Spoof text

Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown.
I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him
one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to
know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very
inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light
regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the
policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"

"Its Time to Go to School!"

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to
school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
Bad Dream
Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up. She was scared
and cried.
Her husband tried to make her comfortable and asked why she cried. Then she replied: I had
a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you. Hearing his wife
answer, the husband said: It is ok honey, it was just a dream.
Immediately the wife responded loudly: That is why Im crying.