RO RICK’S VERY POPULAR TWEETS #1

IN MARCH 2018, I DECLARED MYSELF A ‘ROHINGYA’ -

LIKE MAUNG ZARNI DID.

SATIRE IS A GREAT WAY TO LEARN,

HERE ARE MY TWITTER POSTS -

AS 'RO RICK’…..

by Rick Heizman, July 15, 2018

FIRST ONES:

1 - I ALSO, NOW DECLARE THAT I AM A ROHINGYA - anybody can join, right? AND,
like MAUNG ZARNI I am a BUDDHIST ROHINGYA! No problem with that, right? SO,
FELLOW RO'S -I am now RO RICK - the BUDDHIST ROHINGYA!

2 - RO RICK HERE! HI FELLOW RO'S! Now that I am with you I see some things we
should address. We must show the world our DIVERSITY and MULTICULTURALISM.
We must show the world the BUDDHIST ROHINGYA like Maung Zarni and Myself.

3 - HI FELLOW RO'S! To change world perception we must be CLEVER. We can

convince the world how TOLERANT we are in a simple way. Whenever we speak we
should always SHOW some BUDDHIST STATUES with us. The world will see our
SINCERITY. Right?

4 - FELLOW RO'S - As a scholar of HISTORY I can help our cause by showing OUR
GREAT HISTORY. Ex: the world know very little about the 2000 yrs of VEDIC, HINDU
AND BUDDHIST KINGDOMS of BENGAL lands, and how we were brutally forced by
FOREIGN ISLAMIC ARMIES to CONVERT.

5 - OK, now that I am a ‘Rohingya’ (a rare Buddhist Rohingya) let’s work together to
FOOL the WORLD and FABRICATE and MANIPULATE HISTORY. Let’s EXTERMINATE
ALL INFIDELS while we scream 'VICTIM' and 'GENOCIDE' - THE WORLD IS OURS,
TO FOOL!

6 - FELLOW ROHINGYAS - RO RICK HERE- We must demand that Myanmar treat

Rohingya EXACTLY as Pakistan, Bangladesh, Malaysia do. PAKISTAN - 300,000
Rohingya, NO citizenship. BANGLADESH - 1,000,000 CANNOT leave camps,
MALAYSIA - NO citizenship, NO legal work.

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CONFUSION ABOUT IDENTITY - WHAT IS ‘ROHINGYA’?

1 - RO RICK HERE - a few days ago I became a ROHINGYA - because, after all,
WHAT IS ROHINGYA? ANYONE can join us, or MAKE UP A NEW NAME! It's easy!
We’ve been called CHITTAGONIANS, BENGALIS, ARAKAN MUSLIMS, now
ROHINGYA - what next?

2 - MORE IDEAS FROM RO RICK - OKAY GUYS, There is one thing that makes us
look totally STUPID - we tell people that we are INSULTED by the term BENGALI, but,
we forgot that our BIGGEST mosque is named BENGALI SUNNI JAMAE MOSQUE.

3 - RO RICK AGAIN...More about our BIGGEST mosque - you know, people will not
believe us about how the term BENGALI is so INSULTING, when we use it for the
name of our BIGGEST mosque, especially because we spell every word 2 ways!?!?

4 - RO RICK HERE - My friend just told me that I might be WRONG - the mosque
must be RIGHT - if it uses Bengali then Bengali is RIGHT and ROHINGYA is the
INSULTING term. SORRY FELLOW ROHINGYAS! Obviously the mosque is RIGHT -
ROHINGYA is INSULTING!

5 - WELL, being a BEGINNING ROHINGYA or BENGALI is CONFUSING - now I know

why MAUNG ZARNI (fake Phd) is so CONFUSED. WHAT ARE WE? I prefer
CHITTAGONIAN, since we SPEAK that dialect, and it SHOWS our ROOTS, so we can
be PROUD CHITTAGONIANS!

GENOCIDE - OUR STRATEGY

1 - RO RICK HAS ANOTHER MATTER WHICH NEEDS ATTENTION: We need to be

very clever when we shout and scream GENOCIDE because, obviously it is
IMPOSSIBLE for a population GREATLY INCREASING to be victims of a GENOCIDE. I
think we should still LIE about it, but SKILLFULLY.

2 - RO RICK continuing about GENOCIDE - we should NOT publicize the fact that
there have been about 100,000 BIRTHS in the refugee camps in LESS than a year,
and NOT EVEN CLOSE to a 10th of that number are were KILLED.

3 - MORE ABOUT GENOCIDE FROM RO RICK-we have to slyly HIDE THE FACT that
our STATED GOAL is to carry out a GENOCIDAL ETHNIC CLEANSING of the land and
declare our APARTHEID ISLAMIC STATE. We MUST continue CONFUSING the
WORLD.

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4 - OKAY FELLOW ROHINGYA / BENGALIS, whatever we are, I THINK I'M GETTING
THE HANG OF IT, THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE. So, our SUPREMACISM means
that we don't even RECOGNIZE BUDDHISM and HINDUISM as VALID RELIGIONS!

5 - RO RICK more....So we also HATE diversity, multiculturalism, democracy, and

secularism. THAT'S RIGHT! We want an ISLAMIC STATE, with ONLY US LIVING IN IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?

RAPES

1 - HI AGAIN! RO RICK HERE: let's talk about RAPES. It is close to 8 months since
the OVERWHELMING response to our TINY attack in Aug, 2017. ALL WOMEN RAPED
by Burmese and Rakhine will have a DNA test, and also their babies - THAT WILL
EXPOSE THE LIARS! OK?

2 - RO RICK CONTINUES ABOUT DNA TESTING: If the baby has Rakhine or Burmese
DNA, and the mother doesn’t then that is PROOF. And if the baby doesn’t have
Rakhine or Burmese DNA then that’s PROOF that the mother LIED about who made
her pregnant.

3 - RO RICK, MORE DNA TALK: Of course we would not expect the mother to LIE
about that, WOULD WE? I know that Bengali Muslims have a RAPE CULTURE and if a
women gets pregnant SHE SHOULD BLAME IT ON BUDDHISTS! If the Buddhists
didn’t do it then SHE IS IN TROUBLE!

4 - RO RICK, MORE DNA INSIGHT: If the Buddhists didn’t rape her then we will test
her FATHER, UNCLES, BROTHERS, THE MAWLAWIS (Imams) and when we find out
who raped her, WE WILL SEVERELY PUNISH HER FOR GETTING RAPED!

Look for #2, #3, #4, #5 soon!

By Rick Heizman, San Francisco, July 15, 2018

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