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An Uneasy Comedy
By Aaron Posner
Inspired by The Merchant of Venice
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Beth Blickers
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SET
1.0 The Meeting Shy, Jess, Ant, Ben, Ren An uncomfortable encounter…
1.1 Mr. Sad & Mr. Love Ant & Ben "I need your help…"
1.2 Passing Strange Ben & Ren Unholy thieves confer
1.3 Why Mistrust? Shy, Jess, Lance Father and daughter…
1.4 Attorney-At-Heart Portia, Nessa Law and love…
1.5 To Run or Not to Run… Lance Lancelot's dilemma
1.6 I'm Not Like You Shy, Ant, Ben Borrowing money
1.7 Spark of Goodness Jess, Ren Getting the girl
1.8 The Weight Ant Explaining gaining
1.9 I Need You Jess, Lance, Shy Jessica want help, Shylock leaves
1.10 Holy Crap Ben & Ren Old friends and the plans ahead…
1.11 Future Gone Shy He speaks to God & Leah of his loss
intermission
SHY We hope you are all very well this evening. Or as well as you can be, given
your particular circumstances… whatever they may be…
[Beat…]
ANT [He takes that description in. Then:] The population: About 130,000.
SHY Two-thirds white, one third recently freed slaves and other… Negro peoples.
[They look at each other… Tense. Tight. Cordial... Beat. And going on…]
SHY And lost. That's the horror of Civil Wars. If you win, you lose. And it never
ends. Read history. Read Herodotus. Read the Bible… [Beat. Going on…]
SHY The enigmatic, alcoholic war hero, General Ulysses S. Grant, is now the
President of these newly Re-United States...
SHY Yes… very nice… now it's all latkes and kugel mit raisins from here forward...
[Beat]
SHY Emm... It's Yiddish for… craziness. Insane nonsense. The word is a… a long-
suffering shrug of a word. A Jew might just say "euchh, such mishigas"
instead of…oh, "euchh, such rampant cruelty by destructive, small-minded
imbeciles who fear what they do not understand and for whom we are an
easy target for hatred and ridicule."
[Beat]
[Quick beat…]
ANT Enough.
SHY Amen.
SHY Antoine.
BEN I see.
SHY Nor I.
Although I see that you have gained some girth
Since last we spoke.
ANT I suppose.
JESS Why I—
The fruits and vegetables are much improved.
BEN A commission?
ANT Of course.
BEN But there must have been others who could help.
BEN Ah ha, that's very good. [Making notes…] Talk. Reveal. Kind…
BEN Portia.
BEN No.
ANT No?
ANT You want more than you have. That's a good thing.
She is… a worthy match?
BEN You are the best of friends. The best. The best!
ANT Yeah, yeah, all good, it's fine, now off you go.
BEN [Right to us…] I just lied and lied and lied and lied… but I never told a single
lie. Every word was true. Except there were also the words I didn't say, words
like… "She's white." And “As far as she knows, so am I... “
I feel bad lying to him, but he'd never understand. He'd see her color, and
my… betrayal, and that's it. But I… I won't just stay where I am, just a part of
the damn problem: Another uppity Negro with nowhere to climb up to.
This country.
This country is built to drive us all insane. Or people like me, anyway...
But, no, seriously, here's how it goes: America says, Hey you, here is
everything you could ever want, right here for the taking... So you say, Well,
great, can I have some of it? And she says, Absolutely, come and get it. So
you say, Ummm, just how do I do that? And she says… “YOU CAN'T!”
So, after a while you try something. And America knocks you on your trusting
black ass and says, Nope, not that way. So you try something else. Same
thing happens. And again. And again. And again and again and again…
Because people like me—we don't know the code. Any of the codes… And
we don't have the key. Any of the keys… We don't know the secret
handshake, we don't have the special decoder ring, we don't have a hall
pass to the hallways of power and privilege. We don't even know the rules,
and we don't even know which rules we don't even know! We're not in on
the game, so we lose it. Every time. If you are playing Hearts but you only
know how to play Spades—no pun intended—you will lose. Every time…
But here's the thing. My father knew the codes. He knew the rules and he
had the keys. He also owned my mother and me. Which is just……….
Just think about it. My father literally owned my mother and me. Can you
imagine? And now suppose that this raping, swaggering, devoutly Christian
father is actually often kind. Helpful. Nurturing, even. He taught me to read.
And some of the codes… and some of the rules… and then he died.
[As this ends, REN walks on and they move seamlessly into scene… almost
as though he has been talking to him the whole time..]
And I know some things. And I want some things. And I've been knocked on
my ass time after time by… excuse my language… ignorant shit-heads…
and to be honest, I'm tired of it. So, yeah, I lied to him. And worse—
BEN If it all goes down the way I hope I'll probably never see him again.
REN And if you marry her you'll totally cut off all your old ties? Never / see him…?
BEN Exactly.
REN But are you doing this 'cuz she's worth it? Or 'cuz of what she's worth?
BEN It's inseparable. The girl, the money, the life, the chance / to live
REN Hey, screw you, pal! I know what it is to want more! I know what it is to be
poor, hated and looked down on just 'cause you're—you know— you. When
we were hid out in that cave those two days I told you all about my
grandfather and my family and how we were thought of / in Beaufort—
REN But—
BEN Always! And everywhere. Look, imagine I took this poker and branded LIAR
and THIEF and SCOUNDREL on your face. Branded it there forever.
BEN Oh, I'd make 'em fit. Because trust me, those are what white folks see when
they see a black man. All those and more…
BEN No, I know, not every one, right, but, no, yeah, pretty much everyone. I
mean, sure, they might think, well, he's not being a scoundrel right now... Or
he's not lying right now... Or maybe even "wow, this one seems better than
most, he's not stealing from me right now…" But when something goes
missing guess who they are gonna come looking for? When something goes
wrong, guess who's gonna get shot? Look. You choose. Do I brand your face
with LIAR and THIEF and SCUMBAG—
REN Okay.
[Beat…]
BEN Look… How are thing going with your… cagey little Jewess?
BEN Excellent.
REN She's… well, I've never met anyone like her before.
BEN Sure...
BEN Right.
REN And… when I smile at her, her blushes are getting… I don't know… redder,
or deeper, or… hotter… or something.
BEN A story?
BEN A fantasy?
BEN A monkey?
REN Yes. A little one. She wants a monkey. She wants to call him Mannasses.
BEN Good! Forget the past, look to the future, that's a good sign...
JESS At market.
LANCE The lines were crazy long, Mr. Shylock. And there was a run on cabbages—
SHY [To LANCE] Quiet, you. [To JESS] You talked to no one there?
JESS Shopkeepers only! I go to the market and I shop. I look for the best prices—
as you have taught me—and then I come straight home.
LANCE That's just exactly right, sir, that's just exactly what we did.
SHY Now!
SHY I--
[Beat…]
SHY The time will come. You will grow and you will,
The Good Lord willing, someday marry.
Then you will be someone else's problem.
'Til then—you're my responsibility,
And you will be safe… and obedient.
[He goes… she stands there… quietly fuming… And then goes… NESSA
enters and immediately comes down and speaks right to us…]
NESSA So, we’re not in Washington anymore. This is now Belmont, Massachusetts,
near Boston, on an estate named Applegarth. Portia's great-grandfather
built it. Her grandfather planted the orchards. Her father ad2ded the West
and East Wings… and the sculpture garden… and both gazebos…
1.4 ATTORNEY-AT-HEART
PORTIA Seriously?
NESSA I couldn't say, I'm sure… You were supposed to be back two hours ago.
PORTIA Oh… a harmful, wrongful act, usually civil, not criminal. But still punishable
by law… Most often when someone sues for damages.
NESSA Is slavery a Tort? Lots a' folks were hurt. It was certainly a wrongful act.
PORTIA Well…
PORTIA Whom.
PORTIA No, I don't think I do… [Seeing a weird tree/gift…] What is that?
NESSA Why not pick one 'a these fools and be done?
NESSA Oh yes?
NESSA Is't.
NESSA Fair?
NESSA [Taken aback…] Well okay then! Then how about the Moor?
Like Othello himself, here in the flesh.
And actual African royalty,
Or so they say. He cuts quite a figure.
NESSA Ouch.
NESSA Do I?
[Awkward. Abrupt shift, NESSA turns and speaks to us. PORTIA holds…]
NESSA Do you think it's possible to love and hate someone so much at the exact
same time? Do you? Seriously, do you??? [She gets some kind of response.]
But here's the thing, though. I don't know if it's kind of like being frustrated
by a blind person for not being able to see… which seems unreasonable…
and unkind… or more like hating a really lazy person for not making the
damned effort to get off they lazy asses and DO SOMETHING…!
She was born with blinders on, I get that. And everyone tells her every day
she has perfect vision, so maybe it's not her fault… But she's smart as a tack
about so many things, it's hard to not to take it personal. Cuz here's the
thing: What do you think she actually see when she looks at me? Can you
imagine? Does she just think… oh, that Nessa… it must be hard, being her,
but… you know… I'm really quite good to her, and I give her my old clothes
and things, and she's doing better than so many of her people, so… that's
okay, right? I have… all this… and she has… none of that… and I did
nothing to deserve all the things I have, and she did nothing to not deserve
all the things she doesn't have, but that's just… that's just…………
What? That's what I want to know. That's just what? How does she finish that
sentence in her mind? Or does that sentence never form in her mind?
[NESSA turns back to PORTIA. The scene instantly shifts… Now it is NESSA
who is frozen or on hold and PORTIA speaks to us…]
PORTIA I love Nessa, I swear I do, and I don't blame her for kind of hating me… I
guess I might hate me, too, if I were her… but sometimes I just wish she'd
cut me just the tiniest bit of slack.
Look: My guess is some of you here have more money than others of you.
So how about if we were to just… you know, come up here, one by one, you
could each tell me your net worth, and then we'll just… you know, divide
by… oh, 200 or so… and reapportion the wealth when you leave tonight.
That would be fairer, right? More "equitable". That's what you want me to
do, right? And what she wants? That's what you're judging me for, right? But
then how about her sweet old mama, Kadah? Do I take care of her, too? And
Nessa's sisters, Annabelle, Lily and Fay? Do I take care of them?
[The lights shift again. We are now back in the "real" scene…]
NESSA I do.
I know. I believe I understand you,
Perfectly, ma'am.
Arrgh! It's insane, this societal obsession with the pursuit of matrimonial
bliss! I long for the law, not the boudoir. It's a crime women can't be lawyers.
NESSA What about that Mansfield lady out west? Didn't you say she a lawyer now?
PORTIA In Iowa! That does me no good. What's the point of being a lawyer if you
have to live in the wilds of Iowa! I long to be a lawyer in Boston or New York
or Washington! Where they need more lawyers!
I can imagine nothing greater than being a lawyer in our nation's capitol,
where lawyers are forces for good and justice-- where the law truly matters!
PORTIA Ummm…
NESSA Yes…?
PORTIA Do you…?
NESSA Go on…
NESSA Oh ho ho!
I do indeed. And so, it seems, do you…!
PORTIA What?
NESSA Ummm…
NESSA Nothing.
PORTIA Nessa!
NESSA No no no.
No, I agree with you. There is, indeed,
Something special about him. Yes, there is
Much more to him than meets the winking eye.
And, Macaroni & Muskets, I hate to say it, but the dilemma goes deep.
He once hit me for eatin' three spoons of puddin'. Now, sure, to be fair, it
was his puddin', and certainly he'd told me on, well, on several occasions
NOT to eat his food, nor steal his socks, nor look at the voluptuous breasts
of his daughter with my tongue hanging out and quite a number of similar
admonishments over the several, well, days I'd worked for him at this point…
But still… a puddin'! I mean… a puddin' is just a puddin'. Not a thing to get
beaten over, not even a particularly great puddin', and this one was just…
barely passable. Just a plain, passable puddin'.
But in truth, forsooth, for me, the real question is… why I have I chosen to
work for him of all people. I wonder... Is it some bizarre form of self-loathing?
Did my old master not beat me enough and this is some perverse form of
wish fulfillment? Am I trying to fill up some quota of misery I feel I deserve?
Or am I, mayhaps, trying to heal the world, bridge differences, form a loving
alliance with mine enemy…
Or was it simply that he was the first person, Jew or no, who was willing to
hire me with no experience, no skills, no capacity to, you know, read, with
smelly feet, bad breath, a penchant for soliloquizing, no sense of direction or
punctuality, and a deep and complex set of loyalty and honesty issues?
ANT Shylock.
SHY Antoine.
SHY I did.
[ANTOINE looks at him. There is knowledge and history in the look. Beat…]
SHY A sum that bears some breadth. And for how long?
ANT I swear if I took a stick and beat him, he'd enjoy it. It would… satisfy him.
He… needles me. Like he's begging for my hatred. And it drives me crazy
because… I like him. I do. I respect him and what he has accomplished. I
mean… you have to respect someone that contrary… that… deliberately
impossible, right? [Lights restore. Just to SHYLOCK, now…]
SHY Why is it—when someone clearly despises you—you want that much more to
please them? To impress them? Why that… perversity in our nature???
ANT I don't—
ANT I will.
[As they head off REN and JESSICA enter deep in mid conversation. They
are secretive, urgent, excited… enjoying the drama.]
JESS For?
JESS I did.
JESS Mitzvoht.
REN Oh, but you are. You are! I swear you are!
JESS Ummm…
REN Well…
JESS No, I mean that… that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
REN It's just the truth. I saw you for 10 seconds while you waited to cross a street
and in those 10 second I just knew you were… The One.. I just knew. Like
when I ate a raspberry for the first time and thought "hey, that's good! That's
now my favorite fruit." I didn't decide. I didn't choose that to be true. It's just
the way it is. Raspberries just appeal to me. It's the same with you.
JESS Oy gevalt…
REN Bingo! "Holy Smokes" is right! I mean, how often does something like this
happen?
REN "Not very" is right! "Not very" is absolutely right. It's like we were meant to
be, like we were destined for each other, don't you think?
REN Oh.
JESS I mean… maybe. I really like you and you're incredibly nice and handsome
and… energetic and all, but—
JESS It's just so fast. And you're so not Jewish. I mean you're not just not Jewish,
you're SO not Jewish. You're like… the opposite of Jewish…
JESS I have no idea. I think you need to go. My father could be home soon.
JESS He's gone to the synagogue, but if there wasn't a minion, or if he forgot his
talis / or anything—
REN I have no idea what those words even mean! You are SO…fascinating! So
damn different! This is gonna be a hell of an adventure.
REN But we'll have the rest of our lives to figure each other out, right?
REN You're going to run away with me, right? We're gonna get the hell out of this
hellish swamp, hit the road, and start a new life, together, right?
[Lights shift… she is not frozen, perhaps, but maybe just lost in the huge and
overwhelming thought of the moment. He speaks directly to us…]
REN Holy crap! I think I actually mean most of what I'm saying! That is crazy! [To
us…] So, my good buddy Benjamin Bassanio pointed her out to me a few
weeks ago, the sheltered, hotty-hot daughter of the mean old money-lender,
Shylock, and… boom!!! I mean I saw her and it was like… like… like the first
So I "bumped into her" at the market, and— you know, young girls today
are so wonderfully ill-informed and protected that if you can get a little
access it's kind of like shooting fish in a barrel, but with Jessica, it's like I just
keeping accidentally meaning all the crazy, romantic things I'm saying… And
I think I really do want to run away, start a new life with her. And the fact that
her mean and miserly father has a ton of cash and jewels easily at hand is
now just… you know... a huge bonus…!
But, all of that said, I gotta be honest with you, I'm not thrilled with the
whole… Jew Thing. I've got nothing major against the Jews, they're a sharp
people, and I personally admire sneaky, but… it just feels kind of… awkward
or… uncomfortable… they're just different from regular people. With all the
weird food, and I know that language they speak, Jewish, is a real language,
but it just sounds like they're choking… "achhcha barrachh achhhahah…"
You know? Come on, you know what I mean. When people speak a different
language from me it always just seems… weird and wrong and I don't
quite… trust them, I guess. I mean… do all those words really mean things?
Anyway, we'll see… I'm open-minded. And if worse comes to worse… I'll
push her down an abandoned well and take the money and head west…
[Seeing our response…] I'm kidding! Jeez, what do you think I am? Besides,
you know how hard it is to find a good abandoned well these days? [Seeing
our response…] Kidding! Take it easy, there, kids…
[Lights shift…]
JESS Oy guvalt! This is insane! I think maybe he's entirely amazing… and maybe
he has a head full of gefilte fish and a heart full of darkness.
But, honestly, I don't know that I can care so much about the details right
now. He's… a way out. Out of this house, out of this life, and… who knows…
maybe he really will be my destiny… Probably not, but who knows, right?
And I've got to take my chances. [Hard, the reality of it hitting her, some…]
Even if it means leaving everything I have ever known… behind.
REN So waddaya say? Wanna run away together? Start a new life out of this
humid hellhole… head out into the world where there are trees and sunshine
and life is bursting with possibility?
JESS Where?
REN Allentown. My Aunt has a house there. Just to get us started. And then…
who knows. Philadelphia? Richmond? Charleston? The world's our oyster.
JESS It is.
JESS Challah?
JESS Bread.
REN Great. Then what do you say? Choose me? Marry me? Start a New Life???
[Beat…]
My father was… pressed into the Navy during the war of 1812. He won his
freedom through "exemplary service to the nation". Exemplary Service. And
then was shot dead on New Year's Day, 1823, because a white man thought
he'd looked at his daughter wrong. I was five. My sister Bess was three. My
sister Grace was born about three weeks after the funeral.
My mother was… careful. Not kind. Not cruel. Careful. She always told me
"Look behind" That was her… daily admonition. Her only philosophy. I'd say
"His mama so mean" and she'd say "Look behind. That boy sassy, she got
to keep him safe." Or I'd say… those white folks is so this or so that, and
she's say "Look behind all that. See their fear. See the danger…"
I was raised up always "looking behind"… trying to see what was really
going on… A valuable skill, as it turns out, for a black man is America.
America… The streets here are not paved with gold, as it's rumored abroad.
Hell, most of the streets aren't even paved, but they are still, littered with
opportunity... Because, you see, the simple truth is this country was built on
the backs of slaves. Their blood and bones are at the foundation. America is
rising in the world now because of the wealth they've made. And now those
former slaves are free. And moving—slowly and uneasily— into the economy.
You see it, right? The opportunity. When you have a whole new group of
folks who've never had money, never known money, don't fully comprehend
just how money works—well, that is an extraordinary opportunity to help
those folks, and, at the same time, help yourself…
'Cuz like it or not, folks like to follow success. The richer and more successful
I am—the more of their money I scoop right out of their damn pockets—the
more they seem to trust me. It makes no sense that I can see, but I didn't
make human nature… I just benefit it. If I'm gonna "look behind", I'm sure as
hell gonna use what I see there to take care of me and mine.
Hell, judge me if you want, but truth is they'd rather have… 35 acres and no
mule and a rising class of men like me to point the way towards something
better… than to labor away in the dark, no hope ahead, no vision of a way
towards a better tomorrow for them or any of their kind. That's just true.
So, hell yeah, I'm doing well for myself and my people. You can just think of
me as an opportunistic philanthropist. Or a philanthropic opportunist...
JESS I'm afraid my father will find out, and then I'll never have another chance.
LANCE What?
LANCE Where?
LANCE Well…
LANCE No.
LANCE Really?
JESS [Instantly seeing that this lands…] Yes... I really need your help
LANCE Wow. I like being needed. I was never really needed at home. I'm the
youngest of seven and the last thing they needed was me. And… well, to tell
you the truth, that has really created quite a number of fairly deep-seeded
belonging and abandonment issues for me.
JESS Lance…
LANCE I can't tell you what a simple little phrase like "I need you" does for me.
LANCE I don't think I've ever really felt needed, not really, not deep down where it
counts, oh, you know, I need you to empty that bucket or build that fire or
weed that garden don't quite seem to count, not like / real emotional
JESS And jewels. And anything valuable we can lay our hands on.
LANCE That's totally illegal, you know. Your dad might, you know, spank you, or lock
you in your room for a decade or two, but / me…
JESS Lance…
JESS I need you! I need your help! Will You Help Me!?!
LANCE Hold up here. [He drops in, a completely different, darker tone…] They
would kill me for what you are asking me to do. You get that, right?
LANCE I want to say yes, I do, but I need to know you aren't coming back in three
days or a week, tail between your legs, back under daddy's roof...
JESS I'm not. I'm leaving. Forever. Or a very, very long time, anyway. I am—
LANCE [Awkwardly chiming in, in an effort to help…] That's true, it's terribly, terribly
hard to know what you can't see. So hard! I can't tell you how many walls
and fences and things I've run into because it was dark, or my eyes were
closed, so I never saw 'em coming. Just… boom! Never saw 'em!
SHY Quiet, you. Bupkes for brain, this one has. Go, see to the horses, secure the
doors, you know your tasks. Go!
You remember that mangy gray cat you had when you were little? That used
to chase the mice and run into walls and never seemed to catch one?
SHY [And going on…] In the dream I sat down in a haystack—I've never sat in a
haystack in my life, mind you—nor can I remember having given haystacks a
moment's thought, ever—and I looked up at the sky… and suddenly it was
the blackest night, full of stars… and I felt very alone, lying there in that
haystack without my sheep. Or goats…
JESS Abba…
REN Nope.
REN Nope.
BEN When?
REN Pretty much. I mean, not quite like that, but / that was
REN Though who knows… It's not like he's gonna leave a ton of cash an' gold an'
jewelry just lyin' around…
BEN So how you gonna get rid of her if she comes up empty handed?
REN I… uhh…
BEN Well?
REN I'm not. We're heading out tonight. Hell or high water…
BEN Seriously?
REN Seriously.
REN There's something about her! There's actually a word for it in Jewish. She's
got what they call… "hootspaw". And I… I just gotta see this thing through.
REN Though if she comes up empty, we ain't gonna get far on the six bits I got
left in my pocket…
BEN He did. [Handing him some bills] Here, take this. Just in case…
REN I couldn't.
BEN Lorenzo?
REN Yes.
[Quick beat…]
REN And you think you have a real shot with Portia?
BEN I do.
BEN Is it a disease?
REN It is.
BEN And I hope things go good with your hot little Heeb.
REN I know what you were saying. And just— watch it, okay?
BEN Yeah?
REN Thanks.
BEN For?
REN Everything.
REN No, seriously. You saved my damn life, practically, and I want you to know—
BEN I swear to God, if you start crying I'm gonna hit you in the head with a rock
and leave your body in a ditch by the side of the road.
REN You see, it's that kind of support and understanding / that I
My daughter is gone!
[Beat]
I held her hand to cross the street... I scooped her up, cradled her, carried
her to her bed... She would bury her face in my beard as we sang your
father’s zamerios… [He sings an old Yiddish tune. As he does, PORTIA &
BEN and JESSICA & REN appear. PORTIA & BEN begin to dance to the
song. Perhaps they join in the singing…] But…I failed. [He starts to wander
off…] I failed and failed and failed and failed and failed and failed and…
I failed us all.
[Blackout]
END OF ACT I
SECOND PROLOGUE
[ANTOINE & SHYLOCK enter, much as they did at the top. But the tone is
darker, harder, more aware of where they will need to go in this act…]
SHY I hope you had a cookie. Or a nice glass of wine. It gets harder from here…
ANT Enough with the folksy Yiddish sayings. You're not going to win them over to
your side with your “old world” aphorisms.
SHY My side???
SHY I do.
[They slowly separate during this, and evolve gradually into the action and
emotion of the scene and their current situations…]
SHY My efforts to follow her trail have yielded information… but no daughter.
ANT …where all the rich white folks keep their money.
ANT I figured… it's their game, they must know how to play.
This feeling.
SHY This feeling right here… [Gestures to his heart]…this is how the world ends.
ANT This feeling right here… [Gestures to his heart]…this is how the world ends.
SHY Antoine.
ANT Shylock.
SHY You don't have the funds? You can't repay me?
SHY No. No, Antoine, I don't believe I will, no, not this time, it is enough. Too
much has been taken from me—ripped from me—and I've had enough!
ANT You'll take my flesh? Why, in God's name? What purpose can it serve?
SHY To bait fish withal! You think I don't known how you feel about me? You
laugh at me, mock me, scorn my nation; and what's your reason?
I am a Jew.
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses,
affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and
cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is—as a shvartze is? If
you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If --
.
ANT Your people sold my people! You financed slavery, profited from slavery!
You people do nothing but take and take and take and take and take! So
what the fuck do I care if you laugh when I tickle you?
NESSA Meanwhile, back up here in Belmont, there have been all sorts 'a going's on.
Portia is… blooming. Skipping classes, even. You see, one Mr. Benjamin
Bassanio has been a very welcome guest and her nearly constant companion
for the last three months… To be honest, I never thought—
BEN Right, so, while we have a second, I just wanted to say thank you.
BEN For everything. This time with Portia has been… astonishing. And anything
that you might have said or done to—
BEN Oh, no? You seem so close. I just assumed that you might have—
NESSA Don't say another word, Mr. Bassanio. I wouldn't want to know a thing I
might feel obligated to pass on to my employer.
BEN Ah.
BEN No?
NESSA I hope you're serious about taking this all the way, young man, because my
young lady is not someone to mess about with, and once she / makes up
[PORTIA enters…]
PORTIA Hi.
BEN Hi.
And I probably shouldn't say any of this, but I'm just going to say it anyway
because I've been thinking it and if I don't say what I'm thinking I find that I
end up just thinking what I'm thinking over and over and over again and
finally realizing the time to say it was back when I first thought it and by the
time I finally do say it either it has grown so big or gotten so blown out of
proportion in my mind that I totally regret not saying it back when I thought
it, or the moment passed altogether and then the time is no longer right and
the world has moved on and the thing I really wanted to say just becomes
this regret, this passed moment, this missed opportunity which I so, so, so
wish I had taken back when I could have taken it but I didn't so now it's gone
and I really, really hate that so I'm just trying these days to just go right on
and say what I really want to say when I really want to say it, and / if I don't
BEN Yeah.
PORTIA So…?
BEN Well, I—
PORTIA No, wait, I mean, I REALLY like you, and that, to be honest, is scaring the
living crap out of me (excuse my language), sometimes literally, though, my
stomach is all twisty and churn-y and sometimes I can't quite eat or swallow,
even, because I'm thinking about you and your energy and your smell and, I
know, I know, I shouldn't be saying any of this, it isn't right or proper or
smart or good or something to just go ahead and say out loud all the things
you are thinking or feeling or wanting (or wanting to be feeling), no, just
kidding, ha ha ha, anyway, the thing is I think you might be him, you know
what I mean, Him, the one, the guy, the guy I've been waiting for and
dreaming about and picturing in some odd way since I was, oh, eight or nine
or maybe younger, my prince, my knight, my GUY, but you are just… well, I
don't know how to put it into words, but just the kind of man I've always
dreamed about, somehow, without knowing how, or who, and it's not quite
how you look or what you say but somehow something about just Who You
Are that somehow seems just entirely, ridiculously, absurdly RIGHT for me,
that feels like The Man Who I Am Supposed to Marry, and, great, now I just
want ahead and said that right out loud, and I know you like me, but now—
PORTIA Oh?
BEN I…
PORTIA It's all right, whatever it is. Whatever you have to say to me, you'll still be you
and I'll still be me, / so…
PORTIA Benjamin?
PORTIA Ummm…
NESSA [Finding her way to say what she needs to say to him in code without her
very smart, very savvy Lady figuring it out…] I would just like to say…
nothing. Yes, that's right, I would like to say nothing, because, actually,
sometimes… [Meaningfully, to BEN…] sometimes just saying nothing, I am
just now realizing, is really the right thing to say. Or not say, rather.
PORTIA All right, that was bizarre. [Beat] Are you done now… not saying anything?
NESSA I am.
Except this: I think you are remarkable in every way and I am glad I've had
he chance to meet you and spend some tiny part of my life in your presence.
BEN You, Portia… perfect, perfect Portia…you are evidence, to me, that God, in
addition to being a Master Builder and a Law-Giver and a Vengeful and
Wrathful and Just and Merciful God… is also a great Artist… because he
crafted not only your beauty but also your radiant soul…
PORTIA/NESSA Gosh…
PORTIA Yes?
I'm just saying. You have to know. I planned to tell you later. I somehow
thought I'd just… tell you later… because I've had an amazing time here
with you, getting to know you, and there is literally nothing about you that I
don't like, love, actually, and I just didn't want to ruin that or have anything
go wrong or have you, you know, run away from me or look at me like you're
kind of maybe looking at me right now, so I've just kept not telling you, and
each day I would look for a good time to tell you, but then fail / to find
BEN Sorry?
PORTIA [Quiet, taught…] Those quiet, odd little moments, when I would say
something like "what are you thinking" and you'd say "nothing" or "nothing
important", those times?
BEN So now I'm telling you. I'm… not what I seem. I mean, I am what I seem, I am
who I am, but I'm also just not. What I seem...
PORTIA So it seems.
BEN So…
PORTIA You're black. Half black. Half not white. You're… what do they call it.
Passing? Pretending to be white to… what? Fool me? Fool the world?
PORTIA Wow.
BEN Yeah.
PORTIA Wow.
BEN Yeah.
BEN Is what…?
BEN It is. Since '43. In Massachusetts, anyway… And Pennsylvania. [Quick beat…]
Also Iowa, Kansas, and the New Mexico and Washington territories.
BEN So…
BEN Ummm…?
I'm stuck.
I'm caught.
I can't…
BEN Ummm…
PORTIA Don't speak. Don't say anything right now. Okay. Please…?
BEN [This is not a joke. This is okay, doesn’t really count as speaking] Okay.
PORTIA [Processing, focusing, trying to state her case as clearly and succinctly as
humanly possible in this raw emotional state…] There are things you know.
Things that are true. Things that make you who you are, you know? [He
breathes…] Don't answer that. Don't speak. I can't take it. Not yet…
BEN [Same as above. Not a joke, not really speaking per se…] Okay.
PORTIA And there are things I’ve always thought about… The Man I Will Marry.
About him. And us. And the way our family will be. Real things. Important
things. Not silly, shallow things, but real, substantial things about a kind of
life. We all want a certain kind of life, right? Don't answer that! Not yet…
PORTIA I would love to just say yes. I would… I wish that I could do that. I wish that I
was different… or the world was different… or that I could find the path
inside that would let me move in your direction, but I just can't.
BEN Right, then I'm going back to The District. I wish you every happiness.
PORTIA Wait, I—
BEN I know it's a dilemma, I do. I'm part black and entirely a liar… and while the
liar part doesn't actually seem to be throwing you—which I thought it maybe
would—the black part does, which I certainly get.
I have lied. I’ve chosen to hide who I am because I am just not content with
what is possible for me if I don't. [To NESSA] I'm so, so sorry, but that is just
the truth. [NESSA walks away] When I’m with other black folks, we're feared
and hated and ignored and belittled… but because I happen to look the way
I do, I found that when I was alone… the whole world changed. A weight
you cannot even begin to imagine was suddenly lifted, and once I felt that…
I had no choice. Or, rather, I had a choice… and I took it. I fucking grabbed
it and I tried harder than I ever had because suddenly… it made a difference.
[Beat…]
BEN Oh.
Okay. I'll wait…
[JESSICA is outside, looking up… REN joins her… they are in the backyard
of Aunt Rosie's place in Allentown, one would assume…]
JESS The Sabbath is over when the night has come. And the night has / come…
REN [Remembering, overlapping] …when we can see three stars in the sky.
REN Of course!
JESS [He watches her lips move as she says…] Do you really?
JESS Yes?
JESS What?!?
JESS What?
JESS Oh…
JESS Oh!
REN Okay?
REN Besides, if I started talking all about … oh… the Chatahootchie and goin' all
Catawampus and my Tallywacker, would you remember all a' that?
REN Believe me, darlin', when you're from Beaufort, South Carolina, "Kosher"
and "Chuppah" and "Kreplach" don't sound like real words either!
REN Good.
JESS What?
REN Three stars. [He maybe touches her or takes her shoulders or something kind
of intimate to show her…] Look there. One. Two Three.
So now what?
JESS Baruch Ata Adonai, Elohaynu Melech ha-olam, Boray m'oh-ray ha-esh.
JESS Bingo!
REN Bingo!
NESSA Belmont again. Not half an hour after we left them… and about five minutes
after a letter arrived—by an indirect route—for Mr. Benjamin Bassnio.
[Lights shift. We are suddenly with PORTIA, BEN and NESSA. PORTIA holds
a letter she has been given by BEN with the bad news… PORTIA and
BENJAMIN are far from settled and there is a tension under all of this…]
BEN Yeah.
PORTIA Why in the world would he have agreed to a pound of flesh? That's just not
good sense. In any negotiation you have to control the terms…
BEN I don't hate them, it's just--- you know, the really Jew-y Jews, the
moneylenders and merchants that try to rob you and take advantage of you.
They think they can control everything just because they have money.
BEN It is!
BEN Look, I'm a bit upset because this one particular Jew is getting ready to
literally cut the heart out of a man I am deeply indebted to, so forgive me if
I'm not particularly thrilled with the Israelites just now!
BEN Why…?!? Well, half an hour ago you told me you "really liked me" and I was
the man for you. Twenty minutes ago I told you I'd been implicitly lying to
you and that I'm actually black… And ten minutes ago I get a letter from my
benefactor telling me he is most likely going to be legally executed because
of a debt he took on to help finance my trip to win your heart!
BEN I'm sorry, but that's a lot to digest, and I'm not sure I can add borrowing a
small fortune on top of that from the woman I love to pay off the debt—
PORTIA Stop. This is a time for action, not emotion. Take the money. It's the right
choice. This is a man's life, and like it or not, you are responsible.
BEN Right, I…
PORTIA Good. Nessa will make the arrangements. We’ll make Shylock an offer he’d
have to be crazy to refuse.
PORTIA Now you should go. You have a long trip head of you.
BEN Yes.
BEN Really?
BEN I will.
PORTIA Good.
BEN Right.
BEN Good-bye. And thank you. Good-bye. Right… So, are we…?
PORTIA Go!
BEN Right.
[And he is gone…]
2.4 WELL…
NESSA Well.
NESSA About?
NESSA I did.
PORTIA And?
NESSA You may ask. But I'm not sure I could tell you even if I wanted to. But you
didn't ask, so I didn’t tell.
No, we have to be on the road within the hour. Benjamin Bassanio might be
a Negro liar and scoundrel, but he's my Negro liar and scoundrel. I'm not
going to sit idle while his friend is sliced up for parts. My father knew
everyone in the DC judiciary. I can just imagine the kind of representation
his… negro benefactor… will get. If Shylock won’t settle, it might be time
for a new Harvard hotshot—a young Mr. Wooliston—to make his DC debut.
PORTIA Yes… yes… yes… yes, and that is still totally an open question. Now go,
pack! We leave in an hour. I'll be in the library. Go!
With Miss Jessica. In case you were wondering why I was still here. I just
couldn't. She made a damn good case, she's a good person, and she makes
a hell of a knish… But still… I just couldn't go. I couldn't leave my master,
Shylock. Why, you wonder? Well, I'll tell you.
I have no idea.
And speaking of wrong... things here have gone from bad to worse, and
worse to worser. Shylock was never exactly Mr. Popularity, but now with this
trial folks think he's Simon Legree, Long John Silver, and Richard the Third
all rolled into one. 'Course they ain't thrilled with a savvy black businessman
neither, so plenty of folks wouldn't mind seeing Mr. DuPre a pound or so
lighter, neither… So folks are coming from all over to see the proceedings.
I'd just as leave not go at all, but it seems like I got a ringside seat…
[NESSA appears…]
LANCE I do.
NESSA I'm not going to lie to you, child. What would be the point a' that?
NESSA I have a letter for you master, Shylock. It's urgent that he get it before the
trial. It is from someone who is trying to help. If you would get it to him with
all possible haste, we would all be deeply grateful for your efforts.
NESSA Lancelot?
LANCE Yes?
LANCE Yes ma'am. And what, may I ask, is your name, ma'am?
NESSA Why?
LANCE Because I might need to get an answer to… your letter sender. Plus, I think
you are about the most… something woman I've ever run across, and I
would like to know your name for future reference.
LANCE Yes.
LANCE So… just what is it, do you suppose, about a trial that makes it so damn
fascinating? I mean, I get it, kind of… direct conflict, this against that,
unstoppable force vs. immoveable object, binary oppositions, but—
NESSA Lancelot?!
[Music plays and the set and lights shift. During this they adjust their outfits
and put on wigs and such in order to assume their new characters…]
NESSA And we find ourselves unfurnished with White Men enough to sit on high in
Judgment, and argue with supercilious superiority-- as they are so apt to do.
LANCE [Looking out at us…] Now, now, don't look at us like that… we didn't make
that true… we’re just sayin' what's true—
NESSA Therefore, I will be portraying The Judge: The portly, profound, and right
honorable William Douglas Whitaker the third.
LANCE And I will undertake the role of Shylock's attorney… an eager young Jewish
fellow by the name of Mr. Avram Levin Fitterman.
NESSA And last, but not least, a fancy, fresh-faced Harvard lawyer by the name,
apparently, of Mr. Reginald Wooliston, is set to represent Antoine DuPre.
NESSA The legal system of the United States of America works in mysterious ways…
ANT I did.
ANT I did.
WHIT I must say, I find it hard to see how it was coercion. What say you, Mister…
ummm… Shylock? For this… Negro here to pay your bond will likely cost
him his life. Why are you so determined push this suit forward? It seems a
bit… absurd, the whole thing. You people are so litigious…
WHIT Proceed.
ANT It is.
[No answer…]
[No answer…]
[No answer…]
SHY Did Antoine not know what his loan was for?
Tell him! Tell him how you spent my money.
[As she says this, she is also seeing BENJAMIN and thinking not only about
ANTOINE and SHYLOCK but about herself and him as well…]
WHIT Overruled.
ANT No.
[SHYLOCK stands abruptly. The lights shift. Music plays under. SHYLOCK
walks downstage and looks directly at us, the audience. He can see us and
we can see him. He looks at us for a long moment…]
"Why so vengeful?"
You have no idea what we have endured… NO IDEA. I have been scorned
and spurned and spit at all my life. From every quarter. Overtly. And covertly
As far back as memory can claw... "Jew", "the Jew", "oh, yes, yes, the
Jew…" "Jew him down", "fucking Jews…", "careful, or he'll play the Jew
with you…". And just simply, barely overheard… Jew. Jew. Jew. Jew. Jew…
And that was about 20 seconds of it… How did it feel? Tell me, honestly,
how did it feel? [He gets the audience member to answer, hopefully… If she
or he does, SHYLOCK repeats her or his answer… Then:] Very good.
[There is the sound of a gavel. Court is adjourned. We don't know what has
happened to SHYLOCK or ANTOINE or anyone. Music plays…]
2.7 NIGHT…
[Music continues… Folks remain on stage from this point forward, watching
the others… The rules of the world shift here… Each of these scenes is The
2.8 IMAGINE
NESSA What?
LANCE When someone says, "If I were them, I wouldn't have done that." Or "I
would never do that." Or "I can't imagine doing something like that."
NESSA Sure I do. People do ridiculous things all the time, and I / always think
LANCE But are you saying… you really can't imagine doing the same stupid shit that
they do?
LANCE But—
NESSA I can imagine doing my own stupid shit. I do do my own stupid shit all the
time, but often I can't imagine doing the particular stupid shit they doing.
LANCE I can. I actually think I spend as much time doing that as anything.
LANCE Imagining doing other people's stupid shit. Their smart shit, too. The odder
things get, the more I really want to understand why everybody's doing
everything they're doing.
LANCE No?
NESSA Not so much. I just try n' figure out what I need to do to deal with all they
stupid shit.
NESSA Thanks.
LANCE This scrappy little beagle that used to hang 'round when I was little. He was
interested in everything. I mean everything. Food, of course, but puddles,
ponds, rocks, sticks, leaves, shiny things, just… everything. And I guess I
thought that was a good way to be. Curious. But I was only interested in
people. Why was my cousin, Bigger Jordan, so mean, when his little brother
Avery was so nice? Why did Old Hank like to watch things burn? Why did
this one girl—we called her The Flea—make me dream of rescuing her from
Pirates, while this other girl, Kaddy, who was way prettier and really seemed
to like me, I just couldn't bother about at all? What was that all about?
LANCE You smell good all the time, so maybe you really don't want to smell bad.
LANCE And you're about eleven times smarter than I am, I can tell that.
NESSA I don't know about all that. You seem pretty… something.
LANCE Oh, I'm something, Miss Nessa, but I'm not quite sure what.
NESSA Me neither.
LANCE I don't get it when others don't get it about others. Don't you think we ought
to? Don't you think that's kind of the whole point?
LANCE Life. Our time here in this one little life. To get others. To somehow wriggle
out of our own particular skins and take a look at the world through the eyes
of all the other folks. Cause if I've learned one thing from trying to
understand people, it's that not understanding people leads to nothing but
trouble, and trouble leads to yelling and hitting, and yelling and hitting
tends to lead to all manner of worser and worser and worser things… so…
LANCE Uhh…
NESSA Seriously.
You're a gem. A genuinely good man.
And I want you with me. Now and always.
LANCE Ummm… Are you sure? That quite a leap, right there.
LANCE No.
2.9 UMMM…
REN Ummm…
REN Ummm…
REN Ummmm…
Well, here goes then: You see, darlin', I've been lyin' just about as long as
I've been talkin', and truth be told, somewhere along the line it gets hard to
tell the damn difference. I grew up poorer 'n dirt with no mother to talk of
and a father as mean as a fuckin' snake (pardon my language) and all I've
ever known was that I wanted somethin' better, and lyin' and cheatin' and
stealin' and lyin' some more never seemed too high a price to pay. And
then… and this is the God's honest truth, though it even sounds to me like
the biggest lie of all… I met you.
JESS But that first day we met, was that just chance…?
JESS I did.
JESS I did.
JESS Of course.
[Beat]
REN Well, Lord a' mercy, I did not see that comin'. That's about the craziest thing
I ever— And then again... maybe its not. Would it hurt?
JESS Exactly.
[Quick beat…]
[This is their first chance to speak along since the trial. It is tense and taught.
They know that this is… The Conversation.]
PORTIA Hi.
BEN Hi.
PORTIA For coming here. For coming her to help your friend?
BEN You mean coming here dressed as a man, impersonating a lawyer, to help?
PORTIA Yes.
[Quick beat…]
BEN Yes?
BEN Ah.
BEN It is. But it's also the exactly the same. You know it is.
PORTIA …
BEN Thank you for coming. Thank you for trying to help my friend.
BEN Yeah, I don't think anyone could have seen that coming. Then again, I don't
think anyone could have seen you coming. You were very… impressive. I
know your father was a lawyer, but how did you know all that… legal stuff?
BEN Where?
BEN Harvard?
PORTIA Yeah.
PORTIA Yeah.
BEN Wow…
BEN Why?
PORTIA Why? Why am I pretending to be something I'm not? Are you seriously
asking me that question?
[Beat]
[Beat…]
PORTIA I do. I can't help it. I like the way you look. I like the way you are.
BEN I know.
PORTIA Oh?
BEN The question isn't whether you like me. Or even love me.
PORTIA Oh no?
BEN Portia. My love. I'm just me. I'm just this man right here, this guy. Black. And
white. Flawed beyond all measure, and ridiculously in love with you.
BEN I do.
PORTIA Oh.
BEN I mean, we can wait, we can "take some time", but we don't change our
minds, do we? Not really. And if it's hard or going to cause pain we pretend
we "need some time", but we know. We always know. We know who we
are… and we know what we are going to do. Right?
PORTIA Benjamin…
PORTIA Right.
[They stand facing each other. Maybe his hand is outstretched to her. Maybe
he just stands there looking right at her with her looking right back… Maybe
they stay here, like this more or less, through the end of the play…]
Shylock raged… and wept… and walked away. Just walked away…
[Beat…]
As for Benjamin Bassanio… I don't know what to say about that. I wish him
success. I also wish him a lifetime of regret. I expect he will have both…
[Beat…]
As for me… I’m still here. Broke. But not broken. [Landing it] Not. Broken.
It’s fascinating to lose nearly everything… including your damn life. Take
away… all the “Things”… and you see just who you are in the eyes of the
world. When A Black Man fails big in America, well… No One Feels Nothing.
I see it in their eyes. The disappointment. The pleasure. The pain.
The relief…
As the kids say: I didn’t choose that to be true. I’m just sayin’ what’s true.
[Beat…]
Tomorrow I'll wake at dawn, scrub myself clean, and dress for the day. I’ll
look forward to the smell of the coffee and the breakfast cooking in the early
morning hush. I’ll glance out through the curtains to see what the day might
hold…. and eagerly anticipate the difficult work ahead.
I trusted…
I knew the world was not kind. Or fair. Or just. The Torah tells us this. The
Talmud tells us this. All the great books, perhaps, tell us this most of all…
But I suppose… I suppose… [He has never said this out loud before, never
even really known he thought it until now…] I hoped it would be kind to me.
I hoped that it would be just for me… and for those… those I loved.
It was not.
I hope you enjoy every minute of every passing day. You should…
END OF PLAY