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Mother’s Day y M oth er ’s D ay
PICNIC IN THE PARK Happ Open House this Sunday Sunday
Please Join us May 1 2 th All Mother
s
Saturday, May 11 • 10am - 7pm Located Open til 6:00pm get FREE
at the Tomatoes
at Glasgow’s Alumni Park VFW !
Parking Lot • Coffee & Cookies
Auzzy’s Cook Shack Selling: will be served
Burgers, Hot Dogs and Nachos • Lots of Hanging
with proceeds going towards monthly bills at The Connection & Filled Pots
Outdoor Bouncy House•Raffle Tickets will be Available • Gift Certificates
Local Venders can set up a Table for FREE! available
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1 lb. Package Sweet Tyson 25 - 32 oz. Select Varieties
Great Hams at STRAWBERRIES ......................... 2 / $3 CHICKEN ..............................$4.99 ea.
Oscar Meyer 16 oz. Dole Select 5-12 oz. Varieties
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EMT’s Heartsaver CPR
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Saturday, June 8
9 a.m. to about 1 p.m.
FMDH South Wing
Conference Room
Cost: $30
Call Connie at
228-3648 to register
by June 4 at 5 p.m.
You will receive a certification
through AHA good for 2 years
through this course.
Downtown
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Glasgow
$6 00
MOTHER’S DAY SPECIALS
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Located inside Headquarters DON’T FORGET GIFTS FOR THE GRADS!
SPACIOUS FAMILY HOME
T-BONE SEZ Spacious 3806 sq. ft. family home near
elementary school with classic brick exterior
has 3 bedrooms, 1 sleeping room, Den, 3
baths, formal dining room, cherry kitchen
I wanna hang a map of the cabinets, expansive living room with
fireplace,master bedroom with over-sized
United States in my house. Then I’m closet and master bath. Finished basement
has large family room, built in bar, storage
gonna put pins into all the locations area, sleeping room, and full bath. Attached
that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna double car garage with workshop is a bonus!
have to travel to the top two corners of PRICE REDUCED $319,000 #338
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the map so it won’t fall down. (406) 228-2525 -
www.redfoxxrealestate.com
I forgot my coffee this morning so I drove on the
rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to
work just to be safe. Actually, I didn’t realize how bad of
a driver I was until my satellite navigator said, “In 400
feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
We just got a fax at work. We didn’t know we
had a fax machine at work. The entire department just
stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings.
One star.
If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound
Russian, then soviet.
Friday, May 10
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of
exactly 60 minutes per hour.
1/8 mile SW of Nashua
on Hwy 117
746-3489
Saturday, May 11
Another World’s Oldest Man has died. This is
Credit Cards Accepted Sunday, May 12
beginning to look suspicious.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come
on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody
was home.
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important
that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons,
Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention
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Event Center
The survey is available at http://fwp.mt.gov/fish/ Valley Event Center
Paris French
& Colton Hill publicComments/regsScoping.html. Walk with us from VEC to
June 8, 2019 The survey is part of a public scoping process to the Glasgow Rec. Dept!
Brady Funk review fishing regulations and identify potential issues KICKOFF IS 10:00AM
& Matthew Brooks with fisheries. This review happens every four years. In recognition of Mental Health
June 15, 2019 In recognition
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fishing regulations,” Health
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Sunday, May 12 • 2 p.m.
May 9, 10 & 11 Some of the ideas now being considered by FWP
Snacks, Speakers Reception to follow
and
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Fun for Everyone!
First Methodist Church
500 1st Ave N, Glasgow
• Changing the largemouth and smallmouth bass
Sunday, May 12 limits on some waterbodies in the Western Fishing
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If you are unable to attend but
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or sponsor a student please contact
Colleen at 228-8088 or 263-8684.
441 1st Ave. South North and South Forks of the Flathead River;
Supplemental funding
Glasgow, MT 59230 • Implementing a “hoot owl” restriction on the Ennis provided by Thrivent Financial
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attention his transparency. I’ll make
this short and sweet so’s to give you
time to call me a racist, bigot, an alarmist, a
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The president’s attempt to garner the black vote in and Occasional Chairs
2020 became painfully transparent when he awarded
the Freedom Medal to Tiger Woods.
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award? He plays golf better than most white men and
all black men? Big deal! He gives money away through
Mother’s Day
his Tiger Woods foundation. Thousands of Americans
give money to St Judes, McDonalds and a myriad
other charities that do great things for children. How
many of them are considered heroes and in line for the
Presidential Freedom Medal? None!
In spite of his buffoonishness, his brusqueness, Sunday, May 12
his my-way-or-the-highwayed-ness, his incessant 9am - 2pm • Brunch
Tweeterness he’s still my president and a man we can
trust to do great things when elected in 2020.
4pm - 8pm • Dinner
But in closing I might add to Mr. Trump....be Prime Rib w/ Regular Menu Available
careful my friend. You have things moving in the right New Hours
direction now but one false step and it’s Kamala Harris Sunday • 11am - 8pm
in the White House. Yikes! We couldn’t survive that, Mon & Tues • 11am - 8pm
neither individually nor as a country. Only Appetizers 2 - 8pm
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening. Wed & Thurs • 11am - 8pm
~ Virgil Vaupel Fri & Sat • 11am - 9pm
Here’s a *T*I*P*
Bob Moriarty, former fighter-jet pilot who flew
missions during the Vietnam War, stock market/
precious metals pro and creator of the website
321gold.
com (and 321energy.com until he shut it down a few
years ago), was asked this question recently during
an interview with Energy and Gold Ltd.
It’s his last line of the answer making it funny
on a not-so-funny topic.
Frances Mahon Deaconess Hospital is joining
Energy and Gold Ltd: “What do you think
hospitals across America to celebrate
about the FBI dawn raid and arrest of [Republican
National Hospital Week May 12-18.
operative/ Trump supporter] Roger Stone [29 We extend our gratitude and appreciation to our team of
agents on Friday, January 25, at 6 a.m. EDT in Fort healthcare professionals, our dedicated staff, and all those
Lauderdale, Florida, with a tipped-off CNN camera who make our hospital work – INCLUDING YOU!
crew on site ready to film]?” We remain committed to being the best place to work, the
Moriarty: “We’re in never never land, we’ve best place to practice medicine, and the best place
got the FBI and the DOJ trying to say who the to receive care in rural America.
President of the United States should be. This is EMS COMMUNITY BARBEQUE
treason being carried about by government law Friday, May 17th // 11am – 1pm
enforcement agencies. This is the most bizarre thing Ambulance Barn (behind the hospital)
in American history. I’ve never seen anything like it. Join us for a lovely free barbeque, put on by our own EMS Crew!
And then you have incidences like the one with the Everyone Welcome!
Kentucky high school kids at the Lincoln Memorial FMDH OPEN HOUSE
where the leftists and left-stream media are trying Friday, May 17th // 11am – 1:30pm
to completely distort reality and it can only end Tours start at the ER Walk-in Entrance
in tragedy. There is going to be a revolution/civil (behind the hospital)
war in the United States and it is going to spread Take a guided tour of the newly remodeled areas in the hospital!
worldwide. There are yellow vest protests in China Tours leave every 15 minutes.
and Poland and around the world. They’re even
protesting in Canada! Who the heck protests in FRANCES MAHON
Canada?!!” DEACONESS HOSPITAL
~ Mike Stebleton, Daniels County Leader,
Things, Ideas & People... 621 3rd Street South // Glasgow, MT // 406.228.3500 // fmdh.org