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Is it thirteen
or fourteen?
feature in a recent edition of stood somewhere near where the victim, here’s a little bit of good news
FROM THE
EDITOR’S DESK
Stuart Pessok A TAXI featured the locations
of the 13 cab shelters still in
existence along with their
hours of opening. Following
this, I received a letter from a cab driver
who regularly uses the café at what I
have always known as ‘The George’ in
George rank is today, but, if it had
survived until today it would have been
‘timber framed, tongue and grooved
timber panels; felt-clad timber roof; 7
bays by 3 bays; entrance to centre of
north side; windows to upper wall in
second, fourth and sixth bays. Stump
– Leyton Taxi Parts! The cost of one of
their replacement converters is £120,
which is a lot better than the £450 I
reported in the last issue.
Leyton Taxi Parts can be found at
Unit 6, Acacia Business Centre,
Leytonstone High Road E11 3PL. Let’s
Haverstock Hill. of fleche to roof and decorative rafter hope you don’t have to use them.
Writing on behalf of fellow regulars, ends to eaves. It would also be a
who, he pointed out, “Revive their Grade II listed building. Licence renewal
weary minds (and tummies) on a daily Unfortunately, the Wharrie Cabmen’s In my last editorial I told of the
basis at the ‘Wharrie cabman’s shelter Shelter falls well short of this and I problems faced by a driver trying to
often referred to as the George rank’. can’t see how it could be considered renew his licence via the Post Office’s
He went on to describe the food on number 14 on the list of surviving Check and Send service which,
offer as the usual cabman’s fare shelters; unless, of course, someone according to the latest info from
including a freshly cooked selection, knows different. TfL/PCO (see elsewhere in this issue),
tea, cakes etc, etc, served up by Gail Nevertheless, the George is a well- is being extended to include more
and Agi. The Wharrie is open from 7 known, well-used watering hole for Post Offices.
am to 4 p Monday to Saturday and, in cabbies that has served the trade for Unfortunately for another driver
the opinion of the letter writer and his many years. It doesn’t have to be a true who called me, it wouldn’t have
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fellow regulars, should be added to the Cabmen’s Shelter to satisfy the needs mattered if ALL Post Offices
list of surviving cab shelters bringing of all the drivers that use it. participated because his paperwork
The George is a the total up to 14! got lost. He asked for a temporary
While I am happy to advertise the Catalytic converters permit to be sent to him while things
well-known, well-used George rank or the Wharrie and tell the It appears that for some thieves, were sorted but that got lost as well!
watering hole for cabbies readers how good the food on offer is, welding the bolts on catalytic The last I heard he was working as an
that has served the trade I cannot concede that it is a cab shelter converters slows them down but still unlicensed taxi driver hoping he
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in the true sense of the word. doesn’t stop them removing it from the wouldn’t be pulled over! With all the
for many years There was a cab shelter erected in cab. This unit is expensive to replace changes being made at the PCO
Haverstock Hill in 1875 and may have but for those unfortunate to become a things will get better - won’t they? TAXI
20 APRIL 2010 TAXI 3
ABOUT
Steve McNamara S receipt pads displaying the
tout/minicab warning have
been distributed, yet there are
still drivers who have been
unable to obtain any. The vast
majority of punters prefer these
‘proper’ receipts to the print roll
Square, Temple Place, The Pier
and the All Nations.
Starting from this week they will
also be at many garages including:
LP Motors Dunbridge Street,
Richmond Road Cab Centre, A1
Taxis Sidmouth Street, Hexagon
variety, so it’s a good idea to ensure Garage Lukin Street, Taxi Media
that you have a sufficient supply in Fitting Centre in Dunbridge Street
your cab. and G &L Taxis Crayford Road.
The LTDA has just taken delivery of Taxi House has also been re-
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another 30,000 receipt pads and stocked with the Hands Up seat
these have been distributed around back adverts and if you are still
The LTDA have just taken the trade and can be picked up at the driving around with the original set
following cab trade eateries: Astral that came with your cab when you
delivery of another 30,000 receipt Café Regency Place SW1, most of the bought it why not change them for
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pads and these have been shelters including: Pont Street, ones that promote your trade. Pick
distributed around the trade Warwick Avenue, St Georges Square, up a set the next time you are near
‘Tout warning’ receipt pads Northumberland Avenue, Russell Woodfield Road. TAXI
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20 APRIL 2010 TAXI 5
Bus Lane
Confusion
he introduction of a removed. TfL also confirmed to me
THE
MASSETT
FILE
Richard Massett
LTDA Executive
T contra-flow bus lane in
Bloomsbury Way has led
to confusion amongst
many taxi drivers because
of the use of inappropriate signage.
While work has been in progress to
that its enforcement arm had been
asked not to issue any PCNs to
taxi drivers found using this
bus lane.
The LTDA also received a
number of calls from members who
Stop Press
Chairman, London install the bus lane, the section
between Red Lion Street and Old
are confused by the signage that
has cropped up along the
EMBARGO
Cab Ranks Committee North Street has raised a number of
queries due to changes in the
eastbound bus lane in Bloomsbury
Way. The question raised was
CLUB
signage, which for most of the time whether taxis are still permitted to Representatives from LTDA,
was incomplete and therefore use this lane. LCDC and Unite Union recently
unenforceable. The answer is a very definite met with officers of the Met’s Cab
When the works were completed YES, but as the other photograph Enforcement Unit (Safer Travel
a few weeks ago and the new on this page shows, I can certainly Command). Topics discussed
contra-flow bus lane opened, the understand why some people may included the activities of staff and
Red Lion Street stretch had signs be confused, so I will be speaking touts at the Embargo Club, King’s
showing ‘buses only’. Having been to TfL about this puzzling signage. Road. TAXI is pleased to report
involved in meetings with TfL’s The signs are in fact correct but if that the clipboard Johnny has
Route 38 team during the planning professional drivers are getting now been arrested.
stage, I was surprised to hear that confused by them what chance does
taxis had been excluded from the the ordinary motorist have? TAXI
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bus lane as this had not been part
of the plan.
I then received a call from an I was surprised to hear
LTDA member who had taken the that taxis had been excluded
trouble to telephone Camden and from the bus lane as this had not
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had been told that as far as the
Council was concerned taxis been part of the plan
should not have been omitted. I
contacted TfL who immediately
came back stating that the signs
would be removed straight away
and then replaced, in due course,
with new signs that would permit NOT JUST MORTGAGES
entry to the bus lane by taxis.
As you can see from the lower
FOR LICENCED TAXI DRIVERS
photograph on this page, a visit to RECOGNISING THE SPECIAL NEEDS OF DRIVERS WE OFFER
Bloomsbury Way – who can tell us the site confirmed that all the SOUND ADVICE ON THE FOLLOWING SERVICES WITH A FREE
exactly what this sign means? existing signage had been INITIAL CONSULTATION:
Wills
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NEWS
Penton Street Counter Closure
ince 4 January 2010, TfL has internet to further improve accessibility applications in person, TfL have also provided with your application
Further information
to improve licensing services and premises where counter facilities will applications for a small fee.
enable applications and related no longer exist. Knowledge appearances will not If you have any queries or need to
services to be dealt with more quickly With effect from Friday 30 April be affected by this change and submit additional information,
and effectively by email, telephone 2010 the taxi counter services at appointments will continue to be please e-mail the information
and post. Penton Street will no longer be booked as normal although it may where possible to avoid postal
In addition TfL continues to explore available. be necessary to amend the location delays. If you have any questions
other initiatives to improve services In preparation for this change, and of appearances that may have please visit tfl.gov.uk/tph or call
such as more effective use of the for those drivers who prefer to submit been booked. on 0845 602 7000 Monday –
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From 30 April for applications or Friday 8.00 am - 5.00 pm.
renewals TfL recommend the For taxi vehicle licensing
TfL appreciates that the counter services provided in the past following:- appointments please call SGS on
0845 378 2345.
from Penton Street have been well used and popular with new Driver application packs
applicants and existing drivers. These can be requested online at Email addresses
However, in order to deliver the long term improvements needed to tfl.gov.uk/tphservices General enquiries
tph.enquiries@tfl.gov.uk
the services we deliver and to enable TfL to realise its accommodation Driver licence renewal
strategy, the closure of counter services is unavoidable. TfL would like applications Taxi drivers
to thank you for your co-operation and understanding whilst we The quickest, most efficient way is tph.enquiries@tfl.gov.uk
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to use the Post Office Check & Send
implement this change and deal with any issues arising Service, details of which (including Taxi vehicles
John Mason Director Taxi and Private Hire participating branches) are available tph.taxicontract@tfl.gov.uk
online at tfl.gov.uk/tphservices, and
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HOOPER’S
VIEW
Barry Hooper
LTDA Executive
I ‘glass half empty’ kind of
person, or perhaps negative, or
even cynical, and in fact I have
been accused of all those things
and much worse if I’m honest. Sadly
I feel I must plead guilty as charged!
Not surprisingly, given my
come out of this
move. For a start
you won’t get a
£60 fine for over
running the meter
by 2 minutes
because there was
negative, perhaps suspicious nature, a queue at the
when someone tells me that their counter! You won’t
drive for efficiency will be in my best be treated to the bored, ‘matter of (yes 3) Post Offices can carry out
interest, I immediately look for the fact’ expression at the counter, or this task. Apparently 15 will be
‘small print’ or ‘hidden agenda’. the patronising attitude of staff available, but again I am unable to
Something that’s described as being because you forgot to dot an ‘i’ or confirm the number or the
an ‘initiative to improve service’ cross a ‘t’. That’s about the end of whereabouts of these offices.
inevitably ends up costing me the good news! So, what does it all mean? Well it
money one way or another. Now for the bad! When you talk to doesn’t mean that the system will
There is an old saying that goes as many cab drivers as I do, you improve from your point of view. It
‘you can take two steps forward and realise that forms and documents does mean that you will have more
one back’ when describing sent to the ‘PCO’ (now to be known aggravation finding and parking at
innovation or progress. The as TfLT&PH (why use 3 letters when an approved Post Office (forget what
announcement from John Mason, 6 will do!)) have a bad habit of going I said previously about saving on
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Director of Taxi and Private Hire missing. Many disappear before parking fines!). It means that you will
(once again without consultation) they arrive at Penton Street. Who not have a bill or cover note, whilst
When you talk to as that ‘Transport for London Taxi and knows why? the ‘system is in progress’.
many cab drivers as I do, you Private Hire’ (the entity formally Some might say that someone What could the TfLT&PH do to
known as the PCO) would be somewhere, perhaps even in the help. Well, if they had consulted I
realise that forms and documents closing it’s counter at Penton Street postal service, realises that any would have suggested that they
sent to the ‘PCO ’ have a bad
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is, I believe, one step back and envelope heavy enough to carry a send out a ‘cover note’ with the
habit of going missing maybe half a step forward! ‘renewal’ bundle, will almost renewal pack, and also either waived
There are of course some good certainly contain such things as the need for your DVLA licence to be
driving licences and personal details. sent, or accept a photocopy. There
It has even been known for may have been other things that the
documents to disappear after arrival trade could have suggested IF they
at Penton Street. Hence my previous had consulted. As I said, one step
CRICKLEWOOD CARRIERS CAB COMPANY advice to LTDA members to take back, and half a step forward. I
their renewal documents to the think its called making decisions
counter in person. This enabled staff on the hoof!
Midland Arches, to photocopy the driver’s licence and
Edgware Road, return it, along with a receipt for Pestana Hotel,
London, NW2 6NJ
payment and a cover note to show Chelsea Bridge
good reason to anyone who asks I have been told by more than one
why you don’t have your ‘bill’ with driver that the hotel staff at this
CABS AVAILABLE FOR RENTING you. By far the better way to do a Portuguese chain does not want
FAIRWAY’s - TX1’s - TX11’s - TX4’s renewal; safe, secure, and you have taxis. Fair enough, don’t give them
not lost anything (unless you any. When the staff are looking for a
BRAND NEW TAXIS –
overstay that bloody meter). cab in the rain, let them look!
ALL AIR CONDITIONED
You are now (from 30 April) left
LONDON’S FIRST CHOICE GARAGE FOR with two choices. Firstly you can Box clever at Berkeley
TX11 TIMING CHAIN CONVERSIONS post it. You will certainly need to Street and Piccadilly
AND NON-FAULT ACCIDENT CRASH register it otherwise it could If you are turning left into Piccadilly
REPAIR SPECIALISTS disappear into a black hole in from Berkeley Street make sure that
Blackfriars never to be seen again. the box is clear. Westminster’s
ALL WORK CARRIED
OUT FOR OWNER DRIVERS Imagine the hassle? You will have to cameras are raking it in at the
OVERHAULS – BODY SHOPS – TYRES explain to them where your renewal moment and you will become
application has gone! You will another victim. Be warned!
PROMPT WHILE certainly need proof of delivery
YOU WAIT SERVICE otherwise it will all be down to you, Diet update
mate. New driver’s licence, more Slim drivers need read no further!
photographs etc! For those interested, my new regime
The second option will be to use has seen another 6 pounds gone,
info@cricklewoodcarriers.co.uk the Post Office. This is already in that’s 18 and a half altogether. Not
place, although I have no personal bad in the first month and only
www.cricklewoodcarriers.co.uk experience of this system. They another 18 or so to go! Do yourself a
check documents, and presumably favour. If you put your mind to it you
Tel: 020 8452 5461 give you back your driver’s licence
before sending them off. There is a
can exercise and diet. In the kind of
job we do you can’t really afford to
Mob: 07866-0-07866 charge, I think its seven quid, but at just sit around and do nothing.
the time of writing I couldn’t get hold Bye for now, don’t forget to keep
of anyone to confirm. them doors locked and if in doubt
The downside is that only three keep them out!! TAXI
20 APRIL 2010 TAXI 9
LIES UPDATE!
Officials of the Communist lead RMT and the trade blogs which support them are continually
spreading lies and misleading innuendo regarding the Officers and policies of the LTDA,
Unite Union and LCDC. TAXI will continue to expose these lies and half truths until this
uncalled-for smear campaign, prompted by the recently formed RMT Taxi Branch, ceases.
FACT ONE: LTDA membership currently exceeds 8500, which is an all time high. Members are welcome to inspect
the Association records at any time in order to verify this figure.
The RMT statement that LTDA membership has: “fallen to an all time low” is yet another RMT lie. (QUESTION: Why
are RMT members repeatedly prevented from examining the RMT Taxi Branch membership list?)
FACT TWO: The RMT Taxi Branch is not recognised at Heathrow Airport or the PCO. The RMT was not party to the
United Trade delegation which successfully defeated Addison Lee’s attempt to infiltrate the airport. All RMT
statements issued to the contrary are a lie.
FACT THREE: RMT officials continue to deny that they have joined forces with the GMB Minicab Union in its
campaign to introduce taxi type partitions into minicabs. This denial is another RMT lie, in fact the GMB Minicab
leader who is spearheading the minicab campaign has proudly boasted that he “will fight to the death” to get
minicabs into bus lanes!
FACT FOUR: On 9 February 2009, shortly after forming the new RMT Taxi Branch, the Communist-led RMT boasted,
in relation to a restriction on drivers working hours, that: “The RMT and our sister unions in the European Transport
Workers lobbied Members of the European Parliament to vote to support the inclusion of self-employed drivers (in
the Working Time Directive) from March 2009”
FACT FIVE: On 13 October 2009 the RMT stated, in its response to the UK Government Consultation on Domestic
Drivers’ Hours Rules: “The RMT’s view is that all drivers who carry passengers should be covered by rules governing
maximum driving time and rest breaks. There is therefore a case for considering extending the rules to cover
taxis/private hire vehicles….the mandatory use of tachographs would be positive”
Uncertain Times
Ahead for our Trade
or as long as I can remember deal with the hotel, then hands out share with them?’ Again a valid
TAXI-TALK
Alf Townsend
F the ‘faces’ and the mobile-
mob have been bunging hotel
porters for the airport rides
and, for as long as I can
remember, I have been banging on
about the possible dangerous
consequences of this practice to
four pounds to the porter as his cut!
So the hotel get a regular cut; as does
the concierge and the porters while
the poor old cabbies sitting outside on
the ranks gets the locals - or sweet FA!
Some of my more cynical readers
may be saying to themselves that
argument if you look at it from their
perspective?”
I go on to say: “We presently share
the PCO with PH and we presently
share SGS with them on our annual
overhauls. What are the odds that we
won’t be sharing the Heathrow Feeder
our trade. anyone can appear wise after the Park and the Airport canteen with them
Firstly, everyone knows that this event, so please allow me to quote in the future?”
practice is morally wrong, but more from my latest book Heathrow Cabbie Again, many of my more cynical
importantly, I have always believed that I first started to write some two readers, who tend to live in cloud-
that once the opposition got its act years ago. cuckoo-land, may well accuse me of
together it would eventually gobble up I wrote:- “Playing Devil’s Advocate, spouting purely hypothetical clap-trap.
this cream work by paying all the which is a great way to access any These cynics are invariably those who
hotels a commission for their long, future scenario, if I was the marketing have plenty to say, but unfortunately
pre-booked jobs. And now, it would man of a major PH company my first never do anything to support their
seem, my predictions are sadly step would be to be build up a solid trade; even to the point of joining a
proving to be correct. customer base in town. Then I’d move trade organisation!
My sources inform me that two major into the corporate market and For sure I could be spouting clap-
London hotels - not a million miles from undercut the licensed radio circuits’ trap, but only time will prove me right
Marble Arch and popular venues for the lucrative account customers. or wrong. In the meantime I would
‘faces’, have instituted new booking “My next major step forward would suggest that these people join a trade
procedures. The porters are forbidden be to ‘lock up’ all the Central London organisation to help fight their corner
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to take guest’s luggage outside to the hotel chains by offering set price deals because we will need a united front
taxi-rank anymore because now, all for their guests to all four airports or in the future.
This so-called ‘new pre-booked fares - or fares of any elsewhere. This would appeal to the Thankfully many of the new guys and
dawn’ could well turn out to be consequence, have to come via the hotel chains because they would gals coming into the trade have been
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concierge. receive a small regular sum in voting with their feet by joining the LTDA
the ‘sunset’ for their trade! The concierge first telephones, guess ‘appreciation’ of their compliance and and raising the membership to an all-
who, a PH company who have done a a car would be readily waiting outside time high of almost 9,000. That’s the
for their guests. Consequently, the way to fight the opposition my friends!
poor old cabbies sitting hopefully on
the ranks outside would eventually be Me Join The RMT Union?
reduced to doing just the local fares I Think Not!
that PH aren’t interested in covering!” Some of my golf gang are winding me
Now, two years down the line, it up and saying that I should join the
would appear that my predictions RMT union seeing as though I don’t do
were about right and the PH too many hours on the cab anymore.
companies HAVE built up a solid They reckon I would benefit from their
customer base in Central London and mandatory policy – which means
they HAVE made inroads into the compulsory tachographs in the
licensed radio circuits’ lucrative City vehicles of all of their drivers and
accounts; and now it would appear limited working hours!
that they are working on the next I think it’s an excellent policy if you
stage of their campaign, to ‘lock-up’ drive a train or a bus, but certainly a
all the major hotels in Central London no-no if you are a self-employed
Again, quoting from my book, “the taxi-driver!
final part of their plan would be to I must confess to having some
make inroads into the lucrative sympathy for the few dozen
Heathrow customer base. Firstly set disenchanted Heathrow drivers who,
up your stall in all five terminals and, as sensing a new dawn, blindly rushed to
long as you pay the going rate, then join the RMT following Bob Crow’s
the cash-strapped BAA will do passionate rallying call in the Taxi
business with you with no moral Feeder Park last year.
obligations to our trade. How they must be ruing their
“But now you need somewhere to impulsiveness now they are forced to
park all your vehicles because your approve this mandatory policy,
business is flourishing. The licensed especially as the ‘limited hours’ includes
taxis have their own feeder park and as waiting time as well. The Heathrow
a good paying customer, why regulars could well find themselves
shouldn’t the BAA grant you the same losing over half of their allotted driving
privilege? If you look at it from their hours in waiting time alone! This so-
side, it’s a valid argument. called ‘new dawn’ could well turn out to
“The BAA will say that there’s simply be the ‘sunset’ for their trade!
no more space available on the airport I suspect they must feel like a herd of
for all these private hire vehicles. But cattle just waiting outside for the doors
the shrewd PH operators - having of the abattoir to open!! By all means
done their homework - will reply, ‘But join a trade organisation, but one that’s
the taxis have two feeder parks, been fighting this EU edict for many
surely you could find room for us to years, and yes, I do mean the LTDA!! TAXI
20 APRIL 2010 TAXI 11
PROTECT YOURSELF
DON’T NEGLECT
YOURSELF! Look at what the LTDA Gold
Membership Scheme offers:
• Up to £450 per week in the event of hospitalisation
(payable up to four weeks)
The LTDA Gold Membership Scheme
is the winning package for • £50,000 for permanent total disablement
protection against personal (accidental injury only)
accident and illness. • up to £250 per week for temporary total
disablement, including illness
Don’t make the mistake of thinking (payable up to 50 weeks following a two week
it will never happen to you – it just deferment period)
might!
• £10,000 for death by natural causes
Why put it off for tomorrow?
It could turn out a day too late!
• £60,000 for accidental death
• £50,000 for accidental death of spouse
" Not only is the LTDA " I don’t know how I
the biggest cab driver would have survived if
organisation, it also offers I hadn’t been in the
a first class sickness and ‘Gold’ scheme, joining
accident scheme, which it was one of the best
was a lifesaver for me " decisions I ever made "
ently
Chris Allum – As an LTD
A Gold Sean Harris – Sean rec
believes ed from being a ‘Gold’
Scheme member, Chris benefit
membership is a essent
ial scheme member
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Tongue In Cheek:
Foot in Mouth
TWO always promised myself that if I seating arrangements for the Coliseum hygiene tip he’d imparted...floss
FINGERS
Al Fresco I ever won a decent few bob I’d get
me ‘ampsteads sorted and I’d get
a set of Hollywood-style gnashers
- the sort that are so dazzling,
they’re guaranteed to activate
‘Reactolite’ lenses. Instead, on my last
visit to the dentist I was advised to get
in Rome.
To get the cap fitted I had to endure
an hour in the dentist’s chair. First he
numbed the tooth with an injection in
the gum. Then, he poked a tube that
gushed water into one side of my
mouth, and on the other, a gadget that
regularly, use a mouth wash and scrape
your tongue...and that I’d remembered
him telling the same thing to Carole. So
much so, that Carole had gone out and
bought the stuff he’d suggested and
which I consequently found in the
bathroom cabinet and used it.
a crown fitted on one of my molars. could have acted like the bilge pump Emma must have been listening, cos
Private was about three hundred on the Titanic, which drained out bodily she stopped massaging the sole of my
quid; NHS was free. So being a fluids and sounded in my head like left foot to suddenly ask me...
potless pensioner, I settled for NHS. someone taking the plug out of the “What’s a tongue scrapper?”
The difference? Private - the finish North Sea. Within moments, my I laughed. “A thing for scraping your
was as close to the original white tongue went numb and felt like a tongue, of course.”
enamel as you could get. NHS? - the sponge football; my puffy cheek taking “What’s it look like?” she enquired
cap was a garish bronzy-gold colour, on the consistency of a congealed from the region of my big toe.
so when you opened your norf an souf blancmange. “Well,” I mused, “it’s a metal thing,
it looked like you’d been chewin' a The headache, stiff neck, swollen with a plastic handle; a bit like a
caramel toffee and it was stuck to tongue, puffy cheek and buzzing in my miniature cheese grater.”
your tooth! ears eventually wore off and I was back “And...,” she started laughing
For that, I had to have a mould done to munching matzos like there was no hysterically, “you scrapped your tongue
The cap was a of my teeth. Wot was that about ‘first tomorrow. In fact, the morrow was with it...? Ha ha ha, hee hee hee.”
garish bronzy-gold colour, impressions count?’ When I came reflexology day - something I really I was bemused. “Why, what’s so
back the second time, the mould was looked forward to. funny?”
so when you opened your ready. I was shown a plaster cast of When I’m relaxed I tell Emma, my She controlled herself. “That’s not a
norf an souf it looked like my upper and lower teeth (God forbid reflexologist, everything - and I mean tongue scraper, Alan (ha ha, hee hee),
you’d been chewin' a anything nasty happens to me, the everything. Thank goodness she’s so that’s a scraper for taking hard skin off
forensic scientists will have it easy). discreet (or, like my late wife Carole, the heel of your foot! And you stuck it
caramel toffee and it was
I couldn’t believe how jagged and just doesn’t really listen). in your mouth and scrapped your
stuck to your tooth! uneven my teeth were. The casts Anyway, I recounted my dentist’s tongue with it - hee hee hee, ha ha ha -
looked like a relief diagram of the chair story and passed on the oral I hoped you washed it first...” TAXI
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Brake pads TX2 £48.75 TX4 £53.75 Brake discs pair £99.75
A/C Standard service £50.00 (exc. filter) A/C Full service £75.00
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NEWS
Kiev-er move!
he excitement has Cheyne International Market
T been building in
Ukraine with the
imminent arrival of
the newest car on
the road. Not long from now
the streets of the nation’s
capital will see the famous
Development Director, “and
it’s that expertise that we
are bringing to Kiev.”
The current version of the
famous taxi is built in China
to British standards by LTI
and their joint venture
lines of the legendary company Geely and will be
London taxi as Kiev operated by both individual
becomes one of the first drivers and limousine
cities around the world to companies to introduce a
introduce the iconic vehicle. new London style service.
The iconic London taxi is Drivers will be trained in
built in Britain and China by customer care techniques
the same company who and given lessons on
designed it over 60 years sightseeing tours so they
ago. “We know more about can point out places of
taxi design and manufacture interest to their passengers.
than anyone,” said Matthew Hotels already want to
take advantage of the and using the taxis in Britain but is a lower cost sales back up.
unique service as they and other countries. “We know it is going to This is a unique
The iconic London extend the facility to their Matthew said “we have prove popular here in Kiev opportunity to gain an
guests to make their stay been working for a long time as we have had numerous advantage over your
taxi is built in Britain and even more enjoyable. Local to produce a cost effective advance enquiries about competitors and we are
China by the same companies and businesses vehicle that doesn’t lose any how to buy the vehicle. sure that very soon we can
company who designed it will no doubt want to utilise of the values that the taxi Now we are looking for a have a full launch of the
the taxis for when foreign has in the UK. It is the same partner who will import the vehicle over here and start
over 60 years ago business people visit as design and is as robust as vehicle into Ukraine and seeing the taxi being used
they are so used to seeing the one we build in Britain provide sales and after- on the streets of Kiev.”
UBIQUITOUS
20 APRIL 2010 TAXI 23
CAMPAIGN
LTDA’s previous and ongoing
NEWS
We want
your cabs
In Search
of London
Phil Brown
FEATURE
The MOLE in the MERC
verything is still good here in because of the cab I drive that I get In between these jobs, especially
and I am looking at every way
possible to utilise the cab’s
I am starting to view my advantages and minimise my
empty time and working hours,
cab as much more of a business and rather than just concentrating on
I am looking at every way possible getting the next job in the cab.
to utilise the cabs advantages and Only time will tell if my plan
works out but one thing is for sure,
minimise my empty time without my Merc I would lose my
“Digging away to bring you the facts”
biggest commercial asset! TAXI
PUZZLER
£50 and a Heathrow Cabbie!
T
he winner of this crossword the ‘Omelette and Chips Gang
competition will not only and the taxi feeder park with all
receive a cheque for £50 but the characters that go with it. It’s
a signed copy of Alf Townsend’s a book that gives a real insight
latest book Heathrow Cabbie. into Heathrow Airport and the
What a prize! There is also a taxi drivers who work there.
signed copy of Heathrow Cabbie If you would like to get your
for the runner-up! hands on a copy of this
This is book number five for Alf excellent book, published by
and follows the success of The The History Press, its available
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Boy and Black Cab Story. It is a Or, you could complete
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development of this huge complex send it, with your contact details
and a selection of Alf’s stories. to: Crossword No. 216, TAXI,
He tells of his meeting with Her Taxi House, 11 Woodfield
Majesty The Queen; the antics of Road, London W9 2BA.
ENTRY DETAILS
ACROSS DOWN
1 Sandwich filler (6) 1 Silvery fish (5)
4 Entertained (6) 2 Grant permission to
8 Proportion of a whole (7) legally sell alcohol (7)
9 Brainiac (7) 3 Policy (9)
11 Peach for example (5, 5) 5 Power (5)
12 Instrument for Orpheus (4) 6 Academic (7)
13 Sanctify (5) 7 Mark used to indicate a
14 Lumbar support (8) special pronunciation
16 Colour and a name of a for a particular vowel (9)
flower (8) 10 Machine used to remove
18 Charges (5) water washing (6, 3)
20 Wound covering (4) 13 Blockade (9)
21 Amiable and friendly (10) 15 Type of particle
23 Ridge built up by the accelerator (9)
action of tided (4, 3) 17 Principal bullfighter (7)
24 Endorse (7) 19 Stumble over words (7)
25 Build up in a hearing 21 Public square (5)
organ (6) 22 Measurement of
26 A lie (6) liquid (5)
Playing fast
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Frederic finds out, however, that he Times
was born on February 29, and so, 7.30 pm (Tuesday-Saturday)
technically, he only has a birthday each
A unique all-male Matinees (Sat & Sun) 2.30 pm
leap year. His apprenticeship states production directed by Sasha
Tickets
Regan which was a sell-out at the
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pirates until his 21st birthday, and so he
must serve for another 63 years. Mabel
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