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2. Bujho Bhaiya Ek Paheli

Jab Kaato to Nai Naveli?

Ans: Pencil

3. Aisa Kon si hai

Jiska aana bhi kharab aur jana bhi kharab

Ans: Ankhe

4. Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage
Police ne choro ka peecha kiya
Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki lights kharaab thi
Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi
Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda?

Ans: Somvaar ka Din Tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nhi hoti.

5. Lal Ghoda Ruka rhe.

Kala Ghoda Bhagta Jaye
Btao Kon?

Ans: Aag/Dhua

6. Kali Kali Maa

Laal Laal Bache
Jidar Jaye Maa
Udhar Jaye Bache
Bato Ky?

Ans: Train

7. Mai Maru Mai Katu Tum kyo Rote ho

Btao Kya?

Ans: Onion

8. Bimar nahi rehti mai

Fir bhi khati hu goli
Bache bude sab dar jate
Sun kar iski boli
Btao kya?

Ans: Gun

9. Agar Naak pe chad jau

Kaan pakad kar tumhe padau
Btao kya?
Ans: Chasma

10. Dunia bhar ki karta sair

Dharti pe na rakhta pair
Din me sota raat me jagta
Raat andheri meri bagair
Jaldi batao mai hu kaun?

Ans: Moon(Chaand)

11. Kala Ghoda

Safed ki sawari
Ek utra to dusre ki bari?

Ans: Tava and Roti

12. Aise kon se chej hai

Jise jitna khicho vo utni hi
Choti hoti hai?

Ans: Bidi and Cigrate

13. Dhoop dekh mai aa jau

Chav dekh sharma Jau
Jab hawa kare muje sparsh
Mai usme sama jau
Btao Kya?

Ans: Pasina

14. Ek din, Ek vakil aur uske bete ka accident ho gaya

Unhe hospital le jaya gaya

Operation room me Doctor ne Enter kiya aur ladke ko dekh kar kaha ye to mera beta hai
To my frends bataiye doctor ne us ladke ko apna beta kyo kaha?

Ans: Vo Lady Doctor Uski Maa Thi

15. Ladki ke paas wo konsi cheez hai jo uske paas

Shadi se pahle bhi hoti
Aur Shadi k baad bhi
Par Shadi wale Din Nhi hoti?

Ans: Surname

16. Khridne Par Kala

Jalane par Laal
Fenkne par Safed
Btao kya hai?

Ans: Koyla
17. Ek Raja ki anokhi Rani
Dum k sahre piti Pani
Btao Kya?

Ans: Diya

18. Ek Phool hai Kale rang ka

Sir par hamesha suhaye
Tej Dhoop me khil khil jata
Par chaya me murjaye?

Ans: Umbrella

19. Ek Pita ne apne bache ko gift dete hue kha

Isme aise chez hai ki jab tumhe pyaas lage to pee lena
Jab bukh lage to kha lena
Aur jab sardi lage to jala lena
Btao aise kon se chez hai jo hamare itne kaam ayegi?

Ans: Nariyal

20. Dhup me aane par jalne lagti hai

Chav me aane par murjha jati hai
Hawa chalne par mar jati hai
Btao Kya?

Ans: Pasina
Posted 13th May 2013 by Sandeep Kumar
Labels: Hindi Paheli Hindi Paheliyan

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1. Hari Dandi
Lal Kaman
Toba Toba
Kare Insaan
Btao Kya?

Ans. Lal Mirch (Red Pepper)

2. Bikhari nahi par bikh mangata ha

ladaki nahi par pars use karta hai
pujari nahi par ghanti bajata hai
batao kon hai wo?

Ans. Bus Conductor

3. Do Sunder Ladke
Dono ek Rang Ke
Ek Bichad Jaye
To Dusra Kaam Na Aaye

Ans. Juta (Shoes)

4. Aisi kon se chiz hai jise

Aage se to bnaya hai bhagwan ne
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Dono Lambe
Dono Kale
Gusses?
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Btao Kya?

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8. Aisi kon si cheej hai

Jo adhik thand
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