100 things guys don't notice about girls

1. A girl will always, always, always find out if you lie, so dont do it.
2. We don't like talking dirty as much as you like hearing it.
3. We aren’t as open about what we do in private as you are so don't ask.
4. Don’t ask a girl about her weight, she'll freak out.
5. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt if you hurt
her.
6. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's
because they like being in your arms.
7. A girl will do almost ANYTHING to bring your name up in a conversation.
8. Girls always talk about guys, ALWAYS. So don't even think about cheating, because we will find out.
9. We don't like being called sexy or hot. Calling us beautiful will always score you more points.
10. PMS: it really does make us feel like shit, so don’t be grossed out by it because then it just makes us
feel worse about ourselves.
11. We want to be with you. It doesn’t matter where, it doesn’t matter when, we just want to be with
you.
12. If you kiss us in front of your friends, jackpot. :)
13. If we slap you, you deserved it bitch.
14. We don’t mind paying for half of everything. But we know it makes you look like an asshole to
everyone else. :(
15. A girl should always get three things from her boyfriend during the period of the relationship: a
stuffed animal; a sweatshirt of his; a ring or a necklace, no matter how serious the relationship is.
16. If a guy is bothering us and we tell you, it’s not because we’re trying to piss you off, it’s because
we’re scared and want you to protect us.
17. When she texts you late at night, it’s because she can’t get you out of her head.
18. We're very jealous, so if you’re talking to your girl friend (friend that is a girl) , pull your actual
girlfriend closer to you, to make her feel more important.
19. When she’s mad at you, kiss her.
20. When she’s not mad at you, kiss her.
21. When she’s upset, kiss her. (Do you see a pattern?)
22. DO NOT flirt with our friends or relatives, even jokingly. It pisses us off.
23. Guys that smell good = hot.
24. NOT EVERY GIRL IS GOING TO BE A SIZE 3 so learn to deal with that, and look for something more
in a girl than just being able to pull off a bikini, because very few can.
25. When she’s upset and she puts her head on your shoulder, she wants you to put your arm around
her and tell her everything is gonna be okay.
26. When a girl bites her lip, she wants you to kiss her.
27. Don’t beat around the bush. If you want to know something, just ask us. If we don’t tell you, then we
don’t want you to know. Point blank.
28. When she asks you what she should wear, it’s because she wants you to think about her looking
cute.
29. Girls like wearing sweats more than tight jeans and little tees so don’t even judge a girl by what she
wears to school.
30. Cute love letters, flowers in her locker, and surprise hugs will always score you major points.
31. No matter how much of a bitch she may be, you HAVE to be nice to the best friend(s) because they
are going to know your relationship inside and out.
32. If you introduce us to your friends and you’re going out, you damn better call us your girlfriend or we
will move on.
33. When we complain about something hurting, we really mean touch me here.
34. Girls love when you play with their hair and touch their face. It most definitely will make a girl blush
and smile.
35. It’s hard for us to trust people, but once we trust you we honestly and truly trust you.
36. If you don’t think the relationship is going anywhere, TELL US. Don’t go and tell your friends and then
break up with us. It will seriously scar us for the rest of our lives.
37. Girls like being picked up and carried around, but BE CAREFUL. We’re fragile. :)
38. Girls love a guy that can make them laugh.
39. Ex-girlfriends piss us off. So if you’re not sure if you’re over them or not, don’t even bother with us.
40. Girls love it when guys comment on our eyes. It shows that you’re looking at us. Not our boobs.
41. Don’t tell us that you understand when you don’t.
42. When were mad at you, we’re freaking mad, so let us cool off before you say you’re sorry.
43. We always dream about being kissed in the rain
44. Once you tell a girl that you can play the guitar or you can sing, she will wait for the day when you
perform for her and she will fall for you. :)
45. Sensitivity is a good thing, but don’t make us be the man in the relationship. We want someone that’s
gonna protect us. Not someone that we're gonna have to comfort every night. We have enough
insecurities of our own.
46. Girls like guys that are spontaneous. If you like a girl, walk up to her and be like “Wow your gorgeous
can i have your number?”, seriously it makes our day. :)
47. If a girl really trusts you, she will tell you everything that’s bothering her, so listen don’t just tune out
and ignore us, it’s a major thing if we tell you that stuff.
48. Seriously, we hate when you play your xbox more then you talk to us. If you love that thing so much,
date it not me.
49. When a girl asks you to call her, it’s because she wants to fall asleep to your voice
50. If we're dating, there always has to be tension. Sometimes we're just gonna pick a fight with you
because everything can’t always be perfect, so don’t take it to heart.
51. Guys, we know you’re competitive, but let us win every once in a while, otherwise we're gonna think
you’re cocky and that right there is a major turn off.
52. Girls like playing little cute games like 20 questions or what if.
53. We really don’t care as much about what a guy looks like as much as you guys care about how a girl
looks. Personality is number 1.
54. All a girl usually looks for in a guy (physically) is a nice smile and honest eyes.
55. Girls like videogames too, so don’t always assume were cute little mall girls.
56. Some girls like sports too, and if she and you watch a football game, she’s gonna root for her team,
sorry baby.
57. We loooove being told that you were thinking about us all day
58. If a girl constantly runs her fingers through her hair, she’s doing it to get your attention, some kind of
sexual hint that she likes you. :)
59. We don’t like when you texting when you’re with us, unless you’re texting the guy next to you asking
for tips, because we do the same thing. :)
60. Being nice and cute will always make a girl talk about you. Always.
61. Don’t ever lie to us and then say oh it was a test. No, that was the end of our relationship.
62. Don’t EVER text us saying “Hey baby what’s up?” and then saying oh sorry wrong text. Believe me, it
has happened.
63. A girl will spend hours on her appearance, so always compliment her on it.
64. A girl really only wants to make you happy.
65. When a girl says, “Should I dye my hair or should I change my (insert body part here)?” the answer
is ALWAYS " Baby, your perfect the way you are."
66. In my opinion, a girl will only ask a guy’s advice if she really trusts him.
67. There is no such thing as a shy girl after the age of 16. After that, all girls are acting.
68. The minute a girl decides to be with you, she's already decided that anytime you need it, she'll
sacrifice anything necessary to get it to you. Anything, anytime, anywhere.
69. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her
think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have
hour long conversations every night but it’s nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
70. If you’re listening to music, let her listen too.
71. If you DIDN’T sleep with us, DON’T tell your friends you did.
72. If you DID sleep with us, DONT tell your friends you did.
73. She loves when you play with her hands
74. Kissing her on the stomach will always make her smile
75. Whisper "I love you" in her ear and she will be turned on. BUT DON’T SAY IT UNLESS YOU MEAN
IT!!!
76. When we come home from a date with you, it’s always adorable when you text us three seconds
after we get home saying "I miss you."
77. Okay, you knew it was coming. Memorize our birthdays and call us at 12:00mn. It makes a world of
difference.
78. DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER HIT, PUSH, SHOVE, SLAPP, OR HURT A GIRL IN ANY WAY.
79. Don’t be late, it hurts us a lot.
80. When you say you’re gonna do something, do it damnitt.
81. We think about you all the time.
82. If you’re sitting next to us in class and we're working on something, it’s cute to get a note saying "Hi
baby :)" and it will make us smile.
83. Girls don't always want to hang out with girls. Just because we have guy friends does not mean that
we want to be with them. We probably already had the chance and didn't take it
84. Don’t expect us to make the same mistakes your ex did. If we do, it is not because there is some
huge conspiracy against you. Maybe you’re making a mistake, not us. Don’t compare our mistakes to
hers.
85. We know you don't care about what happened in our day, but listen. It hurts us a lot when you don't
pay attention.
86. We don't like to be nagged about where we are going or what we are doing either, but we usually
hear you out.
87. We're emotional and act in mysterious ways, but you are pushing a huge button when you call us
crazy.
88. Girls will stare at their phone until we get a call or text from you.
89. When we're with you, we will always try to sit/ stand next to you, just hoping for the chance to touch
you in even the smallest possible way.
90. NEVER EVER call a girl stupid or do anything to imply that she is mentally inferior to you. She will
remember you for it for the rest of your life.
91. Girls are suckers for little animals, so if you have a dog, she will most likely go “Awwww.” Because it
proves to us you actually have a sensitive side. Don’t ask me how, it just does.
92. We're not trying to betray you when we ask your guy friends advice on our relationship with you.
They know you best, and we're probably only saying good things about you anyway
93. When we go out, we don’t always want to go see a movie. Change it up let’s do something exciting.
94. Poetry is always a plus. :)
95. Girls always jump to conclusions, so don’t act innocent unless you really are. And if you’re not you
better have a good excuse or we’re gonna assume the worst.
96. Don’t make bets about us, we always find out.
97. Most girls are ticklish. It’s cute when guys tickle us.
98. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
99. It’s sexy when you grab our butts when you make out with us. :)
100. NEVER mess with a girl's emotions just to test her or see what happens. That's really mean.