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SNOW WHITE

Adapted by Cassandra Casino


Scene One The Magic Mirror answered,"You my Queen, are the
fairest of all."
MAGIC MIRROR Once upon a time in the middle of winter, It got to be really annoying.
when the flakes of snow were falling like feathers from the sky, But then she would be satisfied for the day, for she
a queen sat at a window sewing, and the frame of the window knew that I had spoke the truth, as always.
was made of black ebony. And while she was sewing, she But Snow White was growing up, and grew more and
pricked her finger with the needle, and three drops of blood fell more beautiful, and when she was seven years old she was
upon the snow. And the red looked pretty upon the white snow, already as beautiful as the queen herself. Now as a teenager,
and she thought to herself, would that I had a child as white as she was breathtaking and the Queen worried that Snow Whites
snow, as red as blood, and as black as the wood of the window- beauty had surpassed her own.
frame.
Soon after that she had a little daughter, who was as Scene Two
white as snow, and as red as blood, and her hair was as black as
ebony, and she was therefore called little Snow White. And THE QUEEN Slave in the magic mirror!
when the child was born, the queen died. MAGIC MIRROR Yes?
After a year had passed the king took to himself another THE QUEEN Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the
wife. She was a beautiful woman, but proud and haughty, and fairest one of all?
she could not bear that anyone else could surpass her in beauty. MAGIC MIRROR You my Queen, are beautiful
She had a wonderful Magic Mirror, and when she stood in indeed. But, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle
front of it everyday and looked at herself in it, and said, grace and pure beauty. Finally my Queen, she is more fair than
"Magic Mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest one of all?" thee.

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THE QUEEN What?! Her name! What is her name?! PRINCE CHARMING Hey! Im doing a great job! I
MAGIC MIRROR White as snow, and as red as blood, am a master folder of clothes.
and her hair was as black as ebony SNOW WHITE You are most definitely not. Look at
THE QUEEN Snow White?! how you folded this shirt. (The shirt is pretty much just
bunched up)
Scene Three PRINCE CHARMING That was me getting into the
groove of things.
SNOW WHITE (picks up a dandelion) I wish, for the (After a moment they both laugh)
one I love to see that we are meant to be. For the one I love to SNOW WHITE You have the most amazing smile in
find me today. the world. (Long pause) Wow. Did I really just say that?
PRINCE CHARMING Snow, what are you up to? PRINCE CHARMING Its okay, I know Im beautiful.
SNOW WHITE Oh. Um. Hey. Not much. SNOW WHITE And so modest.
PRINCE CHARMING Well, let me help you with this. PRINCE CHARMING What can I say? Im perfect.
(He begins folding the clothes set out for Snow to fold) SNOW WHITE Hardly.
SNOW WHIE If the Queen sees this, shell kill me. THE QUEEN (aside voice) Snow! Finish with those
PRINCE CHARMING What could she do? Set her clothes. I have more work for you.
mirror on me? (Seeing his joke did not make Snow feel better) PRINCE CHARMING And there is the lovely Queen
Dont worry. Ill protect you from her. herself.
SNOW WHITE I dont know if I want you to if your SNOW WHITE I guess thats your queue to leave?
skills in protecting someone are equal to your skills in folding PRINCE CHARMING Yah. Well, bye Snow.
clothes. SNOW WHITE Goodbye.

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Scene Four (Huntsman appears behind her)
Oh, please, dont cry. Come on. Perk up. Wont you smile for
THE QUEEN Take her far into the forest. Find some me? Thats better.
secluded area where the idiot can pick wildflowers. (Huntsman begins to attack, Snow turns around. They
HUNTSMAN Yes, your Majesty. look at each other for a moment)
THE QUEEN And there, my faithful Huntsman, you HUNTSMAN I cant! I just cant do it!
will kill her! SNOW WHITE Huntsman!
HUNTSMAN But your Majesty, shes just a girl! HUNTSMAN Forgive me Snow. I beg of you to please
MAGIC MIRROR That she is. forgive me.
THE QUEEN Silence! You know the penalty if you SNOW WHITE I dont understand. Why
fail. HUNTSMAN Shes mad! Jealous of you! She will stop
HUNTSMAN Yes, your Majesty. I will not fail. at nothing until you are dead.
THE QUEEN Very good, and to make sure you SNOW WHITE Who?
complete this deed bring back her heart in this. HUNTSMAN The Queen!
HUNTSMAN I will, your Majesty. SNOW WHITE The Queen?
HUNTSMAN Yes, and to assure that I had killed you
Scene Five she wanted your heart in this box. But, I will put a bears heart
into this box to fool her.
SNOW WHITE (Sees a baby bird on the ground) Well, SNOW WHITE That wont work for long. She will
hello there. Whats the matter? Wheres your mama and papa? soon know and you will be in danger.
Why, I believe youre lost.

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HUNTSMAN I know. I cannot hurt you Snow. Please What is this? A bed? In the middle of the living room?
run into the forest! You will be safer there. Never come back. (Reads the name on the bed) Sleepy.
SNOW WHITE But I cant Im a little sleepy myself. I wonder if this Sleepy
HUNTSMAN Now! You must leave now! Go! would mind me just taking a quick little nap. (Gets in the small
bed) Whose bed could this be? Its so small.
Scene Six THE MAGIC MIRROR And Snow slept. As she slept,
the seven men who lived in this cottage came home from their
THE MAGIC MIRROR Now the poor Snow White was day of work.
all alone in the great forest, and so terrified that she looked at HAPPY Heigh ho. Heigh ho. Its home from work we
all the leaves on the trees, and did not know what to do. go. (continues to mumble this to himself)
SNOW WHITE Everythings going to be all right. DOC Our house! The lits lightUh, the lights lit.
THE MAGIC MIRROR Then she began to run, and ran ALL (Except Dopey) Jiminy Crickets.
over sharp stones and through thorns, and the wild beasts ran SLEEPY The door is open.
past her, but did her no harm. She ran as long as her feet BASHFUL Somethings in there.
would go until it was almost evening, then she saw a little HAPPY Maybe a ghost
cottage and went into it to rest herself. SNEEZY Or a goblin. (Sneeze)
SNOW WHITE Everythings going to be all right. It BASHFUL A demon.
has to be. DOC Or a dragon.
(Snow knocks, door opens, she explores the cottage) GRUMPY Mark my words, theres trouble coming.
SNOW WHITE Hello? May I come in? Felt it coming all day. This is gonna be bad.
Wow, it is filthy in here. BASHFUL Gosh.

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SNEEZY Whatll we do? GRUMPY I dont know, but Im gonna get them!
SLEEPY Lets sneak up on it. I want to go to bed. DOC Shh! Not so loud. Youll wake her up.
DOC Yes. Ahem, well, uh, sqeak upsneak up. GRUMPY Ah, let her wake up! She doesnt belong
Come on, henuh, men. Follow me. here anyhow!
(They enter the cottage) BASHFUL Shes moving! (Sneeze)
DOC Careful, men. Search every cook and nannyuh, HAPPY What do we do?
hook and grannyuh, crooked fanuh, search everywhere. DOC Hide!
GRUMPY Shh! Quiet. SNOW WHITE Well, hello there.
(Dopey finds Snow, examines her) HAPPY Hi!
HAPPY What is this Dopey? GRUMPY Who are you and what are you doing here?
DOC Ce, bareful men. SNOW WHITE Oh, sorry, Im Snow White.
GRUMPY Be, careful men. HAPPY Snow White?!
(All about to attack her. Doc pulls off the covers.) BASHFUL The Princess?!
HAPPY What is it? SNOW WHITE Yes.
BASHFUL Its a girl. (Dopey runs up to Snow White and gives her a hug)
DOC Shes beautiful. SNOW WHITE Hi. Whats your name?
SNEEZY Shes amazing. SLEEPY Hes Dopey. He doesnt talk.
SLEEPY Shes in my bed! SNOW WHITE You mean he cant talk?
GRUMPY Shes a female! And all females are poison! SLEEPY We dont know. He never tried.
Theyre full of wicked wiles! DOC Well, my dear Quincessuh, Princess. Were
HAPPY What are wicked wiles? uhwere honored. Yes, were

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GRUMPY Mad as hornets! SNOW WHITE But she doesn't know where I am.
DOC Mad as hornets! No, no, were not! Were bad GRUMPY She knows everything.
as cornetsNo, no, as bad asWhat was I saying? SNOW WHITE She'll never find me here. And if you
GRUMPY Nothing! Just standing there sputtering like let me stay, I'll take care of the house for you. I'll wash, I'll
a doodlebug! cook...
DOC Whose buttering like a spoodledug? Whose uh, DOC Can ya make dapple lumpkinsUh, lumple
uh dapplins
GRUMPY Ah, shut up! Tell her to get out! HAPPY Apple dumplings!
SNOW WHITE Please, dont send me away. If you do, SNOW WHITE Oh, yes, and almost anything else you
shell kill me. would want!
BASHFUL Kill you? ALL (except Grumpy) Hurray! She stays!
HAPPY Who will?
SNEEZY Yes, who? Scene Seven
SNOW WHITE My stepmother, the Queen.
ALL (except Snow) The Queen! THE MAGIC MIRROR Snow kept the house in order
SLEEPY She's wicked. for them. In the mornings they went to the mountains and
SNEEZY She's bad. looked for copper and gold, in the evenings they came back,
HAPPY She's mighty mean. and then their supper had to be ready. The girl was alone all
GRUMPY She's an old witch! I'm warnin' you all! If day, so the dwarfs warned her and said, "Beware of your step-
the Queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her mother, she will soon know that you are here, be sure to let no
vengeance on us! one come in." But the queen, believing that she Snow White

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was dead, could not but think that she was again the first and THE QUEEN Dead! You must love me because she is
most beautiful of all. To test this she went after the one man finally dead!
loved and adored by all. THE MAGIC MIRROR No. She is not.
THE QUEEN and PRINCE CHARMING What?!
Scene Seven THE MAGIC MIRROR Ask it again.
THE QUEEN Magic mirror on the wall, who now is the
THE QUEEN Magic Mirror on the wall, whose the fairest one of all?
fairest on of all? THE MAGIC MIRROR Over the seven jeweled hills,
THE MAGIC MIRROR Over the seven beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the Seven Dwarfs,
THE QUEEN The Prince! He is here! I can finally dwells Snow White, fairest one of all.
show him why I am the fairest on of all. THE QUEEN Snow White lies dead in the forest. The
PRINCE CHARMING Hello, your Majesty. Huntsman has brought me proof. Behold, her heart.
THE QUEEN Hello, Prince from the neighborhood THE MAGIC MIRROR Snow White still lives, the
town. What brings you to my humble abode? fairest in the land. It is the heart of a bear you hold in your
PRINCE CHARMING I needed to ask you something. hand.
THE QUEEN Yes, I know I am beautiful and yes, you THE QUEEN The heart of a bear! I have been fooled!
may marry me. Ill go myself to the dwarfs cottage, in a disguise so complete
PRINCE CHARMING What? no one will ever suspect. I will do what no one else will. I will
THE QUEEN Is that not why you are here? kill her once and for all.
PRINCE CHARMING No. I want to know where PRINCE CHARMING No!
Snow White is. THE QUEEN Shut up you imbecile. Snow White with

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the Seven Dwarfs beware, I will soon be the fairest in the land! SNOW WHITE Oh Grumpy. One day you will
understand what love is. One day you will feel its magic.
Scene Eight
THE QUEEN Sleeping Death. One taste of the
ALL DWARFS Tell us a story! Poisoned Apple and the victim's eyes will close forever in the
SLEEPY A true story. Sleeping Death. When she breaks the tender peel to taste the
HAPPY A love story. apple in my hand, her breath will still, her blood congeal. Then
SNOW WHITE Well, once there was a princess. Ill be fairest in the land!
DOC Was the princess you? But wait! There may be an antidote. Nothing must be
SNOW WHITE And she fell in love. overlooked. Ah! Here it is! The Victim of the Sleeping
BASHFUL Was it hard to do? Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss."
SNOW WHITE I didnt even notice it was happening. "Love's First Kiss"
SNEEZY Thats beautiful. (Sneeze) No fear of that!
SNOW WHITE He is, well, he is the only one for me. I The dwarfs will think she's dead. She'll be buried alive!
cant get him off my mind.
DOC Well, then he is probably supposed to be there. Scene Nine
SNOW WHITE Someday my Prince will come and we
will meet again. Someday my dreams will come true and I will DOC Now, don't forget, my dear. Th-The old Queen's
live happily ever after. I hope. a sly one. Full of witchcraft. So beware of strangers.
GRUMPY Love can sometimes be magic. But magic SNOW WHITE Don't worry. I'll be all right. See you
is just an illusion. tonight.

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BASHFUL Be awful careful, 'cuse if anything would THE WITCH Well, would you like an apple young
happen to you lady. They are fresh and ripe and perfect for pies.
SNOW WHITE Goodbye. (Kiss on cheek) SNOW WHITE Oh, they look delicious.
BASHFUL Oh, gosh. THE WITCH But wait until you taste one, dearie. Try
GRUMPY Disgusting. one.
(Kisses all Dwarfs on cheek Dopey comes back for SNOW WHITE I really shouldnt thank you though.
seconds, and thirds, and fourths) THE WITCH Since you look like a pure hear I will
SNOW WHITE Goodbye! Goodbye! share a secret with you. This is no ordinary apple. Its a magic
GRUMPY Now, I'm warning you. Don't let wishing apple.
nobody or nothing in the house. SNOW WHITE A wishing apple? That isnt possible.
SNOW WHITE Why, Grumpy, you do care. Goodbye (Dopey sees this happening from afar runs to tell the others)
Grumpy. THE WITCH One bite and all your dreams will come
THE QUEEN The little men will be away and shell be true.
alone with a harmless old peddler woman. SNOW WHITE I dont know.
THE WITCH Maybe there is someone you love? You
Scene Ten do not know if he loves you. With one bite and one wish he
will love you forever.
THE WITCH (QUEEN) All alone, my pet? SNOW WHITE Well, maybe just one bite. I wish that
SNOW WHITE WhyWhy, yes, I am, but my Prince will come. (Takes a bite)
THE WITCH The little men are not here? THE WITCH White as snow, and as red as blood, and
SNOW WHITE No, theyre not, but her hair was as black as ebony, finally dead.

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(All the other dwarfs arrive) PRINCE CHARMING Hello.
DOC What is it Dopey? ALL DWARFS Hello Prince.
(Dopey pointing to inside the house) PRINCE CHARMING I know how to bring her back.
GRUMPY Its the Queen! Shes getting away! HAPPY What?!
THE QUEEN Now I am fairest in the land! PRINCE CHARMING True loves first kiss. Thats
HAPPY Snow! We have to see Snow White! the antidote.
(All run into the house. All shocked.) GRUMPY That will never work. Let her rest in peace.
GRUMPY Snow. I love you. We all do. SLEEPY Try it!
BASHFUL Ill do it.
Scene Eleven GRUMPY Shut up Bashful.
DOC Well, Prince, do you love her?
(Snow in clear coffin observed by all the Dwarfs) PRINCE CHARMING With all of my heart. Yes, I
THE MAGIC MIRROR Snow White was so beautiful, love her.
even in death; that the dwarfs could not find it in their hearts to DOC Then kiss her.
bury her. They fashioned a coffin of glass and gold and kept (Prince Charming kisses Snow White. She comes back to life.)
eternal vigil at her side. And now she lay a long, long time in SNEEZY Its a miracle!
the coffin, and she did not change, but looked as if she were GRUMPY Its impossible!
asleep, for she was as white as snow, as red as blood, and her PRINCE CHARMING I love you Snow.
hair was as black as ebony. The Prince, who had searched far SNOW WHITE I love you too.
and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.

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Scene Twelve even just a moment. Then our story ends and another princess
will live happily ever after.
THE MAGIC MIRROR And Snow White went with him, and
their wedding was held with great show and splendor. But
Snow White's wicked step-mother was also bidden to the feast.
One day, she went before the magic mirror, and said,
THE QUEEN Magic miror, on the wall, whose the
fairest one of all?
THE MAGIC MIRROR Oh, queen, of all here the
fairest art thou, but the young queen is fairer by far as I know.
Snow White is still alive and well, and none is so fair as she.
THE QUEEN AHHHHH!!!!!
THE MAGIC MIRROR Then the wicked woman
uttered a curse, and was so wretched, so utterly wretched that
she knew not what to do, she stood still with rage and fear and
killed herself by biting into a poisoned apple.
The Prince and Snow White lived together, visiting the
seven dwarfs any time they could. Both the Prince and Snow
found out that love is everything its cracked up to be. It really
is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
Even sometimes, it is worth believing in the magic of love, for

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