AIDS HINDI FILM

BY SHIVA

SCENE 1

Salman khan : narad muni hum kya sun rahe hain bhoomata ke bare mein

Arshad warsi : pujya shivaji, sankat aa pahucha hain bhoo mata ke darbar mein

Salman khan : unka darbar bhi hain , hume gyat nahi tha

Arshad warsi : manushyo ne apna jeevan vyateet karne ke liye kacheri dalne ka kaam kiya hain

Salman khan : ab kya abhas hua hain

Arshad warsi : manushya bahut vyakul hain ki bhagwan chahte kya hain manushyo se jo itne sare rog

daal diye bhoo mata ke dwar mein, har ek saal nayi afat, har ek das saal mein naya rog

lekar aa jate hain log aur , chikitsak pareshaan se rehte hain hal doondne mein

Salman khan : ab kaun se rog se pareshaan hain bhoomata wasi

Arshad warsi : aids

Salman khan : humare gyaat mein yeh nayi bimari hain , pehle chikitsak johndis aur cholera se

asantusht the aur hal doondne par bahut khush huye , jaan te nahi the ki yeh ek leela

hain bhagwan ki unhe saza dene ki nayi tarkeeb

Arshad warsi : aids ka kya arth hua shivaji

Salman khan : jab manushya unnati ke raste par chalne lagte hain aur bhagwan se barabari karne ki

cheshta rakhne ka sankalp karte hain to bhagwan unki manovancha poori karne ke liye ek

uchit samay ki khoj kar ek musibat dete hain taki use paar karke manushya bhagwan ban

saka ya nahi

Arshad warsi : to is baar musibat ki jad aids

Salman khan : haa munivar

Arshad warsi : ek jigyasa huyi hain ki akhir manushya unnati ki kaun si seema paar karna chahte the aur

unhe roka kyon

Salman khan : gyaan ki seema paar karne ki cheshta kar rahe the, gyaan aisi cheez hain jo agar mil

Jaye to bhagwan ke dwaar khul jate hain aur hum aisa nahi hone dena chahte hai ,

kyonki mar kar koi amrit pee hi nahi sakta , gyaan vikasit hone par log marna pasand karte

hain , kyonki wo seema ke bahar ki rekha hain, jise saara gyaan ho doosro se jyada , uska

vinash hona avshyak hain

Arshad warsi : to ayu ghatana tha , ya ayu ki seema vikasit karna tha

Salman khan : khud soch ke batayiye munivar, aap to muniyo ke munivar hain

Arshad warsi : ayu badane ki koshish

Salman khan : ati utam , manushya vikasit hone ke liye bahut baar apni budhi se badkar kaam kar jate

hain , isliye har ek dus saal mein , musibat agar bheji na gayi ho to pareshan hokar insaan

galti kar doosre manushya par prahar karna aarambh kar deta hain , isliye hum chaukane

rehte hain aur musibat bhejte rehte hain

Arshad warsi : to bhagwan ban saka insaan

Salman khan : har ek yug mein humne musibat bheje insano ki madad se aur bhagwan huye bhi log , aaj

bhi insaan purwajo ko yaad karte hain , jaise pensulin ka nirmaan alexander fleming

bhagwaan hi tha

Arshad warsi : par unka naamkaran kabhi suna nahi logo ki jubaan par

Salman khan : jinki bhasha mein hum baat kare waha par jaroor unka naam karan hota hain , par yug

beet jaanepar log naam karan thodi bahut bhool jate hain kyonki unhe apne se jyaada

' doosro ke liye waqt nikalna mushkil ka kaam hain

Arshad warsi : to isme humari bhoomika kya hain

Salman khan : insaano ko avgat karna anivarya hain , aur jab bhi wo soche ki hum se badkar koi nahi , to

manushya ko chetavani dene ke liye hum doosre manushya ka istamaal karte hain
Arshad warsi : kyon

Salman khan : jab log doosro se bhidte hain to ek doosre ki ninda hi karte hain , we yeh manege hi nahi

ki bhagwan se badkar koi insaan zinda bhi hain ya nahi, jo moorkh hain wo yeh nahi

jaante ki rachna karne wale ki ayu kitni hoti hain aur zo ninda karta hain uski ayu kitni

honi chahiye aur kitni hoti hain

Arshad warsi : ayu kitni hoti hain

Salman khan : aaj kal ke zamane mein sau saal ki umr kafi mani jati hain jo doosro ki bhalayi kare to , par

jo doosro ki ninda karte hain , unki ayu logo ke vichardhara par nirmit hoti hain , wah

batane se jyada poochne par pata chalti hain ,

Arshad warsi : kaise

Salman khan : usa mein obama barack mare nahi kyonki jab reporter ne kaha kale log maar dalenge

president ko to kale logo ke mukhya ne kaha abhi nahi

Arshad warsi : oh , log chahte the ki kale log jivit ho

Salman khan : haa par vaad vivaad jaroor huyi thi

Arshad warsi : narayan narayan

Salman khan : soch pradaan karne ki jo hamari zimmedari hain wo hum jaroor nibhate hain

Arshad warsi : wo kaise

Salman khan : yeh ek rehasmayi rachna hain , jise pana ya dharna chahne ki bimari ho wo sab paa leta

hain par jo dharna nahi rakhta wo maar gira dete hain kyonki jivan wohi vyateet kar sakta

hain jise pane ki chahat ho undhruni bimari use hi lagti hain

Arshad warsi : ati utam , aage

Salman khan : hazaar kavitaye likhi ja chuki par kisi ko bhi yaad nahi aata, hazaro pustake likhi gayi hain

par koi use yaad nahi kar sakta , isliye bhagwan ke darshan koi nahi kar sakta kyonki

bhagwan kisi ek mein virajmaan nahi rehte , aneko astitva mein wo apne ko

virajmaan farmate hain

Arshad warsi : isliye unke aneko roop paaye jaate hain

Salman khan : haan , purane zamane main ,kisi ko pani acha lage , to pani devta ka roop dekar pani

bhagwaan ki puja bhi kar di jati thi ,aajkal log apne ko bhagwan mante hain , isliye

bhagwan kum dikhayi dete hain aur kabhi kabar insaan bhagwan ke samaan hone ki

cheshta main apne ko kho deta hain

Arshad warsi : wo kaise , kailashnath

Salman khan : bhagwaan ek rachna hain jo insaan mante hain ki wo hain aur jo nahi mante unki bali

chadate hain, moorkh log bhagwan ko nahi mante paruntu jo moorkh nahi hain , unhe

yeh avashya gyat rehta hain aur rehna chahiye ki dharna kisi ki bhi nahi badalni \

chahiye aur use badava dekar apni dharna badalne ki koshish karni chahiye

Dharna agar kisi ki bhi badli jaye to wo kum ayu mein honi chahiye kyonki log apna astitva

agar dharna ki wajah se gum ho gaye to samaj mein rehna aur tik pana asambhav ho jata

hain, isliye dharna ko badalne ki cheshta sirf murkh hi kar sakta hain aur koi nahi

Arshad warsi : to bhagwan hain ya nahi

Salman khan : wo logo ki dharna par nirbhar karta hain ki kya mane aur kya nahi

Arshad warsi : manushya aids se kyon peedit hain

Salman khan : log vigyaan ko bahut mante hain aur uspe utternta pane ki koshish mein lage rehtehain to

humne manushya ke dimag par khoj ki to pata chala ki vigyaan rog mitane ki duvidha ke

bandhan se mukt hone wale sare saadhan par kabu hone ki cheshta main apne ko doosre

se adhik balshali aur nek purush manne ki cheshta karta hain aur jo asambhav ko sambhav

mein badal deta hain use puraskar milta hain aur shabhashi logo ke dwara jo use umr

badne ki anumati deta hain

Arshad warsi : to yeh manushya ka kiya hua karnama hain

Salman khan : beshak

Arshad warsi : aap uth kar kahi ja rahe hain shivaji

Salman khan : haa munivar , brahmaji ki yaad aa rahi hain ,jaa kar vahi vishraam kar leta hun
Arshad warsi : ati utam , narayan narayan , main chalu

Salman khan ; haan

Scene 2

Amir khan : shivaji aap yaha par prasthan, kaise

Salman khan : ek ghatna mujhko sata rahi hain , aapse mashuvarah lena tha brahmaji

Amir khan : batayiye

Salman khan : log bharat desh ke ache hain, par jab vilayat jate hain to bigad jate hain, aajkal sab pidit

hain ek bimari jo roz unko satati hain , wo hain aids , wo bhi vilayat videshi ki den hain ,

usse kaise bache yeh sawal lekar aapke paas aya hun, madad chahiye

Amir khan : vilayati mahilaye sahi poshak bhi nahi pehente ,nanga naach unki zindagi puri badal dala,

waha par na jana hi behtar hain, humare hindu sanskar vilayat jane ki anumati isliye nahi di

jati aur aaj bhi nahi di jati kyonki maas pechi khane wale ka dimag santulan theek nahi hota

aur isi soch ki wajah se aids unki zivan ka ek hissa hain jo we asani se jhelte hain , hum nahi

Salman khan : to upay hain ki vilayat na jaye to bach sakte hain

Amir khan : haan , par duvidha yeh hain ki desh mil jul ke to rehte hain , par vaar peeche se karte hain

pustako dwara aur ek doosre ko nigal jate hain , bhara bhula bolkar , kabhi kabar political

killings

Salman khan : politics

Amir khan : ham likhte samay anuman laga sake ki videshi ki sach much ki sochi samjhi chaal hain ki hum

apni sanskruti bhul jaye taki ham aam aadmi ki tarah soch sake bina dharm ke marg par soch

na ho kar

Salman khan : dharm ke marg par chalna kyon rokna chaha videshi logo ne
Amir khan : dharm ke marg par chalna mushkil ka kaam hain videshi logo ke liye kyonki soch bilkul badal

jati hain , dharm ke marg par chalne wala kuch bhi khaa nahi sakta , kuch bhi pehan sahi

sakta , hosh aur awaz par niyantran karna padta hain , aur aajkal bataya ja raha hain , ki agar

hum nahi kar sakte to doosro ko anumati bhi nahi di jani chahiye

Salman khan : pustako ka kya istemal hain is aids ko lekar

Amir khan : humne anuman lagaya hain , ki videshi apne bujurg ko door bhej dete hain isliye unke

vyavhaar hamari sanskruti se vibhin mani jaati hain , isliye porn shabd ka ucharan karke

waha par kaam kiya jata hain , mrityu shanka bajti rehti hain waha par par yeh aam baat

ban chuki hain

Salman khan : aur hamare bache hindutva

Amir khan : one nation one religion , aur badiya akarshan wale pustak mehal dikha do to badal jate hain

humare bache , bhookh mitana ho to vilayat jao , paisa agar dekhna hain to vilayat jao , care

off vilayat

Salman khan : hum kaise maan le , humari sanskruti mein bhojnalay saaf safayi ka dhyaan rakhkar aur

shakhahari bhojan pradan ki jati hain jo sab bhojnalay se aajkal behtareen mani ja chuki

hain

Amir khan : humari ladkiya nangi ghoomti nahi hain , par ladke aajkal nanga pasand karte hain , isliye

sadiyon pehle agar tumne vaad vivad ki hoti to hum bhojnalay par jaroor baat karte , aajkal

vilayat ki bhasha aisi ki sex is bhojnalay, ladki dekhi, bula rahi hain to sex ho jati hain

Salman khan : humare heroes ranveer aur ranbir virgin hain hi nahi

Amir khan : bache isliye bure hote ja rahe hain , kyonki parvarish unke maa baap theek se de nahi pa

rahe aur sab ranveer aur ranbir ko dekhkar seekhte chale ja rahe hain

Salman khan : paisa kitna kaam ki cheez hain , aids se bachne ke liye

Amir khan : paisa hi aids laane ki dawa hain , nahi malum

Salman khan : nahi malum

Amir khan : google search nahi kiya kya aajkal,

Salman khan : tamasik bimari aa chuki

Amir khan : phir main bolta hun, sun , bache aajkal google search karke story line wale pradesh mein ja

kar story ki tarah sunte hain, ki main apni biwi saath mein laya hoon par abhi tak sex se

ghabrati hain , aap kuch mashuvarah de to main apni biwi ke saath so sakoo khushi se

Ghabrati huyi biwi puchti hain ki main sex abhi nahi karna chahti to phauran se paisa

dekar kala purush sex karne ko lalchata hain aur paisa dekhte hi , mard ki aakhe khushi ki

seema paar kar deta hain , aur usi samay apni biwi ko phusla kar sex karke paisa aith leta

Hain Kala purush internet mein ghoshna karke paisa kamane ki tarkeeb doond leta hain

Salman khan : baap re paisa ulta kaam sex ko badawa dena hain , na ki chutkarna hai

Amir khan : sahi , agli baar kuch seeck internet se har roj aur apni family ko bacha galat rasto se

Salman khan : mere bache to bemisal , roj hindutva ki paribhasha se avgat , insaan ghabra jate hain ,

hum aur hamare bache nahi

Amir khan : itna ghamand

Salman khan : nahi , achi siksha aur achi vichaar dhaar aur mata pita aur bujurg ke ird gird ghoomne ka

fayda

Amir khan : wo kaise

Salman khan : jab waqt jyada milta hain to burayi waqt kata deti hain , agar waqt mein thoda bahut logo

ko istemal kare to waqt apne aap gujar jaati hain aur burayi ki soch se door khisak jaane ki

shamta rakhti hain , waqt jyaada hone ke karan burayi aane ka dar hain , jab waqt achayi

mein gujari to dar lagta hi nahi kyonki pata kaise chalegi ki bure log hain is duniya mein

Amri khan : ah maja aa gaya , agar insaan apni waqt kuch ache karm kare to burayi jaisi aids se bach

sakte hain

Salman khan : media ka kya astitva hain is aids ko nikal bahar phek dene ke liye samaaj se bahar

Amir khan : hum lekhak ka dayatva

Salman khan : haan

Amir khan : lekhak likhte to hain par jyaada nahi, burayi ki jitna likhe , burayi apni ban jati hain isliye

aids ka dayatva samajh ke vibhin sansthano ko di jaye to aids se bachne ka sadhan mil sakta

hain , sansthayen aids ko badava dene wale ke prateet kary le sake to hindutva bach sakti

hain

Salman khan : kya dand hona chahiye agar aids ki bimari ho aur pata chala ki sex karne par huyi hain

Amir khan : kaam karne par experience certificate nahi milegi desh mein , vilayat ja kar kaam karne ko

keh dena chahiye sansthano dware agar hum yeh sandesh pahucha sake to aids ka rog kam

kar sakte hain

Salman khan : shukriya

Amir khan : tridevo mein ja kar vishnu ke bhi darshan kar dijiye , dil ko tasali ho jayegi

Salman khan : aapka aadesh sarakhon par

Amir khan : hindutva ka bhavishya ujwal hona chahiye

Salman khan : ati utam

Scene 3

Akshay kumar : bholenath aapka hamari kaksha mein , sab khairya to hai , aap to apna nivasthan kabhi

chodte hi nahi , aaj achanak

Salman khan : brahmaji ke updesh sunkar aapka bhi charcha main shamil hona hamari sankat mitane pe

kuch uddesh mil sakta hain , yehi sochkar , ham aapke nivasthan par padhare hain
Akshay kumar : kuch khaan paan

Salman khan : avashya

Akshay kumar : kaisi rahi hamari bhojnalay

Salman khan : behad khush , aapne un jeevo ka swaad karvaya hain jo budhimaan nahi hain aur jo

bhojnalay hame priya hain wah shakahari hain , uchit jo dikhte nirjiv hain par hamari

buddhi ko tej karane mein sashast hain aur vikasit karte hain

Akshay kumar : uchit buddhi ka vikasit hona manav jati ka kalyan hain aur hum sab unhi praniyon ke

Liye bane hain aur uddesh bhi milta rehta hain

Salman khan : biwi ka swaad

Akshay kumar : haan , shaadi ki to saath mein khaan paan ki bhi jimmedari di jati hain taki unki mano

vansha kayam hokar unka dimag ka santulan banaye rehne ke liye bhojan ka swaad

chakte rehte hain

Salman khan : aurto ka dimag santulan , parivar ke liye ati utam , bhojanalay mein unka magn rehna unki

nishta ka prateek hain aur unki tanaav bhi mit jani chahiye agar ve parivar ka bhala karne

ki kamna rakhte hain tab

Akshay kumar : ab aapka aane ka karan

Salman khan : bimariyon se mukt bhoo mata kaise rahe , iske vishay mein aapse baat karni thi

Akshay kumar : kamane ki shaukeen agar parivar rakhta hain to aaj ki suvidha bhoo mata ke liye vardaan

hain , yeh sab bimariyon ki jad paisa hain , aur jiske paas jyaada paisa wah ucch

bhojanalay kar sakta hain na ki sadak chaap khana

Salman khan : oh !!!!

Akshay kumar : manav jati bilkul bewkoof banti ja rahi hain , khaan paan ke bina aadmi jinda hi nahi reh

sakta aur uske upar paisa dalne ke badle , vigyaan ke abhushan pehnne ki koshish mein

bimar banta ja raha hain, aur vigyaan ka paisa wo lakho mein khareed raha hain
Salman khan : to paisa bhookh pehle mitane ke liye aur ucch star ki khareeddari se manushya is duvidha

yani bimariyon se bach sakta hain

Akshay kumar : haan khaan paan

Salman khan : khaan paan ke bare mein batayiye

Akshay kumar : base food ya aadhaar khana jisse bhojan mein milavat kar sake wo khana aur uko usi

samay pachane ki shamta aur banana usi samay aur purn bhi usi samay karna jivan ko

aagae chalne ki anumati aatmaa deti hain

Salman khan : aids ke upar aapki kya ray hain

Akshay kumar : khaan paan agar acha rahe aur jivan ki rehan sehan mein parivartan yani ek din se jyada

kaam kar dena , choti choti cheezo mein bhadak jana , yeh sab rog aane ke lakshan hain ,

paisa kamana to chahiye par uska nirman uchh star ke khaan paan se jude to aids jaisi rog

aa hi nahi sakti , mrutyu of aids pehle adhyay mein hi samapt ki ja sakti hain

Salman khan : shukriya

Akshay kumar : hanuman aapko yaad karta hain , milenge nahi

Salman khan : kaha par hain unka nivasthan

Akshay kumar : surya dev ki nagri mein

Salman khan : jaana to padega , phir se shukriya

Akshay kumar : aapne hamara bhojan sweekar kiya , shukriya

Salman khan : main chalta hoon

Akshay kumar : kuch pareshani ho to jarroor yaad kijiyega

Salman khan : beshak

Scene 4

Anil kapoor : shiva , aap hi ka naamkaran ho raha hain, hanuman ke dwara, kaise aana hua

Salman khan : hanuman se milna tha , isliye padhar chale

Anil kapoor : hanuman abhi aata hi hoga , kuch khan paan

Salman khan : nahi vishnu ke dwar se khate huye hi aa raha hun

Anil kapoor : humara khana unse bhi behtar

Salman khan : hum khane ko doshi nahi mante , balki banane wale ko doshi mante hain

Anil kapoor : sahi vichar dhara rakhte hain hum , vishnu ki tarah nahi

Salman khan : wo to apni apni vichar dhara hoti hain , mein behas ke maodasha mein nahin hoon

Anil kapoor : beshak , behas hamne bhi chod diya hain , mamla doordasha ho jati hain aur phir vad

vivaad se door rahe to man sukoon

Salman khan : jyada bolna sehat ke liye hanikarak , kam bolne wale ke dushman bhi kam hi hote hain

Anil kapoor : haan

Salman khan : surya dev ki chinta

Anil kapoor : hamari umr bhi vikasit hone ke liye nahi thi, bhai ghat rahi hain umr , usko kum kaise karoo

ghatti urm ko sochne par vichar kar raha tha ki aap farmaye

Salman khan : madhur vani , ache vichar aur sehan karne ki shamta agar ho to doosro ki umr se jyada

jeet sakte hain

Anil kapoor : madhur vani, sunne ko to ati utam , par karna bahut mushkil ka kaam hain

Salman khan : bilkul nahi, madhur vani pane ke liye bas aapko doosro ki bhasha mein baat karna padega

Anil kapoor : Doosro ki bhasha kaise

Salman khan : jo wo pasand karte hain baat ko aage badate hain , usi uddesh ko badotari karke vivaad

kare to hamesha ache karm ka phal mil jayega

Anil kapoor : doosre agar chonch mare to kaise bach sakte hain

Salman khan : bhavnavo ka aadar karke , unko apne ghar bulana chahiye aur unke ghar kabhi nahi jana

chahiye , agar aisa kar sake to chonch tabhi lagegi jab we aapke ghar aayenge
Anil kapor : agar roz ana jana raha to

Salman khan : ghar tabhi aana jab mein chahoonga, nahi to chaukhat se hi chale jana hoga keh kar chale

ayiye

Anil kapoor : ati utam

Salman khan : surya ki garmi aajkal kam se jyaada hain kaise

Anil kapoor : logo ki dhaara badal chuki , purane zamane mein khoobsurati andruni mani jati thi , par

aajkal sab makeup laga dalte hain , aur sundarta ka akarshan face cream na ho to badsurat

dikhte hain chahe mard rahe ya aurat , garmi bardash hi nahi hoti , air conditioner jo

purane zamane main pankhe se chalti thi aajkal air cooler se chalti hain

Salman khan : garmi mein paise kaise bachaye jaye

Anil kapoor : jyada se jyada falo ki dukan sajao to jaroor garmi se chutkara mil sakta hain

Salman khan : aadat honi chahiye khane ki

Anil kapoor : haan, paisa sehat ke liye fal hi ache hain, na ki air conditioner

Salman khan : aajkal aids ka rog pur jahan ko tehas nehas kar raha hain , isme falo ki kya bhoomika hain

Anil kapoor : kuch bhi jyada karne se laabh nahi hota chahe wo rogi ho ya insaan , fal bhi kam khaye ,

jitna ho sake , jyaada sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hain , ho sakta hain ki glucose ki matra se

aadmi diabetic bhi ho sakta hain , isliye meri manne se dietician se mashurah karne se

jyaada faydemand ho sakta hain

Salman khan : lagta hain hanuman a gaya , vayu ki tez ki raftar hain , sheeghr aya main milne chalu

Anil kapoor : vakay, alvida bhootnath

Salman khan : alvida

Scene 5

Sanjay dutt : bholenath ki jai , bholenath ki jai

Salman khan : hanuman, namaste

Sanjay dutt : sri ram sri ram

Salman khan : aap padhare hum khush huye

Sanjay dutt : pujya dev ki jai , kaise ana hua

Salman khan : aap bhoomi mata ko chodkar is suryalok mein aagman , kaise

Sanjay dutt : bhoomi mata kaliyug mein aapne hum par choda tha , parantu kailiyug sansar ki rachnam

mein parivar se chalta hain , aur mein akela bina parivar vala bhoomi pe akela reh na saka

Salman khan : par karya adhura chod aye ram ke bhakt

Sanjay dutt : bina tridevo ke bhoomi mata pe ashanti hain bholenath , hum akele padna nahi chahte,

hume abhas hain ki aap ant tak tike rahenge , to chale aye suryalok ke darshan karne

Salman khan : bhoomi mata par vipda hain aur aap suryalok mein nivas

Sanjay dutt : such boliye , logo ko gyat apne aap kaise hua ki logo ko ek doosre ko nasht karna , logo ka

nivasthan bhoomi nahi , sampurna jagat shunya mein leen hona hain , yeh abhas kaise

dilaya tridevo ne

Salman khan : sampoorna ashanti logo ko marg darshan deti hain kuch karne ke liye , yehi ashanti

vardaan ke roop mein yeh abhas dilane mein upyogi hain ki bhoomi kuch samay ke liye

nivasthan hain aur jitni der tik sake ashanti shanti ko bhang kar deti hain

Sanjay dutt : atah bhoomi mata ki rachna samast shunya ke liye nimikt matr hain ashanti ko barkarar

karne ke liye , to mein isme nivas karke kya karoonga

Salman khan : atah aap nivasthan doosre loko mein karenge jaha par manushya pujte hain

Sanjay dutt : avashya , par ek saval , yeh brahmand ki rachna kyon

Salman khan : yeh janne ke liye ki shoonya akela nivas nahi kar sakta bina sawal jawab kiye

Sanjay dutt : purnta mein batayiye

Salman khan : insano ke dimag par dekhne layak hain , shunya tabhi ubhar ke aaya jab manushyo ne tark

vitark karne ki koshish ki.,parantu us tark vitark mein shunya ki khoj to huyi par akele tik

na saka to uke astitva ko barkarar rakhne ke liye manushyo ne apni taraf se aagman
bheja

ki shunya ko akele na chodkar uske saath vibhin ang ke rehasmayi khoj pradan karne ke

liye avishkar aur jagrukta lane ke liye hatyar banaye jaye , isi ko kehte hain nivritti aur

pravritti ka nirman

Sanjay dutt : aur hamara sthan

Salman khan : is nivritti aur pravritti ko barkarar rakhne ke liye punar uddhar

Sanjay dutt : laxmi mata ka aagman

Salman khan : main nikalta hun

Sanjay dutt : milke to jayiye

Salman khan : jaisi aapki cheshta

Sanjay dutt : pujniya hain , kuch to baat hoga

Salman khan : ati utam

SCENE 6

Vidya balan : pujya shiva bholenath ko pranam

Salman khan : namaskar

Vidya balan : kuch puch rahe the thodi bahut baatcheet suni thi maine , kya ho raha bhoomandal mein

Salman khan : rogo ka aagman hone wala hain bhoo mandal mein , aids

Vidya balan : wo to sadiyon se beetti ane wali rog hain

Salman khan : par vyapit hone wali hain , insano ke bhesh mein

Vidya balan : wo to saraswathi ka aagman lene se baat banegi , main kuch nahi kar sakti
Salman khan : par aap to paiso ki varsha karti hain , is baar kya hua

Vidya balan : saraswathi ke bina mein adhuri hun kailashnath , unke agman se dimag chalta hain , aur

mein varsha unhi par kar sakti hun jo apna santulan na kho kar , doosro ka udhar karne ki

cheshta rakhte hain mein unhi par karuna ka sagar chodti hun

Salman khan : to is vishay mein paiso ka mol

Vidya balan : wo to saraswathi ki krupa se hoti hain , mein to doosri pehlu hun , who pehli pehlu

Salman khan : oh !!!! Or agar mein kahoon ki saraswathi ko lalchane ke liye paiso ka aagman pehle kiya

to kya hota hain

Vidya balan : vishwa santulan kho jane ka dar hain , kyonki paiso ki ginti karne wala agar saraswathi ki

puja na kare to stangrah karna mushkil ka kaam hain , kyonki log ab bhi saraswathi hi

chahte hain , main nahi

Salman khan : aur agar yeh paristhithi mein badlav aye to

Vidya balan : bina nok jhoki shabdkosh mein anuman lagana ki paisa ka mol kitna hona chahiye , yeh

duniya ke liye ghatak siddh ho sakta hain , isliye aap isme dakhal hi na de to shubharambh

rogo ke nivaran ka ho sakta hain

Salman khan : to is rog aids par aap ko kya gyat hain

Vidya balan : srushti ka nirman karte hi , hume pata tha ki kuch cheeze santulan kar sakte hain , par

Jyada se jyada santulan apne aap badlav kar swatantr banne ki koshish karte hain , isliye

kuch sadiyon baad jo hum chahte hain wo nahi ho pata , isliye nakaraat makta negativity

ko jyada der pakde nahi reh sakte wo swatantra banne ki koshish mein laga hota hain ,
isliye

santulan ko banaye rakhne ke liye humari taraf se pravesh karne ki unumati mili hain jo

Ham bharpoor faida karne ki koshish karte hain , is swatantra vatavaran ko kalushyat na

hone dene ke liye

Salman khan : ati utam , hum khush huye , agar aap aye to saraswathi bhi paas hi mein hogi

Vidya balan : artharth milna pasand karengi

Salman khan : beshak , jab aapne un par sara bhar chod diya hain , to jana humara uchit hi hona
 chahiye

Vidya balan : beshak , namaste mein chalti hun , kuch pal rukugi , aap se milke beshak khushi huyi

Scene 7

Salman khan : saraswathi ka naam japte hi a pahunche aap , muh mein ghee shakkar

Juhi chawla : kuch chinta thi jo hal ho rahi hain , kya main puch sakti hun

Salman khan : manushyo ki nagri mein rogo ka sthan badte ja raha hain ,

Juhi chawla : ab kaun si bimari aa pahunchi

Salman khan : aids

Juhi chawla : uska gyat to hain , par mamla ulta abhi tak nahi pada

Salman khan : to main bina gyat ke chintit hun

Juhi chawla : nahi , aisa maine nahi kahan , rog a to jata hain logo ke upar , par prayachit tabhi karte jab

wo jaan leva hoti hain

Salman khan : aur ek rog , chicken guniya

Juhi chawla : haa prakriti ko bachne ka tareeka

Salman khan : aur yeh chicken guniya ka rehasya of usse bachne ka tareeka

Juhi chawla : wo tabhi pata chalegi jab maut ka saya sari srushti par chayega

Salman khan : aisa kyon

Juhi chawla : pehle rog ka aagman, uske baad us par puch tash , aur phir paisa

Salman khan : paisa se yaad aya ki laxmi ne sara bhaar aap par dal diya ki aap ki anupastiti ke bina we

bilkul nakamyab hain , aisa kyon

Juhi chawla : bhoomi pe rog aise hote hain , jinka hal paisa ho hi nahi sakta , kyonki bhoomi dushkarmo

ka nirman hain , aur jab paap badne lagta hain , to usko theek raste pe lane ke liye paiso ka

istemal kiya jata hain , par insaan yeh nahi jante ki dushkarmo ka nirmaan ko mitane ke

Liye saraswati ki puja kiye bina mrutyu par vijayi nahi ki ja sakti, pehle gyan ka vikas hona
 chahiye , tabhi paisa ka mol pata chalta hain , paisa phir bhi kam hi hoti hain , kyonki us par

habi hone ke liye manushya aage ate hain , aur kucha chaba jate hain , paisa khatm , par

mrutyu shesh, ab kya kare, to laxmi ka tol matol karna shuru , isliye laxmi ke badle saraswati

yani mein sthir hun wo nahi

Salman khan : oh !!!!

Juhi chawla : laxmi bhoomi par halchal to machati hain , par asantusht ka karan ban chuki hain , log

aajkal doosro par nirbhar hon , tabhi bach sakte hain , ek doosre ke prati prem ho to

musibat mein kaam ki cheez hain , paisa aisi cheez hain , agar kam payi gayi , to log ek

doosre ko chod dete hain , kyonki parivar basne deta hi nahi paisa, aur bina parivar ke

insaan zinda reh hi nahi sakta

Salman khan : to iska hal

Juhi chawla : meri puja karne se yeh hal unki samajh mein aya hain , ki unnati ki shikhar par agar

pahuchna hain , to ek doosre ki agar madad kare to kafi tak paisa bachaya ja sakta hain , aur

jo bhi paisa bacha wo budape mein istemal karo to jeevan aassan ban hi jati hain

Salman khan : to aap aaradhya devi banna chahti hain , sab mul jad ki ek rehasya , saraswati ki aradhna

Juhi chawla : apni apni soch hain , mardo mein to ganesh ki puja ki jaati hain

Salman khan : wo to sahi hain, ek prashn tha , is duniya mein gyan avashyak hain ya paisa

Juhi chawla : paisa

Salman khan : kyon, aapne apni tauheen kyon ki

Juhi chawla : isliye ki gyan mahasagar hain , uspe gota khane ki naubat ayi to paisa mil hi nahi sakta ,

jitna paisa mila usse jyada paisa gavana padta hain , gyan ke mahasagar mein , jo chatur

Log hain wo yah bhaap kar parivar ki bhalayi dekhkar gujar jate hain , jo nalayak hain wo

har waqt doosro se anuman lagane ki koshish karte hain ki kya sahi aur kya galat , uske liye

meri gota karke nasht ho jate hain

Salman khan : shukriya , aap se milne ke baad mujhe apni parvathi ka sujhav sunne ko bechain ho chuka

hoon , chalta hun

Juhi chawla : kuch avashyak cheeze ya baat karni ho to jaroor ayiyega

Salman khan : beshak, shukriya phir se

Scene 8

Shiva tells everything to Parvathi what unfolded the moment he decided to talk to narad till his visit to
Sarasvati, Parvathi then unfolds

Madhuri dixit : to tum sochte ho ki agar saraswati ki kataksh mahima hua to log ka sudhar ho sakta hain

Aur jo rog unhe ulajhne mein lagi huyi hain wah samapt ho sakta hain

Salman khan : haan

Madhuri dixit : aur aapne yeh anuman lagaya ki akhirkar paisa hona chahiye jisse ki rog samapt ho sake

bina wapas aye

Salman khan : haan

Madhuri dixit : soch mein doosro ki soch bhi hoti hain , insaan akela nahi jeeta , akela insaan ek hi soch

lekar nahi jeeta, aneko logo ka aagman hota hain , aur doosro ke soch se vaad vivaad

Karke apni soch mein parivartan lane ki koshish bhi karta hain , soch jab badle uska

parinam wo akela nahi srushti mein usse jude sare prani bhi bhugatte hain , isliye aids

jaisi rog akele ki nahi rog hain , wo ird gird ke praniyon ke vyavhaar se hoti hain , isliye jab

ham samaj se milte hain to soch samajhkar vyavhar kare to durgati se bach sakte hain

Salman khan ; aage

Madhuri dixit : ladkiyan aajkal dosto se kam milne wale purush se rishtedari rakhna pasand karte hain

kyonki kalyug ne apna pramaan patr de diya hain , aur log neech kaamo mein magn hain ,

ek hi jo kisi bhi insaan ko bachane mein samarth hain jo samaj se kam rishtedari rakhne

ki soch rakhta hain .

Aids akele ki rog nahi , doosro ke vyavhaar se utpan hone wali rog hain .

Salman khan : to log kaise vyvhaar karna chahiye ek doosre ke sath ki rog na aa sake

Madhuri dixit : chaubis ghante ek aadmi kaise apni haav bhaav rakhta hain , agar hum uspar aml kar

Sake to hume pata chalta hain ki un chaubis ghanto mein kaise logo ke vyavhaar se hum

apni jeevan vyateet karte hain usse pata chalti hain ki rog aya ya gaya

Rog apne se nahi aata , doosro ki soch se aata hain , isliye kaise log apne ird gird hone

chahiye usse apna soch pradan hota hain , jisse age chaubis ghante bitate hain

Ek chaubis ghante ka karya , age chalne wale chaubis ghante nirdharit karta hain , hum

sochte hain ki kuch baat karke chale jayenge , parantu yeh nahi jante ki jo vaad vivaad

hum prastuth karte hain wo aage chalkar apni disha batata hain isliye soch samajh ka

Baat karna aur soch vichaar kar dosti ka haath aur rishtedari kayam karna insanoo ka

prathm kartavya hain Agar yeh baat gaath bandh kar socha jaye to insaan kabhi rog ka

shikaar hota hi nahi balki khud rog se door bhaag jata hain , kyonki achayi rog ke badle

main hasi ki fuvaar batata hain

Samjhe pati deve bholenath

Salman khan : haan samjha

BHOOMI MATA KI DURDASHA INSANO KI DOSTI PAR NIRBHAR HOTA
HAIN AUR UNKE HAAV BHAAV SE ROG NISHCHIT HONE ME
SAMARTHAK BANTA HAIN CHAHE WO BURA HO YA ACHA

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