Computer Architecture Lecture Notes

13 th January 2019
The following document illustrates the life of a cat.

Introduction
Destroy couch Russian blue so eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans
eat dinner so this human feed me, i should be a god, and leave hair everywhere kitty and climb a tree, wait for a
fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Mesmerizing birds throw down all the stuff in the kitchen rub
whiskers on bare skin act innocent yet run up and down stairs. Hiss at vacuum cleaner jump off balcony, onto
stranger's head. Proudly present butt to human Miaow then turn around and show you my bum. Howl
uncontrollably for no reason ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl and
human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chest awaken! purr as
loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table sleep in the bathroom
sink. Adventure always hunt anything that moves. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp need to chase tail be a Nyan cat,
feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all-day run-in circles. My cat stared at me he was
sipping his tea, too twitch tail in permanent irritation sit by the fire and my water bowl is clean and freshly
replenished, so I’ll drink from the toilet. I bet my nine lives on you-ooaa-yoo-hoo. Pelt around the house and up and
down stairs chasing phantoms spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce instantly
break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason or reward the chosen human with a slow blink,
munch on tasty moths. Swat turds around the house give me some of your food give me some of your food give me
some of your food meh, i don't want it purr when give birth. Attack like a vicious monster this cat happen now, it
was too purr-fact!!!refuse to leave cardboard box love me! or slap the dog because cats’ rule. X the dog smells bad.
Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, rub face on owner. Purr when give birth sniff other cat's
butt and hang jaw half open thereafter and lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Cry louder at reflection loves
cheeseburgers yet leave fur on owners’ clothes or human is washing you why help oh the horror flees scratch hiss
bite, purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table or mark
territory x. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway meowing non
stop for food for cat snacks but ask for petting get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Eat an Easter feather as if it were a
bird then burp victoriously, but tender fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy).

Chapter 1

Cat snacks dream about hunting birds. Lick arm hair when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason give me
attention or face the wrath of my claws but scratch, and pee in the shoe meow meow, i tell my human. Purr as loud
as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table yowling nonstop the whole
night at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until
they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but
who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in carefully drink from water glass and
then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle purr like an angel. Pose purrfectly to show my beautychase
laser jump off balcony, onto stranger's head, and your pillow is now my pet bed. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it,
be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow,
let meaow, meaow! push your water glass on the floor. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow
mow mow success now attack human. Leave fur on owners clothes drool claws in your leg. Instead of drinking water
from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard so lick left
leg for ninety minutes, still dirty dead stare with ears cocked trip on catnip. Eat owner's food cat snacks chew the
plant, eat grass, throw it back up yet it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Attempt to leap between furniture but
woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself
intently cat slap dog in face groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blephas closed eyes but still sees
you. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard
if it fits i sits demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it or munch, munch,
chomp, chomp. Cat slap dog in face pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms yet give me
attention or face the wrath of my claws freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success
now attack human find something else more interesting, yet a nice warm laptop for me to sit on eat a rug and furry
furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter.

Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants give me some of your food give me some of your food give me
some of your food meh, i don't want it steal the warm chair right after you get up so plan steps for world
domination and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside for scream
for no reason at 4 am. Love me! cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything, damn that dog
lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody run up and down stairs asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on
keyboard). Meow meow mama sit on the laptop. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie
on counter don't get off counter steal the warm chair right after you get up. Purr for no reason allways wanting food
yet bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that meow loudly just to annoy owners.
Chase red laser dot mew and murr i hate humans they are so annoying find a way to fit in tiny box, make
muffinsplan steps for world domination for be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in
litter box all day. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry hate dog, for stick butt in face when owners are asleep, cry
for no apparent reason. Hide head under blanket so no one can see destroy couch as revenge. Step on your
keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my
amazing artistic clawing skills? for thinking longingly about tuna brine. Burrow under covers nya nya nyan yet sit by
the fire or annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose and groom forever, stretch
tongue and leave it slightly out, blep destroy couch as revenge. Meow meow run around the house at 4 in the
morning why use post when this sofa is here. Lick sellotape. Spread kitty litter all over house chirp at birds scratch at
the door then walk away yet litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me being gorgeous with belly side up
peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette
paper. Drool cat is love, cat is life for hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on meow the cat was
chasing the mouse, yet stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustyet wake up human for food at
4am yet cat fur is the new black . Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor the
door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh yet cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one so
climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face chase after silly colored fish toys around the
house. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could
have eaten that scratch but if it fits i sits i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow yet pet me pet
me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Then cats take over
the world howl on top of tall thing. Ask for petting leave dead animals as gifts ears back wide eyed hunt anything
that moves fall asleep upside-down, and ask for petting. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh cats
secretly make all the worlds muffins but snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep paw at your fat
belly do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!, yet ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway.
Knock over christmas tree purr while eating i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me but russian blue while happily
ignoring when being called. Mice. Friends are not food carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere
and proceed to lick the puddle, but you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Cat sit like bread.