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Chinese Horoscopes

SNAKE
if you're a Snake... you're loyal and trustworthy, honest and thrifty, patient and persevering,
hardworking and responsible, logical and efficient, independent and self-reliant, methodical and
well balanced, down-to-earth and difficult to provoke, an original and intelligent thinker, and a
natural leader who brings order out of chaos and inspires confidence
But you're also... stubborn and slow-moving, proud and choleric, terribly conventional and
conformist, authoritarian and outspoken to the point of rudeness, given to explosive rages and
impossible to stop when provoked, homely and unromantic, and frequently misunderstood!

HORSE
if you're a Horse.. You're impulsive and enthusiastic, humorous and generous, vivacious and
magnetic, honorable and sincere, intense and passionate, optimistic and unmaterialistic, powerful
and daring, romantic and affectionate, a natural leader who always gives.
But you're also.. Rash and hotheaded, disobedient and contentious, restless and reckless, volatile
and egoistic, rebellious and demanding, stubborn and suspicious, indecisive and quick-tempered,
always demanding to be the center of attention, and difficult to live with!

GOAT
if you're a Goat... you're attentive and hospitable, adaptable and diplomatic, discreet and prudent,
elegant and sophisticated, serious and intellectual, happy and sociable, intuitive and circumspect,
tolerant and gracious, honest and thorough, suave and debonair, a sympathetic listener who likes
company -
But you're also... hesitant and faint-hearted, superficial and sentimental, unpredictable and easily
offended, pedantic and snobbish, subjective and moody, egoistic and hedonistic, cunning in
business, and a very sharp negotiator!

MONKEY
If you're a Monkey... you're charming and imaginative, cautious and highly strung, honest and
thrifty, clever and intellectual, independent and highly individual, very romantic and passionate,
generous to your friends, and always aiming to please those around you...
But you're also... aggressive and self-willed, avaricious and acquisitive, inquisitive and suspicious,
calculating and opportunistic, always looking for a profit and capable of exploiting anyone,
continually having to live by your wits and conceal your anxious, introverted nature under your
confident exterior, and incapable of passing up a bargain at the sales!

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Chinese Horoscopes

SNAKE
If you're a Snake....... you're wise and intuitive, charismatic and attractive, calm and reflective,
gentle and romantic, elegant and cultured, helpful and charming, well bred and distinguished,
quiet and reserved, decisive and self-critical, with a taste for the finer things in life...
But you're also... suffocating and clinging, jealous and possessive, cold and hostile, lazy and
dishonest, paranoid and stingy, and a philanderer who likes extramarital affairs!

HORSE
if you're a Horse... you're cheerful and popular, earthy and sexy, quick witted and sociable,
vivacious and energetic, enterprising and gregarious, agile and athletic, loyal and persuasive,
practical and realistic, independent and capable of creating your own security, and always the
center of attention...
But you're also... hot-blooded and hotheaded, inconsiderate and absentminded, inconsistent and
self-centered, impatient and selfish, intolerant and prone to childish fits of rage, stubborn and
immodest, demanding and unpredictable, lacking in staying power and frightened of failure, and
always jumping to conclusions!

GOAT
if you're a Goat... you're mild-mannered and gentle, compassionate and understanding, kind
hearted and sincere, peaceful and adaptable, lucky and generous, graceful and romantic, creative
and elegant, a survivor who has great passive endurance, and a follower who will always find
someone to keep you in style ...
But you're also... undisciplined and irresponsible, timid and weak-willed, withdrawn and
pessimistic, wheedling and indecisive, supersensitive and self-pitying, self-indulgent and bad with
money, sulky and always late, irresponsible and generous with other people's property, capricious
and lacking in self-control, and always in need of a bossy person to keep you up to the mark!

MONKEY
If you're a Monkey... you're energetic and athletic, fascinating and full of vitality, enthusiastic and
impetuous, lucky and successful, scrupulous and straight, intelligent and generous, eager and
extroverted, self-assured and self-sufficient, a doer who is always on the go.
But you're also.... demanding and overpowering, intolerant and intimidating, brash and
overconfident, stubborn and proud, irritable and short tempered, tactless and eccentric,
unromantic and deeply discontented, and a chatterbox who is easily bored!

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Chinese Horoscopes

SNAKE
if you're a Snake you're bold and self-reliant, entertaining and stimulating company, good looking
and popular, efficient and good with money, precise and organized, loyal and sincere,
hardworking and energetic, colorful and creative, logical and knowledgeable, brave and generous,
positive and helpful, with a lot of stamina and a good memory...
But you're also... blunt and undiplomatic, boastful and opinionated, conservative and puritanical,
abrasive and full of bravado, a daydreamer and teller of tall stories, perfectionist and always
giving advice, easily impressed by awards and titles, incapable of admitting you could be in the
wrong, and insistent that you should always come first!

HORSE
If you're a Horse... you're devoted and dependable, faithful and reliable, tough and resourceful,
persevering and responsible generous and attentive, dignified and discreet, helpful and
hardworking, tolerant and matter-of-fact, noble and unpretentious, confidence-inspiring and a
good listener, unselfish and straightforward, a champion of freedom with simple tastes and a
passion for fair play...
But you're also... pessimistic and introverted, stubborn and cynical, defensive and sharp-tongued,
antisocial and cantankerous, impatient and bad tempered, pugnacious and discontented, a doom-
laden worrier with a black sense of humor and a distrust of strangers!

GOAT
if you're a Goat.. You're courteous and sincere, gallant and gentle, impartial and trustworthy, lively
and impulsive, calm and peace-loving, obliging and chivalrous, confident and courageous,
resilient and diligent, popular and gregarious, generous and unable to bear a grudge...
But you're also gullible and naive, thick-skinned and shallow, stubborn and sad, defenseless and
easily duped, easily seduced and incapable of saying no, given to treating other people's property
as if it were your own, materialistic and inclined to wallow in sensuality, simplistic and superficial,
an uncompetitive do-gooder who never looks to the future!

MONKEY
if you're a Monkey... you're intelligent and clear sighted, chivalrous and sociable, responsible and
decisive, lighthearted and gregarious, confident and versatile, amusing and shrewd, observant
and ironic, warm and full of joie de vivre, original and inventive, objective and rational, efficient
and independent, talkative and entertaining, with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge -

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But you're also cunning and guileful, jealous and critical, sly and manipulative, superior and
vengeful, vain and mischievous, impatient and ambitious, unscrupulous and forceful, sharp and
tricky, a charlatan and con artist, self-preoccupied with an elastic conscience, and suspected by
the people around you!

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