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Emo

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year


olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with
tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped
chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony
greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an
angle.

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The
concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of
humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)


2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so
chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes
his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder,
and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how
their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed
to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a
menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she
drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a
single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch
with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how
pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with
me!