The Net Libram

of
Random Naughty
Effects
Being a compendium of wild
surges sophisticated and risqué
by Gypsyjinx
TESTIMONIALS
“Filthy!” - a concerned parent
“Obscene!” - a right-minded citizen
“Offensive!” - a decent clergyman
“God damn, I laughed my ass off!” - a good friend of mine
“You should post this thing somewhere!” - another good friend

INTRODUCTION
When I first saw the Tome of Magic years ago, I was instantly drawn to the Wild Mage specialist.
The promise of power tempered with the very real danger of destruction was too seductive a prize to
resist, and I was hooked. That was way back in the early nineties, when The Internet was still just a
gleam in Al Gore's eye. Once I found Usenet, and later when I gained web access, I searched far and
wide for anything I could find about Wild Mages, their spells, and their beloved Wild Surges. Then, a few
years ago I came across The Net Libram of Random Magic Effects, which is a list of 10,000 chaotic
results for use with Wands of Wonder, Wild Magic Surges, strange artifact effects, or goddess knows what
else, and I loved it!
Previously I’d downloaded The Complete Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and found it
tremendously entertaining, with more than a little serious game application to be gleaned from it. The
spells were especially delightful, but I enjoyed the whole thing probably for the very reason that critics
might decry it. Eventually I had one of those weird little epiphanies suggesting that I make some kind of
contribution. I didn’t have the will or patience to research a lot of esoteric detail, nor did I want to spend
too much time slaving over game mechanics or beta testing. So I decided that the best way to contribute
was to combine two of the more amusing aspects of gaming into one single Netbook. And from that
humble beginning, I came up with the tome you’re now perusing.
GENERIC AGE DISCLAIMER
Although the majority of the entries on this list are pointedly suggestive and deliberately naughty, very few
are outright obscene. For the most part, the list is (I hope) amusing. If you’re the type of person who’s
offended by innuendo, or if you’re a minor, do us both a favor and don’t read the list. Thanks!

FAQ
When might one of these results occur?
Oh, I don’t know. The list can be used in place of or as a supplement to existing Wild Surge or Wand of
Wonder tables, though honestly the effects are kind of focused in one direction. Maybe the party finds a
specific-theme Wand of Wonder, or they stumble into a magical trap laid (you’ll excuse the expression) by
a wizard with a penchant for the exotic. Maybe a mysterious Cult of Ishtar performed a rite to increase
the ambient sexuality of the realm, but in the process they stirred up ambient magical energy with a
chaotic, naughty flair. Maybe a Wild Mage pissed off a succubus, who cursed him so that any future wild
surges have a decidedly spicy flavor! Does it matter?
Basically, you should roll on this list whenever a potentially random magical result occurs, as long as the
DM thinks it’s appropriate (whatever that means).
How is the list used?
The huge 10K list of random effects is divided into three basic sections: “Caster Affected;” “Target
Affected;” and “Area Affected.” That seemed like a good format, so I did something similar. I wrote
separate sections for a female caster, a male caster, a female target, a male target, each with 400
possible results. I also wrote a 200-surge section applying to the general area around the surge effect.
Before rolling for an effect, you should determine the sex of the caster and the target. Then roll 1d1000
and check the list. If the caster is female, you’d use the “Female Caster” list; if the target is male, use the
“Male Target” list. If either the caster or target is of indeterminate sex, pick whichever list gives the cooler
result.

Did you come up with these all by yourself?

Yes I did, for what it’s worth. I wrote a few here and there whenever the mood struck me, and
occasionally I was seized by a kind of fervor and wound up churning out a hundred or more in one go.
None of the results are particularly complicated or intricate, so it was pretty easy overall. Just like other
surge lists I’ve seen, the intent of this list is to create interesting role-playing opportunities rather than
detailed, specific results. After I’d gotten started, I was surprised to discover that I’d written quite a few
Naughty Surges that actually had useful game application!

Why don’t you get off your ass and buy the 3rd ed. stuff?
I’m one of those poor fools who nearly bankrupted herself in the process of acquiring every 1 st ed. product
I could get my hands on, only to go through the whole process again in the late 80’s when 2 nd ed. was
released. My AD&D library is big enough already, without re-purchasing a thousand products in 3 rd ed.
I’ve looked over the 3rd ed./d20 rules, and I think my list can be still be useful without too much soul-
rending adaptation.

What are you, some kind of pervert?

I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to comment on that, pending litigation.

Are you free on Saturday night?

See above.

Do you mind feedback?

Hell, no! That’s half the fun, as far as I’m concerned. Please send your comments and observations to
gypsyjinx@hotmail.com.

Legal-ish stuff:
This list is a derivative sourcebook based loosely on ideas described in the TSR product Tome of Magic
(1991), and no challenge is intended to the intellectual property or copyright status of that work. In
addition, the author draws considerable inspiration from The Netbook of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in its
various incarnations around the Net. Please visit http:/www.netbook-of-uck.net and tell the folks there
what a fine job they’re doing!
This list is not public domain, but distribution is cheerfully encouraged, as long as original credit is given to
Gypsyjinx.

Other Comments:
Honestly, I don't know why you're still reading this part; the fun stuff begins on the next page!
WILD SURGES AFFECTING A FEMALE SPELLCASTER
1. A Magic Mouth recounts the caster's most embarrassing sexual act
2. All muscles within the caster's pelvis have 18 STR and 20 DEX
3. Anyone attempting to Charm the caster becomes her sexual servant
4. Anyone caster sleeps with is multi-orgasmic during their liaison
5. Anyone who knows the caster's name knows how she looks naked
6. Anyone who's seen the caster naked is at -4 To Hit her
7. Anything that amuses the caster also arouses her
8. Both of caster's nipples are suddenly on the same breast
9. Caster achieves gratification whenever she puts her shoes on
10. Caster achieves gratification whenever she takes her shoes off
11. Caster acts out the sexual fantasy of the next man to touch her
12. Caster adopts a title based on part of her body
13. Caster agrees to pose for a nude painting by a local artist
14. Caster and nearest attractive man kiss passionately
15. Caster and nearest attractive woman kiss passionately
16. Caster appears as the ideal sexual partner of everyone she meets
17. Caster appears flushed with arousal at all times
18. Caster appears in every illustration of a detailed sex manual
19. Caster appears stark naked aboard the nearest seagoing vessel
20. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest busy marketplace
21. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest seraglio
22. Caster appears stark naked in the nearest temple of Ishtar
23. Caster appears supernaturally beautiful under moonlight
24. Caster appears thoroughly satisfied and "well-laid"
25. Caster appears to be naked for the rest of her life
26. Caster asks people if her breasts are too big
27. Caster asks to be strip-searched whenever she enters a town
28. Caster aspires to be the finest lover in the world
29. Caster attaches deep religious significance to her orgasms
30. Caster becomes aroused when she becomes angry
31. Caster becomes aroused when she's embarrassed
32. Caster becomes instantly clean each time she removes her clothes
33. Caster becomes desperate for orgasm whenever she casts a spell
34. Caster becomes famous for that trick she can do with her tongue
35. Caster becomes hotly aroused whenever she is healed magically
36. Caster becomes intensely attractive when frightened
37. Caster becomes irresistibly aroused whenever she casts a spell
38. Caster becomes obviously aroused whenever she hears her name
39. Caster becomes sexually insatiable under every full moon
40. Caster becomes sexually obsessed with a part of her own body
41. Caster becomes the sexual obsession of the nearest king
42. Caster becomes uncharacteristically wanton and lascivious
43. Caster becomes uncompromisingly assertive about her sexuality
44. Caster becomes wildly aroused in times of danger
45. Caster begins each conversation by saying "My breasts tell me..."
46. Caster believes any sexual claim made about her
47. Caster believes any sexual lie told to her
48. Caster bets her clothing that she can lift a horse over her head
49. Caster can alter the size of her breasts at will
50. Caster can assess the sexual prowess of males at a glance
51. Caster can become invisible while she pinches both nipples
52. Caster can cause the sensation of oral sex in anyone she touches
53. Caster can discern the sexual fantasies of anyone she touches
54. Caster can enlarge women's breasts by Laying On Hands
55. Caster can heal 1d10 hit points by giving oral pleasure
56. Caster can induce orgasm in others with a touch
57. Caster can issue a sexual Command once each day
58. Caster can make her clothing vanish at will
59. Caster can read a person's mind while having sex with him/her
60. Caster can receive intense sexual pleasure through her tongue
61. Caster can retract her teeth at will
62. Caster can see invisible objects while she's masturbating
63. Caster can see through her nipples
64. Caster can speak telepathically with anyone touching her breasts
65. Caster cannot cast a spell until she has had 2d6 orgasms
66. Caster cannot cast spells except while fondling her breasts
67. Caster cannot cast spells unless she's naked
68. Caster cannot recall a time when she wasn't someone's love slave
69. Caster cannot speak until 1d10 strangers have seen her naked
70. Caster cannot wear any sort of clothing for 1d100 days
71. Caster can't be burned by non-magical fire while she's naked
72. Caster can't bend her knees or take her hands from her ankles
73. Caster can't cast spells unless she's topless
74. Caster can't help smiling warmly and staring at men's crotches
75. Caster can't memorize spells unless naked in a public place
76. Caster can't resist any sexual advance, no matter how ridiculous
77. Caster can't rest until her companions are sexually satisfied
78. Caster can't sleep each night unless she's naked in plain sight
79. Caster can't sleep each night until a stranger sees her naked
80. Caster can't sleep each night until she masturbates to orgasm
81. Caster can't sleep unless she's told a sexual bedtime story
82. Caster can't use magic until she has an orgasm in a public place
83. Caster can't walk unless she's wearing six-inch stiletto heels
84. Caster challenges beautiful women to duels of sexual prowess
85. Caster comments on the breasts of every woman she meets
86. Caster compares her breasts to those of every woman she meets
87. Caster considers herself a sexual plaything for her entire party
88. Caster considers sexual discreteness to be a sign of weakness
89. Caster consoles her comrades by allowing them to cop a feel
90. Caster dances like a stripper until naked and 6 turns thereafter
91. Caster decides to "reward" her friends for their friendship
92. Caster describes her sexual history each night in her sleep
93. Caster develops a deep sexual attraction toward herself
94. Caster develops a fondness for tightly restrictive undergarments
95. Caster develops a secret fantasy in contrast to her personality
96. Caster develops a strong exhibitionist streak
97. Caster develops an almost irresistible oral fixation
98. Caster devises playful sexual nicknames for all of her friends
99. Caster discusses a newfound fetish at every opportunity
100. Caster does not age as long as she remains naked
101. Caster does not need food each day she masturbates publicly
102. Caster does not need to breathe while performing oral sex
103. Caster does not need to sleep as long as she remains naked
104. Caster dreams each night that she's becoming a sexual automaton
105. Caster earns 1d10 gold pieces each time she has a public orgasm
106. Caster earns a gold piece each time she brings someone to orgasm
107. Caster enhances her sexual partner's pleasure by a factor of ten
108. Caster experiences an orgasm from now until sunset tomorrow
109. Caster experiences small orgasms at inopportune moments
110. Caster experiences unrelenting arousal during the new moon
111. Caster fakes an orgasm as the verbal component of her spells
112. Caster feels as though she is receiving intense oral pleasure
113. Caster feels gentle mouths playing at her nipples for 1d8 hours
114. Caster feels mild sexual pleasure whenever she faces north
115. Caster feels overdressed if she wears anything more than a cloak
116. Caster feels overdressed if she wears anything more than boots
117. Caster feels that feathers are tickling her most intimate places
118. Caster feels that tongues are massaging every inch of her skin
119. Caster feels the need to explain her fantasies in great detail
120. Caster flashes her breasts after every spellcasting
121. Caster forgets all she knows about sex and is eager to relearn
122. Caster gains the romantic attentions of the nearest nymph
123. Caster gets aroused whenever she commits a self-degrading act
124. Caster gets aroused whenever she experiences fear
125. Caster gets hotly aroused at the sight of blood
126. Caster glows like a firefly after achieving orgasm
127. Caster goes into heat in the presence of lycanthropes
128. Caster goes into heat like a cat for one week each month
129. Caster greets royalty by saying "Don't I have a great ass?"
130. Caster grinds her hips erotically while casting spells
131. Caster grows 1d4 additional nipples on each breast
132. Caster grows another pair of breasts
133. Caster has a 30% chance to Charm anyone touching her naked body
134. Caster has a constant orgasm in the presence of royalty
135. Caster has a habit of giving oral pleasure while she's asleep
136. Caster has a habit of licking her lips in an enticing manner
137. Caster has a mind-blowing orgasm whenever she rolls a natural 20
138. Caster has a rapturous expression her face for 1d10 days
139. Caster has a shrieking orgasm shortly after every meal
140. Caster has a week-long orgasm the next time she turns invisible
141. Caster has an fantastic orgasm whenever she casts a spell
142. Caster has an incapacitating orgasm once every 1d4 hours
143. Caster has an incredible orgasm every time she tells a lie
144. Caster has an incredible orgasm whenever she commits a good deed
145. Caster has an intense desire to commit a sexual act right now
146. Caster has an orgasm every time she crosses running water
147. Caster has an orgasm every time she lights a campfire
148. Caster has an orgasm every time she spends someone else's money
149. Caster has an orgasm every time she takes a step barefoot
150. Caster has an orgasm every time someone sheathes a sword nearby
151. Caster has an orgasm every time someone touches her nose
152. Caster has an orgasm every waking hour on the hour
153. Caster has an orgasm once every five minutes for the next week
154. Caster has an orgasm whenever she is told to have one
155. Caster has an unerring sense of etiquette while she's naked
156. Caster has been naked for as long as anyone can remember
157. Caster has complete control over her menstrual cycle
158. Caster has hallucinations of wild orgies all around her
159. Caster has no gag reflex
160. Caster has no inhibitions whatsoever about sex
161. Caster has the greatest sexual prowess of anyone in history
162. Caster has the most perfect ass in the history of civilization
163. Caster has unbelievably erotic dreams each night
164. Caster hates clothing more and more every time she casts a spell
165. Caster hears illusionary sexual noises when she tries to sleep
166. Caster is AC 0 while naked
167. Caster is better able to haggle with merchants while she's naked
168. Caster is built like a proverbial brick shithouse
169. Caster is capable of amazing contortions while naked
170. Caster is chained naked and spread-eagle between four trees
171. Caster is desperate for orgasm but cannot masturbate
172. Caster is desperate to go skinny-dipping in the nearest river
173. Caster is determined to set new standards of sexual depravity
174. Caster is driven repeatedly to orgasm whenever she rides a horse
175. Caster is famed for her mastery of exotic sexual positions
176. Caster is forever unable to determine if she's naked or clothed
177. Caster is immune to 3rd-level charms and illusions while naked
178. Caster is immune to any and all sexually transmitted diseases
179. Caster is immune to drugs and poisons while she's naked
180. Caster is now flexible enough to perform oral sex on herself
181. Caster is on the brink of orgasm but can't quite get there
182. Caster is only able to speak in a seductive, husky voice
183. Caster is pleasured into unconsciousness once each day
184. Caster is really horny but can't climax unless strangers assist her
185. Caster is rumored to control men with her sexual prowess
186. Caster is rumored to have had unnatural relations with livestock
187. Caster is rumored to have pleasured many men and women to death
188. Caster is stripped naked, her skin pattered with zebra stripes
189. Caster is stuck in a powerful orgasm until Remove Curse is cast
190. Caster is suddenly more aroused than she's ever been before
191. Caster is suddenly naked and can't recall ever wearing clothes
192. Caster is suddenly naked and can't stop masturbating
193. Caster is suddenly naked and covered with honey
194. Caster is suddenly naked except for a painted-on layer of latex
195. Caster is suddenly naked except for a pair of thigh-high boots
196. Caster is suddenly naked except for a studded leather collar
197. Caster is suddenly naked except for an ankle bracelet
198. Caster is suddenly naked except for three tiny scraps of cloth
199. Caster is suddenly naked, her ankles shackled behind her head
200. Caster is suddenly naked, tanned, and dripping with baby oil
201. Caster is suddenly wearing a tiny black thong bikini
202. Caster is surrounded by 1d20 naked Mirror Images of herself
203. Caster is suspended naked and spread-eagle ten feet in the air
204. Caster is unable to bathe alone
205. Caster is unable to resist any sexual suggestion made to her
206. Caster is unharmed by extreme weather while she remains naked
207. Caster is very proud of her ass and dresses to show it off
208. Caster is very proud of her breasts and lets anyone examine them
209. Caster is very proud of her oral skill and loves to demonstrate
210. Caster is wildly and easily multi-orgasmic
211. Caster learns that her exact duplicate can be rented by the hour
212. Caster licks her lips provocatively when she's in mixed company
213. Caster likes having sex with anyone who helps her in battle
214. Caster likes it when people try to touch her body
215. Caster looks different each day, but always amazingly beautiful
216. Caster loves to brag about her sexual prowess to her friends
217. Caster lubricates copiously every time she hears a bell
218. Caster lubricates copiously for the next 8 hours
219. Caster lubricates copiously in times of stress
220. Caster lubricates copiously whenever a man says her name to her
221. Caster lubricates copiously whenever she casts a spell
222. Caster lusts crazily after the next person who touches her
223. Caster makes lewd and erotic comments to anyone who touches her
224. Caster makes lewd sexual comments at inappropriate times
225. Caster makes orgasmic noises instead of laughing
226. Caster makes orgasmic noises instead of verbal spell components
227. Caster moans and yelps in her sleep as if she's being pleasured
228. Caster must Save each morning or appear stark naked until sunset
229. Caster must Save each morning or be furiously horny until sunset
230. Caster must Save each morning or grow another pair of breasts
231. Caster must Save each morning or she can't wear clothes that day
232. Caster must Save or accept any sexual dare presented to her
233. Caster must Save when using magic or she'll masturbate to orgasm
234. Caster must strip naked before crossing any moving water
235. Caster obeys sexual orders from anyone addressing her as "Slave"
236. Caster offers a reward to the next person to give her an orgasm
237. Caster offers her virtue to the highest bidder
238. Caster offers oral sex to anyone who beats her at arm wrestling
239. Caster only takes half damage from attacks while she's naked
240. Caster perceives all men to be tumescent and desperate for her
241. Caster perceives herself as the pinnacle of sexual perfection
242. Caster perceives innuendo and double entendre in mundane speech
243. Caster performs a striptease every time music plays nearby
244. Caster pleasures herself with the nearest phallic object
245. Caster quests to find someone to help enlarge her breasts
246. Caster realizes she's a clone engineered for sexual servitude
247. Caster realizes she's been living a secret life as a nude dancer
248. Caster recalls a torrid affair with the next person to touch her
249. Caster recalls having sex with everyone within a ten mile radius
250. Caster refuses magical healing unless she can disrobe first
251. Caster regains 1d4 hit points every time she has an orgasm
252. Caster removes 1d4+2 pieces of clothing before each spellcasting
253. Caster resents people who don't touch her breasts
254. Caster responds to friendly conversation with overt sexuality
255. Caster rubs her body against anyone standing nearby
256. Caster serves as a sexual slave to anyone who calls her a slave
257. Caster shrieks in pleasure whenever she's touched by a woman
258. Caster sleeps face down, naked, with her ass propped in the air
259. Caster sneaks furtive glances at other women’s' breasts
260. Caster solicits opinions about various parts of her body
261. Caster spreads shockingly graphic rumors about her own sexuality
262. Caster starts discussions about her breasts at every opportunity
263. Caster strips and tries to touch her elbows behind her back
264. Caster strips naked and cannot voluntarily put clothes on
265. Caster strips naked and masturbates for 1d4 hours
266. Caster strips naked each morning and performs a vigorous workout
267. Caster suddenly recalls many happy years spent as a sexual slave
268. Caster talks in her sleep like a phone sex operator
269. Caster thinks each orgasm brings her one step closer to divinity
270. Caster thinks every male around her desires her sexually
271. Caster thinks everyone she talks to is staring at her breasts
272. Caster thinks her mind and soul reside between her thighs
273. Caster thinks no one will take her seriously unless she's naked
274. Caster thinks orgasmic moans are magic words and uses them often
275. Caster thinks she can enlarge women's breasts by Laying On Hands
276. Caster thinks she can heal herself by giving oral pleasure
277. Caster thinks she can heal injuries by giving oral pleasure
278. Caster thinks she can prophesy while in the throes of orgasm
279. Caster thinks she is a high priestess of the Goddess of Sex
280. Caster thinks she just gave oral sex to everyone within 10 yards
281. Caster thinks she must derive sustenance from a male source
282. Caster thinks she owns a corral of vigorous sexual servants
283. Caster thinks she was the guest of honor at an orgy last night
284. Caster thinks she's a machine built for naughty purposes
285. Caster thinks she's a nymph and goes around dressed like one
286. Caster thinks she's a succubus and will do anything to prove it
287. Caster thinks she's a victim of sexual experimentation by aliens
288. Caster thinks she's amassed a fortune working as a prostitute
289. Caster thinks she's an escaped pleasure slave
290. Caster thinks she's being telepathically stimulated to orgasm
291. Caster thinks she's destined to spend eternity as a sex slave
292. Caster thinks she's had sex fifty times a day since adolescence
293. Caster thinks she's just a vehicle for transporting her breasts
294. Caster thinks she's owed sexual favors by everyone in her party
295. Caster thinks she's posing for a nude sculpture
296. Caster thinks she's possessed by a succubus and acts accordingly
297. Caster thinks she's the property of the most handsome man nearby
298. Caster thinks she's the sexual toy of whoever next says her name
299. Caster thinks that frequent orgasms increase her skill at magic
300. Caster thinks that her sexuality is the key to absolute power
301. Caster thinks that she has been forbidden to wear clothing
302. Caster thinks there's nothing wrong with casual sex
303. Caster transforms every spellcasting into a sexual overture
304. Caster transforms into her own sexual ideal under each full moon
305. Caster tries to live up to her image as an icon of sexuality
306. Caster uses oral sex as an interrogation technique
307. Caster views sex simply as a form of currency useful for trade
308. Caster vows to research a spell to give herself perfect orgasms
309. Caster wakes each day begging the nearest person for sex
310. Caster wakes each day convinced she just had a one-night stand
311. Caster wakes each day convinced she's somebody's sexual property
312. Caster wakes each day in the grip of a screaming orgasm
313. Caster wakes each day naked and amazingly horny
314. Caster wakes each day naked and tied spread-eagle to the ground
315. Caster wakes each day naked atop one of her friends
316. Caster wakes each day naked beneath one of her friends
317. Caster wakes each day naked but doesn't realize it
318. Caster wakes each day naked except for a bikini of body paint
319. Caster wakes each day naked, gagged, and hog-tied
320. Caster wants to be a victim of sexual experimentation by aliens
321. Caster wants to sell herself into sexual slavery
322. Caster will perform any sexual act for 1d4 gold pieces
323. Caster wishes to be the property of the most handsome man nearby
324. Caster's ass has "For Rent" indelibly tattooed across it
325. Caster's been having a tawdry and public affair with a paladin
326. Caster's bodily fluids taste as sweet as honey
327. Caster's body and clothing turn invisible, but not her breasts
328. Caster's body is permanently shorn of all hair below the neck
329. Caster's body is pierced in numerous intimate places
330. Caster's body is unbelievably sensitive to sexual pleasure
331. Caster's breasts are always the largest breasts within 1 mile
332. Caster's breasts are permanently affected by Reverse Gravity
333. Caster's breasts are positioned one above the other on her chest
334. Caster's breasts are the subject of many popular tavern songs
335. Caster's breasts become aesthetically perfect
336. Caster's breasts double in size and sensitivity to pleasure
337. Caster's breasts double in size under every full moon
338. Caster's breasts grow whenever she tells a lie
339. Caster's breasts swell temporarily whenever she casts a spell
340. Caster's breasts swell visibly in times of stress
341. Caster's breasts swell visibly whenever she is angry
342. Caster's breasts undulate provocatively when she runs
343. Caster's clothes turn into the costume of a hardcore dominatrix
344. Caster's clothes turn invisible whenever she casts a spell
345. Caster's entire body becomes an erogenous zone
346. Caster's friends can see through her clothes at will
347. Caster's gaze causes erections in males she finds attractive
348. Caster's ideal sexual partner is someone who resembles her
349. Caster's latest sexual act is displayed as a Programmed Illusion
350. Caster's mouth can accommodate surprisingly large volumes
351. Caster's nipples are always visible no matter what she wears
352. Caster's nipples are pierced by any magical rings she's wearing
353. Caster's nipples become erect if supernatural creatures are near
354. Caster's nipples become visibly erect for 1d4 weeks
355. Caster's nipples glow in the dark, even through clothing
356. Caster's nipples tingle whenever she faces true North
357. Caster's nipples vanish
358. Caster's nude image is a favorite in tattoo parlors
359. Caster's orgasms always last until she passes out
360. Caster's orgasms are now 2d10 times more powerful
361. Caster's reputation as a skilled lover is well-known
362. Caster's sexual exploits are published and circulated widely
363. Caster's sexual exploits are recounted by all the local bards
364. Caster's sexual prowess approaches Divine levels
365. Caster's skin is covered with detailed, erotic tattoos
366. Caster's speech is perceived to be charged with sexual innuendo
367. Caster's speech is punctuated by orgasmic grunts and moans
368. Caster's strength rises one point for an hour after each orgasm
369. Caster's sweat inspires lust in those around her
370. Caster's sweat is scented with delicate, exotic perfumes
371. Caster's tongue becomes prehensile and can stretch twelve inches
372. Caster's undergarments caress her incessantly
373. Caster's undergarments vibrate vigorously
374. Caster's virginity is restored
375. Detailed nude statues of the caster appear in nearby towns
376. Erotic moaning fills the air whenever caster casts a spell
377. Everyone caster meets asks to see her naked
378. Everyone caster meets comments on her famous sexual prowess
379. Everyone caster meets tries to fondle her breasts
380. Everyone in caster's party considers her their sexual plaything
381. Everyone who knows the caster has vivid memories of sex with her
382. Everyone who knows the caster voices a desire to see her naked
383. Half of the people who see the caster cannot see her clothing
384. Magical potions have a powerful aphrodisiac effect on the caster
385. Men cannot tell lies while the caster is naked in their presence
386. Men perceive the caster as the pinnacle of sexual perfection
387. Metal vibrates when in contact with the caster's skin
388. Next time caster is naked, she forgets she ever owned clothing
389. Ordinary water has a powerful aphrodisiac effect on the caster
390. People react negatively to the caster unless she's naked
391. Prostitutes recognize and greet the caster as one of their own
392. Satyrs fear the caster because of her overwhelming sexuality
393. The most unlikely person in the area is the caster's next lover
394. The presence of elementals fills the caster with powerful lust
395. The sight of the caster's naked body can induce amnesia
396. The sight of the caster's naked breasts can quell hostilities
397. Those who watch the caster masturbate have visions of the future
398. Wine is an aphrodisiac to the caster if served by a man
399. Wine is an aphrodisiac to the caster if served by a woman
400. Women perceive the caster as the pinnacle of sexual perfection

WILD SURGES AFFECTING A MALE SPELLCASTER

401. A bounty of 1000gp is placed on the caster's genitals
402. A full-sized, nonfunctional penis grows from the caster's chin
403. A nearby man has an orgasm whenever the caster casts a spell
404. A nearby woman has an orgasm whenever the caster casts a spell
405. All clothing worn by women is invisible to the caster
406. All orphans within 1 mile claim the caster as their father
407. Any rings worn by the caster now comfortably encircle his penis
408. Any woman who touches the caster with both hands has an orgasm
409. Anyone who's had sex with the caster can give him one Command
410. Caster and a nearby woman think they've been sleeping together
411. Caster and his next sexual partner fuse at the genitals
412. Caster and his next sexual partner fuse into a single being
413. Caster and the nearest woman share an orgasm for 1d8 hours
414. Caster appears as the sexual ideal of each woman who sees him
415. Caster appears to be consumed by fire whenever he has an orgasm
416. Caster appears, naked, in the bedchamber of a nearby princess
417. Caster asks pretty women if they'd consider stripping naked
418. Caster asks pretty women if they'd like him to fondle them
419. Caster asks pretty women if they'd like to fondle him
420. Caster asks pretty women to describe their masturbation habits
421. Caster asks women deeply personal questions about their sex lives
422. Caster attempts to claim the next woman he sees as his sex slave
423. Caster becomes a beautiful young woman during the full moon
424. Caster becomes a eunuch under every full moon
425. Caster becomes an exact copy of the next woman he sleeps with
426. Caster becomes aroused whenever a man touches him
427. Caster becomes aroused whenever a woman touches him
428. Caster becomes aroused whenever he sees a woman in armor
429. Caster becomes aroused whenever he touches a woman
430. Caster becomes enormously insecure about the size of his penis
431. Caster becomes fantastically virile during the full moon
432. Caster becomes furiously aroused during battle
433. Caster becomes invisible whenever he gets an erection
434. Caster becomes powerfully multi-orgasmic
435. Caster becomes prepubescent during the full moon
436. Caster becomes sexually obsessed with the next woman he touches
437. Caster becomes the slave of the next person he tries to Charm
438. Caster becomes uncontrollably aroused in the presence of clergy
439. Caster becomes visibly erect for the rest of his life
440. Caster becomes visibly erect in the presence of barefoot women
441. Caster becomes visibly erect when he faces true north
442. Caster becomes visibly erect when he hears a woman says "breast"
443. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a man tells him to
444. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a woman lies to him
445. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a woman says her name
446. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a woman says his name
447. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a woman smiles at him
448. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever a woman tells him to
449. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever he casts a spell
450. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever he draws a sword
451. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever he is injured
452. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever he says his name
453. Caster becomes visibly erect whenever he tells a lie
454. Caster begins Charm spells with "My Penis Commands You"
455. Caster believes anything a woman says while she's naked
456. Caster believes pants are for men less well-endowed than he
457. Caster believes that his next orgasm will cause him to die
458. Caster bets a woman that she can't fit his penis in her mouth
459. Caster briefly swaps bodies with any woman with whom he has sex
460. Caster can become erect at will
461. Caster can breathe under water while touching a naked woman
462. Caster can cause women to orgasm by touching their noses
463. Caster can choose one woman to be his personal "fluffer"
464. Caster can climax at will but loses 1d4 hit points each time
465. Caster can detach his penis and use it as a fountain pen
466. Caster can eliminate sexual inhibition in any woman he touches
467. Caster can extend his tongue 2d12 inches at will
468. Caster can induce orgasm in women by caressing their ears
469. Caster can issue one sexual Command per week
470. Caster can make women lubricate by looking into their eyes
471. Caster can make women orgasm at will while he's naked
472. Caster can read the mind of any woman who's had sex with him
473. Caster can read the mind of anyone performing oral sex on him
474. Caster can see in total darkness while he is erect
475. Caster can send sexual dreams to anyone sleeping near him
476. Caster can summon a fantastic phantom lover one hour per month
477. Caster cannot become invisible unless he has an erection
478. Caster cannot cast spells unless he is erect
479. Caster cannot memorize spells unless he's naked and visible
480. Caster cannot remember ever owning or wearing clothes
481. Caster cannot use magic until he has had 1d12 orgasms
482. Caster cannot void his bowels except in the presence of others
483. Caster can't achieve orgasm unless he's touching 1d4+1 women
484. Caster can't fall asleep until he begs a woman for sex
485. Caster can't lie to any woman with whom he's had sex
486. Caster can't sleep at night unless he gives a woman an orgasm
487. Caster can't use magic again until he gives a stranger an orgasm
488. Caster carries a nude portrait of himself that he shows to women
489. Caster casually asks a nearby woman if he can fondle her
490. Caster casually asks a nearby woman to perform oral sex on him
491. Caster changes his name to Phallus the Brave
492. Caster claims to have had sex with every nymph in the forest
493. Caster claims to have owned a harem during his youth
494. Caster claims to have slept with every attractive woman he meets
495. Caster clearly remembers a torrid affair with a nearby woman
496. Caster declares himself to be exactly what women need
497. Caster describes things in crude and tawdry language
498. Caster develops a fetish about some mundane article of clothing
499. Caster develops a fondness for restrictive leather garments
500. Caster develops a sexual attraction to his own blood relatives
501. Caster develops an intense fetish for women who want to kill him
502. Caster develops an uncontrollable streak of voyeurism
503. Caster does not age while he is naked
504. Caster does not avoid women, but he denies them the life essence
505. Caster drops vague hints about his plans to become a woman
506. Caster drops vague hints about his plans to become two women
507. Caster drops vague hints about plans to build the perfect lover
508. Caster drops vague hints about plans to enslave a woman
509. Caster drops vague hints about plans to enslave all women
510. Caster drops vague hints about plans to turn women into toys
511. Caster ejaculates when he casts the spell that caused this surge
512. Caster experiences castration anxiety whenever he wields a blade
513. Caster experiences odd sexual cravings during the full moon
514. Caster experiences pain if he wears clothes during the full moon
515. Caster expresses a desire to purchase a young woman
516. Caster expresses a desire to put himself out to stud
517. Caster falls in love with the next woman whose breasts he sees
518. Caster falls madly in love with an additional woman each day
519. Caster fears that attractive women want to castrate him
520. Caster feels a big kick in the crotch whenever he casts a spell
521. Caster feels a mating urge as powerful as a herd of wildebeest
522. Caster feels like a soft mouth is massaging his scrotum
523. Caster feels like someone is gripping his scrotum
524. Caster gains 1 hit point every time he has an orgasm
525. Caster gets an erection every time he hears a woman's voice
526. Caster gets great sexual pleasure from being kicked in the groin
527. Caster glimpses fornicating couples at the corner of his vision
528. Caster goes mad with lust in the presence of two or more women
529. Caster grows a second functional penis right above his first one
530. Caster has 1d4 orgasms every time he has an orgasm
531. Caster has 1d4+2 testicles
532. Caster has a burning fear that women want to bite off his penis
533. Caster has a great urge to masturbate in the presence of royalty
534. Caster has a vague sense he just performed oral sex on somebody
535. Caster has amazing sexual dreams indistinguishable from reality
536. Caster has an erection every sunset until the next sunrise
537. Caster has an erection that won't fade until he shows someone
538. Caster has an erection that won't fade until someone kisses it
539. Caster has an erection that won't fade until sunset tomorrow
540. Caster has an orgasm every fifteen minutes
541. Caster has an orgasm every time he casts a spell on a woman
542. Caster has an orgasm every time he crosses running water
543. Caster has an orgasm every time he suffers damage from magic
544. Caster has an orgasm every time he urinates
545. Caster has an orgasm for the next 4d6 hours
546. Caster has an orgasm when a woman touches him with both hands
547. Caster has an urge to copulate with the nearest attractive woman
548. Caster has Armor Class 0 while naked and erect
549. Caster has intensely sexual dreams about the women in his party
550. Caster has no memory of wearing clothes, and no desire to do so
551. Caster has no sexual inhibitions whatsoever
552. Caster has one orgasm per level of spells that he casts
553. Caster has sexual dreams about anyone sleeping near him
554. Caster howls like a wolf every time he has an orgasm
555. Caster invites the nearest woman to act out a sexual fantasy
556. Caster invites the nearest woman to fulfill his sexual fantasy
557. Caster invites the two nearest women to try a threesome
558. Caster is arrested for trafficking in illegal sex paraphernalia
559. Caster is certain that some nearby woman is an eager prostitute
560. Caster is claimed as a trophy by a powerful succubus
561. Caster is desperate to sleep with the next woman to say his name
562. Caster is enthralled by the next woman who has sex with him
563. Caster is fatigued after spellcasting just like after an orgasm
564. Caster is frequently mistaken for the world's greatest lover
565. Caster is hung like a horse
566. Caster is hung like two horses
567. Caster is immortalized by a statue of him with a huge penis
568. Caster is immune to extremes of weather while naked and erect
569. Caster is immune to physical harm while having sex
570. Caster is kidnapped and used by a dozen horny nymphs
571. Caster is naked except for a carefully placed sock
572. Caster is naked except for a plastic ring around his erect penis
573. Caster is paralyzed by transcendent pleasure for 1d4 turns
574. Caster is rendered permanently impotent, and everybody knows it
575. Caster is rumored to be a sex fiend of unspeakable depravity
576. Caster is rumored to have had unwholesome contact with a statue
577. Caster is rumored to use a "special ingredient" in his cooking
578. Caster is said to have impregnated every woman in a nearby town
579. Caster is sexually attracted to nude statues
580. Caster likes to display his genitals in the presence of royalty
581. Caster likes to reminisce about sex while in mixed company
582. Caster loses 1d4 hit points every time he has an orgasm
583. Caster lusts after a female ally and pursues her obsessively
584. Caster makes a spirited effort to perform oral sex on himself
585. Caster makes absurd come-ons to every woman he finds attractive
586. Caster makes very specific, sexual demands of the women he knows
587. Caster masters the Power Word, Arouse spell
588. Caster misplaces his genitals and asks for help finding them
589. Caster must masturbate after every spell he casts
590. Caster must masturbate publicly in order to memorize spells
591. Caster must masturbate to orgasm every time he bathes
592. Caster must Save each morning or remain erect all day
593. Caster must Save or have an orgasm every time he casts a spell
594. Caster offers his sexual services to the highest bidder
595. Caster offers his stud services to every woman he meets
596. Caster offers to teach a woman magic in trade for sexual favors
597. Caster perceives women to be wearing skimpy leather garments
598. Caster produces about a liter of fluid with every orgasm
599. Caster promises a gold coin to any woman who shows her breasts
600. Caster promises a nearby woman that he won't finish in her mouth
601. Caster propositions married women in front of their husbands
602. Caster recovers 1d4 hit points each time he makes a woman orgasm
603. Caster refers to his penis as his Better Half
604. Caster refers to his penis as his Intelligent Weapon
605. Caster refers to his penis as his Rod of Lordly Might
606. Caster refers to his penis as Vlad the Impaler
607. Caster refers to woman as "babes"
608. Caster repeatedly attempts to alter the Enlarge spell
609. Caster repeatedly attempts to alter the Magic Mouth spell
610. Caster repeatedly attempts to alter the Tongues spell
611. Caster seeks a woman to whom he can dictate his sexual memoirs
612. Caster seeks a woman who wishes to dictate her sexual memoirs
613. Caster sees visions of naked women dancing all around him
614. Caster semen shines brightly when Detect Magic is cast
615. Caster shouts sexual obscenities in times of stress
616. Caster shows his bare ass to people during the full moon
617. Caster shrinks to half his size for 1d8 hours after each orgasm
618. Caster sleeps for 2d12 hours after every sexual liaison
619. Caster speaks wistfully of the girl he once pleasured to death
620. Caster spreads sexual gossip about the nearest female royalty
621. Caster sprouts horns whenever he is aroused
622. Caster strips naked and climbs the nearest tree
623. Caster strips naked and does his best impression of a sundial
624. Caster suggests a menage a trois whenever two women are nearby
625. Caster suspects that his penis harbors a malevolent intelligence
626. Caster takes a vow of chastity for 1d12 months
627. Caster tells absolutely filthy jokes at inappropriate times
628. Caster tells outrageous sexual lies when seated at a campfire
629. Caster tells the nearest woman she reminds him of a prostitute
630. Caster tells women all about the sex acts he'll perform on them
631. Caster tells women they'll get younger if they give him oral sex
632. Caster thinks a deity has called upon him to become a sex slave
633. Caster thinks groping & fondling are suitable forms of greeting
634. Caster thinks he can demand sexual favors of any woman he meets
635. Caster thinks he can discern prophesy in women's orgasmic cries
636. Caster thinks he can enlarge women's breasts by Laying on Hands
637. Caster thinks he can soothe angry tempers by showing his penis
638. Caster thinks he turns into an incubus under every full moon
639. Caster thinks he was kidnapped and used by a dozen horny nymphs
640. Caster thinks he's a sex god and demands tribute
641. Caster thinks he's had sex with every woman he knows
642. Caster thinks he's having a naked dream, but he's awake
643. Caster thinks his semen is an acceptable form of currency
644. Caster thinks semen can substitute as a material spell component
645. Caster thinks someone's been pleasuring him orally in his sleep
646. Caster thinks that no woman can resist his charms
647. Caster thinks that some nearby woman is giving him oral pleasure
648. Caster tries to glimpse women's cleavage whenever possible
649. Caster wakes each day and announces his intent to masturbate
650. Caster wakes each day in bed with the most aggressive man around
651. Caster wakes each day in the arms of a beautiful naked woman
652. Caster wakes each day naked and covered with body paint
653. Caster wakes each day naked and face down
654. Caster wakes each day nursing at the nearest woman's breast
655. Caster wakes each day so horny that he can't think rationally
656. Caster wakes each day sure that he performed oral sex last night
657. Caster wakes each day sure that he received oral sex last night
658. Caster wakes each day thinking he groped someone while he slept
659. Caster wakes each day thinking he was castrated while he slept
660. Caster wakes each day thinking someone groped him while he slept
661. Caster wakes each day wearing only leopard-skin bikini briefs
662. Caster wakes each day with a blue ribbon tied around his penis
663. Caster wakes each day with a raging erection
664. Caster wants to acquire a pair of breasts for his very own
665. Caster wants to be remembered as a gigolo first, a wizard second
666. Caster wins a trained sex slave in a card game
667. Caster wonders aloud about trans-species sexual taboos
668. Caster's "staying power" is the stuff of legend
669. Caster's age doubles every time he has an orgasm
670. Caster's been having an affair with the wife of a local official
671. Caster's bodily fluids are powerfully addictive
672. Caster's bodily fluids taste like maple syrup
673. Caster's body is forever shorn of hair
674. Caster's body is tattooed with images of naked, lascivious men
675. Caster's body is tattooed with images of naked, lascivious women
676. Caster's darkest sexual fantasy is immortalized in a bard's song
677. Caster's genitals are powerfully magnetic
678. Caster's genitals are shackled to a 1000-pound boulder nearby
679. Caster's genitals retract into his body while not in use
680. Caster's home is transformed into a bizarre sexual dungeon
681. Caster's intellect really does reside in his penis
682. Caster's nipples migrate from his chest to his forehead
683. Caster's nose bears a strong resemblance to a penis
684. Caster's penis always tries to point to true north
685. Caster's penis appears to be made of solid gold while erect
686. Caster's penis becomes as long as one of his legs
687. Caster's penis becomes prehensile while erect
688. Caster's penis bends 90º at its midpoint while erect
689. Caster's penis doubles in mass every time he casts a spell
690. Caster's penis falls off sunset but regenerates by dawn
691. Caster's penis glows brightly whenever it's erect
692. Caster's penis glows like a beacon when Detect Magic is cast
693. Caster's penis grows an inch each day for the rest of his life
694. Caster's penis has Strength 18/00
695. Caster's penis increases in size by a factor of 1d10
696. Caster's penis is bifurcated along its whole length
697. Caster's penis is detachable
698. Caster's penis is reputed to have magical healing properties
699. Caster's penis quadruples in width while erect
700. Caster's penis seems to be ice cold while erect
701. Caster's penis shrinks (grows?) to the size of his little finger
702. Caster's penis sings softly in the presence of royalty
703. Caster's penis suppresses the gag reflex
704. Caster's penis thanks each woman who gives the caster an orgasm
705. Caster's penis ties itself in a knot whenever he casts a spell
706. Caster's penis ties itself in a knot while he's having sex
707. Caster's penis triples in size in the presence of a naked woman
708. Caster's penis triples in size in the presence of royalty
709. Caster's penis turns upside down
710. Caster's penis vanishes
711. Caster's penis weighs five pounds
712. Caster's penis, while erect, is as hard as steel
713. Caster's penis, while erect, is as long as he is tall
714. Caster's scrotum inflates to the size of a beach ball
715. Caster's semen can cure blindness if applied as a salve
716. Caster's semen causes transcendental visions
717. Caster's semen functions as a powerful adhesive
718. Caster's semen has the power to enlarge women's breasts
719. Caster's semen has the power to turn women invisible
720. Caster's semen is a powerful anesthetic
721. Caster's semen is a powerful fire suppressant
722. Caster's semen is highly caustic to flesh other than his own
723. Caster's semen is highly flammable
724. Caster's semen is rumored to be an Elixir of Youth
725. Caster's semen makes women forget the previous 1d4 hours
726. Caster's semen makes women hate him for life
727. Caster's semen neutralizes poison when acquired from the source
728. Caster's sexual history is illustrated in nearby cave paintings
729. Caster's testicles appear to drop off and roll away
730. Caster's testicles grow to the size of grapefruit
731. Caster's voice rises in pitch as though he's been castrated
732. Every woman the caster meets swears she'll never sleep with him
733. Every woman who meets the caster comments on his tiny penis
734. Every woman who meets the caster tries to grab his penis
735. From behind, caster looks like a beautiful, naked, nubile woman
736. If women are near, the caster is desperate to remove his clothes
737. In moments of passion, the caster calls out his own name
738. Nearby women feel pleasure while the caster is casting a spell
739. Next woman touched by caster becomes astonishingly beautiful
740. Next woman touched by caster claims him as a sex slave
741. Next woman touched by caster develops a great hatred of clothing
742. Next woman touched by caster has an orgasm for 1d8 hours
743. Next woman touched by caster is desperate to serve him sexually
744. Next woman touched by caster loses all sexual inhibition forever
745. No woman who sees the caster's penis can resist him
746. No woman who sees the caster's penis can take him seriously
747. One non-humanoid species treats the caster like a female in heat
748. One woman each day begs the caster to perform oral sex on her
749. Prostitutes offer the caster "freebies" in every town he enters
750. Smoke flows from the caster's nostrils whenever he is erect
751. Some women believe they'll gain wisdom by fellating the caster
752. The last thing caster recalls involves a donkey and two midgets
753. The last woman caster slept with appears and begs him for more
754. The last woman caster slept with vows revenge
755. The next two women who sleep with the caster merge into one body
756. The sight of the caster's erect penis fills women with awe
757. The sight of the caster's erect penis makes women laugh at him
758. The sight of the caster's erect penis makes women yawn
759. Thunder rumbles in the distance when the caster has an orgasm
760. Well-endowed nude statues of the caster appear in nearby towns
761. When caster has an orgasm, so does everyone else within 50 yards
762. When caster talks to women, he can't help groping himself
763. When caster talks to women, he can't help ogling their breasts
764. When caster turns invisible, his genitals do not
765. When discussing his magic skill, caster says he's very well hung
766. When talking about a woman, caster invariably describes her ass
767. When talking to a woman, caster invariably comments upon her ass
768. Women accuse the caster of being a closet lesbian
769. Women affected by the caster's magic lose all sexual inhibition
770. Women appear ten years younger while having sex with the caster
771. Women are clairvoyant while performing oral sex on the caster
772. Women are clairvoyant while the caster performs oral sex on them
773. Women cannot help staring at the caster's crotch
774. Women feel great pleasure when performing oral sex on the caster
775. Women in the caster's presence become sexually aggressive
776. Women in the caster's presence become sexually inhibited
777. Women perceive the caster's penis to be twice its actual size
778. Women react to the caster as though he's an insatiable deviant
779. Women reveal intimate details about themselves to the caster
780. Women seek the caster's advice on how to have better orgasms
781. Women seek to acquire the caster's penis as a collector's item
782. Women sense that the caster is impotent, but he really isn't
783. Women speaking with the caster find that their nipples are erect
784. Women suspect the caster of bizarre sexual practices
785. Women who have sex with the caster can never wear clothes again
786. Women who have sex with the caster can't take him seriously again
787. Women who have sex with the caster have spectacular orgasms
788. Women who kiss the caster find that their breasts have grown
789. Women who kiss the caster have spectacularly intense orgasms
790. Women who kiss the caster have vivid sexual dreams about him
791. Women who kiss the caster recall having had great sex with him
792. Women who kiss the caster spread rumors about his pitiful penis
793. Women who kiss the caster spread rumors about his sexual prowess
794. Women who kiss the caster think that they're carrying his baby
795. Women who perform oral sex on the caster grow 1d4 years younger
796. Women who see the caster naked go into heat like cats
797. Women who sleep near the caster recall incredible sex with him
798. Women who sleep near the caster recall substandard sex with him
799. Women who touch the caster are receptive to sexual suggestions
800. Women whom the caster finds attractive think of him as a brother
WILD SURGES AFFECTING A FEMALE SPELL TARGET
801. A wildly acrobatic sexual maneuver is named after the target
802. All who know the target know her entire sexual history
803. All who know the target recall losing their virginity to her
804. All who know the target recall what a slut she was last weekend
805. All who know the target think she has no gag reflex
806. All who know the target think she slept her way to success
807. Any armor worn by target appears "anatomically correct"
808. Any sexual lie told about the target is automatically believed
809. Anyone who looks in the target's eyes knows her sexual history
810. Clothing is invisible to the target
811. Clothing turns to water when worn by the target
812. Each day the target asks a stranger if he wants to see her naked
813. Each day the target tells 1d4 outrageous lies about her sex life
814. Each day the target wakes standing naked in a public place
815. Each day, 1d6 strange men fondle the target's breasts
816. Each day, the target must touch a different woman's breasts
817. Each man who meets the target sees her as his sexual ideal
818. Every night the target dreams of being a sex slave
819. Every night the target dreams of owning sex slaves
820. Every night the target dreams of performing oral sex
821. Everyone in the world knows what the target looks like naked
822. Everyone in the world recalls having sex with the target
823. Everyone in the world thinks they've seen the target having sex
824. Everyone who speaks to the target comments on her fine breasts
825. History is rewritten so that the target has never worn clothes
826. If the target teleports, her clothing and/or armor do not
827. In 1d12 months a religion develops based on the target's sex life
828. Men tend to perceive that the target is offering herself to them
829. Men who have sex with the target are intensely multi-orgasmic
830. Men who lie to the target become visibly erect
831. Naked statues of the target appear in lurid, graphic poses
832. Next boast made by the target about her sexuality becomes true
833. Next time the target changes form, she is enslaved to estrus
834. One of target's breasts doubles in size
835. Other people's anger is sexually arousing to the target
836. People who meet the target are sure they've seen her naked
837. Something in target's vagina vibrates powerfully during battle
838. Target "moons" the caster
839. Target absolutely hates to wear clothing
840. Target accepts any order from a man while she's naked
841. Target accepts any order from a woman while she's naked
842. Target acquires languages from those whom she pleasures orally
843. Target adopts a lewd nickname based on part of her anatomy
844. Target appears to be gold plated when she's naked
845. Target appears totally naked in moonlight
846. Target appears totally naked when seen from the west
847. Target asks strange men if she can pose nude for them
848. Target asks strange men if they'd like to feel her breasts
849. Target asks strange women if she may feel their breasts
850. Target asks strangers to help her find her lost virginity
851. Target averages 1d4 orgasms every hour for the next 1d4 weeks
852. Target becomes aroused at the sight of her own blood
853. Target becomes aroused at the sound of women's laughter
854. Target becomes aroused in the presence of magical weapons
855. Target becomes aroused when people are polite to her
856. Target becomes aroused when people lie to her
857. Target becomes aroused whenever a woman says "breast"
858. Target becomes aroused while walking barefoot through grass
859. Target becomes hopelessly aroused at the sight of the sunset
860. Target becomes hopelessly aroused in the presence of men
861. Target becomes hotly aroused whenever she removes her clothes
862. Target becomes increasingly aroused when speaking to men
863. Target becomes increasingly submissive when speaking to women
864. Target becomes intensely aroused when she removes her footwear
865. Target becomes intensely aroused when she's afraid
866. Target becomes intensely aroused when she's embarrassed
867. Target becomes maddeningly aroused in battle
868. Target becomes powerfully aroused in the presence of livestock
869. Target becomes steadily more aroused but cannot reach orgasm
870. Target becomes the caster's permanent sex slave
871. Target becomes visibly more beautiful with each passing day
872. Target begins investigating how she can buy a female sex slave
873. Target begins saving money to purchase a female sex slave
874. Target begins spreading outrageous rumors about her sex life
875. Target begs a different woman each day to have sex with her
876. Target believes any sexual claim made about her
877. Target believes her clothing is on fire and must remove it
878. Target can bring herself to orgasm simply by licking her lips
879. Target can cause sexual pleasure in men by staring at them
880. Target can Command one man each time she gets naked
881. Target can discern true north if she bares her breasts
882. Target can extend her tongue 2d12 inches
883. Target can grow to twice her normal height while naked
884. Target can heal men for 1d4 hit points by pleasuring them orally
885. Target can increase or reduce the size of her breasts at will
886. Target can issue a Command to any man whom she gives an orgasm
887. Target can issue one Command per turn if she remains naked
888. Target can move absolutely silently while naked
889. Target can only wear 36 square inches of clothing at a time
890. Target can only wear clothes from the waist up or the waist down
891. Target can pick locks (75%) with her tongue if she's naked
892. Target can read any language while someone fondles her breasts
893. Target can read men's minds while performing oral sex on them
894. Target can remove and reattach her breasts at will without harm
895. Target can see invisible objects for 1d6 turns after each orgasm
896. Target can see perfectly in the dark when she's naked
897. Target can shrink to 1/12 her height while naked
898. Target can speak through her vagina
899. Target can unhinge her jaw like a snake
900. Target cannot be harmed by bludgeons while she's naked
901. Target cannot benefit from magical healing while wearing clothes
902. Target cannot eat in the presence of others unless she's naked
903. Target cannot eat unless someone comments on her breasts
904. Target cannot eat while wearing any clothing at all
905. Target cannot lie to any man who's seen her naked
906. Target cannot relieve herself unless she's in plain view
907. Target cannot resist any command given to her by a pretty woman
908. Target cannot resist commands given to her by a naked man
909. Target cannot resist commands given to her by a naked woman
910. Target cannot speak to men unless she's naked
911. Target cannot speak until she's seen naked by 3d10 strangers
912. Target cannot wear clothes until commanded to do so by royalty
913. Target can't be tracked by non-magical means if she travels naked
914. Target can't cross running water while wearing clothes
915. Target can't remember a time when she wasn't a concubine
916. Target can't sleep at night unless she commits a humiliating act
917. Target can't use magic unless she makes a humiliating admission
918. Target can't use magic until she's given orgasms to 1d100 men
919. Target can't wear clothes for 10d10 days
920. Target claims she's clairvoyant while receiving oral pleasure
921. Target claims that she invented the orgasm
922. Target considers her body to be someone else's property
923. Target considers herself the world's expert on sexual depravity
924. Target considers it rude to turn down any offer of sex
925. Target considers masturbation an art form and begins studying it
926. Target constantly glistens with perspiration as if in a sauna
927. Target dances like a stripper after every battle
928. Target develops a unique erogenous zone
929. Target devotes herself to new depths of sexual depravity
930. Target displays her gratitude by offering sexual favors
931. Target doesn't age while naked in public
932. Target dreams each night of having wild sex with her clone
933. Target dreams each night of sex with all of her friends
934. Target dreams each night of sex with one of her enemies
935. Target dreams each night that she is the goddess of sex
936. Target dresses to show off her cleavage whenever possible
937. Target equates monetary wealth with sexual pleasure
938. Target equates respectability with promiscuity
939. Target excepts money or sex in exchange for goods and services
940. Target experiences discomfort if she wears clothing in the rain
941. Target expresses a wish to be considered someone's property
942. Target fears that a prophecy describes her future as a sex slave
943. Target fears that people believe her breasts aren't real
944. Target fears that people don't respect her unless she's naked
945. Target feels humble and submissive in the presence of men
946. Target feels ill unless she's wearing less than anyone nearby
947. Target feels sexual pleasure in the presence of demihumans
948. Target feels sexual pleasure when women speak to her
949. Target finds an ankle bracelet that instills a hatred of clothes
950. Target finds other people's bodily fluids powerfully addictive
951. Target flirts outrageously with women
952. Target forgets how to wear clothes each time she removes them
953. Target gives herself to her best friend as a gift
954. Target greets strangers by asking if they'd like sleep with her
955. Target happily considers herself a collection of orifices
956. Target has 19 Strength while naked but 6 Strength while clothed
957. Target has a +2 ToHit bonus while she's naked
958. Target has a breast fetish as strong as that of any man
959. Target has a fondness for clingy, revealing clothes
960. Target has a habit of making outrageous wagers with her clothes
961. Target has a habit of mentioning her breasts in conversation
962. Target has a mysterious craving for oysters
963. Target has a powerful orgasm 1d4 turns after each meal
964. Target has a powerful orgasm at the end of every battle
965. Target has a powerful orgasm upon waking each morning
966. Target has a reputation for biting off several men's genitals
967. Target has a scar on her ass as if branded by a former owner
968. Target has a superb orgasm whenever someone grips her wrists
969. Target has an amazing orgasm whenever she watches the sun rise
970. Target has an orgasm each time she performs a humiliating act
971. Target has an orgasm for the next 1d100 rounds
972. Target has an orgasm until someone casts a spell on her
973. Target has an orgasm whenever a man touches her nose
974. Target has an orgasm whenever another person touches her
975. Target has an orgasm whenever she receives money
976. Target has an orgasm whenever she's touched by two men at once
977. Target has an orgasm whenever she's touched by two women at once
978. Target has an urge to become the nearest king's love slave
979. Target has an urge to become the nearest queen's love slave
980. Target has one orgasm for every level of spells she casts
981. Target has orgasms when she spends more than ten minutes alone
982. Target insists that men look at her breasts when speaking to her
983. Target is 60% likely to flash her breasts at royalty
984. Target is a mindless sex drone until she's next hit by magic
985. Target is beautiful beyond description when she's angry
986. Target is clairvoyant while someone pleasures her orally
987. Target is commonly mistaken for a prostitute or exotic dancer
988. Target is constantly flushed as though she just had sex
989. Target is cured of disease each time she strips naked in public
990. Target is desperate to prove her skill at oral sex
991. Target is dressed in half of a belly dancer's costume
992. Target is easily identifiable as a voracious sexual deviant
993. Target is famed for being able to accommodate five men at once
994. Target is immune to 4th level illusions while she's naked
995. Target is immune to deep water pressure while naked
996. Target is inclined to perform oral sex on anyone who angers her
997. Target is inclined to remove her clothing during times of stress
998. Target is incredibly multi-orgasmic
999. Target is known to her friends as "The Lay of the Land"
1000.Target is likely to proclaim her sexual history to strangers
1001.Target is locked into a skin-tight chastity belt of mithral
1002.Target is naked but absolutely refuses to believe it
1003.Target is naked except for a collar naming her new owner
1004.Target is naked except for a garter belt full of paper money
1005.Target is naked except for a thin, soaking wet t-shirt
1006.Target is naked except for pasties and a g-string
1007.Target is naked, bound wrists-to-ankles, and hanging in a tree
1008.Target is now completely double jointed
1009.Target is on a quest for A Man from Nantucket
1010.Target is permanently and completely bald from head to toe
1011.Target is sexually aroused by fire
1012.Target is sexually attracted to carrots and icicles
1013.Target is so overtly sexual that no one takes her seriously
1014.Target is stripped of all sexual drives and vitality
1015.Target is strongly attracted to anyone remotely resembling her
1016.Target is suddenly naked and can't remember the past two weeks
1017.Target is suddenly naked except for a bikini made of snow
1018.Target is sure she spent the last 48 hours performing oral sex
1019.Target is sure she spent the last 48 hours receiving oral sex
1020.Target is sure someone nearby just gave her a fantastic orgasm
1021.Target is tied naked and spread-eagle in a nearby cave entrance
1022.Target is transformed to an 18 year-old nymphomaniac
1023.Target is unaffected by cold while masturbating
1024.Target is wearing an abbreviated French maid's uniform
1025.Target is wearing the tiniest chainmail bikini imaginable
1026.Target is wrapped in a not-quite-big-enough blue bath towel
1027.Target keeps touching her breasts to be sure they're still there
1028.Target licks her lips seductively when speaking to women
1029.Target looks like she's having an orgasm whenever she smiles
1030.Target loses all sexual inhibition
1031.Target loses all sexual inhibition in the presence of money
1032.Target loses all sexual inhibition while naked
1033.Target lubricates copiously when she's angry
1034.Target lubricates copiously whenever she crosses running water
1035.Target lubricates copiously whenever she tells a lie
1036.Target lubricates copiously whenever she tells a man her name
1037.Target makes orgasmic noises to show her gratitude for good food
1038.Target makes orgasmic noises when she sheathes a sword or knife
1039.Target makes orgasmic noises when she's angry
1040.Target moans whiles she eats as though building to orgasm
1041.Target must address men as "master" and women as "mistress"
1042.Target must concentrate to resist the urge to strip naked
1043.Target must give someone an orgasm whenever she sees the sun set
1044.Target must keep at least 50% of her skin exposed at all times
1045.Target must obey any sexual command issued to her by the caster
1046.Target must save vs spell each dawn or be madly aroused all day
1047.Target must save vs spell each day or her breasts double in size
1048.Target must save vs. spell once each hour or else strip naked
1049.Target must shimmy her breasts whenever she casts a spell
1050.Target must spend 3d8 hours of each day naked
1051.Target must spend the next week as someone's slave
1052.Target must strip naked in mixed company at least once each day
1053.Target must touch one or both of her breasts to casts spells
1054.Target noisily goes into heat like a cat
1055.Target offers to remove her clothing whenever she receives money
1056.Target presents like a baboon to any man who says her name
1057.Target purrs like a kitten when happy or aroused
1058.Target reacts violently if people disparage her sexual prowess
1059.Target recalls the time she won a contest for "Best Oral Skill"
1060.Target recites tawdry limericks in her sleep
1061.Target refuses to wear anything but leather
1062.Target refuses to wear anything more than a cloak
1063.Target regards everyone she meets as a potential sexual conquest
1064.Target removes her clothing each night while she sleeps
1065.Target removes her clothing whenever she's kissed
1066.Target secretes powerful pheromones when she's aroused
1067.Target seeks someone willing to teach her to play the skin flute
1068.Target shrieks in her sleep as if in the throes of orgasm
1069.Target sincerely believes her name is Fellatia
1070.Target sleeps face-down with her ass propped in the air
1071.Target spends 1 turn trying to touch her elbows behind her back
1072.Target spends 1d12 hours on the brink of orgasm before climaxing
1073.Target spends 3d10 rounds in the best orgasm of her life
1074.Target spends a turn describing her most humiliating sexual act
1075.Target spends all her money on elaborate fetish costumes
1076.Target strips naked & begs someone to tie her up and tickle her
1077.Target takes a vow of unbridled lasciviousness
1078.Target takes every opportunity to discuss other women's breasts
1079.Target tends to gaze at men's crotches
1080.Target tends to speak in a breathy, seductive voice
1081.Target thinks her breasts are speaking to her
1082.Target thinks her breasts play a part in the nation's destiny
1083.Target thinks her deity has instructed her to go forever naked
1084.Target thinks her friends are spreading rumors about her sex life
1085.Target thinks her virtue was sacrificed in a ritual last night
1086.Target thinks it's rude to decline any offer of sex
1087.Target thinks of her life as the boring time between orgasms
1088.Target thinks she can cause orgasm in anyone in under 60 seconds
1089.Target thinks she can fly by rubbing belladonna on her genitals
1090.Target thinks she can turn invisible by removing her clothes
1091.Target thinks she has supernatural insights during orgasm
1092.Target thinks she knows the recipe for the perfect aphrodisiac
1093.Target thinks she must purge her soul through public acts of sex
1094.Target thinks she must strip naked to use magic or magic items
1095.Target thinks she performs lewd sex acts each night in her sleep
1096.Target thinks she thinks more clearly after masturbating
1097.Target thinks she thinks more clearly when she bares her breasts
1098.Target thinks she won't age if she has 1d12 orgasms each day
1099.Target thinks she won't age if she never wears clothes again
1100.Target thinks she won't age if she sleeps with 1d4 men each day
1101.Target thinks she's a nymph and wishes to dress like one
1102.Target thinks she's a succubus
1103.Target thinks she's being stalked by the vampire Count Ejacula
1104.Target thinks she's evolving into the perfect sexual being
1105.Target thinks she's gradually becoming a succubus
1106.Target thinks she's naked when she's clothed, and vice versa
1107.Target thinks she's possessed by an insatiable succubus
1108.Target thinks she's the sexual plaything of some powerful being
1109.Target thinks she's visited nightly by a ravenous incubus
1110.Target thinks that everyone is looking at her breasts
1111.Target thinks that semen can impart the power of invisibility
1112.Target thinks that, before today, she was a mindless sex slave
1113.Target thinks the world will end unless she becomes a sex slave
1114.Target thrusts her breasts forward when speaking to men
1115.Target tosses her clothes into a fire at every opportunity
1116.Target turns into a raving nymphomaniac under the full moon
1117.Target vividly recalls being the guest of honor at an orgy
1118.Target vows to explore every imaginable avenue of sexuality
1119.Target wakes each day by masturbating to orgasm
1120.Target wakes each day naked & kissing the prettiest woman nearby
1121.Target wakes each day naked and tightly hog-tied
1122.Target wakes each day on the verge of orgasm
1123.Target wakes each day thinking she slept with 3d6 men last night
1124.Target wakes each day tied upside down and naked in a tree
1125.Target wakes each day unbelievably horny
1126.Target wakes each day wearing expensive lingerie
1127.Target wakes each morning naked and covered in whipped cream
1128.Target wakes each morning with a very specific craving
1129.Target wakes each morning with both legs behind her head
1130.Target wants to give pleasure to the next man to say her name
1131.Target wonders aloud if her breasts are big enough
1132.Target won't be attacked by non-magical animals if she's naked
1133.Target's arousal doubles each minute while she's naked
1134.Target's ass is so perfect that people journey miles to see it
1135.Target's body is pierced 2d10 times below the waist
1136.Target's body is tattooed with images of her fornicating wildly
1137.Target's body is tattooed with indecent images
1138.Target's body shrinks by 6d10 percent, but her breasts do not
1139.Target's breasts are so perfect that she can't stop feeling them
1140.Target's breasts double in size for 1d6 turns each day
1141.Target's breasts fluctuate in size 1d100% each day
1142.Target's breasts glow softly in darkness
1143.Target’s breasts grow ¼ inch per week for the rest of her life
1144.Target's breasts have mass but no weight
1145.Target's breasts swell after she eats a good meal
1146.Target's breasts swell delightfully
1147.Target's breasts swell temporarily whenever she drinks a potion
1148.Target's breasts swell visibly when she's angry
1149.Target's breasts vibrate in the presence of undead
1150.Target's Charisma gains +4 whenever she's naked
1151.Target's clothing becomes invisible during times of stress
1152.Target's clothing disintegrates whenever she casts a spell
1153.Target's clothing disintegrates whenever she says her name
1154.Target's clothing tends to be torn from her body during battle
1155.Target's clothing turns into cobwebs
1156.Target's clothing turns into thinly woven fishing net
1157.Target's clothing turns invisible if she wears any magical rings
1158.Target's exact duplicate gets quite a reputation for herself
1159.Target's eyes look like nipples but function normally
1160.Target's genitals are so beautiful that they inspire epic poems
1161.Target's hair doubles its length each time she disrobes
1162.Target's limbs are as flexible as tentacles while she's naked
1163.Target's naked form is a model for countless ships' figureheads
1164.Target's nipples are gold plated
1165.Target's nipples become visibly erect when a man looks at her
1166.Target's nipples become visibly erect whenever she smiles
1167.Target’s nipples dilate in reduced light like her pupils
1168.Target's nipples shine with bright light when she's angry
1169.Target's nipples, when erect, are hard enough to cut glass
1170.Target's pockets and satchels are filled with unused condoms
1171.Target's presence causes men to feel humble and submissive
1172.Target's presence makes other women want to masturbate
1173.Target's presence makes other women want to remove her clothing
1174.Target's presence reduces other women's sexual inhibitions
1175.Target's self confidence rises as she removes more clothing
1176.Target's sexual exploits are recorded in an epic poem
1177.Target's sexuality fluctuates wildly with the phases of the moon
1178.Target's skin darkens to a golden tan, except for tiny tanlines
1179.Target's skin is forever free of wrinkles, scars, and blemishes
1180.Target's smile causes men to comment on her breasts
1181.Target's sweat has a powerful aphrodisiac effect on men
1182.Target's sweat has a powerful aphrodisiac effect on women
1183.Target's teeth are retractable
1184.Target's undergarments freeze solid
1185.Target's undergarments turn to finely-woven chain mail
1186.Target's Wisdom is halved whenever she's naked
1187.The sight of the target's bare breasts makes men forget her name
1188.The sound of running water is arousing to the target
1189.The sound of the target's laughter causes men to become erect
1190.Tonight, everyone who knows the target dreams of screwing her
1191.When sexually aroused, target has no idea of her species
1192.When speaking to royalty, target seems on the brink of orgasm
1193.When target agrees with someone, she makes orgasmic sounds
1194.When target gains weight, it accumulates only in her breasts
1195.When target is invisible, her breasts, ass, and genitals are not
1196.When target is naked, she can't get dressed without a man's help
1197.When target runs, she sometimes seems to move in slow motion
1198.While carrying money, target can only speak in erotic grunts
1199.While she's awake, target has a huge orgasm once every 1d6 turns
1200.Women tend to perceive that the target is hitting on them
WILD SURGES AFFECTING A MALE SPELL TARGET
1201.A dose of the target's semen meets one day's nutritional needs
1202.A nearby woman accuses the target of groping her breasts
1203.A nearby woman begs the target to fondle her breasts
1204.A nearby woman begs the target to give her an orgasm
1205.A nearby woman has an orgasm when the target says his name
1206.A nearby woman is desperate to try kinky things with the target
1207.A nearby women recalls years spent as the target's sex slave
1208.A succubus lusts after the target & won't take no for an answer
1209.All books within 100 miles feature naked pictures of the target
1210.All nearby men recall sexual advances the target made to them
1211.Any spells target casts seem to originate from his penis
1212.Any woman the target finds attractive thinks of him as a brother
1213.Armor and clothing turns invisible while the target wears it
1214.Every man now within sight of the target becomes rigidly erect
1215.Every woman now within sight of the target has an orgasm
1216.Every woman now within sight of the target is wearing a bikini
1217.Everyone important to the target knows his dirty sexual secrets
1218.Everyone within a mile becomes aware of target's sexual secrets
1219.Nearby woman recalls being the target's sex slave for 1d10 years
1220.Nearest woman kicks the target in the groin, and he thanks her
1221.Nearest woman licks the target's face for 1d10 rounds
1222.Next time the target touches his penis, he can't let go of it
1223.No matter what the target says, women think he's begging for sex
1224.No one except the target has seen the virgin queen's birthmark
1225.One of target's testicles appears in his mouth
1226.One of target's testicles is stricken by Continual Light
1227.Rumors circulate that it's good luck to touch the target's penis
1228.Statues of men become erect in the target's presence
1229.Steam sprays from target's erect penis when he's angry
1230.Target achieves orgasm when (and only when) women say his name
1231.Target and a nearby man think they each just groped each other
1232.Target and a nearby woman are now wearing each other's clothes
1233.Target and a nearby woman recall a tryst that never happened
1234.Target and a nearby woman reminisce about their sexual histories
1235.Target and all of his offspring are stricken permanently sterile
1236.Target and nearest woman exchange reproductive organs
1237.Target appears to be 1d10+10 years old while naked
1238.Target appears to be 1d100 years older while naked
1239.Target appears to be 2d10 years younger when he's naked
1240.Target appears to be 6d10 years older when he's naked
1241.Target ascribes great magical significance to the number 69
1242.Target asks women if he can borrow their breasts
1243.Target asks women if he can do unspeakable things to them
1244.Target asks women if he can fondle their breasts
1245.Target asks women if the "gag reflex" is really a myth
1246.Target asks women if they can help him with his priapism
1247.Target asks women if they fear him because of his huge penis
1248.Target asks women if they find him hard to swallow
1249.Target asks women if they know how to suppress the gag reflex
1250.Target asks women if they know what happened to his penis
1251.Target asks women if they know why his penis is so small
1252.Target asks women if they remember having sex with him
1253.Target asks women if they revile him because of his tiny penis
1254.Target asks women if they'd like to have a position on his staff
1255.Target asks women if they'd like to help him relieve himself
1256.Target asks women if they'd like to strip search him
1257.Target asks women if they'll pay to have sex with him
1258.Target asks women to get in touch with his feminine side
1259.Target asks women to let him perform sexual experiments on them
1260.Target asks women to treat him like a slave
1261.Target asks women what his semen tastes like
1262.Target becomes a submissive sex slave to one nearby woman
1263.Target becomes aroused at the sight of barefoot women
1264.Target becomes aroused whenever he hears a woman play the flute
1265.Target becomes deeply drunk at the sight of a naked woman
1266.Target becomes erect whenever he passes a secret door
1267.Target becomes flatulent at intimate or inappropriate moments
1268.Target becomes furiously aroused by watching men eat red meat
1269.Target becomes furiously aroused by watching women eat red meat
1270.Target becomes hideously ugly when his penis is erect
1271.Target becomes inarticulate and clumsy if a naked woman is near
1272.Target becomes intensely attractive when he's angry
1273.Target becomes irresistibly aroused during the new moon
1274.Target becomes powerfully aroused in the presence of statues
1275.Target begins hemorrhaging through his penis but suffers no harm
1276.Target begs a nearby woman to let him give her an orgasm
1277.Target begs a nearby woman to let him lick the soles of her feet
1278.Target begs men to tie him up and spank him
1279.Target begs women to tie him up and spank him
1280.Target believes that one's soul resides in one's genitals
1281.Target believes that women are forbidden to wear clothing
1282.Target believes that women should be felt and not heard
1283.Target can breathe through his penis
1284.Target can cast one Wish but must sacrifice his genitals
1285.Target can claim one nearby woman as his willing sex slave
1286.Target can drive a woman to orgasm by chanting her name
1287.Target can drive one nearby woman to orgasm at will
1288.Target can drive women to orgasm by tickling their feet
1289.Target can drive women to orgasm by touching their foreheads
1290.Target can make one woman think she's performing oral sex on him
1291.Target can make women recall having fantastic sex with him
1292.Target can perform oral sex on himself if commanded to do so
1293.Target can read a woman's mind while fondling her breasts
1294.Target can read the mind of any naked woman he touches
1295.Target can read the mind of any woman he's seen naked
1296.Target can read the mind of any woman who pleasures him orally
1297.Target can remove and reattach his genitals without harm
1298.Target can totally control women while they pleasure him orally
1299.Target can transform at will into an attractive young woman
1300.Target can turn at will into a copy of the next woman he touches
1301.Target can use his genitals like a cleric's holy symbol
1302.Target can walk on water while naked and unencumbered
1303.Target can, at will, command two particular women to make love
1304.Target cannot get within one foot of women while he's naked
1305.Target can't stop trying to grope women's breasts
1306.Target can't tell the difference between men and women
1307.Target can't use magic until brought to orgasm by a man
1308.Target chronically tells outrageous sexual lies about himself
1309.Target comments aloud about women's breasts
1310.Target commissions a ten foot tall sculpture of his penis
1311.Target considers himself a vessel for transporting his genitals
1312.Target considers himself the property of a nearby pretty woman
1313.Target considers himself to be a great piece of ass
1314.Target constantly hears the sound of women crying out in orgasm
1315.Target constantly leers at women
1316.Target declares that he is woman, hear him roar
1317.Target demands that women disrobe before speaking to him
1318.Target describes what he'd like to do to a nearby woman
1319.Target develops a fetish for an unlikely body part
1320.Target develops a terrible fear of wearing clothes
1321.Target develops amnesia whenever he removes his clothes
1322.Target dreams each night of being orally pleasured by a woman
1323.Target dreams each night of giving oral pleasure to a man
1324.Target equates a woman's breasts size with her intelligence
1325.Target equates beauty with evil
1326.Target expresses a firm desire to "sacrifice" a virgin
1327.Target expresses a firm desire to acquire a pair of breasts
1328.Target expresses a firm desire to become pregnant
1329.Target expresses a firm desire to castrate himself painfully
1330.Target expresses a firm desire to sell himself into slavery
1331.Target falls madly in love with the next woman who says his name
1332.Target fears he's being hunted by women who want to castrate him
1333.Target fears he's bleeding to death every time he urinates
1334.Target feels a hand gripping his scrotum whenever he tells a lie
1335.Target feels as if 2d6 women are servicing him with their mouths
1336.Target feels cripplingly inadequate when naked
1337.Target feels delicate feminine fingers caressing him all over
1338.Target feels overdressed if he wears anything more than a hat
1339.Target feels pain while wearing clothes in direct sunlight
1340.Target freezes solid the next time he removes his clothes
1341.Target gives money to a woman for services "to be named later"
1342.Target gives off pheromones that attract men to him
1343.Target gives off pheromones that attract women to him
1344.Target gives off pheromones that attract women to other men
1345.Target gives off pheromones that attract women to other women
1346.Target goes naked to discourage pickpockets
1347.Target gropes himself while speaking to royalty
1348.Target has a cork firmly imbedded in an unfortunate place
1349.Target has a massive orgasm whenever he drinks a magical potion
1350.Target has an orgasm every time his blood is spilled
1351.Target has an orgasm whenever he sees a woman cast a spell
1352.Target has an orgasm whenever two women touch him simultaneously
1353.Target has an unerring sense of direction while he's naked
1354.Target has another hand in place of his genitals
1355.Target has huge, beautifully formed breasts
1356.Target has one orgasm for each person now within 50 yards of him
1357.Target has visions of possible futures whenever he has an orgasm
1358.Target head shrinks by 50% whenever his penis becomes erect
1359.Target heals at 2X normal rate for each day he spends naked
1360.Target heals one hit point each hour he spends naked in sunlight
1361.Target is 50% likely to tell a woman her breasts are too big
1362.Target is accused of fornicating with local statuary
1363.Target is afraid of naked women
1364.Target is afraid someone will castrate him while he sleeps
1365.Target is afraid that he'll castrate himself while he sleeps
1366.Target is an uncontrollable voyeur
1367.Target is arrested for licking women without their permission
1368.Target is blind while wearing clothes
1369.Target is certain that he'll die if he ever wears clothes again
1370.Target is compelled to strip search a nearby woman
1371.Target is desperate to lick the stomach of a nearby woman
1372.Target is distracted by sexual hallucinations for 1d6 rounds
1373.Target is dressed like a dominatrix
1374.Target is haunted by the idea that somewhere, someone is naked
1375.Target is immune to poison while he's naked
1376.Target is immune to the effects of alcohol while he's naked
1377.Target is kicked in the crotch by the next mule he passes
1378.Target is known to be a hermaphrodite
1379.Target is known to be a morbid sexual deviant
1380.Target is known to have had sexual congress with demons
1381.Target is legally required to surrender his penis
1382.Target is naked except for a blue ribbon
1383.Target is naked except for a delicate tiara
1384.Target is naked except for a strategically placed fig leaf
1385.Target is naked, and a nearby woman is wearing his clothes
1386.Target is on the brink of orgasm but needs help to get there
1387.Target is permanently impotent
1388.Target is powerfully aroused by performing acts of chivalry
1389.Target is rendered phenomenally fecund
1390.Target is rumored to be sexually attracted to fish and reptiles
1391.Target is rumored to be sexually attracted to undead
1392.Target is rumored to be strangely attracted to foliage
1393.Target is rumored to have an elaborate prosthesis in his penis
1394.Target is rumored to have been born a woman
1395.Target is rumored to keep women in his dungeon as sexual slaves
1396.Target is rumored to own a huge arsenal of sexual weapons
1397.Target is strip searched every time he enters a new town
1398.Target is suddenly naked and covered in a sheath of mud
1399.Target is sure that a nearby woman is sexually attracted to him
1400.Target is unable to convince women that he's not a eunuch
1401.Target is unable to resist any sexual advance made to him
1402.Target is utterly desperate to have sex with the nearest woman
1403.Target is wearing a nearby woman's clothes, and she's naked
1404.Target is widely believed to be an escaped eunuch
1405.Target is worshipped by insane sex cultists
1406.Target looks like a walking corpse whenever he's naked
1407.Target loses control of his bladder for 2d10 days
1408.Target makes bawdy sexual jokes at inappropriate times
1409.Target makes disparaging remarks about the king's sexuality
1410.Target makes outrageously offensive come-ons to attractive women
1411.Target masturbates furiously in his sleep
1412.Target must have sex with 1d10 women before he can speak
1413.Target must mention his penis in every conversation with a woman
1414.Target must remain naked for 1d20 days
1415.Target perceives all women to be making sexual advances to him
1416.Target perceives all women to be wearing sheer lingerie
1417.Target perceives naked women as hideous, rotting corpses
1418.Target perceives sexual symbolism in the most mundane images
1419.Target perceives that men are staring at his crotch
1420.Target perceives that women are staring at his crotch
1421.Target perceives women's breasts to be twice their actual size
1422.Target permanently loses all interest in sex
1423.Target promises a nearby woman he'll respect her in the morning
1424.Target qualifies for discount rates at most brothels
1425.Target questions the sexual preferences of those around him
1426.Target realizes his genitals were removed and reattached
1427.Target recalls being initiated into a secret sexual society
1428.Target recites dirty limericks in the presence of royalty
1429.Target reeks of fire and brimstone when he's aroused
1430.Target refers to himself as Doctor Love
1431.Target refers to his penis as his Long Sword
1432.Target refers to his penis as his Magic Missile
1433.Target remains erect for the rest of his life
1434.Target resembles a nubile blonde young woman while naked
1435.Target resents women's ability to be multi-orgasmic
1436.Target respects no woman who hasn't slept with him
1437.Target respects no woman who's slept with him
1438.Target seems to be leering when he smiles
1439.Target seems to have a child in every town he visits
1440.Target shrinks by 50% every time he has an orgasm
1441.Target speaks to women in a patronizing, chauvinistic tone
1442.Target sprouts a second functional penis beside his original one
1443.Target suffers from acute morning sickness
1444.Target suffers from PMS during the full moon
1445.Target swaps bodies with any woman who gets naked while near him
1446.Target talks in his sleep about his imagined sexual conquests
1447.Target tells a nearby woman he'd like to pleasure her to death
1448.Target tells every woman he meets that she has a perfect ass
1449.Target tells women that he gets aroused by watching them eat
1450.Target tells women that he's an incubus
1451.Target tells women that his semen eliminates wrinkles
1452.Target thinks a nearby woman has bitten off his penis
1453.Target thinks he can read women's minds when he's naked
1454.Target thinks he isn't respectable while he wears clothes
1455.Target thinks he sees Death whenever he has an orgasm
1456.Target thinks he's a lover of legendary prowess
1457.Target thinks he's an insatiable necrophiliac
1458.Target thinks he's found a doorway to the Plane of Pure Pleasure
1459.Target thinks he's surrounded by aggressive naked men
1460.Target thinks he's surrounded by beautiful naked women
1461.Target thinks his erect penis has a hypnotic effect on women
1462.Target thinks his genitals have been replaced by plastic copies
1463.Target thinks his genitals have been replaced by someone else's
1464.Target thinks his penis leads a secret life separate from him
1465.Target thinks it's a compliment to tell women that he's erect
1466.Target thinks that everyone thinks he's a woman
1467.Target thinks that women address him as "my lord and master"
1468.Target thinks that women address him as "peewee"
1469.Target thinks that women are plotting to steal his genitals
1470.Target thinks the world will end the next time he has an orgasm
1471.Target thinks women are secretly desperate to have sex with him
1472.Target tries to get in touch with his feminine side
1473.Target turns into a young woman and back over the next month
1474.Target turns temporarily to stone after every orgasm
1475.Target undresses himself in his sleep but blames someone else
1476.Target vaguely recalls drinking a magical aphrodisiac
1477.Target wakes each day convinced that he has female breasts
1478.Target wakes each day naked in the arms of another man
1479.Target wakes each day thinking he performed oral sex on himself
1480.Target wakes each day wearing women's undergarments
1481.Target wakes each day with a distracting erection
1482.Target wakes each day with a huge erection that everyone can see
1483.Target's boasts about his sexual prowess are readily believed
1484.Target's bodily fluids have a high black market value
1485.Target's clothing is invisible if he's back-lit by sunlight
1486.Target's erect penis has a hypnotic effect on women
1487.Target's erect penis is as hard and as heavy as iron
1488.Target's face puts people in mind of a scrotum
1489.Target's fingernails and toenails are painted permanently pink
1490.Target's fingers resemble penises
1491.Target's genitals appear in his pocket
1492.Target's genitals appear in someone else's pocket
1493.Target's genitals appear somewhere else on his body
1494.Target's genitals are completely numb for 1d6 weeks
1495.Target's genitals are enclosed in a tight-fitting gold sheath
1496.Target's genitals are fondled by the next princess he meets
1497.Target's genitals are hidden beneath a nearby boulder
1498.Target's genitals are susceptible to rust
1499.Target's genitals are unaffected by any magic whatsoever
1500.Target's genitals become ethereal when he's aroused
1501.Target's genitals become permanently invisible
1502.Target's genitals cannot be harmed by any mortal means
1503.Target's genitals cannot be teleported or rendered invisible
1504.Target's genitals explode the next time he has an orgasm
1505.Target's genitals give off pheromones identical to a queen bee's
1506.Target's genitals glow red like hot iron
1507.Target's genitals jingle like sleigh bells when he moves
1508.Target's genitals recede into his body
1509.Target's genitals seem to be covered in a glaze of frost
1510.Target's genitals shrink to one third their normal size
1511.Target's genitals triple in size
1512.Target's genitals turn to stone for 4d12 hours
1513.Target's hands cannot move within six inches of his genitals
1514.Target's head looks like the head of a penis
1515.Target's Intelligence drops by 50% while he's erect
1516.Target's most humiliating sexual secret becomes public knowledge
1517.Target's normal speech is laced with sexual profanities
1518.Target's penis and one of his arms switch places
1519.Target's penis and one of his thumbs exchange places
1520.Target's penis and scrotum exchange places
1521.Target's penis emits faint music while erect
1522.Target's penis is far more magnetic than lodestone
1523.Target's penis is pierced 1d10 times
1524.Target's penis is rumored to dispense magical potions
1525.Target's penis is rumored to have a secret map tattooed on it
1526.Target's penis juts from his pants in the presence of royalty
1527.Target's penis painlessly ignites like a candle when erect
1528.Target's penis temporarily grows to 3d10 feet long
1529.Target's penis turns to glass whenever he becomes erect
1530.Target's penis withers and falls off but regrows in 1d8 weeks
1531.Target's penis, when erect, has a number of thorny protrusions
1532.Target's penis, when erect, is shaped like a corkscrew
1533.Target's scrotum dangles from his chin
1534.Target's scrotum is rumored to contain the Philosopher's Stone
1535.Target's semen accelerates the aging process in women
1536.Target's semen causes women to become ethereal
1537.Target's semen closely resembles blood
1538.Target's semen is a healing salve, but only for men
1539.Target's semen is a healing salve, but only for women
1540.Target's semen is phosphorescent
1541.Target's semen is prized for its alchemical value
1542.Target's semen is rumored to facilitate weight loss
1543.Target's semen is rumored to grant immortality
1544.Target's semen is very similar to honey
1545.Target's sexual preference is 50% likely to change each morning
1546.Target's shadow constantly appears to be masturbating
1547.Target's shadow resembles that of a man with a huge, erect penis
1548.Target's shadow resembles that of a voluptuous naked woman
1549.Target's testicles each weigh as much as his head
1550.Target's testicles orbit his body like ioun stones
1551.Target's tongue greatly resembles a penis
1552.Target's virginity is restored
1553.Target's voice causes men to become erect
1554.Target's voice causes women to lubricate copiously
1555.Target's voice causes women's nipples to become visibly erect
1556.Target's waterskin enchants normal water with aphrodisiac powers
1557.The nearest lich claims the target as its sexual plaything
1558.The nearest princess is desperate to pleasure the target orally
1559.The next idle sexual boast made by the target becomes true
1560.The next woman touched by target has an orgasm for 4d12 hours
1561.The sight of target's penis affects women like Hold Person
1562.The sight of the target's penis induces temporary lesbianism
1563.The sound of women's laughter is highly arousing to the target
1564.When he sees an attractive woman, target begins disrobing
1565.When he sees an attractive woman, target begins disrobing her
1566.When he sees an attractive woman, target drools uncontrollably
1567.When he sees an attractive woman, target foams at the mouth
1568.When he sees an attractive woman, target howls like a wolf
1569.When meeting a woman, target is inclined to grab her breasts
1570.When talking to women, target can't help gazing at their breasts
1571.When target has an orgasm, a random nearby woman also feels it
1572.When target has sex, his partner knows every thought in his head
1573.When target touches himself, it feels like someone else
1574.With each orgasm, the target produces a pint of semen
1575.Women are comfortable revealing intimate secrets to the target
1576.Women automatically perceive the target to have a tiny penis
1577.Women become multi-orgasmic while in the target's presence
1578.Women cannot lie to target about any sexual matter
1579.Women dimly recall having had disappointing sex with the target
1580.Women dimly recall having had spectacular sex with the target
1581.Women in the target's presence think their breasts are swelling
1582.Women suspect that the target is a compulsive voyeur
1583.Women suspect the target of licking them while they sleep
1584.Women think of the target as "one of the girls"
1585.Women who lie to the target seem naked to him forever after
1586.Women who pleasure the target orally can give prophecy
1587.Women who see the target naked become incontinent
1588.Women who see the target naked become sexually voracious
1589.Women who see the target naked become unusually submissive
1590.Women who see the target naked become violently ill
1591.Women who see the target naked remember nothing for 24 hours
1592.Women who see the target naked turn to stone for 1d6 hours
1593.Women who see the target using magic become mildly aroused
1594.Women who sleep near the target dream of fantastic sex with him
1595.Women who sleep with the target are satisfied beyond description
1596.Women who sleep with the target have nightmares about it
1597.Women who speak to the target tend to fondle their breasts
1598.Women who speak to the target tend to remove their clothes
1599.Women who speak to the target tend to use graphic sexual imagery
1600.Women who speak with the target can't help staring at his crotch

WILD SURGES AFFECTING THE SURROUNDING AREA

1601.A naked nymph is chased through the area by an amorous satyr
1602.A nearby spring is said to have sexually invigorating properties
1603.According to local law, all women must dress as harem slaves
1604.According to local law, men must address all women as "majesty"
1605.According to local law, men must wear restrictive leather garb
1606.According to local law, women may not wear clothes on weekdays
1607.Alcohol consumed in this area has a powerful aphrodisiac effect
1608.All bodily secretions nearby glow as if under a blacklight
1609.All clothing within 1 mile disintegrates over the next hour
1610.All clothing within 100 yards becomes clingy and revealing
1611.All clothing within 100 yards becomes transparent when wet
1612.All clothing within 100 yards transforms into bondage gear
1613.All clothing, armor, and blankets within 1 mile turn invisible
1614.All men nearby acquire the urge to talk and cuddle after sex
1615.All men nearby act prudish and reserved
1616.All men nearby adopt some nearby women as the ideal of beauty
1617.All men nearby are covered in embarrassing tattoos
1618.All men nearby are dressed like ballerinas
1619.All men nearby are dressed like male exotic dancers
1620.All men nearby are hung like hedgehogs
1621.All men nearby are hung like stallions
1622.All men nearby are impotent for 1d4 weeks
1623.All men nearby are now wearing steel chastity belts
1624.All men nearby are stripped naked
1625.All men nearby are suddenly wearing nothing but tiny speedos
1626.All men nearby are unable to tell lies while naked
1627.All men nearby are wearing stiletto heels
1628.All men nearby become aroused in the presence of vinegar
1629.All men nearby become furiously aroused under the full moon
1630.All men nearby become impotent under the full moon
1631.All men nearby become prepubescent when aroused
1632.All men nearby become women for 1d3 days
1633.All men nearby briefly question their own sexuality
1634.All men nearby feel as if they've just undergone a bikini wax
1635.All men nearby feel like they're being orally stimulated
1636.All men nearby feel like they've been bitten in a sensitive area
1637.All men nearby feel like they've been kicked in a sensitive area
1638.All men nearby feel strangely inadequate
1639.All men nearby grope themselves while speaking to royalty
1640.All men nearby must spend one hour per day naked
1641.All men nearby recall a tryst with the same woman
1642.All men nearby speak in dull grunts when aroused
1643.All men nearby suffer severe premenstrual tension
1644.All men nearby suffering crippling performance anxiety
1645.All men nearby think that somehow they're pregnant
1646.All men nearby think they're witty and charming while drunk
1647.All men's clothing within 1 mile becomes invisible to women
1648.All nearby must remove 1d4+2 articles of clothing
1649.All swords within 100 yards are rendered flaccid for 1d6 turns
1650.All undead within 1 mile desire to copulate with the living
1651.All within 1 mile believe that sexual intercourse causes death
1652.All within 1 mile forget "the birds and the bees"
1653.All within 100 yards appear to be of opposite sex for 1d4 days
1654.All within 100 yards are aware of each other's erogenous zones
1655.All within 100 yards are shorn of all body hair
1656.All within 100 yards become gender-neutral for 1d10 days
1657.All within 100 yards change sex for 24 hours
1658.All within 100 yards grow aroused in the presence of cooked meat
1659.All within 100 yards know what everyone else looks like naked
1660.All within 100 yards panic at the thought of nudity
1661.All within 100 yards suddenly have their genitals pierced
1662.All women nearby act wanton and lascivious
1663.All women nearby appear naked when back-lit by a campfire
1664.All women nearby are dressed in schoolgirl uniforms
1665.All women nearby are dressed like high-priced call girls
1666.All women nearby are stripped naked
1667.All women nearby are suddenly nude except for long, wet t-shirts
1668.All women nearby are wearing stiletto heels
1669.All women nearby become hotly aroused in the presence of magic
1670.All women nearby become irresistibly horny during the full moon
1671.All women nearby become men for 1d3 days
1672.All women nearby briefly question their own sexuality
1673.All women nearby can no longer wear undergarments
1674.All women nearby cannot sleep unless naked
1675.All women nearby develop a habit of disrobing while asleep
1676.All women nearby each suddenly have 2d10 intimate piercings
1677.All women nearby enjoy restrictive leather garments
1678.All women nearby experience labor pains for 4d4 minutes
1679.All women nearby feel as if they've just undergone a bikini wax
1680.All women nearby feel like they're being intimately tickled
1681.All women nearby go into heat like cats
1682.All women nearby have an orgasm from now until sunset
1683.All women nearby have an urge to compare tan lines
1684.All women nearby have an urge to touch one another's breasts
1685.All women nearby must disrobe if they are offered shiny beads
1686.All women nearby recall a tryst with the same man
1687.All women nearby recall being groped by the same man
1688.All women nearby recall each other's sexual history
1689.All women nearby regain their virginity
1690.All women nearby suddenly become far more beautiful
1691.All women nearby suffer delusions of sexual grandeur
1692.All women nearby suffer severe premenstrual tension
1693.All women nearby think that they are naked
1694.All women nearby think that they're pregnant
1695.All women nearby think they're avatars of the goddess of nudity
1696.All women's clothing within 1 mile becomes invisible to men
1697.Anyone in the area has an urge to strip when next rained upon
1698.Anyone nearby who is naked refuses ever to wear clothes again
1699.Anyone now naked nearby can't recall ever wearing clothes
1700.Anyone using magic nearby appears naked while magic is in effect
1701.Anyone who has an orgasm in this area is briefly clairvoyant
1702.Anyone who sleeps in this area has intensely sexual dreams
1703.Anyone who uses magic within the next 2d10 turns has an orgasm
1704.At noon each day, all clothing in this area becomes invisible
1705.Bestiality is not uncommon in this area
1706.Children conceived in this area will be born with no defects
1707.Clothing in this area becomes transparent by campfire light
1708.Clothing in this area combusts instantly when removed
1709.Everyone nearby bears scars from fetishistic body mutilations
1710.Everyone nearby is affected by "beer goggles"
1711.Everyone nearby is rumored to be part of a bizarre sex cult
1712.Everyone nearby is suddenly holding some kind of sexual device
1713.Everyone nearby is suspicious of the Emperor's new clothes
1714.Everyone nearby thinks they took part in an orgy last night
1715.Everyone nearby wants to be part of a bizarre sex cult
1716.Everyone who witnessed this casting has an orgasm
1717.Everyone who witnessed this casting is incredibly aroused
1718.Everyone who witnessed this casting loses all sexual inhibition
1719.Everyone who witnessed this casting lusts after someone nearby
1720.Everyone who witnessed this casting takes a vow of chastity
1721.Everyone who witnessed this casting takes a vow of debauchery
1722.Everyone who witnessed this casting wishes to be naked right now
1723.Local king declares a day of mandatory nudity
1724.Local nobles can demand tribute in the form of sexual favors
1725.Magic cannot be cast in the area unless the caster is naked
1726.Men and women in this kingdom must shave all hair below the neck
1727.Men are immune to fear while naked in this area
1728.Men are priapic and women are insatiable while in this area
1729.Men in this kingdom are forbidden to wear clothes
1730.Men in this kingdom become erect if ordered by a woman to do so
1731.Men in this kingdom must pay a huge tax unless they "measure up"
1732.Men nearby can't sleep unless they make a humiliating admission
1733.Men who enter this area are driven to fight like rutting stags
1734.Men who sleep face down in this area have unsettling dreams
1735.Moonlight has an aphrodisiac effect on women within 1 mile
1736.Nearest church or temple is revealed to be a den of iniquity
1737.Nearest mountain resembles a gigantic breast
1738.Nearest paladin changes his heraldic device to a rampant penis
1739.Nearest tavern becomes a high-class Gentlemen's Club
1740.Nearest town becomes infamous for its casinos and prostitution
1741.Nearest whorehouse is rumored to employ a number of nymphs
1742.No one can leave this area while wearing clothes
1743.No one can pass through this area while wearing clothes
1744.No one within 100 yards can discern if they are clothed or naked
1745.One nearby man becomes erect whenever he's in armor
1746.One nearby man begins reciting his darkest sexual fantasies
1747.One nearby man has an orgasm every time he's touched by a woman
1748.One nearby man thinks all nearby women belong to his harem
1749.One nearby man thinks he can cause orgasms with a touch
1750.One nearby woman begins reciting her darkest sexual fantasies
1751.One nearby woman has an orgasm every time a man says her name
1752.One nearby woman in the area becomes pregnant with her own clone
1753.One nearby woman loses all sexual inhibition and shyness
1754.Orgasmic moaning fills the air for 1d8 turns
1755.Promiscuity in this kingdom is punishable by incarceration
1756.Prostitutes in this kingdom are held in especially high regard
1757.Rain falls; while it lasts, all clothing rained on is invisible
1758.Raucous burlesque music fills the air for 1d10 turns
1759.Sexual favors are accepted in this kingdom in lieu of money
1760.Sheep appear in the area with a tale to tell about a local ruler
1761.Someone nearby disrobes and runs naked to the nearest town
1762.Someone nearby is arrested on suspicion of necrophilia
1763.Someone nearby is suspected of horrific sexual deviance
1764.Someone nearby recalls an alien abduction, complete with probing
1765.Stalactites in a nearby cave have a decidedly phallic appearance
1766.Statues in the nearest town adopt scandalously lewd poses
1767.The clouds overhead form into erotic shapes
1768.The most attractive person nearby recites his/her sexual history
1769.The most beautiful woman nearby is rumored to be a succubus
1770.The most handsome man nearby is rumored to be an incubus
1771.The most powerful local religion is rocked by a sex scandal
1772.The most socially inept person nearby gets "lucky" within 1 week
1773.The most well-endowed woman in the area is now more well-endowed
1774.The most well-endowed woman in the area is revered as a goddess
1775.The most well-endowed woman in the area is suddenly flat-chested
1776.The most well-hung man in the area is crowned the next king
1777.The most well-hung man in the area is hunted like a game animal
1778.The most well-hung man in the area wishes to become a eunuch
1779.The nearest town only admits virgins and checks to make sure
1780.The nearest town strip-searches all who wish to enter
1781.The Scroll of Superlative Sexual Skill is rumored to be nearby
1782.The sight of blood within 100 yards is a powerful aphrodisiac
1783.The smoke from fires lit in this area is a strong aphrodisiac
1784.The two most beautiful women nearby are bound together naked
1785.The two most handsome men nearby are bound together naked
1786.The wind blowing through this area sounds like sensual moaning
1787.This area is a make-out spot for amorous teenage hill giants
1788.This area is a popular gathering place for nude sunbathers
1789.This area is haunted by a particularly amorous ghost
1790.This area is rumored to restore women's virginity
1791.This area is the final resting place of the world's finest lover
1792.This area is the site of a yearly orgiastic fertility ritual
1793.This kingdom is oddly tolerant of bestiality
1794.Trees and shrubs within 1 mile grow in eerily suggestive shapes
1795.Wolf whistles and catcalls fill the air for 1d10 turns
1796.Women are immune to fire while naked in this area
1797.Women in this kingdom are forbidden to wear clothes
1798.Women in this kingdom are subject to strip-searching at any time
1799.Women in this kingdom regard men as chattel
1800.Women nearby lick their lips wantonly while speaking to royalty