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LAZY, BUSY, NOSEY, JUMPY, BOSSY, SNOBBY, ANGRY (Any Gender, All children)
Each character should show their strong personality trait through movement, gestures and
voice. No solo singing required.
TWINKLE: Oh boys and girls, don’t worry. You have me on your side!
And good will conquer evil if the two worlds do collide.
Just trust me and I’ll guide you with my magic fairy light,
You may not always see me but you’re always in my sights.
SIMPLE SIMON: (Noticing the audience) Oooh! Hello! Let’s try that again…Hello!!
That’s better. Goodness me there’s an awful lot of you out there! Let’s
have a look (takes a pair of oversized binoculars) Ah there are some
very friendly looking people out there (ad lib details)….ooh, except
you madam. Cheer up, it might never happen. Let me introduce
myself, my name is Simon! After 3 I want you to shout your name as
loudly as you can! 1, 2, 3! Ooh I’m not sure I caught all of those! Let’s
try it one more time. 1. 2, 3…Ah lovely. Well now that you know who
I am and I know who you are, could you all do me a favour please?...
Have I lost my hearing? Could you do me a favour please?... Much
better. I want you all to stand up – that’s right, all of you! Stand up and
I want you to flap your arms like this…hahahaha! You look ridiculous!
I was only joking. What I really need is to find my lost lottery ticket.
Mum gives me money every week to get one because we are soooo
poor and it blew out of my hand (encourage aw) She will give me a
right old telling off if I don’t find it. So, after 3 can you all please
check under your chairs and shout and wave at me if you find it! 1, 2,
3! (someone finds it) Oh my! Thank you so much everyone. Now to
make sure this doesn’t happen again, I’m going to leave it in a really
safe place. In fact, I’m going to hang it here so that all of you lovely
boys and girls can keep a close eye on it! If anyone touches it you will
tell me won’t you? If anyone comes up to this ticket, you need to shout
“Simon!!” as loud as you can! Let’s try it! (chorus member tries to
take ticket – audience react – repeat) Thanks so much boys and girls, I
feel so much better knowing you will all look after it for me. Ooh
goodness is that the time?! I’d better be getting back to the farm! See
you later everyone! (audience react)
DAME TROTT AUDITION
DAME TROTT: (offstage) Ooh you silly old cow! That’s the second time you’ve
You’ve stepped on my toes with those huge feet of yours!! (lots of
commotion as she enters with DAISY the cow. Addressing the audience) Ooh
I say! I do apologise, I didn’t see you lovely lot there! Let me introduce
myself. I’m Dame Trott and I run the farm along with my sons Simon and
Jack. Now, are you having a good day?! (audience react) I’m afraid you will
have to speak up, I’m a little hard of hearing in my old age! Are you having a
lovely day?! (audience react) Oh that’s much better. Well I’m glad you are
having a good day. I’m not. In fact, I’m having a TERRIBLE day. (audience
react) Oh it’s much worse than that. (more reaction from audience) Ever
since my husband died, it’s been such a hard life for the boys and I and we
are so poor because that evil Giant charges us a fortune for rent! (audience
reaction) In fact, we are so poor I can’t even afford to pay attention. Oh and
not to mention that I get so lonely. It’s so hard to find a man when you get to
my age especially when you work on a farm. Ooh now hang on a minute, I
wonder if there’s any strapping young men out there that would like my
company? Hmm let’s have a look (she goes into audience pointing out
several men and their qualities, then picks one in particular and asks his
name, what he does for a living, if he’s single etc. This person will
continually be referenced throughout the remainder of the show. Outrageous
flirting and winking throughout) Ooh well thank you …………….. I’m glad
you came. I’ll be seeing you a bit later!
KING: Oh stop it. He was perfectly capable of looking away and refusing to
speak.
JILL: Well that would have been rather rude. Father, why is it you’re so afraid
of me speaking to people?
JILL: Well how will I ever learn if you keep stepping in to stop me?
KING: Jill, I have told you this time and time again. As your father it is my duty
to keep you safe and look after you. I don’t want any harm to come to
you.
JILL: No, really Father. I get so lonely sometimes and I could do with some
friends.
JACK AUDITION
JACK: (entering) Mum, has Daisy made any milk for the Villagers yet? We
really need to get the rent together before Fleshcreep turns up for it.
DAME TROTT: No Jack, she hasn’t. I’m afraid we have no milk at all. I just don’t know
what we can do. But guess what?! I have just made some lovely friends!
Well one in particular (winks and blows a kiss to her man)
DAME TROTT: Yes thank you Jack. That’s quite enough. Now how are you getting on
with trying to find yourself a job? It looks like it’s our only option at the
moment without Daisy’s milk.
JACK: I’m not getting on very well mum. Everyone seems to be short of money
with the rent to pay and can’t afford to take on any more staff.
DAME TROTT: Oh Jack, you and Simon really need to find something and quickly or
we will end up having to sell the farm to the Giant and move somewhere
else.
DAME TROTT: Well then think of something and fast! Honestly, you never think do
you! You haven’t got a brain between you!
JILL: Yes sorry, that was me. I always sing when I clean!
WHO: Yes?
WHO: What?
WHAT: Yes?
WHERE: Imbeciles!