Student Code Of Conduct
NASCITUR   - Dress Code: Proper military attire is to be
MORTEM 
PRAEVENIAM  usage is STRICTLY prohibited. Phone
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Education To The Highest Calibre
As the threats of school shooters plagues the nation, the
integrity of our education system is perpetually in
jeopardy. To keep our schools safe, our institutions have
taken up arms to meet the oncoming doom with
unflinching resolve. Our own New York State is ready to
fortify; Staten Island Technical Infantry, formerly known
as Staten Island High, is taking precautions in the military
spirit to ensure no harm has a single opportunity to
compromise our students. The district is ready to fight
guns with guns.​ ​It’s time to enlist.
New Standardized Schedule
worn at all times, individuality is to be
shunned; Uniforms cost $225, a spare
- 06:00 - 07:10 Pickup/Drop Off by AV/8B
Harrier w/ Integrated VTOL (HIV)
uniform is expected. Arriving to training out - 07:15 - 07:24 Flag Ceremony
of dress will result in one (1) infraction. - 07:30 - 8:22 Period 1
- Phone Usage: Outside of in-class usage - 08:29 - 9:21 Period 2
and emergency tactical situations, phone - 09:21 - 9:29 Weapons Inspection
usage not sanctioned by staff will result in
(1) infraction
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09:35 - 10:00 Silent Sustained Calisthenics
10:00 - 10:05 Recovery Period
10:05 - 10:57 Period 3
- Missing Work: each missing assignment - 11:04 - 12:01 Period 4
constitutes one (1) refraction that can be - 12:01 - 12:05 Lunch
waived at teachers discretion - 12:06 - 12:35 Tactical Briefing
- PDA: Any form of public affection is - 12:39 - 13:31 Period 5
completely and totally not allowed and - 13:38 - 14:30 Period 6
discouraged. A PDA infraction counts as two - 14:30 - 15:00 Activation of Integrated
(2) standard infractions Defense Sentries (AIDS)
- Absences and Tardies: Unexcused
absences and tardies are completely
unacceptable and after fifiteen separate ____________________________________
“TA” infractions, a conference will be set up Updated Lunchtime Rations
between teachers, parents, the assistant
principal, and the general. Tardies and -Choice of hamburger, pizza, or pasta-flavored
absences also constitutes (1) standard MRE
infraction.
- Physical Contact: Physical contact, -Standard-issue water flask
harassment, bullying, hazing, and anything
of the like between students is completely -De-hydrated juice-concentrate bar
acceptable as it constitutes CQC training.
-150 mL synthesized somatotropic hormonal growth
Infraction Related Discipline promoter
- 1-3 infractions: warning sent home
- 4-6 infractions: galley duty, possible detention
-2% milk
- 7-9 infractions: public humiliation, parent confrence
- 10-15 infractions: corporal punishment/week
suspension
- 16-25 infractions: public humiliation by corporal
punishment, conference with general
- 26 infractions - dishonorable discharge 
 Background/ Requirements
Our institution was established in 2016
following an exponential increase in campus
massacres during the 2010s. As debates on
this topic have grown more heated, we’ve
decided that it is only fair to pack our own
brand of heat. We believe that the solution
lies in the arming of not only the teachers, but
the students as well. Any participants that
decide to fight tooth and nail in order to
guarantee their right to a full education must
meet the requirements of:
● Knowledge of how to utilize such
vehicles as the M1117 Armored
Security Vehicle (ASV), which aid
battlefield circulation, and the M1A2
Abrams Main Battle Tank, a staple in
contemporary tank warfare.. (The
Abrams requires additional caution,
as the lack of rear-view mirrors has
caused students to be intentionally
run over)
● Standard weapons training (Can be
taken as a summer class and also
provides a GPA boost)
● Completion of two full years of
Physical Education with at least a
90% (Includes Walking PE​)
● Must not have any referrals on one’s
school transcript, as disobedience
can cause havoc in the brink of battle.
● Must have participated in school
hosted events such as “Meme Day”.
Schoolwide Regulations Adjustments Quotes From Admin
New admin-sponsored clubs: ● “My 20 years of experience
- Military Tech Club within classified government ops
- Staten Island Center for Nuclear Weapons Design definitely helped out with the
- Historical Militaries Club (H&M’s) everyday protection of our
- Mock Central of Intelligence Agency beloved students” ​-John “Soap”
- Nuremberg Trial McTavish, vice-principal, formerly
- Youth NRA of Task Force 141
- Normandy Remembrance Club ● “Live fire missile testing and
- Trebuchet Fan Club experimental weapons
- Anime Club development has added a new
level of creativity”​- Peter
Additional A-G Electives: Constantine von Braun, AP Physics
- Tactical Assessment teacher and son of V-2 developer
- Strategic Geopolitics Wernher von Braun
- Gun Maintenance/Experimental Infantry ● “All of our ROTC students are
- AP Weapons Development/Procedures capable of performing the same
- AP Counterterrorism AB/BC military tasks as our Navy Seals,
- AP Vehicular Warfare [provisional license provided] with the advantage of fresh
- IB HL Threat Assessment/Missile Defense knowledge about the
- IB SL Aerial Warfare mitochondria, the powerhouse of
- [Double-weighted, Pentagon-dual enrollment] the cell”​- Curtis M. Scaparrotti,
AP Calc E/Intro to Theoretical Orbital Weapons ROTC sergeant, biology teacher,
- AP MRE-Oriented Culinary and retired four-star general
- Enhanced Interrogation Tactics AB/BC ● “Boasting of our artillery
  programs alongside our
marching band serves to provide
our athletes a courage boost at
home field”​- Peyton Manning,
drafted for educational service
following NFL retirement