u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt

or i swer ill hook u right in the gabber m8

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a
week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache
helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me
You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian

I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges
into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.

You think THIS is gunna be the new fedora meme or something?

Let me tell you something about memes, kid. I've probably been meming since before
you could read. I've seen memes so epic, sophisticated, and complex they would
probably make your head explode. I've started and helped the spread of over 28
memes (yes I did keep track) over the years, so it's safe to say I know a thing or
to.

If you want to have a meme off, try me. But let me tell you one thing: You're way
out of your league, buck-o.

Let me just tell you now before this thread gets too out of hand,
Opportunistic idiots will soon be spamming this thread in order to see your tits.
Nice guys like me will not do that though. I will simply give you a warning.
Dont post in /fit/ anymore. It isnt safe for girls because of the high levels of
misogyny here.
Only post if you can keep your gender hidden, otherwise youll get bombarded by
pathetic children.
Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy this site and maybe send a reply to me if you like.

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

_______________ is known to be THE most hung guy in the _____________ industry,
possibly one of the biggest in the world. his dik has been described as "like an
evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty
mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of
girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her vajayjay.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just
so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with _____ barely able
to force it past the knob, and her moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it
in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length,
being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been
powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on steves throbbing monstrosity,
her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

I'm an Alpha male. Ill have you know my name is Mike, and I woke up this morning
5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches
(Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth
while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to
squirt
 hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That
girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have
the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for
reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how
her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to
her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will
curl
up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let
you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who
laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and
coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once
you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

#SWAG #HASHTAG U KANT TUCH MAH SWAG BCUS U KANT HANDL DA HEAT!! FUK YEH BICHES
#YOLO #MAHNIGGA #BELEIBER I LUV MAH HME DAWGZ
#SWAG-KINGS I FUK BICHES BCUS I HAV A BIG DIK #KANT TUCH MY SWAG!! IF I HAD $1 4
EVRY TIM I SWAG, ID B A 2 BILLIN AIR BCUS I
ALRDY HAV 1 BILLIN BCUS IM A RICH NIGGA!!! I DONT HAVE A HOUS, I HAVE SWAG!! THTS
AL I NEED. ROBERZ B LIK 'WOW TO MHUCH SWAG,
BETR LEAF HIM ALON BCUS HIS SWAG MITE BLIND ME!!' IM SO AWESOM, I CAN FUKK
BICHES!!!

Been feeling a lot more confident since liftan

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Place ice on your tummy for 15 minutes a day after doing 30 crunches, you'll notice
spot reduction in about a week

Thank you /fit/

Listen little baby,

You're gonna get a lot of degrading and hurtful comments in this thread, but that
ain't what I about.

Let me just say you are perfect the way you are you hear me sugar? PERFECT don't
ever change, you deserve everything and anything you want.

stay safe for me baby girl

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I can just imagine a 135 lbs, 18 y/o, 6'4 lanket crying to Enya as he prepares to
squat 40 lbs.

>Are you ready Anon?

>Yes.
>Ok, i'm here to spot you bro
>"This is it. Get under that motherfucking bar, squat it like nobody's business
rippletits style. You are ready, you can do it.
>Any time now anon, go ahead
> "Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but
eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit,
however, it lasts forever."
>CMON anon, squat it now.
>*Tears roll down anon's cheek as he remembers all the times his father yelled at
him before he left
>Gets under the bar and squats
>Slips and falls, the barbell crushing his neck
>Anon is kill
>No.

I saw ( ) at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it
was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and
bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and
going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked
off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw ( ) trying to
walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of AA batteries in his hands without
paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir,
you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be
really tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them
to the counter.

When she took one of the batteries and started scanning it multiple times, he
stopped her and told her to scan them each individually
to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me.
I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each battery
and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by
yawning really loudly.

I'd watch your cheeky mouth m8 before i pull your mum with my accent, marry her and
become your new daddy and ground
you then make sweet love to your boy pussy at night when your mums asleep

this looks shopped i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few
shoops in my time
Step away peasant, for I solve conflicts not with primal violence, but with class
and manners. If you allow, I would take on a debate with anyone here,
and defeat them with words, and intelligence.

My name is Anonymous. I am a survivor living on the internet. I am broadcasting on

all /b/ frequencies. I will be at the page 0 everyday at mid-day,
when the GMT timezone reads 12:00. If you are out there... if anyone is out
there... I can provide images, I can provide conversation, I can provide
companionship.
If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.

Fuck you. Why would you even bother posting that? Do you think its clever or funny?
Fucking kill yourself you stupid piece of shit.
I fucking hate that people like you shit post on this fucking board. Do you even
lift, you fucking faggot?

Kid I was here years before you were even a glint in your drunken father's eye.
You're nothing but one of these new wannabe hardcores who read about
how evil 4chan was in some article about the fappening, then came here and
desperately tried your best to fit in by being as antagonistic as possible.
Unfortunately, you're not fooling anyone, little boy. We all see right through your
act.

that feel after you fap to cp. Its a feel like none other. Its like your floating
on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40 year old women with fake
tits makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9 year old girl attempt to
please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum squirt out with such pure
intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the way your dick feel, OH
GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You moralfags need to at least
try to fap to some cp at least once before you die. Because there is no other feel
like it.

Shut the fuck up FAGGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you
from behind* Are! *teleports in
front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming
spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with
flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE
FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam
attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

Ho ho! Struck a nerve, did I? You know what they say, the closer to your target
you've hit, the more flack you receive.
Admit it, you know I'm right about you sad twats giving some camwhore attention
because none of you have the balls to talk to anyone half-way attractive IRL.

JUST LITERALLY
PEED

EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDD

U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I
WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO
MAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDXXXXXDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXDDDDD DDDDD LOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT
XDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U
FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I
WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO
MAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A
SHIT hgXDDDDDDXDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDXXXXXDDDDD OMGOSH

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

FRUSTRATED BRO?

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDXXXXXDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXDDDDD DDDDD LOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT
XDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD U FRUSTRATED U
FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS
HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAD

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDXXXXXDDDDD OMGOSH

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

whatr the HELL

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh

THIS IS A SHIT

XDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDD

A BIG ONE

XDDDDDDDD

A GRAT ONE

XXXXXDDDD

KEK!!
big guy FOR YOU
PEED LOL XDXDXDXDXD

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT
OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST
PROSTITUTE.
GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA
SHIT UP YOUR ASS.
STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP
YOUR ASS.
I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL
SHIT.
YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG
OF SHIT
FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I
WILL PISS IN A POT.
I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE
SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED
PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM
JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT
IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT
375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN,
FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S
WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING
WITH ME. COCKMUFFIN

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he
just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your
computer screen which is the only source of light in your room,giggling like a
like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the
captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you
just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture.
The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as
you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok,
your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to
mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's
probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all
goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on
4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she
thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand,
and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to
sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could
just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU
FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are.
A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the
same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

It would start out painful, but we both got into rhythm and your cock stretched my
asshole it would become pure bliss.
As I grind back on your cock you reach around and start tugging mine, as we both
get closer and closer the climax I feel
your balls tighten and no longer slap against my backside as they prepare to
release your hot, sticky load deep within me.
We come on the same stroke, like clockwork and fall asleep whispering sweet
nothings to one another, thankful that we could be this happy and content.

Blimey! Are you telling me that chaps still engage in bouts of fisticups in this
day and age?

You sports need to spruce up your social knickers.

Gr8 b8, m8. No h8, I rel8, str8 appreci8; and congratul8. I'd r8 this b8 8/8, plz
no h8

ur mum engaged my dick m8

Gr8 argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

Shut the fuck up u white ass racist shit fuck bitch ho motherfucker dick fuck
asshole vagina queef

ur n ignoramus u suck my knob all day m8 u like when little boys jizz on ur face u
take dick in ur ass as well autist

Lifting so much weight causes muscles to loosen over time and become longer, when
they are lifting they all contract and he won't look fat anymore.

I am a self proclaimed bonafide genius. I was self aware at a young age. I have
always been intellectually superior to my peers,
I consider it a blessing. Though I observe intellectually inferior people going
through their lives and finding genuine pleasure
from the most mundane simple things such as a sports game, and at times I wish I
too could enjoy in their marvel over simplicity.
The things that interest me such as astronomy,evolution,philosophy,culture,ect your
average American seems to be incapable or uninterested
in conversating on any kind of level.

> be marine
> get told your deploying to shoal water bay north queensland Australia for a
training ex
> awwwwyiiiiisss.jpeg
> mid ex platoon gets a break in the rear esh (dat feel when you take off your
plate carrier after humping it around for days on end)
> need to take shit wut do
> find convinent port-a-loo
> all my training has been for this moment
> no smoking sign
> lol fuck dat shit im a us marine mother fucker hoorah semper fi
> place my sore tired leathered ass cheeks on soft worn in toilet seat
> dis gon b gud
> feel that fat dense rat pack shit spread my asshole slowly open and slide out my
body into the deep dark abyss beneath me
> feel 37.91 pounds lighter colon is empty
> lean back on the toilet head satisfied with my own bodily functions
> its time
> reach into my pocket and pull out my globe and anchor lighter and my malbouro
reds
> place precious delicate smooth dry cigarette in my mouth can't wait until that
sweet sweet dopamine spike only a cigarette can give
> fuck dip
> ignite lighter
> toilet block explodes
>generations of infantryman shit and amonia makes for a highly flammable cocktail
> die
> amurican hero.

>get up early as always and go to the gym

>rarely anyone there but me that early
>not a lot of equipment, kind shitty but enough for me to do my compounds
>today theres another guy in there
>hes pretty fucking swole
>pretty swole myself but im mirin him
>accidentally catch his eye, not homo
>he looks away while i do
>awkward, whatever
>do my lifts
>catch his eye again, catch him mirin me
>im mirin
>he mirin
>i have to go to make it to work
>go upstairs and make protein shake
>homegym masterrace, apparently my wife got a mirror down there and didn't tell me

You look truly fucking hideous and super beta. No shirt, who the fuck do you think
you are? Matthew McConaughey? No, no you're not,
you're some cheese dicked faggot who should, by law, be required to wear a shirt
at all times to cover up your fucking albinism.
Don't get me started on just the layout of your face, it's simply painful. Your
teeth look like you chew on bolts,
englishfaggot/10, brush your snags you fucking mongoloid. Get your tongue in your
mouth you fucking homo, every picture
my sister used to take had her fucking tongue sticking out... when she was 12 you
immature sack of shit. And that fucking
hair, Jesus fuck. It goes nicely with your bulbous fucking nose at least, that
dominates a solid 20% of the surface
area of your busted ass muss, that's simply absurd, you're ugly as fuck kid, and
some things you just can't grown out of. Stay beta.

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Hi!
Few things to start off with =)
1. Yes I'm, replying to you because you're a female /b/tard ('tis an awesome thing
to see).
2.I'm Brian
3.Dont be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the
one in the kitchen xD
>be a nigger
>hanging round jungle fucking bitches eating fruit, so lazy I don't even bother to
build a hut
>Occasionally lions bite my nigger ass but don't like the taste so generally leave
me alone
>One day other niggers from the Kongo roll up and make us all slaves and shit
>after doing shit work in hellhole get sold to honkeys
>boat trip to new world
>hear stories about how much central/south america suck, massas don't fuck around
there
>luck out get send to US (less than %5 chance yo)
>set up with clothes, food, place to live, they even bring me bitches to impregnate
without having to take care of no kids Igotthisshithookedup.jpg
>stuck doing farm work though like some common farm mutherfucker who grows food for
a living
>laugh at Irish mutherfuckers who work their ass off and still get treated as
shitty as slaveniggas
>dumbass nigga Freddy Douglas gets all uppity and starts grifting white northerners
>Tubman bitch starts locomotion up to canada cuz she heard fried chicken in canada
be free and no niggas work
>stupid white folks kill each other over nigga shit (and the economy)
>emancipation fucklamation yo, my spot is blown up
>lazy ass niggas use new found freedom to not do shit, putter around for 100 years
>then this nigga Marty gets pissed he can't fuck white bitches and starts some shit
>meanwhile smart niggas hook'n up this welfare game
>some brainy nigga figures out whites feel guilty bout slavery and blame our shit
on them ftw.gif
>make up bullshit why we don't work some dumb nigga makes up some "Affirmative
Action" shit act'n like niggas gonna go get jobs now
>Barry get president gig, high yellow mutherfucker burn'n the spot
>non-niggers catching on to our bullshit, everytime someone mention crime and
welfare I point to youtube comment that says "nigger" and go
into "I haz a dreem" then demand free soda at Micky D's

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying
to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the
other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart
of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious,
I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked
2014 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in
loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym
in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently
changed from sweat to wet pussy. Thats just the effect I have on hoes. Did my
usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench
bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes,
my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling
pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i
say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella.
18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch,
the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more
than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was
convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the
hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing
fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a
point, I still came but only compressed air came out,
imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back
in the Lambo and went back home. Now Im sitting here,
drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from
earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than
you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see
how tough you really are!
*jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face
open* Not so tough now, huh?????
*grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my
katanas above my head*
YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my
swords* Heh.... easy.....

Why are you calling me a faggot now? Seriously do you know me? I just asked a
question and wanted an answer. Just because I am homosexual
you dont have the right to call me a faggot. I am like every other guy is, I lift.
But I dont lift for girls, I lift because I want to be
able to take my shirt off at gay clubs an attract other hot men. Seriously fuck
you.

F. U. C. K. Y. O. U

I fuking hate you man, If I could find you

I would fucking destroy you. I would rape
you so you know how it feels to be a faggot, I didnt chose this path. I am from an
iranian family and they wanted to kill me,
after I told them about my sexuality. MY OWN FATHER BROKE MY JAW. I flee from
country, to live in beautiful america. Go life
the american dream and NOT to be called a faggot by a faggot on an anonymous
imageboard. Fuck you!

Next time thing more before you use words like faggot. You dont know me. You dont
know my story. My life.

Hmm interesting choice of last words. No matter. Soon you will be the one with no
life.
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your
head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall*
i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned
kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you
stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh,
they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch
your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic
*snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor
starts
 shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!"
heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through
my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to
get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!"

I want to thank you for your very ignorant response to my question. I usually don't
lower myself to the same level of hateful ignorance as people such as your caliper,

but I felt you deserve and/or wanted recognition for your comment... why else would
you post something so malicious on a social networking site where anyone can read
it?
I am truly baffled how you, a person who has never even had a short conversation
with me, let alone met me face to face, can conclude such a radical opinion about a

complete stranger.
If you did know me, you would know that I'm a stay at home mom, with two young
nephews and an infant of my own to look after. Not to mention, help four adults
through
their day. That equals out to seven people I cook for, clean up after, and all
around take care of a day. At the time I wrote that message, I was helping two
children
do their homework while simultaneously preparing a full meal for six. Granted, had
I taken a few moments longer to read it, I would have known the answer to my
seemingly
'dumb' question. But as you can see, unlike some people, I have a life other than
4chan and many responsibilities; therefore, I really don't have time to read every
detail.
Since I'm a 'dumb bitch' because of my comment, I'm going to assume because of your
comment, that you're a pampas ass who wouldn' know a really man even if he hit you
on
the back. I'm assuming this because no real man would ever call a random woman a
'dumb bitch' unprovoked.
I often forget how horrible, insensible, rude, and all around hateful one person
can be to another. You have brought me back to the harsh reality of life and
inadvertently
humbled me. So thank you. Despite how mean and ignorant you have been, you have
done me a favor.
Please don't reply to this, I wish you say nothing more on the subject.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and
Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying
that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting
my secret network of spies across the USA and
your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The
storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can
kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats
just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United
States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass
off the face of the continent, you little shit.
 If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment
was about to bring down upon you, maybe you
would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre
paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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d34d, k1dd0.?

Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de m , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te
sepas yo entren en el gimnasio del seor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de
50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de Mxico y un doctorado en
ingenieria nuclear , sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita
hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para t , y no slo eso
tambin soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal
de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito ms y no hubieras
abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendras que rezar por tu vida.

En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu direccin IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te

vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa
para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben
hacer muy bien su trabajo y estn dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta
cella ms pequea e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien
mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrs , vete despidiendo de tu miserable
vida cabrn, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno ,
ests bien pinche muerto nene, ests bien pinche muerto.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Zyzz, you little bitch? Ill have you
know he graduated top of his class in his Aesthetics crew,
and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas, and he has over 300
confirmed mires. He is trained in creatine warfare and he's
the most aesthetic in the entire festival. You are nothing to him but just another
hater. He will make you mire with precision the likes
of which has never been seen before on this gym, mark my fucking words. You think
you can get away with saying that shit to him over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of
natty bodybuilders across the world and your IP is being
traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes
out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. Youre
fucking jelly, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you jelly in over
seven hundred wheys, and thats just with his biceps.
Not only he's extensively shredded, but he has access to the entire arsenal of
roids of Chestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to
make you mad and jelly, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little clever comment was about to bring
down upon your gains, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
His aesthetic shit will drown you in it. You mad, brah ?

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Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life.
This lifting_watch asshole on here,
commenting on my form telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my
nattiness just to, quote, "Roll around in
bitches and meddling in cheap and petty no-homo fetishes." Who the fuck do you
think you are saying this shit, i swear to the
fuckin heaves above if i knew where you were, i would come over and deadlift that
sweet ass and pour oatz down your damn throat.
I have enough crap coming from no tfwnogf and grandmother about the way im living
my life, so i dont need to hear it from some DYEL
like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my lifts
and my protein intake. You screw with either
one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off t-rex on your ass. Just
becuase im a manlet doesn't mean that i dont have
a lanklet side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin
sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since
we're lifting manlets that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us
fight back. Most, if not all of us homos
get pissed off if an outsider tries to lift with us. You may not like the fact that
we lift LMAO2PLAET, but you will fucking
respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just
happens to be touching our ass to the grass,
checking out those sweet glutes in the locker room, and acting like we're not
tfwnogf. We aint hurtin no one by doing this,
but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder
bullshit. As far os the Zyzz stuff goes, so what,
i wanna be a sick cunt and god of aesthetics, big deal. Keep your fucking comments
to yourself if all they're gonna do is
piss on whoever your sending it to. Use proper furm you stupid pricks...oh wait,
you don't lift!

>btw guys i'm a grillllly

>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.

We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your
boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly
don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this
post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because

you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her
facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-"
SHUT THE

FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post
pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for
all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you

beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what:
you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else.
Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your
opinions

worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.

Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand
your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time.
Think again, cunt. Girls
You are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but

talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song
you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT.
Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any

interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume

and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget
that.

uhm, who gives a shit about how many kills you have or what type of training you
have? i'm pretty sure chris kylde was the best sniper in the navy seals
(with not even 300, no seal has 300 btw). fyi it isn't fucking spelled gorilla
warfare you stupid piece of shit. anyways let's get on to the next point,
you have a secret network of spies? yeah congrats, but i'm using a vpn right now
so your entire network is fucking useless. you can't even ddos me, let
alone "wipe me off the face of this earth." btw name those 700 ways you can kill
me with your bare hands so i can report it to the fucking fbi and
get your ass dishonorably discharged. and no, you dont have access to the entire
arsenal of the usmc. those weapons are only used for combat as well
as the vehicles etc etc. i never made a "clever" comment in order to invoke this
type of fucking response. are you being serious right now? i'm really
not afraid of you and honestly if you were serious i would fight you (knowing that
you wouldn't bring a gun o something). all in all, go fuck yourself.
you are a lying sack of shit and if you are in the navy seals. you are a disgrace
because there is a reason they call seals "silent assassins."

I dont give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there
to bring your fucking life to a hellish end.
I dont give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you
can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself.
Ill fucking show up at your house when you arent home. Ill turn all the lights
on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge
door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas.
Youre going to start stressing the fuck out, your
blood pressure will triple, and youll have a fucking heart attack. Youll go to
the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing
youll see when youre being put under in the operating room is me hovering above
you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after
being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go
off. Youll recover fully from your heart surgery.
And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home Ill run you over
with my fucking car out of no where and kill you.
I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of
a life, but how Id rather go to a great fucking
length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing
fucking hell. Its too late to save yourself, but dont bother
committing suicide either Ill fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself
you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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no pictures or anything for the thread, so I'm gonna bump with a little story
that's not TOO beta, but its still decent,
just happened to me today
>taking a tech class
>we have to register to use a program on this website
>im sitting at a computer that is facing the entire classroom, its so the teacher
can just sit in the middle of the room
and see what everyone is up to on their computers and make sure no one is fucking
up/ fucking around
>talking to cute girl next to me, she's been hitting on me for a couple of weeks
now and making it obvious she wants me to ask her out
>today is finally the day i will ask her out
>as im thinking of where i should ask her to go for our first date, im registering
for this website
>fill out some information, a captcha pops up
>nigger it out of habit
>she sees me do this
> she asks me "how did that work?"
"this is the one time niggers are gauranteed to work"

she stopped talking to me and ran away from me after the class. it's kinda why im
here actually and not on a date.

chilling @coffee shop with cute gf

>huge roid monkey appears
>dressed like a retard, wearing a huge backpack and sweating like a pig
>the stench coming out of him is unbearable
>loudly asks for a coffee
>fucking starts to do push ups while waiting
>people start getting the fuck out of the coffee shop, gf wants to leave too
>his coffee arrives
>roid monkey opens his backpack
>oh boy here we go
>he takes out a fucking bucket of whey out of it
>puts 4 scoops on his coffee
>lol my ass off
>get the fuck out of there with gf
>girls mirin my ottermode body like crazy
>fuck my gf in the ass at home

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot.
The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten
about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get
on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself
look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you
learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not
give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

say that 2 my face no on the internet u fuckin schupid pony gay boy
i bet you like having sex with ponys you fuckin stupid queer ill call my hommys
on u i swear 2 fucken christ i have 2 times as meny gfs as u have u fucken retarded
pony gay quer fucker im 2 meater tall with big musles u fuckon idiot ill
wreck u any day of the week ur mom suckd my cock m8 fucken queer like urself
muerder
ur whole fuckin family u fucken nutter queef

>show my girlfriend a picture of jeff

>suddenly her nose starts sniffing
>she takes a deep breath
>"....coo...eady...."
>"U-Uh what?"
>"e....okies....re....ady..."
>"Sorry babe I can't under stand what you're saying but...."
>"LE COOKIES ARE READY"
>I look at my gf
>she has a skateboard in her hands
>she goes to the wall and begins doing skateboard squats while repeating over and
over "le cookies are ready"
>"A-Are you okay babe?"
>suddenly her skin starts melting
>"WHOAH ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?"
>her body begins enlarging
>SHE TURNS INTO SCOOBY
>"LE COOKIES ARE READY"
>I look at the mirror
>I am Jeff
>RICH PIANO DRIVES THROUGH THE WALL AND SAYS "MUTANT MASS GUYS 'CMON"
LE COOKIES ARE READY

Let me give you some advice. I want to preface this with the fact that I have never
had sex. However, I am a devote fan of Japanese Adult Videos.
I have stumbled upon this genre in the past three months and now have a folder
filled with JAV releases that occupies 2.3gb and counting.
These porns cover a wide range of females (stepmoms, sisters, nurses, schoolgirls,
etc) and narratives that allow me to effectively learn
the social intricacies of interacting and making love to a woman. One of the most
important things I have learned is that you MUST give a woman
fellatio in order to please her. Foreplay is extremely important when you are
having sex. Passion is one of the most arousing things for a girl.
When I find my ideal girl (a rich landlord that performs yoga wearing one-piece
tights in the apartment gym), I will do everything in my
ability to please her so she will fall in TRUE love with me. Here is what I plan to
do: First, I will kiss her and consciously breathe heavily
while our noses are grazing each other's. This will help to daze her. After a good
5 minutes of straight tongue kissing, the passion will
exponentially grow I'll slowly undress her and throw her down on the bed.
Sometimes, women enjoy receiving aggression. This is where fellatio begins.
I begin licking her pussy with my tongue vigorously. I'll take a pointer from my
buddy Ip Man here: Horizontal. Vertical. Tongue pathing is very important.
Also, try to rub her clit simultaneously. Once she cums, be sure to lick much of
the fluid up and continue licking her pussy. Once she reinvigorates,
go back to kissing her, while fluid swapping your solution of saliva and pussyjuice
multiple times. The taboo will turn her on further.
If you are lucky, she will reciprocate the same process. After that, penetration is
smooth sailing from there and she will come back lusting.
Her pussy lips will clench and tighten around my dick because I'm pleasuring her so
well that she's craving my carnage.
Guys stop these. You just don't know what you're talking about.

Just because you are overweight and unhealthy does not mean that everyone who is
overweight is unhealthy,
it also does not mean that every overweight person is overweight because of
unhealthy habits.

Fat acceptance is so much more than youre pretty too, because while it is made
to uplift fat bodies its
also about fighting fat oppression like discrimination in employment (including
lower wages), barriers in education,
and lower quality of care from health professionals. Or being denied a job
promotion or fired from a job because of ones
weight; or being denied a scholarship, a bank loan or prevented from renting or
buying a home because of ones weight..

If you have a problem with your body, that is your problem. If you dont need fat
acceptance, thats great! But many people do, and theres nothing wrong with that.

So much thin privilege in this thread

dear /fit/, femanon here

5'2, 113 lbs, tan, athletic, HOT, etcetc (you probably don't believe i'm a 9)...i
squat 135 for 12 deep, play volleyball and swim

advice for you /fit/ guys....being muscular won't get you any more women then being
skinny

i've fucked 7 guys (i'm 20) and 2 were ripped athletes, the others were skinny boy
types and mostly dyel by /fit/ standards.

honestly, when deciding to fuck them...muscles weren't a consideration. at all.

keep that in mind. they were just suave.

Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist

>regular at the gym been going there for years.

>respected and valued member, going in for a day of squats
>make my way to my usual rack, everyone knows it my rack and doesnt use it on my
squat days.
>just finished getting myself hyped when I see someone using my rack
>clearly a clueless NYR, can even squat 2.5 pl8 yet.
>tap him on the shoulder and ask him how much longer he has left.
>looks at me confused and says there are 3 other racks free.
>shake my head and hold up my hand
>"5 minutes, you have 5 minutes left and if you are still here when i get back Im
throwing a 45lb plate at your head"
>throw my bag in the rack and leave to warm up
>come back 4 mins later and he has left the gym

God i cant wait until these parasites leave for the year
>be me
>be grill
>summer 2 years ago
>friends coming over for BBQ time at my place
>this kinda husky kinda strong guy coming over
>hanging out around me kinda keeping everyone away
>kinda rusty just got out of longer relationship, but he is sweet and talkative,
gets me kinda hot when he takes shirt off
>talks to me and gives me dat sweet attention i've been craving
>compliment looks, doesnt mind i still got some small handles
>people are moving to the table, im alone with him
>suddenly pulls out bag full of marinated steak
>starts smearing sauce over me
>wtf.jpeg
>smacks me in the face with a Tbonesteak
>pulls out huge frankfurter
>slaps on my forehead face
>wtfisthis.gif
>mfw im literally a grill

You look like the type of fuckboy I'd wanna manhandle roughly. I'd pin you down the
floor, with my big muscular arms pinning your
twink feminine arms, gently play with your ass with my huge hard cock, and slowly
push it inside of you. The face you'll make while
I rip open your rectum will make daddy's cock real fucking hard.
As soon as you start to pull away, I'll grab you by your thin tone shoulders and
pull you even deeper into my thick,
old, solid dick. The more you resist, the more it will get me excited. As soon as I
see your tiny little hole bleed from
the pounding stretching my meat pole has done, that's when I decide to pull out and
feed you my thick warm man load until you swallow every last drop.

>stinking hot so wearing a singlet.

>just finished gym and had a shower
>walking to my car I pass an ice cream shop,
>9/10 is outside handing out samples
>'would you care to try....' her eyes look me up and down.
>'wow' she muttered as she reached out and touched my arm as if to check it was
real
>so I grabbed her on the crotch, and lifted her into the air, the dead lift
calluses on my hands
wore a hole through her pants like sand paper
>I unwrapped the first few feet of my cock from around my waist and dropped her
cunt first onto it
>she instantly had multiple orgasms
>I banged her for 6x4 reps then blew my loaf
> two more onlooking 9/10 qt's then dropped to there knees and started spooning my
spilt seed inside
of them hopelessly attempting to be fertilized and carry my god like baby
>I turned 360?, jumped on my skateboard and squatted away.

feels good bro.

Hello, welcome to /fit/, 4chan's fitness board!
You seem to have posted a thread completely unrelated to human well-being in any
way, shape, or form.
Based on the nature of your post, it would seem that you have us confused for
>>/r9k/, where it is common to discuss the nature of human relationships, and,
other such personal matters- but, fret naught: Now that this error has been
brought to your attention, kindly delete this thread, and, repost in the
appropriate
board, if you please!
That is all, and, I hope you enjoy your stay on 4chan!
Thank You, and have a pleasant day!

When your done whimpering on the floor. You will shake my hand, kiss daddy's cock
goodbye, and thank me. Knowing that you'll cum to me again in the eager lust to
milk daddy's load again.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little manlet? Ill have you
know I'm the tallest man at my college ,
and Ive been involved in numerous competitive powerlifting contests, and I have
over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in
squat warfare and Im the top deadlifter in the entire US. You are nothing to me
but just another DYEL manlet. I will
leave behind humanity with precision the likes of which has never been seen before
on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with asking if i lift over the Internet? Think again,
fucker. As we speak I am contacting
my secret network of spies across the youtube fitness comunity and your IP is
being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, manlet. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things
you call your gainz. Youre fucking dead, kid.
I could squat you anywhere, anytime, and I can squat you in over seven hundred
ways. Not only am I extensively
trained in functional strength, but I have access to the entire arsenal quacker
oats in my town and I will use it
to its full extent to squat your miserable ass off the face of the /fit/, you
little shit. If only you could have
known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your
fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre praying to scoobs,
you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you
and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Even if he did steroids, even if he did die in a way that will be mocked for
eternity...
...how is that relevant? He was a beta, skinny World of Warcraft player. Rejected
by girls, typical picture of social outcast that's populating /b/.
 But you know what? One day he woke up and he had enough of it. He had enough
confidence, endurance, motivation, determination and courage
to actually DO something. And apart from the rest - those things alone make him
better than most or maybe even than all of you.
Girls first thought about him as a shit, but after hard work and dedication he put
in his training, they started worshipping him.
He had a body that literally made dozens of chicks wet. And how did he use it? Did
he become a brainless fuck machine, who hooked up with all filthy sluts?
No. He became your hero. He kept trolling every single slut in the name of his past
betaness. He wanted to show every single slut
how does it feel and hurt to get rejected. He showed them how does it feel to be
basically told "sorry, you are an inferior being, fuck off".
He flipped the cards, mates. You may call him names, but Jesus Christ, this guy
does deserve respect and credit.
Zyzz is a metaphore that you all should understand. Zyzz is a symbol that there is
always hope and room for change. If you are
stubborn enough, you will make it. And every single person that made fun of you,
will kiss the ground on which you are walking.
Zyzz set a goal for himself and he made it. He lived his dream. Something that
many people will never achieve.
Was he an asshole or douche? Maybe. Maybe for publics. He was just trolling and
giving people shit. But I bet all my belongings -
if any of you fat neckbeards would go to him and say "Zyzz, I admit, I'm fat,
jelly, but I want to change it and be like you, will you help me?" - he'd help in
an instant.

>be relatively /fit/ 18 year old

>sitting at a salad bar in a mall food court
>watching fatties at a fast food restaurant
>i'm waiting for them to do something that will make me laugh
>choking back tears, sweating in anticipation of the LOLz that will surely arise
from these hamplanets doing something funny
>seriously sweating now
>i'm wetter than lettuce
>staring at them harder and harder
>one looks at me
>i look away
>quickly note this down on my legs (because they're fucking huge)
>run back home
>almost get arrested because I didn't pay for the salad
>tip the guy 60% for reminding me to pay
>clap when he does the bill elegantly
>give him hand job for good measure
>finally get back home
>remember that cardio kills gains
>knock back six protein shakes
>bench lmao6plate
>knock back another six protein shakes
>eat big to get even bigger
>story is almost gone because sweat gains
>fill it in with funny shit to appease other anonymous dwellers on a site dedicated
to cambodian cartoons
>they laugh
>I laugh
>it fills the void where my gf would be if I had one ever
Ugh This is why I can never converse with women over digital media. The
conversations are so banal and not befitting of my intellectual level.
I didn't attend two prestigious universities to be reduced to throwing around
idiotic innuendos, I would much prefer to have an in-depth
conversation on the fall of the Byzantine Empire for instance rather than spew out
such vulgar mannerisms pertaining to my phallus.
I consider myself to have an elan, certain dash of class when it comes to
conversing with women. The accoutrements in my box of
"seduction weapons" are designed to project to the lady that I exude charisma and
dependability. I take young women on a wild ride with my dapper demeanor, not my
looks.

>you will never have sunday morning coffee in bathrobes together

>she will never bring you juice while you're building the backyard deck
>you will never come home to her cleaning the house
>you will never save up for 3 and a half years for that jeep she always wanted
>you will never hold her while you two watch that stupid show she likes

TFW NO GF

This was a few years back

>be me
>21 with a new job and a shitload of disposable income
>realize I can afford equinox in my neighborhood
>join because it's super convenient and they have nice equipment
>start going every day after work and do ridiculous shit
>hold court in the rack every other night, doing highly technical lifts that these
people have never seen
>constantly get mired by gymbros and lady trainers
>the ellipticals are positioned so that they're looking right at me whenever I lift
>notice after like a month 3 of the same ladies in their 30s/40s mirin' me every
night I'm there while they're on ellipticals
>after another month the number of milfs doubles
>eventually they start making sex eyes at me and laughing with each other
>as they're leaving they walk past and a blonde lady with botox and bolted-on tits
pinches my ass mid-lift
>the group of milfs she's with all cackle and run to the locker room
>next time I see blondie at the gym she's on the elliptical
>do one set of overhead squats so she can check me out
>drop the weight and walk right over to her elliptical
>she stares at me as I walk over, all her friends' eyes light up
>I grab the stupid handle of the elliptical and stop the machine
>"WHAT YOU DID THE OTHER NIGHT WAS DANGEROUS, AND COULD'VE CAUSED A SERIOUS INJURY.
IF YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE MANAGEMENT."
>walk away confidently and blondie starts to cry
>she and her friends shoot death glares at me as they rush blondie to the locker
room where I hear her cry some more
>after that no more milfs mirin'

fuck that shit. milfs are gross. fuck teens 18-23 who are dumb and fun.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza
hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army,
called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC,
called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6,
called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD,
called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David
Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call
Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt,
George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called
British Army in every era, called every phone sexline,
called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my
Senators, called every republican in the US, called
Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of
ever state west of the Mississippi, called
all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The
national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly,
called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo,
called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force,
called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg,
called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city
in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school
district in Canada. Kill yourself faggot. You're never going to make it.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your
continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us
what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get.
Thanks for the motivation.

I went on a creatine cycle one time. It started off good, I gained 60kg in a week,
guys were mirin, guys were on my dick like flies, I had to buy new clothes
because I got so big. But then it took a turn for the worst. I would get angry over
every little thing. If a guy glances at me in the street I'd beat the shit
out of him. I was just so angry for no reason.A week later I was in a club and a
guy bumped into me, spilling his drink on my shirt. He was like "sorry mate, you
alright?",
but I was livid.I was so engulfed with rage. So I punched him in the face and broke
his jaw. He fell to the ground unconscious but it didn't stop there. I jumped on
top of him and kept hammerfisting his face.
I just couldn't stop hitting him. Police arrived at the scene to restrain me but I
just knocked out the police and then continued to beat up the guy who spilled
drinks
on me.Eventually they had to bring the riot squad to inject me with a high dose of
tranquillizer to stop me. The next morning I woke up in jail. Turns out I put the
guy into
a coma and I'm being charged with attempted murder. For the next few days I didn't
have access to my creatine so I turned into a shell of my former self. All my
muscle began to decay until I looked like a malnourished Auschwitz survivor. I just
sat there crying for
days on end. I'll be awaiting my trial in a couple of days. My lawyer advised me to
plead guilty and I'll be serving a minimum of 30 years in prison.

TL;DR: Stay natural, don't take creatine, it's just not worth it.

Welp it's been a while since I've shared this one, but just take comfort i knowing
that you'll never be in a situation worse than me:

>chatting with a girl in my area on Tinder

>is a cardio bunny and is reasonably attractive
>finally ask her out on date
>everything is going great
>we go see Wolf of Wall Street, both are pretty impressed by it
>hit a few bars afterwards
>naturally buying her drinks
>while at a bar, some guy approaches her, lets call him Jeff
>apparently they knew each other from a class or something
>he talks about his job at this place, offering internships for her major
>brags about his $10000 bonus
>she eagerly gives him her number
>I brush it off thinking that she just saw a chance at an internship
>several hours go buy, still hitting bars
>she says she's ready to head back to her place
>when we arrive back, she says he's tired and feeling bit nauseous, I can sleep on
the couch because she's going to bed
>full of disappointment but accept it
>10 minutes go by and suddenly I hear her walking down the steps
>did she reconsider?
>"Hey anon, Jeff just texted me. He's coming over."
>mind racing, wtf is going on?
>he comes over, she gives him "the grand tour"
>I follow like a stray cat
>he sits down on her bed, they're flirting up a storm
>he slowly starts to takes off his shirt and turns to me, standing at the doorway,
"Hey, I think we're going to bed now."
>closes the door in my face
>spend the night crying myself to sleep on her couch while hearing the muffled
sounds of fucking

I didn't know what to do, I was pretty much out of money from the date and was way
too drunk to drive home; I couldn't even
remember where I parked. The next morning I woke up before they did - I found her
purse sitting on the kitchen table, stole 40 dollars
out of it, and then left quietly. I haven't heard from her since.

X:

I've got one, but I've been keeping it to myself for a long-ass time.

>Be fast-food cashier

>first night that restaurant's doing 24 hrs
>Stuck all night with pain in the ass frycook
>middle of the night, lights start flickering
>must be the shoddy wiring
>later, phone rings
>nobody on the other end
>lil creeped out
>suddenly remembering old tale told by restaurant employees
>Some old worker once had his hand cut off in a work accident, later on got hit by
a bus
>supposedly haunts the place
>right around 2am, bus stops outside restaurant
>at 2 fucking am
>OSHIT.webm
>guy steps out
>MISSING HAND
>comes up to front door, walks slowly up to counter

Turned out the guy's hand was just in his sleeve, wanted to apply for a fuckin'
job. He was the one who tried to call in advance, but got nervous and hung up.

Never did learn who was flickering the lights, though...

>be driving
>be in car
>drive down road
>car is on road
>car has wheels
>wheels are on road
>road is long but can be driving on by car
>car was ghost
>who was wheels
>we are all road

Is OC bu pls be nice, english is not my basic speaking:

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for
years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late.
Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a Space Marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the
spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now
in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John
plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were
trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

hahahaha wow you are literally the fucking deathgrip-fanboy-retard incarnate. Let
me guess, your favourite movie is Fight Club?

Anyways, death grips is not "deep". It's a hairy nigger yelling in a microphone
about nothing. Try reading some actual philosophy / existential literature,
then we can talk. Look I know you're 15 and you just watched fight club and now
you think you know everything, understand the meaning of life and how the universe
works etc., and thats fine, you can keep on believing that, but you're wrong.

so to answer your question, no, it's not 2deep4me. It's too fucking retarded for
me. Grow up.