK
This is my lucky day. YOU are my
lucky day. Lucky day, lucky man.
LINDA
I was born 35 years ago, Chuck. Im
too old to believe this line. Even
if you believe it. And you sound
like you do.
(handing him drink)
Sell it somewhere else. OK?
CHUCK
You wanna know what I think?
LINDA
Not really.
88.
CHUCK
(standing up, wobbly)
I think you like me.
LINDA
Well, youve been hit in the head a
lot.
CHUCK
Thats funny. You oughta try out
for Saturday Night Live.
(slapping down some bills)
Keep the change.
LINDA
You sure you can drive?
CHUCK
See that, you do care about me!
CHUCK (CONTD)
I gotta go out to my car for a
minute. You wait here.
LINDA
I aint going nowhere.
Chuck makes his way out, stopping at the door to give her one
last look.
CHUCK
Im comin back for you. Im comin
back.
CHUCK
Oh, no. Not now. Not now...
A COP rushes the car, pistol drawn. Chuck just sighs, nodding
to the COP. The Cop sighs sadly.
CHUCK (CONTD)
Hey, Hal.
89.
COP (HAL)
Hey, Chuck. Can you step out of the
car, hands on your head? Sorry
about this.
CHUCK
(opening door)
Youre just doin your job.
CHUCK (CONTD)
(off weapons)
You dont need those, fellas, I
already shot myself in the ass.
COP (HAL)
You have the stuff on ya, Champ?
CHUCK
In my boot.
COP (HAL)
So, uh, we gotta read you your
rights, okay?
Chuck holds his hands behind his back for cuffs. Hal reads
his rights.
ANGLE - LINDA watching with some other PATRONS from the door
of the bar
CAPTAIN
It was a set-up. Your pal Devone
rolled.
CHUCK
Whos Devone?
CAPTAIN
Stand-up guy, huh? Listen, Chuck,
weve been clocking you and your
nose for months. Devones nuthin.
Give us your connection, you go
home.
CAPTAIN (CONTD)
Champ, you been busted with an
ounce. Were talking serious time
here. Theyll never know it was
you.
Chuck shakes his head again. The Captain slides him a phone.
CAPTAIN (CONTD)
Okay, Champ. One call. Pick a
winner.
Chuck, his hand on the phone, thinks hard. Who does he call?
JOHN
Yello?...What? What? What?
JOHN
You ok?
CHUCK
Yeah. Sure.
JOHN
What happened?
CHUCK
I was doin a guy a favor.
JOHN
What guy? What favor?
CHUCK
John, please...
JOHN
No. Dont please me. This is
possession with intent. What are
you, a fuckin drug mule now?
91.
CHUCK
Its been a rough night.
JOHN
No shit.
CHUCK
Whered you get the bail money.
JOHN
The bank. Where do you think you
get money?
CHUCK
Cash? You had that much cash.
JOHN
No, asshole. I borrowed on my
house. OK? Whats the matter with
you? Huh? You dont know what I
would do for you? I would cut off
my right hand. But not for this. I
would do that for Chuck Wepner. For
the champ. For the man who had the
world by the balls. Fifteen rounds.
For him, I would cut off my dick.
But not for this. Look at you.
Putting my house on the line for
this?
CHUCK
I fucked up.
JOHN
Yeah. Get in the car.
CHUCK
Where we goin?
JOHN
Im goin home. Youre goin to
jail.
CHUCK
Im no rat. Do what you have to do.
JUDGE
(banging gavel)
Sit down.
CHUCK
Funny, huh? Piece of paper and its
all over.
PHYLLIS
Good luck, Chuck.
CHUCK
I never meant to hurt you, Phyllis.
Or Kimberly.
PHYLLIS
I believe you. I do.
CHUCK
(playful)
What now? I swear that Irish fuck
hit me first.
Chuck exits and holds up his wrists. The guard cuffs his
hands to a belly chain and shackles his legs, so he shuffles.
93.
WARDEN
Wepner, come with me?
CHUCK
What is it? Where we going?
WARDEN
You didnt tell him?
The Guard shakes his head no. The Warden grabs Chucks arm.
WARDEN (CONTD)
Youll find out. Just hurry up.
CHUCK
Youre shittin me.
WARDEN
Theyre making a movie. Its called
Lock-Up.
CHUCK
Rocky goes to jail.
WARDEN
(laughs)
I guess so.
CHUCK
I cant take a dump without him
making a movie out of it.
WARDEN
Come on. Ill take you over. You
can say hello.
CHUCK
No. I dont think so.
94.
WARDEN
He knows youre here. He wants to
see you.
CHUCK
I dont think so. No.
He turns way.
LINDA
You wear that jumpsuit, honey.
CHUCK
Linda! Jesus... I... Oh man.. Im
sorry youre seeing me like this.
LINDA
Like what? Sober?
CHUCK
I guess I deserve that.
LINDA
Actually, it looks like you got
what you deserved - for a change.
CHUCK
Christ, I feel like an idiot.
LINDA
That might be the first honest
thing you ever said.
CHUCK
Youre a real ball-buster, arent
you?
LINDA
Not really.
(smiling)
(MORE)
95.
LINDA (CONT'D)
You look okay, Chuck. I like you
better without all the jewelry.
CHUCK
Yeah. Now its just silver cuffs.
On special occasions...
The light goes green. They look at it, then at each other.
CHUCK (CONTD)
So, great to see you.
LINDA
Like wise.
She takes off. Drives ten feet, then stops again. For the
second time, the car behind her honks. This time Chuck mad
dogs the driver into silence as he steps over to T-Bird.
LINDA (CONTD)
Lets have coffee when you get off
work.
CHUCK
Thats gonna be a couple weeks.
They gave me five dropped to 26
months. Good behavior.
LINDA
Stay good, Slugger.
She gives him that smile and drives. Chuck watches her.
CHUCK (V.O.)
Where we goin?
JOHN (V.O.)
See Al. Hes got a fight lined up
for you.
CHUCK (V.O.)
No kiddin. Who with?
96.
JOHN (V.O.)
I dont know. He wouldnt say...
ARTY (V.O.)
And in this corner - you know him
from the Hollywood movie Paint Your
Wagon and his many Tonight Show
appearances - undefeated in 1,303
bouts. Victor The Wrestlin Bear!
CUT TO:
LINDA
Hey, Champ.
CHUCK
Oh, Jesus. You turn up at the best
times.
LINDA
Cant resist. Somethin wrong with
me. Like I got a virus.
CHUCK
Cant shake it, huh?
LINDA
Right.
CHUCK
Jeez, what happened to me?
LINDA
What?
97.
CHUCK
Schmuck. Im a real schmuck.
LINDA
Dont...
CHUCK
Im a fucking clown.
LINDA
Let it go. Just let it go.
CHUCK
You wanna buy me a beer?
LINDA
Sure.
CHUCK
We can celebrate.
LINDA
What are we celebrating?
CHUCK
My retirement.
Linda smiles.
SLOW DISOLVE
CHUCK
Guess whos in town?
LINDA
Dont play games with me. Stallone
is opening that cheesy restaurant.
CHUCK
Cant you be nice?
LINDA
What am I supposed to do? The man
is not your friend.
CHUCK
There it is.
LINDA
Oh my Jesus god.
CHUCK
I got a funny idea. Take a picture
of me with the statue.
LINDA
Tell me youre kidding, Im gonna
throw up.
CHUCK
And dont cut my head off!
LINDA
Id be doing you a favor.
Chuck smiles big. Linda rolls her eyes and takes the picture.
Snap.
Chuck walks over to Linda who hands the polaroid to him Chuck
blows on it and fans it to develop it faster.
LINDA (CONTD)
Look at you, like hes your
girlfriend.
CHUCK
Come on.
99.
LINDA
He made a fortune off you and he
never gave you a nickle.
CHUCK
Be nice.
LINDA
You take the hits, you bleed your
heart out on a piece of canvas...
CHUCK
Im through with all that. All
over. Im puttin it all behind me.
LINDA
...you bleed and he collects...
CHUCK
Im telling you, Im done. No more
fights. No more Rocky.
LINDA
...because what does it get you?
CHUCK
It got me you.
LINDA
Maybe. Maybe not.
CHUCK
Look at that face. What a handsome
son of a bitch. Huh?
LINDA
Yeah. And you dont look so bad
either.
Chuck laughs.
CHUCK
You know what Im gonna do now?
LINDA
What?
CHUCK
(smiles)
Im gonna kiss you. Right now.
100.
LINDA
What is that, a warning?
CHUCK
Im gonna fade a little to the
right, weave left and youre never
gonna see it coming.
He sweeps her into his arms and kisses her, letting the
Polaroid drop to the ground and float away on the wind.
PAN TO:
THE PHOTOGRAPH ON THE GROUND - The real Chuck Wepner with his
arm around the statue of Stallone. *