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com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_h
itchhiker/c18z0z2
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ahg8x/what_is_the_nicest_thing_yo
uve_ever_done_that_no/c0hkuyq
Streetlight LeMoose:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_n
ame_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe
Fake language:
http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/me5e9/american_censorship_d
ay_stand_up_for/c30c7il
Rotten Anus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_
has_been_your_most/c5o66p2
Broken Arms/No
return/Wrestling:http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who
_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
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has_been_in_a/
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mt4f7/i_am_a_man_who_who_had_a_se
xual_relationship_with/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sl93q/get_out_the_throwaways_dear
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yp9f3/whats_the_most_awkward_m
oment_youve_ever_had_with/c5xne32?context=3
r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content:
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gpiv?context=1
Cumbox:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_
secret_that_could/c4ilkt2
Dorritos Story:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestm
ost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do
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It went okay/context:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_mast
urbating_should_i_walk/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bt0so/what_is_the_thread_every_r
edditor_must_read_for/c99shkz
Life-ruining Secrets:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_
secret_that_could/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/136t8c/theoretically_how_much_of_
yourself_could_you_eat/
Decomposing Octopus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12vs5a/how_do_i_remove_the_smell
_of_decomposing_octopus/
SAP on a Bus:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_
right_now_and_this_very/
Jolly Ranchers:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnas
tiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4
Rectal Explosion:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_
has_been_your_most/c5o66p2
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_
secret_that_could/c4kp11w
On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98mm8/hey_reddit_im_redditing_fro
m_the_denver/c0bt710?context=3
Shitfisting Potatoes:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1aluv6/reddit_what_are_some_high_
school_stories_that_you/c8ys8rj
Hambeasts:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/161z3e/whats_the_most_shocking_t
hing_youve_ever_caught/c7rzckk
http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relati
onship_with_my_cat/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_a
nd_i_cannot_undo_it/
Cuils Theory:
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7da5i/police_raids_reveal_baby_far
ms/c06cqxb
Wadsworth Constant:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kxfxy/and_so_ends_20_years_of_frustratio
n/c2o1cyy?context=3
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8foey/finally_going_to_try_and_call
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http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7tgrd/the_electromagnetic_spectrum_p
ic/c07czns
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17913/reddit_now_supports_comm
ents/c51
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_a
bout_sexual_assault/
http://web.archive.org/web/20120727153610/http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c
omments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_about_sexual_assault/c5jtt3p
http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/xf5c2/
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/1d5e3p/this_flower_knows
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http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_
about_what_his_life/c4dmknx
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/143oxq/my_cleaning_lady_i
s_late_and_by_late_i_mean_she/
http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/1hstzs/my_maid_gave_birth
_to_a_baby_girl_it_is_mine/
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/p1ssv/dear_internet_im_a_26_year_ol
d_lady_whos_been/
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/
Tom Cruise:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs
_to_come_out_already/
Karma Holocaust:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uxee8/when_i_found_out_i_can_downvot
e_by_pressing_z/
Time-Traveler's AMA:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scie
ntist_working_at_the/
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1gzpx9/how_to_introduce_your_sister/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/z/cgbhkwp
Yolk-ass Bitch:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ybqdj/why_would_a_girlfriend_beg
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_
an_ethiopian/cde1w9u?context=3
Disco Ball:
https://www.reddit.com/comments/a8a2v/what_is_the_official_name_for_those_mir
ror_disco/
Fucking Retard:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_so
meone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq
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14fx
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_a
partment/
https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/33z828/reddit_what_movie_helped_
you_through_a_rough_time/
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http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_
over_mod_firing/csqg24dhttp://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s5guk/iam_bad
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http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/8eyy3/heres_the_christain_douchebag
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http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3rhnfy/take_it_slow/cwopyr0?conte
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http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_a
n_ethiopian/cddc8kn
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heese_sauce/c7gwdnjhttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is
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https://www.reddit.com/comments/324e5d/slug/cq802o6
http://np.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/comments/1q3s1y/how_much_does_a_str
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lsms5/making_a_spider_pita_to_be_
filled_with_spiders/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/alae8/warning_potentially_disturbin
g_question_sexy/c0i6kuh
Laziest Person:
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ouve_ever_done/cdnafqe
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Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths, what were your
experiences?:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/44fbno/scuba_divers_of_reddit_who
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Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual
way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did
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https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2khgud/i_am_daniel_radcliffe_ama/cllc3
gm?context=10000
How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth):
https://www.reddit.com/r/howtonotgiveafuck/comments/2epeb1/htngaf_about_my_
job_killing_my_relationships/ck1z219
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54ajfn/who_is_the_most_spoiled_p
erson_you_know_and_why/d809sxd
As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even
woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If
you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the
same thing.
So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the
small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how
taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo
family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true
unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which
means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you
don't.
EDIT- Going to be at work for a few hours. Will reply to everyone when I
get home.
EDIT 2- Thank you all for some really positive support. Really enjoyed
answer the questions and shedding light on this fucked up thing. To
anyone who doesn't believe my story and thinks I deserve it then go
read someone else's comment and pretend mine doesn't exist. I'll gladly
keep answering questions if anyone else has them.
I dont understand how they can still prosecute you if you had no
way of knowing her real age.
I'm a registered sex offender. Registered last year after I met a girl online who
claimed to be 18. We talked, we hooked up. A couple months later she messaged
me to tell me that she was actually 15, and that she regretted what had happened
and had told her family. I figured that the police would be coming after me, so I did
what I thought was the smart thing- I went to the police station to explain the
situation. They were very nice, very understanding, and spent the majority of the
time saying that it's no big deal if you didn't know, it's not your fault, etc etc. After
we were done talking, of course I was cuffed and tossed in a holding cell. Of course
this was my mistake, but I had never -really- dealt with the law before, and am
generally a trusting person. I spent six months in the worst county jail in the
country while my family bled itself dry to pay my attorney. My plea bargain has me
on felony probation and lifetime sex offender registry. I lost my job when I was
arrested, and getting a new job after has been almost impossible. My life is pretty
much over at 24, with no real prospects for recovery. I live on the dime of family
members who won't be able to afford it forever, and when they can't do it anymore,
I'm probably just going to kill myself.
EDIT: I appreciate the kind words. I've had many, many beautiful people PM me. My
thoughts of suicide are atypical- simply logistical reasons. I feel my life is all but
over, and I've leeching off of people who still have lives to live.
Just remember that these registrations are completely politically motivated. The vast
majority of offenders are generally good people who've made a mistake, and have
no interest in hurting people. It's just such an easy opportunity for politicians to
score some votes by cracking down on us "monsters" after a highly publicized
tragedy. Just remember when you're voting, there are real people who are suffering.
It's about DA's wanting a rape conviction under their belt. Very hard to get rape
convictions, so they go for the low hanging fruit - a guy having consensual sex with
someone under age. It's open/shut. Which is all well and good when there is a major
power differential (teachers/bosses/etc/large difference in age), but pretty crappy
for the grey cases like this.
I had a girlfriend whose ex got caught up in this stuff. Basically was getting straight-
up catfished by a 14-year-old girl - claimed she was twice that. They never even
met, and he broke it off as soon as he found out, but he still got arrested & charged.
He ended up killing himself.
Sure, that's a severe response, but here was a divorced dad, little-league coach,
way into his community - totally shunned and started to spiral.
It's ridiculous that we have a hard time convicting legitimate rapists, so they focus
on people who can be accused of rape on technicalities. I realize that in this case
there's a lot more hard evidence than a "he said, she said" case, but it's so
discouraging that innocent men are punished because it is difficult to prosecute the
guilty.
These are not rape cases, and furthermore it discredits real cases.
Lawyer here. Statutory rape is one of a very few laws that falls under the "strict
liability" standard. The only other example of strict liability crimes (as far as I can
think with my hungover post-July 4th brain) is traffic violations. Strict liability crimes
do not require that you prove mens rea ("guilty mind" or intent to commit a crime),
the state only need prove the actus reus ("act in question" or something similar, like
I said I'm hungover). I think the reason they did this was because it would be
extraordinarily difficult to wade through all the he said-she said when one party is
below the age of consent. But it does end up meaning that many people who are
deliberately misled by minors are prosecuted unfairly.
The state has determined that statutory rape is such a danger to society that
plausible deniability will not be a defense to catch the pedophiles that would try and
cloak themselves in such a deniability to get away with their crimes. It has negative
side effects, like the situation above where the man may be totally innocent, but
overall the scheme is upheld to protect the children in most cases.
I'm going to post this here because stories like this will make guys afraid to go to
the police.
There is a scam going around on dating sites like Plenty of Fish where a cute girl will
start messaging. She will have an out of state phone number, but will claim she's
moving to your town soon and wants to make some friends. Then she sends nude
pictures.
Next thing you know, you're being contacted by her "father" who is demanding $800
for him not to go to the police. Why $800? Because he claims to have found his
daughter's phone and she's in trouble for sending the nude pics. Her punishment is
to have her brand new phone destroyed. And Dad wants YOU to pay for the
destroyed phone AND the disconnection fee.
Lots of guys are falling for this. Again, it's a scam. DO NOT PAY THEM! Do NOT give
these people any of your personal information. The agency I work for is aware this is
a scam and has not been charging victims with sex offense crimes (even if the
online profile clearly states the girl is under 18). However, I'm aware that this may
not be the case everywhere.
If you choose to file a police report for being scammed, save all the text messages
to show the police. If not, DELETE everything. Block the phone number. It's a scam.
Do NOT pay. A real parent would call the police - not claim to destroy a phone and
demand you pay for it. Please don't fall for this, guys!
Defense
People who fall for it are people who know that no matter what the
situation, being charged with child pornography never ends well for the
accused, even if they had no way of knowing they were speaking to an
"underage girl."
As a younger male teacher in a middle school I had a few girls say I sexually
assaulted them that I taught.
In the middle of the school day I was told the superintendent wanted to talk to me. I
had no idea what it was about and honestly thought I was getting a promotion or
something (I was a younger teacher, I was energetic and always tried to make the
classes fun).
This all happened during my free period so I left all of my stuff in my classroom, and
went to the super's office. I was left sitting waiting to speak with him for about an
hour and as the time passed I started to realize something was up. The secretary
wasn't as friendly as she normally was towards me and she kept giving me "looks". I
started to get a bit paranoid and thought about what I could have done wrong; I
thought to myself, "was it that day I left a few minutes early or maybe they saw a
weird Facebook post or something".
Super finally calls me into his office and tells me "3 students have made allegations
against you, we can not tell you what these allegations are or who the students are,
but you will be escorted from the school immediately and are on paid suspension.
You can send your wife to pick up your things."
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I never had don't anything remotely
inappropriate, in fact I made sure I never even was alone with any students,
especially female; how could this be happening to me?
I begged the super to tell me more information, but he would not. Disgraced I was
escorted to my car and then had to call my wife and explain that some teenaged
female students are making allegations against me; as much as the shame I felt
earlier, this was the hardest part.
Luckily my wife is an incredible woman and a teacher herself so she knew how often
stuff like this happens. She believed 100% and was on my side the whole time.
That left me on paid suspension, with no idea what I did and no way of finding out.
Shortly after the calls started rolling in; I had to meet with union lawyers, the police
and deal with all my co-workers calling me up.
I decided I would only speak to my best friend co-worker. He informed me that after
the girls were interviewed by administration, they released them into the "general
population" during lunch time and within minutes a rumor had spread that I was
arrested and a pedophile. Within moments of those girls getting back in with the
other students, they had successfully demolished everything I had worked for at
that school and ruined my good name. I quickly became known as the pedophile
teacher amongst the students and the parents.
Weeks had passed without any real knowledge about what was happening. After
many sleepless nights, huge amounts of stress, anxiety attacks, being put on anti-
depressants and just trying to live with what was happening I found out what the
girls were alleging.
They said that I was [removed to ensure anonymity]. They said I did this all during
a class that I taught with another teacher (who happened to be female).
I couldn't believe such baseless allegations could cause my life to get ruined. I found
out later that the other teacher in the class with me had my back and acknowledged
that she never witnessed anything inappropriate by me.
In the end, all the girls recanted their allegations and admitted they were lying.
Apparently one of the girls (the ring leader) had a crush on me and was upset I paid
her little attention; she convinced the other girls to come up with this story for some
deranged reason that I will never understand. These were 12 year old girls who
masterminded and accomplished a plan to ruin the life I thought I wanted.
All charges were dropped against me, but my name was still ruined. I couldn't return
to the school because no matter what was found, the kids still called me a pedo, the
parents still were wary about me and even some of my co-workers treated
differently. But that's not the biggest reason I decided not to go back, I could switch
schools or districts and try to start from scratch; the real reason was that these girls
killed my desire to teach. The castrated my drive.
If that other teacher had not been in the room with me I could have easily been
prosecuted for some frivolous sex crime that I never committed and it scared me to
think that it could happen at any time. I figured it just wasn't worth the risk and
decided to leave teaching.
I was a fairly new teacher with less than 6 years under my belt, I was consistently
one of the most liked and always felt I was truly inspiring the student, but the risk
involved with being a male teacher just didn't seem worth it anymore. I'd rather
work an office job and not risk losing my freedom or family.
So, that's the story about how 3 teenage girls ruined my career path and life for a
short period of time. I'm doing alright now, working in a different industry and still
happily married and have children of my own.
PS - The 3 girls had nothing done to them for lying. That still aggravates me to this
day.
But a girl who takes her bikini top off at spring break or, God forbid, a
child sees it. Sex offender registry for life.
I have a story to share but it is not mine; it's my brother's. He was 22
and went to a friend's Halloween party. Parents were present. About
midnight, he decided he was too drunk to stay up and asked the mother if
she had a place he could pass out. She directed him to a couch in the
basement living room. He went down hard. He remembers having sex
with someone but no idea who. He woke up and was already inside her.
The next morning, he woke up on the couch alone and chalked it up to a
drunken dream. 3 months later, a 15 year old cousin of his friends comes
up pregnant, saying it's my brothers. He remembers her at the party but
she said she was 18. (He'd never met her before.) Her dad hotlined it
(child abuse hotline) and an investigation began. When the details came
out, I was enraged. Witnesses came forward to say she had talked about
going downstairs where he was and "getting some". She raped him.
Period end of story. He was passed out drunk and she got him hard
without waking him and had sex with him, no protection. When the
prosecutor got the info, my brother got lucky. She buried it, forever. She
knew he did nothing wrong besides be at the wrong place at the wrong
time. The only reason he didn't press rape charges on her was bc the
prosecutor told him not to. Because the age thing and how fucked up the
law is. When the baby was born, he had a paternity test done. It's his
son. 10 years later, he has full custody of him and I thank the Lord
everyday the prosecutor was not an idiot. His life could have been ruined
because this bitch raped him.
Couple of houses ago, everybody in the area got notification we were getting a sex
offender in the area - and he was going right next door. Long story short, when he
and his then-girlfriend were in high school, he turned 18 about 2 months before she
did. Her parents hated him, so they had him charged with statutory rape and,
because 'Murica, he was convicted. By the time he moved in next door to me, he
and that same woman had been married for something like 9 years and had a kid.
Thing is, the offender moving in notice didn't actually state any of this. It said he
committed a crime against a child. Had he not lived right next door to me and
volunteered it, along with a whole stack of court papers, prom photos, etc. I'd have
never known about it, just assumed there was a predator living in the 'hood.
Which, of course, this guy had it ROUGH from everybody else who never knew what
his "crime" was. His house was constantly being vandalized, people would drive
down the street and scream at him as he was mowing the lawn, etc.
We treat minors like they're stupid, incapable of knowing their actions. They know
how old they are. I'd estimate about 99.998% of them know the laws. It feels super
sexist to punish guys who have been lied to but not the idiot girls who lied to sleep
with or get attention from older men.