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SNAPE:
DRACO:
HARRY:
What Malfoy?
DRACO:
RON:
What?
DRACO:
You see what's happening to you in it? It's you getting hit in the
head with a Quaffle.
DRACO:
Look, that's me. That one, that's me and I'm in the background
laughing and pointing at you. We're having a right good time aren't'
we? Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater. It's
rather good. It's actually quite good. It's, it's probably the best
I've ever done. Actually, can I have that back? Wait, no, I'm taking
it!
What do you think of that Potter huh? I've stolen your favourite
drawing right? Look, what do you think of this, no.
(ripped paper)
Goyle, paste it! Now look what you've done Potter! You wait until my
father hears about this.
HERMIONE:
You know what Malfoy, leave Harry alone. I mean, it's not like that
drawing's that good.
DRACO:
Not. That. Good? Let's see you try to draw something better you
little Mudblood?
RON:
(To Hermione) Yeah Herman, let's see you draw something right now in
front of everyone
Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw! She only reads books and
she cannot draw, even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book.
Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw.
(Snape enters and joins in)
SNAPE:
RON:
HERMIONE:
All my dreams
I'm chasing after,
they don't need
all this laughter...
I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
but can't show it at all.
I am
sick and tired
of low, not higher
places, where I should belong...
It's about time I proved them wrong...
Give me a shot
to show what I've got!
I'm a helluva whole lot more
'Cause I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
below it all.
I am
done with losin',
on with choosin'
That I am
The coolest girl!
...Yeah!
B b
GINNY:
Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those
sickles Mum gave you for my robe fittings!
HARRY:
Uh, whos this?
RON:
This is my stupid little sister Ginny. Ginny, this is Harry. Harry
Potter.
(Ginny and Harry shake hands.)
GINNY:
Youre Harry Potter! Youre The Boy Who Lived!
HARRY:
Yeah, and youre Ginny.
GINNY:
Its Ginevra.
HARRY:
Cool. Ginnys fine.
(Dumbledore enters)
DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, everyone, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A
place, I assure you, is safe for children and has absolutely NO
history that might threaten our entire existence but, there is a
huge killer snake downstairs and a giant vicious three-headed dog
and a tree that can kill you- and man-sized spiders that can eat
your face and!
SNAPE:
Thank you, Professor Dumbledore; that will be all as he was saying,
welcome to Avada Kedavra
(Dumbledore dies)
HARRY:
Dumbledore! Snape, you traitor!
SNAPE:
Now, everyone. Please welcome, Lord Voldemort!
LORD VOLDEMORT:
Serpensortia! (Snape get bitten by a snake and dies)
HARRY:
Snape! Voldemort, you traitor!
RON:
Its Voldemort. Everyone, run for your lives!
GINNY:
Harry!
HARRY:
Ginny, what are you doing? Get out of here.
GINNY:
No, there's no place to go, the Death Eaters are all over the
castle.
HARRY:
I know and they're looking for me and if they find me you're going
to be with me and you're going to get in trouble. Get out of here!
GINNY:
What are you going to do?
HARRY:
I don't know Ginny. I'm not cut out for this kind of thing.
GINNY:
You have to do something. I don't know what you can do but you can
to do it. You're Harry Potter.
HARRY:
NO!
GINNY:
You're the Boy-Who-Lived!
HARRY:
No Ginny, you don't get it! None of you guys get itI'm just a
thirteen year old. I'm sorry but I'm alone. It's hopeless.
GINNY:
I've been alone
Surrounded by darkness
And I've seen how heartless
The world can be.
But baby, you're not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothings ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It dont matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
RON(spoken):
Hey Harry!
HARRY(spoken):
Ron, Hermione! You guys came back.
ALL FOUR:
Baby youre not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothings ever gonna take us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It dont matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
(All students enter one by one during song.)
V V
HERMIONE:
Okay, guys. Dont worry, we still have an hour, and we just need to come up
with a plan.
HARRY:
Theres no plan Hermione, I know what I have to do I have to face
Voldemort Alone.
RON:
NO! Theres got to be another way!
HARRY:
No. Just forget about it. Theres only one thing to do! I love you
all except you Draco I cant freaking stand you! (Dracos head goes
down, dejectedly)
VOLDEMORT:
Harry Potter, the boy who lived! Prepare to die!
(They duel)
Im going to kill you, Harry Potter! Im pointing my wand as hard as
I can!
HARRY:
What is it gonna take, Voldemort? You tried to kill me once as a
baby and it didnt work.
VOLDEMORT:
Im going to destroy you!
HARRY:
Weve beaten you like four or five times already! Philosophers
Stone, Chamber of Secrets
VOLDEMORT:
La, la, la, la! Not listening! Too busy trying to kill you!
HARRY:
Its over!
VOLDEMORT:
Its never over! Avada Keda-
(SNAPE, shoots VOLDEMORT with pistol. VOLDEMORT falls to his death.)
SNAPE:
Ahh, Muggle weapons (throws aside pistol)
GINNY:
Professor Snape, youre alive!
SNAPE:
Course Im alive, you twit.
HERMIONE:
But how? You died right in front of us.
SNAPE:
Magic, duh? Im a potions master and a double age- Spoiler! A double
agent. Obviously I had a back-up plan. Ive been drinking Honey
Badger anti-venom ever since Ive been hanging around with that
ridiculous loser.
ALL STUDENTS:
Whoa!
HARRY:
I guess thats it then
RON:
What do we do now? Now, that Voldemort is dead what is left to do?
HERMIONE:
What do we have to go back to?
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
DUMBLEDORE:
ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
DUMBLEDORE:
ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
HARRY:
END.