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FUSE, OR FEDERAL University of Surrey BY ANDY BLAIR
ALL ABOUT THE Entrepreneurs, launches this coming week MARKETING & STUDENT
GOLDEN SCREEN and is the first joint amenity for students SERVICES MGR. USSU
Another two pages run under federal banner. Led by The
of film for you as University of Surrey Students’ Union and
UniSdirect (at Surrey) and Roehampton University. Irrespective
barearts takes a
Students’ Union and Roehampton Direct (at of what your interest is in
look at Catch Me If Roehampton), it heralds a new avenue for becoming an entrepreneur
You Can and About students to access the best the federation has – if you have an interest,
Schmidt (right) with to offer in supporting students who have an chances are that FUSE
Jack Nicholson | entrepreneurial streak. will be able to provide
pages 11 & 12 The idea behind the amenity is for FUSE to avenues through which to
act as a conduit through which students can move your ideas towards
access training, information and experienced reality.
IN THIS WEEK’S PAPER advice on all aspects of setting themselves During the course
up as entrepreneurs. of the academic year,
The accommodation issue Whether a student is interested in the FUSE aims to provide Above: Colin Howard, the Dean of Students, finds himself locked in the
specifics of becoming a sole trader, buying information about activities centre in order to raise money for RAG. See the article below.
Ths situation as it stands for returning final
a company off the shelf, writing business entrepreneurship through
years and off-campus accommodation next
plans or finding investment capital to get the student media,
semester News | pages 2
an idea off the ground – FUSE brings individual information packs that will followed by three more special sessions run
Letters to the editor together students and staff across the become available across the campuses and by Scott Farmer (DAVE) and Professor David
Reaction to the first two week’s editions: federation during the course of the academic through its developing website. Kirby (UniSdirect). These take place on the
someone wasn’t very happy with the spoof year to open doors into the world of ‘the Social events will also be organised Tuesday 4th March, Tuesday 11th March
headline about Saddam | page 4 entrepreneur’. during the course of the year for student and Tuesday 25th March.
Federal University of Surrey Entrepreneurs entrepreneurs to meet with people from In order to express your interest, you need to
Careers for everyone is open to anyone from any background on the local business community and also to visit the website www.federalsurrey.ac.uk/
Dr Russ responds to an article concerning any academic course across the Federal attend seminars run by individuals that fuse (available from Wednesday 12th Feb)
the lack of materials available for arts and have successfully become entrepreneurs and sign up to the mailing list for more
music students Opinion | page 8 themselves. information. Alternatively, students can sign
Along with the social events, seminars up to the FUSE sessions in conjunction with
barearts in diversity shocker and information resources that will be the id | DAVE programme in sessions folder
An interview with The D4. Also, standy-by made available, FUSE will also be offering at the Students’ Union reception or pick up
tickets for the Lion King musical in London specially written one off training sessions an info leaflet. For an informal chat, or to
and theatre previews barearts | page 17 through the ID Programme (see middle become directly involved with FUSE, pop
pages). The first FUSE Taster Session will into the Students’ Union and see Andy Blair
The art of ironed boxer-shorts run on Tuesday 18th February and will be for a chat.
Xan Phillips says that having ironed boxer-
shorts is much more than comfortable sit-
Accommodation talks as
students mount up
BY RICHARD WATTS can back that up - we might be able to speed
up your chance of a room.” This can only
THE ACCOMMODATION OFFICE are gearing up happen in certain circumstances, though.
for what promises to be another difficult In order to help with the numerous
year trying to find rooms both on and off difficulties students face trying to
campus for students requiring them next find off-campus accommodation, the
academic year. Even with the prospect accommodation office will be releasing a
of over 200 extra rooms for postgraduate list of available housing on Monday, 3rd
students in the temporarily named “Bank” March. A special free newspaper will be
residences by UniSport, only 250 current made available from all Court Receptions
placement students are guaranteed a place and the accommodation office containing
on campus next year. information for students about how to find
Speaking last week to President of the and secure a place to live, along with the
Students’ Union, Paul Wright, and the current lists of houses and rooms, including
Welfare Officer, Toni Borneo, the head of University Managed houses. After 3rd
accommodation, Richard Paxton, clarified March, the most up to date houses and
the current procedure for placing students rooms will be found on the campus web
who are on placement. The 250 guaranteed site, which is only accessible from terminals
SO MUCH OF the focus on the topic of recruiters - on such days, and academics are left to the finishing touches to their latest paper.
tuition fees and the suchlike recently has the staff are very much an concentrate solely on their Instead of these brilliant minds lecturing,
concentrated on the costs of education. We exception. The only time you current research projects. therefore, students are often left with final
keep hearing about access and how fees will are likely to see an academic “Isn’t university great year PhD students, most of which have no
discourage people from even applying to is if there is free food and without any students?” teacher training and receive a pittance for
university and the perils of creating an elitist drink available. you can almost hear them their efforts.
higher education system if institutions are Second of all - and perhaps cry, until they remember It is a fairly dire situation and one that I
allowed to charge what they want for their most pertinent to us here at that they have tens of am happy to admit has been exaggerated
courses. These are fair concerns, of course, Surrey given recent statistics RICHARD WATTS money-generating Masters somewhat here - but as a warning shot,
and ones that have been discussed at great - is the idea of research and, and Phd students to come it serves notice on the demands faced
length in the national press and education more importantly, research knocking on their door as by today’s higher education institutions.
“The only time you are
supplements, so much so that I doubt many income. In most of the they inconveniently wish If UniS continues to position itself as
likely to see an academic
people, by the time the White Paper was top institutes, survival is to finish their 15,000 word a research-led, postgraduate focused
is if there is freed food and
actually released, were moved to find out dependent on how many dissertations. It won’t be university, it must remember not to neglect
drink available.”
what it actually said. grants can be reaped by long until they start e-mailing its diminishing undergraduate population
Though the focus on the amount students research and the work carried whilst their supervisor is in for the sake of a research dollar. As
will pay and when they will pay it is a worthy out, so for many academics, students are the Tuscany. important, though, are the pressures placed
subject, it seems that not many people have last thing on their remarkably intelligent An interesting situation that arises out of on staff to prove themselves and succeed in
asked the question about what students minds. Reflecting this, promotions within this wish to generate research-based income the research stakes; if Surrey can provide
will actually get for their money. What do departments and staff progress are often is the employment of top-class academics, a supportive environment in which teaching
prospective debts of up to £21k actually buy based solely on research output. Students, often world-leaders in their field. Though isn’t frowned upon as a waste of valuable
students? For those students who are hoping therefore, are paradoxically present to departments can often recruit using the research time, then perhaps Surrey, through
to attend top-class institutions that might be provide money for research and not to strength and reputation of their academic enthusiastic and focused staff, can succeed
possibly be charging a premium, here are hinder its progress. How many heads of staff, it is not often students can benefit from post-White Paper and strike the balance
some observations. department thus see students as £ signs and their expertise in lectures or pop by their between vitally important research and
First of all, the warm greetings and friendly statistics, I wonder? office to ask a question. More often than teaching excellence.
smiles they will be greeted by on a UCAS We then come to the relief at the end of not they are on sabbatical or at a conference
open day will often belong to professional a semester as students finally go home somewhere, otherwise they are putting watts_so_hot@hotmail.com
The news that the annual RAG human auc- RAG has dwindled somewhat over the
tion has raised over £590 is fantastic and last few years and has always struggled to
testament to the work that many people have
been putting in over the last few weeks. It
capture the days of yesteryear when it was a
much bigger, much more outrageous specta- LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
is also testament to the generous spirit ex- cle (the footprints on the side of the Surrey Letters must be received by 5pm on the Monday before publication to guarantee their presence in the next newspaper. Letters
hibited by all of the students and staff - both Court building are proof of that). may be edited for length or clarity | E-mail: barefacts@ussu.co.uk
as slaves and as bidders - who have surren- This year, however, thanks to the dedica-
dered their time and money in order to chip
in to the cause.
tion of a selected group of people - build-
ing on the work of those before them, both
“Politics and cricket” article in “very bad taste”
The event at Chancellor’s on Tuesday recently and historically - all that seems
Dear barefacts,
evening was, in every possible way, a re- to have changed and we await the quiz on
sounding success. The bar was packed, the Thursday and RAG raid in Guildford town
I think Philip Howard’s column on “politics and cricket” [barefacts, issue 1047] is in very
atmosphere was excited, the slaves were centre before a final total can be announced
bad taste. His view about using NATO attacks and economic sanctions to get rid of Mugabe
looking a bit nervous as they realised what for 2003.
pretty much sums up the hypocritical nature of the author. On one side he say’s that thousands
they’d let themselves in for and the punters, Perhaps if the University are feeling gener-
of Zimbabweans are going to die in a few weeks due to starvation and on the other side the
as shown by their frivolity with the money, ous they could donate some of their (numer-
[news] editor justifies the use of aggressive measures like sanctions and NATO attacks on
were more than ready to seize the opportu- ous) coppers to the RAG fund. It would
Zimbabwean people. Either way the people of Zimbabwe suffer and these comments by the
nity to buy themselves “an attendant.” serve as good publicity, after all...
[news] editor drives a wedge through the spirit of Africa.
war with Iraq A bad day doesn’t justify going at the cleaners
This paper has, as a general rule, left the due to take place in London on Saturday Dear barefacts, and are expected to have their work done
reporting of national and international news 15th February and to provide you with the within these hours. I know for a fact that
to newspaper’s that can do it infinitely bet- information, at least, to fulfil that stereotypi- Responding to the ‘concerned student of most houses are pretty dirty, especially on
ter and on a much less sporadic basis. Such cal activity of students that has dwindled so Stag Hill Court’, [letter of 23 January, issue Mondays when there has been no one there
mindful “avoidance” of issues has not es- since the activism of the 1960’s and 1970’s. 1047] for the whole weekend to clean up the dirt,
caped the attentions of our columnists, of This is not to say that barefacts endorses First of all, I think you have a serious except for the residents who obviously
course, but has served well to let us concen- demonstration for the sake of it, but is in- problem as you are obviously spending couldn’t bother less. These houses take
trate on issues we believe to be of concern to stead mindful of current issues and the inter- your time off watching the cleaners having a more time to clean and tidier houses less, it’s
our readership - that is to say students, and est that many students take in them. break. In previous years the cleaners had to pure math. My last point is: GET REAL!!
we have chosen our news coverage accord- If you would like to show how you feel clean the students’ rooms in addition to what My cleaning lady smokes, (I don’t), but I
ingly. about a war with Iraq, the demonstration they do today. I don’t think it had any impact have never, ever had the cigarette smoke
It is right and proper, however, that we will take place at 12pm on the stated day, on the rent when they were told not to do that linger in my bedroom or bathroom. I think
bring to your attention the demonstration starting from Embankment, near Waterloo. anymore. So even if the cleaners perform you just had a bad day when you wrote the
their task and use their time more effectively letter to Barafact and had to complain about
and efficiently, as you so eloquently put it, something. I’m having a bad day, that’s why
It’s your last chance for the elections I’m quite certain this wouldn’t contribute
to any reduction of your rent. Secondly, a
I’m replying to your letter………And you
know what? The cleaners actually enter your
person who works is actually entitled to house 5 days a week.....
We’ve been pushing it quite a lot in barefacts over the first few weeks of this semester,
have breaks……you probably haven’t had
but you can never say it enough times: if you would like to run the Students’ Union next Yours faithfully,
a job yet, so I thought I should mention
academic year, then get yourself along to the Union, pick up your nomination form and get STAG HILL RESIDENT
that. The cleaners have their working hours
yourself in the running. The sabbaticals are what makes the Students’ Union tick - they pro-
vide representation, support, advice and a vital link to the officials that run the University, so
it is vital they are the people you want to do the job. Thus, if you think you can do it, then RAG week news “the most pathetic excuse for a story”
there is nothing to stop you.
Don’t forget, though, that you can also run for a position as delegate to the NUS national Dear barefacts, time. The fate of humanity may be in the
conference - the annual three days in Blackpool at which policy is set for the national body hands of these two men. Certainly, millions
that represents students. For more details, see page 7 of this edition. Re: “Bush accuses Saddam of playing of lives would be at risk if war happens
If you think you can run the Students’ Union, or if you have a friend that you think could do games”; barefacts issue 1048 in Iraq. Therefore, this is not a matter for
the job, then make sure the people at the Union know about it. This article is the most pathetic excuse for ridicule, and should be reported on to reflect
a front page news story I have ever read. this; not with such ignorance and contempt
barefacts has a history of reporting important as is displayed in this shameful article.
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M
Egyptian, Norse) and the spirits of nature, you’re welcome to join us.
but we deny no other religion- the divine WHAT WE ARE UP TO ON CAMPUS?
is sacred no matter what face it is wearing.
These gods may be divinities in their own
This semester we meet as always Wednesday
night at 6ish in Roots (sofa side). We’re the oney
right, or you may consider them forms ones with pentacles and more hot chocolate
atters
created to symbolise aspects of the world than is really decent. We have another
around us. Our world is a divine body and a divination evening planned Weds 12 Feb,
living system, and we hope by observing our for trying our hands at telling each other’s
customs to attain harmony with it. futures. 1st March we’ll be tripping merrily
Pagans do not believe in the Devil / Satan, into London to hunt out quirky occult shops
and are certainly not silly enough to worship of coolness. We’re also trying to arrange There is a word that is as common to the vocabulary of
one if they did. Celtic gods depicted with some (rather nervous) home speakers on the rich as it is to the poor: debt. So this week we look
animal traits eg antlers are often mistaken magickal and pagan topics, kicking off at what do you do when the money runs out?
for the Devil. The philosophy of Satanism Weds 19 Feb with an intro to Astrology. Whatever you do – don’t panic; saying that, don’t sweep the matter under the carpet and
is not the worship of the Devil, but focuses And of course we are celebrating the try to ignore it because it will not go away. Come and talk to us at SAIS or the student
on faith in the self as opposed to faith in Sabbats, our festivals marking the turn of adviser at your bank, or the Citizens Advice Bureau. Or all three. Between every one you
a religion. The name merely reflects the the year. Imbolc, the dawn of spring and will receive the best advice and help.
original root of the word “satan”, meaning the festival of healing, poetry, smithing and Impoverished and imprudent students are not a new phenomenon and you are not alone.
“an adversary” (of religion). Satanists are the goddess as maiden, will be marked on A bank manager’s view on the matter: “The problems students have are very real. As a
not Pagan, but belong under the society 5 Feb. Further ahead (masters of planning bank manager, all too often we find we are just picking up the pieces when things have
umbrella by virtue of their belief in magic, that we are) we’ve pencilled in another trip gone too far. Debt brings stress and that will affect your ability to study. Come sooner
see below. to Glastonbury for Spring Equinox (daytrip rather than later.”
MAGICK is the unseen force of the Sat 22 March). Plus, we’re compiling a If money is getting tight the following may be worth remembering:
universe, and the shaping of that energy by list of books we’re willing to lend to other • don’t fall into the hands of a loan shark
will. Magick can be a combination of ritual, members, and there are various non society • don’t exceed your bank overdraft without asking first
psychology, meditation, or faith. It is often events coming up like the Royal Academy • don’t forget to pay your gas and electricity bills
tapped by divination (fortune telling) by talks on the Aztec gods etc. So please join • don’t see credit cards as another source of income
the Tarot, runes or crystals, or can be used us! Find us on Wednesdays in Roots or
for healing by Reiki, Chakra work or other email our group: UniSwiccan@yahoogrou Student Advice& Information Service (SAIS): Wey Flat 2 | Surrey Court
energy techniques. Most Pagans believe ps.com to chat. t: [68]9261 | e: student-advice@surrey.ac.uk
this wk.
“
elections03 NUS
conference are
delegates
next wk. you
what willing
happens
next? “ to
run
?
The sabbatical elections are not the only thing you can run or vote for dur-
ing the election period. If you are interested in the national student scene,
then you can run for a position of “delegate” to the NUS national confer-
ence, held in Blackpool.
At this event, the policy for NUS is set for the next year and you, as a USSU
delegate, can have a direct effect on the outcome of what the NUS con-
centrates on next year.
To get yourself elected, you need to know why you want to go and con-
vince other people why you would be the best person to go to Blackpool
to represent the students at the University of Surrey.
If you would like to be a delegate, then fill out the nomination form in the
standard election booklet available in the Union (you can use this for NUS
delegate or for a sabbatical position) and hand it in to Scott Farmer before
5pm on Valentine’s Day (Friday of wk.4).
Annual Conference: Executive Committee (NEC) and other committees membership. The NEC are the representatives
The sovereign body of the National Union of Students and approving the estimates for the year ahead. It of the membership guided by the constitution in
is Annual Conference and it takes place each spring. is the forum where the NEC are ultimately held implementing the policy and objectives of the
Every students’ union or Constituent Member (CM) is accountable. Union. The NEC co-ordinates the National Union
entitled to representation (one delegate per thousand Annual Conference also elects campaign committees of Students campaigns, services and training work
students). Approximately 1500 people attend, 1400 of when it divides into sectors: Further Education and are responsible for managing the affairs of the
whom are delegates. National Committee (FENC) and Higher Education National Union of Students. The NEC may set policy
Annual Conference determines the policy of the National Committee (HENC). These committees in between Annual Conference, provided that it does
National Union. It also adopts policies by ratifying aim to co-operate with the National Executive in not breech the policy set by Conference.
decisions taken at sector conferences and liberation the implementation of policy directly related to their The National Executive are held accountable by
conferences. It sets the campaigning agenda for sector and advise them on matters concerning either National Council or ultimately by Annual Conference.
the next year by determining policy areas. Annual higher or further education. The NEC Consists of 26 members, including the
Conference has the responsibility for electing most of National Executive Committee: “Block of Twelve” part-time officers who are without
the National The National Executive Committee (NEC) is elected portfolio and elected at National Conference.
at Annual Conference, Liberation Conferences
and Special Region Conferences by the NUS conference | Blackpool | 31.03 - 03.04
introduces higher fees in 2006 – most Turning to student loans, however, [3]
VCs are intending to introduce higher by 2006 the loan available to students
family income < £10,000 > £30,000
fees, with over a third intending to from non-traditional backgrounds will
charge the full £3,000 fee according be around £4,300 (assuming 2.5% placement balance: +£5k £2,900 -£5,600
to this week’s THES. This year the inflation), with £3200 of this non- placement balance: -£6k -£8,100 -£5,400
fees were (according to the Surrey web means tested. This would leave these -£6k but using loan -£3,800 -£1,100
site) £9,780 and £7,380 respectively; students with a total debt (assuming
a £2,400 difference between the two they do not spend their student loan
fee levels, so the two top-up fee levels from the placement year) of £12,900 high family income student has £3,200 the total bank balances of students as
are likely to differ by a quarter of that for low income and £9,600 for high- loan, £3,000 support and £4,500 living they leave Surrey in 2010 will be as in
(since the government pays around income background students. This puts costs, so a yearly balance of £200. On table three.
75% of tuition fees). If the higher rate our extremes with the following debts this assumption, the student should be These debts for the students on unpaid
is £3,000, the lower rate is likely to to the government at the end (note, this able to stay above the red line without placements will usually be in the form
be around £2,400 therefore, around doesn’t include the grant available to taking on a job if they spend as little of overdrafts, credit cards and paid
£1,300 more than current fees. To poorer students). See table two. as possible, or they may take on a job for by working part time during the
students from low income families Considering parental contribution to (as now) to fund a more comfortable other years of their degree. So overall,
(‘non-traditional’, cries the White be £3,000 for these top end students lifestyle – note that rent on campus students will be more solvent during
Paper), this would represent a total of and no contribution for the lowest and in Guildford will be around £2- the year than they currently are, in
£1800 or £1200 after the government’s income families, the difference is not so 3,000 a year by 2006. Considering particular those from sub-£10,000
£1200 initial contribution (£1100 plus 4 great; the sub £10,000 family income the placement makes circumstances income families, but also those from
years’ inflation), and to the poorest 7% students receive an extra £1,000 grant very variable. Some will get well-paid over £30,000 income families in
(so reports the THES), an extra £1,000 and an extra £1,100 loan. If living costs placements, and save hard, finishing paying their fee later. After they leave
grant will apply, putting the balance at are assumed to be £6000 for the year, with £5,000 or more in their account. university, however, the picture is very
£800 or £200 debt overall. To those then the low family income student has Others go on unpaid placements, so different; it will be very rare to find a
from high-income families, the debt £4,300 loan, £1,000 grant, leaving them may end up with £6,000 debt. Assuming student without debts to repay through
would run at £3,000 or £2,400 per year, with -£700 in their account. The these as the two extremes, graduate tax.
A lot has been written in this and other and will eventually die out. system. For universities it is easier
papers in the past weeks about the It has been suggested that the to budget on set, long-term, level fees
government’s white paper regarding proposed access regulator will be the rather than re-evaluate fees charged
the future of Higher Education. stick with which to beat universities on an annual basis. It must be stressed
From a student’s perspective the that do not tow the government’s that, although none of the proposals
most important development is that line and to stop the cartel forming as will directly affect current students,
institutions will be freed to set their outlined above. The access regulator it will impact on their future children
own fee levels up to a cap of £3000 on is the only body that can grant and younger relatives, therefore it is
a per course, per institution basis. PAUL WRIGHT permission to an institution to set their important that everyone has a chance
This fact has many worrying that own fee levels. Only if the regulator to influence the final decisions made.
this will lead to a two-tier education situation and one that the government is convinced that “access by students On Wednesday 5th March the there
system and point to American as would not want. If all institutions from all walks of life will not be will be a mass lobby of parliament on
indisputable proof. I, however, would decide to set level fees across all affected by the proposed fees” will the this issue. Keep a look out for further
like to outline a somewhat different, courses at every institution then UUK they grant fee-setting powers. details in barefacts.
and potentially more damaging course becomes the OPEC of the higher However, the White Paper does not president@ussu.co.uk
of events. education sector. If all institutions go into a great deal of depth as to
The White Paper was released on believe that the market will bear the who the regulator will be or how they
the Wednesday and Universities UK
(UUK) met the following Friday to
fees then they also believe that they
can still attract enough students. Any
will carry out their role. It is quite
conceivable that the regulator will
in
discuss their initial reactions to the institution that then subsequently be just as ineffective and slow to act next week
proposals. At this meeting the issue of broke away from the cartel would as Oftel have been in forcing BT to
fee levels was discussed and, as many also be admitting that they were relinquish their monopoly position
commentators previously speculated, not recruiting or retaining enough in the telecomm sector regarding the
the big universities made noises about students. This drop in price would unbundling of the local loop to allow
imposing the full £3000 fee across all
their courses. However, surprisingly
then be perceived as a lack of quality
in that institution, leading to less
competition in ADSL services. If this
was the case then universities really
ARTS
some of the new, former polytechnic
institutions
students applying. The individual
institution would then eventually
would be driving the higher education
sector and the government’s notion &
“The individual institution also suggested dwindle and die out, leaving just the that market forces would shape what
Spielberg onto a
(Oscar?) winner
He has proved himself countless times over the last
twenty-five years, but can the acclaimed Steven Spiel-
berg do comedy? Jolyon Hunter has the answer
WHEN A FILM is produced and directed to stay one step ahead of the game, baiting
by Steven Spielberg, and he manages to Hanratty to catch him. Despite operating on
Above: Steven Spielberg (centre) with stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. Following Gangs of
persuade John Williams on board, movie the wrong side of the law, you still root for
New York last week, DiCaprio really has been a busy boy.
audiences have come to expect a certain Frank and that is the key to the movie. The
high standard of quality. With DreamWorks characters are colourful and emotionally
Studios latest release, “Catch Me if You engaging. This is not to say that there is depth go) you can’t go too wrong. Just be thankful
Can” we aren’t disappointed. to them, indeed this is one area which might it’s not another “A.I: Artificial Intelligence”.
The movie itself boasts a stellar cast be seen to be lacking. However, this movie Spielberg leaves behind the digital trickery,
including Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, is nonetheless a great caper, and should be to focus once again on the people in the story
Christopher Walken and Martin Sheen. The taken at face value – a great popcorn movie, – and it is this that makes “Catch Me If You
film is based on a true story and focuses worth a look if you’re looking for something Can” almost refreshing. Escape to another
on Frank Abagnale Jr. (DiCaprio), a high- refreshingly different. era, and go catch it… if you can. (Apologies
school student who manages to pass himself The appearance of Christopher Walken and for that but you saw it coming didn’t ya?)
off as a Pan Am co-pilot, a Doctor and a Martin Sheen as key characters shows just
Lawyer, all before his 21st birthday. His why they are so highly respected actors, and
forgery skills are so good that even banks
can’t tell the difference between his forged
certainly adds to the “quality” rating of the
movie as a whole. The title sequences are
“If you have a top
Pan Am paycheques and the real thing. This
enterprise nets him millions of dollars, but
exceptional in a Pink Panther kind of way
(but maybe that’s just me being a Hitchcock/ notch team like
of course does not go unnoticed, and before
long one of J. Edgar Hoover’s boys, FBI
Bernard Hermann fan).
Personally, I think if you have a top notch this then you can’t
agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) is on production team like this, and set a movie
Frank’s trail.
With that, the chase is on… Frank manages
in jet-set 1960s America (splashing about
healthy amounts of Frank Sinatra as you
go too wrong”
Also showing: About Schmidt
About Schmidt is the tale of a suburban man to avert the sort of marriage mistake he made
forced to end his familiar existence with the when his daughter dons her wedding dress.
passing of his wife. Having just retired, Warren The premise of the film is nothing new and,
Schmidt, played by Jack Nicholson, searches though often very funny in places and overall
for some sort of meaning to his life and looks immensely enjoyable, you cannot help but feel
that this movie is too much of a vehicle for Jack
Nicholson to gain another Oscar. Often enough,
the film moves along without much incident -
the opening ten minutes contain nothing but a
mutter from Schmidt - and the reliance upon
Nicholson’s “screen presence” is a little too
unsubtle to let it slip from mind.
Reasonable performances are provided by the
supporting cast, but the (relatively justified)
continual focus on Schmidt means that they
never really flourish for any reason other than
to signify more bemusement for the sixty-
something retiree.
Aside from this - and the fact that Nicholas
is in fact excellent in the lead role - the film
is worth a look, especially for the excellent
cinematography and humour, more often than Jack Nicholson as
Warren Schmidt
not provided by a simple groom, played by in his movie-vehi-
Dermot Mulroney, of My Best Friend’s Wedding cle to win another
fame. Best Actor Oscar
6 February 2003 FILM 11
COMPETITION[*]
Drive those winter blues away with a whole answer the following question (which is not
new wardrobe courtesy of Topman’s cutting a trick question - it’s designed to try and get
edge design team. Spring / Summer 2003 you to enter):
Q
sees another season full of street savvy
trends. Drawing on key influences, the where can you find TopMan in
collection is the last word in street cool. Guildford?
Superfly, Urban Utility and Summer Boho
are the inspiration for a plethora of up to the
minute looks sure to make a statement this
season. If you would like to win, please e-mail your
That’s what the press release says anyway, answer to barefacts@ussu.co.uk and look
but usually we don’t make you have to out for next week’s barefacts. Entries must
read that becasue we’re nice like that. And be received by midnight on the Monday
how do we get repaid? By eleven people before publication and are only accepted by
entering the competition. You can see the people who normally shop at TopMan...(not
sentiment... really). If no more than twenty people
Anyway, not being one to moan, last enter, then I’m going to have them...(almost
week’s winner of the Polaroid Joycam is really).
[Jon Noble] so well done to hi,.
This week’s competition is to win £50 of You should have
Topman vouchers. All you have to do is seen the picture we
* why do we bother?
had here originally.
In fact, if you want
to have a look at
the original Troma
piccie, drop us a
line at the usual
e-mail address.
14 MUSIC 6 February 2003
SINGLES
REVOLUTION EP A MODERN WAY OF LETTING GO
ONE MINUTE SILENCE | RENEGADE IDLEWILD | PARLOPHONE
This is OMS 4-track single, which as Possibly the best band from Scotland,
singles need to have three songs or less Idlewild have really developed over the last
now-a-days is an EP. This means it won’t few years. From their debut album Hope is
haunt the fabulous British charts. Great. It Important to the most recent The Remote
is very repetitive and tedious although if Part (where this single is taken from), the
heavy rap rock does float your boat this, band have become more mainstream and
I’m sure, is a good release for purchase. Or possibly more mellow (relatively) with their
you could wait for the upcoming album, sound whilst keeping the essence of what
One Lie Fits All which will be released later they are. If you haven’t discovered Idlewild
this year and features the songs from the with their raw rock/indie sound, start here
album three | j.s. (before starting from the beginning with
Captain) seven | j.s.
ALBUMS
JUST LIKE BLOOD
TOM MCRAE | DB RECORDS
The follow up the Mercury Music prize nominated debut album sees a slightly darker side fake concept
seeping out if that’s possible. This singer songwriter is not in the business of making music celebrity squares
you can dance to or play easily on the radio but brings out real emotion. The theme is
doom and gloom but theirs no escaping the haunted sound is pulled off in perfect fashion. students’ union
Chilling vocals on Over The Water make this a definite standout of dramatic proportions. Well LIVE has returned
With too many good tracks to mention it’s defiantly worth investigating. Each track has for the year and the first
qualities in writing and performance from one of the U.K.’s finest singer songwriter that two bands couldn’t have been any different from one another. The Celebrity
proves he’s no one-album wonder in style. eight | m.b. Squares are an acoustic duo singing quarky melancholic pop and Fake
Concept are a narcacistic nu-metal rip off.
FEAST OF WIRE The Celebrity Squares seem a little out of place for the union on a Tuesday.
CALEXICO | CITY SLANG RECORDS Both musicians know how to play, but their talent and quarky pop seems to
This third album from Calexico is a fall on deaf ears in the audience. Admittedly some of the songs do blend into
typically eclectic collection of Americana one another, one of the problems performing an acoustic set. However, when
influenced songs. On first track ‘Sulken the singer Willie Dowling moves onto the piano, the songs receive a more
Waltz’ and at other points throughout the delicate touch than just been strummed out on a acoustic guitar. ‘The king for
album, are the country inflections you a day’ and ‘Happy’ both tug the heart strings and ‘Celebrity Squares’, a song
might expect from a band from Arizona, about the one dimensionality of celebrities is a funny and clever pop song.
including pedal steel. This isn’t a band However, there is nothing really exciting about this band. Yes they write nice
jumping on the alt.country bandwagon songs and they seem like nice people but sometimes nice just isn’t enough.
though as the multitude of different styles Fake Concept on the other hand enter the stage along with a screech of
on display prove convincingly. The band feedback and what sounded like satanic cries. Surprisingly I liked this band at
it seems can do everything, from country first. The songs were tight, the singer had a good voice amongst the screaming
to jazz to funk to cinematic soundscapes and angst and the guitarists even jumped around like they were in Busted (a
such as the haunting strains of ‘Black similar age to). Now I’ve never been a fan of nu-metal but I thought this was
Heart’. This is a fantastically dark and pretty good but then something changed my mind. The singer’s arrogance
atmospheric track that could easily be the and showmanship began to annoy me, it seemed he actually thought he was
outro to an experimental arthouse film. The in Linkin Park. Then the apparent pain and anguish they were in annoyed me.
styles contained here are miles apart, but This band isn’t in any angst, they are a middle class group of boys from the
the obvious skill of the musicians and the ACM being told what notes to hit, what key to be in and what scale to use. It
production (done by the band themselves) all seemed like they were going through the motions and there wasn’t actually
is in creating an album such as this in anything there. The four people moshing liked it though. simon robinson
which the songs blend perfectly together.
The finished result? A hugely enjoyable,
eclectic mix of fantastic music. nine | a.w.
BEAUTY
THE MAJESTICONS
“I would think twice to hanging it up in my living room.” MARC CARROL
TEN OF SWORDS
| EVANGELINE
Will underground hip-hop from New York make it big in 2003? The Majesticons, fresh out of Brooklyn I’m sorry to be honest here, but this album is terrible. It does
are on a mission, determined to get their music heard all over the globe and that includes us here in nothing to inspire and is a weak, dire and dull collection of
leafy, middleclass Guildford, what a contrast to the ghettos! Mike Ladd is at the forefront of The rubbish. The thing is I’m not sure why I hate it. He can sing,
Majesticons, this is one of many projects he has undertaken. A man of many talents, Ladd has done a there’s nice melodies and a pop sensibility about this record
spot of Djing in the past as well as fronting funk and punk bands. but it has been done and heard so many times before, its all Top: Massive
An album that seems to be a lot funkier than your average hip-hop LP but still holds onto the traditional so predictable. Guitar, sweet harmonies and some songs Attack and
about love we have heard a plenty and done so much more [above left]
hip hop sounds. Ladd has created a great piece of art here, I would think twice to hanging it up in my
Tom McRae in
living room though. six | s.b. originally and more excitingly than this. one | s.r. deep thought
16 MUSIC 6 February 2003
wwwdot
some of the Union staff. Toni, Rich, Paul and Scott only one week of airplay! During week three we more. Tune in to 107.3 FM and win!
were all been in talking about a variety of different intend to carry on where we left off in week two.
topics. On Wednesday Pete Tivers interviewed Dr. One of the big highlights for week three is the big
Les McMin the Head of the Student Counseling GU2 balloon launch. On Wednesday afternoon at
gu2dot
Service at the University. Xan, still thinking he 2pm we will launch 107 balloons off the union
could do even more in a week filled with thrills roof, to celebrate the fact that we are broadcasting
and spills, had interviews with the band Jelutong on 107.3 FM. The balloons will have GU2 fliers
[1] Want to fly her away where the sun and rain come in over my face, wash away all the
shame
[2] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it, you better never let it go
[3] I can see it in my own reflection, something funnies going on inside my mind
[4] Come and hold my hand, I want to contact the living
[5] I’m a shooting star leaping through the skies
[6] Haven’t moved from the spot where you left me, it must be a bad trip
[7] Lucky I have strong legs like my mother, to run for cover when I need it
[8] Say after me, it’s no better to be safe than sorry
“
a: fox | b: hound | c: tiger | d: wolf
the simple, unequivocal truth
£300: in the USA, what are Yellowstone and Yosemite?
a: great lakes | b: ivy league colleges | c: new york boroughs | d: national parks
£500: what word describes a person who illegally gains access to private computer systems
using a PC?
a: surfer | b: hacker | c: looker | d: tracker
£1k: what name is given to a hen that is less than one year old?
a: henlet | b: chickadee | c: pullet | d: cockerel
£32k: in which George Eliot novel does the character Tertius Lydgate appear?
a: the mill on the floss | b: adam bede | c: middlemarch | d: silas marner
Chris Tarrant vs. Anne Robinson in
£64k: how are Dominican monks also known? a bout to decide the world quiz-host
a: whitefriars | b: greyfriars | c: blackfriars | d: trappists heavyweight championship of the
world. Who would win? Your thoughts,
please: barefacts@ussu.co.uk
£125k: who scored six goals in the 1903 FA Cup Final?
a: bury | b: derby county | c: everton | d: sheffield united
Returning triumphant for the third week is the now familiar wordsearch.
£250k: which part in the original ‘Star Wars’ film was played by Peter Mayhew? We, of course, received the grand total of zero e-mails regarding whether
a: R2-D2 | b: C-3PO | c: chewbacca | d: darth vader it should be two words, one word or hyphenated, but we were expecting
that. So this is a challenge to all you people I see sitting down in Chan-
£500k: how many different combinations of dots are used in Braille? cellor’s or picking up your copy from around campus: the first person
a: 49 | b: 63 | c: 75 | d: 87 to bring a copy of the completed wordsearch to the media centre (which
is in the students’ union) wilil receive a special prize, which might very
£1m: which Hollywood star made an early appearance in the 1984 ‘BMX Bandits’? well have something to do with 8mile or it might not. You won’t know
a: michelle pfeiffer | b: julia roberts | c: nicole kidman | d: meg ryan until you try it. Otherwise, just e-mail: barefacts@ussu.co.uk.
6 February 2003 LIFESTYLE 21
AFTER driving the minibus for Ski Club EVERYONE has experienced noisy
I’ve noticed an interesting phenomenon. As housemates who keep you ‘entertained’
soon as you pull off, people want you to put with loud music, partying, talking... but
music on – the music requested is usually I’ve just returned home to the sound of Tony Blair climbed into bed after a
in the form of cheese, pop or RnB. Now bagpipes! Yes, someone in Battersea Court long day at the office. Cherie, his
as the minibus driver responsible for 15 appears to be playing the bagpipes in their adoring wife, had her back turned
other people’s lives, you want to be totally room as I write. Rawson seems to be a to him.
relaxed while driving, so you’d rather have rather musical house – at the moment we “What a day, love. I’m knackered.
something else on. can boast two violins, an electric violin, How was your day?”
THE secret seems to be to leave the electric viola, two full sized pianos, a “Well, I went to How To Not Be
diplomatically selected station on for melodica, flute, recorder and several Photogenic class during my lunch-
about 10 minutes, then subtly start turning guitars. But I don’t think that even Chris, break and did very well as it hap-
the volume down. There will become a who is well known for his piano playing pens. Apparently, in my last five
point at which people don’t really notice and singing antics on the floor above, appearances in the national press,
that you’ve turned it down, and continue has reached the dizzy heights of bagpipe I only scored above a “passable”
laughing and talking. You are now free to playing… yet… once.”
select something like Jazz FM, or Radio 3. THE boys on my floor have managed to “Oh, I’m really pleased for you
The only problem with the plan above is find another pastime other than ‘playing love.”
that the new minibuses have large bright war’ recently – ‘playing playstation’. My “Well, you would be, wouldn’t
LCD screens that display JAZZ FM or initial reaction, and that of several other you?”
RADIO 3 so clearly, that it can be seen housemates, was to breathe a huge sigh “Why is that, my dear little chicka- The policeman isn’t just there to protect - he’s there to keep the
right from the back of the bus. This means of relief – surely nothing can be as loud dee duckling?” peace if things chez Blair get nasty
that anyone that is not in the conversation as the ambushes of the final week of last “Because then your ratings sore and
will suddenly notice and shout “WHAT semester? Think again. As anyone coming it justifies that little friendship you have with you know who.”
THE! WE’RE LISTENING TO JAZZ within about a fifty metre radius of Rawson “Now look - just because George and I get on very well doesn’t mean to
FM!!” and they will all demand that you will have heard, the boys of Rawson 2 do say that I’m in any way attracted to him in any sense other than politi-
put Crapital FM back on. Don’t worry not take their football computer gaming cal.”
however, wait another 10 minutes and you lightly. During the first couple of weeks, the “So there is no truth in the rumour that you, him and his friend Camp
can safely change it back again! three of them spent around six hours a day David all spent an evening in the wilderness together?”
ALSO, what is it with people sticking things screaming at the TV screen as they scored, “Absolutely not.”
in their windows that make it look like saved, tackled and no doubt were awarded “Good.”
there is a cardboard cut out stuck in their a few red cards here and there. If the “We went to a ranch.”
window? There must be at least 4 campus University football teams had supporters “Oh my goodness - what are the children going to think?”
rooms that have cut outs stuck in their that enthusiastic, they’d definitely be onto a “We have children?”
window. Wouldn’t it actually be better if winner every time! “Of course we do. Look, I appreciate you are busy and all, but I still
you paid a real people to sit there instead? I’M considering making a list of ambitions think that is no reason to forget that we actually have a family to bring
There must be some monkeys around that I want to achieve before I graduate in the up.”
would do it for very little pay. scarily near future. Every time I look out of “You’re right, darling - it’s just that I have been trying to learn barre
IN Battersea Court windows you could stick my window towards Court Reception and chords on my electric guitar and, what with only picking up G7 last
the person on the window ledge, and then the GU2 studios I can see a metal ladder week, I’ve had a lot to be thinking about.”
put a wire netting thing across from one with a rather bizarre cylindrical casing “P’ah. Don’t you remember when our eldest was brought home after a
wall to another. This way you could make at the top just waiting to be climbed. I’m drunken night out in Leicester Square?”
sure that the person couldn’t come in your not sure exactly where it leads, but that’s “Now you come to mention it, I think I do. Isn’t it lucky that our family
room when it got cold, and if you didn’t all part of the mystery and excitement… name is ‘Blair’?”
want to see them you could just shut the after all, having climbed the ‘golf ball’ “Tell me, Tony, why is that?”
curtains. Obviously the wire netting would by the lake countless times over the past “Well - Cockney rhyming slang now has a useful addition to its rather
be big enough to fit pieces of food through, four years, I should be looking for new humorous library. *Adopts Cockney accent* ‘‘Ere lads - you comin’
and sticks to prod the person when they challenges with which to expand my down Ewan Blair’”?
were getting boring. chris hunter horizons… ‘ickle sarah butterworth “What?”
“Ewan Blair - Leicester Square. I always use it to remember my sur-
name when filling out forms.”
“Oh, you really are pathetic.”
“Me? At least I’m not the one with the ex-page three girl personal
Upside-down answers trainer with a crooked boyfriend that over-shadowed my own press
WWTBAM: [£100: a]; [£200: a]; [£300: coverage.”
d]; [£500: b]; [£1k: c]; [£2k: b]; [£4k:
b]; [£8k: b]; [£16k: a]; [£32k: c]; [£64k:
“Look, I’ve told you - I’m a serial practitioner of law: someone asks me
c]; [£125k: a]; [£250k: c]; [£500k: b]; a law-related question and I can’t help but advise them. I swear they put
[£1m: c]. some sort of drug in those bloody whigs.”
Lyrics quiz: [1] Tatu – All the things she
said [2] Eminem – Loose yourself [3] “You’ve started wearing a whig? Lord knows (oops - sorry) - goodness
Girls Aloud – Sound of the underground knows what the press will say when they find that out.”
[4] Robbie Williams – Feel [5] Queen
– Don’t stop me now [6] Pink – Just like a “It’s part of my job, you prat.”
pill [7] Shakira – Whenever, wherever [8] “Oh, right. You should have said.”
A-ha – Take on me [9] Toto – Africa [10]
Europe – The final countdown
My friend just went to get his eyes
tested and found that his prescription has
changed a little. Do you know what? He
blames it entirely on the size of the font in
the answers section of barefacts. So I said
to him - “if you knew all the answers then
you wouldn’t have to strain your eyes” “You’re such a
and he didn’t know what to say to that. twerp, Tony - get
The moral? Either buy a magnifying your hands off me.”
glass, don’t look at the answers or know Cherie remains
all the answers in the first place. unimpressed.
LIFESTYLE 6 February 2003
almost accurate astrology idea to say ‘Hi, how/who are you? etc.’ before you go in for the fumble, don’t you think?
because facts and horoscopes are mutually exclusive Xan and the art of ironed shorts
There are reasons why people do not iron their boxer shorts.
One is that you are not at home. Ironed underwear equals
Aquarius Leo mother and you are beyond her protective guidance. Another
Your pet fish was looking decidedly peaky Hand stands in the Union? Whatever next! reason is that after a couple of hours of walking, sitting,
last week, so make sure you feed it properly. Really, someone in your position should scratching and more sitting your shorts will be creased
You don’t want the embarrassment of trying be able to find a better way to pass your enough so what’s the point?
to bury a fish with no spade. And if you don’t have a pet Monday evenings, shouldn’t you? Your obsession with a The point is a state of mind. Slipping on a pair of ironed
fish, go out and buy one this week. certain member of staff must also stop at once. boxer shorts is an ideal way of beginning the day. You are
saying to your mind: “This is how I intend to start today and
Pisces Virgo this is how I mean to go on!”
Even after more sparkle cocktails than you See, I told you vegetarian ravioli was Creased shorts, which you have to unfurl to get your feet
can count, never say “bite me” to your friend nice. Unfortunately, you might have to see through, are like having an irritation in your brain. You have
this week - they might just take it literally, someone about your addiction soon – it’s started the day badly and that’s how it will continue.
and you’ll regret it in the morning. But other than that, becoming a bit of a sore point between you and your You could argue that ironing your boxers takes too much
your lucky day will be Monday. housemates. time. Well it does add a good twenty minutes to the task but
the benefits are positive. Don’t forget that simple, repetitive
Aries Libra tasks like ironing are great for thinking through problems,
This is the week to finally put an end to your With the sun moving into Libra this week, and maybe even solving them. It is almost a working
habit of staring out of the window for hours you will find yourself the centre of attention meditation.
on end. Tesco’s will bring you luck (and on Friday, not all of it unwanted. The slave We have to find a moment where we give ourselves time
food) this week and your next door neighbour will prove you bought in the RAG week auction will prove to be a to think and ironing is great for creating space for a bit of
a useful person to know. useful investment, just make sure you don’t go breaking thought. While you remove the creases from your shorts and
those rules… shirts, you can smooth the ones in your mind.
Taurus words: xan phillips
After the slight downer of last week, by Scorpio
Saturday you will be back to your old self After a bit of a quiet one last week, your
and raring to go. Make the most of your new
found energy (supplemented by the union’s new supply
of red bull) and make Monday a night to remember.
night out tomorrow will contain enough
excitement to more than compensate for the
recent lack of entertainment. The bottle bank will be
in
especially lucky for you at 11.42pm, though stay away next week
Gemini from the speakers, you know what happened last time.
Get down to the launderette tomorrow
– people are starting to notice you haven’t Sagittarius
changed your clothes since Tuesday. Luck Things have been getting to you quite a lot
will also be on your side, and dryer number 9 will at last
be free.
lately, so my advice is to go for a quiet walk
round the lake and commune with the ducks. ARTS
Cancer
You’d better start calming down soon, as
Capricorn
There is no avoiding the issue, your room
&
your bank balance is starting to show the
strain you’ve been putting it under lately.
must be tidied this week. The smell is
starting to seem through the keyhole, and CULTURE WEEK
Cutting down on one of your nights out this week will if you don’t heed my advice then the people from
give you a welcome early night, though make sure you environmental health will be paying you a visit by the
catch up on all the gossip – it’s going to be flooding in! end of next week. what’s the Union up to now?
6 February 2003 SPORT 23
This week at KickFit: keep healthy and safe
University Sports Leagues New year is the perfect time We had good feedback from
Lexden 3 The leagues for this term’s sports start this to give up nasty habits and the self-defence course that
UniSPORT Guildford 2 Monday. If you haven’t yet take up new opportunities was run last semester (which
received your fixtures please contact Dave and lifestyle changes. I for I couldn’t make) but Kickfit
Hitchcock at the Sport Centre one am very happy to have sounds even more appealing.
UNISPORT GUILDFORD’S PROGRESS in the t: [68]9201 | e: d.hitchcock@surrey.ac.uk returned to yoga and started It’s a fusion of self defence,
NSL took a dent as they lost a tight game to Please can you turn up on time for your doing a bit of volunteering. martial arts and kick boxing
current national league champions Lexden games and if you are unable to play your I feel better physically and techniques and it’s energetic
at the Varsity Centre. game let the us know.
have enjoyed putting myself TONI BORNEO enough to do your heart
to good use– which does some good (and will certainly
Sarah Kippax had a long journey from VICE PRESIDENT EDUCATION
wonders for your sense of AND WELFARE do your wobbly bits good,
Manchester and was always in for a tough New courses
worth. too). Even better, because
time against Rebecca Macree Although she Yoga - Due to the high demand for yoga this Anyway – yesterday, I had a it’s not a course, you can pop
lost 3 – 0 Sarah showed why she is one of term we have added an 8 week course on conversation with Jayne Morris, who runs along for free with a paid up campuscard
the up and coming stars in the game. Wednesday’s at 8pm. Join now at the Sport the Kickfit class at UniSport and something (or pay £3 on the door) as and when you’re
Next on court was former UniS student Centre. occurred to me. I still wouldn’t have a clue free so it’s not even a commitment.
and current Varsity no.1 Mick Biggs. Mick Self defence starts on 9th Feb, 3 - 4pm at how to defend myself from assault, which It’s on Tuesdays and Thursday’s at 7.30pm
delighted the home crowd in his second the Sport Centre. This 5 week course is open is something I’ve been meaning to learn for at UniSport. Maybe I’ll see you there…
National League appearance of the season to males and females and practices simple a long time and never really got around to. welfare@ussu.co.uk
and kept his 100% record in tact winning self defence methods and how to avoid
3 – 1 against Chris Smith. Mick is also in dangerous situations.
the qualifying rounds of this years nationals The KickFit class is a fusion of many different martial arts, as
starting next week. well as some aspects of boxing and kick-boxing. It caters for
A shock came when Neil Frankland lost to the difficulties many people experience trying to make it week
UNISPORT EVENTS
Paul Allen for the first time in 15 meetings. after week to follow a particular pursuit and allows people to
This proved to be game that snatched it Valentines Dinner come to the class whenever they can make it. It is therefore an
for Lexden. Despite Stacey Ross beating Friday 14th February | Varsity Bar ideal way for people to learn the rudimentary skills of many of
Lexden captain Tony Hands 3 – 2, Steve National League Squash the martial arts without having to commit to weeks of courses,
Meads found it tough against the player Tuesday 18th February | Varsity Centre as well as being a great way of developing basic self-defence
ranked 8 places above him and the towering Latino Evening skills. It is ideal for both men and women.
figure of David Evans and lost 3 – 1. Friday 21st February | Varsity Bar A normal one-hour session would involve 20 minutes of
UniSPORT’s last home game of the season 6 Nations Rugby cardiovascular warm-up, 20 minutes of partner-work and then
is against Chichester on 18th February. Throughout 02 & 03 | Varsity Bar an extensive warm-down. The partner-work - which is both
This is your last chance to see World Class same-sex and opposite sex - involves using a lot of the new UniSport equipment, such as
Squash until October so book your tickets For more information, check out: punch-bags and punch-pads, and can help to develop coordination and reflexes, as indeed
now by calling the Varsity tel. (68)9242. www.unisport.co.uk can the entire class.
UniSPORT Cardholders get free entry! The instructor is Jayne Morris, a final year student who has many years of martial arts ex-
perience. There is a strong history of martial arts in her family and this has resulted in her
gaining black belts in karate and Taekwondo. She trains regularly with the UniS Taekwondo
personals
team and is a certified instructor for Kickbox Fitness™; she has also been recognised by
BUSA as a “sports person of a high standard whilst studying” during her time at UniS. There
are also many other qualifi-
cations she holds that are
too numerous to mention.
Anyone seen Trevor the big fluffy bunny with who?
recently?!!
ava four for four pounds was good, but If you have never practised
pete likes spicy thai! where was my snack bite and black. I’m martial arts before, or if
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24 6 February 2003
SURREY PRIDE
Women’s football go from strength to strength
ON SUNDAY 26TH January, the women’s BY NAT TARRANT
football team played a friendly against
Royal Holloway. This was in preparation
University of Surrey 7
for our first BUSA league match after
Royal Holloway 2
Christmas. It turned out to be an 8 a side
game since Holloway could only manage
to bring 6 players! Being the sporting side 4
University of Surrey
that we are, we decided to give them two of 1
Brunel
our players in order to make the game worth
playing.
Unfortunately, not being able to make the positions on the left and was determined to
game myself, I was informed that everybody hit the back of the net but managed to put a
played extremely well. Heather worked couple of shots just wide of the post.
very hard up front creating some excellent We were definitely the better side, however
chances both for herself and others. Beast Brunel scored first with a well taken goal.
made an excellent comeback, returning from It didn’t take us long to equalise though.
her placement in USA. She played some This time Beast’s shot was on target and the
good through balls and made lots of runs up keeper had no chance.
front. Carly and Becky played for Holloway In the second half we kept the ball on the
and even though they didn’t see much of the floor and were able to break down Brunel’s
ball, they put in some good challenges. defence a lot more. I made the most of some
Player of the match was Little Rach. She poor goal kicks and eventually managed to
hasn’t been playing much first team football score to take us into the lead and become
this year but has continued to come training the leading goalscorer for the team. That Above: the University of Surrey women’s football team whose latest matches have
and all her hard work paid off as she scored didn’t last long though as Linda managed resulted in excellent victories. To read the full match reports, see left.
her first ever goal! to slot the ball under the keeper to make it
On Wednesday we played our first BUSA level again. Collette added a birthday goal
match against Brunel. It was freezing cold
and there was a strong wind blowing across
the pitch. Once we settled down, we started
to ensure the game was ours.
Player of the match was really hard to decide
since everybody played really well. Ally
A day in the life of a rower
to put some good passing moves together. and Kim at the back were solid as always
Collette played some good balls through to but eventually it was awarded to Steff who MY NAME IS Simon Granshaw and I am
the forwards who were unlucky not to score. made several well timed challenges to keep captain of University of Surrey Boat Club.
Beast was getting into some excellent Brunel out of the game. This is an insight into what the Boat Club
does during a normal week.
Most days I am up quite early Between 5am
Imperial march
and 7am, to go for our morning training,
which either comprises a run, training
on the ergo (rowing machine) or ‘on the