LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

I, Lara Ivril, hereby bequeath, by way of devise, all that remains of my

property, which is a cache containing one million pesos I buried under the acacia
tree where my sole brother and sole heir, Lupin Ivril, nicked me in my right eye
resulting in my partial disability, to the same, because he is my only family and I
don’t have much choice, but only if he ensures that, when I die, he buries me
wearing my favorite red dress and Charles and Keith designer sunglasses. Lupin, if
you’re reading this, I still hate you for blinding my right eye. Have fun finding the
cache.

Sgnd. Lara Ivril