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Yoga Fart

I farted in Yoga class. It was loud. I thought I would be


devastated but I was not. Instead something unexpected
happened. I laughed. At first a little giggle and then a full
blown belly laugh. In fact, I laughed so hard that I farted
again. I could feel people staring but I didn’t care. I
thought I would care. Feel my palms grow clammy, my
chest tighten. No. I felt a lightness, wonder, awe. Who
knew I had so much air inside me.
I farted in Yoga class. / (1) censor

It was loud. / (2) disappoint

I thought I would be devastated but I was not./

Instead something unexpected happened. /

I laughed./ (3) confuse

At first a little giggle and then a full blown belly laugh. /

(turning point) In fact, I laughed so hard that I farted again./ (4) fluster

I could feel people staring/ but I didn’t care./ (5) enlighten

I thought I would care./ (6) censor

Feel my palms grow clammy, my chest tighten./

No. I felt a lightness, wonder, awe./ (7) enlighten

Who knew I had so much air inside me. / (8) delight

Attractor State: Thick TVF, Glottal on and off, Mid/Retract FVF, vertical cricoid, tilted
thyroid, AES (4), mid/high tongue, mid/high larynx, Anchors (4), high velum
Other: Mallory – best friend in college is very lady like is she is scared to admit to her
that she farted in public but then embraces it