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CONTENTS
adapted to hillside living, but too buffalo, forgets nothing not a —
specialized because left- and thing. Got onto subject of aliens
NOVELETS
right-legged can’t turn in opposite and animals; what else with a
WORLD A BOTTLE
IN by Allen Kim Lang 8
direction. Amplifies Robert A. vet? Mentioned above and alliga-
THE STENTORII LUGGAGE by Neal Barrett, Jr. 104
Heinlein: “In southern Missouri tors in N. Y. C. sewage system.
THE IMMORTALS by David Duncan 162
where was born we have two
I Got same damned skeptical laugh
SHORT STORIES when showing an egg can’t be
local varieties, the Hillside Snee as
THE HILLS OF HOME by Alfred Co ppel 43
and the Sidehill Murk, which crushed between hands if held
BEACH SCENE
THE IMITATION OF EARTH
by Marshall King
by James Stamers
53
79 have solved the problem of how lengthwise —
no one has ever done
CRY SNOOKER by Andrew Fetter 89 to turn around. They have very it and principle is being worked
A OF GLASS
FALL by Stanley R. Lee 127 large mouths —
when closely pur- into new building materials.
THE HOURS ARE GOOD by Gordon R. Dickson 151 sued, they open same quickly, Explanation of alligators in
NON-FACT ARTICLE jump through, turning themselves N. Y. C. sewage system: baby
inside out, and thus can reverse alligators cute and tiny, but the
ORIGINS OF THE GALACTIC SHORT-SNORTER by Edward Wellen 147
direction. This works just fine things grow, get flushed away.
SCIENCE DEPARTMENT
with the Snee, which is smooth- Doc Bone thoughtful, realized
FOR YOUR INFORMATION by Willy Ley 67
The Air on the Moon skinned. Unfortunately the Murk food plentiful, temperature great
FEATURES
is fuzzy curly; once the fuzz is — blend of hot and cold water,
inside, it tickles poor beastie and no winter wind; they should pros-
EDITOR'S PAGE by H. L. Gold 5
by Floyd Gale 142 he has a tendency to laugh him- per. They do.
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verses quickly. The Murk is thus controversy in return for fascin-
Cover by HUNTER: "Touchdown on Mimas, Moon of Saturn" rapidly becoming extinct.” ating info on alligators. One lion,
ROBERT M. GUINN, Publisher H. L. GOLD, Editor Raise a collection? They’re fun. one tiger, dead lion — tiger bigger,
JOAN J. De MARIO, Asst, to the Publisher WILLY LEY, Science Editor Like Fund for Widow of Un- heavier, smarter. Six lions, six
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over the tigers, six dead
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NOTES 5
have spayed male cats — once. gas — but rigid restrictions on sale. end the minute they outgrow it, eater on Earth? He said his job
was to make the delivery, not do
Put sewage in private hands, with enough visits in between to
Horrible feeling, he says, fishing
have said. There’s a fortune see that this is the best possible detective work, and he had a
around in welter of sweat. Fast I’d
arrangement. supply of food for the koala for
look; owner said spay but didn’t in it.
Stitch, alter, But not now. Radioactive Maybe it is at that. a few days.
know sex of cat.
I called Willy Ley, who agreed
wastes? Nope, they’re barred. The What did have in mind here?
I
charge double for ghastly mo-
ment, check carefully ever after. —
wonder drugs antibiotics, tran-
— “Everytime someone says, ‘I that eucalyptus leaves were a
and so forth don’t believe in theories,’ a theory problem, but koalas couldn’t le-
I looked closely; memory of the
quilizers, steroids
take a miracle of extrapola- dies. Do you believe in theories?” gally be shipped out of Australia
ghastly moment still
Will situation settle down? author who woke in great excite- Vi around the world is quite a
high-interest data and then find-
ing it all go down the drain. —
Doubtful all breakthroughs like ment, scribbled, went back to
—
the cosmic discovery was
trick. Asked to be kept informed.
I said sure.
ones in drugs create more break- sleep
Reason later. Data:
Detergents, first breakthrough throughs. Still, there might be safe —
and read in the morning: Man phoned, had checked into
some in sanitation engineering; “Hoggimus, higgimus, men are hotel, shaved, eaten. Very tired.
in cleansing agents since discov-
busting the detergent bubble was polygamous; higgimus, hoggimus, Would I take delivery that night
ery of soap, reported on here
one. (Wonder how they did it, but women monogamous.” so he could get home to family
some while ago as coming out of Would pay
mains in mile-long, house-high, no use querying them now. Them? Note on the koala story. Oh, in Calif.? I said sure. I
unbustable bubbles. Hose crews Oh, forgot to mention Dept, of yes! Man with very tired voice for taxi so he could make certain
Sanitation has a publicity section. phoned one evening; he worked train? I said sure, kept Ley in-
needed on 24-hour duty till bub-
Private ownership, though, and for Railway Express and had a formed.
ble problem solved.
there’d have been a seat on the koala for me and what was the Phone again. Right downstairs,
Fine, steady uptrend in sewage
engineering that would let a fel- Exchange, advertising campaigns, best way to my address? I said, big battle with taxi driver —koala
maybe a TV show called, say, “A what?” and he wearily read had messed upholstery, would I
low take a sound
the future.
flying guess into
Now? Pow! How? In “The Man from Flushing.”) offname and address of consign- — I said bring up driver and I’d
a minute. Home again in Oregon, Dr. or, a woman in Australia, my take care of everything. Called
Bone wrote that his daughter, 16, name and address and amount Ley. He said, “Oh, ho! A koala
by
Ancient cities limited in size
sanitation facilities. Rome’s thinks he’s unplugged and I’m of insurance —
$10,000. I poked —
wouldn’t mess hard and dry,
My for a break in the story, but there like a goat’s. You won’t see the
Cloaca Maxima caused first popu- UHF.
way round.
son, 18, thinks other
Wrote back that this was none; all heavily insured
—
man, but if ” I said sure. No
lation explosion. Sewer chases
items were accompanied, he had man, no koala, natch, but beauti-
popular in books, films, TV shows. damage to parental self-esteem is
inexcusable in modem civiliza- done it for 15 years, and he’d de- ful detail work, except that last
Skip all that to short while ago.
Sterilized sludge first-rate topsoil tion, suggested organized Teen liver in the morning. I asked why bit, and fine acting. My
compli-
me some- ments, and my thanks for a fun
— for Park Department. Methane Exchange, to begin the minute
teeners know everything except
would anybody send
thing insurable at $10,000 and evening.
gas by-product hot competitor
against natural or illuminating why their parents are so cubic, to how was I to feed the pickiest — H. L. GOLD
6 GALAXY NOTES 7
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9
terested, very cautious. After ob- YOU’LL spend the night in spired or ingested bacteria.” Bjomson’s hand and told him that
serving the cut of my wash-and- the big tank at South Bend “That’s the sort of answer that I considered the expense of my
wear plastic sterility-suit — known if you’re snowing me, Sonny,” he makes my job the joy it is,” Bjorn- Gross Income Tax justified by his
to us who wear them as a chastity- said. “Let’s see your driver’s li- son said. “Next thing you know, employment. I went inside then,
suit — the policeman walked cense.” I got my billfold out of the I’ll be chasing drunken drivers climbed the steel steps to the glass-
around me to examine my reserve- glove-compartment — a chastity- from Mars.” walled shower. I cut in my suit-
air tank, which is cunningly curved suit doesn’t have any pockets — “There’s no intelligent native radio and announced my arrival.
and cushioned against my spine so and handed my license to Bjom- life on Mars,” I said. “Bogardus here. I’m nearly out of
that I can lean back without court- son. “John Bogardus, M.D.,” he “You think maybe there are in- wind; my filter’s soaked. I’m cut-
ing lordosis. He inspected the bub- read. “You’re a doctor, eh? This telligent natives on U.S. Twenty?” ting in reserve-air. Anybody around
ble of plastic that over my head
fit says you live at BICUSPID, Cen- he asked, returning my license. to see that I scrub behind my ears?”
like the belljar over a museum tral University, South Bend. “Okay, Doctor Bogardus, I’ve Roy McQueen, Director of
Dr.
specimen, and stared at the little Whafs that BICUSPID, Doc? bought your story. You leadfoot BICUSPID, came out of his office,
valve on the left shoulder of my Means your practice is limited to your bomb along after me, and where he’d monitored my an-
suit, where used air was wheezing certain teeth?” we’ll hit the Central campus like nouncement from the loudspeaker
out asthmatically. “I guess fallout and we’re crossing the payoff line at the set above his desk, and faced the
“I’m a resident in pathology,
has got you bugged,” he said. I’m damned near out of air,” I said, Mille Miglia.” Bjornson cowboyed glass door of the shower room. He
“Not fallout, bacteria,” I ex- annoyed at the prospect of suffo- into the saddle of his bike, spurred waved to me and cut on his micro-
plained. “I’m one of the Lapins cating while acting straight-man to it off and cut siren-screaming phone. “Okay, Johnny,” he said.
“BICUSPID the down the concrete toward South I sealed off my air-filter and cut
from Central University.” a state cop. is
do just now, break Mach One on pig. I’m sorry, officer, that I broke cut through the field of Sunday through me to my toes and finger-
wheels? Or do you maybe come the Indiana speed-limit but my drivers in a horizontal power-dive. tips, tingling them back to life.
air-filter is clogged with condensa- I was half-blinded by the sweat Turning on the detergent shower,
from one of these foreign planets
that don’t know the American tion. If I don’t get back to the Big condensed on my air-cooled face- I sloshed around beneath it, wash-
rules of the road?” Tank at the University within the plate. Formaldehyde bath or no, ing the outside dust off my chas-
I breathed deep, trying to find next few minutes, I’ll run out of air. I’d have to cut in my reserve-air tity-suit.
And have to spend the rest pretty soon. “You’re dry by the tank,” Dr.
myself some oxygen. “I was born you’ll
of the evening testifying before St. McQueen said into his hand micro-
right here in Indiana,” I said.
“The reason I’m wearing this suit
and helmet is that I’m bacterio-
logically sterile.”
Joseph’s County Coroner.”
“So what happens if you crack
open your space-helmet and
W
of the
E made it while I was
breathing. I braked in front
BICUSPID entrance and
still phone.
I picked up the long-handled
shower brush and scrubbed back
walked as fast as I dared, dizzy there. I showered the suit’s arm-
“So maybe you could adopt a breathe the air us peons use?” he
and panting with the concentration pits, the folds behind the knees,
kid,” Officer Bjornson suggested. asked.
said. of C0 2 bottled up with me in my the soles of the suit’s boots, scrub-
“Sterile like germ-free,” I said. “Pretty quick, I’d die,” I
chastity-suit. Outside the door to bing hard with the brush. “You’re
“Gnotobiotic. I grew up in the Big “I’ve got no antibodies, no physio-
the contaminated labs, I shook all wet, Johnny,” the Chief said.
Tank at Central University.” logical mechanism to combat in-
ing scrubbed off most of the flora shorts. That’s the way Mike had Then he toggled his radio. “Test- of times I’d been through this anti-
I’d picked up in the great wild run around, almost naked in a ing,”he said, for the benefit of the was happy to know
septic drill, I
northern Indiana February. It was monitoring technician listening out that a lifeguard was suited up
world of Indiana, I climbed down
hours before he’d been missed. in the contaminated labs. “This is above our poisonous bathtub, ready
through the manhole into the bath-
tub, a sump of formaldehyde solu- He went to the hospital with McQueen. Someone suited up?” to fish either of us out should our
tion eight feet deep. I sat on the severe frostbite, but he died two “Safety man is suited and scrub- suits spring a leak. If formalde-
bottom to soak. days later of pneumonia compli- bing, Chief,” the monitor said. “I hyde-methanol started seeping in-
iron bench at the
“How about switching on some cated by streptococcal septicemia. read you loud and clear. Now, let’s to my chastity-suit, I knew I’d have
music, Chief? I didn’t think to “Stick around down there, Johnny,” hear from you, Brother Bogardus.” an overwhelming desire to undress.
bring anything waterproof to read.” the Chief said. “I’m coming down “This is John Bogardus, the Dr. McQueen cleared his throat,
Voice of Purity,” I said, “broad- a sound which broadcast very like
“You’ll hear music from me,” Dr. to join you.”
casting from the bottom of Central a growl. “Okay, Johnny. Let’s have
McQueen said. “This is a big day
for BICUSPID, Johnny. It’s the HEARD him turning the moni- University’s lovely BICUSPID a synopsis of your Sunday outing.”
firsttime one of you kids ever
1 tor microphone over to one of pool. You want I should dedicate
came home from a date with a the technicians out in the contami- my next record to the gang at the 66TT’S springtime, Chief,” I said.
labs. Oh hell, I thought. Here brewery?” “You know what the month
police escort. What happened? nated
Anne’s old man decide he didn’t comes a chewing-out that would “Happy to hear you testify, of May does to a young man’s
leave me raw up to the duodenum. canned-goods,” the technician said. fancy, and reticuloendothelial sys-
want a plastic-wrapped son-in-law?
He call the law to throw you off his The worst thing about being told “The I.U. game is on the radio now. tem, and all.”
front porch?” off when you’ve done something You want me to pipe it to the “I wish you’d stop seeing her,”
“My air-filter got bolixed,” I ex- dumb is the futility of being told phones so you can hear our team the Chief said. “You’ve got fifteen
plained into the microphone, “so I about it. Nobody knew better than smear ’em?” of the most nubile girls in the Mid-
leaned on the gas pedal pretty I that it was stupid to stay outside “I’ll take your word for it that west living in the Big Tank with
they’ll do “My sport you. Sweet, intelligent — available.
heavy on the way home. A friendly the Big Tank for eight solid hours. that,” I said.
gendarme named Bjornson turned Hydraulic pressure aside, a chas- is balk-line billiards.” Eighty years So why did you have to get the
tity-suit isn’t designed to hold a ago, Central University’s gate re- hots for an outsider?”
up.”
man more than about four. ceipts from football had made pos- “It’s that ol’ debbil incest-taboo,
“You should be more careful,
It took Dr. McQueen a quarter sible thefirst BICUSPID program Chief,” I said. “I’ve slept amongst
Johnny. I’d hate to have to post
hour to get suited up and scrubbed. in gnotobiotics, using mice and those fifteen canned peaches for the
you.” Like the rest of us, Dr. Mc-
Then he came down the ladder to roaches and hamsters. Despite this last twenty-three years. The result
Queen did post-mortems on the
join me in the pale green soup, his historical tie between me and foot- is that my warmest feeling toward
germ-free animals who died of old
age or stir-fever in the Big Tank, airhose snaking along behind him ball, I felt no special affinity for the any of them is brotherly love. Who
or had to be sacrificed as routine like strayed umbilical cord. He sat game. itches to shack with a sibling?”
sterility controls. Last winter, for on the bench beside me. Before he “Trouble with you, canned- “Your only alternative seems
cut in his suit radio, he leaned close goods, is you’ve got no school to be a lifetime of cold showers,”
the first time, the Chief had had to
autopsy one of us Lapins. and touched his helmet to mine. spirit,” the monitor complained. McQueen said. “Speaking of
12
GALAXY WORLD IN A BOTTLE 13
canned peaches, have you seen “Anyway, we went swimming I’d soaked for the regulation I replaced the trap and filter
Mary deWitte today?” we were in Tech-
together, just like
half-hour now, and the gage of my with a fresh unit and fit a charged
“No.” nicolorand VistaVision. I screwed reserve tank was on red, so I got up bottle of air onto the back of the
“Mary has extramural interests, the cap on my air-filter and Then
to go. “I can see myself at ninety- suit. gave every inch of
I
too,” he said. “Her intended is a breathed from the reserve tank. five,” I said. “I’ll be patriarch of the my an inspection for
chastity-suit
basketball player in pre-Law. A Anne wore a bikini. I might as well Big Tank. The oldest male virgin worn bubbles forming on
spots, for
fellow roughly fifteen feet tall. have been aboard a midget sub- on campus. See you inside, Chief.” its moist surface — an inspection as
Mary has been gone all day. I pre- marine. After that evening, we de-
I climbed up the ladder through painstaking and as sure as a win-
sume that been visiting this
she’s cided not to go swimming any dow
the second manhole over the for- washer’s check of his working
legal obelisk; and I’m beginning to more; and Anne started wearing maldehyde sump and stepped out harness, or an exhibition jumper’s
feel the twinges of fatherly anxiety. strict and conservative clothes.”
into the sterile precincts of the Big folding of his parachute. Satisfied
But tell me about Anne, Johnny.” “What happened today, Tank. Home. was all set for my next
that the suit
“I met her at a concert last fall,” Johnny?” McQueen asked me. adventure into the world of normal,
I said,not giving a damn about the “What could happen?” I de- T STEPPED into a shower-booth, septic human beings, I racked it
safety man and the monitor kibitz- manded. “We broke up. She’s con- A let the water blast the formal- and the helmet in my locker and
ing.“Anne didn’t bug at my chas- taminated, poor girl. She’s been dehyde off my chastity-suit, popped walked out into the garden.
the way most of the hens
tity-suit aswarm with bacteria and yeasts off my helmet and stripped. Air There I stretched out on the
on campus do. This impressed me. and molds and miscellaneous pro- against sweat-steamed skin felt grass under the ultra-violets, re-
She liked the way I talked, even tista ever since the obstetrician good. I showered again, naked. I freshing my tan while I waited for
though she could hear my voice slapped her on the rump, while blotted myself dry and dressed in Dr. McQueen to come up from
only from the speaker on the chest I’m Boy Galahad, fifty-six one- fresh shorts, all the clothing a man the sump.
of my suit. I liked fine the way she hundredths percent purer than needed in the air-conditioned The garden was my favorite
listened. So we had a date. Lots of Ivory Soap. My
strength is as the Elysium of the Big Tank. I carried room in the Big Tank. It was in
dates. Said goodnight by shaking strength of ten, so I told Anne at
my suit into the locker room to establishing the garden that I’d
hands — Please
Excuse My Glove. noon today that she’ll have to find refit it for my next trip outside. discovered that my Machiavellian
“One evening we drove down to herself a new boy friend. She needs Snapping mind
its collar to the bushing is articulated to a pair of
the beach at Hudson Lake. As we a guy who can eat the other half of the compressed-air supply and green thumbs. The crafty bit came
lay there on the sand, I pointed out of the pizza with her, someone who
turning on the pressure, I inflated over coffee in the cafeteria. I, of
for Anne the red disk of Mars. I can lend her his comb and breathe my suit so that it stood on its head- course, just sat there to listen and
told her about the men up there, the air she breathes. It took me less shoulders, ready for inspection. talk; not even C.U. Cafeteria coffee
at New Caanan and Bing City and weeks to steelmy soul to the pros- The wet air-filter thathad al- is aseptic enough for a Lapin to
Bitterwater, working to uncover pect of kissing Anne off — there’s most asphyxiated me drink, even if there were some way
had been
one world while they built a new an ironic metaphor for you, Chief caused, I discovered, by a break in to get a cup of the stuff inside the
one. I told her about the mystery - but I did it.” the moisture-trap of the unit. Care- helmet of a sterility-suit. Anyway,
of the Immermann skull, and what “I’m sorry, Johnny,” McQueen ful checking assured me that the I chided these two graduate stu-
it might mean. I pointed to the stars said. dents from the botany department
filter had failed-safe bacteriologi-
and named them for her. All the “I’m afraid I’ve diluted the anti- cally. No outside bugs were in my about the research possibilities
time, Chief, I kftew that I could septic with my tears,” I said. “Just suit. I might have suffocated, but they were missing by not growing
touch Betelgeuse or Phobos as singing those old formaldehyde my corpse would have remained any gnotobiotic green stuff. I gave
easily as I could touch Anne. blues.” uncorrupted. Such a comfort. them the Boom-Food pitch. Would
16 GALAXY
follow me here, Dr. McQueen? I their tardy antibody response. I spared that indignity. Know how “Thank you, John,” he said. “I
know I’ve been naughty.” suppose, though, that the immi- I’ve got it figured, Chief? We’ve
often wonder, though, whether the
“Self-pity doesn’t became a man, nence of death is as helpless before got to make provision for exoga- Nuremberg Principles really gave
Johnny,” he said. love as the locksmith.” Dr. Mc- mous matings, right? Novelty, in us the right to build and populate
“And why the hell not?” I de- Queen sighed. “If it’s what you other words, is essential to ro- this germless microcosm. We
told
manded, my blood-pressure ready want, Johnny, I’ll ignore every- mance. Here’s the way we’ll work your mothers when they volun-
to challenge any manometer in thing we both know about the it. We’ll set half the
babies, boys teered that the results of raising
sight. “If I can feel compassion for probable consequences and help and girls together, on one side of humans gnotobiotically would be
some poor joker on TV, why you break out of here Think important. They have indeed.
can’t . . .
a wall, half on the other side. We’ll
Ihurt a little for myself — for John how embarrassed you’d feel, have established two tribes of kids, Thousands of lives have been
Bogardus, swaddled from his dar- though, if you died of a B. subtilis each growing up in ignorance of the saved by what we’ve learned here.
ling by a damned plastic diving- septicemia or a fulminant chicken- other; and we’ll keep them strictly We saw to it, as we’d also prom-
suit? I was — I am — in love with pox the day before the wedding.” apart till they’re in their middle ised your mothers, that your health
Anne, Doctor.” “I could have married Anne, teens. Then, maybe the night of hasn’t sufferedby reason of experi-
“Your marriage-night would kill and made her either an unkissed the Junior Prom, we’ll cut a door- ments, that you’ve been given the
you, John,” he said. bride or an early widow,” I said. way in that wall and introduce education you need to earn a good
“Neither of these alternatives them to each other.” living, and especially that your
T JUMPED up with ready-made struck me as an attractive career dignity as human beings has al-
fists, then flopped down onto for the woman I love, so I left her. ways been respected. The core
the grass, laughing at the picture
I saw. Battle of the Century. In
It’s so logical it’s practically simple
climatization is steep. Even the tion. Maybe we’ll have to toss coins a good and honest job of bringing Pollyanna, John,” he said. “I wish
survivors don’t survive very long, or draw cards to pair up for parent- us colonists up, Chief. As good a I could offer you relief more potent
because of their low gut-tone and hood. But any kids we raise will be job as anyone could do.” than Scotch and sympathy.”
you should hear me with my hair tically complete collection of the The menu featured radared Just as suddenly, I realized that
down,” the Firebird said. “But airmail stamps of the world to con- steak. The meat wasgerm-free mine was a highly pathological
we’ve had dirges enough for one sole him on long winter evenings. and somewhat tenderized by the state of mind, the rinse-phase of
evening. Your whiskey should be All the stamps are quite sterile. high-energy beams. (A purist in the brain-wash. Autism can be
with automatic flippancy. I ate my glass of the window, causing a gen- did and foolish.” “Don’t let this prey on you too
steak, savoring its flavor. And I eral alert as we realized that some “Like perhaps marrying her con- much, Chief,” I said. “We Lapins
looked about the dining-room, ex- airborne Proteus or fortunate taminated basketball-player and have free will, too. We’re old
amining it as though I’d never Staphylococcus or lonely Asper- setting out on a suicidal honey- enough to bear the responsibilities
eaten there before. gillis might have invaded our for- moon?” Dr. McQueen suggested. for our own actions.”
The Lapins’ dining-room in the tress through this almost micro- “You’re right, John; we should “Thank you, Johnny.” Dr. Mc-
Big Tank is about the size of a scopic breach in our walls. prevent that sort of thing. The rub Queen hung up.
railroad restaurant car. (Not that Careful decontamination had is, late. I got a phone-
we’re too I returned to the table with no
I’ve ever been aboard a train to saved our sterility, but now the call from Mary a few minutes af- enthusiasm for the remaining half
make the comparison. The strin- Big Tank had no window. ter I got home this evening. She of my steak. “What’s up, John-
gencies of the sterility-suit tie such “I was saying . . .” the Firebird abandoned her sterility-suit in a ny?” the Firebird asked me.
of us to the Big Tank on a short said, in a firm voice. “Now we are twenty-eight,” I
downtown Chicago hotel room at
leash: the most sanitary of outside You were saying?”
“Sorry, doll.
noon today, and married her fledg- said. “They were married in Chi-
washrooms would prove a pesthole “That Mary deWitte isn’t here.
ling lawyer in a civil ceremony at cago at one o’clock.”
to a Lapin.) The kitchen, which Do you suppose she’s still outside?
“How wonderful!” the Firebird
one o’clock. I tried to find out
was under the supervision of the She checked out her sterility-suit
from her where she was, but she exulted.
Firebird, our dietitian, could have about the same time you did.”
just said she was very happy and She stood and pounded our
been squeezed into a telephone “That’s a good nine hours ago,”
hung up.” table-top with the vase, scatter-
booth. It served chiefly as receiv- I said, glancing at the clock set
ing-station for the autoclave and over Saturn on our mural. “Either “Hell! What are we going to ing damp daisies on the cloth.
the radar-room, through which all Mary has been on a restricted- do?” “Quiet, everybody! I’ve got an an-
our food came. With its ten little fluids diet, or True Love has made “I’m flying to Chicago, where nouncement.” The chatter over
four-place tables, each covered her*careless of visceral discomfort.” I’llask the help of the police in dessert simmered down. “Mary
with a gypsy red-checkerboard “Don’t be coarse, Johnny.” finding Mary,” the Chief said. deWitte got married today —
cloth, set with a green glass vase of “The demands of the kidney are “Once I’ve run down the happy here’s to the bride!” Firebird
Tank-grown daisies, our dining- as exigent as those of the heart, couple, though, damned if I know slopped two White
ounces of
room was friendly enough. The Firebird,” I said. “I think I’d better what I’ll do next. Shall I stand Horse into her glass and downed
Tank-ness of it, though, was em- call Dr. McQueen.” outside the bridal chamber with them at a heroic gulp. She sat,
phasized by a mural along one “You’ll only cause trouble for a syringeful of broad-spectrum an- sputtering. The chatter at the
wall, a fantasy of stars and men her and Lofting,” Firebird said. tibiotics, waiting for Mary to other tables crescendoed as our
and microbes that half a dozen of “I’ve decided that it’s better to
sneeze?” colleagues reminded one another
us had planned and painted one be lovesick than dead,” I explained,
“They’ll have a short marriage,” of the significance of the Firebird’s
week. Where the mural was now getting up from the table.
I said. news.
“It was, Firebird,” I said. “For- little love and poetry before the into Firebird’s empty water-glass “Could “But it’s not
be,” I said.
give me, please. This thing has left sacrifice is great stuff for epics, and sipped it. just sex that’s agonizing me, Bud.
me in a wounding mood.” but it doesn’t make much sense Prison has whole constellations of
“Is Mary really in such dan- to me. When I’m married I’ll want 66 rT' HE men who devised the frustration. However warm and
ger?” Firebird asked. to see my children all the way Nuremberg Principles failed understanding our guards may be,
“She may last a week, not much through Spock and Gesell. I’ll us when they forgot to underwrite a prison, and half of
this is still
more. Today she’ll meet Klebsiel- want to grow old with my wife, if the romantic aspirations of human us are stir-crazy. Why did Mike
la, probably; perhaps E. coli and you’ll excuse the com.” guinea-pigs,” I said. “As a result Bohrman take off his chastity-suit
Shigella. Pretty soon she’ll start “WeFlesh-Pressers have a natu- of theiroversight, it seems that last winter, to walk barefoot
to sniffle with the first common ral reverence for corn,” the Fire- McQueen’s Beasts have made a through the snow with only his
cold she’s ever experienced. Polio bird said. “It’s part of the syn- bigger contribution to sociology suit-shortson, till he collapsed
virus and the ECHO
group may drome. Johnny, really wantif you than to bacteriology. We’ve from the cold? It was a prison-
get to her first, and establish what you want those
just said, demonstrated that familiarity break, Bud. So was Mary de-
themselves before there is suffi- things badly enough to set up a doesn’t breed. Here we are, now, Witte’s witless marriage. They
cient growth of bacterial flora to marriage on half a love, give me fourteen pairs of healthy Ameri- were both suicide, the lifer’s one
give them competition. Her intes- a call. Anytime. Even though I cans in their middle twenties, and way over the wall.”
tinal walls are thin and weak, so don’t set your blood aflame.” She neither a marriage nor a pregnan- “Stir-crazy?” Dorsey asked.
she may suffer megacolon as a stood up, a little unsteady, and cy amongst us. Why?” “You’re exaggerating, John.”
result of gas-producing fermenta- rubbed her hand across her eyes ‘Tell me, John,” Dorsey said. “Open your eyes, Bud,” I said.
tion. From a pathologist’s point in a tardy effort to hide tears.
“I’ll tell you why,” I said. “It’s “Look at Karl Fyrmeister’s hands,
of view, I’ll find it most instruc- “Save the brushoff till tomorrow,
because we’re fond of our foster- for example. I’m violating no
tive to learn the manner of Mary Johnny,” she said. “Goodnight.”
sisters, but we’re also a little medical confidence to tell you that
Lofting’s death. From the stand- “Goodnight, sweet Firebird,” I
point of a friend and fellow Lapin, bored with them. And they with Karl got his dermatitis as the re-
said. She turned and walked
though, I’ll think her death a quickly from the dining-room.
us. We men know every canned sult of compulsive hand-washing.
damned shame.” peach’s flirtations and frailties and There’s a fine neurotic symptom
Bud Dorsey, our weight-lifting
“I’m getting a conversational gambits so thor- for a germ-free Lapin! If I’m exag-
little drunk, John- astronomer, left his three com-
ny,” the Firebird said, “and a oughly that one of us could no gerating our collective un-sanity,
lit- panions to bring his coffee over
tle maudlin. So, say you’re right. and sit with me. Bud was the more marry one of them than the Bud, tell me why Lucy Cashdol-
After all, you’re the doctor and Lapin who’d have been a Central average outsider could marry his lar has become an apprentice al-
I’m just a dumb dietitian. But U. fullback as an undergraduate, kid sister.” coholic. Why does Fizz Ewell,
don’tyou think maybe it’s worth if only Dr. McQueen had let him “Even that’s been done, John, with an I.Q. that must range in
while,what Mary’s done? Con- play the game in a chastity-suit. just for principle’s sake,” Dorsey the 150’s and the most brhliant
demning herself to die, I mean, be- “What happen to Mary de-
will said. “The Pharaohs wed their sis- record the Nuclear Engineering
cause she’s really in love, and Witte, John?” he asked. ters because no one else was Department has ever seen, spend
common room, where a few the record-player and music library tillyou’ve heard the whole se- DIT-DIT DIT-DIT-DIT
. . . . . .
of our colleagues sat reading or were, and closed the door. quence.” DIT - DIT - DIT - DIT - DIT -
writing notes for tomorrow’s classes Dorsey took a three-inch spool “Spin it, professor,” I said. DIT DIT - DIT DIT
- DIT - . . .
-
tered my count of each burst of that I am, ‘Shave-and-a-Haircut, as unrelated to intelligent planning
Haircut, Two Bits,’” I went on;
Law.” “which musical interlude argues
in my pocket notebook. The
” as Bode’s
DIT’s two-bits!’
“You’ll have to explain that to for a certain degree of conviviality
sequence went: 1, 1; 2, 4; 3, 9; 4, “So it is,” I said. “Now we’ve
this groundsman,” I said.
on the part of our Centaurian. This
16; 5, 25; 6, 36; then 5, 2, 49; 8, 64. deciphered that broadcast, and
“Bode’s law, too, looks like an thing of his message, though. Do
There the count stopped climbing listened to the singing commercial.
intelligently devised code of some you think he was just looking for
and commenced again with the But I’m still puzzled, Bud. We
sort,” Dorsey said. “Take the se-
other hams to talk with?”
pair of ones, to repeat the whole don’t have the sponsor’s name and
set again. address; and I’m not at all sure I ries: 0, 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192.
Dorsey cut off the machine. caught the name of his product. Add 4 to each number, and divide 1 1
HEN he’s awfully patient,
sending out the same ‘CQ’
“I’ve got four hours of the same What’s he advertising?” by ten. The result will be, when
you take the asteroid belt into for two solid years,” Dorsey said.
thing on this thread,” he said. “His presence,” Dorsey said. “I
consideration and fudge a little, “It’s hardly practical to communi-
“Want to hear it all, or have you interpret the message as a simple
very nearly the proportional dis- cate between stars, John. Broad-
got it already?” CQ.”
tance from the sun of the first seven casting from here to Alpha C. and
“It’s obvious, up to a point,” I “Seek you?” I asked.
back,it would take more than nine
asked. “It’s a table of the first eight “Xes. Radio-ham code for, ‘I’m planets. Accident, or evidence of
intelligent planning? Turned out years just to ask how’s the wife
natural integers and their squares, lonely — will somebody please talk
there are excellent physical rea- and kids.
except for the number seven, tome?”’
which for some reason is split in sons for this relationship, reasons “The way it looks to me, our
old Johann Elert Bode couldn’t friend out there got the duty of
two.” <^T’LL accept that interpretation
took me possibly have guessed. Things like cutting an educational recording
“It quite a while to rec- only till I can think of one
ognize what happened to that this make astronomers leary of to be broadcast automatically to
even more fantastic,” I said.
seven,” Dorsey said. “Listen to it teleology. Make them avoid the the rest of the galaxy. Kind of a
“O.K., John,” Dorsey said. “Get-
again.” He spooled the thread back splendid guess.” lighthouse, to help his race get in
ting the address of the station was
“Go ahead, make a splendid it might
touch with any relatives
and I listened again to the frac- a simple exercise, thanks to my
tured seven: “DIT DIT - DIT Digger confreres in Adelaide guess,” I said. “I won’t report you have. That same recording has
- - and
DIT - DIT DIT DIT.” Then the men to the Astronomers Union.” been played over and over again
. . . - at Harvard’s South Afri-
again the forty-nine clicks, seven- can radio observatory. We first
“Sure,” Dorsey said. “Alpha ever since, sending To Whom It
squared. Dorsey switched off the heard the message two years ago. Centauri, as the U. Cal’s five-meter Might Concern its dual message.
player. It’s' still being broadcast, un- Luna ’scope demonstrated several Simple math — and the most per-
“Let’s have the distillate of your changed. The fist on the key that years ago, has a system of at least sistent rhythmical cliche known to
cerebrations now, Brothers Bogar- sent out our arithmetic message three planets. We don’t know much man.”
dus,” he dropping into the
said, belongs to someone in the neigh- about those planets except their “What’s being done about it?” I
deep, red-leather easy chair be- borhood of Alpha Centauri.” time of revolution.” asked.
side the thread-player. “Hot damn!” “And that one of them has a citi- “We’ve answered,” Dorsey said.
I said. “But why
zen clever enough to calculate na- “A big radio noise on the moon is
“It’s syncopation, Brother Dor- didn’t I know about this? I read
squares and build a radio broadcasting the same message,
sey,’* I said. Time, and all. Why wasn’t this tural
“I’d never have given my own headlined?” transmitter . .
.” minus the syncopation, and adding
modest observations so high-flown “Because it’s guesswork,” Dor- “. . . one hell of a transmitter!” the next two terms; all this beamed
a title,” Dorsey said. “I’d simply sey explained. “This may be the Dorsey said. toward Alpha Centauri. And two
years ago, the Defense Depart- “I was joking,” I said. “I was to talk this up around the Big Tank be morally right to allow this
ment cut other programs to the pretending to be the hero of one of to see how
many want to break out group of ambassadors to be made
bone to start construction of Orion those TV
space-operas we used to with us. What the sex-distribution up of ‘normal,’ contaminated hu-
Zeta, the sixth of the big nuclear- watch . . .But if I were serious, I of the volunteers is,
whether we’ve mans? To carry to a possibly de-
pulse ships. She’s up in von Weiz- don’t think a mere century and a got the right range of specialists fenseless population a mixed bag
sacker Crater on the back of the quarter would faze me. We to man Bud?”
a spaceship. Right, of goodies like Micrococcus ureae,
moon now, John, nearly finished. couldn’t reach our goal in person, “It’s your dream,” Dorsey said. Bacillus vulgaris, Staphylococcus
She’s not meant to call at solar- Bud; but we could send our chil- “O.K. Immermann Man appears aureus, Mycobacterium tubercu-
system ports.” dren’s children. All we’d need to to have been germ-free,” I said. losis— a whole spectrum of benign
“The government thinks, and make the trip, if I were serious “Perhaps his culture had been gno- and malignant bacteria? Remem-
you think, that our operator four about my suggestion, would be a tobiotic for so long that they’d ber, Bud, bugs that are benign or
and a half light-years from here few more volunteers. A proper pro- forgotten the existence of micro- only mildly pernicious on earth
was human,” I said. portion of those volunteers had organisms. Landing on other might prove to be killers away
“I can’t speak for the govern- best be philoprogenitive females.” planets, they’d not rediscover the from home.”
ment. But that’s what I think. Isn’t danger of infectious disease till it “Lots of maybes,” Dorsey said.
it human to toss notes out to sea U r) O you think the BICUSPID was too late. Suddenly they’d start “Lots of perhapses.”
in bottles? What’s more human brass will be happy to see falling,dying of illnesses as mys-
than dropping a joke into an arith- its expensive guinea-pigs taking terious tothem as the plague was 64 T ’VE got one more shaft in the
metical table?” off into space?” Dorsey asked. to men of the Renaissance. This quiver,” I said. “This one’s
“All we’ve got to do to prove “Since ’29, John, there’s been may have been the manner in got a poisoned point, and it carries
your splendid guess is to highjack eighty million bucks poured into which the original owner of the the names of our keepers. It’s dirty,
a germ-free spaceship,” I said. gnotobiotics here at Central Uni- Immermann skull died, on Mars. Bud. It’s hardly fair to Dr. Mc-
“You and me and any of the other versity.We’re the payoff. We can We have a reasonable suspicion Queen to use such blackmail.”
Lapins who feel as we do. We’ll go hardly expect Dr. McQueen to that there was germ-free human “Blackmail sounds like just
shake the hand — or other prehen- stand on the launching-pad, tossing life in our corner of the galaxy what we need,” Dorsey said.
sile member, if he’s not human roses and shouting Bon Voyage as twenty thousand years ago. Per- “O.K. Thirty of us were bom
after all — of our Centaurian we blast off forever.” haps, as you suggested, these visi- into the Big Tank,” I said. “One
thread-jockey. What’s to keep our “I think they could be per- tors were members of an explora- has already died as a result of his
feet in the mud, when our heads suaded to be, if not enthusiastic, at tion party. From Alpha Centauri? mental state, caused by imprison-
are ’way the hell out in a southern least resigned to our departure,” I Is our ham who hammered out the ment. Another is certain to die
constellation?” said. table-of-squares a member of that within the next few days. Had they
“I Herr Doktor, that
gather, “It does prisoners good to plot gnotobiotic race? Is he our brother been entirely sane, Mike Bohrman
you jest,” Dorsey said. “If you were escape-plans, even when they’re as in purity?” and Mary deWitte wouldn’t have
serious, I’d point out one minor obviously fantastic as this one,” “Go on, Johnny,” Dorsey said. shed their sterility-suits outside
flaw in your blueprint for adven- Dorsey said. “Go on, John.” “You ain’t even winded, yet.” the Tank. Without purpose to their
would take our little band
ture. It “As you say, our purpose in this “The Orion Zeta is being built lives, they cracked up.
hundred twenty-five
of pirates one adventure would be to escape,” I for deep space,” I went on. “Some “Two of us dead in the first
years to get to Alpha Centauri, said. “There’s no place on earth group from earth is certain to set twenty-six years of the human
after we’d stolen the ship. That’s that can take us, so we’re forced out in her on the four-generation studies at BICUSPID,” I went on.
with the gas-pedal to the floor.” to escape into space. We’ll have hop to Alpha Centauri. Would it “Two, out of an original thirty. An
ine, homogenized-milk Alma got to get that ship.” rarely seen: the circle-with-arrow weighs five hundred thousand tons,
Momma. She even gives us an al- “We’ll get it,” she said. “Under- symbol of Mars had within it a Dr. Bogardus.”
lowance to buy airmail stamps for stand, Johnny, it’s not the profes- “III,” signifying that its wearer had “You’re mistaken, Colonel,
our collection, or bar-bells, or gas sional challenge that makes me been a member Mars
of the Third when you say that the University’s
for our sports-car. She’s given us want to blast off for Alpha Cen- Expedition, back in the days when investments in gnotobiotic research
everything we need for happiness. tauri with four generations to feed, a flight to Mars had been some- over the past eighty years will be
Everything, Firebird, but purpose. I’ve got no special urge to tame thing more than a teamster’s run. lost if we Lapins end our part of
That’s why we’re all going nuts — frontiers. The reason I’m going - The Marsman Badge was balanced the experiment. That’s not true.
why Mike went barefoot in the forgiveme for mentioning it again, by the star-topped, laurel-wreathed That investment has been repaid
snow and Mary used love for a and cold sober — is to stay near, — and anachronistic — silver wings many times over. More has been
why we’ve
suicide-weapon. That’s you.” of a Command Pilot. learned of human physiology, nu-
As shook hands with Colonel
I trition, and disease processes in the
got to break free.” Istood up, drawing her up after
“Free?” she asked. “You mean, me, and was struck again by the Barrett I found it difficult to con- twenty-six years’ study of germ-
free to step outside the Big aptness of the nickname, “chastity- ceal the envy that writhed in me. free humans than was learned con-
Tank,
shed our sterility-suits, turn septic suit.” He’d seen the continents spread cerning these subjects during any
- and die?” “Perhaps I’ve overestimated the cloud-flecked on the receding, curv- similar period in medical history.
“I mean free to step off earth.” effectiveness of a certain taboo,” I ing earth, the stars shining beside “And, Colonel,” I went on,
We sat by mutual consent on a said. “Come sweet Firebird.
on, the sun against the black sky. He’d “we’re not untrained. Bud Dorsey,
bench beneath a sugar maple, Let’s get back to the Tank to help splashed across the dust-carpet of to your right, is an astrophysicist
brushing aside half an inch of mul- Bud recruit the rest of our crew.” the moon, tasted water melted who worked with the Agassiz Ob-
ticolored leaves. I told the Firebird from the polar cap of Mars. As a servatory team in mapping the
member of Expedition Three, he’d interstellar anti-matter dust clouds.
^ OLONEL
of the broadcast from a southern Z"1 Barrett was young
star, and about the Immermann for eagles. My
fellow volun- been with the crew of the Orion Dr. Keto Hannamuri is a pedia-
skull. I told her all I knew about teers-designate and I, all twenty- Gamma when Immermann dis- trician. Dorothy Damien, our Fire-
the Orion rockets, the nuclear- eight of us, were gathered in the covered the twenty-thousand-year- bird, is a dietitian.Fizz Ewell is a
pulse ships that had gone through lounge of English Hall, creaking old skull at the base of Roosevelt nuclear engineer. Karl Fyrmeis-
five prototypes to reach the Zeta. and wheezing in our sterility-suits, Ridge. ter’s degree is in chem engineering,
“She’s built to travel light-years,” looking very ready for hard space. Colonel Barrett addressed his as is Janie Bohrman’s. Gloria Moss
I said. “I’m going with her when The colonel wore crisp blues. remarks to me. “Central Univer- is working on her doctorate in
she leaves.” His tunic was decorated by a triple sity,” he said, “will lose the results sociology. Her thesis, Colonel,
“Of course, I’m going with you,” row of medals-for-merit. It was not of an eighty-million-dollar invest- deals with the social dynamics of
she said. “Your spacemen will need his fault that he wore no battle- ment if you people leave. They’ll small human groups such as ours.
a dietitian to make metabolic sense stars. Barrett had graduated from be getting off cheap, compared to Alfred MacCoy, standing behind
out of algal soups and hydroponic the Air Academy into our seem- us.The Defense Department has you, has written three symphonies
salads for the couple of gen-
first ingly endless Pax Desperandum. been requested to turn over to you and an oratorio so far; and R.C.A.
erations, and to teach the young- He’d never had a chance to see a twenty-eight untrained grounds- Victor has threaded them all with
sters to take over the kitchen once roentgen radiated in anger. The men the greatest spaceship yet theNew York Philharmonic. Lucy
they’re on their own.” Marsman Badge at the center of built, the first of the interstellar Cashdollar has had her works of
ships. The Zeta cost the taxpayers sculpture displayed in the National
38 GALAXY WORLD IN A BOTTLE 39
Gallery and at London’s Tate. organisms, cluttering up the pic- “You’re right, Miss Damien,” surrected to vegetable life in the
There are some few resources ture for the bacteriologists who Colonel Barrett said. “My new hydroponic tanks of the ship.
here, Colonel.” were scheduled to arrive later. The assignment is a vital one. You must We Lapins clustered close to-
“I didn’t intend to belittle your Chief of Staff said that if there is forgive me if I seemed curt and gether on the moon-dust, staring
intellectual accomplishments, Dr. a germ-free population on one of unfriendly.” He paused. “I’ve been up the sides of our ship. Her upper
Bogardus,” the Colonel said. “I’ve the Centaurus planets, we must trying to hide my
feelings, but evi- reaches were hidden by the globu-
read your dossiers. They’re impres- not initiate our contact with them dently I failed. You see, Miss lar bulge of the enormous thrust-
sive. When I called you untrained, by handing out the sort of prizes Damien, my wife and I had headed chamber, where kiloton capsules
what I really meant was that Cook’s crew brought to the South the previous list of volunteers — of nuclear fuel would be fired,
you’re totally unskilled in terms Seas — measles, tuberculosis, the contaminated crew.” three a second, to blast us into
of my own specialty. I meant that smallpox. We can’t know that even space. In this great ship our chil-
none you knows anything of the innocuous bacteria might not be OOKING from the ports of the dren would be born and would die,
skills of
of
simple chemical rocketry, fatal to a gnotobiotic, alien popu- L rocket that had brought us and our grandchildren as well.
much less the techniques required lation. So you go.” from Memorial Orbital Station, From the Zeta, our aged great-
to lift half a million tons on a “Colonel,” I said, “I’m sure that I’d thought von Weizsacker Crater grandchildren, limping down long
nuclear-pulse thrust.” Washington didn’t give up the Zeta the most impressive sight I’d ever ladderways to the exit-hatches on
“We can learn,” I said. to us out of sheer altruism. What’s seen. The Orion Zeta looked from the arms of their teen-aged grand-
“I hope so,” Colonel Barrett their real reason?” our height like nothing so much as sons, would step onto the soil of a
said, “because I’ve been ordered “Where else could we get a crew a miniature silver cocktail-shaker, planet that circled Alpha Centauri.
to teach you.” of twenty-eight men and women glinting at the center of the vast One hundred and twenty-five
who’ve given proof they can live circle of von Weizsacker. years from now, I thought, clasping
it
W” E’RE
manded.
in?” Bud Dorsey de-
Barrett
together for a long period of time,
peaceably, retaining a fair degree
Miss Moss’s studies in
Later, standing a few hundred
feet from Zeta’s base, I’d found the
order of impressiveness reversed.
the Firebird’s hand in mine. So
little in history, so big in human
“You’re in,” Colonel of sanity? lives!
said.“The decision in the Penta- group dynamics were most inter- The great ship was a tower of fif- One hundred and twenty-five
gon went against my recommen- esting to the Chief of Staff. Doubt- teen hundred feet, blacking out the years ago, the Brooklyn Bridge
dation that professionals in rock- less they did much to influence his stars like a geometric mountain; had been brand-new. U.S. Grant,
etry be recruited for the Alpha decision in your favor.” while the crater’s twenty-thousand- defrauded and cancer-ridden, was
Centauri flight. The generals “There’s one thing I don’t un- foot ringwall, so far away in all gritting his teeth against the pain
liked your argument, Dr. Bogar- derstand, Colonel Barrett.” directions, was no more obtrusive to write his memoirs. President
dus, that we
should send a germ- “What’s that, Miss Damien?” that a decorative hedge. This ship, Chester A. Arthur had just signed
free ship and a germ-free crew to a he asked. I thought, is the intelligent comet into law a bill prohibiting poly-
possibly germ-free planet. In a “Why is it that you seem so un- on which we’d be passengers until gamy in the territories.
sense, this is tradition. Back in the happy about our being accepted as the day we died, some two and a As far away as those things lay
moon-missiles were sponged
’50s, the Zeta’s crew?” she asked. “After fraction light-years away from our goal.
down with Lysol before launch- all, you’ve been given the duty of home. We were guaranteed immor- We entered the sublunarian
ing, just in case they got where training us to take her between though, in our offspring. Our
tality, chambers beneath the ship. Dr.
they were aimed at. Our people stars. That’s a pretty important descendants would very literally McQueen had preceded us here;
didn’t want to contaminate the assignment, isn’t it, even for a bird become flesh of our flesh, bone of and under his direction the Orion
moon’s surface with earthly micro- colonel?” our bone, as our bodies were re- Zeta had been made as aseptic as
Illustrated by DILLON
HE
T
younger.
ing to
boy on the riverbank
was named Kimmy. He was
eleven, but he looked
He stood as though listen-
some distant sound.
willow trees stood limp in the early
evening quiet.
It
It
wasn’t the Russian River.
was the Sacred Iss.
The sun had touched the gem-
There was a tarnished nickel- encrusted cliffs of the shore of the
plated faucet in his hand and a Lost Sea of Korus and had van-
wooden sword had been thrust ished, leaving only the stillness of
through the belt of his denim shorts. dusk and the lonely cry of high fly-
The river ran still and deep, gray ing waterbirds.
and green in the eddies, with the From downstream came the
smell of late summer rising out of faintsound of music. It might have
the slow water. The madrone and been a phonograph playing a Rudy
tian
Kimmy shifted the
radium pistol into
heavy Mar-
his left hand
liant. Mars gleamed
against the sable night.
russet-colored
He smiled, T HE water swirled warm and
velvetyaround his ankles.
ter the Warlord, Tars Tarkas the
Great Green Jeddak, and all the
remembering again. So long a road There, behind that madrone tree, beautiful brave people.
and checked his harness. A soft from then to now. Kimmy thought with delicious hor- The hated Father of Therns
smile touched his lips and he He stopped smiling and turned ror. Was that a Plant Man? He sang with Vallee’s voice: Come
brushed a dark fall of hair out of his away from the window. The road could see the thick white trunk and withme where southern skies will
eyes. He was well armed. had also been hard. Combat, test the bloodsucking arms— watch you with a million eyes —
There was nothing he had to fear flying,competition all the way. The The radium weight made
pistol’s Kimmy’s eyes narrowed.
from the Plant Men. goddam headshrinkers were the his wrist ache, but he clung to it He waded stealthily across the
His bare feet turned upstream, toughest, always wanting him to tightly. He could not cope with a shallows of the Sacred Iss. He
away from the sound of the phono- bug out on the deal because of their Plant Man with a sword alone. The could see Matai Shang, the Them
graph, toward the shallows in the brainwave graphs and word asso- certainty of coming battle made Father, resplendent in his jeweled
river that would permit him to ciation tests and Rorschach blots. him smile a little, the way John harness and his yellow wig and
cross and continue his search for “You’re a lonely man, Kimball.” Carter would smile if he were here Holy Diadem, spreading his arms
Tars Tarkas along the base of the “Too much imagination could be in the Valley of Korus ready to at- out to the sunset. He stood safely
Golden Cliffs . . . bad for this job.” tack the white Therns and their in his balcony above the river while
Kimball shook his head and Plant Men. the Plant Men responded to his
r
''HE Charge of Quarters said, grinned slightly. You couldn’t For a moment Kimmy felt a Were they gathering to attack
call.
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“Oh three hundred, Major. blame them in a way.What was it thrill of apprehension. The deepen- Tars Tarkas or another band of
Briefing in thirty minutes.” like when a man sat there with ing stillness of the riparian dusk helpless pilgrims?
Major Kimball tried to see him pentothal in his veins and enceph- was closing in all around him. Even Matai Shang looked a little like
inthe early morning gloom. He had alograph electrodes on his head and the music of the phonograph was Mr. Grossman standing on the
not been asleep. It would have told you about the still waters of very, very faint. Above him, the verandah of his cottage. But that
been wasteful to spend these last Korus, or the pennons flying from great vault of the sky was chang- was all right. The dreadful Valley
few hours sleeping. Instead, he had the twin towers of Greater Helium, ing from pink to gray to dusty blue. of Korus was wonderfully alive
been remembering — or the way the tiny slanting sun A bright star was breaking through with adventure. It didn’t matter
He said, “All right, Sergeant. gleamed at dawn through the rig- the curtain of fading light. He knew thatMatai Shang looked like Mr.
Coming up.” ging of a flyer? itwas Venus, the Evening Star. But Grossman and sang like Rudy
He swung his feet to the bare Cry in the wilderness, head- let it be Earth, he thought. And in- Vallee.
boards and sat for a moment wish- shrinkers! He thought of them with stead of white, let it be the color of Kimmy stepped cautiously ashore
ing he hadn’t given up smoking. He satisfaction. There were five picked an emerald. and moved into the cover of a
could almost imagine the textured for Project Mercury. But only one He paused in midstream, letting clump of willows. The sky was
leases by the PIO. Now they sat him. It must be a bitter thing, he
listening to the briefing being de- thought, to wish to know the hu-
livered by General Hazel, the man mind and find only shadows.
Project Officer. Occasionally Kim- Stephen Crane once wrote: There
ball would surprise one of the news- is nothing but opinion — and opin-
are always applicants for a nearly- minus one hour and five minutes. [
sure-death job — why this particu- The countdown on the rocket had
lar one? begun twenty -five minutes ago. No
Well, Kimball thought, why not? hold so far; none expected.
Maybe Project Ares was meant to Kimball looked around at the'
be mine from the beginning. red eyes and open mouths. What
General Hazel talked, reading have I to do with you now? There
from the mimeographed sheet. He are worse things than being alone.
was skirting some highly sensitive Outside the bunker, the night lay j
areas. He spoke carefully and with- warm and still over the base. Flood- i
— the celebration in his honor that, pilot wondered. The others were
of course, he hadn’t attended. leaving them alone.
46 GALAXY
“We haven’t gotten on too well, You know that,” Steinhart said. “Thanks.” Kimball answered thing about loonies, Kim. It’s just
have we, Major?” Steinhart said “It’s just some of the things—” him across a widening gulf. that we have so little data on the
in a quiet voice. Kimball said, “I talked too I
“You’ll have a long, lonely wait psychology of spaceflight.”
Kimball thought: He’s pale much.” for the next shoot,” Steinhart said. “That’s what I’m supposed to
skinned and very blond. What is “You had to.” “I’ve got my instructions,” Kim- provide, isn’t it, Colonel?” Kimball
it that he reminds me of? Shouldn’t “You wouldn’t think my secret I
ball said. was looking up at the sky.
there be a diadem on his forehead? was so dangerous, woujd you?”
life “Two years alone—” “What I’m trying to say, Kim, is
He smiled vaguely into the whis- Kimball said, smiling. They are all so sure I’ll be alone, that a man of your type sometimes
pering night. That’s what it was. The doctor made an impatient I
Kimball thought. He glanced up regresses—”
Odd that he should have forgotten. gesture. “You won’t try to under- I at the red planet low on the horizon “Doctor,” Kimball said patiently,
How many of my generation, he stand.” and smiled. Amber smoke was ris- “I passed all the tests.”
with some fantastic jewel on their now?” should know about. Something you rumble of the tires on the concrete,
foreheads? “For the record? More therapy?” should be prepared for.” the murmur of the motor. I could
‘We’ve done as well as could be “No. This is for me. I’d like to “Yes?” be wrong, he thought. After all,
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neurosis already? If they had only in black and orange, against the
membering that Kimball had given And he remembered what she said. listened to me, Steinhart thought. first flickerings of the false dawn.
them up because of the Project. “You don’t live here, Kim.” That !
Steinhart continued, “Our tests
Kimball caught the doctor’s move- was a strange thing for a wife to say. showed you to be a schizoid — well 1Z~IMMMY saw the girls before
ment and half smiled. He’s good, But there was no point in telling compensated, of course. You know they saw him. In their new,
the pilot thought. He’s very good. Steinhart. He’d make something thereis no such thing as an abso- low-waisted middies and skirts,
Friendly, compassionate, con- significant out of it. lutely normal human being. We all they looked strange and out of
cerned. They probably taught him “She didn’t like the life,” Kim- have toward one or
tendencies place standing by the pebbled
that in medical school. ball said with finality. more types of aberration. In your shore of the Sacred Iss.
“I didn’t try to kill the assign- The doctor frowned. “She knew ;
case, the symptoms are an over- They were his sisters, Rose and
ment for you, Kim,” the doctor said. you were a career officer. What did active imagination and sometimes Margaret, older than he at fifteen
“Well, it doesn’t matter now." she expect?” an inability to distinguish reality and seventeen. But they were walk-
“No, I suppose not. I just don’t Kimball didn’t answer. He had from — well, fancy.” ing into the Valley of Korus and
j
want you to think of me as an forgotten Steinhart already. He “You headshrinkers see a looney into danger. Behind him he could
enemy.” was looking out across the ramp at under every bush,” Kimball said hear the rustle of the Plant Men as
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Kimball shrugged. The bindings the Project Ares launching pad. vaguely. the evening breeze came up and
of his pressure suit creaked slightly. Dr. Steinhart sighed and said, “I Steinhart felt futile and out of touched the willows.
“Kimm-eee—
[
“Your record is good all the way. wish you luck, Kim. I mean that.” his depth. “No one is saying any-
j
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48 GALAXY THE HILLS OF HOME 49
They were calling him. In the weaving a pattern of skillful sword- And his mother, tall and In time he opened the shielded
vea r-old.
deepening dusk their voices carried ports.
points in the shifting light of the
shadowy, standing on the screen-
far down the river. two moons. porch of the rented cottage and
He shrank from what he saw.
“Mr. Grossman, have you seen “Kimmmm— eee! We know you saying exasperatedly:
“You worry Desolation! An eternity of waste-
Kimmy?” can hear us! Momis going to be
us so running
off like that, Kimmy!” land.
The hated Father of Therns mad at you! Answer us, you hear?” He thought with vague amuse- Red sands blowing across a sere
shrugged and pulled on his galluses. If only Tars Tarkas would come ment: “I’ve really run off now.”
and sterile plain. Emptiness.
“Kimmm-eeee— !” now! If only the Great Green Jed- It was good to dream of the low,
“I’m alone,” he murmured.
Kimmy knew he should answer dak would come splashing across beamed ceiling of the cottage and The dry, icy wind plucked at the
he did not. Behind him scored surfaces of the cone.
then, but the stream on his huge thoat, his the thick close darkness of the sum-
he could hear the Plant Men ap- two swords clashing— mer nights. Oh, there had been He could feel panic clutching at
proaching. He shivered with de- “I see him! He’s hiding in that such longing. For something.
him. The protective suit he wore
licious horror. He stood very still clump of willows!” What was it? A place, a time? seemed to press in on him, suffo-
and listened to his sisters talking, “Kimmy, you come here this in- Perhaps that. The place was a catingly.
letting their voices carry into the stant!” world of low red hills and a sky The wasteland beyond the port
clump of willows where he hid from The Valley of Korus was fading, that burned deep blue through had been a wasteland for ten times
long, long days. And canals — yes,
the dangers of the Valley of the blurring. The Golden Cliffs were ten million years. Kimball felt the
Lost Sea of Korus. turning into sandy, worn riverbanks were clear and still. And
canals that weight of these years pressing on
“Where is that little brat, any- and the battlements and balconies what was the time? The
the time, his sanity.
way?” were the verandahs of summer cot- timewas youth. The time was to- He began to whimper softly.
“He always wanders off just at tages. morrow and yesterday. The time “Help me,” he said pleadingly.
dinnertime and then we have to The faucet felt heavy in Kim- never was. “Help me, Kimmy—”
find him. It isn’t fair!” my’s grimy hand. He shivered— not But the place? Something began to move on the
“Playing with that silly old fau- with wonder now, with cold. Kimball thought with sudden great empty desert.
cet!” Cruel mimicry now. “My ray- He walked out of the willows, wonder I’m going to Mars!
: Kimball cried out with joy and
dee-yum pistol—” stumbling on the rocks. There were routine duties in the clawed desperately at the hatch.
“Oh, where is he anyway? Kimm- tiny cone. That way time slipped Suddenly the inner pressure
eee, you answer!” ]tf AJOR Kimball lay like an by as all around the missile spread jerked the valve from his hand and
Something died in him. He tried embryo in the nose cone. the stunning, star-dusted night. he plunged to the rusty sand, his
hard to keep it alive. It wasn’t a fau- Time was not. Time became the ears cracking and his lungs gasping
cet. It was a radium pistol! Tars ticking of the timers and immense TTE had been confined for nearly for air in the thin Martian atmo-
Tarkas the Great Green Jeddak speed. a hundred days when the de- sphere. His vision was cloudy and
had given it to him himself! He was thinking of that summer scending orbital spiral began. The his head felt light.
He
looked at his sisters with dis- when the river lay and deep
still great ribbon parachute burst from Something was moving on the
may. They weren’t really his sisters. under the hanging willows. Never the nose cone. plain.
They were Therns with their yel- before and never afterward had it Heat. Terrible heat and tum- A shadowy cavalcade.
low hair and pale skins. He and held that same evocative magic. He bling blows. Kimball never knew Strange, monstrous men on fan-
John Carter and Tars Tarkas had remembered his sisters, thin and when the cone landed. He lay for tasticwar-mounts, long spears and
fought them many times, piling angular creatures as he recalled a long while, shocked and injured, flutteringpennons. Huge golden
their bodies for barricades and them through the eyes of an eleven- but alive. chariots with scythes flashing on
and then
BEAC
ing lungs. his feet, stumbling happily across
“Kimm-eeee!”
A huge green warrior on a gray
monster of a thoat was beckoning
the empty, lifeless plain.
He knew the voice, he knew the
man, and he knew the hills that he
SCEN
to him, pointing toward the low hills must reach before he died.
on the oddly near horizon. They were the hills of home.
“Kimm-eeee!” — ALFRED COPPEL
By MARSHALL KING
R.S.Y.P.
You are most cordially invited to the 18th World Science Fiction
URNIE ran laughing and it from the scrutiny
far behind. Safe
Convention, to be held at the Penn-Sheraton Hotel, Pittsburgh, Pa.,
Labor Day weekend, September
Blish,
5, 1960.
17, Pa. Make your checks or money orders payable to P. Schuyler Mil-
ler, Treasurer, or to 18th World Science Fiction Convention Committee.
for Purnie's game — but his new
stake out your claim.” get Mr. Forbes’s pennant raised This is pioneering.” 13 URNIE saw one of the animals
“Bah! Bunch of damn children.” and his claim staked out, the “Of course. And if I’m not mis- hovering around him with a
As Purnie followed along, a leg sooner we can take time to look taken, you’ve set up a neat little little box. Thankful for the atten-
shot out at him and missed. “Ben- around. Lively now!” escrow system so that you not only tion, he stood on his head. “Can you
son, will you get this bug-eyed kan- own the planets, but you will vir- do this?” He was overjoyed at the
garoo away from me!” Purnie HEN the three animals went tually own the people who are fool- reaction. They all started making
shrieked with joy at this new frolic back to join the rest of theii ish enough to buy land on them.” wonderful noises, and he felt most
and promptly stood on his head. In group, the first two resumed walk- could have your hide for talk-
“I satisfied.
this position he got an upside down ing: Purnie followed along. ing to me like this. Damn you, man! “Stand back, Captain! Here’s the
view of them walking away. ‘Well, Benson, you won’t have It’s people like me who pay your source right here! This little chuck-
He
gave up trying to stay with to look far for materials to use for way. It’s people like me who give walla’s hotter than a plutonium
them. Why did they move so fast, the base of the flag pole. Look at your space ships some place to go. pile!”
anyway? What was the hurry? As that rockpile up there. It’s people like me who pour good “Let me see that, Miles. Well,
he sat down and began eating his “Can’t use them. They’re petri- money into a chancey job like this, I’ll be damned! Now what do you
lunch, three more of the creatures fied logs. The ones on top are too so that people like you can get suppose—”
came along making excited noises, high to carry down, and if we move away from thirteen-story tenement By nowthey had formed a wi-
apparently trying to catch up to the those on the bottom, the whole houses. Did you ever think of dening circle around him, and he
first two. As they passed him, he works will slide down on top of us.” that?” was hard put to think of an encore.
held out his lunch. “Want some?” ‘Well—that’s your problem. Just “I imagine you’ll triple your He gambled on trying a brand new
No response. remember, I want this flag pole to money in six months.” trick: he stood on one leg.
Playing held more promise than be solid. It’s got to stand at least—" When they stopped, Purnie “Benson, I must have that ani-
eating. He left his lunch half eaten “Don’t worry, Forbes, we’ll get stopped. he had been inter-
At first mal! Put him in a box.”
and went down to where they had your monument erected. What’s ested in the strange sounds they “Now wait a minute, Forbes.
stopped further along the beach. this with the flag? There must be were making, but as he grew used Universal Law forbids—”
“Captain Benson, sir! Miles has more to staking a claim than just to them, and as they in turn ignored “Thisis my planet and I am the
detected strong radiation in the putting up a flag.” his presence, he hopped alongside law. Put him in a box!”
vicinity. He’s trying to locate it “There is, there is. Much more. chattering to himself, content to be “With my crew as witness, I offi-
now.” I’ve taken care of all requirements in their company. cially protest—”
“There you are, Forbes. Your set down by law to make my claim. He heard more of these sounds “Good God, what a specimen to
new piece of real estate is going to But the flag? Well, you might say coming from behind, and he turned take back. Radio-active animals!
58 GALAXY BEACH SCENE 59
Why, they can reproduce them- powers the little fella has. Play it passed, he might see a sign point-
selves, of course! There must be safe and use the rope.”
and deliberately ran within a few
the lead box, then, just as ing to their purpose. He limped by
feet of
thousands of these creatuf es around “I swear he knows what we’re
the nearest pursuer was about to
one who had in his hand a small
here someplace. And to think of saying. Look at those eyes.”
push him in, he sidestepped onto shiny object that had been emit-
those damn fools on Earth with “All right, careful now with that
safer ground. Then he heard a deaf-
ing smoke from one end; the smoke
their plutonium piles! Hah! Now line.”
ening roar and felt a warm, wet now billowed in lifeless curls about
I’ll have investors flocking to me. “Come on, baby. Here you go.
one of his legs. the animal’s head. He hobbled by
sting in
How about it, Benson — does pio- That’s a boy!”
“Forbes, you fool! Put away that another who held a small box that
neering pay off or doesn’t it?”
gun!” had previously made a hissing
“Not so fast. Since this little fel- TJURNIE took in these sounds “There you are, boys. It’s all in sound whenever Purnie was near.
low is radioactive, there may be with perplexed concern. He These things
knowing how. Just winged him, told him nothing. Be-
great danger to the crew—” sensed the imploring quality of the
that’s all. Now pick him up.” fore starting his climb up the knoll,
“Now look here! You had creature with the rope, but he didn’t
was nothing: he passed a tripon which, true to its
The pang in his leg
planned to put mineral specimens know what he was supposed to do. reputation, was comical even in
purnie’s misery lay in his confusion.
in a lead box, so what’s the differ- He cocked his head to one side as
What had he done wrong? When fright. Startled by the loud explo-
ence? Put him in a box.” he wiggled in anticipation.
he saw the noose spinning toward sion, it had jumped four feet into
“He’ll die.” He saw the noose spinning down the air before Purnie had stopped
him again, he involuntarily stopped
“I have you under contract, Ben- toward his head, and, before he Now
time. He knew better than to use time. ithung there, its beak
son! You are responsible to me, and knew it, he had scooted out of the
this power carelessly, but his ac- stuffed with seaweed and its three
what’s more, you are on my proper- circle and up the sandy beach. He
tion now was reflex. In that split legs drawn up into a squatting po-
ty. Put him in a box.” was surprised at himself for run-
second following the sharp sting in sition.
Pumie was tired. First the time- ning away. Why had he done it? He
mind had grasped in all
his leg, his Leaving the assorted statues be-
stopping, then this. While this day wondered. Never before had he felt
directions an acceptable
to find hind, he limped his way up the
had brought more fun and excite- this fleeting twinge that made him
course of action. Finding none, it knoll, torn between leaving and
ment than he could have hoped for, want to protect himself. staying. What an odd place, this
had ordered the stoppage of time.
the strain was beginning to tell. He He watched the animals huddle The scene around him became ocean country! He wondered why
lay in the center of the circle hap- around the box on the beach, their he had not heard more detail about
a tableau once more. The noose
pily exhausted, hoping that his attention apparently diverted to
hung motionless over his head the beach animals.
friends would show him some of something else. He wished now that
while the rest of the rope snaked Reaching the top of the bluff, he
their own tricks. he had not run away; he felt he had
its way in transverse waves back to looked down upon his silent friends
He didn’t have to wait long. The lost his chance to join in their fun.
one of the two-legged animals. Pur- with a feeling of deep sorrow. How
animals forming the circle stepped “Wait!” He ran over to his half-
nie dragged himself through the he wished he were down there play-
back and made way for two others eaten lunch, picked it up, and ran
ing with them. But he knew at last
congregation, whimpering from his
who came through carrying a box. back into the little crowd. “I’ve got
inability to understand. that theirs was a game he didn’t fit
Purnie sat up to watch the show. my lunch, want some?” As he worked his way past one into. Now there was nothing left
“Hell, Captain, why don’t I just The party came to life once but to resume time and start the
creature after another, he tried at
pick him up? Looks he has no
like more. His friends ran this way and
long walk home. Even though the
first to not look them in the eye,
intention of running away.” that, and at last Purnie knew that
forhe felt sure he had done some- short day was nearly over, he knew
“Better not, Cabot. Even though the idea was to get him into the box.
thing wrong. Then he thought that he didn’t dare use time-stopping to
you’re shielded, no telling what He picked up the spirit of the tease, by sneaking a glance at them as he get himself home in nothing flat.
60 GALAXY BEACH SCENE 61
«J — I can’t move, Captain. My Scarcely noticing his own in-
His fatigued body and clouded Purnie moved across the top of
mind were strong signals that he the rockpile for a last look at his leg, it’s . . . My God, we’re going to jured leg, he ferried one victim
drown!” after another until there were no
had already abused this faculty. friends. His weight on the end of
“Look around you, Cabot. Can more in the surf. Up on the beach,
the first log started the slide. Slow-
you see anyone moving?” he started unraveling the logs that
VjfTHEN Purnie started time ly at first, the giant pencils began
" again, the animal with the cascading down the short distance “The men on the beach are near- pinned down the animals caught
there. He removed a log from the
to the sand. Purnie fell back onto ly buried, Captain. And the rest of
noose stood in open-mouthed dis- lap of one, who then remained in
solid ground, horrified at the spec- us here in the water—”
belief as the rope fell harmlessly to
“Forbes. Can you see Forbes? a sitting position, his face con-
the sand — on the spot where Pur- tacle before him. The agonizing
Maybe he’s—” His sounds were cut torted into a frozen mask of agony
nie had been standing. screams of the animals below filled
off by a wavelet gently rolling over
and shock. Another,with the
“My God, he’s — he’s gone.” him with hysteria.
weight removed, rolled over like an
The boulders caught most of his head.
Then another of the animals, the
iron statue into a new position. Pur-
Purnie could wait no longer. The
one with the smoking thing in his them as they stood ankle-deep in
tides were all but covering one of nie whimpered in black misery as
hand, ran a few steps toward the the surf. Others were pinned down
the animals, and soon the others he surveyed the chaotic scene be-
noose, stopped and gaped at the on the sand.
would be in the same plight. Dis- fore him.
rope. “All right, you people, what’s “I didn’t mean it!” Purnie
regarding the consequences, he or- At last he could do no more; he
going on here? Get him in that box. screamed. “I’m sorry! Can’t you
dered time to stop. felt consciousness slipping away
What did you do with him?” hear?” He hopped back and forth
Wading down into the surf, he from him.
The resumption of time meant near the edge of the rise, torn with
worked a log off one victim, then he He instinctively knew that if he
nothing at all to those on the beach, panic and shame. “Get up! Please
tugged the animal up to the sand. lost his senses during a period of
for to them time had never stopped. get up!”He was horrified by the
Through blinding tears, Purnie time-stopping, events would pick
The only thing they could be sure moans reaching his ears from the
worked slowly and carefully. He up where they had left off . . . with-
of was that at one moment there beach. “You’re getting all wet! Did
knew there was no hurry — at least, out him. For Purnie, this would be
had been a fuzzy creature hopping you hear me? Please get up.” He
not as far as his friends’ safety was death. If he had to lose conscious-
around in front of them, and the was choked with rage and sorrow.
concerned. No matter what their ness, he knew he must first resume
next moment he was gone. How could he have done this? He time.
condition of life or death was at
“Ishe invisible, Captain? Where wanted his friends to get up and
this moment, it would stay the Step by step he plodded up the
is he?” shake themselves off, tell him it
same way until he started time little hill, pausing every now and
“Up there, Captain! On those was all right. But it was beyond his
him?” power to bring it about.
again. He made his way deeper into then to consider if this were the
rocks. Isn’t that
the orange liquid, where a raised moment to start time before it was
“Well, I’ll be damned!” The lapping tide threatened to
hand signalled the location of a sub- too late. With his energy fast drain-
“Benson, I’m holding you per- cover those in the orange surf.
merged body. The hand was clutch- ing away, he reached the top of the.
sonally responsible for this! Now knoll, and he turned to look down
ing a large white banner that was
that you’ve botched it up, I’ll bring "D URNIE worked his way down
tangled among the logs. Purnie once more on the group below.
him down my own way.” the hill, imploring them to save
Then he knew how much his
worked the animal free and pulled
“Just a minute, Forbes, let me themselves. The sounds they made
it ashore. mind and body had suffered when :
smoke.
about that gun!” me?”
62 GALAXY BEACH SCENE 63
of death,and he knew that if he “Are you men all “Hah-hah-hah! Seventeen! Ben- “Oh, him. I’m afraid not, Cap-
right?'
died the oceans would roll again “Yes sir, but-” son, I’m holding you personally tain. I — I guess I was thinking
and his friends would move about. “Who saw exactly what hap- responsible for this. Hee-hee!” mostly of myself.”
But he wanted to see them safe. pened?” “Hmmm. If I could only be sure
P URNIE
opened his eyes as I saw him. If only someone else
He mind for
tried to clear his “I’m afraid we’re not seeing
supreme effort. There was no urg- right, Captain. Those logs—” consciousness returned. Had saw him too.”
gone? “I’m afraid I don’t follow you,
ing time to start. He knew he “I know, I know. Now get hold his friends
couldn’t persuade it by bits and of yourselves.We’ve got to round He pulled himself along on his sir.”
pieces, first slowly then full ahead. up the others and get out of here stomach to a position between two “Well, damn it all, you know that
Time either progressed or while time rocks, where he could see without Forbes took a pot shot at him. Got
it didn’t. is on our side.”
He had to take one viewpoint or “But what happened, Captain?” being seen. By the light of the twin him in the leg. That being the case,
the other. “Hell, Rhodes, don’t you think moons he saw that they were leav- why would the fuzzy little devil
Then, without knowing exactly I’d like to know? Those logs are ing, marching away in groups of come back to his tormentors—back
when it happened, his mind took two and three, the weak helping to us — when we were trapped un-
so old they’re petrified. The whole
command . . bunch of us couldn’t lift one. It the weaker. As they disappeared der those logs?”
would take super-human energy to around the curving shoreline, the “Well, I guess as long as we were
TTIS came to life. The
friends move one of those things.” voices of the last two, bringing up trapped, he figured we couldn’t do
first one he saw stir lay on his “I haven’t seen anything super- the rear far behind the others, fell him any more harm I’m sorry, . . .
stomach and pounded his fists on faintly on his ears over the sound that was a stupid answer. I guess
human. Those ostriches down there
the beach. A flood of relief settled are so busy eating seaweed—” of the surf. I’m still a little shaky.”
over Purnie as sounds came from “All right, let’s bear a hand here “Is it possible that we’re all “Forget it. Look, you go ahead to
crazy, Captain?” the ship and make ready for take-
the animal. with the others. Some of them can’t
“What’s the matter with me? walk. Where’s Forbes?” but we’re not.”
“It’s possible, off. I’ll join you in a few minutes.
Somebody tell me! Am “Iwish I could be sure.” I think I’ll go back and look around.
I nuts? “He’s sitting down there in the
Miles! Schick! What’s happening?” water, Captain, crying like a baby. “See Forbes up ahead there? You know. Make sure we haven’t
“I’m coming, Rhodes! Heaven Or laughing. I can’t tell which.”
What do you think of him?” left anyone.”
help us, man — I saw it, too. We’re “We’ll have to get him. Miles, “I still can’t believe it.” “No need to do that. They’re all
either crazy or those damn logs are Schick, come along. Forbes! You “He’ll never be the same.” ahead of us. I’ve checked.”
alive!” all right?”
“Tell me something. What was my responsibility, Cabot,
“That’s
not the How about us? themost unusual thing you noticed not yours. Now go on.”
“It’s logs. “Ho-ho-ho!
Seventeen! Seven-
How’d we get out of the water? back there?”
teen! Seventeen planets, Benson,
Miles, we’re both cracking.” and do anything I say! This
they’ll
“You must be kidding, sir. Why, A S Purnie lay gathering strength
J-~*-
“I’m telling you, man, it’s the one’s got a mind of its own. Did
the way those logs were off of us for the long trek home, he saw
or rocks or whatever they are. suddenly—” through glazed eyes one of the ani-
logs, you see that little trick with the
I was looking right at them. First rocks? Ho-ho!”
“Yes, of course. But I mean be- mals coming back along the beach.
they’re on top of me, then they’re “See if you can find his gun,
side that.” When it was nearly directly below
piled up over there!” “Well, I guess I was kind of busy. him, he could hear it making sounds
Schick; he’ll either kill himself or
“Darnnit, the logs didn’t pick us one of us. Tie his hands and take
You know, scared and mixed up.” that by now had become familiar.
up out of the ocean, did they? Cap- him back to the ship. We’ll be along “But didn’t you notice our little “Where are you?”
tain Benson!” pop-eyed friend?” Purnie paid little attention to
shortly.”
We—” The sounds faded in and out the direction of the others.
on Purnie’s ears as the creature Purnie’s eyes stared, without see-
turned slowly and called in differ- ing, at the panorama before him.
ent directions. He watched the ani- The beach was deserted -now, and
mal walk over to the pile of scat- his gazewas transfixed on a shim-
tered logs and peer around and un- mering white square floating on the
der them. ocean. Across it, the last thing Pur-
“If you’re hurt I’d like to help!” nie ever saw, was emblazoned the
The twin moons were high in the word FORBES. for
sky now, and where their light — MARSHALL KING
your
information
BY WILLY LEY
THE AIR ON THE MOON
T WAS a very clear, very
cold Texas as we
night in
I
A
walked
nearly
the campus.
across
Moon was
full
straight overhead and we stop-
ped for a moment to look at
it. “Gosh,” said one of the girls,
more the Moon is not very high — OUR MOON, area of the Mare imbrium
"so clear that you can see there is no air there."
production rate. The only source could round up at the foot of the
unspecified points somewhere in postulated by Dr. Urey. On the
of carbon dioxide
on the Moon Campanile and he dropped a
space, the lighter gases first. The
surface temperature on the Moon
other hand, that figure of 275'
Fahrenheit is rather high and so would be volcanism — and the cannon ball and a musket ball
most anybody can say about this from the top of the tower. They
can be 135° centigrade (275° might the production rate of
that there might be some struck the ground simultaneously
Fahrenheit) and a useful rule, argon be. The source of argon
would be the radioactive isotope
is
the story of Galileo Galilei’s ex- but a nuisance for a man who Aristotle did not write system- A RISTOTLE, then, did not
periment from the leaning tower wants to find something in a aticallyabout motions and fall, actually speak of “fall, velo-
myself, but because it had been hurry. For this reason we didn’t which is to say he did not city of,” but of movement, and
a minor incident in my case, I even try the university library develop a theory of his own. He Galilei’s rendering which has re-
had not specially checked on it. the next morning, though there was arguing against the atomists, placed the original phrasing
While flying to my next engage- would have been time to do so. whom he disliked, and his state- might be considered a “populari-
ment I tried to remember what If this were a story, I would ments are meant to show how zation.”
Galilei himself had said in his have Professor Cooper’s book wrong they were. However, there However, it was “always”
famous Dialogues concerning
. . . waiting for me when I came is one sentence which seems to taken to apply to the speed of
Two New Sciences. He did use the home. Since this isn’t a story, it be the one Galilei had in mind: falling bodies too. Ioannos Phil-
famous argument there that the was went on two more
not. I “For any two portions of fire, oponus, who wrote a commentary
Aristotelian concept was illogical. lecture and forgot all
tours small or great, will exhibit the on Aristotle’s Physics in 533
Ifa larger stone fell faster than about But then Professor
it. same ratio of solid to void; but A. D.,said that the reasoning was
a smaller one, what would hap- Cooper’s book (entitled: Aris- the upward movement of the “absolutely false” and that this
pen if the two were tied together? totle, Galileo and the Tower of greater is quicker than that of was one of the cases where the
Would they fall still faster be- Pisa) did come and a week or the less, just as the downward phenomenon can better be tested
cause they weighed more? Or so later I got around to reading movement of a mass of gold, or by observation than by logic. “If
would the lighter stone hamper it. lead, or of any other body en- you take two masses greatly
the movement of the heavier one? It a most careful work,
is dowed with weight, is quicker in differingin weight and release
I seemed to remember that he quoting the sources in their
all proportion to its size.” This is them from the same elevation,
had spoken of experiments. original tongues as well as in quoted from his book On the you will see that the ratio of
translation. That the general Heavens. times in their movements does
A FEW lectures later I had feeling of confusion emerges Elsewhere (in Physics) he not follow the ratio of the
-^-dinner in the home of a from its pages is not Professor stated: “We see that bodies weights, but [that] the time dif-
gentleman who had a large Cooper’s fault. The story itself which have greater rhope either ference is extremely small; so
library. Yes, a biography of is confused. of weight or of lightness, if they that if the weights do not greatly
Galilei was among his books and To make it as clear as cir- are alike in other respects, move differ, but one, say, is double the
it contained the story of the cumstances permit, let us examine faster over an equal space, and other, the difference in the times
leaning tower and stated that •the whole thing piecemeal, be- in the ratio which their mag- [required for falling a given
Galilei (who was then about 26 ginning with what Aristotle said. nitudes bear to each other.” The distance] will be either none at
years old) had not published “An iron ball of one hundred Greek word rhope unfortunately all or imperceptible.”
anything while at Pisa. host My pounds, falling from a height of is quite rubbery in its meaning; Now that we know the con-
remarked, after I told him about one hundred cubits, reaches the the Latin editions of Aristotle cept Galilei was fighting, we
the inquiry I had received, that ground before a one-pound ball use velocitas or celeritas (both come to the crucial point. When
the original source was probably has fallen a single cubit.” But meaning “speed,” of course) did he drop the cannon ball and
buried in a volume with a title these are Galilei’s words (from where the original uses rhope the musket ball from the leaning
like “Correspondence between the Dialogues) and not the words But in English the words “im- Campanile and what did he say
Galileo Galilei and So-and-so” of Aristotle. Then what did pulse,” “momentum,” “trend” or about it himself?
— such letter collections are al- Aristotle himself say? Well, find- even “tendency” might be used The answer, surprisingly, is
ways a treasure for biographers ing that out is not so simple. with nearly equal justification. that he never said a word about
ideas by dropping weights from the latter part of 1589 to the some time ago), one ball was blind for the last five years
I did
a high place, such as a tower, he early part of 1591, as he says life. He might very well
ten times the other in weight;
of his
nowhere says that he did it. elsewhere, he probably did not
and let them go together from a have told Viviani things which
Then who originated the story? think it necessary to be specific. height of 30 feet down to a he had never written down.
It can be found for the first But while everybody else at a plank below the sound of the
. . . He might even have said some-
time in a biography of Galilei by later date spoke about one two in striking will seem to thing that wasn’t so. History is
Vincenzio Viviani. Viviani com- dramatic demonstration, Viviani come back as one single report.” full of statements ascribed to
pleted his manuscript in 1654, calmly said “repeated experi- And at some time before 1612 voluble old men which could not
twelve years after Galilei’s death. ments.”
a defender of Aristotle, Giorgio be checked and which are, to
That it was not printed until Coresio, did drop things from say the least, doubtful. There is
1717 is probably unimportant; it r T'HE historical problem here is,
the tower of Pisa. Another man, no reason to think that Viviani
was then customary to let manu- of course, the reconciliation Jacopo Mazzoni, had made such invented the story. Galilei him-
scripts and handmade copies of between Galilei’s own silence and experiments finding Aristotle self might have, but I don’t think
manuscripts circulate among Viviani’s statement. Before I get wrong. so. That he did not mention it
learned men, like Vincenzio to this, it must be mentioned that Coresio said that this was earlier in his writings can have
Viviani himself. Galilei’s experiment was not as due to the fact that Mazzoni several reasons.
Viviani described the great unique as it is usually portrayed. did not go high enough; he
event in rather dry language. He Hieronymus Cardanus, in his probably dropped things
just /~"|NE assumption is that he
said that Galilei had disproved book Opus Novum de Propor- from his window, whereas Cor- '“^did mention it in some early
many of the conclusions of tionibus,published in Basel in esio had gone up all the way to letters which were not kept by
Aristotle: “among others that the 1570, began a chapter with the the top of the tower and at this their recipients or were destroyed
velocities of moving bodies of the straight statement: Si duae great height had found Aristotle’s by accident before they saw
same material, [but] of unequal sphaerae ex eadem materia de- assertion correct. print.
weight, moving through the same scendant in aere eodem temporis Am quoting all these
I, in Another possibility is that,
medium, did not mutually pre- momento ad planem ueniunt. other delaying a deci-
authors, being busy all his lifeand often
serve the proportion of their “Two spheres made of the same sion of the main question? No, I harrassed, he just That
didn’t.
weight as taught by Aristotle, material, falling in (meaning have quoted these contemporary such a thing can happen is
but all moved at the same speed; through) air, will arrive at a facts because their existence, in within my own experience. Some
demonstrating this with repeated plane at the same instant.” The my opinion, is the clue to the time ago I came across a discus-
experiments from the height of word “plane” is to be understood historical riddle. sion, by high-speed
bolstered
the Campanile of Pisa in the in its mathematical sense; the The riddle is the silence of photographs, showing that if you
presence of the other teachers illustration given by Cardanus Galilei himself — unless he used drop a drop of milk in water the
and philosophers, and the whole looks as if he had a table top in Viviani as his mouthpiece. This resulting splash will carry some
assembly of students ...” mind. is what the editors of the Italian of that milk upward. Whereupon
about “Kitty Hawk Day.” But since Cardanus had written about to take the first step in inter-
schoolboy (about seventh grade),
the actual Kitty Hawk Day, 1570, twenty years prior to
in stellar communication?
amused myself by trying to hit it
the Wright brothers flew Galilei’s Pisa tenure, and even Let me say first that these
a floating piece of wood with when
for the first time, hardly got into Simon Stevin’s book appeared thoughts were written down in
thrown pebbles and discovered
the newspapers. All the recogni- ahead of Galilei’s own Dialogues. about 1933, but were probably
that the splash from a stone was
received for the If the Pisa experiments did not conceived by the man who wrote
clean, while the splash from a tion originally
earth was decidedly could be reprinted on
flight impress anybody, Galilei had no them at a much earlier age,
clump of first
one page of this magazine. reason to talk about them in his since in 1933 he was over
dirty. It had at that time intrigued
Likewise March 16, 1926, is later works. They had not made seventy years old.
me so much that I forgot all
about the floating wood and even the day the first liquid-fuel him famous and they were not Now stop for a moment; don’t
rocket in all history (Goddard’s) even new. read on. Try to figure out who
called classmates to watch the
Until he reached old age and
effect. I may have missed a lifted itself off the ground. His- said this.
day, isn’t it? Again the had stopped being active and The answer
“discovery” by waiting for others toric is:
publicity received would fit this started reminiscing. Not a science fiction writer, but
to photograph drops of milk.
In thinking all this over, one magazine page —
and the editor
NOTE ON EARLY
Konstantin Eduardovitch Ziol-
point occurred to me which I could specify nice large type be- kovsky, who wrote the first of
cause of the importance of
SCIENCE FICTION the modern treatises on space
haven’t seen mentioned anywhere the
tance, the decisiveness, of the first Russian liquid-fuel rocket ...” intelligent life
drop from the Campanile. If it (Blagonravov’s) rumbled up- has developed on other planets ANY QUESTIONS?
ward. Certainly a historic date, [somewhere in our galaxy] and
had been so decisive, contempo-
too, but it seems that even the that these intelligences have Isaw an article in a photographic
rary literature should be full of
it. Since contemporary literature Russians do not know the date; learned how to build interstellar magazine proving that the pic-
literally doesn’t say a word, the I have only seen the year men-
ships .... that they have used tures which the Russians said
these ships to colonize countless they took of the other side of
German Emil Wohlwill (in 1909) tioned.
was the first to conclude that the And the first liquid-fuel rockets other planets .... that they might the Moon are fakes. Where does
Germany (mixed system have had to destroy painlessly that put us in the space race? I
whole story probably was not in
Oberth, Riedel, von Braun and unsuccessful evolutionary devel- have also read that the Russians
true. And Lane Cooper, a quarter
Ley) received publicity only be- opments on such other planets to claim to have discovered a new
century later, drew the same
conclusion for the same reason. cause we made it —
we needed replace “painful evolution by planet beyond Pluto. Is there any
But what if the experiment, publicity to raise money. painless colonization” .... that truth to this?
It is quite conceivable that they have left other planets Erwin Richter
though carried out “repeatedly”
rounded up his students undisturbed “as a biological Farmingdale, Long Island.
as Viviani says, simply did not Galilei
reservoir” [or
impress the contemporaries? and some faculty members, made as control ex- As the first item, I can
for
Just
was an
who
“trans-Plu-
tonium have been made in such
small quantities that they would
be invisible to the naked eye, in
some cases invisible even under
a laboratory microscope.
H E was in some
ing medium which pressed
him gently and released
him and pressed against him again
with irregular rhythm. He could
dark, mov- b^ihlive. He
had.mo ideaiwhire, or
even when, or whether tBesf were
valid ‘‘questions, fak the |jftp
been entering
when they
had
hy^^Jpacetime
hit the aSteijbi^l belt.
has not owned up yet and it — WILLY LEY not feel his hands. He could not Warps and elongations took place
feel any part of his body, except a in hyper-spaB§£&n& Perhaps ne
sort of itching in his calf. was now a ljyper-spacem|n.
He thrust downward to relieve He could recall his name. It was
this mild irritation and, surprising- John Shepherd. He could remem-
ly, seemed to rise up. He seemed to ber objective events such as Doc-
been the last alive, and the last risen found no resistance.
and bottom of the pit in which he stood, creeper. He could see from any
image he had seen on the screen Warmth played over him and he and cloud came in to mask the sky. point in his enormous network. He
had been a sun. Whose sun, which uncurled his head. So he had a The general inference was that could organize races between his
sun, and where were just unin- head. he was on a very warm planet outlying tendrils. He found that
formed speculations. But he was Habit had accustomed him to around which the bright orange the orange satellite exerted quite
alive and conscious of himself. And seeing with his eyes, from one set satellite swung, and that both were a strong pull on his internal sap
he was buried deep in something. focal point. It was some time be- circling the hot sun at a speed far system, which was not unpleasant.
He tried to define his feelings. fore he found he could see, in a exceeding that of Mercury. Natu-
The alternating pressure of the general way, from any point on his was only a subjective im-
rally that r
I ' HE first sign of life other than
darkness was only in one spot,
felt exposed surface. pression. But the little he had seen himself, oddly, came up from
in the area of his heartand about He could even see parts of him- did not suggest any system he had a neighboring pit.
the size of a small bean. The oc- self, where the edges doubled ever heard of. He curled up. It lay within the area he had
casional itching came from below over. It was like being able to run Each time the sun went past he grown over, but he had never
this. He thrust again and again rose round a large gallery on the top grew further out toward the edge bothered to send down shoots and
of the pit. He branched and clung side creepers into it. It was a pecul-
upward. Yet he had no heart, or no of a dome, looking out at the view
— and yet being the entire dome. to the earth with subsidiary ten- iar sensation to recognize — Dr.
sense of hearing, for he could hear
no sound of pumping. After several He was green! He looked down drils. It was exactly as though he Adelitka Wynn.
years in space he was only too fa- beneath him and saw a long green were clawing with fingers into the He sent out a sly root and de-
earth, except that he did not re- tected that she was a bulb forma-
miliar with the sound of his own pillar, tubular and shiny, rising out
blood circulating in his veins. The of a brown background. move them but simply grew on past tion. Her indignation was trans-
He them. When he reached the top of mitted violently along the ground,
voids of space turned men into could still feel the beating
pressure down below. It struck him the pit, and accustomed his seeing in a series of sharp shocks. She
especially noisy bodily orchestras.
There was none of that now. that he was a plant, growing from to the greater distances now before stood in tall sheaves of broad-
He thought of himself as having seed which presumably his liqui- him, he saw a violently active world bladed grass which rustled in the
atomized or dissolved body of fireand steam. The ultra-rapid wind. He found it was intelligible,
the shape of a man, but perhaps fied,
rotation of this planet made day though of a different timbre than
that was just habit. The only area had provided, and emerging on die
and night into the flickering of a the deep, rough scraping he made
he could in fact feel was the bean surface of a planet.
Immediately overhead a bright primitive film. Mountains of earth with his own hairy leaves.
slightly higher than his middle . . .
be one doubled-up leg. He thrust was no more than a satellite body, and faded, their tremendous dis- note. He marveled that she had
original form did not last long in “Very well. Where shall we Subject to the violence of vol- successful by-paths and nurturing
any case. Some of his seedlings had start?” canoes and the endless shifting of the developments that should lead
been enclosed by the rising marshes “Ihave some enterprising water- the planet’s crust, aberrations in to man. The original crablike in-
and were now more comfortable plants,” he said diffidently. the plane of rotation, and rapid habitants had long since passed
under water than above. A few “We have.” changes of climate, as ice mounted away, though they had used some
wilder members even retained a It was an ambitious program. and retreated and heat waxed and features of these. The insects con-
measure of mobility and spent their But, on the other hand, life on waned, within these limits they tinued to multiply on their own by
lives floating from place to place. Earth had presumably also devel- could and did make arbitrary deci- sheer probability and without then-
oped against all probabilities. Here sions. By withdrawing from an guidance.
under the constant rain and ac- out into their water-
quired an unpalatable saltiness so plants and sensed through their selves, they could create a forest. ians by withholding themselves in
that they were virtually seas, he miles of sensory surfaces the most Their descendant seeds were as inaccessible areas. Like the dino-
saw the sense of this development. favorable areas of the planet. They much part of themselves as the saurs, whom resembled
they
He now covered, by himself and in encouraged the water-plants to original trunks. In fact, they rarely closely, these great reptiles were
proxy through his seeds, almost the breed, cross-breed and extend. distinguished between that original too big and too stupid.
entire land area of the planet. She They fed fractional parts of them- growth and later developments. It She blamed him for having al-
extended just as far. They came to selves to each other, loaded cer- came as quite a surprise to them lowed them to feed too many gen-
a working agreement to leave cer- tain areas with nutrient life, en- both to find there was not much erations on too highly radioactive
tain areas primarily for the grass- couraged mobility. left of the first bulb clusters and parts of themselves.
like progeny and others for his Great continental areas rose and the first sprawling creeper. “I can’t be everywhere at once
more treelike seedlings. The global sank. Generation after generation all the time,” he said.
view led them both to consider the was rapidly produced and as rap- /'|NCE they had induced the To annoyher, and because he
same experiment. idly developed and died. The more-or-less fishes to leave had been a space captain, he en-
There were occasional worms planet was littered with the re- the water, progress was rapid. couraged an entirely abortive series
and crablike creatures, minute mains of unsuccessful experiment. There was never a difficulty of flying reptiles.
bodies floating with his somewhat But, mainly by concentration on quite as great as that again. On His excuse was true. By exerting
gipsy water-seedlings, but they and iron-rich diets and localizing their land, wherever the land happened his consciousness to its maximum,
their own seeds were the only sig- sight perceptions repeatedly in one to be at the time, they could induce he could be aware of almost all the
nificant forms of life on their particular part of their species, they generations of different shapes and planet simultaneously, but this
planet. produced plants which no longer sizes by modifying the vegetation awareness lacked intensity and
“Shall we see what we can responded to them. They had sepa- — themselves, in their many forms. definition.
evolve?” he suggested. rate existence of their own. He took his branches higher and The comfortable maximum for
“I had that thought myself,” she At last they managed to lure re- higher in a sparse zone, for ex- concentration was about a hundred
answered. peated generations out of the water ample, to encourage the necks of square miles. If he focused his at-
“At least we know the end prod- and onto land. the local animals to extend. They tention within a square mile, his
—
shehad encouraged that develop- he had a series of permanent
undergrowth that they both She was right about the proto-
in the
ment to annoy him — by putting statues erected to himself by the
missed. type brute. Never in their experi-
multitudes in his hair, so to speak. humanoids, and he had frank and
They almost missed their ulti- ments had they produced a crea-
It was and proper, therefore,
just open worship. He considered it
mate triumph. ture that was so active. They had
that the humanoids trampled all very proper. He maintained a cool
raised animals that bred much
over her grasslands by preference. and bracing temperature in the
’
1 1
HE satellite of their planet had but none that bred at a rea-
faster,
It was in this mood that he cre- trees around the sandy shores.
cooled. The sun around which sonable pace and also kept flashing
ated cool groves of tall trees and He had passed through four or
they swung was shielded by thick about the planet in a restless
concentrated in them thoughts of five hundred generations of giant
banks of the carbon dioxide they motion.
love and pleasure. redwoods before the little huma-
breathed off from their myriad They had to litter the ground The humanoids took the hint re- noids established themselves in the
bodies. They had stabilized most with suitable seeds before the
markably quickly. He had many cities across the planet. Many of
of the animals. Despite the re- humanoids stopped long enough in
happy generations encouraging the their activities were too fast for
peated cataclysms they had arrived one spot to try planting for them-
humanoids to sport in his groves. him to perceive, but he could con-
at descendants who could flower selves. And even then, the idea did
She was furious. But trees were his template their cities.
just as they themselves originally not take root for many many gen-
province and there was nothing she These were temporary struc-
had flowered. erations. But here and there, at
could do about it. tures,on the scale of the thrusting
As a matter of fact, he was quite last, they had the beginnings of a
“You’re debasing them,” she growth he felt in one of his red-
deeply taken with an offshoot culture, and the beginnings of
complained. woods. Still, to these dizzy little
wood of flowering trees. In the speech. The telepathic content of
“They’re enjoying themselves, humanoids no doubt the cities
guise of honeysuckle he spent most the humanoids’ speech was intel-
they?”
aren’t lasted long enough. It was rare
of his time wooing tenderly round ligible to them, though not appar-
“Voyeur!” now for him to pick up a humanoid
their trunks, to the fury of her ently intelligible to the humanoids
Well, he frankly enjoyed the thought. Unlike their first models,
grasses and the lashing of her reeds. themselves.
swiftrush of little pink bodies in the present generations thought at
An object that was a rudimen- They concentrated on the tem-
and out of the groves. He was sorry the high speed which characterized
tary improvement on an ape came perate zones, where they could
when she succeeded in countering their entire life. A blurred flicker
shambling into the wood where he most easily encourage the human- with a sterner line of thought, bred of an impression to him was ap-
was and quite idiotically tore off oids to stand still from generation
out of her deserts and thin-grassed parently the whole life’s output of
some of his prettier flowers. to generation. The humanoid dwell- mountains, where she was full of one of her contemplatives sitting in
On checking, he found there ings flickered into existence and
thought of privacy, and continence, a cave, until he fell to pieces and
were several varieties of this object decayed too rapidly for any reli-
and wonder and the stars. When he was whizzed away.
in various parts of the planet. None able observations until several
could, he made life uncomfortable The pink varieties no longer
appeared any better than this brute, tribes of them took to using stone
for these higher-minded genera- worshipped him, save fitfully, but
who whizzed through the trees and for building materials.
tions. He was never slow to create he still had a pleasant range of
bred and died in a flicker of time. “Well,” he said thankfully, “at
THE, IMITATION OF EARTH 87
86 GALAXY
warmer-colored humanoids whom said, interrupting her. “Our time
he could tempt into an orgy. This scale is quite different from what
kept him deep in the forests on the itwas on Earth. These humanoids What a wife! Pretty, smart
central belt of the planet. of ours breed and die like ephem.
erids.”
. . . and when she cooked it
HOLD IT! ABY DOLL,” George said. “Put caps on bottles so your
W« mean
your collection of GALAXY, naturally, which will called from the bath- perfume won’t evaporate. I paid
really dress library when they're kept in our handsome
up your m 9 room. twelve bucks for that Chanel.”
gold-stamped binders, instead of just being allowed to accumu- There was no answer. Rosy looked up at him, stretcb-
late. Arranged according to date, easy to hold, protected from
George wrapped a towel around ing her neck a little.
rough handling, your back issues of GALAXY will give you con-
tinued rereading pleasure and increase constantly in value.
. . .
hisrump and came into the living “And next time close the damn
Each binder holds six issues and costs only $2.50 postpaid from room. Rosy sat curled up reading a Bendix so I won’t have to swim
Galaxy Publishing Corp., 421 Hudson Street, New York 14, N. Y. magazine. through the basement to shut it
“Do me a favor, Rosy,” George off.”
“I’ve been keeping my eye on ing in the supermart filling out con-
you,” Mr. Perkins said. “I’ll see test entry blanks and buying a big
what I can do.” roast for the pressure cooker.
George thanked him profusely. “Oh, George, it’s a wonderful
“Not at all, not at all,” Mr. pressure cooker. It looks like a
Perkins boomed. “That’s what old space ship, with bolts and portholes
dad Perkins is here for.” and all.”
George got his coffee and joined “I don’t want you to—”
Charlie at their corner table. it’s got a remote control
“And i
“Getting chummy with old dad panel or something, with all kinds
Perkins?” Charlie asked. of buttons and blinkers, Timmy
“I just got told,” George said, just loves it!”
leaning forward, “I could increase “Is Timmy anywhere near it?”
92 GALAXY Y SNOOKER 93
sounds like a personal call,” Med- “If you see Charlie before they
you,” Arlene said, “tell him I “What are you waiting for, big sun glasses shining like the eyes
dlin’ Maude said. fire
a telegram on his desk.” man?” Charlie said. “Call Rosy, of a wasp and his hat snapping in
“It’s my wife.” left
the wind. George had never broken
“George,” Miss Doody shrilled, willya?”
“You’ve been on that phone
“She won’t answer,” George the law in his life. He had a deep
three minutes,” Meddlin’ Maude her sharp pencil raised, “did you
or did you not tell me to go to said. “She thinks I don’t love her.” respect for the police, preservers
said, glancing at her watch. “You
policy on personal hell?”
“Come on! We better get home of law and order.
know company making dinner.” The cop motioned the cabbie to
before she starts
calls, George.” Charlie through the
crashed
They ran down to the Park-O- The cab zoomed over a
pull over.
“I’m a homemaker,” Rosy was crowd, waving a telegram. “Look
Port. crest on the freeway and ripped
want to make dinner for
saying. “I at this, George!”
“Ahm sorry, Mistuh Charlie,” down the slope with marked in-
you and Timmy.” George read the telegram
the snappy attendant said. “Caint crease in speed.
“Oh, go to hell!” George said. git yuh cah now. It’s on de top floh George rolled down the window
Meddlin’ Maude clutched at her OWING TO ILLITERATE
SHIPPING CLERK IN WEST- behind seven lines of cahs an dey and flapped his arms. “My wife!”
heart. ERN ELECTRONICS SHIP- aint comin out till five like every he yelled.
Rosy gasped. PING DEPT YOUR MAIL OR- weekday sept Satterdays, Sunneys The cop cut the siren. His hand
Five minutes later:
DER FOR PRESSURE COOKER
MODEL G- 19-782 5 6D WAS an holidays.” went down to his holster.
“Of course I love you, baby FILLED BY TOP SECRET “Give him a tip and let’s get a “My wife!” George yelled.
doll,” George said weakly. In a GOVT CONTRACTED PRES-
SURE SNOOKER MODEL X-13 taxi,” George said. He ran into the “Pressure cooker.”
semi-circle around him stood WITH TOUCH COMMAND street just in time to flag a cab. The cop grinned and nodded to
Meddlin’ Maude, Mr. Zungenspiel, CONTROL PANEL REGRET George tossed the cabbie ten say he understood, and roaring
Mr. Perkins, Arlene, and an as- SHIPPED TO YOU FULLY
ASSEMBLED HIGHLY DAN- dollars. “Step on it. It may be a ahead waved them to follow. The
sortment of lesser office authori- GEROUS TO LIFE LIMB PROP- matter of life and death.” siren started up again.
ties. “Just don’t touch that pres- ERTY & PASSING AIRCRAFT “I could have called Beth,” They lost him when they turned
I get home, dam- NOT SUITABLE FOR COOK-
sure cooker till
ING HEREWITH ADVISE Charlie said. off thefreeway and raced past the
mit. It’s dangerous.” WESTERN ELECTRONICS “We’ll get there almost as fast.” supermarket to their street. Sun-
“I can only do my best, George,” CORP NOT LIABLE FOR ANY
DAMAGE TO LIFE LIMB They zoomed through the under- nydale looked peaceful in the af-
Rosy said with hard finality. “If PROPERTY & PASSING AIR- pass and turned onto the freeway. ternoon. George’s house came in
that’s not good enough for you, CRAFT AFTER REGISTERED A cycle cop emerged from behind view. He heaved a sigh of relief as
darling” — she choked on a sob
— RECEIPT OF THIS TELE-
GRAM WESTERN SNOOKER a Schlitz billboard and took after the cabbie pulled to a stop.
“well, I’m sorry.” X-13 DISMANTLING EXPERT them, his siren wailing. “Rosy!” he yelled, dashing up
The phone clicked and the wire ON WAY BY JET SUGGEST “Never mind the cop,” George the walk.
KEEP SNOOKER IN NICE
went dead. COOL PLACE SORRY INCON- said. He flung open the door and
VENIENCE CORRECTED OR- The cabbie hunched forward stopped. The house was silent ex-
DER FOR YOUR PRESSURE
A dozen faces bent over him.
“George,” Meddlin’ Maude
COOKER BEING FILLED BY
NEW SHIPPING CLERK WITH
COLLEGE DEGREE HOPE
and gripped the wheel. “Mister,”
he said, “I’ve been waiting for a
cept for Rosy’s voice in the kitchen.
She was counting backwards:
her sharp pencil.
said, raising chance like this.” “Five four three .”
SERVE YOU AGAIN T C . . . . . . . .
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GALAXY CRY SNOOKER 95
howling pitch. There was a tre- ment, then broke its orbit and dove “It’ll get hit!” Charlie said. expert,” George said hopefully.
mendous crash and a tremor shook for Charlie’s house. It smashed in George pressed all four buttons. “I am more. I am the infentor of
the plaster from the walls. at the back and came out the front. The snooker wobbled for a mo- pressure snooker.” He noticed
In the settling dust Timmy Beth ran out in a bathrobe, scream- ment. Then it seemed to shake off Rosy and Beth. “Ladies,” he said,
crawled out of the kitchen with a ing. file confused commands and rose clicking his heels and bowing. "I
booklet. The snooker resumed its orbit, and slammed down through the “Lkiewise,” Rosy said. “Could
“Now see what you did, then wobbled and dove into every fuselage. you get my
pressure cooker down
George!” second or third house in the street, They all stared as the plane before does any more damage?”
it
“What /did?” working the houses from side to crashed into the supermarket. “Ha ha!” Vernher von Wissen-
“Barging in like that,” Rosy said, side. Above them the pilot floated down schaft laughed. “Very goot! Pres-
tears of frustration streaking her Women ran out and stood dazed, in a parachute. He seemed to see sure cooker!Hm, goot way to de-
dusty cheeks. “I must have clutching their children and watch- the blinking lights of the control ceive brutal enemy. Export five
pressed the wrong button.” ing the snooker. panel and worked the chute hoondred tausend pressure cookers
Beside her on the floor lay the Desperately George pressed the calmly. He landed through the to enemy homes. Ja, I like it.”
Touch Command Control Panel. blue button. The snooker resumed hole in Rosy’s kitchen. He came “You don’t understand,” Rosy
Its colored lights blinked on and its orbit, wobbled, flew once over out of the house eating a piece of said.“My roast will be ruined if
off like a pinball machine. the street as if to check what all cold chicken. you don’t get it down pretty soon.”
Charlie came into the kitchen needed to be hit, then slammed He wore an air-research uniform “You cook rosht in my inten-
with Timmy in his arms. through the whole length of houses with a belt slanted across his chest tion?”
“Oh my gosh!” Rosy cried, look- from end to end. and high shiny boots, and in his “Biggest roast you ever saw,”
ing up at the ceiling. A hole was Two houses caught fire. Charlie hand he carried a Rommel whip. Rosy said. She hugged George.
ripped out in the roof and through pressed the largest button of all, “You see, this is our wedding anni-
E up to George and
it they could see God’s blue sky. the green one. The snooker righted
itself and flew out over the town.
H strode
looked down at the blinking
versary and I’m dying to know
how it came out.”
control panel. With the toe of his
G EORGE grabbed the control
panel and they ran outside.
Wherever it
standing room for Mr. Perkins and Senseless Destruction!” (Ap- Home
heel, breaking it in two. The $10,000 from Builders
Mr. Zungenspiel. plause.) Assn.
snooker wobbled and exploded.
Bits of steel whirred out over Sun- Beside George at the table of Vernher cracked his whip. “Ex- $ 12,500 from Construction
nydale. A brown cloud appeared honor sat Charlie. Next to hinm cellent.” Union, Local 256.
above them and in a moment they Vernher von Wissenschaft in a The mayor raised his arms for $15,000 from Last Bank of
splendid uniform, cracking his silence. “I have good news,” he America.
were all drenched in a rainfall of
Rommel whip from time to time. said. “Congress has just voted one $11,276.88 from Unified Steel
roast beef.
By the time the gravy hit them Everybody who was anybody was billion dollars for Senseless De- Corp.
there: the Police Commissioner, struction research!” (Wild ap- $20,00 from Chicago Furniture
it had cooled enough to taste.
the Gambling Czar, the District plause.)
“It’s wonderful!” Rosy said. Mart.
Attorney, the Teamsters’ Boss, Vernher cracked his whip $ 10,000 from Congress in Series
“Chust a minute,” Vernher von six
Wissenschaft said. “Scientific ex- Senator Smiley, Coroner Schaden- times. E Bonds.
frohm, the Election Commissioner, “I can promise you, ladies and
periment not so fast.” He removed George also received the follow-
Slum Owner, the Housing In- gentlemen,” the mayor continued, ing appointments:
a shred of roast beef from behind the
spector. “what happened to our town is only Special Adviser to Mayor on
his ear and chewed.
“Never before,” the mayor the beginning. As a result of the
“Isn’t it good?” Rosy asked an- ; Senseless Destruction, with nom-
orated, “has so much damage been visionary experiment by this daring inal yearly income of $75,000 tax
xiously.
done by such a little man in such a young man, fifty thousand idle con-
Vernher von Wissenschaft fin- free.
struction workers have already
ished tasting. He thought a mo- short time.” Vice-President of Trojan Life &
Vernher cracked his whip. “Very been put back on the job; twenty Casualty Co.
ment, stretched his face. “Excel- ,
goot,” he said, turning to George. new banks have sprung up to han- Chairman of the Board of Trus-
lent,” he said.
“Rhetoric, you know.” dle the flood of mortgages; a new
“Do you really like it?” tees, Sunnydale Game and Wood
“The national economy,” the steel mill will be erected in our
“Ja, excellent.” He held up a Preserve.
mayor continued, “was in danger world-famous game preserve. But Honorary Supreme Commander
finger. “Perhaps,” he suggested,
I need not go on. The industries,
“two more grains pepper.” of imminent collapse ever since of Juvenile Senseless Destruction-
our old-fashioned P.O. — planned businesses and stock markets that to be organized.
ists,
r T'WO weeks later, when all the obsolescence — reached a point of will profit by Senseless Destruc-
fires in the town had been put no return. We had to produce more tion can hardly be numbered. The
A YEAR later George sat wear-
and more until the market was biggest boom in history is on! And
out and the damage assessed, a great ily in the control room of his
the amount of $
NAME
ADDRESS
CITY STATE
GALAXY
102
T HE Double-A
wailed and blinked itself
into a bright red hemor-
rhage on the wall. I woke up fast.
My first thought was fire. Logical-
call light
105
as he already
know about
knows
everything.
all there is to “They kind of grinned at me, Mr.
Duncan,” Ollie interrupted, “and OUR luck was holding. At least
the Skeidzti were still just the
“I thought so. Well, first of
don’t refer to them as ‘pets.’
all,
They
Thursday, for instance. Ollie got said that was fine, there was no hur- hotel’s problem. I’ve got a few may be cute as a kitten to a Sten-
his menus mixed and served scram- ry about the bags.” friends on Free City’s revolving torii, but as far as you’re concerned
bled eggs to five hundred visiting “Yeah, I’ll bet they did,” I said. council, but I don’t like to mess they are dangerous, quick, carniv-
Vegans. That’s all. No trouble. Ex- I looked at Greel, and we both felt with those boys unless I have to. orous, highly adaptable little mon-
cept the difference between a sick.“Don’t tell me the rest. Ollie I sent Greel to organize the bell- sters. Only ‘adaptable’ is about as
Vegan and a chicken is strictly a checked them in on the Master boys into search squads. Then I descriptive as calling the ocean
matter of size and evolution — and Register, turned to get their bags — checked the Stentorii’s room num- moist. A
Skeidzti in a kitchen will
we’re still cleaning up Ballroom and what-do-you-know, they were ber and hauled Ollie out of his hide in a stack of plates and, by
Nine. gone.” chair, figuring the only way to make God, you’ll eat off of him and swear
Ollie looked surprised. He sure he stayed out of trouble was he is a plate. A Skeidzti in a gar-
T CAME out of the lift, my started to ask how I could pos- to keep him with me. Before I left den is a rock, a weed, a pile of
stomach only ten floors behind. sibly know but I glared him back the lobby I picked up a pair of low- leaves. In your bedroom he’s a gar-
Ollie popped out of his chair and to his chair. charge stunners and handed one to ter, a sock or a necktie. Only —
came toward me, a sick smile “Okay,” I said. “What have you Ollie. put one around your neck and
pasted across his face. done so far?” Greel took a deep ‘Took,” I said, “do you think you’ll damn well know he’s not a
“Mr. Duncan, I—” breath. you could possibly handle one of necktie.Now do you think it might
“Sit down, Ollie, and shut up,” I they have about thirty to
“First, these things without knocking us be permissible for me to continue
said quietly. He swallowed and sat thirty-five minutes head start. I’ve both out cold?” to bear arms against the Skeidzti,
down. shielded four levels above and be- Ollie nodded vaguely. He took just in case?”
Iturned to Greel. low. I don’t think they’ll get that the weapon and held it as if he Ollie was taken aback, I could
“Okay,” I said. “I’m ready. Let’s far, but no use taking chances. were certain it would go off in his tell. Almost enough to keep his
have it.” We’ve got one lucky break. Since hand. mouth shut He thought for maybe
“I’ll save the details for later,” the whole Quadrant borders on “Sure, Mr. Duncan, but why do a full second before he said any-
said Greel. “We’ve got to get mov- Free City they can’t get out except we need weapons? mean. I’m sor-
I thing.
ing. Fast. I have reason to believe through a Registration area.” ry I let those things get loose, but—" “But Mr. Duncan, if the Sten-
there are from four to fifty Skeidzti “What about—” I stopped at the lift and stared toriiknew they were dangerous —
loose in the hotel.” Greel nodded. “Already done it. at him. I suddenly realized the poor And that did it. I poked a hard
I drew a blank at first. Then it I’ve closed all five Desks in the kid had no idea what he had done finger in his chest and backed him
hitme and I felt cold all over. Quadrant. Anyone wants to regis- wrong. All he could see was that against the wall.
“Oh, my God,” I said, sending a ter has to come in by way of Greel and I were making a big fuss “Look, Ollie,” I said grimly, “that
withering look at Ollie. Seven.” over a couple of alien housepets. college line of logic is what got us
“Uh-huh.” Greel nodded. “The “Fine. Just one thing—” I flipped “Ollie,” I said patiently, “do you into this jam in the first place. Now
way I get it from Ollie, four Sten- through the register. “Could they really know what a Skeidzti is? I get this, and remember it. You
torii checked in about 3:00. They have gotten outside through this don’t want an oration. Just tell me don’t need a degree in Alien Psy-
wanted to go right up tb their room door?” the simple truth. Do you or don’t chology to know that Rule One is
so Ollie sent a boy with them and “No. It was unshielded, all right you?” He started to say something, never use your own viewpoint as a
told the Stentorii he’d put their But there were no checkouts after then changed his mind and shook premise in guessing what an alien
luggage in a lift right away.” the Stentorii registered.” his head. is thinking or doing. It just simply
“And just what sort of help did I called Greel and Ollie to the
you have in mind?” I asked. Desk for a strategy meeting. Ollie
“Well, the police! Couldn’t dropped and sank into
in a chair
“Right. No, we can handle it our- Our problem is to get rid of the
had worse before.” Ollie’s face told “Right,” from Greel and Ollie.
112
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E said, “Three more, chief.” reaction time. We still only get way to finish off this mess, but I
“Or catch them during a change,”
I bent down for a closer look. about one out of every ten we see.” do have one humble idea that might
added Greel.
This time, three Skeidzti had Swell, I thought. If they were too save a
“Exactly.” Somewhere in the little of Hotel Intergalacti-
back of my head an idea was catch- joined to imitate a portion of the fast for the Fensi, we were really ca’s property. I figure as long as
rug. It was a near-perfect job. They up the creek. we’re going to turn this place into
ing hold. I kept talking, trying to
had continued the intricate pattern, “What about spraying a low- a shooting gallery we might as well
push it out.
charge disrupter
“Then our problem is this. We carrying out the design exactly all over the place have something to shoot at.”
where the real rug stopped. The and picking up the pieces?” said I went over our floor plan with
have to force them to change into
only wrong, Skomo ex- Greel hopefully.
something we can recognize as a thing Greel and Skomo and picked out
plained, was that he passed the rug Skomo said, “I forgot to men- an area where the Skeidzti had
definite Skeidzti.” Greel’s frown
vanished. He sat up straight in his fiftytimes a day and knew it was tion that with a low-charge you proven particularly obnoxious.
about twice as large as it should have to hit them in just the right Then I sent Greel to seal off the
chair.
have been. place or they’re only knocked out
“You mean, like if we made them other contaminated levels, and
Something about Skomo’s rug for awhile.”
all change into an object we knew told Skorno to marshal his forces
worried me. I asked him how long “And while they’re unconscious in Humanoid
we only had one of.” Hall. I picked Hu-
he thought it took for the Skeidzti they’re just as safe as ever,” I fin- manoid Hall for two reasons: One,
“Sort of like that. Only that
to change from one form to another. ished for him. Then Skomo’s plenty of Skeidzti to work on, and
means we’d have to be able to iso-
“About half a second,” he said. words suddenly sank in. “Good two, a minimum of furniture. For
late the Skeidzti in a specified area
“But I think it varies, depending Lord! Do you mean you’re using
—and even ifwe could do that it’d previously stated reasons I kept
on what they’re imitating.” high-charge disrupters— inside this Ollie with me, and hopped a Class-
be a hell of a problem to get rid of
all the objectswe didn’t want them “For instance?” hotel!” A lift for Level Eight.
“Well, on a plain surface, like a Skorno nodded sheepishly.
to imitate. Which means more stick
wall or something, they’re faster- “What else can we do, chief? Sure, ORE than once I’ve had good
poking. Remember, they can flat- "\/T
much the place looks like a two-cluster
ten out on the walls and ceiling faster.” reason to be thankful we en-
“You mean,” I asked, “if they cruiser plowed through. But we’re
just as easily as they can curl up force stronglift security measures.
no, our first casualty, coming out they can’t imitate simultaneously! it? Mooning around in the lobby races,each one requiring its own
There has to be some definite mini- on our respective rears, that’s what
of the In his bandaged hand he
lift. unique set of conditions. In Quad-
mum time lapse!” Skomo spread we are doing. I stood up again, glar- rant Four
held an ominous looking club, and IVe got Denebian Ice-
ing at Ollie on general principles.
in the other a limp and bloody his hands helplessly. worms at -200 F. right “next door”
throwrug. He stopped before us, “I know, chief. But whatever it “All right,” I said firmly. “This to a cluster of Calistan Feroids
it’s too small to do us much
has gone far enough, gentlemen. sleeping soundly in boiling mer-
grinning, and tossed the rug on the is,
good. They’re just too fast for our I’m not saying there any other No
floor. is cury. problem. We can handle
GALAXY THE STENTORI! LUGGAGE
114 115
keep a gravitic lift at 9G Skorno groped toward me through Ollie down behind and dimmed
1,240 different atmospheres, with to, say, it
precisely what would happen if right. You just can’t see ’em.” He mum brightness and the room was
about 900 degrees and thirty G’s is
suddenly dawned on me that “Nothing,” I choked, “until this of light. For nearly a full second
each other’s planets in protective It
here was the real reason the Sten- smoke clears away. What happened they stood out like ink spots on a
armor, and strangling was the
to the air conditioning?” clean white sheet, and we poured
nicest thing that happened. torii played their little joke on
And that’s where we come in. Ollie. They knew the Skeidzti “Greel’s working on it. We had it on ’em. They were stunned per-
couldn’t get by the lift shields, so to block off some of the' vents. haps a quarter-second past their
What they do outside Hotel In-
tergalactica is none of our business they didn’t even try. A typical bit Grid’s not fine enough to keep out normal reaction time. The Fensi
a Skeidzti.” I looked up. The air
— but inside we make sure no one of Stentorii humor, I thought wry- are fast anyway, and that quarter-
ly. Don’t dump your problems just
was already beginning to clear. I second margin was they needed.
is faced with temptation. That’s all
why our room segregation is verti- anywhere — toss *em where they gave it a few more minutes, then We went through the routine three
stepped up on a scorched sofa. I more times, then had to wait for the
cal instead of horizontal. The hotel can do some good.
was anxious to get started so I cut smoke to clear. We had killed thir-
is built on the hive principle. Each
cell or room has a private entrance KNEW pretty well what to ex- it as short as possible. The idea, I ty-seven Skeidzti.
ning from ear to ear, having the to be — a harried night clerk, who fully. Ollie. Whatever it is can wait.” I
time of their lives. wished to hell he could remember “No, I mean it, chief. Funny turned back to Greel. “Then if you
But I wasn’t sure at all. Some- why he had ever thought of going thing, they were as thick as flies split your crew, we should have
thing kept asking me how long it into the hotel business. on Eight and Nine, but on Ten, and twenty-four men in this room.
would be before the Skeidzti At 7:20 I located my army on here on Eleven — they seem to be Right?” Greel nodded. He started
caught on to the system — and the intercom. They had finished sort of thinning out” I raised an to speak,gave me a puzzled frown
whether we could come up fast Eight, Nine and Ten, and were eyebrow at that. instead. He turned and carefully
enough with something to meet mopping up on Eleven. I told Greel “I don’t suppose there could be counted his crew.
them. Before I left I gave explicit to split his crew and send half up to a leaky shield, somewhere, or they “Oh, my God!” he said.
instructions to keep all isolation Thirteen. We gulped the last of our might be catching on to that light “I get thirty-six,” I told him.
shields up — even after they were coffee and headed down to Eleven. trick.” “Ollie?” Ollie nodded, wide-eyed.
sure a room was clean. Greel gave breathed a sigh of relief.
I “Oh, no,” Greel insisted, “we’re I felt Greel stiffen beside me. I
a resigned shrug. I could tell they Eleven wasn’t nearly as bad as getting them all. They’re just not looked, and his hand was sliding
both thought the old man was tak- Eight. Either the Fensi had im- as thick is all. I figure when they toward his holster.
ing the sport of Skeidzti hunting proved their marksmanship or the got loose on Twelve they all high- “Hold it,” I said. “There’s one
entirely too seriously. light trick was cutting out a lot of tailed it down to the lower floors way to make sure.”
sank into a random shooting. Greelwalked up, for some reason, maybe to make—” I checked on the intercom with
Back in the lobby I
chair and lit a cigarette. Ollie holstering his weapon. I grabbed Greel’s arm and Skorno on thirteen. Skorno
brought coffee, and we stared “Well,” I asked, “what do you squeezed it hard. Something he counted twenty-four men. I nod-
bleary-eyed at each other for half think?” had said suddenly sent a cold chill ded to Greel and Ollie.
an hour. Ollie obviously didn’t feel “I think we just may survive the down my neck. Greel looked puz-
like talking and I was too damn night,” he said tiredly. “I’m going zled. I motioned him and Ollie to T HAD wondered what the Ske-
tired to chew him out anymore. I to try one more go-around here, a quiet corner of the room, then idzti would come up with to
could tell he was giving it to him- then move up to Twelve.” turned to Greel. counter our move. Now I knew.
self prettyhard anyway. That was “I have purposely been avoiding “Did you send half your crew They had done the only thing they
probably doing more good than that thought,” I said dryly, pictur- up to Thirteen?” I asked carefully. could do. They had imitated the
anything I could say. ing the grinning Fensi horde blast- Greel shrugged. “Sure, chief. most common thing in the room,
ing through my
expensive lobby. You said—” the only thing that wasn’t being
“And of course,” I added casually, “Okay. Now think. I want to
P OOR Ollie! If nothing
night of crisis at Hotel Inter-
else, one
“we haven’t really seen any Skeid-
the lobby, Greel. It may be
know exactly how many men you
had here — before you split the
blasted to shreds by the disrup-
tors: the Fensi themselves.
galactica had rubbed off a consid- zti in I walked quickly to the center
erable amount of shiny college ex- that — —
ah ” Greel shot me a sus- crew.” Greel thought. of the room.
His perfectly trimmed hair
terior. picious glance and I shut up. So “Forty-eight.” “Attention, everyone,” I yelled.
was caked with ceiling plaster. His who needs a lobby? “Exactly forty-eight?” “Line up against the wall, quick!”
Greel reloaded his disruptor — “Exactly. I’m sure because it’s watched them
neat bow tie dangled from his I carefully, getting
too eagerly, I thought - the whole night shift for the Quad-
neck like last night’s lettuce, and a little dizzy trying to spot the phonies.
somehow he had managed to and leaned against the wall. rant and everyone’s on duty.” “I’m going to tell you this once,”
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GALAXY THE STENTORI I LUGGAGE 119
and get right!” I “There is going to be some “Second man, go!” fakes suddenly bolted for the lift.
I said. “Listen, it
fast, knowing better than anyone Ollie and Greel drew their weap- like the first two. Only that was as but no one could hear me.
what the Skeidzti were capable of. ons. far as he could go. Suddenly the whole area about
I wasn’t worried about warning the “All right, first man. When I say Ollie, Greel and I burned him the lift erupted in blinding blue
Skeidzti. Whatever they were, go, walk to thelift and drop to Ten. beforehe could change. flame. I shielded my face and felt
they were no more intelligent than Go!” The Fensi walked to the
first Then it happened. The Skeidzti a sharp pain in my side as the floor
a well-trained dog. lift and disappeared. sensed something wrong. Eleven came up to meet me.
Greel was on his feet first. I arately. Unless something else “He must have gone completely “Oh—” The intercom went dead.
off his rocker.” was through talkin g
shook my head and limped over happened, we still had them sealed Ollie ,
to him. There was a large jagged into the lift with access restricted
“He had better be off his rocker,” ‘Well?” said Greel.
Common Rooms, kitchens I said grimly. “That’s the only ‘Well what?” I snapped. “Do
hole in the wall and I knew right to the
away what it was, even before I and ballrooms. They were still thing that’s going to save him from you want to flush him out of
saw the tangled mass of fused wire within the Quadrant, and away me.” The intercom sputtered there?”
and metal. I picked up a hunk of from the guests. again. Ollie. Somehow, I knew be- Greel shrugged. “Lift Forty-five
carpet and tossed it down the lift. fore he even spoke. is this way, chief.”
Then I went limp all over. A LL right,” I said as calmly as “Mr. Duncan, listen, I had to do
66
Thecarpet went down the lift possible, “we start jover. It it. I couldn’t tell you because I 4~hLLIE let us into the kitchen.
as smooth as any living thing. The means maybe eighty floors of iso- knew you’d—” The smell nearly knocked us
“Listen, you little punk — back into the lift.
shields were down. The Skeidzti lation, and they won’t fall for that
had the run of the whole Quad- light trick again. We’ll have to
growled Greel. I frowned and “Gahhhh! What is it, Ollie!”
escort every guest through the lift
shook my head.
rant. “Ghayschi stew,” he said. “Pretty
“Ollie,” I said gently, “this
Greel was giving his crew a royal and arrange for alternate dining is horrible, isn’t it? Here. Wear
and And want every Fensi Mr. Duncan. I understand. I’m not He
chewing out. I cut him off areas. I these.” tossed me a box and I
ordered the Fensi to Level Twelve, tested through a shield that? s work-
angry. Not at all. Now listen, Ollie. quickly jammed two of the Chefs
on the double. It was too damn ing. I don’t think they’ll try that
I know you’re not feeling well. Little Wonder Air Filters into my
late for chewing out now. We were but—” You’re us where
tired, Ollie. Tell
nose and passed the box to Greel.
again,
in real trouble. I looked around for The crackled and
intercom you are and we’ll come and get Ghayschi stew, I thought. The kid
you — help you, I mean—”
Ollie. He was gone. I cursed my- Skorno’s voice came on high and has really flipped.
“Listen,” Ollie said angrily, “I’m
selfand kicked a piece of furniture frantic. “Ollie—” Then I stopped. He
halfway across the room. That’s “Chief! Listen, that crazy kid not crazy. Now pay attention and was evidently not kidding. His
all I needed — the Skeidzti and has opened the shields! He broke do what I say — exactly!” I swal- eyes were a little too bright and
Ollie running loose. into Central Control and let down
lowed. He was gone, all right. his face was wet and glistening.
“Greel! Check the inner shields, every barrier in the Quadrant!” “Yes, Ollie. We’re listening. Go Also, he had a disruptor in his
see if we’ve still got anything “What! Why in — look, itmay ahead.”
hand.
sealed off in this place!” be too but try to get the
late damn His voice relaxed. “I’m on Eigh-
“It’s on low charge,” he said,
“I did. So far as I can tell it’s things up again. Quick!”
teen. The Crystal Ballroom.” I
“but I don’t want to knock any-
just the lift.” Skorno moaned. “I can’t. He’s swallowed again. My beautiful
body
new ballroom. out, Mr. Duncan. I got us
“That’s bad enough,” I said fused the controls! I can’t even
“Come up through the loading into this mess and I’ve got to get
grimly. “On this side of the lift find the cut-off switch!” I felt a
— my own way.” He paused.
entrance,” Ollie went on. “You’ll us out
they’reopen to anything one room sharp pain in my mouth and real-
enter at Lift, ah — Forty-five, Hu- “Now,” he said, “will you give me
deep. And on the other side, the ized I was trying to bite my tongue
manoid Kitchen annex.” a hand with this pot?” I shot him a
first guest who steps out of his off. If I ever got my hands on that
“Yes, Ollie. We’ll do that.” skeptical glance.
room will—” Greel shook his head kid—
violently. I brightened, suddenly “Listen, Skorno, find him! I “And Mr. Duncan^” “Why? Where are we taking
“Yes, Ollie?”
remembering. We
had already don’t care what you do to him, it?” Ollie tensed.
The pot tipped and the gray half. Finally Ollie jerked a lever to eat. There was nothing in the
“Now what?” I asked. wire.
and brown viscous mess of Ghay- and the colors faded away. He world that could have stopped
“Now we get out of here. Quick.”
schi stew spread slowly across the
sank weakly back in his chair. I them.” Ollie paused, sipped his
Ifollowed him back to the kitchen.
felt cold all over, and suddenly coffee.
Behind him he trailed a long, thin ballroom floor.
“They your
finally adjusted to I yawned and got up to leave.
light trick because they had no “Sure, Ollie,” I said. “Let’s be sure
and talk about it some time.” J
alternative stronger than survival.
Iused the same idea, but this time started for the door.
“Mr. Duncan—?”
A
they had to make an impossible
choice
stincts.”
between two basic in- “Yes?”
“Am I fired?” FALL
“And they couldn’t,” I added. I thought a minute. I was so
By STANLEY R. LEE
B *
Illustrated by DILLON
HE
T Hum-
pockets of Mr. It should have been difficult. Un-
phrey Fownes were being der the circumstances it was a mas-
picked outrageously. terpiece of pocket picking. What
It was a splendid day. The tem- made it possible was Humphrey
perature was a crisp 59 degrees, the Fownes’ abstraction; he was an un-
humidity a mildly dessicated 47 %. commonly preoccupied individual.
The sun was a flaming orange ball He was strolling along a quiet resi-
in a cloudless blue sky. dential avenue: small private
His pockets were picked eleven houses, one after another, a place of
times. little traffic and minimum distrac-
humidity that was always 47%, by social force; it was a physical neces- chat that titillated him for weeks.
jacket pockets.
weather that was always Optimum. sity. And, after years of working at It was only with the greatest reluc-
It was this rather than skill that it, Lanfierre had become an admirer tance that he finally mentioned
HE was still thinking about tem-
perature and humidity when a enabled the police to maintain such
a tight surveillance on him, a sur-
He came to see that
of eccentricity.
genuine quirks were rare and, as
Fownes to MacBride. After years
of searching for differences Lan-
pretty girl happened along with
veillance that went to the extent time went on, due partly to his own fierre had seen how extraordinarily
something in her eye. They col-
lided. She got his right and left of getting his fingerprints off the small efforts, rarer. repetitious people were, echoes
jacket pockets. It was much too postman’s bag, and which photo- Fownes was a masterpiece of really, dimly resounding echoes,
The graphed, X-rayed and chemically queerness. He was utterly inexpli- each believing itself whole and
much for coincidence. side-
walk was wide enough to allow analyzed the contents of his pock- cable. Lanfierre was almost proud separate. They spoke in an inces-
four people to pass at one time. He ets before returning them. Two of Humphrey Fownes. sant chatter of cliches, and then-
should surely have become suspi- blocks away from his home a care- “Sometimes his house shakes,” actions were unbelievably trite.
cious when two men engaged in a less housewife spilled a five-pound Lanfierre said. Then a fine robust freak came
heated argument came along. In bag of flour as he was passing. It “House shakes,” Lieutenant Mac- along and the others — the^echoes
the ensuing contretemps they emp- was really plaster of Paris. He left Bride wrote in his notebook. Then — refused to believe it. The lieu-
tied his rear pants pockets, got his his shoe prints, stride measurement, he stopped and frowned. He re- tenant was probably on the point
wristwatch and restored the con- height, weight and handedness be- read what he’d just written. of suggesting a vacation.
tents of the handkerchief pocket. It hind. “You heard right. The house “Why don’t you take a vaca-
all went off very smoothly, like a By the time Fownes reached his shakes,” Lanfierre said, savoring it. tion?” Lieutenant MacBride sug-
game of put and take — the sole front door an entire dossier com- MacBride looked at the Fownes gested.
difference being that Humphrey plete with photographs had been house through the magnifying glass “It’s like this, MacBride. Do you
Fownes had no idea he was playing. prepared and was being read by of the windshield. “Like from . . . know what a wind is? A breeze? A
There was an occasional tinkle two men in an orange patrol car side to side?”he asked in a some- zephyr?”
of falling glass. parked down the street. what patronizing tone of voice. “I’ve heard some.”
struggled with this problem in rev- man wants to know if he’s left any- knocked him back off the porch. ‘What?!”
olutionary dialectics. thing out,” he said to the group. From a prone position on his “April showers!”
“A sound foreign policy,” the Fownes looked around at them, miniscule front lawn, Fownes The winds roared for a moment
some dozen pained expressions. watched as his favorite easy chair and then MacBride’s lost voice
leader said, aware that no one else at
“Tell the man what he’s forgot- sailed out of the living room on a emerged from the blackness of the
had obtained the insight. “If a
ten,” the leader said, walking to blast of cold air and went pinwheel- living room. “These are not Opti-
sound foreign policy can’t be cre-
ated the only alternative is not to the far window and turning his ing down the avenue in the bright mum Dome Conditions!” the voice
have any foreign policy at all. Thus back quite pointedly on them. sunshine. A
wild wind and a thick wailed. “The temperature is not 59
themovement into domes began — Everyone spoke at the same mo- fog poured out of the house. It degrees. The humidity is not 47%!”
ment. “A sound foreign policy,” brought chairs, suits, small tables,
by common consent of the govern-
ments. This is known as self-con- they all said, it being almost too ob- lamps trailing their cords, ashtrays, OWNES held his face up to let
tainment.” vious for words. .
sofa cushions. The house was emp- the rain fall on it. “Moonlight!”
Dialectically out in left field,
tying itself fiercely, as if disgorging he shouted. “Roses! My soul for a
From deep in-
Humphrey Fownes waited for a lull
in the ensuing discussion and then ON his way out the librarian
shouted at him: “A Tale of
an old, spoiled meal.
side
his
he could hear the rumble of
ancient upright piano as it rolled
cocktail for two!” He grasped the
doorway to keep from being blown
out of the house.
politely inquired how it might be a Tub, thirty-five years overdue!”
She was calculating the fine as he ponderously from room to room. “Are you going to make it stop
arranged for him to get out.
“Out?” the leader said, frowning. closed the door. He stood up; a wet wind swept or aren’t you!” MacBride yelled.
Humphrey Fownes’ preoccupa- over him, whipping at his face, toy- “You’ll have to tell me what you
“Out? Out where?”
came to an end when he ing with his was a whistling
hair. It did first!”
“Outside the dome.” tion finally
“Oh. All in good time, my friend. was one block away from his house. in his and a .tingle on his
ears, “I told him not to touch that
was then that he realized some- cheeks. He got hit by a shoe. wheel! Lanfierre. He’s in the up-
One day we shall all pick up and It
thing unusual must have occurred. As he forced his way back to the stairsbedroom!”
leave.”
“And that day I’ll await impa- An orange patrol car of the security doorway needles of rain played When he heard this Fownes
police was parked at his front door. over his face and he heard a voice plunged into the house and fought
Fownes replied with mar-
tiently,”
And something else was happening cry out from somewhere in the liv- his way up the stairs. He found
velous tact, “because it will be lone-
My ing room. Lanfierre standing outside the bed-
ly out there for the two of us. too.
His house was dancing. “Help!” Lieutenant MacBride room with a wheel in his hand.
future wife and I have to leave
now.” It was disconcerting, and at the called. “What have I done?” Lanfierre
You same time enchanting, to watch Standing in the doorway with his asked in the monotone of shock.
“Nonsense. Ridiculous!
one’s residence frisking about on its wet hair plastered down on his Fownes took the wheel. It was
have to be prepared for the Open
foundation. It was such a strange dripping scalp, the wind roaring off a1995 Studebaker.
Country. You can’t just up and
sight that for the moment he didn’t about him, the piano rumbling in “I’m not sure what’s going to
leave, it would be suicide, Fownes.
And dialectically very poor.” give a thought to what might be the distance like thunder, Humph- come of this,” he said to Lanfierre
causing it. But when he stepped rey Fownes suddenly saw it all very with an astonishing amount of ob-
“Then you have discussed prepa-
gingerly onto the porch, which was clearly. jectivity, “but the entire dome air
rations, the practical necessities of
doing its own independent gavotte, “Winds,” he said in a whisper. supply is now coming through my
life in the Open Country. Food,
he reached for the doorknob with “What’s happening?” MacBride bedroom.”
clothing, a weapon perhaps? What
yelled, crouching behind the sofa. The wind screamed.
else? Have I left anything out?” an immense curiosity.
strangely slow motion, as was the “Fownes!” MacBride shouted. New York 14, N. Y.
black twirling cloud that now rose “This is a direct order! Make it go
and engineers by the hundreds of fact and theory about our satel-
easy words. However, though Irwin’s book, entertainingly in-
thousands yearly —
and the pro- lite: its origin, composition, effects written for the eight-to-ten-year- formative, highlights epochal
duction of science fiction has upon the Earth, etc. old, the plentiful and technically moments of discovery that helped
class-A priority with her fiction This revision of his 1953 book excellent illustrations appeal al- lift chemistry to today’s level
factories. These are two of the still retains the amusingly archaic so to a maturer audience. In fact, of achievement.
reasons for this month’s king-size excerpts from Verne’s classic the information apparent in the
Junior Education Corner. From the Earth to the Moon in illustrations frequently is not DISCOVERING CHEMISTRY
a chapter headed “Moon Pro- treated in the text, so that even by Elizabeth K. Cooper. Har-
THE MOON by George Gamow. jectile —a Dream.” Not to end adults can look and learn from court, Brace 8s Co., N. Y., $3.00
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IN THE belief that it is a sure Rocket — a Reality” —
which DISCOVERING THE HEAV-
is
splendid follow-up, to Romance,
a
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G ALAXY SHELF 143
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plunged into work that saved the rector in charge of Space Science
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*
French silk industry, and he did for NASA, U.S. National Aero-
Rating: *****
despite the deaths of three of nautics and Space Administration.
it
His most valuable His book brims equally with
MEN AND WOMEN BEHIND
his children.
contribution, though, remains the authority.
THE ATOM by Sarah U. Ried- STARSHIP TROOPERS by
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GALAXY SHELF 145
Robert A. Heinlein. G. P. Put- Miss Norton has again written
for the first time anywhere, here is a description of the greatest
nam’s Sons, N. Y. $3.95 in an endearing animal team,
this time Taggi and Togi, Terran exhibit in the monumental Bernard Baroque Museum on Sigma
IN “TROOPERS,” Heinlein has wolverines, to assist Lantee n i
Corvi IV.
penned a juvenile that really is his vendetta against the Throgs.
not. This is a new and bitter and Her making the incredible
skill in
survivors of a Terr an survey team Also recommended: THE CAVE that the Universal Credit Card on the margins of each bill as
on Warlock. Insect-derived Throg HUNTERS by W. E. Scheele. has rendered obsolete. In his he acquired it some account of
beetle-men, with whom Earth has World, $2.50 . . . PEOPLE AND dealings in alien monies, Timothy the society in which it functioned,
fought to stalemate for years, PLACES by Margaret Mead. Root from time time came
to a veritable compendium of the
have wiped out the advance World, $4.95 . . . OFF INTO across choice specimens, ex- history of economics.
outpost on Warlock, preparatory SPACE by M. O. Hyde. tracted them, attached them end Indeed, to appreciate to the
coming colo- Whittlesey House, $2.50. to end, and in 2137 U.E. left to full these more or less worn
to interdicting the
nist transport.
—FLOYD C. GALE the Bernard Baroque Museum in catalysts, one must view them
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GALAXY ORIGINS OF THE GALACTIC SHORT-SNORTER 147
not only as bits of various ma- yielded himself up for the killing of form. This kind of note came (f) A non-negotiable instru-
of various sizes, shapes, of a leading citizen. To substanti- mostly into play in the buying ment from Talitha IX. A suave,
terials
and colors, but as bits of history. ate his confession, he furnished and selling of pasts — contracts persuasive missionary to that
the killer could
Needless to say, we do not details only for the purchase or sale of planet, hoping a wealthy elderly
agree with Timothy know. One detail he was unaware produce raised, harvested, de- native lady would endow his mis-
always
Root’s evaluations —
in fact, we of —the state had just emptied livered and eaten years before. sion, sold her on the transmigra-
discount many, many of them. the state treasury to build a new tion of souls. With unremitting
But it is as a trail-blazer that we Treasury Building. Knowing a A ND THIS leads us to another hatred, he listened to the reading
honor him. murder trial would cost the state ^example (e) of non-monetary of her will. She had left all her
Inasmuch as the Short-Snorter over 1,000,000 lemuc, it had money, the scrip of Maia V. This money and effects to herself. Her
winds and coils in and out of given secret strict instructions to is currency per se but a
not estate has remained intact, as
three large rooms of the Museum, prevent a trial. The trader, a symbol of a product that the the executors have so far been
we can give only a sampling of brother-in-law of the police com- currency would have bought. unable to determine which if
its riches here. missioner (and, incidentally, a This particular civilization was any of the life-forms of Talitha
sub-son-in-law of the builder), attempting to move from material IX she has come back as.
came forward and to the great
THERE no better item gain to the purely spiritual. For (g) This is a replica; the
is to
begin with than (a) in the relief of the state furnished the the benefit of those of its citizens original note vanished in a
self-styled killer with an alibi. who were still in the intermediate frightening puff shortly after the
This is at once the largest
exhibit.
and smallest piece of currency, (c) This charred banknote is stages, the government printed transactionin which Timothy
compensating in size for its mi- a relic of El Kophrah III. Tim- scrip bearing the names of cov- Root obtained it. The Electra
nuscule denomination. It is a othy Root came across it, with eted objects and distributed them VII government designed its
w
1/10 -fuddo bill and was in use “nervous belly,” in his words, free, in lieu of the objects them- money to encourage spending
poking through rubble. The selves. In accord with its policy and discourage hoarding. The
on Megrez I for paying taxes. In
2020 U.E. the government there planet was in ruins. But the of gradually eliminating the main note bore a printed circuit and
starving survivors
began taxing a person on what physical stumbling block, the a timing device that set off the
scattering of
had one remnant of pride. They money mart, the government note at some indeterminate mo-
he valued himself. Psychiatrists
had, before the attack by El each year took away another ment within six Terran .months
from all over the Galaxy flocked
there, and the natives flocked to
Kophrah V, succeeded, by cut- exchange seat. The members had of issue. Whoever had possession
the psychiatrists —
to achieve ting defense-research spending, to compete physically for the re- of the note at the time was left
of inadequacy. The in balancing the budget. maining seats. The narrowing with a hole burned in his pocket.
feelings
government made out fairly well (d) A reserve note from group of survivors, striving to (h) The opposite extreme —
Alcyone II. This is little more stay in condition to maintain a bill that practically inde-
on the take from the psychiatrists is
than play money for second their sitting, grew more and more was in this currency
structible. It
the psychiatrists took to going
till
childhood. One result of longer fiercely engrossed with the wholly that the government of Alcor III
to one another.
The Sterope IV trader who life-expectancy was the postpon- physical. The last two felt their paid off migrant workers who
passed on to Timothy Root the ing of inheritance till the heirs joint strength was enough to en- had erected a dome on a new
were themselves rich in years, able them to turn the tables on This payoff resulted in
satellite.
next item (b) himself received
it as a reward for supplying
the and, because of welfare benefits, the government. It was. They the workers blasting the dome to
authorities misleading informa- in no need of such windfalls, pensioned off the deposed leaders shards —
not out of eagerness
tion. A guilt-filled Steropean had
which soon became a mere matter with scrip bearing titles of power. for more work in rebuilding the
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GALAXY ORIGINS OF THE GALACTIC SHORT-SNORTER 149
dome, but out of resentment. having to do with production,
They had worked to get the people of this planet grew more
money in order to sacrifice it as and more uneasy. They found it
a burnt offering of the fruit of hard to justify their economic
their labors. Alcor III made a upkeep.
hasty deal for the fulminating To give people the feeling that
Electra VII money and the mi- they were really earning the
money, the government turned
grant workers rebuilt the dome.
The money went off just before
the dome was finished and they
out its notes in the form of a
jigsaw puzzle. One had to piece HOURS
blew
(i)
it up
A
again.
banknote from
Alde-
baran I. The luminosity of the
money rubs off; the richer the
it together before it could be
banked or spent.
This worked for a time, but
the notes had to become increas-
to assemble,
ARE
person, the more he glowed. Na- ingly difficult to
turally, to preserve this distinc- make an acceptable work week.
tion of status, the government This specimen is one of the last
had to lay down restrictions on notes issued. A piece is missing. No doubt of it, success
the passing of notes. For example,
tellersand clerks were not al-
This is not owing to any slip-up
on the part of Timothy Root. It
calls tor a salute —
lowed to handle money. was a deliberate omission, a but a one-gun salute?
shameful, debasing device of the
TT’ROM Merope I comes exhibit government’s to put off the final By GORDON R. DICKSON
-* As automation and spe- reckoning, which came a week
(j). Illustrated by Burns
cialization more and more re- later.
T
mists of precondition-
ingrolled away. Harold “There you go, sir,” the tech-
Smith-Jones came back to nician made haste to amend.
IF YOU'VE MOVED himself on the hospital-like metal Harold’s frown relaxed. He
did not approve of this modern
table of the Technical Center.
let us know, will you? We want to get your copies of
please They were just cranking the hood laxity — but they were good
—
. . .
Galaxy you when they should arrive at least a week before the boys. He did not approve of
to up off him.
newsstands get theirs —
but we can't unless you inform us that you've “There you go,” said one of riding subordinates, either.
moved or are moving. the white-coated technicians, giv- He allowed himself to be
ing him a hand up. Off the table helped on with his regency coat.
Send both addresses, the old and the new, to:
and once more on his feet, A tall, blond young boy was
Subscription Dept., Galaxy Publishing Corp., Harold frowned at the young- standing back from the group a
421 Hudson Street, New York 14, N.Y. ster. bit, waiting. His new decoy, no
He took another deep breath liked to pretend. He preferred the secret; thatand his attention to
The preconditioning again, of
details like seldom using the
course, he told himself. It must and stepped hard on his left foot. present.
The outline of the small plastic Of course, for business reasons, same decoy more than twice, and
be he had developed a sensitivity of the
gun could be felt through the mainly. With any costume per- little touches like the lilies
to the hypnotic drug they used
inner sole, and at the feel of it the missible, was that much easier
it valley on his boots. And the
to put him in a receptive state
for instructions. Slight allergic old magic flooded through him to create theimage of a harmless, man thought all it
in the street
pompous, little fat man. took was a good target eye and
reaction on his part, possibly. He once again, like a spate of warm
made a mental note to mention wine. Ah, he thought, never mind
On the other hand, thought a touch of sadism.
Harold, his feet changing slide- Harold stepped off the side-
the fact in his report later. fame and riches, never mind
and beautiful women. ways without consulting his walk into an entrance blazoned
There was no point in his palaces
brain, maybe his liking for the above with the legend mother
being uncomfortable. On the Give me a gun.
present was based on the fact he turner’s tea rooms. Marvelous,
other hand, it would hardly do With confidence and even good
152 G A L AX> THE HOURS ARE GOOD 153
s
thought Harold, the way the pre- rpHAT’S right — the little
truth?
foolish
And
for
how
Harold.
much
“Iced
more
tea,
There’s Samantha! Sam!”
conditioning had brought him nodule of pre-planted infor- She disappeared into the
perhaps.” crowd. Moving off himself,
right to the place when every jot mation said in Harold’s head, re-
“Of course, Mr. Spence. Of Harold came on to a small empty
of knowledge about the job had leasing its interior surprise of
course!” balcony and stepped up on it for
been hidden from his mind by information. Klannert was the
the hypnotic block. He’d had no
She swept off to get him one. a look at the crowd.
author of that best-selling new
idea where he was heading until philosophical novel, Existence?
He glanced about the room. The number of people he saw
There, that was Klannert over rang a sudden icy tocsin of warn-
moment of
the
now. The boys
recognition right
in the technical
Worth; and
those publicity affairs
this was one of
promoted
there — the peaceful-faced, ing in his mind. There were at
department deserved a com-
silver-haired man
seated on the least twenty or thirty more here
by his publishers under the guise
little dais at the of the oval end than his formal estimate of at-
mendation in his report. And of auctioning off a subsidiary
room, a crowd clustered around tendance had calculated. In a
would get it. right or two. Really, just a good him. small room with a single exit,
Entering, he nodded to himself.
public relations excuse to intro- “Your iced tea, Mr. Spence.”
One of decently exclusive
the such a mob could hamper
duce Klannert to magazine edi- “Thank you, ma’mselle. escape; and he would not legally
gathering places. Wisely, these
places kept their prices up and
tors, TV
and film people, etc. He Cheers!” be free from capture or reprisal
himself, Harold pre-remembered “Oh, cheerio, Mr. Spence!” until he was actually out of the
excluded the salaried mob, who
never ceased to be baffled by the suddenly, was supposed to edit He continued on into the building.
room, glass in hand, caught up Harold carefully set down his
fact that the Tea Rooms offered one of the intellectual weeklies
immediately in the good-sized glass of iced tea and took another
no better drinks or accommoda- under the name of Spence.
crowd. deep breath, putting his weight
tions
lounges.
than their own cocktail
They missed the point
“Oh, Mr. Spence! Here you
are! Martini?”
“Oops, terribly sorry ” He — once more on his left foot to feel
had collided with a small brun- the solid shape of the gun. The
entirely. Harold became suddenly
Harold passed on into a dim-lit
ette. situation at once became clearer.
aware of a seductive blonde in
foyer. Two men converged on him flame-purple, standing just inside
“My fault, really. Say, I don’t He congratulated himself on his
immediately. entrance the placarded
know you, do I? I’m Hepzibah early study of Yoga. Like every
the to
“Mind stepping on this metal Collins. Wasteland.” other bit of knowledge he had
room and tempting him in with
plate, sir?” — hum of detectors. a full cocktail glass. A hostess,
“Aneas Spence. The Fabliau painstakingly acquired, it paid
“Excuse me, sir.” — hands pat- of course — preconditioned to
Weekly.”
“You must give me your biog
off a thousandfold at times.
ting him swiftly all over. recognize all those to whom in-
“Not at all, boys. I know you’ve vitations had been distributed. and I’ll have
preconditioned
it I^OW THAT he thought of it
into me the next time at the
*-’ more
got a job to do.” Harold’s voice objectively, the crowd
Harold himself (or the technical
rang heartily; a generous man, a boys) had been thorough with office. I do feel it’s everybody’s might not hamper him. It might
jolly, fatman with an untroubled this detail, too. Harold went gra-
duty to know everyone they even help him by interfering
conscience. With a cheerful wave ciously toward her.
meet, don’t you?” with pursuit. Harold smiled. Once
of his hand, he turned to the “Why, thanks, no,” he said. “I “Absolutely.” Harold fumbled again his wisdom in leaving the
right. There, before an arched in- never drink.” True enough. Did artistically in a huge pocket of and adaptable
final situation fluid
terior entrance, was a placard. the gunmen of the old West — his regency coat. “I don’t seem was proving itself.
WILLIAM X. KLANNERT the good ones, that is drink — to have a biog slip with me ” — He turned his attention to the
Editorial Auction while awaiting their moment of “Oh, dear. Well, tape it to me. business of spotting Klannert’s
The hostess was undoubtedly toward the entrance and spotted issue before last answers your
slacks-and-jumper
TTAROLD left the little balcony arguments,” he said.
another.
And then that tall, heavy sen-
the
Then he stiffened slightly.
outfit.
The and went down into the “Lies, lies, lies —
” sputtered
An excellent actor, young crowd. The cocktails, he noticed, the bearded man. But Harold
atorial type. fool!
His decoy had brought a good-
had been flowing freely and the was already on his way to another
but Harold had not studied over
people were already beginning to group one step nearer to Klan-
fiftythousand job reports in the looking redheaded girl along as
clump in little gossipy or argu-
part of his camouflage. What was nert.
past fifteen years for nothing.
This man had been a bodyguard the matter with the boy? Had he
mentative groups. He wandered He paused with this group —
around a while and then joined they were also singing Klannert’s
in the Claire Dumont job in been asleep during Harold’s
April ’89. lectures to the apprentice classes? one about halfway between the praises, but Harold refused to let
Then there was — good lord, A decoy’s job was to draw the balcony and the dais where
Klannert still sat.
himself be drawn into conversa-
tion this time. He had already
whom the bodyguards
with
did they expect to fool
that? That beetle-browed
attention of
gradually upon himself. Any
“ —Nobel Prize,” a short, bel- made the point for anyone —
plug-ugly who was supposed, no woman could either attract too ligerent,broad-shouldered, mid- who happened to be taking an
much dle-aged man was saying. He unduly suspicious interest in
doubt, to look so much like a attention or else sidetrack
bodyguard that nobody could it unduly. With this woman — had a bushy, black, ill-trimmed him —
that he was not trying to
suspect he would be one. And well, it was damned lucky that
spade beard which he was make himself unobtrusive by hid-
that was the lot —
no, wait. That Harold’s timetable had not called thrusting at all his hearers. ing his own point of view. In
those who considered themselves ment had struck, they would mill
good men. But he had offended around, getting in each other’s
somebody or other. Who, of way and in the way of pursuit.
course, would never be known; But by that time, he should be
the Organization was strict about in the foyer, if not out into the
protecting clients. But somewhere, safety of the public street.
somebody had signed the neces- He looked for his decoy.
sary credit chit —and here was There the boy was, still with the
Harold, about to put a period to girl, standing out among the
the life that had been considered less attractive mortals grouped
for the money. A little for the with satisfaction, was standing
excitement of the business. Pos- with apparent casualness quite
sibly a little more because this close to them.
would make a new world’s Harold smiled entirely to him-
record. But really because that self, internally, with that same
The man was now the thudding of some huge, hand. He began to weep.
It dropped with a soft thump of talkers.
sickening velvet hammer, despair Quite a crowd had accumulated
to the thick carpet, rolling half scrambling to his feet and launch-
came to shatter his panic. What about him. A city policeman
out of sight under the draperies. ing himself in the direction of
the room’s entrance. For a second did it matter? Caught on the job came pushing through it, to
Exclaiming in annoyance, he bent
over as if to pick it up. the crowd opened out a little, — a failure — execution left to stand before Harold, red-faced
and Harold had a sudden glimpse a decoy. Or had he been double- and sweating.
Instead, without any undue at-
“All right, all right! Move on!”
of his decoy, bare-wristed, run- crossed?
tempt at concealment, his hand He became aware that those he shouted. The crowd started to
ning for the entrance, while the [
went to the toe of his left boot. holding him had stopped, and drift away. He turned on Harold.
Toe and hand lifted together, the girl with him stopped and half
the detective had stepped across “What’re you doing with that in
turned, lifting a gun with cool
top part of the boot and bootsole your hand? Don’t you know it’s
expertness and sending several the room, leaving Harold pinned
peeled away from the bottom illegal? Where’s your license?”
shots into the spade-bearded man. by the stranger in an efficient
half, and the plastic gun slipped Harold shook his head, unable
Scrambling to his own feet as judo hold. Harold could not turn
out into his fingers. He straight-
to speak. The policeman snatched
ened up — the spade-bearded man went his head to see, or make out the
the gun from him and turned it
— and something tremen- down, Harold caught sight of
Klannert stumbling down from
words of the conversation. Sud-
denly they were interrupted by over in two freckled hands. His
dously heavy crashed down on expression faded from anger to
the dais. His hands were up at an ugly laugh from the detective.
him from behind. He was aware exasperation. He shoved the gun
his chest; and sticking out from Heavy footsteps returned behind
of himself suddenly, on his knees back into Harold’s hands and
between two fingers was a thin him.
and going down further, with the turned away.
metal, a strip of steel He was grabbed and rushed
full weight of another adult on
his back. His head was foggy. He
strip of
about the width of a wristwatch
[
160
GALAXY THE HOURS ARE GOOD 161
Staghorn dared tug at the veil that hid the
maybe it was just that the future was ugfyi By DAVID DUNCAN
ustrated by FRANCIS
CLARENCE PEC-
D
tation
R.
CARY was an objective
man. His increasing
was caused, he realized, by
the fear that his conscience was
irri-
163
eyes luminous behind the mag- Their clothing, to call it that, said. Somehow a piece of misin- It was. Large areas of the ex-
nification of his thick lenses, his was most peculiar. It was rags. formation has been fed into that terior plaster had fallen away.
lanky frame arched forward for Here and there was a garment machine. Its calculations are all Windows were shattered, and here
a betterview of Humanac’s that bore a resemblance to a dress wrong!” and there the broken slats of
screen. Far from showing annoy- or jacket or pair of trousers, but Staghorn refused to be per- Venetian blinds stuck through
ance at what he saw, there was for the most part the people sim- turbed. “But you just said you rec- them. The shrubbery around the
a positive leer on his face. ply had chunks of cloth wrapped ognize the girl on the bench. I’d building was dead; weeds had
As well there might be. about them in a most careless say that Humanac has to be work- sprung up through the cracks in
On the screen was the full color fashion. Several would have been ing with needle-point accuracy to the asphalt in the big play yard.
picture of a small park in what arrested for indecent exposure put recognizable people into a There was no sign of children.
appeared to be the center of a had they appeared anywhere ex- prediction.” “Where is everyone?” Peccary
medium-sized town. It was a cept on Humanac’s screen. How- “Then shift the scene! For all I demanded. “You must have the
shabby little park. Rags and tat- ever, they seemed indifferent to know this part of town was turned time control set for a Sunday or
tered papers waggled indolently this — and to all else. A singu- into an insane asylum fifty years holiday.”
in the breeze. The grass was an costume
larly attractive girl,, in a i from now.” The use of the past “It’s Tuesday,” Staghorn said.
unkempt, indifferent pattern of that would have made a Cretan tense when speaking of a future Then both were silent because at
greens and browns, as though the blush, didn’t even get a second event was not ungrammatical in that moment a child appeared, a
caretaker took small pains in set- glance from, a young Adonis who the presence of Humanac. “Do boy of about eleven.
ting his sprinklers. Beyond the passed her on the walk. Nor did you have the volume up?”
square was a church, its steeple she bestow one on him. The park “Certainly. Can’t you hear the IX E burst from the schoolhouse
listing dangerously, its windows bench held more interest for her, birds twittering?” door and ran across the
broken and its heavy double doors so she sat down on it. “But I can’t hear anyone talk- cracked asphalt toward the play-
sagging on their hinges. Peccary studied her more close- ing.” ground, glancing back over his
Staghorn’s leers and Dr. Pec- ly, then straightened with a start. “Perhaps it’s a day of silence.” shoulder as though expecting pur-
cary’s glowers were not for the Staghorn took another long look suit. Reaching the play apparatus
the bottom step of the ladder You’ve deliberately fed false in- hundreds of years to paint their recently, he was as yet unable to
when the schoolhouse door burst formation into Humanac’s mem- pictures. Think of the books that say positively that it was respon-
second time. A young ory cells!” 'will be written, the music that will sible for the splendid health he
open a
woman charged toward him shout- Staghorn turned to glare at his be composed, the magnificent was enjoying. His impatience to
ing, “Paul! Get down from there guest, his eyes flaming at the out- cities that will be built! Everyone know the sociological conse-
at once! Paul!” rageous suggestion. “The only (will have time enough to achieve quences of the hormone had made
She was an attractive woman, hypothetical element I’ve fed into perfection. Think of your work him bring a sample of it to Stag-
but her voice held a note of panic. Humanac is your Y Hormone, Dr. and mine. We’ll live long enough horn.
She ran so swiftly that Paul, Peccary! You saw me do it. You to unravel all the mysteries of the After sniffing at the bottle,
whose ascent of the ladder was watched me check the computer universe!” Staghorn had poured its Contents
accelerated rather than retarded before we started.” Staghorn had said nothing. In- into Humanac’s analyzer.
by her command, hadn’t quite “I refuse to believe that my Y stead, he’d uncorked the small The giant computer gurgled
reached the top when she seized Hormone will bring about the bottle Dr. Peccary had given him and belched a few seconds while it
him around the legs and tried to consequences that machine is pre- and sniffed at it. assessed the nature of the formu-
drag him down. dicting!” The bottle contained a sample la. Then Staghorn connected the
“Please, Miss Terry!” he plead- “It’s the only new factor that of the Y Hormone which Dr. Pec- analyzer with the machine’s mem-
ed desperately. “Just this once let was added.” ‘cary had spent many years de- ory units.
me get to the top! Let me slide “How can you say that? During veloping. Its principal ingredient As far as Humanac was con-
down it just once!” the next hundred years a thou- was a glandular extract from in- cerned, theY Hormone was now
“Get to the top?” Miss Terry sand other factors can enter in.” sects, an organic compound that an accepted part of human his-
was aghast. “You could fall and “But the Y Hormone bears an controlled the insects’ aging proc- tory.
kill yourself. Down you come this essential relationship to the whole. ess. If administered artificially, it But, except for this one added
instant!” Sit down and stop waving your could keep insects in the larval factor, the rest of Humanac’s vast
“Just one time!” Paul wailed. arms. I’m going to see if we can 'stage almost indefinitely. memory was solidly based upon
“Let me do it just once!” get into the school.” Dr. Peccary’s great contribution the complete known history of the
Miss Terry paid no heed to his Peccary sat down, seething. had been to synthesize this extract earth and the human race. Its
anguished cries. She tugged at his
— which affected only insects — principles of operation were the
legs while Paul clung to the hand- ¥T had been a mistake to bring with protein elements that could same as those controlling other
rails. But he was the weaker of his Y Hormone to Staghorn. It be assimilated by mammals and electronic “brains,” which could
the two, and in a few seconds Miss was simply that he’d been think- humans. It had required years of be programmed to predict tides,
Terry had torn him loose and set ing of himself as such a benefac- experimentation, but the result weather, election results or the
him on the ground. Then, seizing tor to the human race that he was his Y Hormone — Y for state of a department-store inven-
him firmly by the hand, she led couldn’t wait to see a sample of Youth. tory at any given date in the fu-
him back toward the schoolhouse. the bright future he intended to In his laboratory he now had ture. Humanac differed chiefly in
Paul went along, sniveling mis- create. playful kittens that were six years the tremendously greater capacity
erably. They entered the building “Think of it, Staghorn!” he’d old and puppies that should have of its memory cells. Over the
and the play yard was once more said happily, earlier in the eve- been fully grown dogs. The only years it had digested thousands
silent and deserted. ning. “The phrase ‘art is long and human he’d so far experimented on of books, codifying and coordi-
“By God, Staghorn,” Peccary time is fleeting’ won’t mean any- was himself. But because he’d nating the information as fast as
Terry,” said Staghorn. He fingered I must never go near fire or my a computer with sufficient infor- The bearded man pointed at
the vernier control. The focal clothing may catch
aflame and mation about the state of the Paul. “There’s the boy,” he said
point slid forward along the cor- burn me up. Rule two: I must world might be able to make ac- quietly. “Take him.”
ridor. keep away from deep water or I curate predictions of events a few Paul let out a shriek of terror
“Stand up and recite, Paul,” may fall in and drown. Rule three: months or possibly a year into the and a corner as the two
fled into
Miss Terry said more sharply. I must stay away from high places future — but not one hundred men advanced. He clawed futilely
170 GALAXY THE I MMORTALS 171
hundred years, and I’m not going years from now—” He broke off,
as they laid hands on him. “For ment and finally got the screen
God’s sake, shut up,” one' of the
to sit here that long. What’s more, glaring at Humanac’s screen which
focused on the corridor again. It
men I’m not going to touch your Y was still focused on the deserted
said with more disgust than was deserted. The bearded man
anger. He pinioned Paul’s arms
Hormone even if you do put it park. “It simply doesn’t make
and his companions had already
while the other man bound them
on the market.” sense!The machine doesn’t give
departed. Staghorn touched the
“There’ll be plenty who will!” any reasons for anything. If there
together with a strip of cloth. controls again, the screen flickered
“That’s what Humanac says, were a way I could talk directly
Miss Terry meanwhile had col- and once more the little park
yes.” to some of those mathematical
lapsed into her chair. One of came into focus. But now it, too,
Dr. Peccary gestured despair- probabilities, question them, ask
Paul’s captors glanced at her and was deserted. None of the ragged
ingly. After all, he did have a them what it’s all about .” He. .
spoke to the bearded man. “What men and women were in sight,
about her?”
conscience. “I simply don’t believe was on his feet, striding back and
neither in the park nor on the
The bearded man stepped close my hormone can be responsible!” forth before the computer again.
street beyond. Staghorn twisted
“I’ll remind you that your pic- “Perhaps there is a way,” Stag-
to Miss Terry and put a hand on the focus in all directions without
ture was on the classroom wall horn said quietly.
her shoulder. She recoiled as from discovering anyone.
and that the sixth rule read by “Eh?”
a snake. “How old are you?” he “That whistle we heard was ob-
asked. Miss Terry made some in-
that boy indicated that he was “I said that it may be possible
viously some kind of alarm,” he
supposed to start using your hor- for you to talk with them.”
articulate squeaks and the man said. “Everyone must be in hiding
spoke more sharply. “When were — mone when he reached the age “How?”
from the Atavars, whoever they
you born?”
of twenty-one. That would be “By making your mind a tem-
are. I strongly suspect that beard-
about the age to stop growing porary part of the computer.”
“Two thousand four,” she man- ed fellow of being one.”
aged to stutter.
older.” Peccary studied the huge ma-
“You might as well shut it off,
“That boy is nothing but a chine apprehensively — its ranks
The bearded man considered Staghorn,” Dr. Peccary Said cold-
this and shook his head. “Over ly. “It’s too much nonsense for any
mathematical probability!” of memory units, its chambers of
flickering tubes, the labyrinth of
fifty. By that time they’re hope- sane man to swallow. And unless
less. Leave her and bring the boy.” that machine can provide a full
Unp HAT'S a h you and I are,” circuits. “How would you go about
Staghorn said owlishly. it?”
Miss Terry let out an agonized and satisfactory explanation as to
“Mathematical probabilities. De- “I put you in the transmitter,”
wail of protest and fainted across why my Y Hormone will bring
spite Omar, nothing exactly like Staghorn said. He stepped away
her desk. One of the men slung about the conditions depicted on
either of us has ever existed be- from the console and slid back a
Paul over his shoulder and the that screen, I see no reason to
fore or will exist again.” panel to reveal a niche with a seat
bearded leader led the group from keep the hormone off the market.”
“But damn it. Staghorn . .
.” in it. Above the seat was a sort
the room. Staghorn turned from the con-
Dr. Peccary sat down, his face in of helmet that resembled a hair
trols tostudy his companion. “The
his hands. “It’s worth millions! drier in a beauty parlor, except
A MAZING,” murmured Stag- only possible way that Humanac
J-*- I’ve invested years of work and that it was studded with hundreds
horn. “Absolutely amazing. could give us the entire back-
One never knows what all the money I could scrape to- of tiny magnets and transistors.
to expect.” ground of events leading up to
gether. I don’t see anything wrong Staghorn indicated the helmet.
“Pure gibberish,” said Peccary, what we’ve just seen would be to
in a scientist’s profiting by his “This picks up and amplifies brain
then betrayed his interest by say- set the time control to the present
ing, “Can you follow them?” and then leave the machine run-
And to keep it off the
discoveries. waves. I’ve used it to record the
“I’m
market just because that insane cephalic wave pattern of about a
trying to.” Staghorn ning until it arrived at this same
computer says that a hundred hundred men and women. The re-
worked at the geographic adjust- period again. That would take a
172 GALAXY THE IMMORTALS 173
i
cordings are built into the com- “Nothing. That’s just it. The Dr. Peccary examined Staghorn you’re in focus it might be impos-
puter, enabling Humanac to assign moment I turn Humanac into in amazement. He had often sus- sible to — ah — disengage you.”
a mathematical evaluation to the the future to get a prediction, the pected that Staghorn’s genius was Dr. Peccary could find no mean-
influence of human emotion in screen goes dead. Do you know tinged with madness. “You’re not ing whatsoever in this statement,
making historic decisions. In your why it goes dead?” Staghorn suggesting that those those
. . . except confirmation of his suspi-
case, instead of making a record- looked at Peccary with a pleased images are conscious?” cion that Staghorn was mad. He
ing of your brain waves, I’d feed smile and didn’t wait for Peccary “Ah! What is consciousness?” felt this so strongly that he started
the impulses directly into Huma- to cue him. “It goes dead because, “I didn’t come here to get into to rise from his seat and escape
nac’s memory units.” if war were declared, Humanac a metaphysical argument.” from the transmitter cell. But at
“And what would happen would be the first target for enemy “No, but it’s only fair for me to that moment Staghorn lowered
then?” bombs. When it predicts a future suggest the possible emotional haz- the helmet onto his head. The sen-
“I’m not altogether sure,” said event, it has to take all factors zards involved in hooking you up sation he experienced was so novel
Staghorn, and seemed to Pec-
it into consideration. If one of those to Humanac. Because you have to and startlingthat he remained
cary that Staghorn was finding a factors is its own destruction, it admit that you’// be conscious seated. For a second or two he
definite relish in his uncertainty. can predict nothing beyond that during the experiment.” could feel the tiny metallic con-
“I’ve never tried the experiment moment.” “Certainly. But I’ll be sitting tacts on the inside of the helmet
before.” right there.” Peccary pointed to pressing against his skull, but this
“I might get electrocuted?” T3ECCARY repeated this sen- the seat in the transmitter unit. sensation of physical pressure van-
“No. There’s no danger of that tence in his mind while he “In a sense, yes. Very well, take ished almost at once. It was re-
happening. The current that acti- slowly digested its meaning. What your seat.” placed by one of headlessness. His
vates the transmitter comes from it seemed to mean was that, al- Peccary eyed the helmet un- body up to his chin still seemed
your own brain, and as you know, though Staghorn and Peccary easily “I’m not sure I want to do to be sitting in the transmitter —
such electrical impulses are ex- thought of Humanac as only a this.” but his intellect had lost com-
tremely feeble. That isn’t what complicated machine, Humanac’s “But you do want to make mil- pletely its sense of localization in
worries me.” opinion of itself was altogether lions from the Y Hormone. And the head.
“Well then, what does?” otherwise. It could foresee its own you want to enjoy it with a clear He
could think clearly enough,
“In 'some ways Humanac be- death. conscience. Perhaps it’s as you say but had no notion as to the spot
haves peculiarly like a living or- “I often wonder,” mused Stag- — there may be other factors in- where his thoughts originated. In-
ganism. For example, there’s one horn, “about those people we see volved. By knowing what they are deed, the whole concept of rela-
prediction it can never make. Sev- wandering around on Staghorn’s you may be able to negate their tive seemed ridiculous.
position
eral times I’ve fed into it the screen. To us they’re only images influence.” Staghorn’s voice was a At the same instant he felt tall as
hypothetical information that the made by a stream of electrons hit- soft purr as he took Dr. Peccary’s a mountain and as low as a rug.
two opposing factions of the world ting the end of a cathode ray tube. arm and urged him into the trans- His mind could fill the entire uni-
have declared war. Naturally Their space and time is an illu- mitter unit. Peccary sat down. verse, while resting neatly in a
everyone would like to know sion. All the same, Humanac com- The seat was small and hard. thimble. He could also see Stag-
about the outcome of such a war.” prises an entire system — a system “Just bear one thing in mind,” horn, his eyes continued to
for
Staghorn paused, gazing lovingly modeled as accurately as possible Staghorn said. “Don’t get lost. It function and transmit optical pat-
at his majestic creation. on our own. It’s just possible that will be best if you stay in the little terns,but precisely where he was
“And what happens?” Dr. Pec- the boy we saw, Paul, was experi- park where I can see you and while receiving these patterns he
cary said impatiently. encing a real terror.” where you’ll be in focus. Unless couldn’t possibly say.
174 GALAXY THE IMMORTALS 175
He heard Staghorn remark, earth. His Y Hormone was used he must have the courage to get nervous. “But I’m sure that kid-
“Fine. The connection is perfect. the world over. A mile away, on |
it. So he forced himself to the naping is against the law. If you
It’s always better when the sub- the outskirts of town, he could see curb at the edge of the park. When don’t release that boy I’ll have to
ject is bald. I’m going to switch a portion of his huge production
J
the riders were within speaking — tomake a citizen’s arrest!” Pec-
you over into Humanac’s circuits plant. He lived in a majestic pal- ;
distance, he managed to hail them cary knew that his words sounded
now.” ace surrounded by every manner with, “Hey, you!” ridiculous. From the way the three
Staghorn’s hand moved across of automatic protective device. His nervousness madewords his riders exchanged glances it was
the controls and one of his long Protection? From what? And how harsh. But then, there was no rea- evident that they thought the
fingers flipped a switch. had he dared to venture out here son why he should speak politely same thing.
in the park alone? But wait . . .
i to kidnapers. He saw that Paul “He’s going to make a citizen’s
THIS was the last Dr. Peccary wait. It was all an illusion. Actu- was conscious. The boy had a gag arrest,” commented the one who
saw of Roger Staghorn. In- ally he was only an image on over his mouth but his eyes were liked to repeat whatever Peccary
stantly he found himself standing Humanac’s screen, a mathematical i open. said.
in the center of the small park probability. “Hush,” said the bearded leader.
in his home town. His reaction was He must keep that fact firmly .
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1 HE three riders reined in their And then to Peccary, “What’s
not one of alarm. Quite to the in mind, or he might lose his men- horses and looked at Peccary your name, son?”
contrary, his immediate thought tal balance. with frank curiosity. “Clarence Peccary. If you don’t
was one of surprise that
he wasn’t Hegazed about at the town, “Here’s one that didn’t hide,” do as I say I’ll — ” He stopped
alarmed. Standing there in the dismayed by its appearance. Not one of them remarked, in a tone short, his heart leaping as the force
little square felt entirely normal a person in sight. Not even an that Dr. Peccary decidedwas dis- of his indiscretion struck him.
and proper. automobile. Of course, the motor respectful. He stepped forward The three men had been struck
Next he was jolted by the reali- car might have become obsolete boldly. also.
zation that he must be an image during the passage of a hundred “May I ask what you intend to The two younger ones were al-
on Humanac’s screen. He quickly years. There must be some new do with that boy?” he demanded. ready on the ground, one on either
looked about in all directions, half mode of transportationsome- — “He wants to know what we side of him. Only the bearded man
expecting to see Staghorn’s huge thing undreamed of a century ago! intend to do with the boy,” said remained mounted. He leaned for-
face peering down from the sky While he was wondering what the same man. ward. “I thought you looked fa-
like God. There was no sign of this might be, he heard a clop- “Yes, I heard what he said,” miliar. You’re Doctor Peccary of
Staghorn, however. The world clop-clopping and was astonished the bearded man remarked quiet- the Y Hormone?” His voice was
about him was as three-dimension- to see three horsemen approaching ly. He hadn’t ceased to study Pec- a menacing whisper. Peccary final-
al as any he’d ever known. He the square. As they came closer cary with his piercing blue eyes. ly answered with a slow nod.
was in his home town a hundred he recognized them as the bearded Now he urged his horse closer. “He must have flipped, running
years after he’d last seen it. man and his two companions. “You must be a stranger here, around alone like this,” a man be-
Good lord! He was a hundred The boy Paul was bound firmly son?” side him said. “However, let’s
and forty-two years old! behind one of the saddles. “Not exactly,” said Peccary. never insult fortune!”
This realization was followed A strange panic arose in Dr. “As a matter of fact, I was born This was the last Dr. Peccary
by a host of others. Like a man Peccary’s breast, but he managed here. That was some time ago and heard. For at that instant one of
coming out of amnesia, his past be- to suppress it with a reminder it’s true I haven’t been here re- the men — he never knew which —
gan filling with memories. He was that this was all illusion. He was cently.” The way the bearded man struck him forcibly over the head
rich. He was the richest man on here for purposes of information; stared at him made him extremely with a blunt instrument.
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Ill geographic locator, he twiddled it
exactly three hours. turning toward the park and the remember you. We
right. I don’t almost reptilian lassitude.
Whether or not he could find sunlit streets. All were so much must have met ages and ages ago.” “They get shorter all the time,”
Dr. Peccary in that period of time the same age and of such similar “This is the first time we’ve said Jenny, and turned away as
Staghorn had no way of knowing; beauty that it was difficult to dis- met. You were pointed out to me though the conversation bored her.
but at least he should be able to tinguish individual members of by a friend.” The man too had lost interest.
get himself back into focus at the the same sex. But he finally rec- She considered this with a Staghorn stood ignored for a
proper moment. Then, in case he’d ognized the girl Dr. Peccary had puzzled air, and, idly curious, said, moment and then spoke bluntly.
failed to find Peccary, he could re- identified as Jenny Cheever. She “Do you want to marry me?” ‘Who are the Atavars?”
set the time clock and try again. had an attractive strawberry birth- “Good heavens, no!” The word produced the first
Next he opened a second trans- mark on her hip. Jenny didn’t seem to be insulted genuine reaction. Jenny leaped to
mitter unit, sat down on the little She strolled back into the park by his abruptness. “I just won- her feet. The man turned red.
seat and pulled the helmet down accompanied by a young man. dered why you’d speak to me,” she “Don’t say that word!” Jenny
on his head. As sensations of vast- The two of them took possession said. “Because if you want to said.
ness and lost dimensions spread of the bench where Jenny had marry me you have to wait. I’ve “I’m sorry. I’m a stranger.”
through him, he reached out and been seated earlier. They sat well promised to marry him first.” She “No one can be that much of a
pressed down the switch that apart from each other, silently gestured to the man on the bench stranger!”
would pour his own brain impulses contemplating the other passers- with her. The man looked at Stag- “It’s indecent,” the man said. He
into Humanac’s circuits. by. horn for the first time. stood up and touched Jenny’s arm.
Feeling that his knowledge of “Yeah,” he said. “I feel my blood pounding. Let’s
T NSTANTLY, as with Dr. Pec- Jenny’s name constituted a sort of go get married.”
cary, Staghorn found himself introduction, Staghorn approached SEE,” said Staghorn. “And Jenny nodded and, with a cold
standing in the little park. the couple. The man paid no at- when is this merry event
. . .
glance at Staghorn, moved away
He examined his hands and tention tohim but Jenny watched to take place?” with her companion. Staghorn was
slapped his sides a few times, tak- him curiously. Staghorn was not a “Some day,” Jenny said indif- tempted to follow and demand an
ing time to assimilate the fact that man over whom women swooned, ferently. “When we both feel like answer to his question when he
he felt perfectly solid. Ah, Bishop and it occurred to him that she it. There’s no use rushing things. saw Miss Terry approaching. Miss
Berkeley was right all the time! found something odd about his I don’t want to use up all the men Terry was more likely to have the
The universe was subjective — a dark suit and thick spectacles. He too soon.” information he needed, and in any
creation of consciousness! seemed to be the only man in “Use them up?” case — since she was only in her
He left off these speculations town wearing either. “He’ll be my twenty-fifth hus- fifties — she was less than half of
and recalled himself to his mis- “How do you do,” he said to band.” Jenny Cheever’s age. He hoped
sion. her. “I believe you’re Ben Chee- “Yeah,” said the man. “She’ll this would make a difference
Glancing around, he saw that ver’s daughter.” be my thirty-second wife.” in her attitude. That she was cap-
people were beginning to reap- She continued to examine him “Your marriages very can’t last able of emotion he already knew.
pear. They came up from base- languidly, slowly stroking a heavy Despite the
long,” said Staghorn. Her expression, as she approached,
ments and out of the doors of the strand of her auburn hair. “Am I?” physical of both
attractiveness was disconsolate.
dilapidated houses and buildings. she said at last. “It’s been so long Jenny and her escort, Staghorn Staghorn bowed low before her
If there had been a panic, there I’ve forgotten. But then I had to began to feel clammy in their and introduced himself. “Good af-
fully in an abstract universe. He was several miles north of town world of mortals.”
pupil, Paul.”
and could be reached by follow- In the seven and a half decades
Her tears dropped more freely. grasped Miss Terry by the arm.
ing a dirt road. To his inquiry as since, however, this true picture
“Sooner or later I knew they’d get “I’ll go after him myself. Where
him. The only child in town. And do I find him?” to where he could rent a car, Miss had suffered badly.
now I have nothing to do. Noth- “You can’t find him! If you fol- Terry went blank again. There In the absence of curtains and
ing at all!” low they’ll capture you too!” were no cars. They had been draperies, and in the nudeness of
— “I’ll chance that! Where have abolished before Miss Terry was the mannekins whose purpose
“They? Just who are they
the Atavars?” they gone?” born. She thought there might be could only have been to display
one in the museum. twentieth century costumes, Stag-
Miss Terry turned pale. “Don’t “I can’t tell you! They might
say it,” she pleaded. “In time punish me!” Staghorn glanced at his watch. horn gained a hint as to where
I’ll
He’d already been in the trans- the populace got at least a part of
forget.” Staghorn shook her heartily,
mitter thirty minutes. He had only the rags they wore. He didn’t
“But where have they taken ignoring the fact that she was
Paul? And what will they do with two and a half hours to get to pause to examine details, however.
over fifty. “Tell me! It so happens
him?” that besides Paul, they’ve captured High Canyon, rescue Dr. Peccary A wall directory with a faded map
and Paul and return to the square. of the building had given him the
“He’ll die, of course.” She spoke Dr. Clarence Peccary, and I’m re-
He dared not cut too fine.
it location of the wing of twentieth
these words almost indifferently, sponsible for his life!”
He’d have to be back with a few century machines. He headed
then wept copiously as she added, At this statement Miss Terry
minutes to spare. there at once, passing by displays
“But I’ll live on with nothing to let out a cry of horror. “They’ve
So, after learning the location of of tractors, bulldozers, jackham-
do!” caught Dr. Peccary? No! No!”
“Then why the museum, he took off at a run. mers and other commonplaces be-
didn’t someone stop “They most certainly have. So
reaching the automobiles.
them?” He gestured angrily at the hurry up and tell me — ” It was evident that at some fore
183
182 GALAXY THE IMMORTALS
There was an excellent selec- Dr. Peccary sat up and touched “Only until my demolition “And who is that?”
tion of standard and sports mod- the back of his head gingerly. It squad is ready. Then we take you The bearded man looked down
a uniform gray under their
els, all was very, very sore. He’d never to your production plant where at him balefully. “Yourself, Dr.
coats of dust — and all of them had an illusion quite like this be- you produce the Y Hormone. Peccary! That’s why we’re so de-
out of gas. fore. Besides, the illusion had per- There will be a gun at your back, lighted to capture you — because
After so long a time it was doubt- sisted too long. How long had he of course. You know the combina- now you’ll never use it again!”
ful if any would have run anyway. been out? Hours? Days? Good tion to get us safely past the au- Peccary stared at him aghast.
He had simply hoped that one lord, had Staghorn deserted him? tomatic guards. Ah, I’ve waited all “I understand now! You mean to
lone attendant might have kept The bearded man ushered the my life for this! Once we’re in the steal it. You mean to force it out
one in working condition. doctor out, locked the door and plant, my men will do the rest.” of me and start producing the Y
In the next room, however, he came back to observe Peccary. He “You’re going to blow it up?” Hormone yourself!”
found the reward for his effort. put a booted foot on the chair and “Absolutely!” This accusation resulted in a
Bicycles. He chose a racing model. leaned an elbow on his knee. violent reaction from the bearded
Afew minutes later he was ped- “I hardly need tell you, Dr. ?? A ND what do you gain by man. He grasped Peccary by the
aling rapidlynorthward on the dirt Peccary,” he said, “that this is the that? The formula for the lapels of his jacket and hauled
road that led to High Canyon. happiest day of my life.” Y Hormone still exists!” him to his feet. Peccary could feel
“But not of mine,” Peccary re- The bearded man laughed. the man’s powerful hands trem-
IV sponded sourly. “I doubt if you “Yes, I can see you’ve been out bling with rage.
can make it a bit worse by telling of touch with the world. It’s been “You fool! You utter imbecile!
R. PECCARY could feel fin- me what this is all about and what thirty years since the country pro- Don’t even yet know who we
gers probing at his sore head. you plan to do with me.” duced anyone capable of working are?”
A bit of damp cloth or cotton was The bearded man showed sur- with that formula. That’s when Peccary was so throttled by the
pressed against his upper lip. The prise. “You don’t know?” the last university closed dowfi — man’s clutch that he could only
sharp odor that stabbed his nos- “No! I know!” Peccary
don’t thirty years ago.” waggle his head in the negative.
trilsmade him jerk his head away was losing his detachment. “That’s shocking,” said Dr. Pec- The bearded man’s face came
and suck in his breath. The bearded man considered cary. “But my experiments showed close to his.
“Good. He’s coming around.” him thoughtfully. “I shouldn’t have conclusively that the Y
Hormone “We’re mortals!” He flung Pec-
Dr. Peccary opened his eyes. let the doctor go so soon. Appar- has no deleterious effect upon in- cary back on the bunk contemptu-
For a few seconds faces and ob- ently you were hit harder than telligence. I took every precau- ously. “We accept our allotted
jects swung around him giddily, we thought. On the other hand tion!” span of years and call it quits.
but finally the environment it’s just possible, living as you “Nothing wrong with anyone’s But during that time we live! We
achieved stability. He saw that he have these seventy years
last intelligence,” said the bearded have to. It’s all the time we have!”
was in a log cabin, on a bunk. locked up in your palace and iso- man, “except that no one’s under He glared at Peccary a moment
Seated in a chair beside him was lated from the rest of the world, pressure to use it. When the fu- before resuming in a milder tone.
a man whose manner could belong that you’ve lost touch with what ture stretches on indefinitely, it “After we destroy your produc-
only to a doctor. Standing behind is going on.”
gets easier and easier to put things tion plant, Dr. Peccary, we’re go-
off until tomorrow — even educa-
the doctor was the bearded man. “I’ve lost touch with a great ing to kill you. You might as well
“He’ll be all right,” the doctor many things. Obviously I’m a tion — until finally it’s put off for- know. It’s the only way to make
said, packing bottles and probes prisoner. How long is this going to ever. There’s only one man living certain that the formula for the Y
into his little black bag. last?”
who understands that formula.” Homone will never be used again.”
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I
Then he smiled. “But take con-
With the plant destroyed
solation.
you’d gradually get old and die
anyway. For the brief period be-
forewe execute you, you might
even regain an appreciation for
life.” He bent suddenly, gripped
Peccary’s wrist and hauled him to
you might
his feet again. “In fact,
have forgotten what life is. I’ll re-
fresh your memory. Come along!”
He dragged Peccary to the
door, opened it and led him out-
side.
Peccary looked around. He
found himself on the level floor of
a canyon whose vertical walls rose
high on either side He recognized
the place at once. Often when he
was a boy he’d come here to camp
overnight. It had been a delight-
ful wilderness with a year-round
stream.
181
who survived never recovered. “I see no reason to delay an in-
new race! You asked earlier what cause he knows he’s going to die
Every new mouth to feed was a stant.”
we intended to do with the boy anyway sooner or later, but can’t An extra horse had been pro-
threat. Childbirth practically
we kidnaped. There he is.” And you see the psychological shock vided for Dr. Peccary. He was on
stopped. But that left the remain-
he pointed toward the canyon to the immortals when one of
ing immortals in a very soft posi- the point of being forcibly hoisted
wall. them dies? A man who had the when he was given
into the saddle
tion. For years now they’ve been
Peccary looked and saw Paul potential of living forever, sudden-
existing on the leftovers from civ- a reprieve by a diversion of an-
climbing upward along crevices ly wiped out! It’s like the end of
ilization, finding shelter in the old other kind.
and ledges. The bearded man the world. And so they started
Approaching on the path through
houses, ransacking the attics and
cupped his hands to his mouth and eliminating hazards. Automobiles
closets of the dead for scraps of the center of the canyon, pedaling
shouted. “Paul! How is it?” went first. Then planes and trains.
daring to plant a few his bicycle frantically, came —
clothing,
The boy straightened on a They weren’t needed anyway, be- Staghorn!
crops in areas where they’ll grow
rocky pinnacle and looked back. cause people stopped traveling. To —
with little care. And after that
His face was ecstatic. “I’m climb- travel to court accident. But one
ing!” he crowed. “I’ve never been
so high! I’m climbing all the way
is
“We have to chance it,” he said. They were over the park power was shut off. Then slowly he moved to a
‘When I start running, run with and onto the grass. A bullet Some twenty minutes later he laboratory sink and poured the
me!” crashed into Staghorn’s leg and he had finished draining Dr. Peccary’s contents of the bottle down the
The second hand crept on. A fell, diving forward. sample of the Y Hormone from drain.
minute left. Staghorn judged the “Got him!” cried his great- Humanac’s analyzer and had thor- “I can’t help wondering,” mused
distance from their hiding place grandson. “Now get Peccary!” oughly cleansed the computer of Staghorn, “of whose computer
to the grassy plot where the any last traces of it. He handed we’re a part right now slight —
bearded man was standing. About npHREE shots rang out as one. the little bottle of the hormone factors in the chain of causation
seventy-five yards. Could he do But at some point in the bul- back to Dr. Peccary. that started God knows when and
seventy-five yards in ten seconds? lets’ flight toward Peccary and “There,” he said. “As far as Hu- will end . .
.”
Could Peccary? Thirty seconds Staghorn, the square and every- manac is concerned, it’s as though “When someone pulls the
left . twenty-five twenty. thing in it vanished. it never was. as Do you wish.” switch,” said Dr. Peccary.
— DAVID DUNCAN
. . . . .
He’d never gone through such a Staghorn found himself sitting Dr. Peccary looked at the bottle
painful count-down fifteen . . in Humanac’s transmitter unit.
seconds The timeclock had functioned.
“Ready, Dr. Peccary. It’s now He was disengaged.
or never.” He lifted the helmet from his FORECAST
Thirteen tweleve eleven head and stumbled from the cell,
The next issue, like this one you have in your hands, looks like a
. . . . . .
. . “Go!”
. drawing a trouser leg up to ex-
amine his leg. It seemed that he
peach, a pip, a corker, a —
how about leaving the superlatives to Mad Ave
Staghorn burst from his hiding and saying it's another darned good issue?
place with Peccary at his heels. could detect a scar. Then he Among the novelets are:
They dashed for the square. They turned and helped Dr. Peccary FIGHTING SPIRIT by Daniel F. Galouye, who has never left the field
were over the curb and into the from the other transmitter. Both and we hope never will. Blurb: "Space combat was what I'd been trained for.
street before the men in the park men stepped toward the console had wangled the job. Now all had to do was find out what was supposed
saw their approach and let out to look at Humanac’s screen.
I I
to combat." No superlatives, remember, but it's not easy the story behind — I
“Dip and weave, Dr. Peccary! park.The bearded man and his Then there's THE WRONG
WORLD by J. T. McIntosh, who also hasn't
been a stray. Say "Oops, sorry" to a planet that has been conquered by
Dip and weave!”
They dipped and wove, while
companions were now exchanging
glances of consternation. After a
mistake? No, find a diplomatic formula —
meaning justify conquest or else! —
And H. B. Fyfe, who has been away far too long, returns with ROUND-
bullets ripped at their clothing. moment the bearded man wet his
AND-ROUND James Thurber kind of story, as can be noted from the
TRIP, a
They were running right into the lips. “Maybe he was right,” he
following: “All he wanted to do was go from here to there but somehow —
fire, making better targets at every said in awed tones. “No one but the entire Milky Way had been converted into a squirrel cage."
stride.Staghorn ran with his watch my great-grandfather could ever
Short stories, certainly, and possibly another novelet, perhaps a short-
in his hand, and never had time do a trick like that. And maybe short . . .
and distance diminished so slow- what he said is true. It’s all illu- And Willy Ley adds THE MOON WORM
to our regular features. It's a
ly- sion. We’re nothing but mathe- weird one, right enough. Downright hard to believe, but true, every word
Seven seconds, six, five, and matical probabilities!” of it.
they were still alive and across At this point Staghorn hauled See you next issue?
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