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112 LA VIDA SOFÍA! By L IL I A NOL IK
Her va-va-voom beauty, her endorsement mega-deals,
her Latina accent—everything about Sofía Vergara is
over the top. Yet, even with a new film and a wedding on
the way, TV’s highest-earning actress makes it all seem
utterly natural. Photographs by Annie Leibovitz.
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straight into immortality. His private life was another story.
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biography inspires a look at how the Nobel Prize–winning
novelist used his personal dramas for his work.
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The 1 Hotel opens in South Beach. Hot Tracks: Mark
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COLUMNS
84 THE SWEET SMELL OF DISGRACE
By J A ME S W OL C O T T From Fareed Zakaria and
Benny Johnson (plagiarism) to Brian Williams and
Bill O’Reilly (confabulation), most media screwups
F R O M L E F T : Brian Williams (page 120); Kelsey Grammer (page 82); one of inspire the same mix of lamentation and
Matt McMullen’s RealDolls (page 154); Richard Lewis and Larry David (page 90). Schadenfreude. The difference lies in what happens
to the culprits. Photo illustration by Javier Jaén.
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and their fates—are on exhibit in L.A. By Dave Eggers.
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80 IN THE DETAILS JIM PARSONS
82 OUT TO LUNCH K EL SE Y GR AMMER
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1 Desmond Tutu
In this month’s V.F. Portrait (page 140), Archbishop Desmond Tutu honors
equal-rights advocate and MacArthur Fellow Bryan Stevenson. A Nobel Peace
Prize and Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, Archbishop Tutu
is no stranger to the causes of the oppressed. But, as he says, “causes need
champions, and Bryan—a gifted lawyer, academic, and writer—accepted
the responsibility for championing the cause of righteousness.”
3 Christopher Buckley
When Christopher Buckley was a student at Yale, he did not take Harold Bloom’s
literature course, for “fear of being eaten and spat out,” he says. As he writes
in “Harold Bloom’s Canon Fire” (page 128), his fascination with the polarizing
literary critic remains. “We need critics—not to tell us what we like about art,
but to tell us what is wrong with the art that we like.” Buckley’s The Relic Master,
a historical novel set in 1517, will be published next year.
4 Larry David
In “The Lewis and David Expedition” (page 90), Larry David honors his longtime
friend Richard Lewis. The article was adapted from the introduction to Lewis’s
forthcoming memoir, Reflections from Hell—the book’s title making reference to an
expression Lewis has long claimed to be his. When asked if he has ever had a joke
stolen, David laughs. “I’ve had shows stolen! I’ve had entire series stolen!” Fish in the
Dark, a hit comedy written by and starring David, is currently on Broadway.
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1 Martin Amis
The work of Saul Bellow had a tremendous impact on novelist
Martin Amis, who writes about the American Nobel laureate in “Bellow’s Gift”
(page 130). “When I started out, in the 1970s, the English novel seemed
to be reduced to chronicling the ups and downs of the middle class,” says Amis.
“I subconsciously felt the need for more range—for the fertile promiscuity to
be found in American fiction, and most signally in Saul Bellow.”
2 Edward Sorel
Contributing Artist Edward Sorel, who caricatures acerbic literary critic
Harold Bloom for “Harold Bloom’s Canon Fire” (page 128), first encountered
the Yale professor at a public lecture. “He was so arrogant and so dismissive
of the crowd,” says Sorel. “So, to do the picture for this article was to get even
PH OTO GRA P HS BY K ATH ER I NE B RYA N ( 4) , S USA N K A RP ( 3 ), M I CHA E L L I ON STA R ( 1) , L EO SO R EL ( 2)
with Harold—it was an act of revenge.” Sorel is currently at work on an
illustrated biography of movie star Mary Astor.
3 Josh Karp
In researching his forthcoming book, Orson Welles’s Last Movie (adapted in
“Orson’s Last Stand,” on page 142), journalist Josh Karp confronted the
misconceptions about the outsize director. “The way people remember
Welles is all or nothing. He’s a genius or he’s a sellout who did Paul Masson
commercials. He’s our greatest director, or an irresponsible maniac,” says
Karp. “But, in truth, he was simply a great artist who was incredibly human.”
4 George Gurley
George Gurley’s article about the rise of high-tech sex dolls, “Dawn of the Sexbots”
(page 154), marks the second time that he has investigated a kinky
subculture for Vanity Fair, having previously reported from a convention of people
who get turned on by dressing up in furry costumes. “After two days at the
convention, I felt like the oddball—and the same thing happened after being around
RealDolls and their owners,” says Gurley. “As with so many things
that appear bizarre at first, it’s not a big deal after a while—it’s even mundane.”
WAR STORIES
N I GE L PAR RY
special correspondent straightforward one these days. You read a
Bryan Burrough sifts couple of thousand words of news four or
through the wreckage at five nights a week to an ever diminishing
NBC News, an assign- audience of grumpy retirees. To boost your
ment he began working on a month credibility, you drop into weather disasters
before the regrettable self-immolation or war zones a few times a year for on-air
of Brian Williams, the Nightly News an- cameos. And you go down to Washington
chorman and the division’s bright and periodically for one-on-ones with whoever
shining star. Once considered a para- is president. For doing this, you make in
gon of American broadcast television, a few days what many reporters make in a
NBC News started having troubles long year. Which meant that, when Williams
before the revelation earlier this year stumbled, the huddled masses of the jour-
that Williams had misstated or exagger- nalism trade became his high executioners.
ated some of his activities in war zones “When it comes to eating-their-own media
and during his coverage of Hurricane frenzies, the full piranha-tank thrash,” says
Katrina. Indeed, ever since Comcast, the Philadelphia-based cable James Wolcott in his column on page 84, “nothing can compete with
giant, took control of the network, in 2011, the news division had the classic tale of a marquee name brought low.”
been on a slow, downhill roll. When Comcast took charge, NBC It could be said that the very things that set Williams apart from
News had the No. 1 morning broadcast (Today), the No. 1 Sunday- the herd—the ability to both deliver the news with authority and
morning broadcast (Meet the Press), and the No. 1 evening broad- charm the pants off talk-show audiences—became liabilities. To those
cast (Nightly News with Brian Williams). with less, he seemingly has it all: a great wife and a close and talented
Today and Meet the Press have since slipped from their prime family, a full head of hair. Not to mention that first-rate sense of hu-
spots, following a series of management missteps and the general mor. The thing is, Williams also takes his position as the face of NBC
gravitational forces of television. First it was the Ann Curry soap News seriously, and with little of the pompous swagger that many of
opera on Today, then David Gregory’s torturous departure from his predecessors had. Taken all together, he would be an enormous
Meet the Press, then the bizarre firing of a 38-year-old program- asset anywhere. And if NBC is smart, once Williams’s time in jour-
ming wunderkind named Jamie Horowitz, who had been lured nalism purgatory is up, the network will find a big chair for him and
away from ESPN to repair Today and was let go in a matter of tether him to it for a good long while.
months. And just when it looked as if things couldn’t get worse,
A
they did, with the Williams hoo-ha. small drama involving Little England and Big Chocolate is
In “Civil War at NBC News,” on page 120, Burrough traces playing out on the narrow streets of Greenwich Village. On
much of the blame to the two executives that NBCUniversal’s the one hand, you have two family-owned businesses, Tea &
C.E.O., Steve Burke, a prized Comcast veteran, hired to run the news Sympathy and Myers of Keswick. Located just a few blocks from
division. To be chairman of the news group, Burke installed Patricia each other, they are both charming mom-and-pop throwbacks that
Fili-Krushel, who had enjoyed an enviable career in programming cater to British expats and local Anglophiles, with their trade in the
and corporate paper-pushing but had absolutely no news experience. food and ephemera of what is essentially 1955 England: Hobnobs,
For the president’s job, directly under her, Burke and Fili brought in bangers and mash, and all manner of Cadbury chocolates. The
a high-octane British television-news programmer, Deborah Turness. Cadbury products in these and other small British shops in the U.S.
Burke, Fili, and Turness, it seemed, had neither the temperament have always been imported from England. This past fall, however,
nor the skill set to handle the hothouse orchids of the news opera- Hershey, the American candy giant, which some time ago bought
tion: the on-air talent. “You have kids?’’ one NBC executive said to the right to make Cadbury products in the U.S., sued to ban the im-
Burrough. “Well, if you let them, they’ll have ice cream every night. ports. Hershey did this so that it would have no competition as it
Same thing in TV. If you let the people on air do what they want, goes about making Cadbury goodies the American way.
whenever they want, this is what happens.’’ This has not gone down well with small shops like Tea & Sympa-
To repair the situation following the suspension of Williams, thy, whose owners have declared all-out war on the faceless villains
Burke turned to Andy Lack, a venerated NBC hand, who had first down in Hershey, Pennsylvania. As contributing editor Bruce Handy
run the news division more than 20 years ago. Lack is a charismatic writes in “Little Shop Across the Ocean,” on page 134, “If Hershey’s
and highly vocal leader. (He also happens to be the husband of V.F. version of Cadbury was the same thing as Cadbury’s Cadbury, if
contributing editor Betsy Kenny Lack.) And he comes equipped they tasted alike, there might not be a problem.” But the American
with years of experience at both massaging and directing delicate, if iteration of the British original doesn’t even come close. And just like
inflated, egos. Lack’s arrival may be good news for Williams—Lack that, the perennially complex special relationship between the U.S.
was the man who groomed him for the top spot in the first place, and the U.K. has turned even the matter of the favored chocolates
and they are pals of long standing. of an English childhood a little bit sour. —GRAYDON CARTER
DISHONOR
ROLL
The façade of the
Marlborough
School, South
Rossmore Avenue,
CAMPUS CONFIDENTIAL
Los Angeles.
A
s a Marlborough School alumna, I am deeply ashamed And the biggest question of all: Did our
current ambassador to Germany, John
of my school, specifically the board of trustees, which Emerson, knowingly let a pedophile free to
has thrown all the blame onto head of school Barba- teach at another school so as not to damage
ra Wagner (“The Prep School and the Predator,” by his own reputation?
PATRICIA MANZE
Evgenia Peretz, March). Not once, even in their report, did they Sherman Oaks, California
T
he last line of the Marlborough article
who was president of the board at the time and the person Wagner is a quote from one of the school’s for-
approached with Mikaela Gilbert-Lurie’s allegations against Joseph mer board members: “We all failed to
notice that times were changing.” So, if times
Koetters. The victims deserve to have everyone who knew about had not been “changing,” then it would have
the allegations identified publicly. been acceptable to throw the victimized stu-
WHITNEY STAMBLER dents into the grinder so as not to tarnish
Los Angeles, California Marlborough’s reputation?
STACEY COBBETT SAWYER
E
vgenia Peretz was perfectly on point: Koetters was handled? She did not work in a Genoa, Nevada
how is Barbara Wagner, a visionary in vacuum or make decisions unilaterally.
M
education who helmed a girls’ school How could members of the board of trust- y daughter attended Marlborough
credited with the sixth-highest S.A.T. scores in ees put one another’s interests ahead of their School in the 90s. Barbara Wag-
the country, and beloved by a majority of the ethical duty to the Marlborough community ner was the head of school then.
school community, solely responsible for how at large? In many ways, she did a wonderful job, but
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involving students and faculty on a school Pennsylvania Station, Central Park, Wash- Manhattan Project”), the actress on the right
trip—that her management of staff, or lack ington Square, the Plaza hotel, Sutton Place, in the bottom photograph was misidentified.
thereof, and her desire to keep uncomfort- the U.S. Customs House, and the Lower She is Dylan Hundley.
able situations out of public view resulted East Side were all on glittering display.
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Vanity Fair gave us with its 21st and Frank junior up to? What is Amanda [A.J.’s sister] doing?”
Hollywood Issue: the joy of see- But mainly the mail was about what was missing from the issue (in addition to,
ing the forever beautiful Julie Andrews and apparently, several Sinatras).
extraordinary Christopher Plummer together Brits were missing from our Hollywood Portfolio—Brits such as Michael Fass-
again. After 50 years, the most beloved fam- bender (“One of the best of the Brits”—Judy Slattum, Capitola, California); Ioan Gruf-
ily in motion pictures is still around, making fudd (“He’s handsome and has a charming Welsh accent!”—Becky Derych, German-
our lives happier with their fond memories, town, Tennessee); Idris Elba (“Paste in his passport picture, at least, O.K.?”—Fran Fruit,
fantastic sense of humor, and witty remarks. Winnetka, Illinois); Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman (“I take it [they] were not available to
You’re damned right, Vanity Fair—the music be photographed”—Pam Lohman, Fishers, Indiana); Steve Coogan (“Would have been
never stopped, and it never will! perfect if you included [him]”—Candace Serviss, Loda, Illinois); Colin Firth and Emma
WALDEMAR LOPES Thompson (“How could you [omit them]?”—Diana Jelinek, New York, New York); and,
São Paulo, Brazil for good measure, Tom Hardy again (“Luscious”—Sunny Merry, San Francisco).
And, according to some readers, certain New York–centric movies were missing from
“The Manhattan Project,” V.F.’s list of the top 100 films set in that city: Week-End at the
Waldorf (Paul Ross, Lexington, Massachusetts); After Hours and The Panic in Needle Park
MADE IN MANHATTAN (Lisa Gilroy, New York, New York); The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit (James R. Mc-
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enjoyed “The Manhattan Project” Carney, Oakville, Ontario); The Pope of Greenwich Village (Richard Roswell, Studio City,
(March), but I was sorry to see that your California); Frankie and Johnny (Anna Kovac, Little River, South Carolina); The Boys in the
list of the best films about New York Band, Auntie Mame, and Bright Lights, Big City (David Rison, Chicago); and The Warriors
(Jon Carver, North Potomac, Maryland, “via Brooklyn, New York”).
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WORSE THAN MOST / 7%
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first American
ancestors be
proud of you?
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STEVE JOBS / 24%
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help or hurt the U.S.? This poll was conducted on behalf of CBS News by Social Science Research Solutions
of Media, Pennsylvania, among a random sample of 1,002 adults nationwide, interviewed by
telephone February 6–10, 2015. Some low-percentage answer choices have been omitted.
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ANNA CAMP AGE: 32. PROVENANCE: Columbia, South Carolina. PLAYING HER PART: After earning a B.F.A. from the North Carolina School of the Arts,
Camp joined the New York theater circuit and had parts in Equus and The Country Girl, the latter directed by Mike Nichols. “He saw
me in an Off Off Broadway play, so everything I’ve ever gotten was from God Hates the Irish, this weird musical that apparently everyone came to see.” RIDING
HIGH: Camp’s cinematic break was in box-office smash Pitch Perfect, about an underdog female singing group. She reprises her role in Pitch Perfect 2, next month.
KEY NOTE: On Elizabeth Banks, director-producer of Pitch Perfect 2: “She pushes you and makes you laugh and you can’t be afraid of falling on your ass when
you’re around her.” PARE NTAL CONSE NT: “I have done a lot of ‘risqué’ things onstage. They’ve seen me naked in Equus, and at this point there is nothing I do
that shocks them.” GONE WITH THE FILM: Steel Magnolias is one of her favorite films. “That term is perfect for a southern belle. My mother is someone who is so
charming and lovely, but there is something tough as nails on the inside.” FAST FORWARD: Camp, who was a series regular on True Blood and appeared in The
Help, says, “My main goal in this business is to remain true to my art, but also to have fun, and grow, and learn constantly.” — KRISTA SMITH
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“I wanted to celebrate the
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a luxury green brand,” says
founder and co-owner Barry Sternlicht
of his new, posh eco-resort,
1 Hotel South Beach, in Miami Beach.
For more, turn to page 60.
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music. I got turntables for graduation abuse problems, were you sort of expecting
and would just listen to Funkmaster Flex that phone call in 2011, telling you she died?
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or Stretch Armstrong’s routines on the M.R.: No, I was surprised, because she’d been getting
radio and copy what they did. better; for the past year she hadn’t done drugs.
L . R . : You were initially referred to as a L . R . : Whose idea was it for Bruno Mars to wear
“celebrity D.J.” What does that mean? those hair rollers for your live performances
M . R . : I certainly wasn’t a celebrity, of “Uptown Funk”? It’s hilarious.
but I may have the unfortunate M.R.: That’s Bruno. He’s the first artist I’ve ever
dishonor of being the person for whom worked with who’s had better production ideas
that term was invented. I hated it. than I did. We’d butt heads, then we’d do his
I spent seven or eight years working thing, and I’d think, fuck it, he’s right. Bruno is
in clubs where nobody knew who now in this amazing spot that not a lot of people
I was. But the fashion world follows get to—being massively commercial and also
hip-hop trends, I was hired becoming incredibly cool at the same time.
to do a lot of fashion shows, and L.R.: Were you concerned that people might
there were celebrities there. think it pretentious that (novelist) Michael
L . R . : You spent the first eight Chabon wrote lyrics for your solo album?
years of your life in London, then lived M.R.: I just thought the songs sounded a bit
in New York City, and you still have a British more odd than things I’d done before,
accent. Do you have dual citizenship? and that he would come up with something
M . R . : I got my U.S. citizenship in 2008 because more interesting than what
I didn’t want to be one of those people who Mark Ronson, I would have to say.
photographed
complained about the president and didn’t vote. in London. L . R . : Your solo album is
When I’m in New York I feel completely at home, diverse—from Bruno evoking
but I love the studio I built in London. I probably the funk of Morris Day and the Time to
would say I’m a British New Yorker. Tame Impala’s lead singer, Kevin Parker,
L . R . : How did you react when your first production sounding like a soul singer.
work—with singer Nikka Costa—didn’t meet M . R . : That’s just my taste—it’s a judgment
its expectations? call. It’s like a D.J.’s ear; you put
M . R . : She had hard-core fans and was a great live a song on and you have three minutes
performer, but it was my first lesson in don’t believe the to figure out what’s going to blend out
hype. Also, I saw other guys who were starting at the of that song into the next one.
he Facebook revolution has given rise to ity, and their escape, in Hope (Viking).
a new art form, the digital essay. At the forefront, Jeff Louise Troh, the fiancée of the first
Nunokawa and his Note Book (Princeton)—elegant missives that will turn man to die of Ebola in America, grieves in My Spirit Took You In (Wein-
haters into lovers. Also this month: Kate Bolick cheers on single-by-choice stein). Taylor Antrim’s Immunity (Regan Arts) is a dystopian stab at New
American women in Spinster (Crown). Pioneering rock critic Richard Gold- York City’s ultra-rich. Childhood hell-raiser Christopher Byron runs wild in
stein relives the 60s in Another Little Piece of My Heart (Bloomsbury). Peter Tales from Bluewater Hill (Significance Press). Joseph E. Stiglitz
Coyote’s The Rainman’s Third Cure (Counterpoint) meditates on his path to seeks to bridge The Great Divide (Norton) between our nation’s
Zen ordination. Jamie Brickhouse plunges into his dark days of boozing in haves and have-nots. Amelia Gray’s sensationally weird stories
Dangerous When Wet (St. Martin’s). Kate Atkinson are Gutshot (FSG Originals). Michael
reconnects with characters from Life After Life in its Clinton shows off his travel pics in Closer
companion novel, A God in Ruins (Little, Brown). Self- (Glitterati). Cleary Wolters frees fact
appointed patriots avenge the victims of the Armenian from fiction in Out of Orange (Harper-
genocide in Eric Bogosian’s Operation Nemesis (Little, One). Fern Mallis’s Fashion Lives (Rizzo-
Brown). Debut novelist Andrew Roe ponders tran- li) command center stage. A cavalcade of
scendence with The Miracle Girl (Algonquin). Entre- pioneers, star chasers, and misfits
preneur Christian Hageseth rolls Big Weed (Palgrave Macmillan), blazing parade through Cari Beauchamp’s My First Time in Holly-
back to his heady trip through the legal bud business. An illegal organ broker wood (Asahina & Wallace). Barry Estabrook carves up the
gets into a spot of bother in Brian DeLeeuw’s unnerving novel The Disman- other white meat in Pig Tales (Norton). A. Brad Schwartz
tling (Plume). Jon Macks surfs the history of late-night TV in Monologue tunes into 1930s America’s Broadcast Hysteria (Hill and
(Blue Rider). Devoted pen pals Caitlin Alifirenka and Martin Ganda Wang). Peter W. Kunhardt, Jr. updates The Photographs of
pledge, I Will Always Write Back (Little, Brown), with Liz Welch. Tight-lipped Abraham Lincoln (Steidl). Gillian Zoe Segal’s Getting
reporter Judith Miller speaks in The Story (Simon & Schuster). Tom Devlin There (Abrams Image) corners dream mentors—such as
showcases a quarter-century of Drawn and Quarterly (Drawn & Quarterly). our own editor, Graydon Carter—for life-changing, real-
Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus recount their agonizing decade in captiv- world advice. Read more. Read better. — E L I S S A S C H A P P E L L
IN SHORT
Brett Morgen resurrects Kurt Cobain (Insight Editions). Elizabeth Alexander’s memoir shines with The Light of the World
(Grand Central). V.F. contributing editor Janine di Giovanni develops Eve Arnold (Prestel). Ivan Vladislavić puzzles out 101 Detectives (And
Other Stories). Elizabeth Berg channels George Sand in The Dream Lover (Random House). April Bloomfield and JJ Goode toss
A Girl and Her Greens (Ecco). Dieter Buchhart and Tricia Laughlin Bloom open up the notebooks of Basquiat (Skira). Jean Sagendorph and
Jessie Sheehan’s Icebox Cakes (Chronicle) are sweet. Thomas Kunkel’s Man in Profile (Random House) is The New Yorker’s Joseph
Mitchell. David McCullough dips into the diaries of The Wright Brothers (Simon & Schuster). John Lydon holds nothing back in Anger Is an
Energy (Dey Street). Karl Ove Knausgaard toils on in My Struggle: Book Four (Archipelago). Jack Welch and Suzy Welch train you
for The Real-Life MBA (Harper Business). Marc Weingarten and Jeff Gordinier collect tributes to female musicians in Here She Comes Now (Rare
Bird). Bryan Denson exposes The Spy’s Son (Atlantic Monthly Press). Willie Nelson stays cool in It’s a Long Story (Little, Brown). — E . S .
Hayward
foldovers; a
painting
of Leland
Hayward;
a Hayward
foldover
box bag;
a plate
clutch.
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hen Marin producer Leland Hayward’s fashion director. In 2008, she her designs after relatives:
Hopper, belongings were color slides of his launched a Hayward handbag line, a clutch, for example, is called the
daughter of chic family’s travels and telegrams limiting her business to custom “Slim.” These elegant items are
Dennis from Ernest Hemingway. Marin orders. “I felt encouraged to now available at Hayward House,
Hopper and Brooke Hayward, has always been steeped in style; translate our family story into a New York flagship whose
discovered a trove of her her grandmother was movie merchandise,” she reflects. From bathroom is lined in wallpaper
grandfather’s papers at the New star Margaret Sullavan and her her grandfather’s signature watch representing Marin’s prolifically
York Public Library a few summers step-grandmother was Best-Dressed fob, Marin derived her bags’ tangled family tree. “We are rooted
ago, she knew she had hit upon Hall of Famer Slim Keith. At 21, “H” hardware. (“I used to wear deep in America,” she says. “Our
the DNA of her accessories brand, Marin took a job at Vogue, that fob as a necklace,” Brooke story is wonderfully true, and I’m
Hayward. Among agent and and eventually she became Elle’s Hayward says.) And she named renewing it.” — AMY FINE COLLINS
Beachy Keen
farmstand in the lobby, a fleet of Tesla electric vehicles, and 100
percent organic linens: 1 Hotel South Beach in Miami Beach,
Florida, is the ultimate eco-friendly oasis. And its debut marks Barry
Sternlicht’s latest step in revolutionizing the hotel industry. “I call it ‘the luxury of
enough,’” says Sternlicht, who birthed W Hotels. “It’s very comfortable, but not
ridiculous. It will be refreshing.” (Two more 1 Hotels will open, in N.Y.C., by the
end of the year, and an additional 12 are in the pipeline worldwide.) In
1 Hotel’s Miami Beach, Sternlicht worked with property co-owner Richard LeFrak
rooftop pool
cabanas. and tapped design studio Meyer Davis to transform a 17-story landmark
on Collins Avenue built in 1925, through the use of woods, stones, and
organic textiles. The décor is just one part of the all-green, all-serene experi-
ence that guests can expect. The 426 rooms—each a spacious 700 square
feet, on average—come with Triple-Clear water filters, hemp-blend-filled Keetsa
mattresses, terrariums, yoga mats, and meditation guides (there’s an app for
that on the in-room tablet). Plus: the hotel’s three restaurants will be helmed by
farm-to-table maestro Tom Colicchio, in his Miami debut. — J A M E S R E G I N AT O
inding a great present for the person who has everything is home, favorite architectural structure, or even an entire section of a much-
tough. The gift has to be cool, unique, personalized, original, and so forth. loved city. For both practices, they work together to develop CAD drawings,
Ever thought of an architectural model? Or, more specifically, a small, plas- referencing photographs and Google Earth, and using satellite data and ar-
ter version of a favorite house or building? It might just be that the British- chitectural drawings—never needing to see the building itself. Then traditional
based company Chisel & Mouse has cre- and fiddly plaster-cast modeling techniques
ated the holy grail of fancy gift giving. using rubber molds are employed to create
In 2011, brothers Robert and Gavin the finished product.
Paisley decided they were done with their Despite this creative process, the broth-
business “developing back-office systems ers don’t see themselves as artists. “I like to
software.” (In fairness, who wouldn’t be?) think we’ve chosen a nice aspect and creat-
“We were desperate to make something CHISEL & MOUSE ed something that’s stylish,” says Gavin.
with our hands,” says Gavin. The duo set “But we wouldn’t presume to think of our-
about choosing a new creative business selves as artists.” Robert adds, “We call
and hit the jackpot with architectural-model-making, using both tradition- ourselves draftsmen; the architect is the artist.” However, some may disagree,
al plaster-cast methods (hence “Chisel”) and modern 3-D printing and as these often familiar buildings are transformed into objects with inherent
computer-aided design (CAD) technology (hence “Mouse”). beauty, abstracted to a degree thanks to the smooth, white surface of the plaster.
They set up the Chisel & Mouse studio in the equally charmingly named And beyond beauty, these maquettes can multi-task: Chisel & Mouse
village of Nutley, on the edge of the Ashdown Forest (medieval hunting will slice buildings in half to create bookends, mount architectural struc-
grounds that were the inspiration for Hundred Acre Wood, where A. A. tures on Perspex to be hung on a wall, or incorporate entire cityscapes
Milne’s Winnie the Pooh stories are set). From here, the Paisley boys work on into tables that display them beneath glass. “I love the idea of immortal-
both elements of the Chisel & Mouse business: a collection of models based izing a place that’s special to people,” says Robert. And the feeling is
on popular landmarks and buildings—including London’s Hoover Building, shared. For those whose houses are so special that they want to look at a
Miami’s Century Hotel, and New York’s Guggenheim Museum—and the be- model of them, even when they’re inside, well, they love Chisel & Mouse.
spoke angle, working with clients to make an any-size maquette of their own (chiselandmouse.com) —ALICE B-B
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crystal flacon. Extraordinary was conceived for women who live their lives in like manner—with
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Julianne Moore
with husband
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City Hall.
PAPARAZZI-PALOOZA
This year’s Vanity Fair Oscar party,
the 21st to date, was about as good as it
gets. Held in a custom-designed
structure ensconced between the Wallis
Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts
and the landmarked Beverly Hills City
Hall, the glamorous soirée was set against a
Bella backdrop steeped in Southern California
Heathcote history. A collection of illustrious guests and
and Margot friends of the magazine gathered for
Robbie cocktails and an intimate dinner prepared by
the inimitable chef Thomas Keller.
Eddie Cozy elegance gave way to revelry as
Redmayne Oscar winners, starlets, comedians,
moguls, Silicon Valley whizzes, all-star
athletes, Grammy winners, and
supermodels shimmied, sipped, sauntered,
and shook more than just hands at the
most famous party of the year.
—PUNCH HUTTON
Amy
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JIM PARSONS
A PA N O PLY O F E C C E N T R I C B I O G R A PH I C A L DATA R E : B R OA DWAY ’ S VO I C E O F G O D
J
im Parsons is the warm, well- like ‘Pardon us—we had no idea you were
mannered, Houston-raised gent royalty, and we were insulting you by call-
who, at 42, has spent the past ing you a mixed breed all these years.’ ”
eight years atop CBS’s prime- HE PURCHASED his L.A. home in 2014, in
time-pummeling sitcom The Big Bang the Los Feliz neighborhood, from Rob-
Theory. The show’s record-breaking ert Pattinson, which made for interest-
ratings are in large part thanks to the ing online headlines. “The way that it
self-described theater geek, who makes came out on the Internet, it sounds like
his physicist character, Sheldon Cooper, I took over a bag of money to Robert
endearing in spite of a social aversion, Pattinson and said, ‘I’d like to buy your
a Star Trek obsession, and a superior- house.’ That is not what happened.”
ity complex. (You try charming nearly HIS PREFERRED online news source is The
20 million viewers with a smarty-pants New York Times, and although he has
line about Newton’s gravitational con- never joined the ranks of Internet com-
stant.) His work has led to four Em- menters, “Jesus God in heaven, is it
mys, one Golden Globe, and a trio tempting to join the circus sometimes.”
of Broadway roles—the latest being in HEAVEN FOR Parsons is an early bedtime,
An Act of God, the humorous one-act ideally beginning at eight P.M. with an
play written by The Daily Show with hour of reading, then lights out at nine
Jon Stewart alum David Javerbaum, P.M.—even if it has earned him the
which opens on May 28 at Studio nickname “Grandpa.” “It does tend to
54. In anticipation of his upcoming make people refer to you as a geriatric
stage project, and The Big Bang The- when you are keeping hours that would
ory’s season finale next month, a scroll of certainties JIM ALMIGHTY make the retirement community blush.”
Parsons,
about the face of America’s favorite comedy series. UPON RISING at four or five A.M., his morning routine
photographed
in Los Angeles. involves several cups of coffee (with Coffee-mate and
HIS SECRET acting weapons are note cards, on which he stevia), a protein drink, oatmeal, and then a four- or five-
has handwritten Sheldon’s dense scientific dialogue for each of the mile run on the treadmill, plus training sessions three times a week.
180 or so episodes. For An Act of God, Parsons guesses he is memo- ON NEW Year’s Day 2007, Parsons indulged in his last libation: a beer,
BY THE TIE BAR; WATCH BY JAEGER-L E COULTRE; GROOMING BY AMY FREEMAN; FOR DETAILS, GO TO VF.COM/CREDITS
rizing about 200 cards of divine dialogue (his character delivers “something respectable and amber in hue,” at the Spotted Pig, in
KELSEY GRAMMER
BACK ON BROADWAY IN FINDING NEVERLAND, THE STAR TALKS ABOUT LIFE AFTER TRAGEDY
K
elsey Grammer met me for He certainly looked happy enough—
lunch at one of his favorite and happier still with each delicious
restaurants, Nobu Fifty Sev- course. “Mmmm. You must try this!”
en, the Japanese mecca in Yet, at the height of Kelsey Grammer’s
Midtown Manhattan. “Good to see you,” success, alcohol and cocaine addiction
he said, shaking my hand. “Kelsey.” took him notoriously to the edge of self-
This relaxed, instantly likable man has destruction. “I’ll speak to the straight of
been among the most recognizable figures it,” he offered, and his transparency was
in America since his phenomenal two stunning. “That was the time when I could
decades playing the endearingly know-all not forgive myself for my sister’s death.”
shrink Dr. Frasier Crane on Cheers and There are unimaginable family trag-
Frasier. (Even his voice—as Sideshow edies in this man’s life, which has been
Bob, on The Simpsons—is celebrated.) He both blessed and cursed. When he was
knows the Nobu menu well. “The food 13 years old, his estranged father was mur-
here makes me very happy,” he said, or- dered—shot by a psychopath. His two half-
dering first courses for us to share. “May brothers died in a scuba-diving accident.
I have a double order of the yellowtail ja- The sister he was referring to was 18-year-
lapeño? No garlic,” he asked the waiter. old Karen, who was abducted, raped, and
“Fantastic! And then an order of scallop murdered in Colorado by spree killer Fred-
tiradito, and four pieces of sea-urchin die Glenn in 1975. There were two accom-
sashimi. How about a rock-shrimp tem- plices. Kelsey identified his sister’s body
pura? Great! That will do it. And a tuna- and then informed his stricken mother.
sashimi salad. I think we’re good. Thanks, man.” More than 30 years later, when the killer was
“You’re welcome,” said the waiter. By JOHN HEILPERN up for parole in 2009, Mr. Grammer described
Mr. Grammer was rehearsing Finding Nev- him as a monster and successfully opposed his
erland, the new Broadway musical about J. M. release. “I miss her in my bones,” he wrote to
Barrie and four of the boys who inspired Peter Pan (opening April the parole board. “I was her big brother. I was supposed to protect
15 at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre). He doesn’t enjoy rehearsing as her—I could not… It very nearly destroyed me.”
much as most, though. “I like audiences and performing and, you “But you were only 20. You weren’t even living in Colorado,” I
know … applause!” The show marks the debut of movie mogul said. “How could you have protected her?”
Harvey Weinstein as a marquee theater producer, and Mr. Gram- “It’s hard to explain. It’s not rational. But it happens anyway.
mer plays the pivotal role of Charles Frohman, the American the- I know a lot of people who’ve lost their siblings and blame them-
ater producer of the original 1904 Peter Pan. “You’re the Harvey selves.” When he was able to let his guilt go after many years, he
Weinstein of the period,” I suggested. began to recover, though the hurt remains.
“Exactly! I told Harvey that I’m playing him! Maybe a little more “I’m extremely sorry to dwell on this,” I apologized. “No, it’s all
refined, I don’t know.” At which he laughed good-naturedly. “I think right,” he replied quietly. Almost a year ago, he successfully opposed ST Y L ED BY S ET H HOWA R D; J ACKE T BY I S A IA ; S HI RT BY PAUL ST UA RT; WATCH BY J E A N RI CH A RD;
this thing could run forever!” he said, admitting he’s an optimist by another appeal from Glenn for parole. “I accept that you actually live
nature. “It has a great story, and it’s very uplifting and emotional. I with remorse every day of your life, but I live with tragedy every day of
defy anyone to have a dry eye at the end of the first and second acts.” mine,” Grammer told him via video during the hearing. “I accept your
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Mr. Grammer was about to turn 60. “It feels better than 40 did!” apology. I forgive you. However, I cannot give your release my endorse-
I mentioned that he used to be every tabloid’s dream with all the ment. To give that a blessing would be a betrayal of my sister’s life.”
public dramas of his three former marriages and various scandals He explained to me that he forgave him because he was convinced
following him everywhere like prior convictions. “You know, there of his contrition for the first time. Then he added with calm, deep-
is a tide in the affairs of men,” he replied, quoting Brutus’s homily est emotion, “But I believe the gift of life and freedom he took from
to eternal hope from Julius Caesar. He laughed again (and it’s catch- my sister precludes him from ever being allowed to enjoy that gift for
ing). “I’ve learned to soldier on.” himself. He took her future from her with no regard for her whatso-
And the tide has turned for the better. Four years ago, he married ever. He assumed he had a right to do so. He assumed she was his
a British woman, Kayte Walsh, who’s in her mid-30s, and they live property, and that the precious gift God gave her was his to take.”
happily with their two children—he has six What, if anything, has Kelsey Gram-
children in all—in Holmby Hills, L.A., and mer learned from all this? “That every
in New York City. “This lovely young wom- “I’VE LEARNED TO one of us is going to experience some ter-
SOLDIER ON.”
an lit up my world and changed my heart, rible loss. I just got a big dose. For every
which was a bit calloused and hardened story you hear that’s tragic, there’s anoth-
against a lot of things. And we are good, er that’s equally tragic or more so. I think
and I feel young and alive.” you come to look at it as part of life.”
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JAMES WOLCOTT
nless it’s
something involving Hillary Clinton that
gets them heaving, nothing primes the gas-
tric juices of journalists quite like a scandal
among their own—then it’s feeding time at
the Olive Garden. Journalists seem to get off
far more on the high-profile foul-ups in their
profession than on the feats of accomplish-
ment, but scattered boos have always carried
more freight through the air than congratu-
latory cheers. Any egregious act of malfea-
sance or old-fashioned screwup is attended
by the usual creaky production of pub-
lic seppuku: yippee-ki-yay cries of
MEDIA CULPA Schadenfreude from the usual
News organizations rodeo hands on the Internet;
are increasingly frownish ponderings from pun-
focused on stories dits, journalism professors, and
analyzing their own op-ed writers on the erosion of
shortcomings.
supervision, accountability, and
trust in this untamed disco-fever
digital landscape; internal investiga-
tions whose findings are delivered with the
wounded pride of a bandaged eagle; and, a
few years later, after nearly everybody except
bleary-eyed pros have forgotten, the inevita-
ble memoir or autobiographical novel by the
reformed perp (Jayson Blair, Stephen Glass)
on how personal insecurity, yearning ambi-
tion, and a competitive environment led to
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tic scandals, some of them real doozies. For
me, the determining factors in the fascination
value of a scandalabra are the picture win-
SMELL
dow into human nature it affords and the
scale, audacity, and frequency of the decep-
tion or bungle. Anyone can mess up once,
twice, but serial offenders are putting some
W
hen it comes to eating-their-own
media frenzies, the full piranha-
tank thrash, nothing can com-
THE NEWS-MEDIA LANDSCAPE IS BEING pete with the classic tale of a marquee name
SO FLATTENED
brought low. It is where narrative meets
archetype, and hubris, not mere incompe-
tence or crafty deception, is the cause of
THAT IT’S RUNNING OUT OF FIGURES the undoing. (Or as Gore Vidal immortally
TO STEAMROLLER. put it, “It looks as if our old friend Hugh
Bris is back in town.”) The most absorbing
double feature of 2015’s media melodra-
mas has been the false-memory kerflooeys
spades until finally nabbed, their extensive those crackling, bustling, flashbulb-popping of Brian Williams, the anchor and manag-
paper and pixel trails then retraced. Last tabloid movies such as Five Star Final and ing editor of NBC Nightly News, and Bill
year CNN fired a news editor in its London His Girl Friday, corrosive X-rays such as O’Reilly, the host of The O’Reilly Factor, on
bureau, Marie-Louise Gumuchian, for pla- Sweet Smell of Success and Ace in the Hole, Fox News, and co-author of a best-selling
giarism, the follow-up investigation finding and the hovering, presiding smirk of H. L. series of amped-up historical narratives that
pickpocket fingerprints on about 50 of her Mencken, debunker supreme. Cynicism, are like Classics Illustrated comics for adult
stories. Perhaps what I mentioned above unattractive in the sour extreme, at least lip-readers. Williams and O’Reilly share
about pathological compulsions is mistak- curbs the susceptibility to fall for a story be- height (Williams is a stately six feet one inch,
en, passé. When you plagiarize that prolifi- cause it seems so chewy. New York maga- O’Reilly an intimidating six feet four inches)
cally, it’s unclear whether you’re even trying zine got gulled when it hailed a high-school and hefty success in their respective starships
to put something over on readers; perhaps senior named Mohammed Islam, who but temperamentally and presentationally
it becomes part of the modus operandi, a racked up $72 million as an investor, which toil on opposite sides of the street. With his
laborsaving device. “Here’s a noteworthy turned out to be a complete air ball. The purling voice and engraved phrasing, Wil-
aspect of this case: CNN received no com- teenager had only done simulated trades in liams laid the gravitas inflections down neat
plaints about the plagiarism, according to his investment club—his real-world returns at the news anchor desk and, a master of
a CNN source,” Erik Wemple reported in were vapor. At least that was a relatively smooth tonal shifts, proved himself a droll,
The Washington Post. harmless bit of urban legend, but two gut- ironic presence as a favored late-night talk-
tier stories did considerable damage after show guest, the personification of medium
F
ace it, most readers are oblivi- their credibility crumpled because both cool. Then there’s O’Reilly, the perpetual,
ous. Nevertheless, Gumuchian was concerned a land-mined subject with little rumpled hothead. He can butter on the no-
canned, whereas complaints of pla- margin for error: sexual assault on cam- blesse oblige when it suits him, but it takes
giarism against much, much loftier byliners pus. Rolling Stone had to partially retract about 10 seconds of pushback from a guest,
have barely made a divot in their lustrous and profusely apologize for a traumatic journalist, or professional smart aleck (the
nimbuses. Fareed Zakaria, geopolitical sa- account of a frat-house gang rape at the pre-senatorial Al Franken, for example) for
vant, was suspended by CNN and Time University of Virginia (“A Rape on Cam- O’Reilly to activate his vengeance-is-mine
magazine for plagiarizing a piece about pus,” November 2014) after follow-up re- mode, acting as if he possessed gnarly Liam
gun control and has been wrist-slapped for porting by The Washington Post found dis- Neeson skills that could utterly destroy an
a handful of similar petty thefts, yet, as Da- crepancies, mistakes, and significant holes ovenful of gingerbread men. (“I am coming
vid Uberti observed in his November 2014 in the original story. Failure to interview after you with everything I have,” he prom-
Columbia Journalism Review roundup of major parties in the events of that evening ised a New York Times reporter who was
the record, “Zakaria appears in no danger at the frat house and its aftermath resulted looking into his record as a war correspon-
of losing his prestigious jobs.” Perhaps it is in an excess of faith in the alleged victim’s dent during the Falklands War.)
because, along with his other suave, assured story that proved to be grievously unwise. Where the unraveling of Williams rests
attributes, Zakaria enjoys the magical immu- A similar media dynamic seized hold in upon a few, repeated confabulations, their
nity of having Great Hair—those with Great the sister case of the Columbia University ramifications reported at length elsewhere
Hair (see also the sporadically embattled student who carried her mattress around in this issue, O’Reilly is being castigated
popularizer Malcolm Gladwell) seem to campus as performance art for the failure as a serial exaggerator and self-glorifier, his
receive a special dispensation for their jour- of the administration to expel her alleged blowhard exploits extending over numerous
nalistic brand. It’s just a theory, don’t hold rapist, whom she accused of being a seri- battlefields, foreign and domestic. O’Reilly
me to it. Our Bad Media scored better big- al assaulter; in solidarity, fellow students has posed himself at the red-hot heart of
game success in its takedown of BuzzFeed’s demonstrated by lugging mattresses and action in the eyewitness yarns he’s spun for
viral-politics editor, Benny Johnson, who raising them to form a wall. It made for years. He claimed he covered the Falklands
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Spotlight WOLCOTT
‘T
Unlike Williams, who
The stars of Pan— was suspended for six months without pay,
here never was a cockier boy,” wrote J. M. Garrett Hedlund as O’Reilly so far hasn’t been reprimanded by
Barrie in Chapter Three of Peter and Wendy, Hook, Levi Miller
his employer, or even received a stern finger-
as Peter Pan,
the novel of 1911 that grew from his play of wag, and why would he? His ratings have
Hugh Jackman
1904, Peter Pan. The chapter is called “Come as Blackbeard, been up since the ruckus broke, hardly a
Away, Come Away!,” and that’s what the and Rooney Mara surprise, because O’Reilly functions as the
screenwriter Jason Fuchs (who is also writing as Tiger Lily— angry white male’s apoplexy supplier and his
2017’s Wonder Woman) and director Joe photographed average viewer is Grampa Simpson, shaking
Wright (Atonement, Anna Karenina) have done in the upcoming on the film’s set his fist at a cloud.
outside London.
H
film Pan, a fresh take on the children’s classic. Though its narrative
owever these last two soap operas
includes Peter as a baby, Pan is less a prequel (as has been sug-
play out, they seem like the end of
gested) than it is a fantasia on the theme of Peter Pan. “It’s a reimag-
an era, the last twilight of big-ticket,
ining,” says Wright, who read Fuchs’s script in one sitting, loved its high-visibility anchor-brows in the dinosaur
exuberance, and met with Warner Bros. the following day. diorama. The news-media landscape is
Wright knew the book from his own childhood and remem- being so flattened, atomized, listicled, ag-
bers “being quite freaked out by the images and ideas. It’s not gregated, and accelerated that it’s running
like most other children’s books; it has a total honesty and goes out of prominent figures and familiar land-
to quite unusual places.” Which meant that he had to go there, marks to steamroller, lurching toward the
too. Pan has afforded Wright an enormous canvas, with room idiocracy that writer-director Mike Judge
for intoxicating imaginative play. “There’s something kind of Psy- prophesied in the movie
chedelic Baroque about the movie,” he says, “its visual expres- of the same name. The
@vf.com
sion.” Of the young actor Levi Miller, who plays Peter, Wright media uproars of the fu- To visit James
says, “The light in his eyes comes from the light in his heart.” And ture probably won’t be Wolcott’s B L O G ,
rooted in individual arro- go to VF.COM/
of Hugh Jackman as Blackbeard: “He’s extraordinary in the mov- MAY2015.
gance and irresponsibil-
ie—wicked and damaged and beautiful.” The scene where Peter
ity, or institutional sloppy
and his friends, asleep in a London orphanage, are snatched up practices, but in collective manias (traffic-
through skylights by three dozen pirates who bungee-jump from stopping llamas, dress-color debates) fed
an airborne ship, “that sequence feels like a big moment in my and inflamed by search-engine algorithms
cinematic development,” says Wright, “the sort of thing I never that have no more conscience than cancer
would have tried before.” It’s the spell of Peter Pan, perhaps, cells. Not what any of us signed up for, but
forever urging one to fly. — L AUR A JACOBS all we can do is persevere.
88 P HOTO G R AP H BY GREG WILLIAMS MAY 2015
Spotlight
C
Thirtysomethings
Richard Lewis and
Larry David, with
a colony of Bunnies,
at the Playboy Club
in Los Angeles
in the early 1980s.
H
ere’s a good piece of advice: If you should ever have the the onslaught—you will receive another bombardment of calls and
misfortune of crossing paths with Richard Lewis, do not— e-mails, reminding you of date, time, and place. You’ll assure him
I repeat, DO NOT—give him your personal information. No you’ve already confirmed this multiple times, and then a few hours
address, phone number, e-mail—especially e-mail. Nothing! If he later … voilà!
asks you for it (and he will) and you can’t think of a quick excuse, When you do finally meet, a few things will become apparent dur-
just say no, you’d rather not. Be prepared, though—he’ll be hurt. ing your encounter. First is his excessive use of the word “shrink,”
He’ll tell you he’s devastated. He loves that word. He uses it a lot. which he uses as often as teens use the word “like.” It’s almost a tic.
That’s how he got me to write this [foreword to his new book]. He It will also dawn on you, perhaps during dessert, that you haven’t ut-
asked me, I turned him down, and he told me he was devastated. tered a word. Maybe a few “uh-huh”s, but that’s it. And make sure
In a moment of weakness, I caved. So stay strong. Don’t succumb. to get extra napkins because he’ll be using yours to write down new
Because, if you do, your life will never be the same. jokes, which occur with an almost alarming rapidity. Often you will
You’ll wake up every morning to a barrage of e-mails. It’s actu- notice he’ll be staring at you with an odd look, until you realize he
ally the closest thing to spam that’s not spam. You’ll get constant isn’t really looking at you but at his reflection in the window be-
updates as to what he’s doing and with whom he’s doing it. Press hind you. You and all you possess, especially your clothing, will be
clippings, reviews, tweets, aphorisms, and ruminations on his life and mocked relentlessly and unmercifully, and when he leaves, you will
death. And what you perceive to be private e-mails will have actu- be exhausted and will want to go right to bed. You will not be able
ally been copied to 50 other people. All in all, you’ll begin to dread to read or even watch television. I might add that you will also laugh.
Possibly harder than you’ve ever laughed before. You will be in awe of
Reflections from Hell: Richard Lewis’ Guide on How Not to Live, by Richard
Lewis; illustrations by Carl Nicholas Titolo; foreword by Larry David;
how his synapses fire, how he observes life around him, how his brain
edited and with a preface by Christopher Murray; to be published next sorts and compiles all the images it takes in. You might also notice
month by Powerhouse Books; © 2015 by the author. how kind and sweet and generous he is. —LARRY DAVID
I
LE ARNING CURVE
Washington seems
to forget that just about
every smart idea for
solving one problem
creates some hideous
new problem.
t has been an unbelievable 25 years since was that all about? And what did we accom-
George H. W. Bush started us on the adven- plish for our pains, especially the sacrifices
ture that still isn’t over in Iraq and Afghani- of individual American soldiers? We now say
stan. There are American soldiers fighting “Thank you for your service” to anyone in
and dying in the Middle East right now who a military uniform. This is a nice new civic
weren’t even born when Bush the Elder de- custom that hasn’t, to my surprise, turned
clared the Iraqi invasion and occupation of into an interest-group free-for-all. What about
Kuwait to be an intolerable situation and policemen? And firemen? Or the immigrants
sent roughly half a million Americans half- who keep Southern California shiny? Aren’t
way around the world to reverse it. we grateful to them for their service? Sure,
Twenty-five years down the road is not a but we recognize that the military is different,
bad moment to stop and ask, What the heck and special. And I’ve never understood how
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KINSLEY
it honors dead and wounded troops to per- Some members of these groups even
petuate mistaken wars, in which their num- come from the West. The news article
bers can only increase. about the child of middle-class immigrant
strivers in a place like Cleveland or Liv-
K
uwait wasn’t a democracy before erpool who inexplicably withdraws from
Saddam Hussein’s army marched society and spends his days locked in his
in, in 1990, and Kuwait isn’t really a room reading the Koran and listening
democracy today. No doubt it’s a nicer place to rock music, only to emerge and
to live than Iraq, either during the Saddam resurface at some border cross-
era or during the subsequent American pro- ing, trying to join a radical
tectorate. But then, immiserating the Iraqi group that believes in, oh, I
people—making it hard for ordinary dunno, human sacrifice per-
citizens to get food, energy, health haps—news articles like that
care, and other staples of life—was have become a cliché by
a purposeful part of the American now. “He was such a quiet,
strategy. And that part worked. polite boy,” says a neighbor.
So did the part about getting rid “He used to write long love
of Saddam Hussein—the main goal of letters to Arianna Huffington
George the Younger’s prosecution and post them on Facebook.”
of the war. (“Of course I remember him, dar-
The other goal, which had democracy ling,” says Arianna. “I had to hire
spreading from Iraq to Saudi Arabia to Syr- two private guards to keep him away
ia and beyond, never came close to being re- from me. But I gave him a blog
alized. Egypt bounced longtime ruler Hosni anyhow. Why not?”)
NOW WHAT ?
Mubarak and gave democracy a brief whirl As the ISIS threat Where did ISIS come from?
around the dance floor but didn’t care for he announced he’d found some spreads, it’s worth What ever happened to the
the result, which was soon discarded in favor at last, though we soon learned remembering who other Middle East groups we
of more military rule. The Arab Middle East that the trailers were for mak- created the conditions used to know? Where is al-
that allowed ISIS
today offers various forms of government. ing hydrogen to inflate artillery Qaeda? How about the Tali-
to thrive.
There is “royalty” of dubious provenance, balloons. ban? Does anyone remember the
as in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait—generally Bush’s eventual defense regard- mujahideen? If you do, you’re really
pro-American but ungrateful and untrust- ing the intelligence failures was basically showing your age. The mujahideen were
worthy. There are strongmen, but they can “Look, everyone makes mistakes.” Which the freedom fighters we armed and trained
be longevity-challenged. Some regimes last is perfectly true and perfectly reasonable, in order to drive the Soviets out of Afghan-
weeks, others last decades, and none is a to- actually. But if the war was a mistake, even istan—a shrewd bank shot, everyone agreed,
tally reliable ally. Then there is government an innocent or well-intentioned mistake, any until, after the Soviets slunk away, we count-
by no government: the chaos of anarchy justification for staying on and on has disap- ed the leftover Stinger missiles in the free-
punctuated by atrocities in places like Syria, peared as well. More than a decade later, dom fighters’ broom closet and realized that
Libya, and much of Iraq. What you don’t why are we still there? Max Boot, writing in many were now in the hands of unfriendly
find, a quarter-century after this experi- Time magazine, used the word “credibility” elements. And a lot of the mujahideen had
ment began, are many robust democracies to explain why we had to stay somewhere we gone with them.
in the region (except for the ones that were never should have gone. I thought that, after It may be hard to believe, now that the
already there—Israel and Turkey). The vio- Vietnam, we had pretty much killed that no- media are all-ISIS-all-the-time, but the first
lent groups, needless to say, don’t care much tion. But no, it’s back. reference to ISIS in any major news outlet—
for the United States and, in fact, have spent And yes, the number of Americans in at least the first one referring to the now
years quarreling over whether the proper Iraq is relatively trivial, but President Obama notorious terrorist group and not to Lord
target for terrorist acts is the Great Satan far has already agreed under pressure to in- Grantham’s yellow Labrador, on Downton
away or the Little Satans closer by. crease troop levels, just long enough, you Abbey—was in the summer of 2013. This is
George Bush the Younger decided to fin- understand, to help wipe out the latest—and, not to criticize the media for being late to the
ish the job his father had left half done and seemingly, the worst—malefactor, the terrorist party, or to suggest that the threat to Ameri-
dispose of Saddam, not to mention find group known as ISIS. cans posed by ISIS is currently being exagger-
and destroy those famous weapons of mass ated. It is merely to note that the number of
I
destruction. Nothing better exposes the dis- SIS is merely the most recent in a pa- analyses pouring out of Washington think
ingenuousness (or, at best, the confusion) of rade of horrible groups, Shiite and tanks and experts available to CNN about
America’s motives in the past 25 years than Sunni, religious and secular, murderous who the heck these people are and what they
the palpable disappointment of Bush and his and even more murderous, to which we want is pretty impressive, given that almost
administration—notably Vice President Dick have been introduced through the years. no one had heard of them a year ago. And it
Cheney—at not finding weapons of mass They sometimes are our friends, though se- is also to note how fast the cast of characters
destruction. Iraq’s possession of chemical, cretly helping the other side, or they are in this drama can change, amid the anarchy
biological, and nuclear weapons was sup- sworn enemies of the imperialist aggressor we helped create—which is another reason
posed to be a bad thing, remember? If they (that is, us), but still secretly taking bribes not to leap to the assumption that anything
had already been destroyed or never existed, from the C.I.A. They are often splinters from further we might do would be of help.
then that was a good thing, right? Bush be- some larger tree, either “brand extension” Twenty-five years of this! And we were
came so desperate to find weapons of mass by the original group or its sworn enemy almost out of there when ISIS came along,
destruction that, when a couple of suspicious due to ideological or religious differences through a door we opened to them in the
mobile trailers turned up in northern Iraq, that are impossible to fathom. first place.
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SCANDAL
FOOTPRINTS
IN THE SAND
Dinesh D’Souza
on the beach near
his home, in La
Jolla, California,
in March.
THE RE-EDUCATION
OF DINESH D’SOUZA
Once a wunderkind of the conservative elite, Dinesh D’Souza has made
a fortune with increasingly wild-eyed books and documentaries,
I
including one about Obama’s “rage.” Now serving time for campaign-finance
fraud, D’Souza says he is being punished for his beliefs
By E V G E N I A P E R E T Z
t was seven P.M., and Dinesh D’Souza— sweater over a polo shirt, and clean sneak-
political pundit, writer, documentary-film ers, D’Souza looked as if he were heading
maker, and onetime wunderkind of the in- for a start-up rollout event instead of a com-
tellectual elite—was dining in his new haunt: munity confinement center a few minutes
F O R DE TA I L S, GO TO VF.CO M /CR E DI TS
the Subway sandwich shop in National City, away, where he is serving an eight-month
San Diego, a downtrodden Latino neigh- sentence during nighttime hours.
borhood about 20 miles from the Mexican The rest of his evening would look
border. He ordered his usual: six-inch whole- something like this: He would check in to
wheat sub with tuna salad and provolone. the confinement center at 7:57 P.M., three
The girl making it was one step ahead of minutes before his 8 P.M. curfew. Certain
him. “He’s one of my randoms,” she said that the Obama administration is waiting
affectionately. Indeed, in his glasses, striped for him to slip up, he wouldn’t risk being
96 VANI T Y FA I R P H OTO G R A P H S BY PATRICK ECCLESINE MAY 2015
SCANDAL
late, which is why he eats near the facil- “I’ll be on my bed. I’ll hear four guys dis- out Her—and companion documentaries
ity and not at his home, 20 miles away in cussing the tits on the woman at Los Ta- for the last two, one of which grossed $33
La Jolla, where he is free to spend the day cos. It will go on and on and on. I’m just million, making it the highest-grossing po-
(though he may not leave the confines of powerless to move.” litical documentary after Michael Moore’s
San Diego County). Upon entering the D’Souza reports on his new living situa- Fahrenheit 9/11.
center’s fluorescent-lit, low-ceilinged build- tion with high energy and a matter-of-fact After the charges came down in January
ing, situated across from a pungent recy- bemusement punctuated by an eager, slightly 2014, he cried “selective prosecution,” a se-
cling dump, he would be given a Breatha- dorky laugh—which is odd, given his grim rious offense in which the government un-
lyzer test and patted down. He would join circumstances. Last May, he pleaded guilty fairly targets an individual—in this case, for
about 90 other residents, mostly Latino. to a campaign-finance violation after he was political retribution. Alas, D’Souza didn’t
After using one of the stalls of his commu- caught getting two straw donors to contrib- have evidence that the president, or Attor-
nal bathroom, he would enter the open-plan ute to the campaign of his old friend Wendy ney General Eric Holder, or anyone else in
the Justice Department, was out to get him.
When he couldn’t get the case thrown out
on that basis, he pleaded guilty and
“PART OF WHAT YOU LEARN claimed to take responsibility for his ac-
ABOUT LIFE IS THAT tions. The act might have earned him
A WRECKING BALL
points with the judge, who had the discre-
tion to ignore the sentencing guidelines
(from 10 to 16 months of incarceration),
CAN COME OUT OF NOWHERE,” but D’Souza seemed to squander the
judge’s goodwill by publicly and repeatedly
SAYS D’SOUZA. announcing that he was a victim of political
persecution. The judge seemed perplexed.
Why was D’Souza engaging in self-sabotage?
sleeping quarters and climb onto a top Long, who was running against Kirsten Gil- Did he have some kind of psychological af-
bunk, above a 400-pound guy who, “when librand in the U.S. Senate race in New York. fliction? Why, in the first place, did a man
he moves, the whole bunk bed shakes.” He At one point, he was facing up to two years who had achieved so much success so care-
would do his best to focus on his book in prison, though he ultimately got lessly flout the law when there was so little
and to block out the conversation. eight months in a halfway house, to gain? In short, how could such a smart
ANOINTED plus community service, and man be so stupid?
Clockwise from top: a $30,000 fine. Still, it’s no Indeed, D’Souza may be the most mad-
Ronald Reagan with
small price to pay given that dening, bewildering figure in the punditry
D’Souza, 1988; William
F. Buckley Jr. and most people who commit the world. He is eminently likable in person:
D’Souza, 1982; D’Souza same crime don’t get caught. courteous, avuncular, chatty, quick to laugh,
and Richard Nixon, So, why is he so animated? and willing to lay himself open to ridicule.
late 1980s. According to D’Souza, there’s He’s also a doting father to an intelligent,
a conspiracy afoot: he’s a victim polite 20-year-old daughter, who utterly re-
of Obama’s anti-colonialist rage. veres him. But in his public life he’s patho-
It makes perfect sense, right? In logically drawn to pushing the bounds of
the past five years, he has turned civil discourse, often with a disinterest in
Obama’s alleged rage into a for- backing up his assertions with facts. While
tune with three books—The Roots of this approach has won him hundreds of
Obama’s Rage, Obama’s America, thousands of fans of the Joe the Plumber
and America: Imagine a World With- variety, it has eaten away at his respectability
in intellectual circles. Few
members of the media
elite, he complains, have
been willing to publicly
defend him.
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D’Souza demon-
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strated versions
of these two sides—the
hopeful immigrant, de-
termined to excel, and
the attention-seeking
pest. One of his aspira-
tions as a middle-class
boy growing up in
Mumbai was to memo-
rize the entire English
dictionary. Through a
Rotary exchange pro-
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ten in Ebonics; and the names of members dards and chilling freedom of thought. His e had the plum job, the perfect
of the Gay Student Alliance. In his memoir, editor, Adam Bellow (son of novelist Saul wife, and a provocative tack that
Stress Test, former Treasury secretary Tim Bellow), had urged D’Souza to aim to en- seemed to work. Emboldened
Geithner, who attended Dartmouth at the gage even liberals, and D’Souza did just by the success of Illiberal Education, he
same time as D’Souza, recalls running into that. The book put on the map a conver- pushed his argument further, in 1995, with
him at a coffee shop and asking him “how sation that was necessary at the time, and The End of Racism. His being brown him-
it felt to be such a dick.” it became a best-seller, getting rave reviews self, he believed, put him in a privileged
position to comment on race and would
inoculate him against criticism. Among his
assertions: slavery in this country was not
“I’LL BE ON MY BED. I’LL HEAR FOUR actually based on race. That if we’re going
GUYS DISCUSSING THE TITS to discuss America owing blacks repara-
tions for slavery, then what do blacks owe
ON THE WOMAN AT LOS TACOS. IT WILL America for the abolition of slavery? He
GO ON AND ON.”
riffed on “widely different personalities”
developed during slavery—“the playful
Sambo, the sullen ‘field nigger,’ the de-
pendable Mammy, the sly and inscrutable
trickster”—that, he claimed, were “still rec-
D’Souza allows that some of his behavior and prominent cover placement in The At- ognizable.” It was another best-seller, but
may have been “sophomoric.” But, as the lantic, The New York Review of Books, and this time the press denounced it as insensi-
leader of the young conservative counter- The New Republic. “Illiberal Education was tive. Sullivan, who had planned to run an
Establishment, he got national attention. terrific,” recalls Andrew Sullivan, then the excerpt in The New Republic, declined to
“Here I am. I’m 20 years old, 21, and I find editor of The New Republic. “He had a publish it. Eventually, recalls Sullivan, “in
myself being written about in The New York sharp intellect and a gift for provocation, in the office, he was called by his nickname,
Times and Newsweek,” D’Souza recalls. a good way.” ‘Distort Denewsa.’ ” Glenn Loury and
Soon after graduation, he parlayed his young “Suddenly, I just became a huge main- Bob Woodson, two African-American col-
fame into a stint as managing editor of a stream celebrity in the intellectual world,” leagues at A.E.I., resigned in protest. As
right-wing quarterly, Policy Review, before says D’Souza, who was inundated with Loury wrote, “It violated the canons of ci-
landing a job in the Reagan White House as speaking invitations. He also became a hot vility and commonality.”
a domestic-policy analyst. Seeing a career in commodity among blonde conservatives. Af- But, D’Souza says, “I didn’t believe that
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sensitivity had a legitimate place in the de- his Hoover colleagues to jealousy. “There What was the deal with his name? In The
bate. Sensitivity was the reason why the was a simmering resentment against me at Roots of Obama’s Rage (2010), D’Souza
debate had the artificiality it did. Everyone Hoover,” he says. “They all sit around and answered those questions for them. Obama
has to walk on eggshells… And I’m like, have coffee once a week. I live in San Diego. was born in Hawaii, he admitted, and he
‘I’m not going to do that… I didn’t do I’m not at Hoover. And so they have these wasn’t, to anyone’s knowledge, Muslim.
any of this to you. So I don’t owe you any- very chic events, and I literally parachute But he had a single goal: to avenge the in-
thing.’ ” He ditched Washington for his in. I’m the celebrity over there. And then justices inflicted by colonialism upon his
wife’s hometown of San Diego and got a I parachute out and I’m gone.” Whether father’s Kenyan homeland, by intentionally
job at the Hoover Institution, Stanford’s it was their resentment over his stardom or weakening America’s economy and power
conservative think tank. simply that they hated the book, the rift was in the world. The book was written in two
After making wild arguments about untenable, and he resigned. His intellectual months, he boasted in the introduction.
race, he would make even wilder argu- allies were dwindling. And with sentences like these, it showed:
“The most powerful country in the world
is being governed according to the dream
of a Luo tribesman of the 1950s—a po-
AT THE NEW REPUBLIC, lygamist who abandoned his wives, drank
SAYS ANDREW SULLIVAN, D’SOUZA himself into a stupor, and bounced around
on two iron legs … raging against the world
WAS KNOWN AS for denying him the realization of his anti-
“DISTORT DENEWSA.”
colonial ambitions. This philandering, ine-
briated, African socialist is now setting the
nation’s agenda through the reincarnation
of his dreams in his son.”
The conservative Weekly Standard called
ments about 9/11, in the 2007 book The On a Wing and a Prayer the book “lunacy,” but to thousands of
B
Enemy at Home: The Cultural Left and ut as that world appeared to be clos- Americans—among them Newt Gingrich—
Its Responsibility for 9/11—whose title ing on D’Souza, another, larger world D’Souza’s theory sounded about right; the
summed up its thesis. The real reason ter- was opening to him. D’Souza’s other book was an instant best-seller. But
rorists destroyed the Twin Towers, he wrote, beat had been Christianity (with such books D’Souza knew there were millions more out
was anger stirred by the left—Hillary Clin- as What’s So Great About Christianity and there who needed to hear this message.
ton, Nancy Pelosi, Planned Parenthood, Life After Death), and he eventually gained “The battlefield is much bigger. To reach
Brokeback Mountain, and The Vagina entrée to the mega-church speaking circuit. that battlefield, you have to go beyond
Monologues. He placed special blame on In venues such as Rick Warren’s Saddleback books.” Inspired by the success of Fahren-
divorce and adultery, inventions, he wrote, Church, in Orange County, which claims heit 9/11, D’Souza partnered with Gerald
of the left. The logic was as tortuous as it to have more than 20,000 congregants, Molen, the right-wing co-producer of
needed to be: the Abu Ghraib scandal, for D’Souza says he was selling 800 books in a Schindler’s List, raised $2.5 million from
example, was actually the fault of liberals day. He’d never encountered the American private individuals, and made the 2012 doc-
because the soldiers who enacted masses before, but they seemed to love him. umentary 2016: Obama’s America. It re-
the despicable acts, Lynd- As passionate as these folks were ceived a 26 percent score from critics on
die England and Charles about God, they were as fearful of Rotten Tomatoes, but what did he care? He
Graner, were divorced, BORDER PATROL Barack Obama, who had just taken was a rock star again, this time doing large
sex-crazed partiers who D’Souza in his office. Where did this guy come arenas. He found in his new fans “foot sol-
La Jolla office,
were therefore “act[ing] from? Was he African? Muslim? diers that are looking for leadership, intel-
contributing
out the fantasies of commentary for a
blue America.” As a news program
remedy to terrorism, via Skype.
he advocated that God-
fearing right-wing Americans
should join forces with their
natural ally, traditional Muslims,
including those who agree with
Sharia law. Many right-wing crit-
ics, including some at the Hoover
Institution, hadn’t encountered
such creative hypothesizing, and
they were nearly unanimous in
their appraisal—calling his argu-
ments “dishonest,” “intellectually
obtuse,” and “suicidal.”
He recognizes that he may have
gone overboard with his thesis.
“Look, I may be wrong about it,”
he says today. “I am attracted to
arguments that have a certain plau-
sible originality to them.” But he
ascribes the criticism coming from
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lectual leadership, cultural leadership…
Some of them regard me as a hero.”
But in typical Hollywood fashion, just as
ler Vawser, and Vawser’s wife. Vawser was
concerned; according to court documents,
D’Souza assured him it was fine. If anyone LET’S
GO!
he was lapping up his newfound glory, the should ask about it, D’Souza said, Vawser
wheels began to come off his private life. should say that he knew Long and that he
Back in 2010, D’Souza had been asked to supported her candidacy. When Long later
be president of the King’s College, a small asked D’Souza about these unusually large
evangelical college in Manhattan. D’Souza contributions, D’Souza assured her that
wasn’t strictly evangelical—he was raised the individuals had the means. Despite the
Catholic—but says he was leaning in that trail of untruths, D’Souza casts the act as
direction. And he had the name recognition one of generosity of spirit and misguided
King’s was looking for in its quest to raise friendship. “All of my friends supported
Goings ON
money. The offer came with a reported
seven-figure salary, and he accepted. While
Wendy Long, but none of them supported
her like this. Why? They were too smart
about town app
he was packing his bags for New York, “I to do it… I felt inwardly that I should do Featuring the most exciting
discovered, to my horror, irrefutable evi- more. I felt an obligation to do more.” Not of New York City’s cultural
dence that my wife was involved with some- so obligated, it should be said, that it was happenings each week, as chosen
one else.” D’Souza says that Dixie had grown worth fund-raising the legal way—like travel- by New Yorker editors.
bored with his political life and had no inter- ing to Westchester to meet with a group of
est in repairing their marriage, so he went Indian doctors.
to New York without her, traumatized. (Dix-
D
ie says this is “simply untrue… I signed us ’Souza felt indestructible, and he
up for a marriage-counseling retreat … and was on a roll. Weeks after orches-
attended marriage-counseling sessions.”) trating the illegal contributions, he
Given his leadership role at a Christian brought Joseph along to a conference in
college, he might have handled the situation South Carolina. The subject was how to
with as much grace and care as possible. In- apply a Christian worldview to one’s life,
stead, his old recklessness took hold. In the and D’Souza was the keynote speaker. He
summer of 2012, before any divorce papers introduced Joseph as his fiancée to several
were filed, he began secretly seeing Denise people, even though both of them were still
Odie Joseph II, a D’Souza groupie, mar- married to others. Alas, a reporter named
ried and 22 years his junior. She kept a blog Warren Cole Smith from the Christian pub-
called “I, Denise, Lust After … ” on which lication World Magazine discovered that he
she called D’Souza “one of our favorite con- and Joseph were sharing a room. Six days
servative activist philosophers.” He admits, later, Smith called D’Souza to ask how he
“I was completely blown away.” could be engaged when he was still mar-
It was too dizzying a time to deal with ried. D’Souza replied that he had filed for
the mundane obligations he’d taken on, like divorce “recently.” When Smith checked,
helping to fund-raise for Wendy Long, his it turned out that D’Souza had filed for di-
old Dartmouth Review compatriot, in her vorce that very day.
Senate race. The campaign was hopeless, D’Souza maintains that he was the vic-
“a joke,” according to D’Souza, and she tim of a vendetta: Marvin Olasky, the editor
kept asking him to do tedious tasks, like of World Magazine, who had been provost SIMPLY THE BEST.
meeting with groups of wealthy Indian doc- at the King’s College, had fought against Search events by location, send them
tors in Westchester to ask for their support. D’Souza’s appointment. The reporter, Smith, to friends, save them to your calendar,
He completely blew it off but was starting to had been a consultant to the King’s College and buy tickets. And, in Excursions,
feel guilty. until D’Souza ended his contract. In addi- our critics reveal their favorite outings
He’d already reached the legal dona- tion, says D’Souza, the suggestion that he and spots around town. Alex Ross
tion limit by giving $10,000, on behalf of was committing adultery and lying about it and Emily Nussbaum lead audio tours,
himself and his estranged wife. But there to his employers was disingenuous; he says and Hilton Als and Richard Brody
was a lot more needed. So he asked his that he’d already told then King’s College share secrets of their neighborhoods.
new lover and her husband to contribute board chairman Andy Mills that his mar-
$10,000 and said he’d reimburse them. He riage was effectively over before taking the Supported by
asked the same of his young assistant, Ty- job. Mills, however, disputes D’Souza’s ac-
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count. “I had no sense that the marriage al similar straw-donor cases that were settled Megyn Kelly on Fox and elsewhere. On Sep-
was over, no sense that he’d separated,” says by fines, not criminal prosecution. The cases tember 3, as his sentencing day approached,
Mills. “On the contrary, it was, ‘We’re having that resulted in jail time, he argued, involved he wrote to the judge that he was “ashamed
difficulties, but we’re working on it.’ In fact either larger sums of money or larger schemes and contrite.” Two days later, he posted on
over the next year, the reports [about their of corruption. The prosecution countered that Twitter: “The Obama campaign to shut me
marriage] were quite positive… So it was a D’Souza’s case had distinguishing characteris- up: is it working?” Although Brafman has
great shock to me when we found out about tics that made it egregious enough: he had in- come to “grudgingly respect” D’Souza’s de-
the ‘separation from his wife’ and this girl- volved a person in his employ, Vawser, whom cision to speak out, he admits that “Dinesh
friend. That was completely out of left field.” he encouraged to lie, and he had repeatedly was trying to do everything possible to alien-
D’Souza was promptly asked to resign. As lied to Long. In the end, U.S. District Court ate the government and the court while I was
for Joseph, “here she is, emblazoned all over judge Richard M. Berman determined that working my ass off trying to develop argu-
the Internet, and people are discussing her D’Souza’s claim of selective prosecution was ments to support a very lenient sentence.”
breasts… It put a strain on our relation- “all hat and no cattle.” The case would not Judge Berman could only wonder. “I’m
ship,” recalls D’Souza. They broke up soon be dismissed. not sure, Mr. D’Souza, that you get it,” he
after. Things were about to get worse. told him on September 23, the day of the
At some point in 2013, after conducting Jolly Good Felon sentencing hearing. “The defense says it has
O
what the government called a routine review n May 20, 2014, the day the trial was accepted the court’s rulings in this case, yet
of Long’s campaign filings, the F.B.I. report- to begin, D’Souza pleaded guilty to Mr. D’Souza … continues to deflect and
ed to the Justice Department a couple of the illegal campaign contribution minimize the significance of the crime and of
red flags—two contributions totaling $10,000 charge (taking the second charge off the his behavior.” D’Souza’s public pronounce-
each from individuals not known to Long, table) and professed to take responsibility for ments, he went on, were “totally thoughtless
in a sea of smaller contributions. In January his actions. The next few months would be and not self-reflective and not self aware…
2014, after investigators questioned Joseph critical, as the judge would be deliberating I’m totally confident that Lady Justice is
and Vawser, neither of whom were pros- on the appropriate sentence. The moment doing her job and that she’s not taking off
ecuted, Preet Bharara, the U.S. attorney for called for humility. D’Souza enlisted 27 peo- her blindfold to target Dinesh D’Souza.”
the Southern District of New York, charged ple—colleagues, friends, and family members D’Souza’s trail of bluster had finally caught
D’Souza with two counts: violating federal in India—to write to the judge on his behalf. up with him in court. The judge sentenced
campaign-finance laws and causing a false While they got busy attesting to his remorse, him to five years’ probation, a full day of
statement to be made to the Federal Elec- he began publicly conveying just the oppo- community service each week for those five
tion Commission. The two charges could site. Brafman begged his client to keep his years, eight months in a confinement center,
bring up to seven years’ jail time. D’Souza mouth shut, but D’Souza couldn’t resist. and therapeutic counseling. A week later,
hired Benjamin Brafman, whose clients have He was finishing up his second documen- D’Souza reportedly had a request. Could he
included Michael Jackson and Dominique tary, America: Imagine a World Without Her, delay the sentence? Because he really wanted
Strauss-Kahn. For four months D’Souza which was to be released imminently, and to, among other things, promote his new mov-
refused to plead guilty. Instead, Brafman had to insert one last scene: Dinesh himself ie. The judge wrote, “Respectfully denied.”
sought to have the charges thrown out on in handcuffs, rubbing his eyes, accompanied
I
the grounds that D’Souza was the victim of by a treacly voice-over: “I’m not above the n October, D’Souza entered the confine-
selective prosecution. According to the mo- law. No one is. But we don’t want to live in a ment center, joining the kind of people
tion, D’Souza was being targeted because he society where Lady Justice has one eye open he had publicly referred to as “parasit-
was “a sharp critic of the Obama presidency and winks at her friends, and casts the evil ic.” Luckily, none seemed to be familiar with
who has incurred the president’s wrath.” eye at her adversaries. When will it stop?” his work. Those first days had their Orange
To back up this claim, Brafman cited sever- He repeated a similar line in interviews with Is the New Black moments. The first night,
he slept “with one eye open.” While he was
lying there, his 400-pound bunkmate struck
up a conversation: “He goes, ‘Hey, man,
what are you in for?’ I go, ‘Campaign-
H A L F WAY HOME finance violation.’ He goes, ‘What the
Left, D’Souza
in March with former fuck does that mean?’ I go, ‘Well, my
Texas lieutenant friend was running for the Senate, and
governor David
Dewhurst; right, files
on D’Souza’s desk.
I
once had a credo that “the
quality of the immigrant is
Division directly proportional to the distance traveled
n 2003, Tabitha Soren photo- Championship,
to get here… But I now see that the adults
graphed 21 members of the Oak- 2014, from
Tabitha Soren’s
in my class are incredibly industrious, deter-
land A’s 2002 draft class. “They mined, and hardworking, and no less strenu-
“Fantasy Life”
were young, very excited, really series. ous in their pursuit of the American Dream
hopeful,” she says. “But I knew sta- than any other immigrant group.” Likewise,
tistically their chances were not his own divorce has “sobered and humbled
great.” (Only about 17 percent of me and made me a lot more tentative about
players drafted actually make it to the major things I was sure about.” It seems he’s no
leagues.) Soren stayed in contact with them longer convinced that the country’s accep-
and photographed these same players period- tance of divorce led to the destruction of the
ically over the next 12 years. She found that, in World Trade Center. And he is as productive
the end, the statistics were cruelly accurate. as ever. His future plans include starting a
PAC, to pay for getting his America documen-
Only 5 of the 21 had major-league careers.
tary shown on hundreds of campuses, and
“The rest of them had to find new ways to or- writing a new book with a companion film
ganize their sense of self,” Soren says. A few about the “secret history” of the left. He is
now coach Little League. One is a coal miner. also trying his hand at Christian-themed
“That’s why my [upcoming Los Angeles gal- feature films and, to
lery] show is called ‘Fantasy Life.’ Baseball is that end, is busy writing @vf.com
a metaphor for all these other fantasies that are screenplays for a thriller To see a day in
the L I F E of Dinesh
part of American culture: The fantasy that fail- and a family film. D’Souza, go to
ure leads to success, despite hitting the ball Still, old addictions VF.COM/MAY2015.
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Something
Rotten! co-stars
Christian Borle
and Brian
d’Arcy James,
photographed
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in New York.
etting on a new Broadway musical is like bet- outshone by you-know-who. The solution comes from Brad Oscar
ting on a racehorse: the shrewd gambler knows as Nostradamus, who predicts in a classic showstopper called “A
nothing guarantees a winner but great bloodlines Musical” why the future of TKTS belongs to those who can act,
help. So, there is high expectation for Something sing, and dance all at once. If d’Arcy James plays Bottom as, in
Rotten!, a musical comedy about the very first his words, “an Everyman that you want to see succeed,” Borle
musical comedy, set for the purposes of this showbiz fable in plays Shakespeare as a weary rock star, or, as he puts it, a “latter-
the 1590s, when all the world was a stage for William Shakespeare. The era Britney Spears.’’
director and choreographer is Casey Nicholaw, who did the same Both d’Arcy James and Borle starred in Smash, the NBC TV
for Aladdin and co-directed The Book of Mormon, while producer series on the troubled making of a musical about Marilyn Monroe
Kevin McCollum has won three Tonys for best musical (In the called Bombshell. Er, are there any similarities between Bombshell
Heights, Avenue Q, and Rent). and the behind-the-scenes high jinks of Something Rotten! as the
No wonder Something Rotten! attracted such a sterling cast, cast prepares for its April premiere? Yes, but not what you might
headed by Brian d’Arcy James (the original Shrek on Broadway) think. “The one similarity is that we all care about making the show
and Christian Borle (Tony winner for Peter and the Starcatcher). as good as it can be,” Borle says. The big difference, he says, is that
D’Arcy James plays Nick Bottom, half of a playwriting duo who working on Something Rotten! is “a lovefest.” Since we are in an ex-
are eager to see their names in candlelights but whose talents are clamatory mood, let’s make that “Lovefest!” — JIM KELLY
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Not since Sophia Loren has Hollywood seen such an effortless,
unapologetic sex symbol as Modern Family’s
Sofía Vergara. And never one with her business cojones.
(She’s the top-earning actress on TV.) As Vergara and Reese
Witherspoon star in this month’s Hot Pursuit,
which they co-produced, the 42-year-old Colombian tells
LILI ANOLIK how she turned her biggest
liability into gold—and what she’s ready to do for love
LOUNGE ACT
Sofía Vergara,
photographed at the
Smith-Costos
residence, in Rancho
Mirage, California.
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Maybe because she’s not an American “I’ve never been
so charmed by anyone
by birth and therefore the crackpot notion in my life,” says
that all men are created equal never even Reese Witherspoon,
crossed her mind. Or maybe because who co-stars in—and
she’s a Catholic, convent- educated, and co-produced—the
upcoming comedy Hot
so understands that the need to worship Pursuit with Vergara.
isn’t unseemly or evidence of weak char-
acter, that it’s a perfectly natural human VERGARA WEARS FURS
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impulse, and is thus able to accept the SPRUNG FRÈRES; EARRINGS
rapture she inspires with a grace and an FROM FRED LEIGHTON;
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wonder that Sophia Loren (born in 1934)
was her idol growing up. That’s about
how far back you have to go to find another un-ironic sex symbol.
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he room Sofía is walking into today, known as “The
Living Room”—the cozy folksiness of the name a
dead giveaway that it’s going to be the ultimate in
austere chic—is on the first floor of the Peninsula
Beverly Hills. Sofía wanted to meet there for after-
ofía Vergara is hubba-hubba incarnate. She noon tea. Tea doesn’t seem like it would be her cup
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walks into a room, and all of a sudden, heads are on swivels, and of, and it certainly isn’t mine, but, hey, I can crook my pinkie when
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jaws are on floors, tongues unrolling from mouths like so many pink the circumstances demand it. I arrive at 1:30, though I’m not due
red carpets. There’s something outrageous about her good looks. ’til 2, because the ebbs and flows of L.A. traffic are mysterious to
Something exaggerated, gaudy, blatant, preposterous. Something me, plus intimidating, which means I’m half an hour early mini-
borderline indecent even. That luscious face—those kiss-puffed lips mum to every appointment in the city.
and velvety eyes, skin without a flaw, lustrous as a pearl—atop that The Peninsula is, as I suspected, a very hoity-toity affair, so un-
bodacious bod—the softly swelling hips, the gently tapering waist, derstated in its elegance it’s almost flashy, with a clientele that likes
the oodles of breast and thigh and buttock—is too much. It’s over- puttin’ on the Ritz even at hotels that aren’t. Lots of women dressed
kill. Not to mention in bad taste. I mean, shouldn’t she be a little to the nines, swizzle-stick-thin with ash-blond hair and of no discern-
less explicit about her extraordinary physical assets? Wear them ible age other than not-old, fussing with teapots and sugar bowls and
not quite so proudly? Act as if they’re her burden rather than her nibbling on sandwiches the size of large crumbs. The males pres-
glory? Or at least downplay them some? Cool it, for instance, on the ent are either waiters—Latino, every one—in button-down shirts and
clothes that make her look naked? Surely the necklines don’t have vests, darting hither and yon unobtrusively, trays balanced on spread
to be as low-dipping as the heels are high-climbing? The fabrics as palms, or high-level wheeler-dealers—white, every one—in dark suits
clingy as the patterns are predatory? (She’s not dressed, she’s gift- with berserkly expensive-looking watches and/or ties and/or brief-
wrapped.) Why doesn’t she do what actresses the public would pre- cases, conducting urgent business in low voices.
fer to see in flagrante than in Shakespeare so often do and turn her Sofía enters at two on the dot, the moment the heads-and-jaws-
hair into a veil she can hide behind, treat her beauty like it’s a dis- and-tongues thing happens, though the crowd is a sophisticated one,
figurement? Or like it’s an obstacle, the thing standing between her so it gets ahold of itself pretty quick, remembers that maintaining a
and True Artiste–dom? (Charlize Theron didn’t win that Oscar until blasé front is how you prove you belong, the secret handshake, and
she blimped out and got herself prosthetic teeth and a frizzed-out people start pretending that they were yawning or stretching or sig-
mullet.) Or like it’s a joke—the most popular option of all? Deface naling for the check—anything other than gawking like fish-mouthed
it with tattoos and piercings, extreme applications of eye shadow? hick tourists—then return to their conversations or cell-phone screens,
Degrade it by featuring it in a sex tape with negligible production and thereafter sneak only the discreetest of peeks. Sofía acts as if she
values—improper framing, poor sound quality, unflattering lighting? doesn’t notice the furor she’s created, not flinching, not even blink-
“I NEVER WANTED TO
BE AN ACTRESS.
I TAKE ACTING AS A GIFT, BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING
THAT I EVER DREAMED ABOUT GROWING UP.”
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ing, as she crosses from one end of the room to the other, running
the gauntlet of all those non-looks without a trace of shyness or self-
consciousness. As I wait for her to reach our table, it occurs to me that
that’s a star’s job—or a star’s trick: to be watched by eyes both human
and camera while behaving as if unobserved, never breaking the spell.
A
waiter pulls out the chair for her, and she thanks
him in Spanish, and the expression on his face
says he wants the earth to open up and swallow
him whole because life can’t get any sweeter. Sofía
looks—surprise, surprise—like the character she
plays on the Emmy Award–winning ABC sitcom
Modern Family, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, the much younger wife of
Jay Pritchett (Ed O’Neill). Dresses like her, too: jeans that are less
pants than a second skin, snug top with a cheetah motif on it, and a
humdinger diamond on her ring finger that puts all other humding-
er diamonds in the vicinity to shame. Also, sounds like her. (That
accent, let me tell you, is not part of the act.)
We don’t waste any time, get right down to it. Sofía just came
from a fitting, so her breasts are on her brain.
Sofía: “My boobs are, like, huge.” She gives a representation of
said hugeness with her hands. “My whole life, buying a bra was a
nightmare. What I used to do when I moved to L.A., I found places
like Frederick’s of Hollywood that make bras for streetwalkers.”
Me (confused): “Streetwalkers? Like, prostitutes? Like, hookers?”
Sofía (shaking her head, laughing): “No, no, not hookers. I can’t
think of the word. You know”—doing a kind of hootchy-kootchy
shimmy with her shoulders—“dancers.”
Me (understanding dawning): “Oh oh oh, you mean strippers.”
Sofía: “Yes, strippers. Skinny girls with gigantic boobs.”
Me: “Gigantic fake boobs.”
Sofía: “Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they
completely go down like all the way, like here.” Another representa-
tion with her hands. “It’s not fun.”
(Note to reader: I don’t claim to have the most discerning eye
when it comes to matters mammary, but Sofía’s breasts look plenty
good to me. Large, yes, yet high and pert. Oomphy, too.)
Talk of breasts quite naturally segues into talk of babies. Sofía
was public about her decision to freeze her eggs two years ago. She
recently accepted a marriage proposal from Big Dick Richie, argu-
ably the hunkiest of the Magic Mike hunks. Well, technically, she
accepted the proposal from Joe Manganiello, the actor who plays
Big Dick Richie. (Like Sofía, Joe is freak-of-nature gorgeous. People
don’t look; they ogle.) Says Sofía, “The day that I sent the press re-
lease [announcing the breakup with a different fiancé, Nick Loeb],
Joe immediately contacted Jesse Tyler Ferguson [Modern Family’s
Mitchell Pritchett], like, Please, please, please tell her I want her
number. And I’m like, Jesse, no, he’s too handsome. Then, after
two days of Jesse trying to convince me, I’m like, O.K., give him
my number. I’m thinking, I’m in New Orleans shooting, and he’s
in L.A. Nothing’s going to happen. But we started talking a lot,
and then he showed up in New Orleans. Since then we’ve been in-
separable. There’s nothing about him I’d change
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SOAP STAR
Crunch King,” an entrepreneur as passionate about crispy condi- for Latin people. So everybody is watching “My boobs are, like,
huge,” Vergara
ments as he is about beautiful women. And apart from Loeb and you no matter what—if you’re good or bad, says. “My whole life,
Manganiello, she’s been reportedly linked to heartthrob pop stars— they’re watching you.” buying a bra
Craig David and Enrique Iglesias—heartthrob actors—Tom Cruise Sofía then set her sights on the English- was a nightmare.”
and Tyrese Gibson—and heartthrob hoodlums—Chris Paciello, a speaking market; her first crossover role
VERGARA WEARS
Johnny Stompanato–like Italian Stallion Miami-nightclub owner and was as the maid who gets her toes sucked EARRINGS AND A
made man turned unmade man when he ratted out high-ranking by Stanley Tucci in 2002’s Big Trouble. Big NECKLACE BY
VAN CLEEF & ARPELS.
members of the Bonanno crime family, and Andres López López, Trouble wasn’t exactly the second coming
a former Colombian drug trafficker and cartel lieutenant.) of Citizen Kane. Still, it was a beginning.
Now that wedded bliss is just around the corner, it sounds as And the parts would get larger, the projects more prestigious: steal-
if Sofía’s seriously considering taking those eggs off ice. “My son, ing every scene she was in as Tyrese Gibson’s girlfriend in Four
Manolo, is 23 years old, which is going to be really weird if I have an- Brothers, proving too much woman for the little boys of Entourage,
other baby. But, you know, Joe wants babies and if it’s going to make pumping sex and sass into a couple of Tyler Perry movies. There
him super-happy, then—” She dot-dot-dots, lifting a lovely shoulder. were two sitcoms, Hot Properties and The Knights of Prosperity.
Neither caught on. Dirty Sexy Money looked promising until the
B
How to Make It Happen writers’ strike happened, and it was curtains for it too.
efore the happily-ever-after, though, the once-upon-a- And then along came Modern Family. Christopher Lloyd, the
time: Sofía was 37, a 20-year veteran of the entertain- show’s co-creator, recalls the initial meeting with Sofía: “She walked
ment industry, when she became an overnight sensa- into the room. And if you’ve worked in Hollywood for any length of
tion on Modern Family. She was just 17, a senior at time, you know that people who look like that are never funny. But
Marymount, founded by the Religious of the Sacred she was.” (Yet another note to reader: there’s no disputing Lloyd’s
Heart of Mary—a real live Catholic schoolgirl, a fan- claim that great-looking people are rarely laugh-a-minute. I’d argue,
tasy come true!—the day a photographer got a load of her catch- though, that self-deprecation is a must for Sofía. She has to trash her-
ing rays in her hometown of Barranquilla, Colombia, and cast her self a little, just to make the fact that she’s so scarily beautiful less,
in a spot for Pepsi. The concept of the commercial was, basically, well, scary.) Lloyd and partner Steve Levitan had a loose conception
T&A&G (-string): Sofía on a beach in an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny. The of Gloria’s character, but they immediately began tailoring the role
waves weren’t the only things swelling as she jiggled her way across specifically to Sofía, giving Gloria a Colombian background and a
the hot sand to cool off with an ice-cold carbonated beverage. The son named Manny. Modern Family was an instant hit. And thanks
ad, widely broadcast in Latin America, was a smash, as was she. to it, Sofía became rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams, and
And, all at once, it was modeling and acting offers galore. the top-earning actress in television three years running, according to
Except she didn’t want to model or act. She wanted Barranquilla Forbes magazine, a four-time Emmy Award nominee, and a house-
and a nice, simple life. And she got it. At 18 she married her high- hold name not only in Latin America but in America America.
school sweetheart, Joe Gonzalez, and enrolled in college to study
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dentistry. At 20, though, the nice simple life seemed not so nice and How to Really Make It Happen
less simple than dumb, and it was adios to Joe and bad breath. Pack- ou tell the story like this, and that’s how Sofía more
ing up her bags, she headed to Bogotá with her new baby. By her or less tells it, and it sounds easy. Plus, she makes
mid-20s she was a host on a hugely popular television show in Latin it look easy. And not just be-
America. She—well, why don’t I let Sofía describe her job? “It was cause she looks like she looks— @vf.com
For video from the
a political kind of thing—serious. I was the fun part. They would put a movie star, no-brainer and shoot and a sit-down
me on to, like, kid around with people, get their real personalities.” can’t-miss—but because she
IF GLORIA IS A
STEREOTYPE, SO WHAT?
WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE GLORIA?”
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Civil War at Brian Williams’s stunning fall was just the latest, and worst, of the debacles
Comcast, in 2011, a period that has seen Today and Meet the Press
executive team: Steve Burke, Patricia Fili-Krushel, and Deborah Turness.
As former news chief Andrew Lack returns to the
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record in an effort to determine what the re-
n the afternoon porter planned to write. Instead, to the dismay ince Comcast took control of
of Wednesday, February 4, the beleaguered of NBC’s P.R. staff, Williams had gone on the NBC, the network’s news divi-
head of NBC News, 47-year-old Deborah record and admitted he hadn’t been telling sion—famously termed Com-
Turness, dropped into a chair in her boss’s the truth, not only on a Nightly News broad- cast’s “crown jewel” by C.E.O.
office on the third floor of the network’s 30 cast the previous week but also over the years Brian Roberts—has endured one
Rockefeller Plaza headquarters. Her boss, at public appearances and on talk shows. debacle after another. “When
Patricia “Pat” Fili-Krushel, oversaw NBC Stunned, Turness was still trying to grasp Comcast took over, they had the No. 1 morn-
News as well as its cable cousins, CNBC and the gravity of the situation when the Stars ing show, the No. 1 Sunday show, and the
MSNBC. The two women, both sharp and Stripes story went online. At that point No. 1 evening broadcast,” says a former top
and stylish, were close; Fili, 61, had hired her biggest concern was the apology Wil- NBC executive. “That’s all completely fallen
the British-born Turness from a London net- liams was preparing to read to viewers on his apart. I don’t know how you blame anyone
work 20 months earlier. broadcast that evening. He was already tap- but Comcast and the people it brought in.
It had been a tumultuous period for ing segments as he and Turness began swap- It’s been a nightmare.”
NBC’s news division, as had the entire four ping e-mails on its all-important wording. Behind the scenes much of the blame
years since the Philadelphia cable/phone/ Turness and the other executives who had has been laid at the feet of three execu-
Internet giant, Comcast, took over NBC- gotten involved quickly became frustrated, as tives: Turness, a British-trained newcomer
Universal, as the company is officially known. they would remain for days, with Williams’s to U.S. television; Fili, who had virtually no
There was Ann Curry’s tearful flameout on inability to explain himself. “He couldn’t say experience in journalism; and Fili’s boss,
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Today; David Gregory’s long slide to his exit the words ‘I lied,’ ” recalls one NBC insider. the steely, driven C.E.O. Comcast installed
from Meet the Press; the strange firing after “We could not force his mouth to form the to run NBCUniversal, Steve Burke. Under
less than three months on the job of Jamie words ‘I lied.’ He couldn’t explain what had Burke the network has done well overall—
Horowitz, an ESPN executive brought in to happened. [He said,] ‘Did something happen its ratings have rebounded from last to first
fix Today; not to mention ratings declines at to [my] head? Maybe I had a brain tumor, or in the coveted 18–49 demographic, and
several of the division’s centerpiece shows, something in my head?’ He just didn’t know. NBCUniversal’s profits were up 18 percent
there,” says a former top NBC executive. allowed a host of young executives and news-
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“Today is a horror show. Brian Williams? He The Place to Be people to come to the fore and, in doing so,
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didn’t give a rat’s ass what Deborah Turness he long and storied history set the stage for what would become a kind of
says. But this is fundamentally not a Deborah of NBC News can be traced golden age for NBC News. All this was over-
Turness problem. She’s just a symptom of the from the first nightly televi- seen by Gartner’s replacement, a longtime
problem… This is a Comcast problem.” sion newscast in America, CBS producer named Andy Lack, who had a
Even some of Burke’s defenders admit he in 1940, through pioneering sharp eye for talent and the confidence to let
has only himself to blame for the decline of programs on civil rights to the young egos of his producers run free.
NBC News. “Steve has a great track record, the 1960s-era rise of anchors Chet Huntley (Note: Lack’s wife, Betsy Kenny Lack, is a
and phenomenal DNA, but nobody bats and David Brinkley. But Huntley’s retire- contributing editor at Vanity Fair. She recused
a thousand,” insists one Burke fan. “He’s ment, in 1970, ushered in a period of lower herself from editorial input for this article.)
done a phenomenal job in so many areas. ratings, and even lower budgets, as the news Shortly before Lack came in, a new producer,
What he did easing out Leno? Unbelievable. division suffered a 20-year decline. Ironi- Neal Shapiro, had taken over Dateline, and
But what you’re looking at here is his mis- cally, it was perhaps the worst scandal in under Lack he made it a consistent winner in
take. Just a huge mistake. I mean, bringing NBC’s history that laid the groundwork for its time slot. A year earlier, Tim Russert, who’d
in Pat? Then Deborah? That’s like bad food its incredible turnaround. once served as chief of staff to Senator Pat
and small portions.” In November 1992, NBC’s newsmaga- Moynihan, was given control of the lackluster
Officially, in a damage-control mode zine show Dateline aired an hour-long seg- Meet the Press and turned it into a topical rat-
where almost no one will be interviewed free- ment purporting to show that the gas tanks ings engine and news powerhouse. Most im-
ly and on the record, NBC News declined on certain kinds of General Motors pickup portant was the turnaround a twentysomething
comment for this article. Unofficially, its loy- trucks tended to explode on even low-speed impresario named Jeff Zucker was able to en-
alists cooperated extensively. While admitting impacts. G.M. responded with an investiga- gineer at the news division’s profit center, To-
the occasional misstep, they reject the harsh tion of its own that showed that Dateline had day, which in a good year could generate more
critiques that have trailed in the wake of the rigged the dramatic explosion that was the than $100 million in profit for NBC’s then cor-
Williams scandal, blaming them on a coterie program’s climax by affixing model-rocket porate parent, General Electric. After the con-
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troversial replacement of Jane Pauley in 1989, ecutives during the transition. “Remember: then with Lauer that Lauer began to feel he
Today had fallen into second place, behind They come from a cable utility company, could be trusted. And when Burke agreed to
Good Morning America. Under Zucker, Bry- where all you do is keep your customers hap- his enormous demands, north of $20 million
ant Gumbel and Katie Couric took it back to py and collect the bills at the end of the a year, he kept Matt.”
No. 1 in 1995, a position it would maintain for month. To be honest, you got the sense they According to one view, the Burke admin-
the next 17 years, despite the eventual need to couldn’t fathom why NBC worried so much istration’s troubles at NBC News can be
transition to new anchors such as Meredith about the talent; you know, ‘Why are these traced to the Ann Curry episode at Today, a
Vieira and Matt Lauer. people worrying so much about what Matt messy situation it inherited from the Zucker
“Andy Lack’s genius was he gave Jeff Lauer thinks?’ ” regime. Line executives were sharply split
and Tim and Neal Shapiro the freedom to “They didn’t believe in talent manage- over Curry’s desire to ascend from news-
run,” says a former NBC News executive ment,” says another former executive who reader to Lauer’s on-air partner. The head
who worked closely with everyone involved. worked with Comcast executives. “I’m telling of news, Steve Capus, was in favor; Today’s
“Over the next 15 years NBC News really be- you … they just didn’t believe that mattered.” executive producer, Jim Bell, and Matt Lau-
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came the envy of the broadcast world. Today, er were wary. Capus prevailed, only to watch
Nightly, Meet the Press: they were all No. 1 [in urmurs that Comcast ex- Curry’s ratings slide. By June 2012, when
their categories]. And they really did help set ecutives wouldn’t genu- she memorably and tearfully announced her
the agenda for the national discussion.” flect before the NBC departure from Today, Capus and Bell were
After Lack’s departure, to Sony Music News stars were wide- not speaking. “That’s where this whole thing
Entertainment in 2003, Zucker eventually spread as Steve Burke begins to fall apart,” says the onetime execu-
ascended to take control of NBCUniversal, took control of NBC- tive. “Burke was the principal player [who
a position he still held in 2009, when the fi- Universal in the first weeks of 2011. Burke, made the decision to demote her], though he
nancial crisis prompted General Electric to the son of the legendary Capital Cities hid desperately behind this. Finally he makes
streamline its far-flung businesses, a strategy C.E.O. Daniel Burke, was viewed as a highly a deal for her to go away and then gets cold
that included selling NBCUniversal to Com- capable, no-nonsense type who wouldn’t be feet about pushing her to announce it. De-
cast. NBC News executives had been close easily swayed by the glamour of television spite pleas from everyone, Burke would not
to G.E. executives, including C.E.O. Jack news. “Just look at Steve Burke’s eyes,” says push the situation. He just felt uncomfort-
Welch, but they soon developed a strong one NBC executive who worked closely with able doing it, and he wouldn’t explain why.
sense that Comcast’s top executives, Brian him. “He is a cold, calculating guy.” Which leads directly to this thing being a
Roberts and Steve Burke, didn’t value the art “Burke actually started out O.K.,” this ex- national ‘Oh, poor Ann Curry’ story, which
of talent management quite so highly. ecutive goes on. “Matt [Lauer], within a mat- was the furthest thing from the truth.”
“I always thought they lacked an apprecia- ter of weeks [of Burke’s coming], said he did The Curry saga convinced Burke that the
tion for dealing with talent,” not want to renew his contract. news division under Steve Capus’s direction
says a former NBC executive HERE TODAY ... And to Burke’s great credit, he was broadly dysfunctional. “The prevailing
who worked with Comcast ex- Ann Curry, Matt built enough of a relationship line from the Comcast people when Steve
Lauer, and
Jamie Horowitz.
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“JAMIE [HOROWITZ] RAN INTO
MATT LAUER—IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT,”
SAYS AN NBC OBSERVER.
“DON’T BELIEVE
ANYTHING ELSE.”
Capus was in charge was all News needs is a alded chairman of Disney. It was Iger, then was pressured to leave, in part because Fili
real grown-up in there,” says a top NBC ex- a production supervisor, who insisted to his felt he was feuding with just about everyone
ecutive at the time. “You know, ‘These peo- superiors that Fili take his job when he was else who reported to her. But there was an-
ple don’t know how to run a business. What promoted. (He remains a mentor to her.) other reason for Capus’s exit, these insiders
they need is organization. Change the struc- “The thing that most impressed me about say. Though Capus had worked closely with
ture, business development, better H.R., get Pat is that, in addition to being smart, tough, Brian Williams for 15 years, it turns out the
some women in there.’ I mean, that’s verba- and knowledgeable, she is an adult,” says anchorman also had a role in his leaving.
tim. That was the script.” Bell was removed Dick Parsons, former chairman and C.E.O.
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from the equation when Burke gave him the of Time Warner. “She always parked her ego War Stories
Olympics to supervise, but Burke wanted at the door and gave her full focus and at- ne might expect that, in the
deeper changes. Insiders believe he found tention to solving the problem at hand.” In wake of Williams’s suspen-
the Curry episode so distasteful that he re- the ensuing years she climbed the ladder sion, his colleagues would
solved to distance himself from the details of at the network, becoming head of ABC Day- be brimming with stories of
talent management altogether. “This thing time during the 1990s. It was there that she other fanciful tales he told.
exploded into a soap opera, and let me tell met Burke, who 15 years later, when he got That’s not the case. There
you, it scared the hell out of Steve Burke,” to NBC, hired her away from Time Warner, are a few tales, it’s true, but when asked for
recalls an executive who met with Burke where she was supervising human resources, the unvarnished truth about Williams, the
regularly. “And that’s not a phrase you use among other areas. That is essentially what two topics people at NBC News return to
about a tough guy like Burke. But I saw it.” Burke initially assigned her to do at NBC. again and again are these: his prowess as a
It was then that Burke initiated a corpo- When he named her to oversee news, the one bureaucratic infighter and his limited interest
rate reorganization that laid the groundwork glaring omission on her impressive résumé in the kind of “heavy” news topics and in-
for the many problems that followed. In July was anything to do with journalism. vestigative pieces that had long been champi-
2012, Comcast announced NBC News, “Pat’s a very nice person, smart, very oned by such NBC stalwarts as Tom Brokaw
MSNBC, and CNBC were to be combined empathetic, but she’s in way over her head,” and Tim Russert.
into an enlarged news division that, to the an admirer told me in February. “She knows “What always bothered Tim was Brian’s
surprise of many staffers, would be run by nothing about any of the things she is man- lack of interest in things that mattered most,
Burke’s trusted deputy, Patricia Fili-Krushel. aging [at NBC].” that were front and center, like politics and
“Burke didn’t want to deal with the details “You have to understand something about world events,” says a person who knew both
of handling talent,” says another former top Comcast,” says another recently departed men well. “Brian has very little interest in
NBC executive. “And he didn’t want to deal NBC executive. “There’s practically no at- politics. It’s not in his blood. What Brian
with MSNBC and CNBC either. So he takes tention paid to actual domain expertise—like, cares about is logistics, the weather, and
care of everything in one fell swoop. He cre- zero. The fact of the matter is, in certain busi- planes and trains and helicopters.”
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PH OTO GRA P HS BY F R ED ER I CK M. BROW N/ GE TT Y I M AGE S ( HO ROW I TZ ) ,
ates this new news group, throws in MSNBC nesses, certain things matter. If you’re going “You know what interested Brian about
and CNBC, and gives it all to Pat to run. to be made the head of a shoe business, you politics?” marvels one longtime NBC corre-
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Problem solved. One group, you know, ac- need to actually know that shoes need to be spondent, recently departed. “Brian was ob-
tually not a bad idea. Putting Pat in charge? sourced and designed. In the big corporate sessed with whether Mitt Romney wore the
Terrible idea.” vision of NBCU, there’s almost no regard for Mormon underwear.” (A supporter says that
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that line of thinking. If you fit into a mold, this characterization is unfair and that Wil-
oday, in the wake of the Wil- if you fulfill a loyalty obligation or a don’t- liams reads deeply and broadly, especially
liams fiasco, Pat Fili has make-waves obligation, or if you can just be about history and politics.)
emerged as a popular punch- pegged into the Comcast pegboard, you get Williams took the anchor chair in De-
ing bag inside NBC. Fili to be in charge of stuff. That’s Pat.” cember 2004, after a career handling the
started her career at ABC By all accounts Steve Capus was less than news at local stations and MSNBC; though
as a secretary “back when thrilled to find himself reporting to Fili. he had worked as NBC’s chief White House
they still called them secretaries,” as one of When he resigned, six months later, news correspondent for two years, he was never
her friends puts it, during the 1970s; one reports made it sound as if he had been a foreign or war correspondent. He was
of her first bosses was Bob Iger, now the her- fed up. In fact, NBC partisans say, Capus deeply insecure about this, some of his
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friends believe. These people suggest that a week he would’ve,” says another onetime such as 30 Rock and Jimmy Fallon suc-
his storied broadcasts from New Orleans in NBC executive. “He would hold court cessfully repositioned Williams as a good-
the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, which at some table, with some poor mid-level humored Everyman—and thus expanded
proved a boon to his ratings, were in part schmo who didn’t know what was going not only his own brand but that of Nightly
an effort to overcome the perception that on, and he always seemed to be there when News—they were not popular among many
he was a journalistic lightweight. In his first Steve Burke would come in. And [with of his colleagues.
years on Nightly News, several colleagues say, Burke in earshot], he would make a point “He goes on Tina Fey and Jimmy Fal-
Williams’s weaknesses were kept in check of taking someone down a notch. It could lon and all that, that’s where his heart was,
by other strong figures at the network, from be Pat or Steve [Capus] or [P.R. chief] and [at NBC] that’s seen as running away
Brokaw and Russert to Capus and a Night- Adam [Miller] or someone else, but over from the news division,” says a former
ly News executive producer named John time it got to be Steve Capus a lot. Brian NBC executive.
Reiss. With the departures of each of these took Steve down. I heard those lunches. I A Williams partisan disagrees. “The irony
men, especially Russert, who died in 2008, know what he said. He got Burke and Pat is that the very things people are criticizing
Williams slowly consolidated his power. Fili very riled up about Steve.” Brian for now were the things they loved
‘T
Capus had a number of issues, including most about him at the time, the fact that by
here is NBC News before a combative streak and a temper. But those going on all these shows, with their young
Tim died and after Tim who watched Williams in action think he audiences, he was building bridges to the
died,” says the recently de- “very quickly came to believe that he was younger people who weren’t watching net-
parted correspondent. “Tim the person running the news division, not work news anymore,” this person says. “It
was our soul, our con- Capus,” says one of the former NBC execu- was something the previous generation of
science… When Tim died, tives quoted above. “As Capus was kind of anchormen, like Brokaw, hadn’t been able
and Brian pushed out John Reiss, there was dissed more and more to and by Burke and, to do. Brian was doing it.”
no one who could influence Brian in a sig- ultimately, Pat Fili, Brian just saw that as an After refusing Williams the Leno spot,
nificant way, who could say, ‘Goddammit, opportunity to run a truck through the news Steve Burke offered him a consolation prize:
Brian, you have to do this.’ ” division and get whatever he wanted. Sud- his own magazine show, Rock Center, a bid
In the years that followed, NBC’s two denly he’s appearing on all these shows, Jim- to anchor what he hoped would be the sec-
best-known investigative correspondents, my Fallon and 30 Rock and everything else. ond coming of 60 Minutes. It wasn’t. Rock
Michael Isikoff and Lisa Myers, both left This spread the idea in Brian’s mind that he Center debuted in 2011 to tepid reviews and
the network, in large part, insiders say, be- was this kind of newsman-entertainer. That worse ratings. Its journalistic efforts received
cause Williams had little interest in their he was a national raconteur.” less notice than its stunt hiring of Chelsea
work. “By 2007, 2008, Brian was starting Clinton, whose signature contribution was
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to feel his oats a bit,” says a onetime NBC Entertainment News the interview she did with the Geico Gecko
executive who knows him well. “It was a bit or a while, he was. In fact, as that appeared on the show’s Web site.
of a challenge, not huge. Manageable. He an excellent article by Gabri- Rock Center’s death came three months
was more reluctant to go on difficult assign- el Sherman in New York mag- after Steve Capus finally resigned under pres-
ments. He didn’t want to leave New York. azine recounted, Williams had sure from Pat Fili, in February 2013. (Capus
Getting him to war zones was real tough long displayed an ambiva- is now executive editor of CBS News.) With
… but when he did go, he came back with lence with continuing in the Capus gone, however, it was not Williams
these great stories that kind of put himself at anchor chair. With his abundant charisma but Fili who snapped up an opportunity to
the center of things. Then the Comcast crew and disarming wit, what he truly wanted, it place her own stamp on NBC News. She
arrived and everything began to change.” appears, was his own talk show. According launched an ambitious international search
The venue where several top NBC execu- to New York, he talked to Steve Burke about for a replacement for Capus. “I hadn’t heard
tives witnessed Williams’s efforts at corporate succeeding Jay Leno. When Burke refused, of Deb Turness, but what I heard I liked,”
politics firsthand was the 51st-floor executive Williams reportedly pitched Les Moonves, says a former NBC executive. “What I heard
dining room, which Burke had spruced up at CBS, to replace David Letterman, who over and over again was: this is a classic Pat
and encouraged them to use. was soon to retire. Moonves also allegedly Fili hire, a very expensive, not very protract-
“If Brian could’ve eaten there eight days declined. Though his appearances on shows ed global search, with a stellar candidate who
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for more digital content and far more coop-
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eborah Turness is a feisty, eration among programs. This all sounds Morning Sickness
hard-charging, tabloid- smart enough, but many in the news division y then Turness had turned
loving British media fig- didn’t appreciate the perception they were her focus back to Today.
ure. When Fili came call- behind the times, especially when Turness, She and Fili, wanting some
ing, she was the top editor in an interview with The New York Times, fresh eyes, decided to bring
at ITV News in London, was quoted saying, “People in the organi- in an outsider to devise a
where the news programs she supervised zation from top to bottom recognized that turnaround strategy, a brash
consistently humbled rivals at the BBC. A NBC News hadn’t kept up with the times in 38-year-old ESPN producer named Jamie
hip, sinewy blonde, she had once been mar- all sorts of ways, for maybe 15 years. I think Horowitz. Last May, in an internal memo
ried to a roadie for the Clash and had com- the organization had gone to sleep.” Even announcing his hiring, Turness termed
peted in a Beijing-to-Paris road race. The Fili and others who backed Turness cringed Horowitz “a visionary leader,” a bit of a
New York Times quoted a former colleague, at the quote, which angered many staffers. stretch for a young executive known mostly
who said she brought “a bit of rock-chick “That didn’t help,” acknowledges one ad- for shepherding two ESPN shows: Keith
swagger to a newsroom full of middle-aged mirer. “I do think that set her back.” Olbermann’s ESPN2 program and a foot-
F
men.” The early reviews, at least publicly, ball show hosted by Colin Cowherd. Some
were glowing. Williams called her a “dyna- or all the digital chatter, felt Horowitz’s hiring was a tacit admission
mo.” NBC correspondent Andrea Mitchell though, Turness’s top priority that Turness wasn’t up to the task of fixing
says, “Deborah is very creative, very com- was stabilizing Today, whose Today herself. “Come on!” barks one critic.
petitive, and very ambitious in the best ratings had gone into free fall “Anybody with a triple-digit I.Q. who inter-
sense of the word. I think it’s been an im- as many viewers blamed Matt views somebody to come in as president of
pressive retooling.” Lauer for the Ann Curry de- NBC News you ask, ‘What are you going
Behind the scenes, things weren’t going bacle. Turness spent her first six months fo- to do with the 800-pound gorilla? With To-
as smoothly. Even NBC loyalists acknowl- cused on the show, and in time the ratings day?’ And Deborah’s answer was ‘You hire
edge that Turness’s introduction to the re- drop subsided, and Today settled in at No. 2, Jamie Horowitz!’ It was almost like it was
alities of U.S. broadcast news was rocky. behind Good Morning America. At that Deborah’s cry for help. Like if you’re over-
“One thing she didn’t really know about was point, last winter, she turned her attention to whelmed and you don’t have a lot of confi-
talent management,” admits an executive Meet the Press, whose ratings under David dence or vision, you bring in other people:
who admires Turness. “I remember early on Gregory had fallen to a 20-year low. The ‘Help me, I’m drowning.’ ”
I asked her how many journalists she had show rarely broke news, and Gregory After a protracted negotiation to break
supervised [in London] who made a mil- seemed uncomfortable in the host’s chair. his contract at ESPN—Pat Fili got Bob
lion dollars a year. She said one. And she Turness led marathon strategy sessions in Iger (Disney owns ESPN) to intervene on
didn’t understand that you communicate Washington, spitballing myriad ways to spice NBC’s behalf—Horowitz wasn’t allowed
[with the talent] through their agents. Like up the aging franchise, several of which were to formally start at NBC until December,
if [WME co-C.E.O.] Ari Emanuel calls, later lampooned in a long article in Washing- though he could begin working off the
you have to phone back the same day. So I tonian magazine. Among her ideas was premises in September.
remember we had to kind of calm Ari down. bringing in a live audience or celebrity guests There are two sharply different versions of
Once all that was worked out, she caught or even a band. “If you could bring in Ange- Horowitz’s brief tenure as an executive vice
on fairly quickly.” lina Jolie to talk about an issue, or George president of NBC News: One offering con-
“It was almost unfair to give Deborah Clooney on the Sudan, that could work,” an siderable detail is put forth by NBC parti-
this job,” says one NBC observer. “She was NBC partisan says today. “She wanted to sans; this version paints Horowitz as a cocky,
basically overmatched. From day one, it play a South African song about Nelson trash-talking loose cannon who avidly leaked
was difficult, even just managing the daily Mandela over the credits when Mandela to the press. An alternative version sug-
job. Because it’s a big job, it’s got a lot of died. That’s not crazy.” gests that Horowitz was torpedoed by Matt
intricate parts to it, and you know she had As word of Turness’s efforts to turn Lauer and his allies at Today, who feared the
a rough time with it. She was not terribly ac- around Meet the Press spread, others at changes he sought. The truth appears to con-
cessible. People came out of meetings and NBC, most notably the political savant tain elements of both versions.
said she’s overwhelmed.” One NBC insider Chuck Todd and MSNBC’s Joe Scarbor- As Fili told other executives, her initial in-
terms Turness’s early performance “a hot ough, began jockeying to replace Gregory. kling of trouble came during Horowitz’s first
mess.” Another adds, “She was trying to do By last spring blind items to this effect were week on the job, in a chat with Williams. As
so much; she was all over the place, like she appearing in so many gossip columns that one insider describes it, “Brian had dinner
had A.D.D., and that caused a lot of stress Fili telephoned Todd’s agent and told him to with Jamie … [and] Brian says Jamie threw
for everyone.” cut it out; the agent denied being involved. Deborah Turness under the bus on some-
Turness’s presentations were a model of Once this all became public, it led to a per- thing. I think they were disagreeing on a
21st-century media and corporate jargon ception among Turness’s critics that she was promo, and Jamie said something like ‘If you
and synergies. Like Fili an ardent believer letting Gregory twist in the wind. When she need help with Deborah, I can handle this for
in market research, she tasked all her shows finally fired him, last summer, it was widely you.’ So Pat calls Jamie, like right away, and
with drafting mission statements, “content viewed as a mercy killing. “What she did says, ‘So you threw Deborah under the bus
plans,” and “brand filters,” which, along to David, that’s just unforgivable,” says one with Brian?’ And he doesn’t even flinch. He
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denies it. The more Pat thought about it, the
madder she got. She called him the next day
and said, ‘I don’t know how it was at ESPN,
but it doesn’t work that way here. Here, we’re HAROLD BLOOM’S
CANON FIRE
a team.’ And Jamie’s words were ‘Message
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received.’ ”
In the following days, loyalists say, both
Fili and Turness heard disquieting reports
that Horowitz was openly speculating about
changes on Today with outside agents and
attorneys, generating corrosive rumors. Gos-
sip items began to appear. Turness men-
tioned her concerns to Fili, who relayed her
own to Steve Burke, but, for the moment,
Horowitz was allowed to arrange focus
groups to study how viewers felt about
Today’s on-air personalities. Nonetheless ev-
ery week, the loyalists say, seemed to bring
some new issue: Turness grew irked when
Horowitz repeatedly refused to attend her
daily planning meetings. He told her Matt
Lauer was buying into many of his ideas, but
when asked Lauer denied it, saying, “The
jury’s still out.” In October, roughly six
weeks into Horowitz’s tenure, Fili told Burke,
according to one insider, “We need to have a
come-to-Jesus meeting with Jamie.” t age 84, hav-
For Turness, NBC partisans say, the fi- ing written more than 40 books and taught literature at Yale for 59 years, Har-
nal straw came after she and Lauer quietly old Bloom is pretty much entitled to make any pronouncements he (god)damn
secured a major interview for Today: the well feels like making. Would you care to go mano a mano with him on—say—the
wife of N.F.L. running back Ray Rice,
“Gnostic anarch-archon cleaving asunder of the cosmic androgyne”? Or on
Janay Palmer, whom Rice had infamously
whether “Whitman’s complex metric stems from Hebrew parallelism”? Go
punched in the face in an episode that
for it. Me, I’d sooner challenge Moses to a game of rock-paper-scissors on his
ignited a national debate over spousal
abuse. The “get” remained secret for sev- way down Mount Sinai.
eral days, sources say, until Horowitz asked Oh, what a lovely, howling shitstorm Professor Bloom’s latest slab of a
a Today producer about it. Hours later, tablet, The Daemon Knows: Literary Greatness and the American Sublime
news of the interview appeared on the (Spiegel & Grau/Random House), is going to stir up in Litworld this spring.
TMZ sports Web site. In an e-mail, Turness And oh what fun it’s going to be to watch. Teeth will gnash. Garments will be
told Horowitz she was “very unhappy” rent. Loud will be the lamentations.
about the leak. According to an insider, What’s all the fuss? Brace yourself: Bloom has the cheek to enumerate
Horowitz responded, “I hope you don’t America’s 12 greatest writers. He’s not so crass, simplistic, or obvious as to
think I leaked that.” Turness replied: “I say “greatest.” Rather, they are “the dozen creators of the American Sub-
don’t know what to think.” (A spokesman lime.” And now that you’ve braced, strap yourself in tight, because they’re
for Horowitz says he never leaked any NBC all (a) dead, (b) white, and (c) Anglo-Christian, and 11 out of 12 are male.
items to other media sources.) We’re talking: Walt Whitman, Herman Melville, Ralph Waldo Emerson,
T
Emily Dickinson, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Henry James, Mark Twain, Robert
he Rice incident convinced Frost, Wallace Stevens, T. S. Eliot, William Faulkner, and Hart Crane.
Turness she could no longer Before the Molotov cocktails start flying through dear old Mother Yale’s
trust Horowitz. She told stained glass, might we at least stipulate—if only en bref and en passant—that
other executives she feared such a list ain’t chopped liver? Some might even call it a pantheon. Might
speaking openly in front of
we also stipulate that Harold Bloom, though he demurely calls himself a
him, according to several
“worn-out ancient exegete,” is, lit-crit-wise, our resident Owl of Minerva?
insiders. This was the situation on Tuesday,
Now that we’ve settled that, let the shouting begin. There’s enough in here
November 11, NBC loyalists say, when
Horowitz made his long-awaited six-hour to outrage the votaries and vestals of every ism and sensibility under the Amer-
presentation to Turness on the changes he ican sun and moon. Feminists will shriek, multiculturalists will huff, and gay lite-
envisioned at Today. Working with a white rati will ululate in despair despite Bloom’s idolatry of their champion.
magnetic board, Horowitz urged a half- Why?
dozen personnel changes, including the “Whitman learned . . . that only an intransitive eros would accommodate
dismissal of Willie Geist and Natalie Mo- his daemon, which celebrated contact but could not bear it. I am accustomed
rales, grooming his old ESPN pal Josh El- to being drubbed on this matter by a self-declared school of homosexual po-
liott to replace Lauer, and beefing up the eticians who generously attribute their achieved gay lives to Walt Whitman.”
role of Hoda Kotb, C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 7 1 What could be more straightforward? — C HRISTOPHER BUC KLE Y
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dress, and numberless infidelities.
fuck-all,” Albert characteristically informs his nd what about Bellow and “I have no intention,” he then wrote to his
bookish kid brother. “You never will.” Origi- love—the many affairs, the agent in 1955, “of bouncing from divorce
nally a bagman (and a skimmer), Maury mar- many marriages? Before we into marriage.” But that of course was ex-
ried money and set about amassing a fortune turn to them, we have to actly what he did, homing in, despite a fu-
in that hyperactively venal fringe between acknowledge a unique pecu- sillade of warning shots, on the naïve and
business and politics (one of the guests at his liarity of Bellow’s art. When volatile Sasha. Early on, a female friend
daughter’s wedding was Jimmy Hoffa). As he we say that this or that character is “based noted that Bellow “was the kind of man who
saw it, all other concerns were mere snags in on” or “inspired by” this or that real-life orig- thought he could change women… And
the engine of materialism. inal, we indulge in evasion. The characters he couldn’t. I mean, who can? You don’t.”
“Enough of this old crap about being Jew- are their originals, as we see from the family This is well said. But one surmises that the
ish,” Maury used to say. In Herzog (1964), froideurs, the threatened lawsuits, the scan- answer, if there is one, had more to do with
when the hero weeps at his father’s funeral, the dalized friends, and the embittered ex-wives. literature than with life.
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senior brother, Shura, snarls at him, “Don’t Leader deals with this crux immediately, in Happiness, noted Montherlant, writes
carry on like a goddamn immigrant.” Brazen his introduction, and partly endorses the ver- white; it is invisible on the page. And the same
American plenitude was what Maury cham- dict of James Wood (one of Bellow’s most is true of goodness. Anita was upstanding and
pioned and embodied—with his “suburban sensitive critics), which invokes “an awkward altruistic, and is therefore a pallid presence in
dukedom,” his 100 pairs of shoes and 300 but undeniable utilitarianism… The num- the novels; Sasha, by contrast, would be my-
suits. When Bellow won the Nobel, in 1976, ber of people hurt by Bellow is probably no thologized, demonized, and immortalized in
Maury was at first affronted (“I’m really the more than can be counted on two hands, yet Herzog as the terrifying emasculatrix, Mady.
smart one” was his attitude), then indifferent, he has delighted and consoled and altered the The terms of divorce No. 2 were settled in
despite a brief interest in the prize money— lives of thousands of readers.” Bellow himself 1961, and within a month he was married to
Was it tax-free? Could Saul stow it offshore? conceded that the question was “diabolically the equally glossy and unpromising Susan. It
Yet Maury, a secret reader, harbored depth complex.” But who in the end would wish seems that his creative unconscious was at-
and convolution, and Bellow always believed things otherwise? That the characters come tracted to difficulty—to make his fiction write
that there was something tragic, something alive, or remain alive, on the page is not the black. This time he did at least manage an in-
blind, headlong, and oblivion-seeking, in his result of artistic control so much as the sheer terlude of what Leader calls “strenuous wom-
drivenness. It was the revenge life takes on the visionary affect of the prose. Bellow is sui anizing”: he returned from a tour of Europe
man who knowingly chooses lucre over love. generis and Promethean, a thief of the gods’ “trailed by letters not C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 7 3
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British-expat enclaves across America are in revolt,
furious over a recent move to halt the import of U.K.-manufactured
Cadbury chocolate. The villain is Hershey, which licenses the
Cadbury name for chocolate made in the U.S.—chocolate the Brits disdain as
tasting like “spit-up,” or worse. BRUCE HANDY discovers it’s not
just a nostalgic English childhood treat that’s under siege but an entire
way of life, on both sides of the Atlantic
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SWEETS EMOTION
Sean Kavanagh-Dowsett
and Nicola Perry,
activists in the pro-U.K.-
Cadbury cause,
photographed at their
English-import
grocery, Carry On Tea &
Sympathy, in
Greenwich Village,
New York.
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He desperately wanted something more filling British town, and, though its reputation as a brisk business in imported Cadbury choc-
and satisfying than cabbage and cabbage a fashion-world hot spot endures, it remains a olate. So does another, similarly beloved
O
soup. The one thing he longed for more than destination as well for New York’s sizable com- British specialty store about three blocks
anything else was … CHOCOLATE. munities of less stylish, more garden-variety and 400 yards due west in the Village, My-
—From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, British expats and American Anglophiles, as ers of Keswick. So do similar shops all
by Roald Dahl. does the grocery next door, officially called across the country serving pockets of Brit-
Carry On Tea & Sympathy, after the series of ish expats. But there is another kind of
smirky sex comedies, Carry On Nurse, Carry Cadbury chocolate, made in the U.S. un-
On Doctor, etc., which have been amusing Brit- der license by the Hershey Company of
ish filmgoers since the 1950s. A fish-and-chips Pennsylvania—the people who bring you
shop down the block, A Salt & Battery, Kisses and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups—
rounds out the empire. and it is this chocolate, and the company
Nicky was full of her usual good cheer at that makes it, that has angered Perry and
the shop one afternoon, checking in on a cop many other Brits. On January 16, she post-
regular and bantering with a woman from ed the following words on Tea & Sympa-
Manchester named Sam about the pleasures thy’s Facebook page:
of the yeasty spread Marmite—“Absolute
heaven! But never refrigerate it!” Her mood Due to legal action by the so called
darkened, however, when she paused to ad- chocolate maker Hersheys, we can no long-
dress Topic A at the store these days: choco- er import the real Cadbury chocolate from
England. They want us to sell their dread-
late. Specifically, Cadbury chocolate, the kind ful Cadbury approximation but we can’t in
made in Britain “By Appointment to H.M. good conscience sell you such awful choco-
the Queen,” as the Cadbury Company has late when we have made our reputation on
n an aptly gray, boasted on its labels with a Royal Warrant selling you the yummy real English stuff.
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England-imitative day in March, Tea & Sym- since the mid–19th century, when H.M. the
pathy, the little Greenwich Village tearoom Queen was Victoria. Cadbury is the U.K.’s he outcry that followed—
and British grocery, was bustling, full of cus- biggest confectioner, beloved not only for its called the “chocapoca-
tomers, crosstalk, laughter, people shouting flagship Dairy Milk milk-chocolate bar but lypse” in some quarters—
into their phones. This cheerful cacophony also for such whimsically named confections resonated far beyond
had a visual complement in as Flakes, Curly Wurlys, Greenwich Village, war-
the store’s wooden shelves, Wispas, Crunchies, Fred- ranting international
heavy with a jumble of vin- dos, Creme Eggs, and Mini newspaper coverage, stories on NPR
tage tea sets and imported Creme Eggs—the company’s and the BBC, and indignant screeds and
cans of Heinz baked beans, array of brands forms a near- hashtag activism on social media. A petition
Lyle’s Black Treacle, Hob- ly Wonka-esque tribute to against Hershey on moveon.org generated
nobs, Percy Pigs, and Ambro- the art and imagination of tens of thousands of signatures within days
sia Devon Custard. The shop’s commercial chocolate man- (more than 37,000 as of the second week of
WONKA-ESQUE TRIBUTE
TO THE ART OF
CHOCOLATE MANUFACTURE.
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A TALE OF TWO
CHOCOL ATE FACTORIES
Above, Bournville
Village, which dates to the late
19th century, home of
the flagship Cadbury chocolate
factory. Below, a recently
expanded Hershey plant in
West Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Opposite: top, a 1929 ad
showing the milk content of
Cadbury’s Dairy Milk
bars; bottom, a 1930s ad for
Hershey’s Kisses.
MAY 2015
“WHAT HERSHEY’S CALLS CHOCOLATE
IS NOT CHOCOLATE
TO A BRITISH PERSON,”
SAYS ZADIE SMITH.
sidered organizing a kind of reverse Boston on the wholesale level, spread among a num- for Carlisle United, a perennial fourth-tier
Tea Party, wherein British-chocolate-lovers ber of different importers. More to the point, English football club (but they made it to the
would toss Hershey’s Kisses into the Hudson Hershey seems to have underestimated the ill first division once, in 1974!)—all of which are a
River, but she then realized this might run will its suits would stir up thanks to the deep further reminder, alongside the rows of exotic-
afoul of environmental regulations. Another emotional resonance that these sweets have to-American-eyes packaged goods similar to
of her protest ideas: dipping herself in a vat of with their customer base. the array at Tea & Sympathy, that this isn’t the
melted Hershey chocolate and parading And so the chocapocalypse. While Cad- place to pick up a six-pack of Bud Light.
through the streets, Lady Godiva–style. She at bury fans can’t quite match the National Roger Clark, the store’s general manager
first seemed to offer this idea in jest, but, given Rifle Association members when it comes to and self-described “dogsbody,” told me that
her mounting enthusiasm and her evocative feeling embattled, they do their best. Tea & he gets at least 30 Cadbury-related inquiries
pantomime of how the event might play out, it Sympathy and Myers of Keswick, like many a day from freaked-out customers. The shop
wasn’t hard to imagine that Perry might go of their ilk across the country, are stockpiling has seen its share of panic buying, too. Clark,
through with it—or at least deputize the task to all the Crunchies and Flakes they can find. 38, is founder Peter Myers’s nephew and the
one of her waitresses, who, she noted, “has Both Nicky Perry and the manager at Ye cousin of the shop’s current owner, Jennifer
much better tits than me.” Olde King’s Head, a similar shop attached Myers, Peter’s daughter. (Peter retired several
to an English pub in Santa Monica, Califor- years ago.) Like his uncle, Roger is a butcher’s
H
Bar None nia, said they had, at best, a six-month sup- son from Keswick. He and I spoke while he
ere is the problem: Her- ply of Cadbury chocolates on hand. took bowl after bowl of fresh, pink, intestinal-
shey, after decades of fol- The potential gravity of the situation was looking coils of sausage and packaged them
lowing a seeming “Don’t perhaps most poignantly voiced by one elder- for delivery to restaurants around town.
ask, don’t tell” policy ly, incredulous English gentleman, now living “It’s comfort food, isn’t it?” he said as he
where the sale of Cadbury- in California, who, speaking to a TV reporter held up a jiggling sausage string and snipped
candy imports to the U.S. from the BBC, evoked his boyhood during it in half. The juxtaposition was disconcerting,
is concerned, finally decided to take umbrage the Blitz: “Even though Hitler bombed the but I knew what he meant. “We’re a comfort
last summer, filing suit against two of the big- place up to heck, we still got that Cadbury’s, store, really,” he continued. “Nothing we sell
gest importers of British food products, Posh and here we are now, we’re not going to get here, there isn’t somewhat of an American
Nosh Imports, which is based in New Jersey, it? That doesn’t make sense, does it?” equivalent out there, somewhere. But British
and L.B.B. (for Let’s Buy British) Imports, More ruthless than Hitler is not a market people, they’re used to
which is based in California. The complaint: niche most brands would be keen to inhabit. the labels; they’re used @vf.com
trademark infringement, on the grounds that But the more people have protested the to the packaging; they’re To meet the
the defendants, in Hershey’s view, have been company’s legal actions, “the more Her- used to the brand names. OW N E R S of Tea &
Sympathy, go to
conducting an illicit trade in contraband U.K. shey’s have dug their heels in,” Perry said. We’re selling groceries VF.COM/MAY2015.
Cadbury. Hershey won its suit against Posh You might call Myers of Keswick the little that are available in every
Nosh last fall, by default, after that company shop around three corners in relation to Tea & supermarket in England, but in New York
failed to respond. Then, in January, L.B.B. Sympathy. The interior hasn’t changed much all these products are luxury items because
announced it was settling and would no lon- since Peter Myers, a native of Keswick (pro- they’re 3,000 miles away from home. And
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ger import Cadbury products from Britain. nounced Kez-ick), a small working-class town they’re comforting to buy for people who are
Neither importer really had much of a in northern England, opened for business on 3,000 miles away from home.”
case, admitted the president of L.B.B., Na- July 4, 1985: one room, no aisles, black-and-
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than Dulley. “I mean, certainly Hershey has a white linoleum flooring, a refrigerator case Candy Is Dandy
legally signed agreement to produce Cadbury along the back wall, a deli-like case up front, hough Myers and Tea &
on Cadbury’s behalf here in the States,” he although the Myers case forgoes traditional Sympathy are friendly, of-
conceded. Sounding as if he were explaining Gotham cold-cut offerings in favor of British ten sharing customers and
thermodynamic law to a high-school physics sausages (four kinds), slabs of English bacon, even stock when one or the
class for the umpteenth time rather than pre- shepherd’s pies, Cornish pasties, mince pies, other runs dry, the fact that
dicting a likely drubbing in federal court for Scottish eggs (“hard-boiled egg wrapped the two operations sit so
his own company, he added, “Ultimately, the in Cumberland-sausage meat and rolled in comparatively cheek by jowl is largely coin-
thing is, Hershey will prevail.” breadcrumbs”), and many more savories— cidence—it’s not as if the rest of Manhattan
Left unsaid, though, is why Hershey, all, like the sausages, made in-house. The were as pockmarked with English specialty
which had $7.15 billion in sales in 2013, would store’s décor includes several Union Jacks, a stores as it is with, say, Starbucks and CVSs
go after a British-chocolate import business royal-wedding banner (Will and Kate’s), and, and condo towers for absentee billionaires.
that Dulley estimates generates $25 million draped over the door to the kitchen, a scarf That one shop has a C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 6 6
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Above, Myers of Keswick
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in front of their
grocery, in Greenwich
Village. Below,
scrumptious Cadbury
product lines atop a case
of sausages and meat
pies at Myers.
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V. F. P O RT RA I T
Bryan Stevenson
With the Equal Justice Initiative, founded
in 1989, and a recent best-seller, Just Mercy, N.Y.U. law professor
Bryan Stevenson has challenged America’s systemic
incarceration of minorities and the poor.
It’s leaders like Stevenson, writes DESMOND TUTU,
who help shape the arc of the moral universe.
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and commitment contributed to the aboli-
tion of the death penalty for juveniles, and
he is working tirelessly to end life sentences
for adults convicted of crimes committed in
their youth.
The Equal Justice Initiative, which Steven-
son established to defend those denied fair
and just treatment in court, represents death-
row prisoners and children in adult prisons,
and advocates for sentencing reform and an
end to racial bias in the legal system.
ryan Stevenson is a Stevenson’s book, Just Mercy, the story of
brilliant lawyer representing America’s con- an innocent black man sentenced to death
science on a mission to guarantee equal jus- for killing a white woman in Monroeville, Al-
tice for all. abama, the hometown of Harper Lee, is as
Over the millennia, people have asked, If gripping as it is disturbing—as if America’s
God is on the side of justice, why do injus- soul has been put on trial.
tice and inequity abound on earth? When We may not be capable of changing the
will discrimination and prejudice end? world in one fell swoop on our own, but
Not frivolous questions. when we swim together in the same good
In the United States of America, the land direction, we become an unstoppable force.
of the free, 2.3 million people are imprisoned, Good leadership is key …
with one in three black male babies born this Good leaders with the ability to identify the
century expected to join them—together with challenges and the tenacity to act on them.
1 in 17 white boys. Good leaders driven not by personal ambi-
The U.S. is the only so-called Western tion but by an innate desire to improve the cir-
country to still impose the death penalty; cumstances of the human family and the hu-
more than 3,000 prisoners currently await man condition.
execution. Recent research indicates approxi- Good leaders such as our extraordinary
mately 4 percent of them were wrongfully Nelson Mandela, who chose reconciliation
convicted! over vengeance, and epitomized the healing
You might assume God is not paying at- power of magnanimity, grace, and love.
tention. But God does not use strong-arm tac- Good leaders such as our youthful Nobel
tics to ensure that justice is done, nor directly Peace Prize laureate Malala Yousafzai, who
intervene to stop injustice. God empowers us refused to accept her own victimization—or
to identify the path of righteousness. that of her sisters—and turned the spotlight
When we make mistakes, meander, slip, on the abusers of women and children.
and sometimes fall, we find the means to Good leaders such as Bryan Stevenson,
gather ourselves, reset our compasses, and who has made it his business to sound the
continue the journey. alarm about inequities in the criminal-justice
CR E DI TS H ER E
Justice needs champions, and Bryan system that reflect gaping fault lines in the
Stevenson is such a champion. His courage social fabric of the land of Lady Liberty.
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he story behind the mak- “Get on over here to the Beverly Hills
ing of The Other Side of the Hotel,” Welles said. “I’ve got to talk to you
Wind begins at Schwab’s right away!”
drugstore, the Hollywood Propelled by Orson’s undeniable force,
soda fountain where: Char- Graver sped to the hotel and was soon stand-
lie Chaplin played pinball, ing at a bungalow door, face-to-face with
n early 1970, director F. Scott Fitzgerald had his first heart attack, Orson Welles, clad in a black silk bathrobe.
Orson Welles returned to Hollywood after and, according to some versions of the story, Offering Graver coffee and a seat, Welles
more than a decade in Europe, and later that Lana Turner was discovered while cutting settled on the edge of a bed, and they chatted
year he began work on his innovative come- school to grab a Coke. for a while before Orson said that he was work-
back movie—The Other Side of the Wind. On July 3, 1970, a young, unknown cam- ing on a new movie called The Other Side of
The movie was the story of a legendary eraman named Gary Graver stopped for the Wind and wanted Gary to work with him.
director named Jake Hannaford, who re- coffee at Schwab’s and picked up Variety, “You are the second cameraman to call
turns to Hollywood from years of semi-exile where he read news of Laurence Harvey’s me up and say you wanted to work with me,”
in Europe with plans to complete work on fractured knee, Patty Duke’s honeymoon, Welles explained. “First there was Gregg To-
his own innovative comeback movie—also and then this: “Orson Welles, looking very land, who shot Citizen Kane … ” and now
entitled The Other Side of the Wind. well, visiting friends here and in San Fran, there was Gary Graver, who was absorbing
Welles said it wasn’t autobiographical. says he soon returns to film his yarn, ‘The that information when—suddenly—Welles
The story line of The Other Side of the Other Side of the Wind’ … ” grabbed him by the shoulders and tossed
Wind was supposed to take place during a Though he’d learned camerawork in a him to the floor. Moments later, Orson
single day. At one point, Welles intended to naval film unit during the Vietnam War and crashed beside him and threw a beefy arm
shoot it in eight weeks. Instead, it took six earned his living on low-budget movies, Gra- over Graver’s back to pin him down.
years, and the film remains unfinished nearly ver had said if there was one director he’d al- Unable to move, Graver began to won-
four decades later. ways wanted to work for it was Orson Welles. der if maybe this hadn’t been such a great
Based on a script Welles revised nightly, On a hunch, as Graver later recalled to idea. But then—after what seemed like for-
the film was financed principally by the Shah film critic Joseph McBride, for his book ever—Welles slowly crept to the window and
of Iran’s brother-in-law and offered possibly What Ever Happened to Orson Welles?, he peered over the sill. He stood up and then
one last shot at topping Citizen Kane. The walked to the pay phone and called the Bev- helped Graver to his feet.
making of The Other Side of the Wind began erly Hills Hotel. “I saw the actress Ruth Gordon out there,”
as a tale of art imitating life, but ultimately “Orson Welles, please,” he told the hotel Orson began to explain. “If she’d seen me,
morphed into life imitating art, on a set where operator. she’d have come in here and talked, talked,
it sometimes became difficult to tell the differ- The line began to ring. And then—that voice. talked.” But Orson didn’t want to talk to
ence between the movie and real life. “Hello,” rumbled a man who was unmis- Ruth Gordon. “Right now,” he told Graver,
During production many people asked takably Orson Welles. “I want to talk to you.”
Welles what his movie was all about. To his “Uh, Orson Welles?,” Graver stammered. From that day forward, Orson Welles was
“Yes,” Welles said. “Who is this?” the central figure in Gary Graver’s life: more
Adapted from Orson Welles’s Last Movie: “My name’s Gary Graver,” he said. “I’m important than his wife, his children, his
MI KE F E R RI S
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WELLES SAID. “NOBODY’S EVER DONE IT.”
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HIRED IN 1973, JOHN HUSTON HAD
own), Graver belonged to the great direc- haps something more. Meanwhile, a Greek other cameras—all of which he would knit
tor. And he also belonged to The Other chorus of sycophantic biographers, worshipful together to form a fractured picture of Han-
Side of the Wind. grad students, and literary critics trailed the naford on the last day of his life.
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writer, reminding him of his own greatness. Beginning in August 1970 and continuing
he initial inspiration for The Sometime after Hemingway killed himself, into December, Welles filmed portions of
Other Side of the Wind can on July 2, 1961, Welles changed the locus of The Other Side of the Wind, despite the fact
be traced back to an event the film to Hollywood and turned the novelist that he had yet to cast anyone as Hannaford.
that took place more than 30 into a sadistic man’s-man filmmaker who may Standing in for the main character whenever
years before Graver walked also be a closeted homosexual. He decided needed, Orson had his small, young crew
into Schwab’s that summer that all of the action would take place on a shoot around Hannaford, sometimes filming
day and found Orson in the pages of Variety. single day—July 2—which became his main one half of a scene that would be finished
It was May 1937 and Welles entered a Man- character’s birthday and the last day of his life. several years later on a different continent.
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hattan recording studio to narrate a Spanish Pitching the movie to a group of admirers
Civil War documentary whose script had been in 1966, Welles also explained that he was he first day of shooting took
written by Ernest Hemingway—who happened going to take a unique approach to filming place on August 23, 1970, at
to be in the sound booth when Orson arrived. a story for which he’d written several scripts Orson’s rented home in Bev-
Only 22, Orson was not yet the Orson and, as he’d say later, had enough material erly Hills, where critic Joe
Welles, but he was on his way as a talented to fill a “three-volume novel.” McBride (whom Welles had
voice actor earning $1,000 a week during “We’re going to shoot it without a script,” met the day before) and crit-
the Depression and a Broadway wunder- he said, his face lighting up with excitement. ic turned director Peter Bogdanovich (a
kind who’d had the audacity to stage an “I know the whole story… But what I’m Welles protégé) played a pair of critics who
all-black Macbeth. going to do is get the actors in every situa- bicker about film at Hannaford’s party. Both
Looking at Hemingway’s script, Welles tion, tell them what has happened up to this characters, Welles explained, were writing
suggested a few changes, as he recalled to a moment … and I believe they will find what books about Hannaford. In real life, Mc-
reporter decades later. Wouldn’t it be better, is true and inevitable.” Bride and Bogdanovich were each at work
for instance, to eliminate the line “Here are “Have you done that kind of thing before on books about Orson.
the faces of men who are close to death,” and with other films?” one man asked. Wearing a white robe, smoking a big Cu-
simply let those faces speak for themselves? “Nobody’s ever done it,” Welles replied. ban cigar, and drinking one of the countless
Hemingway was outraged that anyone Welles also planned to make two films Frescas he downed each day, Welles had the
would dare tamper with his words and went and fuse them into one. First, there was Han- pair develop their own film-nerd dialogue,
after Orson, implying that the actor was “some naford’s movie, which he conceived as an old some of it inspired by McBride’s theory that
kind of faggot.” Welles responded by hitting man’s failed attempt to make an arty, sexy, John Ford’s movies were “an oblique reflec-
Hemingway the best way he knew how. If Papa symbolic picture aimed at the younger audi- tion of the changes in American society.”
wanted a faggot, Orson would give him one. ences of New Hollywood. Beautiful, but with- Batting it back and forth, McBride and
“Mr. Hemingway, how strong you are!” out a plot or any sense of purpose, the film Welles reshaped the theory and went to a
Welles said, camping it up with a swishy lisp. was Orson’s way of taking a shot at Blow-Up typewriter, where Welles punched out a pre-
“How big you are!” director Michelangelo Antonioni, whom he posterously cinéastic monologue which con-
Grabbing a chair, Hemingway attacked once referred to as “an architect of empty box- tends that “during the thirties Hannaford’s
Orson, who picked up a chair of his own, es.” The footage from this film within the film predominant motif was the outsider in ab-
sparking a cinematic brawl between two of would be shown to producers and party guests surd conflict with society. In the forties he
the great creative geniuses of the 20th cen- during the other movie Orson was making. achieved salvation. In the fifties … ”
tury, who duked it out while images of war That other film was the story of Han- The next day, Welles sent Graver off to
flickered on a screen behind them. naford’s 70th-birthday party, which is being Utah to scout locations. When he returned,
Eventually, however, the pair realized the thrown by a famous golden-era actress (mod- they resumed shooting and didn’t stop until
P HOTO GR A PH BY RO N GA LE L L A /W IR E IM AG E
insanity of their fight and soon slumped to eled on Orson’s friend Marlene Dietrich) as Christmas.
the floor laughing, cracked open a bottle of a way of introducing the denizens of New “We never had a budget,” Graver said.
whiskey, and drank their way into friendship. Hollywood to an old master and in hopes that “We just started filming. What I didn’t fully
Twenty years after this encounter, Welles one of them will fund his comeback movie. understand was … that Orson worked seven-
would work on a screenplay about a hyper- In stark contrast to Hannaford’s film, day weeks, every single day.”
manly, middle-aged, American novelist living Welles was determined to shoot this portion “He just loved the filmmaking process
in Spain who has lost his creative powers and of the picture (the movie’s actual story line) in more than anyone I’ve ever met,” said
become obsessed with a young bullfighter in a multi-layered, documentary style compris- crew member Michael Stringer. “His
whom he sees the promise of youth and per- ing footage from still, 16-mm., Super 8, and vision was what everyone else was focus-
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Frank Sinatra and Welles
during the American
Film Institute tribute
to Welles, in Los Angeles,
February 9, 1975.
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ing on—and that’s an intoxicating process.” futuristic landscape by putting large mirrors tempered by the knowledge that Welles was
Intoxicating, yes, but it wasn’t for everyone. on rolling platforms, then positioning them in carrying the entire film in his head.
If you had thin skin or defied Orson, you dis- ways that turned the reflections of the exist- “He knew exactly what he needed,” said
appeared quickly or were eaten alive. As a re- ing buildings into a strange world that existed cameraman Leslie Otis.
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sult, there was an extremely high daily turnover nowhere but in his own mind and then on
rate during the first several months of shooting. celluloid. ennis Hopper arrived at
But there were those like Graver, Stringer, Securing a permit for Gary Graver Produc- Orson’s home one night in
and other stalwarts who later called them- tions, Welles skirted additional fees by having November 1970 to play a
selves VISTOW (Volunteers in Service to Orson Graver erase the date each time it expired and director much like himself
Welles). They weren’t there for money or rec- enter a new one. By Christmas, they’d rubbed who is being interviewed
ognition, both of which were in very short a hole right through the permit. during a power outage at
supply. Nor did they care about the unsafe, Since Hannaford’s film was supposed Hannaford’s party.
sometimes illegal working conditions. In- to be beautifully composed, faux-symbolic “Where’s the lighting?,” Hopper asked
stead, only one thing mattered: helping Or- nonsense, Welles ran wild in Century City, Welles when he saw that everything was il-
son make the movie he wanted to make. conceiving visuals and then taking them to luminated by kerosene lamps.
This meant submitting completely to Or- extremes. With no sound and Orson direct- “This is it,” Welles replied.
son’s demands and never, ever, saying no. ing him on the fly, actor Bob Random (who “That’s cool, man,” Hopper said.
And in return you were lifted up, like a side- played the lead in Hannaford’s film-within- Having recently completed shooting his
man playing with Charlie Parker or a spot- the-film) recalled, the experience was like “a strange, cocaine-fueled directorial disaster,
up shooter flanking Michael Jordan. silent movie, except you never knew what you The Last Movie, the clearly stoned Hopper
Orson would stalk the set, looking through were going to do.” sat down by a fire and rambled, on-camera,
a circle made with his fingers and explain- During this period, Welles also fell in love about the F.B.I. visiting his house, getting
ing precisely which lens and focal length he with the idea of creating his own wind and John Wayne fans to see his films, and the
wanted. Without ever peering through a cam- had the crew load a Ritter fan (an airplane idea of the “God-director,” which he de-
era, he always seemed to know which image propeller on a giant motor) onto a truck and scribes as a “very dangerous area.”
would be captured, and those who did as haul it around to various locations, where During the scene, however, Hopper also
they were told wound up doing the best cam- Random would drive his motorcycle into a unintentionally lands on the great unspoken
erawork of their lives. blistering dust storm they’d manufactured theme of Orson’s movie and his life. Every-
Conceptually, it seemed, Orson used each or spend half a day walking into a blizzard thing, Hopper said, “becomes a movie in
frame of film as an easel on which he was of garbage that crew members were tossing front of that camera.”
creating individual works of art that he would into the fan. That evening, Welles also shot an explo-
then string together in a way that multiplied Graver was able to rent the MGM back sive conversation between directors Paul
their impact. lot for $200 a day by having the crew pose Mazursky and Henry Jaglom, who weren’t
“The concepts Orson had for shots were as U.C.L.A. film students and making Or- getting along at the time. Plying Mazursky
utterly astounding,” said crew member Eric son duck whenever they drove past the secu- with brandy and cigars, Welles filmed the
Sherman. “And each shot had something to rity gate. Once inside, Welles filmed on half- pair for hours while they became more and
do with the larger creation.” demolished Western sets where tumbleweeds more agitated with each other as Jaglom (in-
But still, there were times when even Orson blew across the street, and shot as much structed beforehand by Welles) accuses Ma-
was overwhelmed by executing his own vision, footage as humanly possible, culminating in zursky (whose first film, Bob & Carol & Ted
once waving off Graver’s idea for capturing an a final, 72-hour filming spree that took place & Alice, had been a surprise hit) of being a
image they’d tried to shoot over and over. over a three-day weekend. sellout, before launching an all-out attack on
“No, Gary,” Welles said. “God doesn’t Even more free-form than the Century City Hannaford, played by Orson off-camera.
want me to make this shot.” shoot, filming at MGM heightened Orson’s The next morning Mazursky awoke and
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frustration over glitches, and he seemed to realized he had no idea how he’d gotten
n the fall of 1970, Orson shot Han- make up for lack of inspiration with rants about home, but remembered that he’d had a won-
naford’s movie in Century City and “losing the light” which included a notable derful time shooting scenes for Welles, who
on the crumbling back lot at MGM, outburst that took place when someone was called him later that day.
two places where he could film on sent for dinner for the crew and returned with “Now I have a film,” Welles said. “You’re
the cheap and with little interference. wrapped plates of food and plastic utensils. the greatest improviser I’ve ever seen. Unlike
Still in its infancy, Century City “I wanted sandwiches!,” Orson screamed Dennis Hopper. He can’t improvise.”
was nothing more than a few mirrored as the light dissipated behind him. “So they Mazursky told Welles that it had been an
buildings and lots of construction dirt when could eat with one hand!” honor to work with him and he hoped that
Welles arrived. He transformed it into a neo- What seemed like madness, however, was they could get together sometime to talk
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ing from German investors. “John, I want you to meet Rich Little,”
But the most significant development Welles told Huston, according to Peter o the crew filming in Arizona,
was Orson’s partnership with Les Films Tonguette’s book Orson Welles Remembered. Orson was like the Wizard of
de l’Astrophore, a Paris-based production “He’s probably the world’s greatest impres- Oz, by turns a gigantic om-
company under the direction of the Shah of sionist.” nipotent force who infused the
Iran’s brother-in-law, a deeply cultured man “Oh, well then, we’re going to get along set with electricity the moment
named Dr. Mehdi Boushehri. Launched as fine,” Huston replied. “I have a lot of paint- he arrived, and also a mere
part of the Shah’s modernization plan and an ings and that’s one of my hobbies and we’ll mortal, prone to outbursts of childish emotion
attempt to form lucrative partnerships with have many great discussions. I’m thrilled.” when things didn’t go his way.
famous directors from the West, Astrophore “No,” Orson screamed. “Not that kind of “One minute you’d feel this whirlwind
initially invested $150,000, giving Orson a impressionist!” of power,” said crew member Constance
nice war chest with which to resume shoot- On the set, however, Welles handled his Pharr. “And then there were moments when
ing the film in January 1974. old friend with enormous delicacy, know- he pouted like a two-year-old.”
ing that the film would turn not only on Though he was frequently self-aware and
‘ Y
1974 Huston’s performance but also on his own sometimes gave meta-commentary on his
ou’ve been in this picture for ability to extract the sense of loneliness that own tirades (“You need to do this … We
three years?” an incredu- lay beneath the 67-year-old director’s courtly need to change the lighting … And for God’s
lous John Huston asked swashbuckler persona. sake we need to get Orson to shut up … ”),
Joe McBride when they Thus, despite the fact that Welles arrived Welles felt entitled to his dark humors, par-
met at the house Orson on the set each day (now in a purple robe) ticularly in moments of creative impotence
was renting in Carefree, toting a huge script and new pages of dia- while the crew sat for hours waiting for him
Arizona, in early 1974. logue he’d written the night before, Orson to find inspiration.
Finally hired at the end of 1973 to play told Huston not to memorize his lines. In- Actress Susan Strasberg, who played a
Hannaford, Huston had made three movies stead, Welles said, “the idea is all that mat- film critic based on Pauline Kael, recalled
since Welles had begun shooting The Other ters,” and he trusted Huston to embody Han- an incident when a crew member asked him
Side of the Wind and was about to start naford when the cameras rolled, something where to place a camera. “Idiot,” Welles bel-
working on The Man Who Would Be King. that seemed to work quite well, except on the lowed, “can’t you see I haven’t the foggiest
Longtime friends, Welles and Huston were occasions when his lead actor got lost or for- notion of what I want? I wouldn’t be sitting
similar men (great artists who were rebellious got the purpose of a scene. here if I did.”
by nature and horrible with money) who had In those situations, Bogdanovich recalled Because he was so demanding, Welles
had divergent careers. Each made his first in a 2007 interview, Huston tended to say also created a sense of frenzied chaos on
film in 1941, and both movies became clas- something—anything—with enormous au- the set that had everyone so busy scurrying
sics (Citizen Kane and The Maltese Falcon), thority before exiting with great confidence. around to please him that a production as-
but since that time, Welles had completed Meaning that when the line might be “I’m go- sistant ran through a sliding glass door while
fewer than a dozen features, while Huston ing to talk to Billy about that,” Huston would trying to fulfill one of Orson’s requests.
had finished nearly 30. say, “We’ll set it up for Tuesday. I’m going Despite the craziness, however, the at-
The difference, it seemed, was that Hus- to the kitchen,” and then walk off, leaving a mosphere was exhilarating, and there were
ton could walk away from a film when it was bewildered scene partner alone in the frame. certain crew members who wouldn’t desert
done—rather than when it was perfect. He also When Orson would finally yell “Cut!,” Orson even after being fired, something that
cut his films in the camera, learned to work the Huston would re-enter and innocently ask, happened on a regular basis to line producer
system, and was willing to trade directing a few “Was that the line?” Frank Marshall.
decent films for the chance to make a classic. “Well, not exactly,” Welles would say, laugh- Each time Orson told him to leave, Mar-
But, more than anything, Huston suc- ing. “I dunno what the hell you just said.” shall would simply go to his room at the nearby
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n 2009, when singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright premiered tive conceptual selfies in a whirlwind of solitary introspection. “Of all
Prima Donna, an appropriately melodramatic modern opera postwar artists, she has explored human identity in all its facets in the
about an aging soprano (think Maria Callas) on the eve of a deepest ways. I don’t have expectations. I have the excitement of the
comeback gig in Paris on Bastille Day, he knew his biggest chal- novelty,” Vezzoli says. And for her part, Sherman is excited to embody
lenge would be to keep the work in the public consciousness. “It’s op- the role of a character that, for once, she didn’t conjure. “What made
era,” he deadpans. “Those either last for 200 years or you never hear me want to do it is the fear that the character is going through. She’s old
of them again.” So he turned to contemporary artists Francesco Vezzoli now. Can she live up to her audience’s expectations? I think it’ll free me
and Cindy Sherman to create a video installation of the grand finale, up to just let it all hang out.” Such talk of divas makes one wonder if
which debuts in July at the Odeon of Herodes Atticus, in the Acropolis, there could be too many cooks in this creative kitchen. But Wainwright
Athens. Vezzoli, best known for video works that satirize celebrity, was says he’s happy in the audience now: “I have already very much taken
keen to direct Sherman, who has spent four decades creating provoca- the position of the dead composer!” — DEREK BL ASBERG
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Matt McMullen
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at Abyss Creations’
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I t’s a beautiful morn-
ing in Huntington, West Virginia, but Da-
vid Mills wants to drink beer in the same
ramshackle house where he has lived since
birth. In the other bedroom is his ailing,
nonagenarian father. Mills the younger is
best known for writing Atheist Universe: The
Thinking Person’s Answer to Christian Funda-
mentalism. In the foreword, Carl Sagan’s son
Dorion praised Mills’s “impeccable logic, in-
tellectual bravery, and professional clarity.”
Richard Dawkins gave the book a blurb—
“an admirable work”—and mentioned it two
times in his best-seller The God Delusion.
In his introduction to a new edition, in
2006, Mills gleefully informed readers that
LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Clockwise from above: preparing to pour high-quality silicone
into molds at Abyss; poured dolls; the assortment of
nipple choices; a RealDoll2, Body Type A, with wig and makeup done.
I
Rise of the Sexbots
n 2006, Dr. Henrik Christensen, the
chairman of the European Robot-
ics Network at the Royal Institute
of Technology, at the University of
Stockholm, predicted that “in the
next five years” humans would be
having sex with robots. Even if they were
pretty basic ones, it wouldn’t matter, he told
The Economist, because “people are willing to
have sex with inflatable dolls, so initially any-
thing that moves will be an improvement.”
In Love & Sex with Robots: The Evolu-
tion of Human-Robot Relationships, artificial-
intelligence expert and international chess
champion David Levy professed that by
2050 robots “will have the capacity to fall in
love with humans and to make themselves ro-
mantically attractive and sexually desirable to
humans.” One expert surveyed in a Pew Re-
search Center report out last year predicts that
robot sex partners will be “commonplace” by
2025 and foresees robot sex being both popu-
lar and “the source of scorn and division, the
way that critics today bemoan selfies as an in-
dicator of all that’s wrong with the world.”
In the new sci-fi thriller Ex Machina, a
young employee of a Google-like company
(Domhnall Gleeson, who played a sweet-
natured synthetic manbot in an episode of
the highly acclaimed British TV series Black
Mirror) visits a secret research facility in the
mountains, where a reclusive tech mogul
(Oscar Isaac) shows off his latest creation, a
very attractive, emotionally intelligent android
named Ava (Alicia Vikander). Believe it or
not, something goes wrong.
As for robot sex partners, which Abyss is
in the early stages of developing, Mills has
been skeptical. He likes the way the dolls are
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“WELL, THE IDEA, THE was a fluke. Before he came on the scene,
not much progress had been made beyond
TO BRING
sex toy. In the 1980s, Japan began produc-
ing high-end dolls, but because they were
made of plastic, they didn’t feel real or
have the illusion of being real from 10 feet
HER TO LIFE
away. Their parts were separate—the upper
and lower leg had a visible seam between
them—and they were popped together like
a G.I. Joe. You always knew it was a doll.
ULTIMATELY,” SAYS REALDOLL By 1994, when he wasn’t working odd
jobs or playing in grunge bands, Mc-
T
Entering Abyss moments ago,” she says. “That’s Matt.” Her Busted 3, Rubberheart, Regarding Jenny,
here is no sign outside Abyss boss has to talk to someone working on a Surrogates, starring Bruce Willis as an
Creations, located at the end history of the sex doll, which often begins F.B.I. agent hunting down the killer of an-
of a lonely highway service with Pygmalion, picks up steam with Dutch droids, and 2040 (when sex is outlawed,
road north of San Diego. On sailors’ dolls in the 18th century, contin- androids replace porn stars).
a typically flawless Southern ues to famous doll owners—artist Oskar But it was 2007’s Lars and the Real Girl
California day, Annette Blair Kokoschka among them—and then focuses that put RealDolls on the cultural map,
jumps up from her desk and opens the front on Matt McMullen. when one of McMullen’s dolls landed a
door. The perky, curvaceous sales manager, It wasn’t Matt McMullen’s intention to role opposite Ryan Gosling, who played the
who also handles publicity, then locks it to invent “The World’s Finest Love Doll.” It quirky, socially stunted lead. Lars becomes
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less reclusive soon after Bianca shows up Annette Blair, who also serves as the “Bottoms-Up” toy (shapely cheeks, dan-
in a crate. He begins wheelchairing her tour guide at Abyss, unlocks the “engineer- gling testicles), available in five skin tones.
around to family dinners, a party, and ing and parts room.” The walls are covered Hermaphrodite-doll enthusiasts can be
church, much to the delight of the tolerant with schematics of what RealDolls look like picky. Some want the vagina and the pe-
townsfolk, then later drowns the now “ter- inside. “No one’s really allowed in here,” she nis. Some want the penis, the vagina, but
minally ill” Bianca in a lake. says, quickly moving on to another room no testicles. Others want removable geni-
filled with body parts, all made of a unique tals so they can go back and forth between
T
The Cure for Loneliness blend of high-quality silicone. genders. When they’ve had enough of the
he majority of RealDoll cus- Annette points to the stairs leading down penis they can remove the attachment and
tomers are a decade or three to the production floor, where the dolls are put the regular vagina back in until they
older than Ryan Gosling put together and brought to life. That is the get tired of that.
and probably not as smooth destination for a dozen hanging from an
A
with the ladies. Some are overhead conveyor and dangling a few feet Uncanny Valley of the Dolls
grieving over the loss of a off the floor. It’s like we just missed a mass loud hydraulic hoist is lift-
spouse and can’t fathom dating. Others are slaughter at a dry cleaner or meatpacking ing bodies out of molds. It
perhaps disfigured, disabled, or so terrified plant. But these aren’t even RealDolls yet, takes three months to make
of women they can’t even look at them. But she clarifies—they’re poured dolls waiting a doll, but if someone or-
they all like the idea of having a human-ish to be bathed by Schuyler Dawson, who ders an express, for an extra
presence around rather than watching them is scrubbing away on a Classic RealDoll $1,500, it can be done in a
on a screen, drowning their sorrows, and Body 4 (four feet ten, 77 pounds) before do- month. Abyss sells an average of 6 to 10 a
withering away completely alone. ing some finishing touches, perhaps some week. Believing in quality over quantity, the
But not all customers are painfully shy French-manicured fingernails, freckles, or company doesn’t like to push it too much.
sad sacks. There is no “type” who buys its fluffy, glued-on mohair pubic hair. Yet 10 are shipping out this week. There are
dolls and other silicone products. They in- Between the Classic and the RealDoll2 45 purchased dolls on the waiting list. Four
clude futurists, art collectors, truckdrivers, models, customers must decide which of 11 more orders came in this morning.
scientists, housewives, couples seeking to different body types and 31 faces they want. They range in height from four ten to five
enhance their sex lives, lawyers, surgeons, They choose from more than 30 styles and ten and can weigh anywhere from 60 to 125
a nursing association, a dental school, men shades of nipples; skin and lip type; hair pounds. Annette presents the newest mod-
with prostate cancer who can’t get an erec- and eye color; pubic hair (trimmed, natu- el, a Body D, which has proved to be quite
tion but miss the cuddling, burn victims, and ral, full, shaved); eyebrows (fake, human popular with its 36DD’s, plump rump
wounded vets. hair); removable tongues, tattoos, piercings; (with gel implants to make it more jiggly),
According to Abyss, the Department of oral inserts (e.g., the seven-inch “Deep 24-inch waist, and thicker legs. “This is
Defense has purchased dolls from the com- Throat”). our most voluptuous girl—feel her.” I feel
pany—minus the dirty bits—so soldiers can Untold thousands of configurations are creepy doing so without permission. “So
practice saving the wounded in war games. possible, and prices go up the more custom those are her breasts. Go ahead and give
Psychiatrists have used them in therapy ses- options that come into play. A man with them a feel!” Quickly I run a finger down
sions. Parents have ordered them for their a body-hair fetish once requested to have her arm and recoil in disgust.
autistic or otherwise challenged grown- individual hairs meticulously hand-punched According to the “uncanny valley” the-
up children. Add to the list very wealthy on a female doll to make it almost ape- ory in human aesthetics, such a response
sheikhs, princes, a NASCAR driver, a Nobel like but balked at the $10,000 price. can occur when humans first come into
Prize winner, and Mötley Crüe singer Vince McMullen declined an offer of $50,000 to contact with lifelike dolls, robots, or near-
Neil, who showed off his $15,000 custom- make a sex dog for a “very Deliverance”– perfect digital imagery. More time spent
ized Body A on MTV’s Cribs. sounding hillbilly, though he suspected around them, though, can lead to positive,
The company is “fiercely” protective it was a radio-show prank. He refuses to empathetic feelings. It’s true. When I return
of the privacy of all its customers, not just make animals or children. to Abyss the next month, a beautiful, mys-
celebrities, who usually demand a non- Another area where McMullen’s per- terious Body D will have a hypnotic effect
disclosure agreement or have a doll pur- sonal morals intervene is celebrities. He will on me. Circling and admiring “Brooklyn”
chased through an intermediary. Deep make a doll that roughly resembles one but from different angles, I will work up the
sources there confirm that an actor with not a complete copy, unless he gets permis- nerve to stroke her back, pat her butt, and
“anger-management issues” bought five at sion. Annette remembers a woman who or- feel no shame.
once and was seen sunbathing with them dered a Sweeney Todd doll with a ghostly Standing by a wide variety of body parts
on his yacht. white wig that looked as much like Johnny scattered on and around a table, a beam-
Most owners aren’t that ostentatious. Like Depp as possible. Female customers are in ing, prosperous-looking 50-ish man is pick-
proper Victorians, they take care of business the minority (less than 10 percent). Some ing up his $9,000 doll, a volleyball-playing
in private and then hang their dolls back buy female dolls. Dangling in front of us California supermodel type. Annette met
up in the closet. Some married men use a now is a standard male, a Ken-like doll for with him and his wife for hours, helping
fake name when they order, have it shipped which a woman paid extra to jump the line them to create it. They were very particu-
somewhere other than their home, and say, and to get custom features: cat’s eyes, fangs, lar about hair, eyes, and skin tone. The
“Don’t call; don’t leave a message; don’t natural toenails, and flaccid and hard penis delighted husband is telling Blake Bailey,
e-mail!” But what has long been considered attachments. the production manager, how beautiful it
a fetish for major pervs has become more Many unusual products here were cre- is, and doesn’t wish to speak to a report-
accepted as the perception of “sex doll” ated in direct response to requests by er. According to Stacy Leigh, owners are
has changed, largely thanks to McMullen, customers. Gay men were presumably re- “very leery of the press, almost to a fault,
who prefers “love doll” and “work of art.” sponsible for the existence of the compact where the guys you want to speak to you
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L ADIES-
won’t speak to you. They’re afraid of los- erything and often feels spread thin. It takes IN-WAITING
ing their jobs, so you’re left with the fringe, time and effort to put himself in the right RealDolls are
who are almost crazy.” creative mode to, say, sculpt a new face. made to the client’s
specifications,
Then he’ll get sidetracked by a multitude of
M
from hair color to
X-Rated Tickle Me Elmo things. Phone calls. Clients. His second wife. eye color, breast
att McMullen exits his His ex-wife, who owns 49 percent of the size, and beyond.
office and walks by the business (she’s not involved in operations).
doll made in his likeness Someone wants his approval of a makeup
when he was fronting the job. A doll isn’t fitting into a crate. Mean-
hard-rock band Nick while, he’s trying to sculpt a new face.
Black and looked more Given his druthers, Matt would spend all
like Kurt Cobain. Covered with tattoos and his work time creating new things. Down
wearing a floral-pattern shirt, jeans, a couple the hall is Abyss’s sister company, which
of earrings, he could pass for a rock star on makes Boy Toy dolls, the line of smaller sex
the cusp of 40. (He’s 45.) His music career is dolls he created in 2008. Phoenix Studios is
on hold. “I am in a mode right now where getting more and more into prosthetics for
I’m very into the doll thing again,” he says, mastectomy patients and fetishwear for drag
leaning back on a leather couch. “The stark performers and transgender individuals.
reality is you kind of have got to pay your “We just made this product line—it’s basi-
bills, and one of my two creative outlets tends cally a boob shirt that you can wear, and
to be more profitable for me.” it’s made of silicone, and it looks complete-
He is facing the Wicked Pictures contract ly real,” he says. “It’s like a wearable doll’s
stars he transformed into Wicked RealDolls. skin, and this is something that people have
Starting at $6,749, Wicked RealDolls cost a asked for for years.”
bit more than some models but come with He wants to show off the wearable breasts
extras like a signed certificate, a bottle of per- and “gurl shorts,” with built-in genitalia, that
fume chosen by the actress, and sometimes can convincingly change one’s gender. “This
even a phone call. Jessica Drake, who co- is a separate venture from the doll thing—it’s
starred with RealDolls in the futuristic porn kind of a new avenue,” he says in the studio.
2040, has been known to call Abyss custom- “Here I am, making a living with boobs!
ers who have bought her likeness, and has That’s what I do. They come in all sizes and
even sent outfits for the dolls. Most recently, shapes. See, we’ve come up with all these dif-
Matt worked with Asa Akira, who came in ferent nipples to meet what people ask for, be-
to get her hands, feet, nipples, genitals, and cause no matter what you have, there’s always
everything else molded. somebody who is like, ‘No, I want my nipples
“Sure, it’s fun—there’s worse things you on there to be puffy and red.’ And you’re like,
can do with your day,” he says. For the ‘Red?’ ‘Yes, red like a fire truck.’ So there you
Wicked Girls it’s a “difficult” process, ac- have it, red nipples.” A chart on the wall lists
cording to Annette, but they feel honored the many nipple colors and designs from light
when their likenesses are unveiled at the red to hot red to pink, chestnut, bronze,
A.V.N. Expo. “We’ve gotten to know them peach, tan, brown, black, Standard Mini,
pretty well, the company and the girls,” Mini 1 and 2, Perky, Super Puffy, XL Puffy,
Matt says. “Great people.” His phone XXL Puffy, V Puffy, “Texas,” and “Big
rings; one of his kids. On the table between Mama” (about the diameter of a coffee cup).
us is a book of photographs by Helmut Less excited by robotics and artificial
Newton that includes several RealDolls. intelligence, Matt feels pressure to move in
Under it is Diamonds & Pearls: Dolce & that direction. People keep asking when the
Gabbana—the designers met with Matt dolls will talk back. “I’m torn, because that
before deciding to use his dolls instead of sounds really cool, but at the same time I
mannequins for this 10-pound doorstop. like the old-school-ness of what it is now,”
He’s here every day but can’t oversee ev- he explains. There is also something pure
D
espite his misgivings, Matt
has decided to add some
extra sci-fi apps. It’s a little
too soon to talk about it,
but … “One of the bigger
things I’ve been plying away
at is integrating some sort of minor intelligence
into the dolls where you can communicate
with them,” he says, like an unusually mellow
mad scientist. “Some minor expression, ver-
bal interaction, moving eyes, stuff like that. I
could have released stuff [in 2013], but it’s not
quite where I want it yet, and until I get that
technology to a point that I feel it enhances the
doll instead of making it a little spooky or just
awkward, I’m not going to do it.”
Yet he’s in the process of forming a sepa-
rate company dedicated to doll robotics. “I
STRAIGHT FROM THE CRATE
want the doll to retain its beauty and the de- Clockwise from above: a doll ready for shipment to a client;
sign and movement, the whole thing,” he re- photographer Stacy Leigh with one of her RealDolls in her
iterates. “We’ve all seen clumsy animatronics, Manhattan loft; RealDoll heads; bathing dolls fresh from their molds.
even at Disneyland: the Indiana Jones char-
acter at the end of the ride, his eyes are a little
wonky and something looks wrong with the
way his face moves—I don’t want the doll to
do that. I don’t want it to be like that. I want
it to be surreal and pleasant, and maybe less
is more. So the face doesn’t have to do all
these movements if it’s interacting with you.
Just enough to convey that feeling.”
I ask him about an enhancement that
didn’t take off, the Hip Actuator, a device
that could be put inside a doll and activated
by a control box with different sequences.
“The doll would basically start writhing
around and moving her hips,” Matt recalls.
“It was kind of neat.” It was also kind of
loud, expensive ($3,000), and heavy. It made
the doll stiff in the torso, so that when the ma-
chine was off, “she lost the ability to sort of re-
lax.” Not everyone thought the Hip Actuator
was a cool effect. It was a nightmare to install,
so Matt discontinued it.
Another disappointment was the “Interac-
tive Response System,” in which small, very
sensitive sensors were put in erogenous zones
of the body. A bank of canned audio files
would enable the doll to verbally “respond”
based on where she was touched. During the
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development phase he touted it as “very in-
teractive, to the point where there is an intel-
ligence there,” and envisioned “thousands of
responses and they will randomly mix togeth-
er to form almost limitless combinations.”
It too was a nightmare to install and
turned out to be like an X-rated Tickle Me
Elmo. Instead of “That tickles!” the doll said
things like “Ow!” and “Oh, that feels good”
or simply moaned. “We did that for a while
and it was cool—some people loved it,” Matt
recalls halfheartedly. Others didn’t think it
was worth the $1,500. “But more people
said, ‘Well, I don’t know if I want her to talk.’
I kind of like that it’s just a doll, and that’s
kind of where sometimes I feel I am. You
start adding all these other things, it’s not
really just a doll anymore.”
The thought of getting back into robot-
ics now is exciting but also intimidating and
anxiety-inducing: “I feel like 10 years ago
when I was doing this, I was completely con-
tent. I made dolls and I made them as beau-
tiful as I could and it was a very free feeling. …
I guess in a sense it makes you long for the
simplicity of what used to be.”
A
It’s Alive!
t the end of The Step-
ford Wives, the evil, Dr.
Frankenstein–like head of
the Men’s Association—nick-
named “Diz” because he
once worked in Disney’s
animatronics department—responds to one
of the last utterances of Katherine Ross’s
doomed character, Joanna. “Why? Because
we can,” Diz informs her. “We found a way
of doing it that’s just perfect, perfect for us
and perfect for you… See, think of it the
other way around: wouldn’t you like some
perfect stud waiting on you around the house?
Praising you? Servicing you? Whispering how
your sagging flesh was beautiful, no matter
how you looked?” Then the sexbot, an exact
replica of Joanna except for its black, doll-like
eyes and gravity-defying breasts, tightens a
stocking and strangles her with it.
Matt calls it a very entertaining movie and
concept. And creepy?
“Yeah, that’s creepy. But @vf.com
our goal would never be To see behind-the-
scenes at the
to do that, and whatever FAC T O RY, go to
amount of technology I VF.COM/MAY2015.
incorporate into our dolls
as we go forward into the future will be geared
at the simple goal of enhancing that interac-
tion, not taking away from it. I would never see
that being a threat to an organic woman at all.”
Besides, females might have some options by
the time fembots are commonplace: “They’re
probably going to make robotic manbots,
and don’t fool yourself: women will be in line,
too,” he says. Like the Jude Law character
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“Gigolo Joe,” in A.I.? “Oh, sure. If you make Don’t Feel Sorry for David Mills and soon we are in the park by the Ohio River.
a robot that is Johnny Depp–ish enough or
whatever character at the time—of course
they’ll be open to it!
I nside a booth at Red Lobster in downtown
Huntington, David Mills is looking around for
a waitress who used to be a stripper. One thing
“Lewis and Clark sailed right past there,”
he says, adding that there used to be prosti-
tutes here before the police cracked down.
“Across-the-board, human sexuality is ex- he will say for the Huntington area is there are It’s idyllic now. Gorgeous sunset, intoxicating
panding into these other avenues and fron- some pretty good strip joints. People come from air. Nice people strolling, children laughing,
tiers,” he says. “We like to experience differ- Charleston and all over. Every couple of months someone flying by on a Jet Ski. He finds the
ent types and flavors of sex, and that is our Mills goes to either Lady Godiva’s or Southern small plaque he bought to honor his second
nature. And so I don’t think necessarily this is X-Posure, where the strippers are fully nude ex-wife (ANDREA + DAVID).
something that needs to be a high level of con- onstage and give wonderful private lap dances. We end up at Roosters bar. The outdoor ta-
cern. There’s this big gap between what peo- “The only problem I have is there are a lot of ble overlooking downtown offers a view of the
ple fantasize about and what’s possible even fat strippers and they have tattoos,” he says. “I skyline and a peaceful, Norman Rockwell–like
in the next decade. You know we’re not quite mean, that just doesn’t do it for me, though usu- scene below. David shows off some cell-phone
there. When we’re able to build a starship En- ally in an evening they’ll have one or two that photos. First Taffy, then his first ex-wife look-
terprise, we’ll have these kinds of robots that look really good and kind of classy-looking.” ing voluptuous. Today it occurred to him that
people fantasize about, but there’s going to be He says he isn’t drinking tonight. Gets they look alike. He swipes past some “porn-
a lot of steps between here and there.” too carried away. Usually he will buy one related” photos and stops at the last woman
Is animating dolls or giving them emotion- 22-ounce bottle. “And that’s all I have. But if who had sex with him before Taffy arrived—
al intelligence the greatest desire? I have like a 12-pack, I drink until I throw up, and, later, with him and his doll.
“Well, the idea, the goal, the fantasy there, so I rarely drink.” The waitress asks if we’re O.K. He orders
is to bring her to life, ultimately,” he replies. Was he being serious about his offer to wash his first beer of the night.
But he admits that, given the choice between Taffy so I could test her out? “Yeah—I mean, What’s an average day like for him now?
a beautiful woman and an animated doll, that’s fine with me,” he replies. “That’s perfectly “Well, somebody will send me an e-mail: Oh,
there are some who would still choose the fine. There is absolutely no possibility of catch- it’s just so sadddd. I know you’re such a sad per-
latter. “They have a fetish for the doll. It has ing anything at all. You can do it now or later son with this doll and I feel sooo sorry for you,”
nothing to do with dehumanizing anyone. when you come back. I was not kidding.” he says, mocking this individual. “Well, here’s
They have a fetish for this doll to be animat- The only downside to Taffy is her weight, how sorry you should feel for me: I sleep till 11,
ed, and it has nothing to do with possessing but “you can’t demand a life-size doll that looks and if I want, maybe later. I get up. I sit around a
them or controlling them. I mean, there are and feels exactly like a woman and expect the couple hours, watch TV, maybe have lunch with
people out there who have sex with their car. doll to weigh 10 pounds and throw it over your my daughter if she comes. You know, go out to
There are people who have sexual fetishes shoulder.” Another issue is that dolls assume a restaurant and have a good dinner, come back,
about items of clothing or pieces of furni- the ambient temperature. He is very interested maybe watch some porn or TV. Maybe have a
ture—that’s out there and doesn’t dehuman- to learn that McMullen is finalizing a design for late-night snack, a beer or two, and go to bed. So
ize anyone. That’s just their thing, man. So a remote-control internal heating system so his don’t feel sorry for me, for Christ’s sake.”
again: relax.” customers won’t have to use an electric blanket. At 10 P.M. the waitress lets us know it’s last
So women shouldn’t be worried about David doesn’t sleep with Taffy. She stays call. “If I am the perv here, please remember
being replaced by synthetic versions of them- on her tripod. What does he think of the you traveled halfway across the country to talk
selves? term “love doll”? “That’s perverse, man,” he to a man who has a sex doll,” David says, pro-
“No. Nor should men be worried that says, laughing. “You people from the big city voking laughter. “So, who’s the perv here?”
they’ll be replaced by dildos.” disgust me.” The waitress brings the check Point taken.
Hershey vs. Cadbury ine they’ve spent more in legal fees on this case
than they are losing in the sale of English Cad-
icans’: on a per capita basis, they eat nearly
twice as much “choc” as we do (which may
bury’s all across the U.S.” At Carry On Tea & also account for the famously sad state of their
Sympathy, English chocolate sells “decently,” he dental work). Roger Clark said that he has even
said, though it serves more as a loss leader than sold chocolate bars to the English supermodel
as a profit center. (This is true as well at Myers of Kate Moss when she is in New York, contra-
Keswick.) But chocolate, Sean said, “really taps vening the famous maxim associated with her:
into an emotion for people. It’s something you “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” (Or
remember as a kid. I mean, there are all sorts perhaps she was purchasing them for a friend?)
of scientific studies showing how it elicits differ- Candies made by the U.K. divisions of
ent emotional responses in the brain, in men and Nestlé and Mars have also been targeted by the
women. I mean, it’s a whole different—” Hershey suits, but no one seems to much care
Nicky finished his thought for him: “It’s an about those treats. “Cadbury and English peo-
C O N T I N U E D F R O M P A G E 1 3 8 butcher opera- orgasm without the sex.” ple is like tea and English people,” Nicky said.
tion and the other a tearoom mitigates the “It’s a very personal thing, chocolate,” And the brand does seem to be deeply en-
overlap and helps keep the peace. For expats, Sean continued. “When I was growing up my twined in the rituals and rhythms of British life.
the pairing is a happy, homey confluence. mum was a small-business owner, and my dad The English novelist Zadie Smith, who now lives
Both establishments are family concerns. At died when I was 11, and he was ill for a while in New York, confessed—or bragged—that in her
Tea & Sympathy, Nicky’s partner is her hus- before that, so the next-door neighbor would youth she used to knock back a daily Cadbury
band, Sean Kavanagh-Dowsett, 47, also English look after me. She was like my nanny, and it Creme Egg. (“There’s almost no bad day that a
and a New Yorker since 1989. He claims he was was always a bit of a treat; when she’d pick single Cadbury’s Creme Egg can’t improve,” she
attracted to Nicky without ever having set eyes me up from school, she’d quite often have a said.) Sharon Osbourne, the London-born TV
on her, after a friend who had dined at the tea- chocolate bar in her handbag. Chocolate is host and reality-show star, reminisced over the
room told him how Nicky had shot the friend really evocative of that emotion for me.” phone about stopping after school at the neigh-
an evil eye after he took a spoonful of a com- Nicky has an even more poignant choco- borhood sweetshop to pick up a daily Crunchie
panion’s dessert: “It was like, Cheap bastard, late memory—or sort of. Her mum was such or a Flake, while her husband, Ozzy Osbourne,
why don’t you order your own dessert? He was a “chocoholic” that when she died, in 2009, the lead singer for Black Sabbath, mumbled
like a deer in the headlights. He said, ‘Oh, I just the family buried her with a Dairy Milk bar, in the background about his own youthful love
wanted to see if it was Bird’s Custard’—which is following a service that saw her casket adorned for solid penny chocolate bars. “I think Belgian
the predominant brand of ready-made custard with a wreath of flowers in the shape of another chocolate is great, but nothing is like Cadbury,”
in the U.K.—to which she shouted across the Dairy Milk bar. (Apropos of nothing: Nicky’s Sharon said. “Cadbury is perfect.”
restaurant the words that made me love her even mother, who co-founded a small classical- Tim Geary, the former membership and
before I met her: ‘Of course it’s fucking Bird’s!’ ” music label with her husband, used to babysit marketing director of Soho House and now
Sean is possessed of a vaguely punky fashion Elvis Costello, who today is an occasional cus- holding a similar title at a private club in Los
sense—one day pairing a white, camouflage- tomer at Tea & Sympathy. “She saw his bum Angeles, said: “British Cadbury simply tastes
print down vest with a bright-purple sweater and changed his nappy,” Nicky crowed.) like childhood. More than that, it’s the best of
and cheetah-print pants—which co-exists with childhood because for most Brits there wasn’t
a fondness for tweed caps. He is only a touch
more temperate on the subject of Hershey than
his wife, a bit of reflective yin to her charge-ahead
L est you think expats have been playing to
the cameras, as it were, over the Hershey-
Cadbury row, you should know that chocolate
much choice and certainly no excess. The
chunks of milk chocolate and fruit and nut
were measured out as treats. Four if you were
yang. “Well, they’ve made themselves into the is serious business in the U.K. Believe it or not, really lucky. There’s a culture of puddings, and
bad guys,” he said. “I mean, really. I would imag- British sweet teeth are even sweeter than Amer- those were sweet, but chocolate was the treat.”
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“Cadbury is drummed into English people bar alongside the Hershey approximation sug- Hershey “is trying to take our comfort
and English children from a very early age,” gests that the expats do indeed have a point. away from us,” Nicky said. In her view, this
Roger Clark said. He cited the company’s vo- The former is creamy, not too sweet, and pos- is profoundly unfair, even cruel. “It’s a life-
luminous advertising, which carried extra im- sessed of a delicate, almost floral flavor. The line,” Nicky said. “This is a very transient
pact in a nation that had only four TV chan- latter announces itself on the palate with notes sort of city. It’s not full of New Yorkers. It’s
nels in the pre-cable, pre-satellite era. In fact, of, well, nothing aside from a crumbly, chalky full of people from everywhere. It’s much
according to the 2010 book Chocolate Wars, texture reminiscent of biting into a chewable harder to have tight ties and bonds with peo-
by Deborah Cadbury—a cousin to the compa- vitamin. This unwelcome sensation is followed ple when you’re living in a transient city. A lot
ny’s founding family—Cadbury was an adver- on the tongue by a shock of sweetness, a vague of us are here without family. A lot of us don’t
tiser on the very first evening of commercial hint that there may be cocoa somewhere in the have the grandparents, or whatever it is.”
television in Britain, in 1955. Roger, like many vicinity, and an acrid chemical aftertaste. “The auntie down the block,” Sean put in.
other Brits, claims he can cite jingles and In fairness, one key difference between the They reminisced about how people had gath-
slogans for all the company’s brands the way two bars is mandated by the U.S. Food and ered at the store, English and not, after Princess
Americans of a certain age might brag about Drug Administration, which forbids the use of Diana died. “They wanted someone to cry
being able to rattle off the lineups for the 1951 vegetable oil in any product that aspires to be with,” Nicky remembered. “I just loved that.”
Yankees, Giants, and Dodgers. sold in the U.S. as “milk chocolate.” The British “People wanted that sense of community.
Roger tells a great story about a regular cus- authorities have no such compunction, which, That’s what we’re really about,” Sean said.
tomer at Myers, an Englishman with a daugh- if you haven’t tasted real Cadbury, you might This is indisputably true: Myers of Keswick
ter, 10, New York–born and –raised, who had think is gross. But, as Zadie Smith said, “no one and Tea & Sympathy aren’t just homes away
recently outgrown milk and wheat-protein aller- else has to like it—not the Swiss or the French from home for Londoners and Mancunians
gies. She could now try chocolate for the first or the Americans—although they should all of and Liverpudlians; they’re vestiges as well of
time in her life, and of course the father made course be given the opportunity to discover, as an increasingly vanishing Manhattan—outposts
sure that the chocolate was Cadbury. “He said we have, just how good vegetable oil can taste.” of quirky civilization in an increasingly homog-
the look on her face was just incredible, a sight Hershey’s right to make Cadbury in the U.S. enized, increasingly moneyed wilderness. That
to behold. And then she said, ‘But I’m not go- dates to 1988, when Hershey bought Cadbury’s isolated, endangered feeling is tangible in this
ing to be able to get it anymore?’ When he told American Division. Jeff Beckman, the com- patch of northwest Greenwich Village, where
me that, he looked horrified.” pany’s chief spokesman, said that the current the narcotizing glitz of the Meatpacking Dis-
U.S. recipe is the same one Cadbury itself used trict is creeping in from one side; on the other,
Recipe for Disaster here. He didn’t add that if expats want to gripe toward Seventh Avenue on the east, the neigh-
bizarre,” Marshall said. found himself without money. Soon there initially been conflicted when the honor was
It was more than bizarre. It was so surreal were allegations that someone had been steal- offered, and agreed to accept it only after be-
that you couldn’t make it up. ing from the production account. ing assured that its intention was to show that
Orson returned to Los Angeles and con- he was still a vibrant filmmaker.
ner, where the guests included Rock Hud- considered difficult, or temperamentally unlike Studio Boss: I’d better read the script. [Si-
son, Groucho Marx, Jack Lemmon, Natalie other directors, those things were part of what lence.] You haven’t got one? … Jake is just mak-
ing it up as he goes along?
Wood, Ryan O’Neal, Janet Leigh, Rosalind made him Orson Welles, one of a dying breed Hannaford’s Associate (weakly): He’s done it
Russell, Jack Nicholson, and many other stars of filmmakers who chose to “trudge stubborn- before …
and industry power players. ly along a lonely rocky road,” not unlike the
In the ballroom, giant blowups of Welles small family farm that hobbles along doing its When the ceremony was over, Welles and
hung behind the stage. Rendered in black and thing in a world of corporate agriculture. Sinatra hopped into an elevator up to the
white, they showed Orson in different roles These qualities, he said, didn’t make him after-party. But, before the doors could close,
at different ages and at vastly different sizes. special or better, “just different.” a man stuck his arm inside and slapped a sub-
There he was, huge, bearded, and hearty In the end, Welles explained, he was noth- poena on Orson’s chest. Casually, Welles stuck
as Falstaff, then young and handsome as ing more than that most American of all ar- the envelope in his pocket, the doors closed,
Michael O’Hara in The Lady from Shanghai, chetypes: the maverick. and off they went.
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W elles always claimed that there had
been an offer of end money after the
A.F.I. event, and that the offer was then
who believed they had some legal, financial,
moral, or artistic right to the film itself.
ON THE
COVER
Gary Graver died of cancer in 2006, after
rejected by Astrophore, in expectation that having spent more than 35 years of his life
there were going to be other—even better—of- working on the film. Seeing Joe McBride at Sofía Vergara wears
fers. Bogdanovich, however, doesn’t recall a a Welles festival not long before, Graver talked a dress by Zac Posen;
fur by Sprung Frères;
single studio or producer wanting to give Or- about how he was still working for Orson. “I
earrings by Ben-Amun
son money to finish his movie about the direc- never stopped,” Graver said. by Isaac Manevitz.
tor who needs money to finish his movie. Last fall, producers Filip Jan Rymsza, Jens Hair products by
“That was the horrible irony of the whole Koethner Kaul, and Frank Marshall (now one Serge Normant.
thing,” he says. “Everyone applauded wildly, of Hollywood’s most successful producers) Makeup products by CoverGirl. Body products
but no one came up with a cent.” struck a deal with Astrophore and Welles’s by Charlotte Tilbury. Nail enamel by Deborah
Lippmann. Hair by Serge Normant. Makeup
Orson spent the rest of his life battling for heirs that has put them closer than anyone by Charlotte Tilbury. Manicure by Deborah
control of the film and seeking money for its has ever been to getting The Other Side of the Lippmann. Set design by Mary Howard Studio.
completion. It’s a fight that continued after his Wind out of the can and onto movie screens. Produced on location by Portfolio One. Styled
death, in 1985, when it was taken up by Graver Until the final credits roll, however, Orson’s by Jessica Diehl. Photographed exclusively
and countless others who thought they might last movie continues to bear an eerie resem- for V.F. by Annie Leibovitz at the Smith-Costas
residence, in Rancho Mirage, California.
be the one to finally complete Orson’s last blance to the plot of his own film and the fate
For details, go to VF.com/credits.
movie. of Hannaford’s picture.
What each and every one of them expe- And as for questions as to what The Other
rienced was a project that seemed under a Side of the Wind was really all about? Welles “Leave it to the other guys, the people whose
curse comprising greed, peculiar French may have supplied the answer in a conversa- whole job it is to do that, to make patterns
copyright laws, jealousies and grudges, bad tion he once had with Mike Nichols. Though and say what the thread is through your
judgment, complicated ownership disagree- the pair weren’t specifically discussing the work and where you stand … Let somebody
ments, a messy estate, and a list of individuals film, Nichols recalled Welles saying this: else worry about what it means.”
Candice
BERGEN
This month, the actress who earned five Emmys and two Golden Globes as
Murphy Brown on the eponymous CBS sitcom is publishing a second volume of
memoirs, A Fine Romance. Here, she discusses East Africa and bad toupees