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VOL. 36 ISSUE 11 OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF UNITED CIVIC ORGANIZATION OF CENTURY VILLAGE, WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA NOVEMBER 2017
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VOL. 36 ISSUE 11 OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF UNITED CIVIC ORGANIZATION OF CENTURY VILLAGE, WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA NOVEMBER 2017
The
Presidents Good neighbor Drew
Report
By Dave Israel
In the NEWS again
This is an article on Reflection living environment that integrates CV Seniors. to come onto CV property, by way
Bay - RB, remember RB, Mr. Drew shelter and service needs of This application to abandon the of the old golf course. Dont miss
Waldmans effort to develop housing functionally impaired and/or CLF, is but one apparent indicator the hurricane damaged Temporary
and light commercial enterprise on socially isolated elders who do not of Good Neighbor Drews attitude Construction Fence Said temporary
the erstwhile Golf Course? This issue need institutional supervision and/ toward CV and its Residents. Drive fence in place for over 4 years,
has been on the CV RADAR for close or intensive health care." along Century Boulevard, South providing no security whatever.
to a decade, and it continues to bubble Do you think that there might side, and see his deteriorating fence, Where is Code Enforcement in
just below the surface. So, what be an interest in such services by note the gaps, and imagine the response to this damaged fencing.
happened? Well, I was summoned by residents of Century Village? Of impact on prospective buyers. Look What are our Residents options?
Mayor Paulette Burdick to a meeting course there would. There is a reason at the downed fence and jungle like Let the County Commission hear
with herself and certain County that Good Neighbor Drew placed overgrowth along Haverhill Road from you!! Good Neighbor Drew
Staff Chiefs. The issue; a quietly the CLF in his presentation to the along the old driving range, consider I for one think not! Considering
submitted application to abandon a County Commission, along with the the impact on the public of this mess, the time and money expended by
very important item to CV Residents, PBSO sub-station, namely to curry and the ready access the downed the Developer, he could have built a
namely the Congregate Living favor with the Commissioners and fence provides to anyone who desires beautiful new Golf Course.
Facility CLF. Here is the entry in thus obtain their votes to approve
the county records system buried the Reflection Bay project. Now,
along with hundreds of other items: as his overgrown property with
2011-00245 ABN-2017-01811 deteriorating fences continues to be
09/20/2017 Reflection Bay TND an eyesore, certainly not encouraging
Carrie Rechenmacher 561-233- unit sales here in CV, he applies to
5209 Southwest corner of Century change his original presentation by
Boulevard and Haverhill Road Golf pulling the CLF off the table.
Club Circle. 2) Joni Brinkman Ken My take-away from my meeting
Tuma Urban Design Kilday Studios with Mayor Burdick and key Staff,
to abandon the Requested Use for is that the decision will be made by
a Congregate Living Facility Type Staff, once all paper work is in and
3) Application Review (09/30/2017) all requirements are met, I sincerely
South Hampton PUD C hope that Palm Beach Government
Wow! What is a Congregate does not permit the Developer to
Living Facility? It is "A non- take this key facility off the table; Reflection Bay Golf Course Las Vegas Nevada
institutional, independent group keep the CLF, consider the needs of How about that Good neighbor Drew
OPINION EDITORIAL
The meeting was called to order at can be replaced. Power outage NO BUSINESS MAY BE Cam: There was a report on the
9:30 AM by President David Israel. was short in duration by previous CONDUCTED WITHOUT A hurricane debris clean up and stump
PBSO, Capt. Palenzuela, led the standards in recoveries. This was a QUORUM. Meeting will continue removal. There will be a replacement
delegate assembly in the Pledge of good experience to gauge our level of for information for the residents. of broken dumpster next week.
Allegiance. preparedness.
Lt. Hill There was 2 burglaries of Presidents Report
Attendance homes where people went to shelters The Equifax Data Breach has
Good of the Order
David Israel - President and an apartment under renovation. affected most everyone. There will be Problems with Seacrest and clean
Stewart Richland - Vice President A bank fraud was reported, also be a meeting in the Party room on Friday up of fallen trees.
Ed Black - Vice President aware of scams, on line, and phone October 13th-9:30 until NOON. You
calls requesting payments with Food Drive Democrat Club- If
Bobbi Levin - Corresponding Sec will be able to learn what you should you missed Sept. drive , bring
Joy Vestal - Vice President prepaid cards. Road rage incidents or should not be doing.
are on the rise. items to November meeting.
John Hess - Recording Sec.
Operation Pill Drop resulted in Investigate side walk at medical
This meeting is being videotaped 110 lbs. of unwanted pills. Minutes: building
by UCO. Pedestrians are requested to stay The minutes were no corrections or Advisory is looking into electronic
A moment of silence was observed on the sidewalk (where available). additions. voting for snowbirds.
for the victims in Puerto Rico, Texas, Bicycles and motorized wheel chair
also asked obey the traffic rules. Fence along Haverhill entrance,
Nevada, and Mexico. Officer's Report: permission given to remove
offending trees and fence-
Guests Joy Vestal: Busses are being
replacement of fence pending.
Attendance scheduled for spring ball games Red
PBSO Capt. Palenzuela and Lt. J. There are 121 delegates in sox, Yankees, Mets The Latin Club
Hill; Nick Ciotti, Field Representative attendance. Quorum not met. Thank you to the CERT team and
for Brian Mast. Bench collapse claim in progress
Quorum changes to 141 for October phone squad for recovery response
thru April. May thru September efforts after the hurricane.
the quorum is 117. A motion was made to adjourn by
Stewart Richland: Make sure
PBSO Report top flap on dumpster are down.
Joyce Reiss and a second Roy Roberts.
The 2017-2018 Budget was on the Meeting adjourned 10:35 AM.
Captain Palenzuela A tropical agenda for approval; however there Association try to settle disputes
Respectfully Submitted, John
storm is now going towards the Gulf is no change for the coupons for the amicably, Please.
Hess, Recording Secretary
Coast. A reason to stay prepared next budget year. Budget overview Ed Black: Wished all a good
for storms and stay safe, property for 2017-2018 enclosed in packet. weekend
SERVICES
VOLUNTEERS
ONCE AGAIN! A FRUSTRATING
SITUATION AT STOP-SIGNED
NEEDED FOR UCO
INTERSECTIONS REPORTER
Maintenance We need photographers who are available for daily
By Dom Guarnagia
assignments and feature stories
Having taken
the written exam
for a drivers We need office assistants - typing a requirement and
license in the
Commonwealth computer knowledge is a plus
of Massachusetts
sixty one years
ago and assuming We need writers, proofreaders and an office manager
that the Rules of the Road are uniform right has the right of way.
throughout the United States when
Only the vehicle following
reaching an intersection with an eight
(8)-sided STOP sign. Unfortunately,
the procedure can enter the
intersection appropriately. Any
We work at the Clubhouse, Music Room B, Monday-
however, older drivers, who perhaps
have been driving for a short time or are
vehicle following is subject to the Thursday - 9am-Noon, Friday by appointment
same courtesy as the preceding
timid about procedures at intersections, vehicle. Essentiallydo not
need a review as follows. tailgate and enter piggy back-style
EVERY vehicle is required to come following the vehicle that made We need people who look forward to being
to a complete stop at the line on
the ground at the intersection.
the proper stop. challenged and are proud of their accomplishments
Should the driver of an opposing
A complete stop, as observed by a vehicle wave you through the
Law Enforcement Officer, includes intersection even though he or she
the vehicle dipping forward as the has the right of way, use caution
Be prepared to be part of a newspaper and staff that
brakes complete the maneuver,
followed by a hesitation (count
as another driver may assume are dedicated, hard working residents - that look
that advantage of the courteous
1001, 1002, 100 3); then proceed.
If two vehicles arrive
driver can be had and confusion
may create finger-pointing and
forward to working at the UCO Reporter!
simultaneously, the vehicle to the road rage.
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Do you know who the officers I don't want to be factious , Last month, lack of quorum at
and/or board members are in your however, I sometimes feel that many both UCO Executive Board and UCO
building? Silly question, yes? No. of our residents are like blind people Delegate Assembly prevented votes
Almost everyday here in the UCO visiting an art gallery. Many of the on 2018 UCO Budget. Fortunately,
office I have a resident come in with issues that our residents are having 2018 budget has no increase over
a problem in their building or their are based on the lack of awareness 2017 budget, so our Associations
unit. Probably my first question is who of what is in the documents of their and their management companies
is the president of your building then associations. In fact, many residents can move ahead with their financial Bob Marshall
when there is some hesitation I will planning for the coming year.
seeking help from UCO are unaware
ask for the name of one of the board While the total 2018 UCO Budget Berkshire Camden
that their documents are old and
members. Invariably the answer is is identical to previous year, there Hastings Salisbury Somerset
either they are away or they have have not been updated for many are differences in how funds are Wellington
moved and no one has taken their years. Some residents are unaware of allocated, as well as contractual Windsor
place. What a way to run a business! who their maintenance company is. increases, such as the five percent
Yes, your building is a business. Its Some associations have officers that increase in the Comcast contract.
your business! If the president or one are absent from their associations For this reason, UCO will ask the
or two of the officers are snowbirds
then surely a resident on the board
for long periods of time, but when
contacted to inform them of issues
Executive Board and Delegate
Assembly to approve the 2018 UCO
REPORT
should be a full time resident. The
problem is that not many of us want
that must be addressed, respond in
a manner inconsistent with their
Budget at the November meetings.
UCO Transportation Committee FOR VP BOB
to step up to the plate and take the has decided, for November, to meet
responsibility of holding an office. Is
due diligence to their board and unit
owners. One example that has been at the Clubhouse. Since many of the MARSHALL IS
it because you came here to retire and committees members use the bus
have fun, or because you dont want
plaguing many associations is no one
knows who has the keys to the units. system to get to meetings, meeting UNAVAILABLE
to get involved. at the Clubhouse will be more
Sure these sound like reasonable
What is the responsibility of board
members in dealing with issues that
convenient for these members. DUE TO
answers but you did make an Our bus contractor, S.E. Florida
investment and our village and
require them to enter a unit when
the owner is away? The aftermath
Transportation, is working on a ILLNESS.
your building are governed by you more efficient routing system that
the residents. All residents should of the hurricane that hit us has also will include the UCO Office for all
know that when they step up to the brought another issue which needs
plate and accept an office in their to be addressed by associations.
building or at UCO they are covered Who pays for tree removal when a
by Officers and Directors Insurance, tree is uprooted and is now lying on
Meaning they will be insured and
represented in case there is a law suit
the property of two associations.?
Conflicts have occurred because
The State of Florida
threatened or filed by a dissatisfied
or angry neighbor. There are classes
held regularly at the clubhouse,
neither associations will accept joint
responsibility for paying a company Requires all Contractors
to remove the downed tree.
conducted by local lawyers for those
of us who are on the boards of our
Living in a community like ours
requires associations and unit
to be Registered or
Certified.
building or at UCO. They answer our owners to be informed about their
questions, give us the resources and
responsibilities and strive to work
agencies to contact if we need advice.
well with others to quickly resolve
issues that are troubling to them.
1. Yes, being a board of UCO
officer can be time consuming and
at times frustrating and admittedly
In addition, I have encouraged every
person that has come in to speak to Be advised to Check
there are times when you feel what
is it all worth? Well, maybe the
me to sign up for every instructional
program dealing with their License Numbers with the
responsibilities as a condo owner.
State by Calling
answer is that you have chosen your
retirement years to live here and Education is the key to dealing with
you want these years to be friendly, most of the issues that come my way.
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theres the answer, being an officer civility towards your neighbors can't
in our village will satisfy all of these hurt either.
and more thoughts.
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and your village need you. Bring
whatever skills you have as well as
myfloridalicense.com
your sparkling personality forward.
Step up to the plate and help!
NOVEMBER 2017 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE A7
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Sunday, November 5.
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INSURANCE
A Reminder
BY TONI SALOMETO
Once again, Century Village was detailed report of its condition and you have roof damage caused by they will be worked on in the next
spared from the consequences of a repair the roof where possible. Dont Hurricane Irma than please contact a week or two.
very powerful storm. As the storm leave your roof with loose shingles licensed and insured roofer to inspect You probably guessed this but I
came North, moving from East to that leave the roof unprotected and your roof and get a detailed report as should remind you that damage to
West like a pinball, leaving downed invite water damage to the second- to whether to repair or replace. If trees and shrubs, etc are not covered
trees and roof shingles in its wake, floor units. Also, as all of us saw, we there is significant damage, then by insurance. The damage they
we can only say we got off lucky. need to do a better job of thinning bring it to the UCO insurance office do to property is but not the trees
And, this is our second year of out our trees and removing those and make a claim. Wind deductibles themselves. Or, removing them.
getting lucky. Luck is important but that are half dead and cant survive are high but not as high as replacing A further reminder. If you need
so is preparation, this preparation against a strong wind. a roof. to replace your roof, remember that
for not only ourselves but also our CERT did a great job getting If you dont have the name of a the it will have to be brought up to
Associations. updated information after the storm. licensed and insured roofer come new code and the shingles are going
How does one prepare for Residents are our primary concern into the office and we can give you the to have to meet new standards.
a hurricane? Theres tons of and the information supplied from names of a fewsupplied by happy Dom, our man who know everything
information about stocking up on them was vital. Also, they provided CV Associations. Please people if about construction, roofs, wiring,
canned foods, water, batteries and those of us in Insurance with a roofer cannot supply both a valid etc has written a great article about
removing anything that can be blown information about property damage roofing license and a certificate of roofs and shingles and the updates.
by the wind like trash containers which we followed up on. By the insurance, this is NOT the roofer for Please look for it in this paper. Its an
and patio furniture, but how about Tuesday after the storm there was a you. Lets keep scam artists out of excellent article.
your most valuable property, your licensed roofer inspecting roofs. In the Village by refusing to do business I wish you all a good month,
building? total about 26 roofs were inspected with them. please feel free to call 683-9189 with
Before hurricane season, consider in two days. Two days later, there Weve already submitted a few any questions, etc.
getting a roofing contractor to were details of damages found. roof claims to our property carrier
inspect your roof and give you a A STRONG REMINDER: If Heritage and weve been advised that
Versailles. On the other hand, and watching war movies or other honor the veterans and their
since the U.S. never signed the patriotic programming on TV. Many families who are buried there.
Treaty of Versailles like the other also donate to veterans causes and The new South Florida National
Allies, one could say that, for the show appreciation to veterans they Cemetery is located on State Road
U.S. at least, the November 11 meet or are already acquainted with. 7/US 441 just south of Lantana
armistice really did end the war. Some veterans will wear military Road and north of Boynton Beach
In the immediate years after uniforms on this day, making Boulevard.
Armistice Day, the focus of the themselves easy to spot. Spend the day, or part of it,
celebrations was on the veterans Century Village residents may volunteering at a local VA hospital
of World War I. However, the observe Veterans Day by: or just chatting with veterans
day was always meant to honor who are there as patients. Many
all veterans of foreign wars who
Watching the wreath-laying VAs will have special lunches on
risked their lives on the battle ceremony at the Tomb of the Veterans Day for the veterans, and
field to secure the freedoms of all Unknown Soldier on television.. they welcome volunteers to help
Americans. Visiting a national cemetery to prepare the meal.
Armistice Day finally became a
permanent, official public holiday
in 1938. Eerily enough, the holiday
Veterans Day is a holiday held designed to honor World War I
every November 11 to honor all
military personnel who have served
veterans became official only a few
years before World War II arrived.
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SERVICES
SNAP! CRACKLE! And POP!
Not the Cereal, another Tree
Maintenance every 6 months, high-resolution
photos are taken and stored for
to fulfill the requirement without
assessing residents to hire an
By Dom Guarnagia a variety of uses. As time passes, Arborist/ Landscaper to comply
NO
Palm Beach County personnel will with the request; perhaps including
Last month, compare images of each Association a date beyond which a daily fine
as a result in Century Village examining the will be levied, if not completed. A
of hurricane
WEAPONS
fine details and noting those trees Specific Reserve with an agreed-upon
I R M A , that appear in the spring but are monthly increase in maintenance
deciduous missing in the fall photos. With that fees for as little as $1.00, will by
(leafy) and a information in hand, perhaps in a the time that the demand is made,
few coniferous
(cone bearing)
year or two, or even three, a notice
will be sent to each Association with
provide an Association of 26 units
$312.00 per year and in three (3) years
OF ANY KIND
trees came down, tearing up lawns,
exposing electrical wiring and
a demand that the tree(s) destroyed
by Hurricane Irma, must be replaced
$936.00. That amount could cover
the cost of purchasing and installing ALLOWED ON
sprinkler piping. Far fewer palms, with like young trees of a particular one replacement. Each Association
not considered trees but grasses, fell
unless they were assaulted by a larger
height and perhaps a palm or two
additionally, in locations chosen
should assess the count and increase
the Reserve accordingly.
RECREATIONAL
tree. Removing the debris, repairing
the ground and placing fresh sod,
will in time, become a forgotten
by the association. The demand to
replace particular species is meant
Do not ignore the need to create
the line item; otherwise, money will PROPERTIES
to maintain a canopy that provides have to be taken from your General
occurrence. Large deciduous trees, shade, exchanges carbon emissions Reserve or the unit owners will have
in a semi-tropical climate are, for oxygen and enhances the Village. to be assessed. Budget time is coming VIOLATORS WILL
over time, attacked by high winds,
drought, termites and carpenter
Each Association should create
a Specific Reserve that will
shortly for next year. A responsible
thing to do is to take a count of
BE REMOVED FROM
ants, to name a few causes for their
potential demise.
accumulate funding to replace those missing trees, not palms, and make THE PROPERTY AND
downed trees, when demanded an effort to include the line item to
Here is the rest of the story by PBC Landscape Inspectors. It accrue more than a token amount RISK SUSPENSION OF
(a quote from Paul Harvey, a should come as no surprise that for this inevitable happening.
yesteryears radio host). About reality could leave you ill-prepared THEIR PRIVILEGES
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OUR SIGN IN
COMMITTEE
BY J OY V E S TA L
The sign-in committee is a group given a current list of the delegates
of dedicated volunteers who arrive from our UCO Corresponding
the first Friday of every month at Secretary, Bobbi Levin at the
the clubhouse starting around 8am beginning of the morning. They
to greet and sign up the delegates review it, check their card file and ADULT DAY CENTER GRAND OPENING
for the UCO Delegate Assembly. The answer any questions the committee
chair is Isabelle Sherill who with may have. With almost 12 years of COME OUT & CELEBRATE
her co-chair Ron Massa are both experience heading this committee Saturday November 11, 2017
long time residents of our Village. Isabelle and Ron are also either chairs
They are assisted by six residents or members of many committees FREE ADMISSION
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on the many issues that come before receptionists who you meet when you
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implemented to count the delegates in and report this total to the UCO of fun and excitement as our membership open enrollment
voting choice these volunteers are now president who then knows whether begins! As a thank you to the senior citizens, veterans, and
responsible to confirm the identity there is a quorum for the meeting. community we would like to personally invite you to enjoy a
of a delegate and the building they With a minimum of questions fun-filled day! In order to ensure that everyone has a chance
represent, giving them the agenda and sometimes a challenge on the to attend this festive event, we require each person to RSVP.
for the month, collecting their i.ds. delegates credentials this group Please RSVP early so you do not miss out on the fun!
and placing them in the proper file manages to get everyone signed in
so they may be returned to the owner and ready to vote. After their job
after the meeting. This is no small is done theres another group of RSVP Today & Enjoy A Fun Filled Day Of :
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around the same time anxious to
volunteers who collect the clickers
and return the owners ID, but thats
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A Musical Dance Around The world
The
the boys and their families know they
Corner
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Chris Brennan Heather, is a single mother. She
who is a new is a waitress and she hates it. She is
teacher and proud of her son. Jordan, though. He
an assistant is a quiet and shy boy. Mindy, Evans
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varsity baseball life is beautiful and perfect but just
VELCOFF from afar. Susan, Razs mother, is
team in a high
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and beyond passed away recently and the family
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But everything the seemingly ideal community of
about him is Central Valley. It's about never really
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the story of own child. This novel is about hope
Raz, Evan and and love and how important it is to
Jordan, three always have somebody who is willing
students who to fight for you. I became invested
were obviously in seeing how everything would play
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Raz was the Highly recommended.
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Everyone is welcome! Thank You.
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My mother and father long ago slaughter of natives and destruction Trump finally arrived in Puerto Rico, Believers are asked to atone for their
were married on Thanksgiving Day. of their cultures. Nowadays many several days after the storm had sins and request to begin life anew.
They never could recall the exact date. live on reservations, a part of America passed, he said to the population, in But if thousands or millions die as in
They remembered only that their but apart from most Americans. essence, that the people were lucky. the Holocaust or the devastated cities
wedding day was on Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving and the Fewer numbers of them had died than of Syria and Iraq, or in the instances
I look back upon Thanksgiving with days that follow lead to the on other nearby islands. Meanwhile, cited above, does God atone for His
a smile. I was an only child. But religious holidays of Christmas and there was little electricity, food or sin of allowing His Children to suffer
both my parents had siblings. I had Chanukah. They are a time for water on the island. Poor peoples' and perish?
uncles, aunts and cousins. Every reflection. These "Holy Days" of homes and photos, letters or other Scientifically, I wonder: Can
Thanksgiving my mother and father Christians and Jews have become so mementos of happier events had hurricanes be stopped? Their power,
would host a gathering of the clan, commercialized that at times their forever been washed or blown away. I think, at least could be weakened.
which thus became a festive day. sanctity almost seems forgotten. How insensitive can one billionaire Governments today have computers,
Yet I'm a history buff with an Christ's birthday or Santa Claus's be!? rockets, missiles and drones at their
inquisitive mind. When I got gifts? A menorah or freedom? As for the NFL players who bent disposal. The hurricanes that strike
older, I pondered the origins of While we, living on the east coast a knee, they were opposing racial America generally come off the west
Thanksgiving. It's a uniquely of Florida, were largely spared the injustice. My opinion is this means African coast. As a given storm
American holiday. The country's ravages of Hurricane Irma, shall we of expressing their feeling was wrong; moves out to sea and develops, I
first president, George Washington, have forgotten that the storm did -- politics and sports should not be think it's possible that armaments
declared it a day of prayer to give great damage to part of our State's mixed. But I myself have written in loaded with some kind of substance
thanks for our blessings. In our west coast? We were spared, but these columns opposing "The Star that breaks up molecules of water
national lore, the first Thanksgiving what of the people struck by storms Spangled Banner". Its "rockets red and aimed near the eye of the storm
was a day of peace celebrated by in the Caribbean Sea and the Gulf glare, bombs bursting in air" is an can be shot into the system, dividing
Indians -- later called "Native Coast, where lives and property 1812 war anthem and ought to be and splintering it, reducing the
Americans" -- and white Europeans were lost? Fire storms in California replaced. Its music was originally storm's power by splitting it apart
who had migrated west to escape were disastrous for the people living composed for an old English into several weaker parts rather than
tyranny, as they perceived it. there who lost everything. The drinking song. one strong, unified force. Water
Today those of us who are able X-wife of one of my cousins, living So, on this Thanksgiving Day, and molecules tend to attract each other.
enjoy the social aspects of a family in California, has no home to return later, if we're of the praying kind, we Might it not be possible to "steer" a
gathering and the special meal that to; wind and fire wiped it out. Poor give thanks that we were spared the storm so that it dies in the sea and
accompanies Thanksgiving. Many people near Mexico City worst, but we must also say prayers not strike land?
of us pray and give thanks for the lost everything in a major for those who were less fortunate. Some rainfall is an obvious need
blessings bestowed upon us. earthquake. What really hurts at God bless them! for virtually all forms of earthly life.
Not all of us are so blessed. such a time is when loved ones lose Yet my ruminating does not stop Water is required for household,
For native Americans that first each other. there. If we believe in God, why does commercial and agricultural use.
Thanksgiving day held out the false At the same time as Puerto Rico, God spare some and not others? But storms that kill and devastate the
promise of permanent friendship. an American territory, was being Presumably even many of those who land, its people, animals and crops?
Although prior to the coming of ravaged by a giant storm, President died believed and prayed. Most, we There have to be ways to change
the white man various tribes fought Tweeter Trump was castigating must assume, were good people. The that. Anyway, let's keep ruminating
among themselves, the battles that National Football League players for holiest day of the year for Jewish and put some of these thoughts into
later ensued between newcomers and bending a knee during the playing people is Yom Kippur, the Day of action.
Indians resulted in the wholesale of our national anthem. When Mr. Atonement, which recently passed.
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Sports
the radio, unless your team has an earlier and management wanted to
announcer with the gift of imagery make a big splash by being the first
and style that recreates the on field station to broadcast a World Series
action so realistically that you can game. The Series competitors were
see the action in your minds eye. the New York Giants and New York
on the
We had two of the best in New York, Yankees. For the Yanks, 1921 was
Mel Allen who broadcast the play for their first World Series appearance,
RADIO
the Yankees and Red Barber for the and their young outfielder, Babe
Dodgers. Red Barber, certainly one Ruth, had a pretty good season,
of the most influential play-by-play hitting .378 with 59 homers and
announcers in American annals. 171 RBIs. The day before his big
In August 7, 1978, Red Barber was assignment, Cowan paid a visit to the
inducted into the Baseball Hall of famous inventor Thomas Edison.
fame. In his address to the crowd, He requested to borrow Edison's
Barber delivered his message on personal phonograph and records
some of the history of baseball on to use for music on the World Series
the radio. His remarks so blended in broadcast. The Wizard of Menlo
with the theme of this article that I Park obliged.
felt that I should share this with my Cowen was not at the game. He
readers. had someone at the game tell him
Now let me go over something what was happening. So we can say
very quickly...the first baseball game they that Cowen was the first man
that was ever broadcast was on to recreate a baseball broadcast. It
the 5th of August, 1921 on KDKA is interesting to note that recreations
in Pittsburgh, and it was done by of baseball games was very common
BY STEW RICHLAND Harold Arlin, who was a foreman since most broadcasters did not travel
for Westinghouse. Arlin was just with the team. Broadcaster would get
On the night of November 2, 1920, American society, and lifestyles. 25 years old when he became the the game information via Western
Frank Conrad (a Westinghouse Americans felt that now the war first man ever to broadcast a Major Union from places like Wrigley Field
engineer), and his Westinghouse was over, they no longer had to League Baseball game. He used a or Ebbets Field. The announcers had
associates announced that WARREN sacrifice to win the war, they threw converted telephone as a microphone, to use their imagination and gift of
G. HARDING had defeated JAMES off the Victorian restrictions and as he called the action from a box gab to re-create the game to make
COX to become the next President. began to embrace the lifestyles seat at ground level at Forbes Field it enjoyable for listeners.
The message was heard as far that were described in F. Scott in Pittsburgh. For the record, the
north as New Hampshire and as Fitzgeralds, The Great Gatsby. Thus Pirates beat the Philadelphia Phillies Red Barber
far south as Louisiana. The federal the Roaring Twenties was born. that day, 8-5. Barber credits Graham McManee,
government granted the call letters The symbol of the new women, the Lets think about Harold Arlin who signed on at NBC, as the
KDKA to the Pittsburgh station and liberated women was the Flapper. and that first broadcast. Was he greatest voice that radio ever had.
a new industry was born. There was an economic boom due to nervous? How much preparation And baseball broadcasting was on its
One of the greatest attraction to new technology in mass production, did he do? How detailed was his way. McManee had a rich baritone
the radio listener was that once you prices dropped and new modern description of the game, if at all? How voice and the ability to convey what
paid for your radio, everything else products fill the store shelves. The often did he give the score? Did he he saw on the field in great detail
was free. Radio stations operators philosophy was, Buy Now and Pay even consider things like personality, and with a degree of enthusiasm.
realized that they could reach Later. humor, or style? Probably not. Was in October 1923, McNamee was
millions of listeners at one time There was a massive explosion he self-conscious? After all, he was dispatched to work the World Series,
and advertisers rushed to take of interest in American Sports in announcing from a box seat, and just five months after breaking into
advantage of this type of commercial the 1920s. For many Americans the there must have been some fans just the business. He went on to work 12
promotion. For the first time people 1920's was a period of prosperity and a few feet away, listening to him and World Series.
in New York and California could social change. There was more time, staring at him in amazement.
listen to the same program at the and opportunity, for leisure in the What did the first home run Broadcasts first color
same time. Regional differences industrialized towns and cities and call sound like? Or the first bases- commentator in 1923
disappeared and Americans could organized sports developed. Massive clearing double? How did he feel
about it afterward? No recording The first play- by-play regular
listen to the same sporting events. sports stadiums were built such as
exists of that broadcast, and Arlin season was done in Chicago by Hal
Baseball games and boxing matches the Yankee Stadium and Madison
may not have even identified himself Totten. He was indeed a pioneer, and
could now reach those far away from Square Garden.
on the air. Stations preferred their baseball broadcasting really exploded
the stadiums and arenas. A mass People in rural areas could now
announcers to be anonymous voices in Chicago. In the beginning of
national entertainment culture was enjoy sporting events. Advertisers
in those days in the fear that the on- radio broadcasting of baseball
flowering. realized that sports programing was
air talent would become too popular games team owners were reluctant
The post World War I period rapidly growing and they jumped
and harder to control. But Harold to have their games broadcast over
brought about great changes to on the band wagon and began to
Arlin was a pioneer. While his first radio fearing that fans would stay
sponsor more and more sporting
attempt was probably a bit awkward, home and listen to the game rather
programs. News reels, newspapers
it did begin radios marriage to than pay for a ticket to see the game
and magazines also contributed to
baseball, a match made in heaven live. However, William Wrigley
the growing sports industry.
that continues to thrive to this very felt that broadcasting the games
When I was a kid growing up
day. would increase interest in his team.
in Brooklyn, we had three major
Barber observed: The first World He was right. Attendance rose as a
baseball teams in the city. The
Series that was broadcast was result of local broadcasting. Wrigley
Brooklyn Dodgers, the New York
1921 and the voice was by Tommy charged no rights fees to broadcast
Yankees and the New York Giants.
Cowan. But he was in a studio with Cubs games at Wrigley field. It was
To this day, I cannot come up with
a telephone at his ear, standing at a basically a play-by-play free-for-all,
an explanation as to why none of
microphone. A newspaperman at the with no exclusivity existing just
my friends were Giant fans. When
ballpark (the Polo Grounds) spoke yet. By the beginning of the 1930s
school or economics got in the
in the phone and told him what was every major league team began to
way of going out to the ball park,
happening in the ballpark, and as broadcast their games to an ever
the best way to enjoy a game was
best as Tommy could do, he tried growing audience.
listening to the broadcast on
to report it over the air. It was so In my next column I will continue
the radio. Yes, you will
successful, there was no World Series with the growth of radio sports
miss seeing the
broadcast the next year. broadcasting and how it expanded
players faces, and
According to the radio hall of fame in the 1930s to boxing and football.
you wont see
at Cooperstown, Tommy Cowan was I will discuss some of the other
the crowd, but
heard on WJZ Radio in Newark, N.J., play-by-play announcers that we
you can hear
remember.
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See story
on Celebrating
Thanksgiving on
Page B1
Love
yawning. bodies crammed behind the police
"Surprise!" I shouted, uncovering barrier made it seem much warmer.
the cloche, a plume of steam The family to our right had bought
FOOD IS
dispersing to reveal a short stack a box of Munchkins from Dunkin
drizzled with syrup. Donuts, and we had fun throwing
"Wow! Wait - you should have the donut holes to crowd on the
spent the time cooking doing your opposite side of the street. The city
homework!" my dad said in an was alive - the exhilaration was thick
accusatory tone. My mom nodded in in the air like Florida humidity.
agreement. Thirty minutes to go...20 minutes
In response, I picked up my laptop to goI watched German Shepherds
from its hiding place under the table and police mounted on horses patrol
and clicked play. My parents stared up and down the street, managing the
at my Powerpoint presentation, crowd. Reporters and photographers
BY ZO FRIEDMAN their mouths hanging open slightly. swarmed.
The last slide read, "The Macy's Then, a photographer walked up
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5756 Okeechobee Blvd. West Palm Beach, FL 33417 660-6627
$15.95, CHICKEN KEBAB Charbroiled chicken enough to treat us all to this luscious dessert.
pieces marinated in olive oil and mild seasoning We promised the owners we would soon return
$12.95, GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST Served in for some more of their wonderful food.
mushroom cream sauce over steamed broccoli
or mashed potatoes $11.95, HOMEMADE
MOUSSAKA Layers of potato, grilled eggplant
and zucchini complimented with spiced beef,
bechamel sauce and melted cheese $12.95,
CHICKEN PICCATA Pan sauteed chicken breast in
lemon butter sauce with capers $12.95, CHICKEN
BY LENORE VELCOFF FRANCHESE Egg battered, sauteed chicken breast
in lemon butter sauce and fresh herbs $12.95,
What a find. Its right across the street from
CHICKEN MEDITERRANEAN Sauteed chicken
the Okeechobee entrance to Century Village - next
breast served with artichoke hearts, roasted red
door to the gambling casino. A small place with
peppers, sauteed mushroom and fresh herbs tossed
a big menu. Three companions and I had dinner
in lemon garlic sauce $13.95, GRILLED SALMON
there last week on the recommendation of two of
Served in lemon butter with side of steamed
our readers and it was a pleasant surprise. The
broccoli or mashed potatoes $12.95, CRUSTED
owner is the chef and his wife was the waitperson.
GORGONZOLA SALMON Served in lemon
Their menu consists of appetizers, soups,
butter sauce encrusted with gorgonzola cheese
salads, chicken wings and tenders, hot and cold
with side of steamed broccoli or mashed potatoes
subs, burgers, gyros, pasta specialties and from the
$14.95, and SEAFOOD MEDITERRANEAN
grill. We all opted from the grill.
LINGUINI Shrimp and mussels sauteed with sun
First, we were served pita bread with a dipping
dried tomatoes and fresh herbs served in lemon
sauce. Next, came a house salad of romaine
butter sauce $15.95. Unless otherwise noted, each
lettuce, cucumber, shredded carrot, tomato and
dish was served with white or yellow rice or parsley
onion with a dressing of your choice. I opted for
potatoes.
something different - lemon, sumac and olive oil
So many choices. Companion one had
dressing. There were 13 entrees to choose from:
Moussaka, companion two had Seafood
BEEF KEBAB (not Kabob) Charbroiled beef steak
Mediterranean, companion three had Chicken
pieces marinated in olive oil and mild seasoning
Mediterranean and I had Chicken Kebab. We
$14.95, CHICKEN PARMIGIANA Chicken cutlet
all practically licked the plate. Wine or soft
parmigiana topped with homemade tomato sauce
drinks were enjoyed by all. Then came the piece
and mozzarella cheese served on crispy Italian
de resistance BAKLAVA pieces of pastry made
bread $7.95, KAFTA KEBAB Charbroiled minced
of phyllo layers filled with chopped walnuts and
ground beef mixed with parsley, onion and spices
soaked in honey. One of my companions was kind
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Believe it or not - the following weird laws parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their
are still on the books in Florida. These rules and fine, and/or jailing.. carport.
regulations were passed by the state legislature or If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the In Daytona Beach, owning a flower pot with
an individual Florida city and, for one reason or parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a water in it that isnt capable of draining is
another, have never been overturned. They remain vehicle. considered a public nuisance.
active on the books until this day.
The Florida Constitution allows for freedom of Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. In Pensacola, a women can be fined (only after
speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired death), for being electrocuted in a bathtub
be confined in cages. in a swimsuit. because of using self-beautification utensils.
Women and the salon owner may be fined for Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of In Sarasota, if you hit a pedestrian you are fined
falling asleep under a hair dryer. strapless gown. $78.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from Having sexual relations with a porcupine is In Tampa, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese
illegal. on Sundays after 6 pm and women may not
expose their breasts while performing topless
You may not fart in a public place after 6 p.m. dancing.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
My cursory research did not reveal any
Almost every city has some outdated, old- particularly ridiculous or offensive laws
fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the on the books in West Palm Beach and Palm
books that came about for a variety of reasons. Beach County! Does that mean we always elect
Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books intelligent legislators? If so, perhaps when
following a court ruling on a specific case that those competent, sensible men and women
then set a common law precedent from that point return to City Hall and Tallahassee, they will
on. fight for and immediately enact statewide
In Miami Beach, skateboarding is not allowed sensible laws - laws that could be a shining
at any police station and termite farms are not example for the rest of the country.
allowed within the city.
In Cape Coral City, a $50 fine will be levied
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Who has driven race cars, operated time job in an optical lab. Rarely has you wish, you may track your goals most people prefer the treadmills or
books and even flown a helicopter? John needed to call 911. Calling has each time you come into the gym. It the seated elliptical. When John was
Yes, John Holt. been necessary for people working gives you guidelines for repetition. at the JCC, he worked as a personal
We are so lucky here at Century out without proper eating, so their John, Iris and Fred are in trainer, but now says that he is just an
Village that our Hastings Clubhouse blood pressure becomes too low. the gym daily for advice, keeping administrator. People may not bring
has wonderful instructors and lots For about 13 years John people from getting injured by their own trainer into Hastings as
of fabulous equipment for you to worked as a trainer and fitness making sure that safety guidelines they cannot check their certificates
use. The workout room manager is instructor at the JCC. Century Village are followed. Their biggest problem or insurance. Century Village has an
John Holt and with his co-workers, contracted with the JCC to staff our is people trying to come into the exclusive independent contractor, Avi
Iris and Fred, you can safely protect gym. John came to Century Village gym in sandals and excessive use Jerchower, who is fully licensed and
your muscle mass into your later as a fill-in on Saturday mornings, of cell phones and texting, both of insured. His rates are comparatively
years. Their goal is for you to stay as and when an opening came to head which are distracting and annoying low, only $40 an hour or $25 for half
healthy as you can for as long as you the gym in 2004, he accepted. John to other gym users. Rubber soled an hour. His contact information is
can. If you keep up your strength, it has a lot of experience with peoples sneakers are required as well as no available in the Hasting gym.
will support your muscles and give physical limitations, so come and get perfumes or colognes. The Hastings On a personal note, John met
you a better quality of life. People your basic orientation. Come and set gym is open, for your convenience, his lovely spouse, Ibeth, here at
come to the gym two to six times your appointment today. from 7:00 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. Staff Century Village. She had retired
a week, depending on their goal. Orientations are free of is available from 7:00 a.m. to 3:00 from working for the Venezuelan
John feels that you should give your charge, but by appointment only. p.m. Monday through Friday, and government, and came to Florida
body a day or two each week to rest, Appointments are usually set 7:00 a.m. to 11 a.m. on Saturday and to live near her daughter. Lucky
although some people do come to between 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m. as Sunday. There is a thirty minutes for John, she only could find work
work out twice a day. those tend to be the slowest times time limit on machines, if someone cleaning at Century Village. He notes
Is John Holt and his partners in the gym. Orientations last an is waiting. There are two large signs that she is a fabulous cook with fish
qualified? Yes, Johns training as an hour or so. The orientation begins outlining the safety guidelines and native cuisine. Johns dream is
EMT at South Tech taught him basic with a medical history, because it is outside the gym. They ask that to be a dive bum, and to dive often
life support skills which were honed important for them to know you, so you please familiarize yourself with in the Cayman Islands. Whats your
at Doctors Hospital. He has trained the better that they may help you. them before entering the gym. Only dream?
with Palm Beach County Fire Rescue Together you determine goals. An bottled water is allowed in the gym.
and worked for Bethesda ambulance optional card is filled out with the Johns favorite machine is the
services, while holding another full- machines that you train on, and if multipurpose Smith Rack. He says
FREE
DELIVERY!
Monday-Friday
9:00AM to 5:30PM
Saturday
9:00AM to 1PM FLU SHOTS AVAILABLE
Sunday Closed NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED
(561) 507-5300
Debbie Charles Michelle Green
Snorkel
Club
BY BETH BAKER
If you wish to snorkel, kayak or do there is an old ship, plastic shopping
other nature or outdoor adventures, cars, and 15 Lagoon Coral Head
please call Christine 561-531-8300 modules built Andrew Reed Harris
with your email to be on our summer Foundation placed in November
email list. 2016. Not knowing the number, one
On our last trip to our favorite snorkeler and I navigated from 1 to
Phil Foster Park with its lifeguards, 9 while observing growing coral and
our group consisted of a woman with sponges as well as many varieties of
a noodle and experienced snorkelers, fish.
but everyone saw lots of fish. The Phil Foster Park is one of the
area is amazing in that fish can be snorkel sites that is visited by the
seen from your first steps into the Club at high tide at least monthly.
ankle-deep water. The water only Consider joining us now and begin
very gradually gets deep, so it is a to save for our international trip in
perfect spot to learn to snorkel. Spring 2018.
Along with the rock formations,
Sailing Club
BY CHRISTINE MOHANTY
We are looking forward to the careful out there.
return of our snowbird sailors. Our Because our trusty crew brought
dock is open every day, except Sunday, our Sunfish indoors, Hurricane
from 11AM to 5PM. Many of you will Irma and subsequent storms did no
be happy to learn that certification damage to them though our trees
this year will NOT include tipping and electrical power were impacted.
the boat and climbing back in. Youll Our three new boats replacing
only have to pass the swimming test. those affected by an unexpected
This is because of increased alligator touchdown tornado two years ago
sightings in our lagoons so do be are awaiting christening.
WANTED
1.A guest columnist with a knowledge of
golf, tennis, and both college and pro
football (NFL and the Canadian League).
2.Your comments on any sport (about 100
words maximum).
O R G A N I Z A T I O N A L N E W S
DO NOT resubmit dates for events already appearing CONGREGATION ANSHEI SHO- BROOKLYN QUEENS CLUB: meets CENTURY VILLAGE (OA) OVEREAT-
unless there is a correction. There is no charge for LOM, 5348 Grove St. in Century Vil- in the clubhouse party room October ERS ANONYMOUS - Everyone wel-
listings. ALL SUBMISSIONS SHOULD BE ADDRESSED lage. We are happy to welcome you to to April on the second Wednesday of come !! Meets every Sunday 6:30 to
TO: ucoreporterwpb@gmail.com. our Synagogue. Meet our synagogue the month at 2:00PM, doors open at 7:30 PM - In the Craft Room - For
Submissions for Organizational News may be family and learn about our wonder- 1:30. For further information, call information call: 242-0189 or 347-
submitted in person at the UCO Reporter office ful services, programs and activities. club president Harriet Levine @ 684- 469-2929 or 308-6444.
on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from Planning a party? Rent our Social 9712.
9:00AM to 12:00PM. Hall which is strictly kosher. Shabbat CENTURY VILLAGE REPUBLICAN
Services Friday evening at 5:00 PM CENTURY VILLAGE ARTISTS: We CLUB - Will meet the second Thurs-
(All meetings are in the main Clubhouse unless
and Saturday morning at 9:00 AM. If welcome all Century Village residents day of October. For information
stated otherwise.)
you need to say Kaddish please call to view our artwork on 1st and 2nd please contact Geoff 291-1940 or
ACT II COMMUNITY THEATRE - ahead so we can get a minyan togeth- floor of main Clubhouse. Info about Barbara 689-9275
Meets every Wednesday at 7:00 PM er. Upcoming events for November purchase or display -- Beth Baker @
Rabbi Kavon will begin his class ev- 684-3166. CENTURY VILLAGE WOODWORK-
at the Clubhouse. New members wel-
ery Thursday after minyon starting ING CLUB: Meets 6 days a week from
come!
November 2nd for 10 weeks. See of- CENTURY VILLAGE BOOK CLUB- 8:30 AM to 11:30 AM. Please come
ACTORS STUDIO OF CENTURY fice for details. Sara Farkas Hebrew We are already working on books for and join us in our hobby shop.
VILLAGE: Join the fun! We have mi- for Beginners class will begin on next season. For more information
nor parts, leading roles, and a need Monday, Nov.6th and will be held ev- call 640-6944 or email arzj@Hot- CENWEST FISHING CLUB: Meets
for writers, stage hands and props ery Monday at 10:00 AM thereafter. mail.com 1st Wednesday of each month 3:00
people. We read scripts and practice November 12th will feature Rabbi Eli to 4:30 PM Classroom B. For more
acting every week, and we put on two Kavon speaking on Israel & Islam CENTURY VILLAGE CAMERA CLUB: Information call Al at 242-0351 or
performances a year. No prior act- the Root of the Conflict at our Sun- Any questions, e-mail Ken Graff at Capt. Mike at 570-445-4391.
ing experience needed. We meet every day morning Breakfast Club at 10:00 cameraclubcv@gmail.com.
Monday night at 7:00 PM in Class- am. Tickets are available at the syna- CHRISTIAN CLUB: Christian Club
room B. Stop in or call Shari @ 415 gogue office Monday through Friday, CENTURY VILLAGE COMPUTER meeting will be on the first Wednes-
385-9925. 9:00 AM to 11:30 AM. Look for our CLUB: Meets the first and third day of every month October to May
Mens Club to resume their great Thursday at 1 PM in Classroom C in Clubhouse Party Room @ 1:00
AFRICAN AMERICAN CLUB breakfast programs in December. from Nov. through April. Annual PM. Events are being planned for
The AACC monthly meeting will be Sisterhood will have their monthly Dues are $12. Call Kathy @ 252-8495 all year round. Everyone is welcome
held on Wednesday, November 1 at 6 meeting on Wednesday Nov. 21st. at or visit our website at: http://www.cv- at the Christian Club. Upcoming
PM. In addition, the AACC donat- 12:00 noon. computerclub-wpb.com/ Events: 2017 - 2018: - December 3,
ed goods in the amount of $137.00 The Annual Flea Market will be held 2017: SINGING CHRISTMAS TREE
to the Puerto RIco Hurricane Relief on Sunday December 3, 2017 be- CENTURY VILLAGE CRAFT CRE- -Package includes bus, show and
tween 10:00 AM and 3:00PM. Cost ATIONS KNITTING-CROCHETING lunch - A great Sunday out! NOTE:
Fund.
is $20.00 per table. Please call Roz CLUB: Meets every Tues. 9:30 AM-12 Cut off date: November 16, 2017
Fourth Sunday Potluck Social - Our
Meilamed 310-1186 or Anita Ash PM Craft room (104). We create items - December 17, 2017 - JUNGLE
Potluck will be on Sunday, November
688-2767 for more information and donated to The Teacup Preemie QUEEN - This is a fun time . Christ-
26th from 2 to 5 PM Clubhouse Par-
to reserve your table. For further Program , Veterans. & Boys and Girls mas lights will be on. - NOTE; Cut
ty Room. Please bring food or bever-
information on any of these events, CLub. off date is December 6, 2017 - Janu-
age to share. We look forward to see-
ing you and ALL ARE WELCOME. please call the Synagogue office at ary 30 - February 1, 2017 - MOTOR
684-3212. CENTURY VILLAGE GUN CLUB: COACH TRIP TO MIAMI AND KEY
Cards & Games Nights - Come out to
Meets every 2nd Tuesday 7 PM in WEST - Package includes 2 nights
play Hand & Foot or Rummikub in
ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE IN AL- Classroom B. Every meeting has a in the hotel. YES YES! - Key West
the Clubhouse Card Room. All skill
ANON: Meets every Thursday 1:30 guest speaker. For information call will be ready for us!! NOTE: Cut
levels are welcome. For more details,
pm to 2:30 pm in the Clubhouse Par- George at 471-9929. off date is November 19 2017. - Feb-
contact: Call Sadie 845-541-7167 or
Eula 561-718-7478. ty Room. ruary 18, 2018 - MOTOR COACH
CENTURY VILLAGE MENS CLUB: OVERNIGHT TRIP TO FT. MYERS
BABY BOOMERS CLUB:.Meetings meets the first Sunday of every - Package includes Hotel, Dinner and
AITZ CHAIM: Daily services 8:00 AM.
3rd Wednesday each month at 3:30 month at the Clubhouse at 9:30 AM. Show on the Murder Mystery Train.
Mincha and Maariv at Sundown, Sis-
PM, December through April. Con- It is a great place to meet other men NOTE: Cut off date is February 8,
terhood 3rd Monday of month 10:00
tact Lynn at Lynnsevan@aol.com for that live here at Century Village. Ac- 2018 - March 13 - 15, 2018 - MO-
AM. Charlotte 917-815-7711; Char-
further information. tivities include dinners, dinner danc- TOR COACH TRIP TO ORLANDO,
lotte 478-8756; Anita 686-9083.
es, fishing trips, football games, base- VISIT TO HOLY LAND PARK, CO-
BALLROOM DANCE GROUP: Meets ball games, basketball games, casino COA BEACH AND GATOR LAND.
ALZHEIMER'S ASSOCIATION: Join
Mondays 2 - 4 PM, Party Room, ex- trips, cruises and other fun activities. - A Great Package! - NOTE: Cut off
us at these sessions of respite care for
cept 2nd Monday is occasionally in Coffee, bagels, cream cheese is served date is February 18, 2018. Thats
Caregivers. We meet in Card Room B
Art Room. No charge. Info: Irwin @ at every meeting. Come and make All for Now Folks!! For more infor-
- 10:00 AM to 12::00 Noon - 4:30 to
917-915-2174. new friends and have a great time. mation on trips - Contact FIGGY
6:00 Starting September 11, 2017 -
For more information please contact 561-707-6548 For more information
EVERY 2nd and 4th Monday of each
BEST SHORT STORY DISCUSSION Ruben Ramos at 561-459-7176 or do- on the Club - Contact RAE 561-254-
month until May 08, 2018. We start
GROUP: Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesday cruben1@gmail.com 2290 JIMMY 804-245-9077
again in September 2018. Contact
Sandy @ 689-3540 for 10 AM Session of each month. Craft Room 1:30
PM. Contact Julie at 249-6565 CENTURY VILLAGE NORTH AMER- COUNTRY LINE DANCING: Coun-
- Contact Carmen @ 469-1220 for
ICAN EDUCATORS CLUB: Meets try and Regular, Monday and Friday
4:30 Session.
BIBLE STUDY GROUP - Taste & the 1st Tuesday of every month at 9:00 to 11:00 AM in the Art Room.
Para empezar uno groupo en espanol
See: Non-denominational group. 10:30 AM in the Art Room. It is a For information contact Frankie
- Carmen 469-1220
All residents welcome. Meets every place where school-related retirees 561-777-5712
Sunday at 5pm, Classroom B, 2nd and in-service personnel can meet
floor. For information call Leonore on a regular basis to socialize, share THE NIGHT CLUB: We hold a FREE
478-9459. ideas, and learn about issues that af- dance every week on Tuesday in the
fect them presently and possibly in Party Room from 6:30- 9:00 PM.
BNAI B'RITH CENTURY UNIT the future. Contact Bob Zuckerberg Theres never been a Dance Party like
#5367: Annual membership fee $25. at zuckie15@aol.com or 917-796-1317 thiswe play every genre of music
Breakfast meetings fourth Sunday for information. Ballroom, Motown, Funk, R&B, Dis-
of the month at Congregation An- co, Salsa, Swing, Rock & Roll, Blues,
shei Sholom with entertainment and CENTURY VILLAGE ORCHESTRA: Line Dancing and CW. Requests tak-
speakers. Meet every Monday in Classroom C enCome to dance, listen, watch
MEETING FOR NOVEMBER HAS at 1:15 to 3:35 PM. More informa- we bet you wont be nappinyour
BEEN CANCELLED. tion call Rickie @ 683-0869 or Joel @ feet will be tappin and your fingers
688-9455. We need trombone players, snappin. Call for more info: Erwin
string players and percussion players. 917-915-2174 or Lou 561-398-8785
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FRIENDS OF BILL WILSON: Meets LATIN AMERICAN CLUB: (LAC)) MIND SPA DISCUSSION GROUP: SHUFFLEBOARD CLUB: Time of
every Thursday 6:30: to -8:00 PM in The Latin American Club has its Meet 2nd and 4th Thurs. 1:30 PM, play is Tuesday 9:00 AM - , Wednes-
the Clubhouse, Craft Room. monthly dance on the third Sun- October through March, Classroom day and Thursday at 1:15PM. Equip-
day of the month. A reminder: you A. All invited for in-depth discus- ment will be provided. We have all
BEST SHORT STORY DISCUSSION must present your LAC ID at all sions of significant issues.. Allan @ levels of members with a wide level of
GROUP: our activities. For more informa- 687-3602. playing ability, from long time play-
Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each tion call Juana(646-407-6808) or ers to first time members.Our goal is
month. Craft Room - 1:30 PM Con- Madeline(631-697-4961). UPCOM- NEW YORK CITY TRANSIT RETIR- to get outside have some exercise and
tact Julie 249-6565 ING EVENT: NOV.19: Thanksgiv- EES: N.Y.C. Transit Retirees, Anyone get to meet new people Come and
ing dance. 5:00 to 9:00 P.M., in the interested in attending a meeting of join us. Contact Jack at 640-3373.
HASTINGS CUE CLUB: Welcoming Club House party room. REMEM- the New York City Transit Retirees of
New Members. We play Mon. - Sat. BER that this is our annual dance to Florida, West Palm Beach Chapter, SNORKEL CLUB: For information
9:30 AM - 12 noon. Bernie @ 684- collect donations for the St. Mary's please call Kathy - 689-0393. call Ron Helms 683-8678
2064 or Zev @ 290-4824. Hospital Cancer Program For Chil-
dren. With our donations we will NORTHERN STARS: Second Mon- The former UNITED ORDER OF
HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS OF THE contribute to the Christmas Celebra- day of every month. 6:30 to 9:30 PM TRUE SISTERS will resume meeting
PALM BEACHES: Meets 1st Wednes- tion the hospital holds for the chil- - Clubhouse Party Room - Singing, in the Party Room under FRIENDS
day of month 9:30 AM, Golden Lakes dren affected with cancer. All club Dancing - Prizes & a 50/50. - NOV. OF THE P.O.S.T. (Pediatric Oncol-
Temple. Bus provided from Century members and guests will contribute 13 - Thankful for being together - ogy Support Team) Meetings will
Village Clubhouse. Information: call with $5.00 at entrance. Toys and chil- Thankful for our veterans!! JAN. 8 be held the second Monday of the
Kathy @ 689-0393 drens items will be accepted. Must - 50s oldies night - Welcome back to month - Clubhouse Party Room
be new. Personnel from the hospital all the northern snowbirds!! - FEB. 11:00 AM to 12:30 PM. For further
IRISH AMERICAN CLUB OF CENTU- will be present at the dance to receive 12 - Big birthday party!! - L Love information please contact Shirley at
RY VILLAGE- The Irish American all money and items collected. The songs for your Valentine - MARCH 478-2391
Cultural Club of Century Village wel- Bingo Night scheduled for 11/2 has 12. - Wear green for St. Patricks
comes everyone back and hope aa will been cancelled due to activity sched- Day!! - APRIL 9 - Spring Break Party THE SCRABBLE CLUB OF CENTU-
enjoy ore new season ahead. Meet- uled by the Club House Administra- - Beach Balls, FLower Dresses, Hula RY VILLAGE: Every Tues. 6 PM 2nd
ings will continue to be held in Room tion on the same night. We appreci- Skirts. - For Further info call Janisse Floor Card Room. For information
C in the Clubhouse. Our December ate your generosity which allows us @ 586-291-8286 or email to: north- call Lucy @ 729-0705.
5th, 2017 meeting ONLY will START to be present every year to such a ernstarsbo@hotmail.com
at 3PM. Starting in JANUARY 2018, noble cause. THE VILLAGE SONGBIRDS: We are
our meetings will be CHANGED to POLISH AMERICAN SOCIAL CLUB a singing group that sings in Memory
the FIRST WEDNESDAY of every CLUB LATINO AMERICANO DE OF CENTURY VILLAGE- Established Care Nursing Homes in Palm Beach
month at 2 PM. Upcoming calen- CENTURY VILLAGE, W.P.B., celebra in February, 2016. The mission of the County. We are auditioning men and
dar: January 3rd meeting 2 PM Jan. su fiesta mensual el tercer domingo Polish American Social Club is to women for the 2018 season.
25th Soda Bread / Tea Party - Feb. del mes. Les recordamos que todos los promote and preserve the traditions Auditions are held every Tuesday at
1st TR Dallas Feb. 11th Picnic miembros del club tienen que presen- and customs of Polish ancestry.The 9:30 AM in Music Room A. If you
March 14th ST. Patricks Dinner tar su identificacion de miembro en la club meets the 1st and 3rd Thursday sing in the shower - WE NEED YOU!!
/ Dance. More to follow Contact entrada para participar en cualquier of the month at 6:30 PM at the Art For information contact Carmen
Person: Carole 1-914-343-5547 actividad del club. Para mas informa- Room . For info. call Krystyna Tell- Watson @ 561-469-1220.
cion llamar a Juana(646-407-6808) o er at 561-674-4887, www.facebook.
ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE a Madeline(631-697-4961). com/polishsocialclubflorida2x UNITED DEMOCRATIC CLUB OF
CLUB: (IACC) OF CENTURY VIL- EVENTO PROGRAMADO: 19 de CENTURY VILLAGE - Next meeting
LAGE: Meets the 3rd Wednesday of noviembre: Fiesta de Accion de Gra- PHILADELPHIA CLUB: The Greater will be held on Thursday, Novem-
each month at the Clubhouse Party cia, 5:00 a 9:00 P.M., en el party room Philadelphia Club meets the first ber 16 in the Clubhouse Party Room
Room at 1:00 pm. For club informa- del Club House. Les recordamos que Thursday of each month at 12:30 at 1:30 PM. EVERYONE IS WEL-
tion call Fausto 478-1821. Bowling esta es nuestra fiesta anual para hac- PM in the Clubhouse Party Room, COME!
Saturdays at Verdes Lanes, 9:00 A.M. er nuestra colecta que sera donada al with lunch and entertainment. Our Guest speakers will be GREG WEISS,
for information call Lenny 471-2603. St. Mary's Hospital Cancer Program next meeting will be on Thursday candidate for Palm Beach County
Saturday league bowling will resume para los ninos que padecen de esa en- December 7, 2017 at 12:30PM in the Commission, District 2 and SUSAN
in October, date to be announced- for fermedad. Nuestra donacion ayuda- Clubhouse Party Room. There will BUCHER, Palm Beach County Su-
info, call Lenny @ 471-2603. Check ra a la celebracion de la fiesta de Navi- be lunch and entertainment. For pervisor of Elections. DECEMBER
out our blog at: http://cvitalianclub- dad que el hospital ofrece cada ano a information, contact Phyllis at 561- 21: Guest speaker will be LORI BER-
wpb.blogspot.com . los ninos tratados en esa institucion. 712-0612 or 215-219-0297 MAN, Candidate for Palm Beach
Todos los miembros del club y los County Commission, District 2, and
JUDITH EPSTEIN CHAPTER OF HA- invitados se le pedira una donacion PICKLEBALL: Welcoming new mem- DAVID PONDER of ID SHIELD
DASSAH: Meet 3rd Wednesday of de $5.00 en la entrada. Juguetes y ar- bers to the Pickleball club. Courts CO., who will bring us up to date on
month at Congregation Anshei Sho- ticulos para ninos seran bienvenidos open at 8:00 each morning, great way breaching of Equifax files.
lom. pero deben ser nuevos. Personal del to meet new people, exercise and have
hospital estara presente en el baile lots of fun. For more info, call Bar- UNITERS SOCIAL CLUB OF CEN-
KARAOKE Tuesdays 6 - 9 PM,in Par- para recibir las donaciones recibidas. bara Di Domenico @ 716-499-6737. TURY VILLAGE: A group of awesome
ty Room hosted by Marshall Eads. Les agradecemos su generosidad la Come join us to learn and play the diverse people coming together in a
Fridays 6 - 9 PM, hosted by Janisse. cual nos permite decir presente a una fastest growing sport in the USA. united way for social times. Bring a
causa tan noble. El juego de bingo guest or come alone and meet other
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS: Palm Beach que deberia llevarse a cabo el 2 de PROACTIVE RESIDENTS PROJECTS like minded individuals. Meet up
Rainbow Lodge #203 meets the 2nd nov. ha sido cancelado debido a que COMMITTEE: We are a non-profit every second Sunday of each month
and 4th Tuesdays in Century Village la Administracion del Club House group of CV resident owners con- in Club House Craft Room. For ad-
Walgreens/Medical building (sepa- tiene una actividad esa noche en el cerned with Village issues. For infor- ditional information, call Esther 561
rate ground floor entrance), 100 Cen- party room. mation and meeting schedule check 635-4298 or 561 328-7935. Like us
tury Blvd., CSI Caregiver Services, at our Blog at http://proactive-comit- on Facebook/United Social Club of
1:00pm. We are an international fra- LINE DANCE WORKSHOP - Learn teeblogspot.com/ Century Village.
ternal organization, non-sectarian. the most used line dance steps. This
The Lodge welcomes new members, will prepare you for line dancing. RUSSIAN CLUB: Meets the third YIDDISH CULTURE GROUP: The ob-
dual members, transferees, and Py- Have fun while stimulating your Tuesday of each Month - October to jective of the Yiddish Culture Club is
thian reinstatements regardless of brain and working your muscles. April - Clubhouse Art Room - 3PM to to present programs that perpetuate
inactive years of service. WE WEL- Next workshop begins Tuesday, Nov. 6PM - For Further info call Tamara our Jewish heritage. All of our pro-
COME ALL MEN! Participate in so- 7th - 10AM - Art Room For informa- @ 712-1417 grams are also translated into Eng-
cial and charitable events. Collation tion contact Jerri Adams 731-439- lish. Our programs are held in the
after each meeting. For further info, 0730 SAILING CLUB: Meets every 2nd Fri. Auditorium on Tuesday morning at
call Irv 683-4049. Check out our blog 10 AM, Classroom C. Info: Ron @ 10:00 A.M. Everyone is welcome.
at: http://knight203.blogspot.com . 683-8672.
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P O L I T I C A L
The Clerks resources victims need to begin their discriminate. If you or someone the services provided by our
Office can journey toward healing. you know is involved in an abusive Domestic Violence Department
assist victims Our Domestic Violence relationship, please contact Victim and filing information, visit http://
in filing Department provides information Services at 561.355.2418 or AVDA at w w w. m y p a l m b e a c h c l e r k . c o m /
i nju nct ion s about how to file an injunction or 561.265.2900. domesticviolence.
and affidavits. complaint, answers to frequently For more information on
In Palm asked questions and contact
Beach County information for various agencies
last year that help domestic abuse victims,
alone, there every day. Victims may go to any of
were nearly 5,000 reported cases of our locations for assistance in filling
domestic abuse, a figure that likely out required forms, filing affidavits
underestimates the true number of and providing certified copies of
these crimes. Our countys numbers injunctions.
increased by two percent from the Over the next few weeks, our
previous year, even as the number for staff will focus on other forms of
the state of Florida declined. assistance by collecting teddy bears
Domestic violence affects people and personal care items to donate to
of all ages, races and genders, and Aid to Victims of Domestic Abuse,
my office is often the first stop for Inc. (AVDA), as well as participating
victims filing injunctions against in the 18th Annual Race for Hope.
their abusers. Clerks offices across Last year, our staff donated more
the state, are dedicated to keeping than $2,600, provided thousands of
victims safe. personal hygiene items, and collected
This month, we observe Domestic dozens of childrens books for
Violence Awareness Month, sharing victims.
messages of hope and providing the Domestic Violence does not
November is must have a homestead exemption of the International Association of Appraisers Offices annual Holiday
an important on your property and have been Assessing Officers (IAAO) in front of Food Drive will take place during the
time of the year honorably discharged. I hope you a crowd of 1,500 of her peers, during month of November. The special food-
for my office, will find this information beneficial. ceremonies at the IAAOs 83rd raising campaign is in its 18th year
as it signals the Annual International Conference on and is administered by the employees
final stage of our Disabled Veterans Assessment Administration in Las of the Property Appraisers Office.
tax roll season. Exemptions: Vegas, Nevada. Her role for the office Last year, 15,000 pounds of food was
I am happy to Veterans with a total and of President of IAAO will begin on collected and donated to Extended
announce that permanent disability that was January 1, 2018. PA Dorothy Jacks Hands Community Outreach of
we have certified service-connected may be eligible for being sworn in by outgoing President West Palm Beach. The Property
the 2017 Real Property and Tangible total exemption of ad valorem taxes. Randy Ripperger, Assessor from Polk Appraiser's Office encourages and
Personal Property Assessment Rolls Veterans with a service-connected County, Iowa As President, Jacks will supports employee community
for Palm Beach County to the Tax disability of 10% or more may be serve as Chair of the Executive Board. service involvement throughout
Collector, for the collection of taxes. eligible for an additional $5,000 She has served as IAAO President- Palm Beach County. Our employees
The Palm Beach County Tax exemption. Veterans with a non- Elect in 2017, Vice President in 2016 are dedicated to the responsibility
Collectors Office is responsible for service connected disability may and was past President of the Florida of giving back to the community.
the printing and mailing of your be eligible for an additional $500 Chapter of IAAO. IAAO is the leading
property tax bills, on or before exemption. Veterans 65 or older with a nonprofit, educational and research Community Outreach
November 1. Be sure to be on the combat-related permanent disability association for individuals in the Events
lookout for them in the mail. may be eligible for an ad valorem tax assessment profession and others Visit us at one of our public
November is also considered a discount. For more information on with an interest in property valuation Community Outreach events this
special month for giving thanks these exemptions and to download and taxation. IAAOs mission is to fall. We will be taking homestead
not only for our family and friends, and print forms, click here. You can promote innovation and excellence exemption applications, answering
but for the men and women in our always call us at 561.355.2866 or in property appraisal, assessment questions about property valuations
nations Armed Forces. We come email us at myexemption@pbcgov.org administration and property and more. Click here for our events
together and salute them on Veterans tax policy through professional calendar. For details, contact Mike
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This is not television or the movies!
This is real.
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few residents that are losing A LOT
By George Franklin NOT observing the speed limits and On another subject, it seems of monies to scammers and this
stop signs. We have accidents and yet we still have people keeping large should NOT be happening. Keeping
Hi folks. we are still NOT observing the motor amounts of jewelry in their units. expensive jewelry in your unit that
First, I want vehicle laws. As far as I am aware, no NOT smart. We still have people you are not wearing is is asking for
to take this one has died yet in a motor vehicle sending large amounts of money to problems. Do you go out and leave
opportunity to crash but with poor driving habits, scammers! Guess what happened? your windows open and unlocked?
wish everyone it is just a question of when, not if, YES! LOST for ever! NO One has Are you locking your door when you
a Happy it will happen. PLEASE ..Slow Down! millions waiting for you in Nigeria or leave? Do you have workers or helpers
T ha n k sg iv i ng Stop at Stop Signs. LOOK around any other place in the world. There or even family members visiting?
holiday. you before proceeding. What is the is no way to retrieve your funds once Where is that jewelry ? A bank Safety
After reading rush? Leave a few minutes early for sent. If you know of anyone that is Deposit Box is the best place for it -
the latest report from the Palm Beach that appointment...Allow extra time NOT reading my column PLEASE not your dresser drawers!
County Sheriffhat's Office, it seems for traffic and weather conditions. I make them aware of this. Also at Don't forget the Operation Pill
that a lot of people in the Village just have experienced the unpleasantness your building board or full meetings Drop Program coming in February.
don't or won't understand whats of having to tell someone their loved bring up these subject.. If you know a Hold onto those old medications.
going on in regard to SAFETY.. one is not coming home. I have been person that MIGHT be incapacitated Dont flush or throw them into
There were 40 traffic stops here in the to the medical examiners office and and has spending "problems', don't drains. Until next time, be safe and
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Transportation with the blog and over a thousand
residents in an e-mail list, plus all
to be dirty and foul smelling, and
they will be removed for sanitary/
possibility of a trip to the Honda
Classic is also being considered, as
By Lori Torres notices can be published in the UCO health reasons. Some have already well as another trip to the Sugar
Reporter by Editor Joy Vestal to keep been removed for a period of time. Cane Fields to give those who haven't
all informed. They were able to return when they yet gone a chance for the experience.
On Oct. 3 An important change was "cleaned up." Those who have already gone may
we were back distributed to advise about the The 5 excursion buses scheduled not go again to allow first timers the
to our regular Publix Express Bus which will take monthly were found to be short of opportunity.
once a month residents to the church for Seniors budgeted funds. In order to continue Jose is going to take another look
transportation Day, leaving at 10 AM from the them, the shortage will be made up at Wellington E to determine whether
committee clubhouse and returning to the with savings from those bus runs a bus turnaround is possible. The
meetings after church at approximately 2:10 PM found to be excessive. The resident s building association is ready to give
the hurricane. It to bring them back to the Village. enjoy this Wednesday away from CV up 4 spaces to accommodate the bus
was well attended by the committee, Residents must be on time because and it will continue. The excursion and provide a stop on the schedule. If
bus reps Jose and Domenic and this will be the only time the Publix to IKEA was a huge success and will it is not difficult and the backup not
several guests. Due to complaints bus will be going to the church. The continue on occasion. Now that the dangerous, it will be implemented.
by the riders who have the difficulty Publix Express will not stop at Publix season is about to begin, the beach See you all at the November
and inconvenience of getting to the for the 2 o'clock run. trip will be added. meeting at the clubhouse. We are
monthly meeting at the UCO office, On November 1, bus schedules It is hoped that the bus to the always ready to listen and try to
much discussion brought about will be back to normal. David Israel baseball games can be scheduled satisfy your complaints -- bring a
a motion to move the monthly stressed that bus schedules should because of the prior response. The positive exchange of ideas.
meetings back to the clubhouse in not be changed in this demographic
an effort to bring more riders to the of seniors who cannot cope with
meeting. With a quorum present, the constant changes. It is confusing
motion passed and the meetings will and stressful.
be held in the clubhouse as a trial to By the same token, we should
determine whether many more riders not be running empty buses. We
will attend. Previously it brought are still looking forward to the
many residents to exchange ideas scanners to be used on the buses
because of the ease of getting there which are in the testing stage and
and the time saved. should be in operation by the end of
Please be aware that the Mall and Oct. The Shadow System identifies
Shuttle route changed without notice riders by numbers scanned from
because the hurricane intervened the resident ID card and will tell
and there was no time to discuss this how many times a single individual
at a meeting before implementing. rode the bus. This will save a lot of
President Israel pointed out that money by being able to eliminate a
changes must be done carefully run if it is found that there are too
and in advance -- not the day few riders.
before. We have excellent means Because it is a health issue, riders
of communication in the Village will be documented who appear
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HISTORY MATTERS
Part 2
BY STEW RICHLAND
Resolved by the Senate (with train of the future to run over him. more articulate on this topic then I some sort of fabric that makes
the House of Representatives This comment makes the case to am. They make the case far better sense. The historian works closely
concurring) That is the sense of explain that great leaders were also than I ever could.\ with the stuff that has been left
Congress that - .history teachers great students of history. Winston History never really says goodbye. behind. Primary documents which
and educators at all levels should Churchill and Harry Truman are History says, 'See you later. Eduardo are original documents dealing with
redouble their efforts to bolster the examples of leaders that used their Galeano.Those who do not remember an event, oral testimony and objects
knowledge of United States history historical knowledge of the past to the past are condemned to repeat that help make the past come alive.
among students of all ages and to help shape the future. it. George Santayana . A people As historian John Arnold notes, The
restore the vitality of Americas civic So, what is a historian? What without the knowledge of their past sources do not speak for themselves
memory. (House-Senate Resolution do historians do? Herodotus of history, origin and culture is like a and never have done so. . . They come
6/27/2000) Halicarnassus (484 c. 425 BCE) who tree without roots. Marcus Garvey. alive when the historian reanimates
This resolution was a reaction to a later became known as the "father History is not everything, but it is them. He selects one document over
report which revealed that 65 percent of history recorded the growth a starting point. History is a clock another and why these charters and
of college seniors failed to pass a high and evolution of Greece into the that people use to tell their political not those. As Arnold remarks, There
school level American history test. worlds first democracy. Herodotus and cultural time of day. It is a is a major difference between a work
These dismal results show that our established the methodology that compass they use to find themselves of history and a book of quotations.
next generation of leaders, citizens historians follow today. He collected on the map of human geography. It To excite my students about
lack the knowledge of their heritage his materials systematically, checked tells them where they are but, more history, I would ask them, if you
and the democratic values that have the facts and arranged them in a importantly, what they must be. John had the power to time travel which
long sustained our country. well-constructed narrative. There are Henrik. Clarke One last quote from historic period of time would you like
Have you ever felt that you were other academic disciplines that write one of founding fathers, Posterity! to live or visit? I encouraged them to
on a sinking life boat? Every time I about the past but are not historians. You will never know how much it cost do the research about their chosen
watch a segment on television where Sociologists, anthropologists, the present generation to preserve period and then make a presentation
the reporter goes out on the street political scientists and economists your freedom! I hope you will make to the class. This technique was
to ask people questions on civics, frequently work in the past without a good use of it. John Adams. designed to scratch their curiosity
American history or current events, thinking historically. History is a One last quote from the ultimate about a period of time that they
I cringe. Here are some showed interest in and
examples to illustrate share it with the class. .
this calamity. The 4th This was how I attempted
of July is a celebration to self-motivate my
of independence from..... students. I would tell
Answer: France. Who my students that their
sewed the 1st American lives were like a soap-
flag? Answer: Betsy Ford. opera. So many things
The first major battle were going on, it was
of the Civil War was the like living their lives in
battle of Bull....answer: a parallel universe They
Winkle. Other questions had to cope with family,
that were asked and not friends, school, social
answered or answered activities and political
incorrectly were: What events that shape and
country did we fight impact their lives. As I
in the Revolutionary have noted, the historian
War? What was does the research,
the Emancipation presents findings and
Proclamation? If scholars discuss what
the President or Vice has been presented.
President dies, who One of the issues that
becomes president? create difficulty for the
What month do we vote class room teacher is the
for president? All the textbook that is used in
responses were wrong? Can you record of events that occurred in sceptic. If history repeats itself, and the classroom. There are only a few
answer this question? What color is bygone eras. It is made up of dates the unexpected always happens, how publishing companies that produce
the White House? Trick question, yes! and facts and descriptions of what incapable must Man be of learning class room texts. School districts
Sadly some of the respondents did happened. Therefore many people are from experience. establish guide lines for purchasing
not get it. Americans are drowning turned off on the subject of history. George Bernard Shaw texts and how topics are addressed.
in a sea of ignorance. As a retired history teacher with History is a strict discipline. It is This issue will be examined in my
President Eisenhower once 50 plus years in the classroom I am the art of reconstructing the past. next article along with curriculum
remarked, Neither a wise man a firm believer in the importance It is a messy task. The historian guidelines and teacher training.
nor a brave man lies down on the of understanding history. Here are has to collect evidence, make some Any observations on the issues
tracks of history to wait for the some thoughts by those who are meaning of it, and weaving it into presented will be greatly appreciated
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Somerset Pool 8:04 9:04 10:04 11:04 Times
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Berkshire B 8:07 9:07 10:07 11:07 driver must
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the bus.
South Dr and West Dr 8:07 9:07 10:07 11:07 1:07 2:07 3:07 4:07 5:07 6:07 7:07 8:07 9:07 when entering
West Dr and Berkshire A-K 8:08 9:08 10:08 11:08 1:08 2:08 3:08 4:08 5:08 6:08 7:08 8:08 9:08 or leaving the
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Camden F 8:08 9:08 10:08 11:08 1:08 2:08 3:08 4:08 5:08 6:08 7:08 8:08 9:08
bus.
Camden C-D 8:09 9:09 10:09 11:09 1:09 2:09 3:09 4:09 5:09 6:09 7:09 8:09 9:09 the bus stop 10
Benton St and Windsor Dr 8:09 9:09 10:09 11:09 1:09 2:09 3:09 4:09 5:09 6:09 7:09 8:09 9:09 minutes before
Please be at the
Benton St and West Dr 8:10 9:10 10:10 11:10 1:10 2:10 3:10 4:10 5:10 6:10 7:10 8:10 9:10 time.
Camden Dr and West Dr 8:10 9:10 10:10 11:10 DRIVERS 1:10 2:10 3:10 4:10 5:10 6:10 7:10 8:10 9:10
bus stop 10
Camden Dr and Windsor Dr 8:11 9:11 10:11 11:11 LUNCH 1:11 2:11 3:11 4:10 5:11 6:11 7:11 8:11 9:11 minutes before
All internal
Windsor Dr and Durham St 8:11 9:11 10:11 11:11 1:11 2:11 3:11 4:11 5:11 6:11 7:11 8:11 9:11 time.
Durham St and West Dr 8:12 9:12 10:12 11:12 1:12 2:12 3:12 4:12 5:12 6:12 7:12 8:12 9:12 buses will
Evans St and West Dr 8:12 9:12 10:12 11:12 1:12 2:12 3:12 4:12 5:12 6:12 7:12 8:12 9:12 OnMon,REQUEST
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Evans St and Windsor Dr 8:13 9:13 10:13 11:13 Seniors Vs Crime
1:13 2:13 3:13 4:13 5:13 6:13 7:13 8:13 9:13 complete
Farham St and Windsor Dr 8:13 9:13 10:13 11:13 1:13 2:13 3:13 4:13 5:13 6:13 7:13 8:13 9:13 1:00 To 3:00 Pm
Perimeter
Farham St and West Dr 8:14 9:14 10:14 11:14 1:14 2:14 3:14 4:14 5:14 6:14 7:14 8:14 9:14 Friday Seniors Vs
MCCI/Humana/Wells Fargo 8:17 9:17 10:17 11:17 1:17 2:17 3:17 4:17 5:17 Drive Run at
Crime 10:00 to
UCO 8:18 9;18 10:18 11:18 1:18 2:18 3:18 4:18 5:18 NO WEEKENDS SERV. 11:45
Noon
Wellington Dr w and West Dr 8:19 9:19 10:19 11:19 1:19 2:19 3:19 4:19 5:19 6:16 7:16 8:16 9:16
Wellington M 8:20 9;20 10:20 11:20 1:20 2:20 3:20 4:20 5:20 6:17 7:17 8:17 9:17 THE
All internal
BUSES
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buses will On
West Dr and Wellington K 8:22 9:22 10:22 11:22 1:22 2:22 3:22 4:22 5:22 6:22 7:22 8:22 9:22 SERVICE.
REQUEST
West Dr and Wellington J 8:23 9:23 10:23 11:23 1:23 2:23 3:23 4:23 5:23 6:23 7:23 8:23 9:23
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West Dr and South Dr 8:24 9:24 10:24 11:24 DRIVERS 1:24 2:24 3:24 4:24 5:24 6:24 7:24 8:24 9:24 complete
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South Dr and Wellington G 8:26 9:26 10:26 11:26 1:26 2:26 3:26 4:26 5:26 6:26 7:26 8:26 9:26 Drive Run at
South Dr and Hampshire S t 8:27 9:27 10:27 11:27 1:27 2:27 3:27 4:27 5:27 6:27 7:27 8:27 9:27 11:45.
South Dr and Glencoe St 8:27 9:27 10:27 11:27 1:27 2:27 3:27 4:27 5:27 6:27 7:27 8:27 9:27
South Dr and Fairway St 8:28 9:28 10:28 11:28 1:28 2:28 3:28 4:28 5:28 6:28 7:28 8:28 9:28 THE BUSES
South Dr and Elizabeth St 8:28 9:28 10:28 11:28 1:28 2:28 3:28 4:28 5:28 6:28 7:28 8:28 9:28 ARE AT YOUR
East Dr and Golfs Edge 12-14 8:29 9:2 10:29 11:29 1:29 2:29 3:29 4:29 5:29 6:29 7:29 8:29 9:29 SERVICE,
East Dr and Golfs Edge 2 8:30 9:30 10:30 11:30 DRIVER 1:30 2:30 3:30 4:30 5:30 6:30 7:30 8:30 9:30
PLEASE THE
Walgreens-Medical Plaza 8:32 9:32 10:32 11:32 LUNCH 1:32 2:32 3:32 4:32 5:32 6:32 7:32 8:32 9:32
Clubhouse 8:35 9:35 10:35 11:35 1:35 2:35 3:35 4:35 5:35 6:35 7:35 8:35 9:35
TRASH GOES
Publix 8:45 9:45 10:45 11:45 1:45 2:45 3:45 4:45 5:45 6:45 7:45 8:45 IN THE TRASH
JAR
Please Note: On Saturdays all internal bus routes will drop off at Anshei Sholom on the 9:00 Am run. Monday thru Friday internal bus #1 & #3
drops off at Hastings Fitness Center at 8AM & 1PM ONLY, #2 runs all day.
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SHUTTLE EVERY DAY UCO IS OPEN ALSO WHEN SENIORS VS CRIME
SHUTTLE EVERY DAY UCO IS OPEN ALSO WHEN SENIORS VS CRIME SEE INTERNAL
ALL INTERNAL BUSES WILL AWAIT THE RETURN OF ALL EXTERNAL BUSES.
ALL INTERNAL BUSES WILL AWAIT THE RETURN OF ALL EXTERNAL BUSES.
NOVEMBER 2017 | UCO REPORTER | PAGE B19
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Prices for the ads are $10. All ads must A/C - Great Building - $138,900 - NOTARY PUBLIC
be paid in advance by the 7th of the
month prior to the edition they will
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UPPER FLOOR, CORNER, 1 BED 1.5/2 BATH 121 BEDFORD E Some furniture, carpet, inside corner and lift in the building, rentable lots of light, enclosed patio $54,000
151 BEDFORD F Corner condo near either gate,24 hour security, building has outside bbq and patio. Beautiful unit $42,000 168 WALTHAM G Rentalbe building, newer kitchen, shows great, furnished, ceramic tile flooring, outside corner, nice view $65,000
144 CANTERBURY F Completely renovated, unfurnished, ceramic tile, cul-da-sac near Dorchester & Hastings pool rentable $62,000 73 CANTERBURY C This unit is tenant in place, lots of upgrades, unfurn, close to either gate, amenities galore! Very nice $59,900
151 ANDOVER F Corner unit, fully furnished, ceramic tile, walk in ready, central air and heat, updated kitchen and bath $42,000
17 CHATHAM A Partialy furnished, new carpet, new central air, no pets beautiful unit with lots of upgrades, patio $39,000 GROUND FLOOR CORNER 2BED.1.5 BATH
20 WINDSOR A Outside corner, furn, waterviews, two year restriction on rental, near the west gate, steps to condo $42,000 289 CHATHAM O Unfurn. Ceramic tile flooring, outside corner, new a/c 2015, hot water 2015, new toilets 2015 $59,900
116 EASTHAMPTON E Unfurn, ceramic tile flooring, near east gate, tankless H20 heater, stall shower lots of light, nice view $39,900 245 DORCHESTER K Waterview, steps to pool, unfurnished, enclosed patio, near the Hastings pool, 24 hour security $59,900
164 EASTHAMPTON G Near east gate, cent A/C, near clubhouse. Lots of space and lots of light! Great view priced to sell! $39,000 44 WINDSOR C Waterview! Ceramic tile flooring, newer kitchen and baths, encl patio, short walk to parking and water $65,000
184 DORCHESTER H Spectacular waterview! Newer kitchen, 2 full baths, lift in building, beautifully furnished, 324 CHATHAM P Outside corner, tenant in place, unfurnished, ceramic tile flooring, heart of the community, very nice $62,000
comm. Patio. Upgrades! $49,000
69 NORWICH C This unit is near the east gate, and the Hastings fitness center, well taken care of, central air, furnished $39,900 GROUND FLOOR 2BED,1.5 BATHS
72 CANTERBURY C Corner unit very nice & clean beautiful view, spacious closet space, great lighting, updated kit and bath $45,000 156 CANTERBURY G New bath shower, lots of upgrades, shows beautifully, quiet and very serene, lots of breezes! Patio $68,000
68 CAMDEN C Upgrades to include: newer kitchen, ceramic tile flooring, crown molding newer baths, unfurnished, 111 OXFORD 200 Ceramic tile, unfurn. Washer/dryer allowed, pet friendly, newer kitchen/baths, step to pool and laundry $65,000
water view, knock down wall in kitchen, hurricane shutters $47,000
UPPER FLOOR 2BED,1.5 BATH OR 2 BATH
GROUND FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH 198 CHATHAM J Furnished, lots of potential, heart of the community, great building, 24 hour security, gated develop $49,000
404 WINDSOR P Wow!! Decorators delight, granite, marble, newer kitchen and baths, wood flooring 303 GREENBRIER C Unfurnished, beautifully redone, all the bells and whistles, decorations delight, steps to pool, patio $145,000
stainless steel appliances, garden view, turn key, upgrades galore! Will not last, near Camden pool and west gate $52,000 47 NORWICH B 24 Hour security, furnished, very desirable, near the Haverhill gate and clubhouse great building $55,000
104 NORWICH E Like new a/c, unfurnished, newer kitchen and bath, hurricane shutters, rentable, near the east gate $47,500 12 KENT A Waterview! Heart of comm. Desirable location, furnished, near Kent pool, needs tlc great investment $50,000
112 OXFORD 400 Large corner with one bath ceramic tile flooring, unfurnished, washer incl. Steps to pool, ten in place $42,000 135 CAMBRIDGE F Absolutely beautiful wood flooring and carpet in LR, rentable, near pools, upgrades galore! Come see $73,500
323 SHEFFIELD N Ceramic tile flooring, freshly painted, enclosed patio, knock down wall in kitchen, comm. Nice bath $37,500 252 WELLINGTON H Beautiful renovated, and ready to move in, waterview, pretty ceramic tile flooring,
6 ANDOVER A Ceramic tile flooring, fully furnished, steps to parking, rentable, great area, move in ready! $59,900 furnishings for a model, new air conditioning 2017 $105,000
206 WELLINGTON C Lots of upgrades to include tile shower, new tile flooring, new toilet, lake view, very, very lovely unit!! $124,900
UPPER FLOOR 1 BEDROOM 1.5 BATH
46 PLYMOUTH F Furnished, wall paper $49,000 ANNUAL RENTALS
145 BEDFORD F Wood flooring, unfurnished, freshly painted, upgrades in kitchen and bath $45,000 GROUND FLOOR 1 BED, 1 BATH
211 WELLINGTON A Decorators delight, upgrades to include new wood flooring and ceramic tile, brand new appliances, 27 CAMDEN B Furnished, wood flooring, H20 view, steps to parking, near the west gate and pond $850
including dishwasher and built in microwave, and H2O heater, newer backsplash and new countertop in kitchen. 118 KENT H Unfurnished, updated kitchen, beautiful garden view, close to Kent pool, close to the west gate $875
Located in a great location, near the pool, waterview, elevator and laundry, unfurnished $69,900 167 WINDSOR H Ceramic tile, updated kitchen and bath, short walk to parking, close to the west gate and Camden pool $850
87 CAMDEN D Great lake view, lift accessible ceramic tile, updated kitchen, great closet space, screened in patio $33,500 84 BERKSHIRE D Fully furnished, ceramic tile, updated kitchen and bath, beautiful garden view, close walk to parking $875
354 DOVER C Waterview! Beaut, furnished, ceramic tile flooring, laundry and garbage shoot on each floor! Elevator $89,999 55 CAMBRIDGE C Unfurnished, ceramic tile, steps to laundry & parking, cul-de-sac, security gate house, clubhouse, upgrade $850
156 KENT I Ceramic tile flooring, lift inc. Rentable, near Kent pool, furnished, lots of light, what a beautiful unit $35,000 33 CANTERBURY B Absolutely beautiful, freshly painted, ceramic tile flooring, unfurnished, patio nice view move in ready $875
151 HASTINGS I Absolutely beautiful, newer furniture, steps to pool and fitness, rentable, well taken care of, clean $39,900 UPPER FLOOR 1 BED, 1 BATH
23 CAMBRIDGE A Furn., Ceramic tile, rentable, near west gate & Camden pool, updated kitchen and bath, move in ready! $45,000 46 WATHAM B Ceramic tile flooring, new appliances, near the east gate and clubhouse gated community $875
GROUND FLOOR 1 BEDROOM 1.5 BATHS 15 WINDSOR A Furnished, waterview, carpet and ceramic tile, 2 A/Cs, fully stocked including the pots and pans $875
46 PLYMOUTH F Furnished, lots of potential, tile and carpet, enclosed patio, close to clubhouse and east gate $49,000 302 CAMDEN M Knockdown wall in kitchen, newer kitchen and bath, cross from pool, screened patio, move in ready $875
87 CANTERBURY D Rentable, furnished, needs TLC, cul-de-sac, not very many of these on the first floor, close to pool $36,000 97 KINGSWOOD E Furnished, ceramic tile and carpet, gardenview, new backsplash in kitchen, wall unit for air and heat $850
142 DORCHESTER G Great ground floor unit. Updated kitchen and bath, new A/C, rent able after a year, beautiful $34,900 158 DORCHESTER G Unfurnished, elevator accessible, ceramic tile, newer appliances, hurricane windows,
238 DORCHESTER K Wall units, ceramic tile, updated bath and newer kitchen, waterview, partially furnished or unfurnished $42,000 new light fixtures, enclosed patio. $900
UPPER FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH
GROUND FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH 124 CANTERBURY E Partially furnished, updated kitchen and bath, enclosed patio ceramic floor, really nice corner unit $875
322 SHEFFIELD N Newer kitchen, ceramic tile flooring, furnished, patio, quiet area, shows with lots of light $37,000 302 NORWICH M Unfurnished, wall units, near the Haverhill gate, updated kitchen and bath. Garden view, patio beautiful $850
357 NORTHAMPTON R Near Kent pool, laundry, and west gate, steps to parking, cul-de-sac. Two year restriction for lease $32,000 57 WINDSOR C Beauty! Lift included, furnished, well taken care of, waterview, active clubhouse, near west gate pool $875
30 SHEFFIELD B Newer kitchen, newer shower, pristine, waterview, ceramic tile flooring, 2 AC units, steps to parking $36,700 73 CANTERBURY C Beautiful corner unit, carpeted floors and ceramic tile, combination tub & shower, garden view $1,000
374 NORTHAMPTON S Knockdown wall in kitchen, newer kitchen and bath, cross from pool, screened patio, move in ready $45,000 UPPER FLOOR CORNER 2 BED 1.5 BATH
167 WINDSOR H Beauty, ceramic tile flooring, unfurnished, patio, quiet area, shows with lots of light and bright $37,000 133 SALISBURY F Great corner unit, new kitchen & bath, enclosed patio, ceramic floors, great view with lots of room,
28 CAMDEN B Furn, waterview, shows great, ceramic tile flooring, 2 AC units, steps to parking, two year restriction $34,900 near the east gate and clubhouse, unfurnished. $1,150
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66 KINGSWOOD D Beautiful kitchen, furnished, garden view, hurricane windows, updated bath, enclosed patio, 87 WINDSOR D Newer kitchen, unfurnished, ceramic tile flooring, near the Camden pool and the west gate. Beauty $875
steps to park $39,000 36 NORTHAMPTON B Waterview, near Kent pool, ceramic tile and carpet, lots of breezes, close to the west gate. Security $850
80 BERKSHIRE D Great unit on the ground floor, updated kitchen and bath, short walk to parking, great view from patio $39,900 42 WALTHAM B Unfurnished, near the east gate and clubhouse. Carpeted flooring, updated kitchen and bath. Great unit $800
91 COVENTRY D Truly nice turn key unit, furnished complete, close to both clubhouses and worship, well maintained $825
UPPER FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH 199 NORTHAMPTON J Partial furnished, carpet, near the east gate, and clubhouse, great building, quiet area, very nice $850
147 KENT I New wood flooring, partially furnished, x-clean, move right into, rent able, steps to Kent pool $42,000 145 BEDFORD F Beautiful, unfurnished, ceramic tile flooring, pretty garden view, lots of light freshly redone, updated $850
302 CAMDEN M Beautiful, furnished, knock down kitchen, steps to Camden pool and the west gate move into condo $39,900 GROND FLOOR 2 BED 1.5 BATH
179 SUSSEX I Dog friendly, carpet and tile, fully furnished with everything included, beautiful unit, lots of amenities $39,900 226 NORWICH J Unfurnished, ceramic tile flooring, redone, move in ready near the west gate, enclosed patio $900
191 CAMDEN H Beautiful furnishing, screened patio, turn key ready and tenant in place, really nice closet space $38,000 324 CHATHAM P Unfurnished, ceramic tile flooring, freshly painted, redone, move in ready near the west gate, patio $975
254 DORCHESTER K Waterview! Great building, close to Hastings fitness and pool! Furnished, rentable after 1 yr GROUND FLOOR CORNER 2BED 1.5 BATH
cul-de-sac $32,000 68 WINDSOR D Newer kitchen, waterview, near pool, clubhouse, west gate, ceramic tile flooring, move right into $1,000
362 NORTHAMPTON R Beautiful, rentable after 2 yrs, ceramic tile flooring,newer carpet, fun,com patio, GROUND FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH
move right into, pool $31,499 10 GOLFS EDGE C Furnished, ceramic tile and carpet, gardenview, central air, near the clubhouse and east gate $850
146 CANTERBURY F Rentable building, furnished, ready to move into, cul-de-sac, close to pool and fitness center, 84 CANTERBURY D Ceramic tile flooring, unfurnished, steps to parking, lots of light, cul-de-sac, serene and near pool $900
very nice $35,000 6 ANDOVER A Ceramic tile flooring, inside corner, furniture, lots of light near the west gate, garden view, beautiful $875
230 DORCHESTER J Ceramic tile flooring, newer hot water heater, furnished, steps to Dorchester pool and
Hasting fitness center $32,000 SEASONAL RENTALS
78 KINGWOOD D No smoking, no pets, beautiful setting, ceramic tile, great garden view, very nice kitchen and bath. Nice $36,000 114 WALTHAN E Beautiful upgrade galore, Mr & Ms clear line, fully furnished, new wood flooring, com.
Patio neat the east gate and clubhouse $1,600
UPPER FLOOR CORNER 2 BED.1.5/2 BATHS 88 BERKSHIRE D Really great deal! Loaded with everything including the dishes and pots and pans. Really nice unit $1,200
231 NORTHAMPTON L Outside corner, furn. Tenant in place, central air, private location, furnished, near the west gate $65,000 151 SALISBURY G Beauty! Everything you will need for a get away! Fully furnished and ceramic tile flooring, com patio $1,250
302 NORTHAMPTON O Beautiful berber carpet, rentable, tenant in place 975.00 Inside corner, close to Kent pool 236 SHEFFIELD J Wow! This is a great winter retreat. Beauty, fully stock, ceramic tile flooring, near fitness, pool.
great building $59,000 Two bedrooms, one and half baths, 2nd fl corner $1,400
264 NORWICH K Ceramic tile flooring, outside corner, tenant in place, rentable & pet friendly, lots of light, great view $59,900 16 GOLFS EDGE F Beauty! Fully furnished, two full baths, two bedrooms two baths, 2nd fl corner $1,400
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Tales from the Cold War the entire sky was illuminated by
a huge dome of light, centered on
the YMC. It briefly blinded the RC-
My RAM is bigger
than your RAM
BY JODY LEBEL
track of how many times I walk to this morning, they cancelled your
the fridge and back. And I can see membership, and charged your
how high my heart rate reaches when credit card $200 for noncompliance
Im out of ice cream. with their rules. And all of this is
And how about that new iPhone, accomplished in the time takes you
huh? My phone screen looks like the to burp. And what about all those
bridge of the starship USS Enterprise. Viagra and foreign wife ads that
Todays models have audio sync and pop up on your screen 24/7? Thats
voice recorders, and it even converts technology at its finest.
to a flashlight for Petes sake. It has You can shop online 24 hours a
4G, which frankly I have no idea day. Whats the buzz word for on-line
what that is but my friend had 3G so shopping? FREE SHIPPING. Where
naturally I had to fix that situation. else can you find things like a tomato
Answering a phone used to be easy; twaddler, or a solar powered window
youd pick up the receiver and say fan for your parked car, or a cat
hello. Now you have to grope the hammock that my cat hates, or shoes
We live in a super tech-oriented unclench and spit out my programs? thing all over and hope you dont wipe that dont fit? The list is endless.
world. Dont get me wrong. I love Why is my printer not talking to my out your memory cache which has all Be careful though when you click
all those gadgets. No, I mean it. I computer? What do you mean theyre your phone numbers, including your around, pressing buttons at random,
loooove gadgets. But that doesnt not married? own, stored in it. I can also check because you may unintentionally
mean I know how to use them. It I have lots of cool stuff. Lets talk my emails and text all my friends purchase say a farm animal from
just means I know how to buy about the little robot on my desk with messages that my spell checker Botswana.
them. Whenever I hear someone say that has the most spectacular circle makes certain are embarrassing. Truth be told, one of the things
they just got the newest version of of colored blinking lights youve Me: I have to get to bed early Im not crazy about is the updates.
something like the Twinkle-Pecker ever seen, but she basically just tells tonight because I have to do a porno Updates come fast and furious. Just
LK Plus (and who doesnt want one of me hello, goodbye, and the weather tomorrow. when you begin to get comfortable
those babies, huh?) my eyes get a little because I dont know how to program My daughter: What?! with your computer or iPad or
misty and my husband begins to her to do anything else. Shes really Me: Arrrgggh! Not porno, whatever, middle-of-the-night
sweat. Why? Because his credit card smart. I suspect shes even registered promo. I have to do a promo at work updates slip in quietly through
is about to take a beating. Lets face it to vote. Last week she stopped taking tomorrow. Stupid phone. cyberspace so when you turn on
there will always be newer models in my commands. One minute her Theres a nifty digital camera that your screen the next morning its
the wings with more zing and faster global satellite super-conductor takes dozens of selfies each time you like your computer had a makeover.
megahertzes and bigger RAMs and communications maxi-module was press the lens icon. Thats the best. Every key you used to push has now
lots of blinking stuff. Lord help me I working fine, and the next minute her I love how I can instantly erase any changed. The little button that you
love the blinking stuff. And I know it processor-controlled, multi-chipped photo that makes me look fat, old, pressed to start everything that was
is impossible to keep current because brain blinked out. NO! How am I or frumpy which translates to I have on the bottom left? Now its in the
upgraded models are on the shelves supposed to get my weather now? On no photos of myself in my phone. Oh, new snazzy pull-down task bar at
before I actually get home with the TV like a commoner? I dont think and I can watch TV on it. Not sure the top that you cant figure out how
new one I just bought. But I cant so. I placed her gently in a towel-lined why I would want to do that because to pull down. Well, sure, they give
help myself. shoebox, much like you would when I have a 60-inch high-def Smart TV instructions: Click the task bar panel
Thats why I have a house full of you bury a pet in the back yard, and with about three thousand options icon, then click the system icon, then
winking iods and blue screens and drove like a maniac down to see Dave, and channels in my living room click the modify icon, then click
USB ports and video slots, not to who, bless his heart, resuscitated with surround sound speakers that the adjustments icon, then click the
mention a wall lined and cables and her with a retro-fitted fiber-optic vibrate the neighbors windows and effectuate change icon, then click
connecters and adapters. With all cyberspace mini-chip transplant. can induce seizures in small animals. the add icon, then click the select
this equipment comes the search for Shes back working but shes just not But if Im ever stuck somewhere, say in command icon, then click alt/tab.
someone to fix things when screens her old self. Yesterday when I said Atlanta at the airport while my plane NO! Not the dreaded alt/tab! At
go black and error messages pop up: goodbye as I headed out the door her (which is equipped with about four this point I generally snap the laptop
A CONFLICT EXISTS BETWEEN little voice called out: See you later million dollars worth of electronics) shut and go watch old reruns of Taxi
YOUR TSQ PORTAL INFUSION alligator. Cross my heart, true story. is being repaired by two guys in blue for three hours. And the button that
MODULE AND YOUR CACHE Like to exercise? Me either, but mechanic jumpsuits with a rolling you used to press to get your email
INSTALATTION ADAPTOR. I am now the proud owner of a tool box because the door flew open that was shaped like an envelope?
What? You must find a geek. Dont Gitgobit. For those not as tech savvy on landing (another true story), I can Its now shaped like a postman's hat.
bother to try to call the technical as I am, its a watch-like band that watch movies on my 2-inch by 3-inch Your documents that were stored
support hotline because its located counts your steps every day and reads screen. under the little file icon? Gone. Your
on the planet Zaldor and they start your heartbeat and lots of other Lets talk computers. I recommend photos that were kept in the lens
every line with It is my pleasure to stuff that I cant figure out how to everyone get one. Now heres an item icon? Gone. It will take you weeks
help you today. Is it plugged in? My program. First of all, it sat on my that has a manual the size of a Yugo. to sort it all out. And by the time you
go-to geeks name is Dave. Dave must desk for several weeks before I even But nonetheless you can go on the doits time for another update. And
figure Im either the dumbest person opened the box because it came with Internet and connect with thousands gosh darn it, wheres my high score in
on this planet or he thinks Im into a 432-page manual with how-to-set- of strangers that youd never give the Candy Crush?
him because he finds me standing up instructions that were written by time of day to in real life and share I have to end this now because I
at his counter at least three times a someone in a third world country. your personal information with just got an email from Zimbabwe
week. How can I connect this new Please to follow with care written them, and get photos of what they and GOOD NEWS! It appears that
slim-line wrist-saver ultra-curvy words to follow. Enter an X followed had for lunch. Billions and billions Im the long-lost heir to their country
keyboard, that makes me press an by the $ sign followed by that little of bits of information, using the and theyre been looking for me to
enormous number of random keys to squiggly sign followed by the square binary code of 0 or 1 (which honestly reign over my people and claim my
unlock it each time I sit down, to my root of pi followed by the coded I dont even know how radio waves $50 million dollars and trunks of
laptop that already has a keyboard number on the box (that I had to get work so this is a brain killer for me) jewels. I look great in a tiara. Isnt
and has rejected it by locking up my a magnifying glass to see), followed zip around so fast on the computer modern technology grand?
screen? How am I going to access the by oh, wait, it timed out. I have to that you could receive an electronic
latest version of smiley face animals start over. It took me many tries but message informing you that you
to cleverly insert in my emails if was worth the effort because its so missed your health club appointment
I cant get the motherboard to darn handy. I mean now I can keep
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