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After blacking out This holiday What keeps me

during New Year's season, Tim Allen warm during the
Eve, I was awoken must overcome his cold, cold winter?
by _____. fear of _____ to
save Christmas.

Every Christmas, On the third day of Elf cum.

my uncle gets drunk Christmas, my true
and tells the story love gave to me:
about _____. three French hens,
two turtle doves and
_____.

Jesus is _____. Wake up, America. Gift-wrapping a live

Christmas is under hamster.
attack by secular
liberals and their
_____.
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A Hungry-Man Several intertwining Mall Santa.

Frozen Christmas love stories
Dinner for One. featuring Hugh
Grant.

Whatever Kwanzaa Clearing a bloody Santa's heavy sack.

is supposed to be path through
about. Walmart with a
scimitar.

Krampus, the Another shitty year. My hot cousin.

Austrian Christmas
monster.
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A Christmas A visually arresting Fucking up "Silent

stocking full of turtleneck. Night" in front of
coleslaw. 300 parents.

Space Jam on VHS. A toxic family Taking down Santa

environment. with a surface-to-air
missile.

Immaculate Socks. The tiny, calloused

conception. hands of the
Chinese children
that made this card.
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The Star Wars Pretending to be Eating an entire

Holiday Special. happy. snowman.