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[–] fysicks 6920 points 9 hours ago You must post a clear and direct question
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[–] OkArmordillo 15 points 2 hours ago
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FUCK YOU You permanently gain all of the knowledge
stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
page by page. What books do you eat first?
[–] ChaosMilkTea 16 points 3 hours ago Please use spoiler tags to hide spoilers.
>!insert spoiler here!<
It was boobs.
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[–] matt-tracer 211 points 5 hours ago
I clicked it 11 times. 11.. before catching on Find a subreddit Learn something

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[–] ASxACE 122 points 4 hours ago AskReddit Offshoots Offers & Assistance
What are you talking about dude? It
takes 15 clicks to see the picture Ever read the reddiquette? Take a peek!
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Was bamboozled.
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[–] cayoloco 14 points 2 hours ago
It must be my app, because I got it after like 216 or something crazy like
that.
[–] wussBoBBinBimBo 13 points an hour ago
That's crazy. I guess there's some outliars.

[–] GanoesLink 50 points 3 hours ago*
The worst part is having to click on the previous page button just as many times
to get back to the home page lol every click reminding me I’m a retard.
[–] conundrumbombs 23 points 4 hours ago

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[–] cleverlasagna 8 points 4 hours ago
who's this quote from, again? it's from a videogame right

[–] OnAniara 12 points 3 hours ago
have fun
you probably heard it in far cry 3
[–] insert_title_here 9 points 2 hours ago
I was honestly just expecting the link to link back to your comment
[–] MC_CrackPipe 39 points 2 hours ago
Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

[–] THX450 27 points 5 hours ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!!!
[–] NekoInkling 18 points 5 hours ago
Recursion
[–] THIS_TEXT_IS_PURPLE 46 points 5 hours ago
Hold my zip disk, I'm going in!

[–] levmeister 18 points 3 hours ago
I hit that link more times than I feel comfortable admitting...

[–] Jakeomaticmaldito 8 points 3 hours ago
Me too. Me too... :(

[–] pagwin 47 points 4 hours ago You permanently gain all of the knowledge
hello recursion nice to see you again stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
int main(){
main();
}
[–] kikeljerk 29 points 3 hours ago
Function with return type returned no value.

[–] Zombie_Pigdragon 19 points 3 hours ago
r/foundtheprogrammer
[–] TeaBone17 10 points 3 hours ago
It took 3 clicks for me to get it. I'm not proud of that.

[–] HellstendZ28 9 points 4 hours ago
Ah I fucking hate you. I opened that shit 3 times

[–] nuadusp 13 points 4 hours ago
you quit early, it's really worth it once you get to the end
[–] HellstendZ28 11 points 4 hours ago
Haha nice one still opens another 5 times for "the end"
[–] gunshyraccoon 9 points 3 hours ago
Try again. Hold out to 74 clicks. It'll be worth it.

[–] High_Life_Pony 74 points 6 hours ago
A picture of a USB drive plugged into a human anus.

[–] YaBoiDepression44 4 points an hour ago
Okay I literally snorted laughing and then got upset when I saw you weren’t top
comment. Have an upvote for making my nightstoreda lot inbetter,
a bookstranger!
if you eat the entire thing,
[–] Kn1ghtV1sta 29 points 6 hours ago
I like the way you think.

[–] Viperbunny 11 points 2 hours ago
A picture of an alien finding a USB drive!

[–] suitology 16 points 6 hours ago
A folder with a USB drive as the image, click it and the image inside is a floppy disk
[–] barfnuts9000 1340 points 9 hours ago
Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word!

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[–] gets_that_reference_ 175 points 2 hours ago
PLEASE! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!

[–] fireflow20 [score hidden] 54 minutes ago
Username checks out

[–] Nevermind04 68 points 3 hours ago
Newman!
[–] lamiller0622 3152 points 9 hours ago
The embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party

[–] GodsEclipse 502 points 4 hours ago
Good thing they won’t pull the secret string

[–] mart1373 151 points 4 hours ago

Patrick laughs menacingly
[–] thisisnotogreyet9375 23 points an hour ago
Merry Christmas Spongebob!

[–] JonSnowTheBastid [score hidden] 22 minutes ago
And nobody is going to post it huh

[–] IronManConnoisseur [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[–] Viewbob-True 709 points 9 hours ago
"This meme is from the future, you don't get the reference yet"
[–] Flippant-Penguin 56 points 3 hours ago
Way to get the last word in

[–] heyliseen 707 points 10 hours ago
Have you seen that one with all those pieces of bread in the shower? That one.
[–] PM___ME 232 points 3 hours ago
Or this one? https://i.imgur.com/Own8LnA.jpg

[–] aalamb 46 points 1 hour ago
This is way better than the other one.

[–] Pray_to_Nergal 83 points 7 hours ago
I need to see this.

[–] Hwhiskee 277 points 7 hours ago
Not 100% sure if this is the one OP was referring to,discussions in r/AskReddit
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but this one was going around
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[–] SinkTube 64 points 5 hours ago
how long does this wife take to go from wanting a shower to entering the
bathroom that he could toast so much bread?
[–] ThePandaCaptain 60 points 5 hours ago
Don't doubt a man's capabilities when making dad jokes, we were made for
that
[–] heyliseen 18 points 4 hours ago
Yup! That's the one I was referring to. I just love that picture lol
[–] Hwhiskee 7 points 4 hours ago
Excellent choice!
[–] Pray_to_Nergal 66 points 7 hours ago
Thanks, don't know why this is so funny.

[–] Jackcooper 8 points 2 hours ago
Because it's fucking absurd to spend all that time toasting wasted bread
[–] K0m4r0v 9 points 4 hours ago
I was not disappointed after clicking on the link, thanks

[–] yuribotcake 661 points 10 hours ago
It's not a picture, it's a virus. Ransomware that requires you to pay in bitcoin. And since no
one is around to receive the money or unlock the computer, Aliens are fucked.
[–] Pizza_GamerHD 209 points 7 hours ago
Then they'd spend probably trillions of their dollars, that they could use trying to invest
in Bitcoin, decoding our language. You should be our primary defence manager if aliens
attack
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[–] StoryboardPilot 28 points 1 hour ago
This is good for bitcoin

[–] Vysokojakokurva_C137 25 points 1 hour ago
Dude I had such a good time holding my laughter in

[–] Goatfarmernotfer 913 points 10 hours ago
The one of the cat in a cardboard tank

[–] kid_khan 230 points 2 hours ago
You're just gonna mention "cat in a cardboard tank" and not fucking link it?
[–] wheatthin92 174 points 1 hour ago
Enjoy
[–] Vysokojakokurva_C137 101 points 1 hour ago
Thanks for linking the google page

Ahhhh. Humanity is a nutshell.

[–] Ego_Sum_Morio 475 points 7 hours ago
Just a simple text page saying,

"What the fuck did you just vithing say about me, you little iblith? I'll have you know I
graduated top of my class in the Melee-Magthere, and I've been involved in numerous
secret raids on Blingdenstone, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dual
wielding scimitar warfare and I'm the top Ranger in the
3252entire Underdark. You are nothing to
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You permanently
me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with kyona the gain likes
all of of
thewhich
knowledge
has
never been seen before in all the Realms, mark my fucking
page by page. What books do you eat get
words. You think you can first?
away with saying that shit to me via faerz’undus? Think again, iblith. As we speak I am
contacting my secret network of spies across the Realms and your spell network is being
divined right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out
the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, dalhar. I can be anywhere,
anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dual
wielded scimitars and panther companion. Not only am I extensively trained in melaer, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the Mithril Hall and I will use it to its full extent to wipe
your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known
what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now
you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in
it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
[–] MalnarThe 79 points 4 hours ago
Calm down, Drizzt

Sometimes, I feel like I'm alone in my love for Drizzt and The Companions of The
Hall.
Then other times, like today, I'm pleasantly surprised to find about 100 others who
at least understand the references.
[–] Milkycup 39 points 5 hours ago
Ahhhh. I miss the old internet.

[–] Nevermind04 36 points 3 hours ago
2010 ish was a magical time on the internet, but I definitely would not call it the
"old internet". When I think of the old internet, I think of stuff like Napster, WinMX,
stickdeath, Joe Cartoon, newgrounds, geocities, angelfire, and the MSN gaming
zone.
Joe Cartoon...Man, I loved Supa' Fly! Good ole' newgrounds, stick death,
Napster, LimeWire, Bearshare, ebaumsworld, albinoblacksheep, I could keep
going. Those were the days...
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[–] Bumblebee_assassin 798 points 7 hours ago
Rick Astley of course!
Rick Roll them bitches!

[–] fart_shaped_box 98 points 6 hours ago
While I'd prefer it stored there as an AVI, this is the best we can do within the
restrictions of this question.
[–] CaydesAce 49 points 2 hours ago
A gif is an image file, that's pretty close at least :/

[–] SpreadItLikeTheHerp 917 points 9 hours ago
Goatse
[–] LinkUnseen 64 points 5 hours ago
What does it mean that I also thought of this before opening the comments?
[–] GordanShumway 27 points 4 hours ago
I don't know what it means, but I'm in the same boat

[–] lucky_ducker 137 points 5 hours ago
CTRL-F "goatse"
Never change, reddit.
[–] WhyAllTheTrains 148 points 6 hours ago
Either that or tubgirl.

[–] spaghettilee2112 84 points 6 hours ago
They won't know to be grossed out.

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[–] Rasamune 77 points 6 hours ago
The point isn't to gross them out; it's to warp their
stored in perception
a book if youof our
eat thespecies
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[–] Salt-Pile 48 points 3 hours ago
I'm not sure that these would warp their perception of our species. In some
ways they're pretty accurate.
[–] nayhem_jr 8 points 1 hour ago
The anusmen left behind many strange artifacts, one of which has
been revealed to be a way of sending self-portraits that could
theoretically be hidden from administrators.
[–] egrith 37 points 4 hours ago
Well, thanks to you I now know what tubgirl is. Fucker

[–] isthisanameuser 28 points 3 hours ago
Lol. Are you new?

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[–] Bunktavious 6 points 6 hours ago
There it is...
[–] RunsWithPremise 296 points 10 hours ago
Screen shot of Lemon Stealing Whores

[–] Meowmers33 56 points 5 hours ago
You steal my lemons, now give me head

[–] Maxwelldoggums 62 points 5 hours ago
Wow, honey!
We haven’t looked over at our lemon tree in... six, maybe seven seconds!
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[–] WispOG 55 points 5 hours ago* page by page. What books do you eat first?
I’ll burn your house down.
[–] where_the_fuck_I_am_ 26 points 3 hours ago
I DONT WANT YOUR GOD DAMN LEMONS

[–] SlothOfDoom 149 points 8 hours ago
Well, make it a super large image. An image of humanity boarding millions of ships, leaving
our planet, and docking with a massive ship the size of Jupiter.
[–] Dick_Spasm_69 94 points 7 hours ago
How tf would you build something the size of Jupiter it would wobble the fucking sun
[–] SlothOfDoom 82 points 7 hours ago
Right. And the point of this exercise is.....what?

[–] Dick_Spasm_69 39 points 7 hours ago
Yeah good point

[–] NachoElDaltonico 8 points 3 hours ago
We could build something that has the same radius, but much less mass. Carbon
nanotubes or whatever would be good for that.
[–] TSwizzlesNipples 48 points 8 hours ago
So many risky clicks in this thread.

[–] sonicj01 34 points 4 hours ago
Thats a terrible picture


[–] PancakesOfLife 47 points 8 hours ago
I would make it the picture of Chris Pratt photoshopped over jesus holding blue like a baby.
Hopefully they would think we praised a ripped movie star and our children look like raptors.
[–] Fraerie 10 points 3 hours ago
I was thinking a screenshot of the chestburster scene from Alien so they thought the
males of the species give birth, they die painfully in the process, and our offspring in
their immature form look like vicious oversized worms.
[–] Atheistsomalipirate 269 points 9 hours ago
This one
[–] mart1373 45 points 3 hours ago
Hahaha, that’s cute and adorable

[–] notamonsterok 34 points 3 hours ago
how did you get a picture of me?

[–] 2_85AndImHungry 628 points 9 hours ago
Dickbutt
[–] KingGorilla 97 points 8 hours ago
Don't wanna mess with tradition

[–] spiderbabyinapram 59 points 6 hours ago
Isn't that the pic we sent on Voyager II?

[–] mtg-Moonkeeper 43 points 9 hours ago
The alien autopsy


[–] throwaway1000and2 36 points 6 hours ago
r/breadstapledtotrees any of those would do 3252 · 1203 comments

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[–] humanhighlightreel32 713 points 9 hours ago
https://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId
[–] ThorJesusHernandezII 127 points 6 hours ago
When I read the thread title this was the first image I thought of...I spend too much
time in r/nfl
[–] Tonikupe 65 points 6 hours ago
I havent spent a second on that sub but this was the first pic i thought of lmaooo
[–] thezaksa 37 points 7 hours ago
FUCK
[–] ButtholeSpiders 50 points 7 hours ago
Yep, there it is.

[–] mimitchi86 15 points 2 hours ago
I feel like even aliens would see this and be like "How did I fall for this AGAIN?!"
[–] jake_and_her_guard 12 points 4 hours ago
This is the only answer.

[–] BlueLanternCorps 10 points 3 hours ago
You fucking boomed me

[–] SkweetisPigFist 5 points 2 hours ago
Every fucking time

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[–] BlackmageBus 72 points 8 hours ago
The Picture of 'Dogs Playing Poker'

[–] myaltimateform 90 points 6 hours ago
Assuming they'll eventually get a rudimentary understanding of Earth life prior - common
objects, math, language - I think simple, vague, and random components would work best.
All in a horizontal line, each roughly the same height and width:
(A picture of a carrot) = (A vertical line) (A circle) (A capital 'U' with the bottom right curve
replaced with a right angle)
A random organic object they would have to cultivate to study, but might also be harmful,
so they'd have to be careful. I like the image of little aliens wearing hazmat suits while
delicately handling carrots.
Equals sign implies some mathematic relationship, but there are no numbers.
A vertical line can be a shape, a directional indicator, a character (1, I, l), the "or" operator,
the "on" symbol.
A circle is similarly ambiguous.
The "almost U" has no real reference to anything, is close enough to several characters that
they will question if it a mistake (and if so, are the other symbols mistaken as well?), is
neither a proper capital or lower case U, bringing into doubt whether it is a U at all.
It looks simple enough that they would probably first assign it to an alien intern to decipher,
so this would be a ticking confusion bomb, with each level of analyst assuming that last was
a moron.
It has the right number of elements for a simple math problem, but no numbers (for sure).
It has enough elements to be a picture and a word, but no letters (for sure). The elements
are all extremely common, except the U, so the search space would be massive. There's no
implied direction, other than to infer based on the carrot's position. They would continue to
look at the next element for contextual hints, but get none regardless of reading left to right
or right to left.
Since OP doesn't mention whether humans are alive or not, if they, I... I mean we are, then
we should simply deny the existence of carrots. You can still eat them and say the word, but
if an alien mentions them, act as thought it's an alien word and the object they can touch is
invisible to you. Otherwise, act completely normal.
[–] pullthegoalie 42 points 5 hours ago
I would love a short TV series where humanity pranks alien life that visits and tries to
understand it.
[–] AlexJohnsonSays 11 points 2 hours ago 3252 · 1203 comments

Or a series where humanity spends billions of dollars, thousands of lives, and the
enslavement of its own minorities to make it topage
another distant
by page. Whatplanet that
books do youweeatfound
first?
life on only to find that they're all dead. Then we spend centuries researching them
only to find out we're being pranked by another civilization much more powerful
than us. We can't kill them, so we put up with their shitty annoying jokes that set us
back decades at a time.
[–] PM_UR_NUMBER_IN_HEX 10 points 3 hours ago
OP doesn't mention whether humans are alive or not

the first sentence?
[–] skyderper13 61 points 10 hours ago
ayy lmao
[–] OneSalientOversight 58 points 7 hours ago
https://i.imgur.com/31w0GTc.png
[–] AdouMusou 487 points 9 hours ago
A screenshot of the following message that I write:

"Hey dumbass. Yeah, I'm talking to you, extraterrestrial piece of shit. Ha-ha, you killed all
the humans. Big fucking whoop. You never bothered to learn our language. We have a lot of
them. Now I can die with the rest of humanity knowing that you assholes are going to be
poring over this for centuries upon centuries, only for one lucky smartass alien to realize
that the human race's death throes are composed of taunts and slow decay, as you spent so
much alien money on decoding this, you're florpagzorb economy is probably broken. Now,
to fuck with you some more, there are 23 words in here that are made up. I'm not gonna
give you some Rosetta Stone bullshit.
Fuck you.
-The Human Race"
[–] omegashadow 210 points 5 hours ago
Inb4 alien language supercomputer decodes it instantly.

"Computer, what was this civ's last message?"
"Just some edgy shit, let's bounce"
[–] antenonjohs 59 points 9 hours ago stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
But how will they read English?

[–] CyberHacked 138 points 9 hours ago
r/whoosh
[–] caerthelstan 24 points 9 hours ago
Garfield with Peter Griffin's face that just says Despacito

[–] zakkil 26 points 5 hours ago
A picture of the balrog and words on it saying "beware the mines" They'll spend the rest of
their time on that planet wondering where such a thing is hiding, had it been killed, were
there more of them, if it was responsible for our extinction, and they'd either want to avoid
going underground completely or they'd search for it for years in futility.
[–] rogersimon10_1 712 points 9 hours ago
The only pictures I have are family photos, so, probably a picture of me and my dad in the
garage while my dad is beating me unconscious with jumper cables.
[–] Unclecheese23 312 points 5 hours ago
Hey, you're not that guy

[–] Bagelman123 59 points 4 hours ago
And he would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids
[–] jaktyp 146 points 5 hours ago
This guy’s a big fat phony!

[–] ClockworkAnomaly 54 points 5 hours ago
where did the OG guy go, anyways?

[–] goobypls7 96 points 4 hours ago
The jumper cable beating went one beating too far

[–] VAGINA_BLOODFART 73 points 4 hours ago stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
page
His dad found his account and beat him to death by page.
with jumperWhat books do you eat first?
cables.
[–] isthisanameuser 40 points 3 hours ago
Now that's a username

[–] prasielordgeraldo 31 points 3 hours ago
He got tired of it, but you can still speak to him. He uses the account for porn now.
[–] Kingbow13 8 points 3 hours ago
Just a matter of time with /u/shittymorph. It will be a sad day.

[–] treefitty350 48 points 6 hours ago
Toyed with my heart strings

[–] ballen15 93 points 6 hours ago
A+ reference
[–] adman125 20 points 5 hours ago
I have seen two separate references to this and must have missed it. Can anyone
provide a link?
[–] PigeonFacts [ ] 29 points 5 hours ago
https://www.reddit.com/user/rogersimon10?sort=new&after=t1_cote8cq&count=50
An old redditor with a similar name. Some good laughs looking through his posts.
[–] adman125 12 points 4 hours ago
Thank you. Had a good laugh. He's too good at incorporating it into his stories
[–] Hobo124 10 points 5 hours ago
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[–] Six_Foot_Dwarf 21 points 4 hours ago
There was this hentai/manga picture I remember seeing about a decade ago. I couldn't tell
you specifics, like who its trying to emulate, if anyone, but the gist of the picture:
Shitting dick-nipples.
[–] chupathingy99 5 points 3 hours ago
That's not just a picture, that's an entire subgenre.

[–] TeddyBearToons 20 points 8 hours ago
Godzilla attacking a city.

They'll think we were wiped out by giant lizards and immediately get the heck out of dodge.
They'd probably quarantine the planet to make sure said giant lizards don't kill said aliens.
That way we can all Rest In Peace.
[–] socrates1975 15 points 10 hours ago
Pictures of people getting plastic surgery

[–] RandomPerson73 12 points 5 hours ago
That "E" meme that was popular for a week

[–] BearsBirdsBooks 38 points 9 hours ago
A picture of Spurdo that has been edited to look as much like a real photograph as possible.
The ayylmaos will then devote billions of spaceshekels to trying to figure out how a global
civilization of retarded Finnish bear people did so well.
[–] Sibire 8 points 5 hours ago
Fugg :DDDDD
[–] Datenegassie 4 points 6 hours ago
billions of spaceshekels
I don't know how much- I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?
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[–] MoreDetonation 12 points 7 hours ago You permanently gain all of the knowledge
Sexy Thanos stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
[–] GoddamnSocrates 25 points 9 hours ago
Bongo cat.
[–] TomberryServo 22 points 9 hours ago
A super intimidating dick pic

[–] TheTurtleArmy4568 5 points 4 hours ago
Would they notice.....

[–] Screaming_Possum_Ian 21 points 7 hours ago
Some good ole' furry porn would be fun. Provided humanity disappeared without a trace,
they would believe the Earth was populated by horny neon green wolves or something.
[–] SatansFieryAsshole 28 points 9 hours ago
Embarrassing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party.

[–] A1SauceSLJ 11 points 7 hours ago
https://www.kshs.org/places/capitol/tour/graphics/curry_tragic_prelude.jpg
[–] BrenTheRipper 26 points 9 hours ago
A map to a working computer.

Plug in the USB
Dickbutt
[–] sportsmaniac11 9 points 9 hours ago
Beans from Even Stevens

[–] TheOtherOtherScott 6 points 6 hours ago
Gritty You permanently gain all of the knowledge
permalink embed save report reply stored in a book if you eat the entire thing,
[–] Atlas-Salta 6 points 9 hours ago
Screenshot of two girls on cup....That's what million years of civilisation looks like here on
earth my dear alien friends.
[–] OwenTPanda 6 points 6 hours ago
rick astley
[–] Dr_Edge_ATX 7 points 6 hours ago
Tub Girl
[–] crochetprozac 4 points 7 hours ago
A picture of a chocobo!
[–] BlaziBro 5 points 6 hours ago
Some stuff from r/surrealmemes

[–] Rinnka 5 points 6 hours ago
Shrek labeled as "the greatest creation"

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That's crazy. I guess there's some outliars.

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I hit that link more times than I feel comfortable admitting...

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It took 3 clicks for me to get it. I'm not proud of that.

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Ah I fucking hate you. I opened that shit 3 times

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Try again. Hold out to 74 clicks. It'll be worth it.

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I like the way you think.