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[FINAL DRAFT]

PRODUCTION SCRIPT
JANUARY 29, 2018
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B.O.B: Bring Ort Back

FADES IN:
NARRATOR:
Once there was a fisherman named boba fisherman named he
liked to fish, and sit, and eat…fish. It was but normal
day. Bob had caught a fish
THE SCENE OPENS AND THE TITLE APPEARS BEFORE THE SCENE
FALLS THROUGH THE CLOUDS AND THEN CAMERA WAITS ON THE
FISHERMAN NAMED BOB(CLOSE UP?/MID SHOT?). A CUBE DROPS
THROUGH THE SKY, AND FALLS BESIDE BOB, WHO TURNS ROUND IN
ANGER, ONLY TO LOOK CONFUSED
BOB:
Hmm(Confused)
THE CUBE BEGINS TO SHAKE AND BOB STEPS BACK IN FEAR AND A
GHOSTLY FIGURE APPEARS BEFORE BOB. BOB CATCHES HIS
FISHING ROD THAT IS NOW FLYING TOWARDS HIM AND NEARLY
FALLS INTO THE LAKE
NARRATOR:
The ghostly figure floated towards bob
THEY BEGIN TO TALK AND WE SEE BOB BEGINNING TO CALM
NARRATOR:
This ghostly being, begins to explain this very complex
backstory with some dark force taking over the world and
they have to be returned to some special place where they
can then restore the world to its rightful state, and
peace will be restored.
HE BLIPS A SWORD INTO BOBS HAND AND BOB ODES A FLIP TO
SHOW HIS NEW POWER. WE SEE A CLOSE UP OF HIS FACE AND A
SMILE RISES.
FLASH TO THE NEXT SCENE WHERE BOB AND THE GHOST ARE
RUNNING
NARRATOR:
Bob travelled far and wide, ran through all the elements,
through fields and desserts and more fields, because the
props designer couldn’t be asked to make any more plants.
*He Coughs*
Anyway, they travelled all around the world, from place
to place, all over Arcadian. Mainly because Bob didn’t
know where he was going and because this ghost doesn’t

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know where anything is because they’ve been locked in a

tomb for 3 centuries so you know.
A SCENE PLAYS OUT WITH BOB FIGHTING SEVERAL NIJAS.
NARRATOR:
They fought many foes, and battled on through.
THEY ARE RESTING BY A LITTLE CAMPFIRE AND BOB IS EATING
AND WE SEE HIM HAVE HIS HEALTH GO BACK TO FULL.
SNAP CUT TO HIM AND THE GHOST SLEEPING.
NARRATOR:
After seconds of travel, they were finally there, the
place where this really over convoluted story will end
FLASH OF TEXT FILLS THE SCREEN “DODO”.
NARRATOR:
Ohh, DoDo’s a place, I thought Bob would be fighting a
bird. Oh it was but the animator was too lazy to animate
a full giant Dodo….oooohhh I get it now..
A LARGE TROLL THEN DROPS TO THIS THIN BRIDGE, GUARDING
THE DRAWBRIDGE.
NARRATOR:
Bobs Mouth drops to the floor. He has fought ninjas and a
lazy animator but a troll.. it was out of the question.
How was he going to beat this beas..Wait where’s bob
going…. No no no… what’s going on now where’s he going
whys he running away… well you know what that was really
disappointing, why isn’t there a big action scene in the
third act. Just a big monster thing for the hero to
fight… I watch movies.. why is this not the same
formulaic story as all the rest of them… this is
bullshit.. im done im so done.. quick we still got time
to reshoot this… get warner brothers on the phone.. get
Jose whedon in, we could even give bob a cg moustache.

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