Microsoft Windows 98

Volcano names:
Right click on desktop, select "Properties", then the "Screen Saver" tab. Choose the
"3D-Text" screen saver, choose "Settings" and check "Text" and enter Volcano as
the text to display. Preview the screen saver to see the names of various volcanoes
in the screen saver.
Information in this section was contributed by JAMMINGLEE.
Windows 3.x Program Manager and File Manager:
The files for Program Manager and File manager (from Windows 3.xx and prior)
arestill included in the Windows directory under the names progman.exe and
winfile.exe. Opening them will run the original Windows Program Manager and File
manager.
Information in this section was contributed by Ross M.
Secret show:
Enter the "C:\Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\Welcome" folder and find the
"Weldata.exe" file. Create a shortcut for it. Right click the shortcut and select
"Properties" from the menu. You will see the location of the file in the "Target"
section. After the quotation marks, add a space and type You_are_a_real_rascal
(case-sensitive). Then in the "Run" option, select :"Minimized" from the list (combo
box). Click "Apply", then "OK". Double-click the shortcut to view the show.

Microsoft Access
Magic Eight Ball in Access '95:
Create a new database. Create a new macro that contains no commands. Save the
macro with filename Magic Eight Ball. Close the macro. Drag the new macro to
the toolbar to create an button icon. Right click on the button and select
"Customize". Right click on the button again and select "Choose Button Image".
Select the eight ball from the choices, then click on "OK", followed by "Close". Click
on the eight ball button icon to get a response similar to the real toy.
Magic Eight Ball in Access '97 and Access 2000:
Create a new database, or open an existing database. Create a new macro that
contains no commands. Save the macro with filename Magic Eight Ball. Close the
macro. Drag the new macro to the toolbar to create an icon that resembles a
"Magic Eight Ball" toy. Click on the icon to get a response similar to the real toy.
Programmer credits in Access '95:
Select the "Tools", "Security", and "User and Group Accounts" options. Click on
"New User", then enter Pioneer as the "UserName" and 092595 as the "Personal
ID".
Programmer credits in Access '97:
Create a new database. Create a new table and save under the name Go Speed
Racer Go. Then, select the "Help", and "About" options and double click the Right
Mouse Button on the bitmap.

Microsoft Word 2000

Developer list:
Press [F1] to display the "Office Assistant". Enter Cast at the "What would you like
to do?" prompt, then click on "Search". Click on the "Microsoft Office 2000 User
Assistance Staff" topic. Then, click on the graphic in the help window to view a list
of people that developed the program.

Microsoft Excel 2000

Developer list:
Start Excel 2000 and open a new blank worksheet by using the "File" and "New"
menu options. Press [F5], type X2000:L2000 in the "Reference" prompt, and click
on "OK". Press [Tab] to make M2000 the current active cell. Then, hold [Ctrl] +
[Shift] and click on the "Chart Wizard" icon (which resembles a small blue, yellow
and red bar chart).
Information in this section was contributed by Daniel L Quigley-Skillin.
Driving mini-game:
Create a new spreadsheet. Select "File", then "Save As Web Page". Click "Publish"
then "Add Interactivity", then "OK". Save under a name that you will remember.
Open Internet Explorer, select "File", "Open", "Browse", and find the spreadsheet.
Open it, scroll to 2000th row, wc column, and click on the number 2000 to highlight
the entire row. Click tab until the row "wc" becomes white rather than blue. Hold
[Ctrl] + [Alt] + [Shift] and click the Office logo in the upper left corner. Press O
for an oil slick, [Space] to fire, Cursor keys to drive, H for headlights, and [Esc]
quits. Note: Read the road to find some interesting text.