Spontaneous Round 1—Superheroes & Supervillains

1. Who would win in a fight: The Flash or Black Widow?

2. Do we have Iron Man technology?
3. Which current political figure is most like The Penguin?
4. Is the Hulk simply misunderstood?
5. Is Deadpool a terrible role model for kids?
6. Would Blade make a great chef?
7. Which superheroes are most recognizable: DC or Marvel?
8. Did Lex Luthor have the right idea?
9. Should Spiderman have sought medical attention?
10. What is Wonder Woman allergic to?

Spontaneous Round 2—The Kardashians

1. Kris Jenner
2. Kourtney Kardashian
3. Kim Kardashian West
4. Khloe Kardashian
5. Kendall Jenner
6. Kylie Jenner
7. Rob Kardashian
8. Caitlyn Jenner
9. Kanye West
10. Blac Chyna

Spontaneous Round 3—Seinfeld’s Query

1. What’s the deal with shoelaces?

2. What’s the deal with stop signs?
3. What’s the deal with lamps?
4. What’s the deal with giant sloths?
5. What’s the deal with airline food?
6. What’s the deal with computer hacking?
7. What’s the deal with Fortnite?
8. What’s the deal with sriracha?
9. What’s the deal with bunny slippers?
10. What’s the deal with small children?
Spontaneous Round 4—Memes

1. That feeling when…

2. One does not simply…
3. The face I make when…
4. I don’t always…
5. If you could….that’d be great…
6. When someone asks me how my week is going…
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t wait in line…
8. I didn’t choose thug life…
9. Not sure if hot in here, or…
10. Teachers be like…

Spontaneous Round 5—Dad Jokes

1. What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta

2. I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
3. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
4. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
5. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
6. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
7. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
8. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
9. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
10. A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the
Carribbean.