THE RIDICULOUS 6

Characters:
1) Will Patch / Alvaro Aspee
2) Old Clerk / Álvaro Ojeda
3) Gus Patch / Javier Vásquez
4) Nelly Patch / Joaquin Ruiz
Dialogue:
-Will: Are you ready, Clerk?
-Clerk: yes, I am
Spoon? It is sharp. Look guys I want to hunt that
white Indian as much as you, but…. I…have a
problem with my eyes
-Will: If you want to join our gang, you will have
to take your eye off.
-Gus: it will only hurt for a second
Nelly: yes, just one hundred seconds and you
will be one of us
-Clerk: ok, it makes sense and would it be all
right if I take off my left eye? You see… I am
almost blind with the left and it would be a waist
to take off the….
-Will: I understand you very well, but the thing is
that it is a tradition
-Clerk: Yes, I agree (Take off his eye)
-Gus: Oh No! That’s not good (Disgusting face)
-Will: It is hanging from a vein!
-Clerk: (Finishing taking off the eye)
Incredible! I still can see with this eye
-Nelly: I am going to throw up
-Clerk: I must catch it, must catch it, I have it!
(Take off the eye)
-Will: Welcome to the one eye gang
-Clerk: Wow! I made it hand it and the worst has
passed!
-Will: Now, Let’s go for that white Indian
-Everyone: Yeah let’s go, let’s go
-Will: Let see (Put the parch) Oh! I touch the hole
I touched the hole
-Clerk: Je, Je no, I have an eye patch