Speak any lyrics as text : Sipe A \kshaya enthusiastically leaps up in excitement, pushing down Jackie's signs to address her. Jackie keeps A tote nts back ay a AKSHAYA WE'RE TWO BEST FRIENDS ON A GREAT ADVENTURE, WE'RE TWO BEST FRIENDS TRAVELLING THROUGH, DON'T NEED MONEY, ‘CAUSE OUR OUTLOOK IS SUNNY! AKSHAYA AND JACKIE DON'T NEED A HOTEL OR SHAMPOO... AKSHAYA [JUST NEED YOU, JACKIE But a ride would also help! Now get out there and look cute. Jackie rushes at the next car with her thumb out. Akshaya starts hacking, like she has a furball AKSHAYA My allergies. Akshaya hacks up the furball AKSHAYA ‘There we go. JACKIE Real attractive, AKSHAYA Sometimes, Jackie, I think you might be using me as bait. JACKIE No, not bait..more like a dangling carrot. Akshaya harrumphs and sits down, sticking her nose into “Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.” JACKIE AKSHAYA’S GOT THE LOOK NOSE STUCK IN A BOOK DOUGLAS ADAMS AIN'T THE GUIDEFOR HANGIN’ BY THE ROADSIDE. NEEDED WILD TURKEY ‘TO GET TO ALBUQUERQUE. HIPPIE MAMA, LLAMA DRAMA UPCHUCK ON YOUR SHOES TRAUMA. AKSHAYA HOLD ON JACKIE I CAN GET WACKY REMEMBER AMARILLO WHEN I KILLED THE KILLER ARMADILLO JACKIE Ttwas dead! AKSHAYA APECCADILLO LOOK I MADE A THROW PILLOW! ‘Akshaya holds up an armadillo throw pillow she made herself: AKSHAYA In fact, there's a wonderful sewing pattern that I've inserted right here in my guideboo! vac ENP --Akshaya, what did | tell you about your obsession with Hitchhiker's? You can’t always rely on-- AKSHAYA ---Oh, but I'm not relying on anything. In fact, I'm creating my own version, designed to help the modern American hitchhiker understand our roads in the same way they might understand Arthur Dent's Galaxy. And hopefully by the end of this trip I'l have figured out what our world’s version of 42 is. JACKIE Akshaya, I love you, but you're an idiot. Akshaya takes this as a compliment. AKSHAYA WE'RE TWO BEST FRIENDS ON A GREAT ADVENTURE! AKSHAYA AND JACKIE WE'RE TWO BEST FRIENDS TRAVELLING THROUGH.I think one of us is going to have to make a sacrifice. AKSHAYA Tagree. ZOOKEEPER JACKIE 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 Great, so it’s settled. This is your SKIDDLE-DIDDLE SENDIN’ _ | cross to bear, Akshaya, "EM TO CRABBY HEAVEN Sweeney Todd whistle Zookeeper covered in crab guts, dumps all of the remaining crabs in the pot, except for two which he eT i notice, then goes back to working. SN sara ‘You can't be serious. I saw you eating fish two days ago! JACKIE ‘That was then. This is now. AKSHAYA How can you be so selfish? JACKIE Itis my moral duty as a vegetarian to restore the karmic cycles of the universe by saving these crabs! AKSHAYA BAD FRIEND, BAD BRIEND! ‘VEGETARIANS MAKE BAD FRIENDS. AMENACE TO SOCIETY ‘THE SOURCE OF MY ANXIETY. WHEN IT COMES TO PROPRIETY ‘YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THEM! C'mon Jackie! Jackie wrestles with the cages, trying to free the two crabs. JACKIE SAVE THE CRABS! I'VE GOT TO SAVE THE CRABS! SAVE THE CRABS WOAH-OH-OH SAVE THE CRABS! —— 16