#7

"Bullets Over Broadway"

I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll

February 3, '14
MARX: Im fine
MARX: So you never acted before.
OLIVE: I was in a musical revue. Words & Music by
MARX: Oh. Butterbeans & Susie
OLIVE: In Wichita. Maybe you heard of it,
it was called Leave a Specimen. I stopped the show every night. Additional lyrics by
Glen Kelly
CUE - OLIVE: It started with a big intro! [GO]
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OLIVE: Then there was a vamp. Id make the audience wait for me to start singing.

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Tease em a little -- drive em crazy and then Id hit it -- [GO ON]

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Is there some - one here who'll give a girl a hand I'm look - ing for the guy who runs the

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lis - ten to the words I say I want a

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DAVID: Gee, I'm feeling
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hot dog for my roll I want it hot I don't want it cold

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hot dog for my roll I want it young I don't want it old

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I sure will be dis - gus - ted if that dog ain't full of mus - tard Don't

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want an ex-cuse it must have lots of juice I want a hot dog for my roll

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OLIVE: I called it interpretive dancing cause the
audience used to interpret it one way and the
Catholic Church interpreted it another. OLIVE (con't): Now picture this --
MARX: Its very creative. the hot dog man comes on. And when I say hot dog,
OLIVE: Yeah, at the Burlesque Award Dinner I dont mean cocktail franks.
I won two Golden Pelviss. DAVID: Unfortunately, I can picture the whole thing - [GO ON]
Now it builds to a charisma -- [GO ON]

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> Now here's a dog that's short

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Now here's a dog that's short and fat
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here's my roll where's your dog? Hey!

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Uh, uh, That roll you got will hold
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Tell me, can you fill it?

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Why yes I can I'm know as the cham - pi on

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hot dog man Now here's your hot dog for your roll You want it
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OLIVE: (noticing DAVIDs distress)

Whats with him? Is he confused?
HOT DOG MAN: My being too subtle for you?

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My dog - 'll lay you in the aisle

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She'll wait in line, She wants a hot dog for her roll

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OLIVE: (to DAVID) If you meet me later Ill explain the double entenders

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(pronounces it AHN-TAHN-DERZ). Its French -- I think it means intercourse.
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She wants a

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