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Letter from the Editor WHY EVERYONE IS WRONG
The Emperor Has No Clothes ABOUT:
Hello, and welcome to this term’s edition of The Backbench,
the school’s premier—and indeed only—Politics and Eco-
THE NHS
nomics publication. With this issue, we’ve endeavoured to
take on some of the great political shibboleths of our time William Atkinson,
and seek to, in our own unique ways, debunk them. I very
much hope you enjoy them, and any errors contained with- P3
in are entirely my responsibility. I also apologise in advance
for the length of my article—more a dissertation than a EUROPE
short precise!
Events Dear Boy, Events/ A Week is a Long Time in Politics Max Kendix, P16
These two aphorisms, so ably authored by Macmillan and
Wilson respectively, are as apt and insightful now as when HATE SPEECH
they were first uttered. Last issue was a massive downer
from my perspective—mopey, bitter and depressive, as one Dylan Bhundia,P18
is as a young and foolish 17 year old. But now, literally
weeks older, as a grown up, entirely sensible 18 year old, I
have rediscovered that most excellent of virtues—optimism.
SAUDI ARABIA
We live in a time of unprecedented human prosperity, with
217,000 people lifted out of extreme poverty every day. Isaac Bettridge, P20
More than 10% more of the world’s surface is covered in
green space than when I was born at the turn of the
Millennium. And, much more importantly, the Tories are
THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY
ahead in the polls once again. Thank you for that, President
Putin. But here’s my next wager for you—we’ve passed Sameer Aggarwal, P22
Peak Corbyn. And whoever Labour’s leader is come 2022,
they’ll be beaten by Prime Minister Penny Mordaunt. You
heard it here first! Let’s hope Labour’s moderate quislings LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
can have the nads to split in the mean time, and the To-
ries can get some houses built. Anyhow, as this may be my We welcome any articles from any
last editorial, thank you for reading, and enjoy the issue!
perspective to be emailed to our
The Backbench On the cover email address.
Issue 6 – Spring 2018
We also now encourage letters to
Editor:
the editor from any of our readers
William Atkinson
as a response to any of the articles
Deputy Editor/Design: Max
Kendix in this edition, to be printed in the
Writers: next edition - feel free to send
William Atkinson, Max these in to our address at:
Kendix, Isaac Bettridge,
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Dylan Bhundia, Sameer Ag-
cartoon:
garwal
Tanya Kendix
Special thanks: Mr James
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NHS
Why the NHS is Rubbish
William Atkinson IIndeed, nowhere else has an “NHS” full
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the stop; our model of healthcare provision has
NHS is the envy of the world. Whereas in not been copied anywhere else in the world,
America the poor go without coverage and not even in the supposed social-democratic
the middle classes are crippled by extortion- paradises of Scandinavia. Don’t take this to
ate costs, we Brits take pride in our health mean that other nations do not have univer-
service, which delivers universal coverage sal access to healthcare, however – every
free at the point of use and to an internation- other developed nation, apart from America,
ally lauded standard. Nobody else has a sys- ensures everyone, from Dukes to the home-
tem so egalitarian, so successful or indeed so less, have access to healthcare - often much
popular. As Nigel Lawson (former Chancellor better quality healthcare than ours’ at that.
of the Exchequer and, more importantly, fa- When politicians tell you other nations
ther of Nigella) put it, “The NHS is the closest “envy” it, especially Remain supporting La-
thing the English have to a religion”. If that’s bour ones, they are displaying a far more
true, then I must declare myself an apostate. arrogant and blinkered “Little Englander”
mentality than anything ever espoused by
The NHS is a national joke. This year, NHS
Nigel Farage. Indeed, to paraphrase Ronald
hospitals had to cancel all non-emergency
Reagan, it’s not that our left-wing friends
surgeries until February in order to divert re-
are ignorant, but that they know so much
sources to this year’s flu epidemic, which trig-
that isn’t so.
gered mass overcrowding. Outpatient clinics
were shut down for weeks, and 50,000 ap- This article is designed to tackle four key
pointments had to be cut from the schedule. shibboleths to do with the NHS – that it is
50,000! 50,000 people, suffering in pain, world-leading, that it has only recently en-
waiting for surgery on everything from knees tered crisis (and that that’s the Tories’
to cataracts. All starved of treatment because fault), that more funding is the only solution
the NHS isn’t equipped to deal with flu. I and that we only have a binary choice be-
thought rationing ended after the war – ac- tween the NHS and an American style sys-
cording to the NHS, apparently not. This tem, which is not what I will be at all advo-
monumental systems failure is unprecedented cating. Before we begin, I must declare an
internationally. Rather than being “the envy interest in the NHS. In 2013, I entered hos-
of the world”, as our bleating politicians so of- pital with a severe case of appendicitis. Had
ten intone, the NHS is a international disaster my appendix not been removed when it
story. Nowhere else in the developed world is was, it would have burst, potentially killing
there a yearly tradition of a “Winter Crisis”, or me. As such, I owe Watford General Hospital
such national outcry over any aspect of my life – and, in a compete coincidence, my
private involvement. not been copied any- birth. My qualms therefore are not with the
Whether or not you believe in a federal, united and strong Europe, I'd urge you to think
again over whether Britain can really claim to be European; history shows us otherwise.
Perhaps Europe is a great idea, but a free trade deal with Europe is all we should have
actually signed up to.