Sisi kama chama cha baba na mama are very unhappy with Rotich for saying we are broke...

Broke??... We are a nation of hardworking ants no matter what the pigs eat we will still
provide...Rotich even is suggesting that pigs should go on diet – it is the ants who will have to
tighten their waists.... Rotich is becoming like Ouko who is paid by raira to show how pigs eat
the sweat of the hardworking ants

Due to that negativity by Rotich and in line with our cooperation with Chinese Communist Party
we have thus forthwith banned ministas from appearing on any event being covered by the media
which hates development..... We also instruct our digital minista to investigate the cameramen
who took that incitement video and order his immediate sacking like we have done recently.

We have also updated the list of words and phrases which misleaders elected on our mighty
chama cha baba na mama can speak of to include deputy president, maji ya murang’a, deni ya
shaina, broke, msoto, Kenyatta National Hospital, poverty, serikali saidia, mzigo yangu ya
magendo haibebwi na SGR, mafuta ya Turkana, Kenya Power, new karikalam na kadhalika. Any
of our misleaders found using these words will face Omamo.

We have strongly disagreed with the Communist Party that we hang the big men involved in
corruption. Our position is that the necks of our big time thieves is different from the shaina
necks so we have put this on hold till pigs start flying.

Sisi kama chama cha baba na mama are very sorry for giving the pigs a bad name.