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YOU KNOW
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Service being held at the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church
near Kingston, Jamaica. The church is a Christian sect. Its
sacrament is marijuana (“the weed of wisdom, angel’s
food, the tree of life”), which, when smoked, is a burning
“sacrifice” to Jesus. Credit: Daniel Laine, Cosmos Photo
Press Agency.
Brother Marcy of Middlesboro, Kentucky, and Sister Eunice
Ball of Newport, Tennessee, handling a poisonous snake,
which they believe the Bible promotes as a demonstration
of faith. For more photos of snakehandlers, turn to page
173. Credit: Robert W. Pelton.
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EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW
ABOUT GOD
IS WRONG
Edited by Russ Kick
disinformation®
CONTENTS
10 INTRODUCTION
13 IN THE BEGINNING
24 The US Is a Free Country, Not a Christian Nation Michael E. Buckner and Edward M. Buckner
34 Posting the Ten Commandments Peter Eckstein
39 Philadelphia Grand Jury Report on Abusive Priests and the Cardinals Who Enabled Them
70 God Has Left the Building: The Self-Imposed Death of Institutional Judaism Douglas Rushkoff
75 Reformation Hymns: Islam, Iran, and Blogs Nasrin Alavi
87 BIBLE TALES
140 With the Sword: Attending a Muslim Students’ Conference Tasha Fox
145 Broward County, Florida Jeff Sharlet and Peter Manseau
149 My Weekend With Osho Sam Jordison
161 Jungle Drums of the Evil I Earl Kemp
166 Sacred Spots: Corpses, Thorns, BMW Coffins, a Hymen-Restoring Spring,
and Other Religious Relics and Places Kristan Lawson
173 Taking Up Serpents: A Photo Gallery of Snake-Handlers Robert W. Pelton
192 “Irish Gulags for Women”: The Catholic Church’s Magdalene Asylums Sam Jordison
200 “End of the World Prophet Found in Error, Not Insane”:
A Failed Prophet’s Survival Handbook John Gorenfeld
207 Faith and Curses Thérèse Taylor
216 Voluptuous Ecstasy on the Temple: Erotic Aspects of Hindu Sculpture Lawrence E. Gichner
227 Wanting the Topmost Peach: The Erotic Poetry of the Sixth Dalai Lama Coleman Barks
231 “Fondling the Fellows in Folly”: In Which God Wonders, Why Be Gay When Straight Sex
Is So Great? Jack Murnighan
233 The Private Parts on the Pope’s Altar Kristan Lawson
INTRODUCTION
SO WHAT WILL YOU FIND when I assemble and ple make of themselves while trying to take the
Disinformation publishes one of our patented Bible literally (except when they don’t want to).
huge anthologies, with the theme being religion? And what would a look at “the good book” be
The proceedings open with a trinity of articles— without an illustrated story from it? You know, the
from Richard Dawkins, James A. Haught, and kind you find in dentists’ offices. Except that they
Douglas Rushkoff—looking at the general prob- never contain the gang rape, murder, and dis-
lems inherent in religious belief. From this founda- memberment of the Book of Judges chapter 19,
tion, we jump right into several of the ways in presented by none other than Neil Gaiman and
which religion is presently grating its nails down Steve Gibson.
society’s chalkboard—from posting an old list of The next section, bearing the pulpesque title “I
rules for late-Bronze-Age Israelites in public places Was There!,” presents spine-tingling, nail-biting
to the decades-long cover-up of priests who rape accounts of a jihad-oriented Muslim students’
children. The Buckners, a father-son team, demon- conference, a blood-thirsty Christian church, a
strate that the US simply was not founded on new religious movement’s weekend retreat, and a
Christianity, and Douglas Rushkoff gives first-hand Macumba ceremony, complete with animal sacri-
accounts of institutionalized Judaism’s attempts to fice. Two photo essays present startling images of
smother itself. Nasrin Alavi sounds a note of some religious relics, places, and rituals.
hope regarding a possible Islamic Reformation After that, Dianna Narciso, Greta Christina, and
beginning in Iran. Paul Krassner discuss their nonbelief in a
Next up, four steely-eyed looks at the Bible. supreme being, which segues nicely into the fol-
Ruth Hurmence Green’s long article irreparably lowing section, which looks at a few things that
destroys the lovely image of Jesus by doing the people have done in the name of God and
most straightforward thing imaginable: reading prophecy, from cursing enemies to enslaving
the New Testament, particularly the Gospels, and attractive women.
relaying what they say. And if you’ve wondered Because I’m constitutionally incapable of edit-
who actually wrote the Gospels traditionally ing an anthology that doesn’t deal to some
accorded to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, Gary degree with sex, prepare yourself for four articles
Greenberg’s article will be, shall we say, a revela- on “The Most Popular Sin.” The first two give us
tion. Bobbie Kirkhart examines the pretzels peo- Eastern approaches, with a literal look at the
The beliefs (or lack thereof) of any contributor cannot be assumed simply because he or she appears
in this anthology. If a contributor reveals his or her beliefs in the course of an article, that's obviously
a different matter, but simply appearing here is not an indication of affiliation.
Similarly, bear in mind that no contributor necessarily agrees with the other contributors. In fact, I'm
sure some would get into arguments if invited to the same dinner party. So, inclusion is not an indication
of collusion.
WHO WOULD JESUS TORTURE? category is led by people without religion; 41% of
them completely reject such barbarism. In compar-
If you follow a religion whose messiah and savior—the ison, only 31% of all white Protestants answered
supposed Son of God—was tortured to death, you log- the same way, as did 26% of Catholics. Put togeth-
ically might have zero tolerance for such brutality. But er, 32% of the public said torture is never justified.
the odds are you don’t, if you’re a Christian in the US. To frame it another way, in the US, three out of
In October 2005, the prestigious Pew Research four of Catholics, two out of three Protestants, and
Center polled just over 2,000 adults across the over half of the religion-free think torture is accept-
country, asking them: “Do you think the use of tor- able in at least some circumstances.
ture against suspected terrorists in order to gain While relaying these grim statistics, the National
important information can often be justified, some- Catholic Reporter noted: “Carroll Doherty, associate
times be justified, rarely be justified, or never be director of the Pew center, said these results mirror
justified?” They also asked for the respondents’ those of similar surveys.”
religious affiliation (if any).
What percentages said that torture was “often” Source: Carney, Tom “Americans, Especially Catholics, Approve of
justified? Torture.” National Catholic Reporter, 24 March 2006.
That’s right: The most enthusiastic support for tor- MARY’S CONFUSED OB-GYN
ture comes from Catholics. Protestants of various
stripes come next, followed by those who say that One of the crucial tenets of Christianity, in all its
they have no religion. myriad forms, is that Jesus was born of a virgin, a
Then we have the other end of the spectrum, teenage peasant girl named Mary who was impreg-
those who say that torture is “never” justified. This nated by God. It’s only natural, given the extraordi-
nary nature of this widespread belief, that over the woman’s womb, where it mingles with the man’s
millennia, some people have pondered exactly jism. Aquinas wrote: “This, however, did not take
how God got Mary pregnant. place in Christ’s conception: because this blood
The Bible is vague. Only the Gospel of Luke was brought together in the Virgin’s womb and
(1:26-38) has much to say. The angel Gabriel fashioned into a child by the operation of the Holy
appears to Mary, telling her: “And, behold, thou Ghost. Therefore is Christ’s body said to be ‘formed
shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, of the most chaste and purest blood of the Virgin.’”
and shalt call his name JESUS.” When Mary asks Among the earliest attempts at an explanation
how this can happen, given her untouched state, were those from Origen, one of the most important
Gabe replies: “The Holy Ghost shall come upon theologians. At one point, he invoked spontaneous
thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshad- generation, the mistaken notion that life can
ow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall spring from nonliving matter. Marina Warner writes
be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.” that he took “the strange position of likening the
You might suspect that it was non-Christians who birth of his God to the generation of snakes from
heretically pressed for answers about this seem- corpses, bees from oxen, wasps from horses, bee-
ingly impossible event, and that’s partly what hap- tles from donkeys, or worms from almost anything,
pened, but a surprising number of theologians, as described by Pythagoras at the end of Ovid’s
church fathers, and saints have addressed the Metamorphoses.”
question. And, with the apparent lack of an Yet, without remarking on the apparent contra-
answer, folk beliefs have sprung up to fill the gap. diction, Origen offered another, more long-lasting
In his Homily on Matthew, St. John Chrysostom explanation: Mary conceived during the act of the
wondered: angel Gabriel telling her that she was to give birth
to the Son of God. To be technical, this is not a true
Neither the angel Gabriel nor the evangelist explanation, since it doesn’t address the actual
Matthew can say anything except that the birth of mechanism by which Mary’s ovum was fertilized,
Christ was the work of the Holy Spirit, but neither of but it did lead to a more explicit rendering: God’s
the two explains how the Spirit did this, since such semen entered Mary through her ear. This has
a mystery is totally beyond words. Do not believe become by far the most popular explanation for
that you have understood the mystery, just because the virginal conception (technically known as the
you hear the words “of the Holy Spirit.” For even Incarnation). Warner quotes a hymn written in the
after we have learned this, there remain many sixth century and still being sung:
things we do not know about.
The centuries marvel that the angel bore the seed
He warned the faithful to just shut up and accept [in the original Latin: semina, literally semen], the
it: “[H]ow this happened we do not see. So do not virgin conceived through her ear, and, believing in
pry into the mystery, but humbly accept what God her heart, became fruitful.
has revealed, and do not be curious about what
God keeps hidden.” Another biggie of the early Church—Tertullian—
In his towering Summa Theologica, St. Thomas referenced God’s semen but without saying how it
Aquinas gave a little detail about what happened arrived where it was needed: “He who had the
in Mary’s uterus. He believed that conception nor- seed of God did not need the seed of man.”
mally took place because sexual intercourse draws St. Augustine, after noting that Mary didn’t
a pure kind of blood (i.e., non-menstrual) to the engage in “the instinct of fleshly concupiscence,”
Another work along these lines is Joannis An earlier work partly in this vein is the eight-vol-
Caspari Saettler’s In sextum Decalogi praeceptum ume Theologia moralis et dogmatica by Petrus
in conjugum obligationes et quaedam matrimoni- Dens (1690–1775). In this passage, Dens declares
um spectatntia praelectiones (1840). Here are a that it is a mortal sin for a husband to stick his
few highlights from the table of contents: penis into his wife’s booty or mouth, even if he
moves to her vagina (i.e., “the proper receptacle”)
How Confessors are to deal with a penitent, and before ejaculating:
Parish Priests with a female parishioner, in a case
of incest. And so a limit [to sexual activity] should be observed,
What a holy place is; what kind of ejaculation of or, if you will, the proper location in the body, and this
seed pollutes such a place, or does not do so, even principle is overturned in a two-fold manner, when
though it is sacrilegious. the proper receptacle is not used, but intercourse
Whether, and in what circumstances, it is permit- takes place in the rear receptacle, or any other
ted to break off intercourse. unnatural receptacle: this is always a mortal sin as it
Whether it is permitted to ejaculate semen that concerns a lesser, or imperfect, form of sodomy, and
has collected [in the body]. this principle must be upheld against some who
When an impure orgasm [that is, one not produced would relax it, whether intercourse is completed
by normal intercourse] is to be considered voluntary there, or whether it is only begun there, to be com-
in its origin, and when and how it is culpable. pleted in the natural receptacle.
Whether impure nocturnal orgasms are sins, and
what sort of sins they constitute. Dens’ contemporary, Alfonso Maria di Liguori
Whether they should be an impediment to the (a/k/a St. Alphonsus), also addresses this
reception of communion. pressing issue in his two-volume Theologia
Whether and when one should enquire about moralis, agreeing with Dens. But the Italian takes
bestiality. it a step further, looking at whether it’s okay for a
The great Swedish naturalist and physician Carolus Lest you think that eternal torment for sinners is
Linnaeus (1707–1778) is best-remembered for two something that you—a member of the heaven-
this crime, we cannot leave it unpunished without guish conflagrations, until this was forbidden by the
covering our religion with shame and drawing Council of Seligenstadt. The signatures to Church
God’s wrath upon us.” Councils, for the sake of greater solemnity, were
People executed by hanging were often denied sometimes made with a pen ‘dipped in the very
the Host—and, thus, absolution—at the gallows. The blood of our Savior,’ i.e. the consecrated Mass-wine.”
fear was that if the wafer were still in the con- Then we have this bizarre religious legend from
demned’s mouth, then Jesus would be hanged, too. Germany. Satan wanted to shake up the
Some people stole Hosts in order to work magic Archbishop of Cologne, so while the cleric was say-
with them. Drawing on the writings of Caesarius of ing Mass, Beelzebub caused a fly to land on the
Heisterbach, Professor G.G. Coulton relates: Host, break off a crumb, and buzz away with it.
Without batting an eye, the Archbishop prayed to
A woman stole a Host and put it in her hive to stay God for help—voila, the fly landed back on the
a mortality among her bees; “these little insects Host, dropped the crumb, and promptly keeled
[vermiculi], recognizing their Creator, built from over. After Mass, the insect’s body was burned.
their sweetest of honeycombs a tiny chapel of won- What of the Consecrated Hosts that weren’t
drous cunning for this sweetest of guests; wherein, eaten by churchgoers or flies? Clerics of all levels
erecting an altar of the same material, they laid the noticed—to their utter horror and dismay—that left-
Most Holy Body thereon.” over Hosts eventually rotted. How could Christ’s
Another sprinkled it on her cabbages as a remedy incorruptible body putrefy? St. Aquinas came to the
against caterpillars; an unchaste priest, unable to rescue in his Summa Theologica, penning one of
seduce a woman, took the Host in his mouth to her, the most tortured, foggy, and incomprehensible
“hoping, if he might thus kiss her, to incline her will to explanations of anything ever committed to paper.
his desires by the virtue of that Sacrament”; Jacques It’s impossible to explain, or even to understand,
de Vitry tells of a woman who similarly stole it for a the finer points, but the gist is that Aquinas wants
philter [i.e., a love potion]. Sprenger, in his Malleus to have his Host and eat it too: Even though the
Maleficarum, tells a like tale of “the detestable habit bread/wafer has literally become Jesus—nay,
of women” in this matter, and utters a general warning: because it has become Jesus—somehow every-
thing that can happen to normal bread can still hap-
For this reason, all rectors and priests who give pen to it. Even though it’s no longer bread. Got it?
Communion unto the people are always
enjoined to exercise the utmost diligence to Sources:
see that the women communicate with mouths • Coulton, G.G. Five Centuries of Religion, Volume 1: St Bernard, His
wide open, with tongues well stretched out, Predecessors and Successors, 1000–1200 A.D. Cambridge
and with veils far removed from their faces. University Press, 1923.
The more diligence is used here, the more • Aquinas, St. Thomas. Summa Theologica. Second and Revised
witches are thus discovered. Edition, 1920. Translated by Fathers of the English Dominican
Province. [www.newadvent.org/summa/].
But witches, sorcerers, and other Inquisition-bait
weren’t the only ones using the Host for off-label THE MOVIE THAT TRIGGERED A MAJOR
uses. Coulton writes: “The Host was used as a cata- TERRORIST INCIDENT IN THE US
plasm for the eyes, with St. Augustine’s approval; St.
Bernard applied it to the head of a demoniac; it was When the history of Islamic censorship in non-
buried with the holy dead; it was brought out to extin- Muslim countries is written, a chapter must be
always, that he might preserve us alive, as it is at this Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trem-
day. (Deuteronomy 6:24) bling. Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish
Therefore thou shalt keep the commandments of from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little.
the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to fear (Psalm 2:11–12)
him. (Deuteronomy 8:6) The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou
Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God; him shalt thou hatest all workers of iniquity. Thou shalt destroy
serve, and to him shalt thou cleave, and swear by his them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the
name. (Deuteronomy 10:20) bloody and deceitful man. But as for me, I will
Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear come into thy house in the multitude of thy mercy:
him, and keep his commandments, and obey his and in thy fear will I worship toward thy holy tem-
voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him. ple. (Psalm 5:5–7)
(Deuteronomy 13:4) The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever:
And it shall be with him, and he shall read therein (Psalm 19:9)
all the days of his life: that he may learn to fear the Ye that fear the LORD, praise him; all ye the seed
LORD his God, to keep all the words of this law and of Jacob, glorify him; and fear him, all ye the seed
these statutes, to do them: (Deuteronomy 17:19) of Israel. (Psalm 22:23)
That all the people of the earth might know the What man is he that feareth the LORD? him shall
hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear he teach in the way that he shall choose. His soul
the LORD your God for ever. (Joshua 4:24) shall dwell at ease; and his seed shall inherit the
Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sin- earth. The secret of the LORD is with them that fear
cerity and in truth: (Joshua 24:14) him; and he will shew them his covenant. (Psalm
Only fear the LORD, and serve him in truth with all 25:12–14)
your heart: for consider how great things he hath Oh how great is thy goodness, which thou hast
done for you. (1 Samuel 12:24) laid up for them that fear thee; which thou hast
The God of Israel said, the Rock of Israel spake to wrought for them that trust in thee before the sons
me, He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in of men! (Psalm 31:19)
the fear of God. (2 Samuel 23:3) Let all the earth fear the LORD: let all the inhabi-
And so it was at the beginning of their dwelling tants of the world stand in awe of him. (Psalm 33:8)
there [in Samaria], that they feared not the LORD: Behold, the eye of the LORD is upon them that fear
therefore the LORD sent lions among them, which him, upon them that hope in his mercy; (Psalm 33:18)
slew some of them. (2 Kings 17:25) The angel of the LORD encampeth round about
Then one of the priests whom they had carried away them that fear him, and delivereth them. (Psalm 34:7)
from Samaria came and dwelt in Bethel, and taught O fear the LORD, ye his saints: for there is no
them how they should fear the LORD. (2 Kings 17:28) want to them that fear him. (Psalm 34:9)
For great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised: Come, ye children, hearken unto me: I will teach
he also is to be feared above all gods. (I Chro- you the fear of the LORD. (Psalm 34:11)
nicles 16:25) And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even
O LORD, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be atten- praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear,
tive to the prayer of thy servant, and to the prayer of thy and shall trust in the LORD. (Psalm 40:3)
servants, who desire to fear thy name: (Nehemiah 1:11) Thou hast given a banner to them that fear thee,
There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name that it may be displayed because of the truth.
was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and (Psalm 60:4)
one that feared God, and eschewed evil. (Job 1:1) For thou, O God, hast heard my vows: thou hast
GOOD BOOKS
CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE POLE and no wonder. It wasn’t meant for the general
public. Published by Oxford University Press only as
Sexuality in the Confessional: A Sacrament Profaned by a $75 hardcover (for 208 pages of text), you won’t
Stephen Haliczer (New York & Oxford: Oxford University find it in your local bookstore, and it’s not even like-
Press, 1996) ly to make an appearance at public libraries. It’s
aimed squarely at university libraries, where schol-
One of the most common themes of pornography ars and grad students are the most likely to read
in the 1700s and 1800s featured male Catholic about these proceedings of the Inquisition.
clergy getting it on with parishioners and nuns,
sometimes in church, even in the confessional
itself. To this day, this is looked upon as a blas- You see, the Inquisition wasn’t concerned solely with
phemous outrage, anti-Catholicism at its most witches, Jews, and other heretics; it also went after
scurrilous. But the cold truth is that sexual acts priests who acted inappropriately with the people
between confessors and their penitents—some- who came to them for the cleansing of their sins.
times during the sacrament of confession—were
far from uncommon. The Catholic Church’s own
records prove this. You see, the Inquisition wasn’t concerned solely
Despite the existence of this proof, scholars with witches, Jews, and other heretics; it also went
have studiously ignored or underplayed it. Henry after priests who acted inappropriately with the
Charles Lea’s monumental A History of the people who came to them for the cleansing of their
Spanish Inquisition—four volumes long—has one sins. Since confession is one of the bedrocks of
brief chapter on the topic, and that was published the Church, the leaders rightly assumed that
over 100 years ago. That’s pretty much the best priests propositioning, groping, and even screwing
coverage the topic had received. That is, until their penitents would cause a loss of moral author-
Stephen Haliczer—a Distinguished Research ity in the eyes of the people. The situation was
Professor at Northern Illinois University and one of sometimes so bad that husbands forbade their
the world’s leading Inquisition experts—broke the wives from going to confession in order to avoid
silence. His book on the subject, Sexuality in the lecherous men of the cloth.
Confessional, has escaped mainstream notice, To examine this practically unstudied phenome-
has almost certainly never gone away, although he which Jesus has an erection. The bulk of these
cites only a single case in Spain, from 1959. present the Christ child fully nude, though a few
He notes: “If anything, by focusing attention on show the little tyke pitching a tent while wearing
the confessional as a venue for sexual activity, the a loincloth. (Of the paintings showing adult Jesus
Inquisition may have eroticized confession.” with wood, he is always wearing a loincloth.)
In its frank depictions of Jesus’ schlong, the
HOLY PETER Renaissance was unique. Both before and after
this period, artists and the public were—with scat-
The Sexuality of Christ in Renaissance Art and tered exceptions—too squeamish to tolerate Jesus
in Modern Oblivion (second ed.) by Leo Steinberg in his entirety. Thus, the book also includes many
(Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1995) examples of the way in which artists avoided
Jesus’ unit, such as using a dangling cross to block
An image of Jesus with his penis exposed—per- the view of an otherwise naked baby Jesus. In a
haps even sporting an erection—is enough to get Byzantine illumination from the fourteenth centu-
the Christian right, and some other people, stomp- ry, we see adult Jesus being baptized while naked
ing mad, howling against the sick postmodern as the day he was born. His entire body is fully vis-
artists who want to defile and destroy Christianity. ible from the front; his groin completely lacks geni-
But such shocking images aren’t the brainchildren tals. He looks like a Ken doll.
of twenty-first-century blasphemers. Such images After the Renaissance, prudish custodians
appeared in the Renaissance and were meant to defaced the nude-Jesus artwork of the
be respectful, not sacrilegious. The definitive work Renaissance, painting in loincloths where none had
on the subject—the one that first gathered togeth- existed, or draping them over crucifixes.
er this art and showed a slack-jawed world—is The Unfortunately, this Puritanism still lingers—even
Sexuality of Christ in Renaissance Art and in into the late twentieth century, art critics and histo-
Modern Oblivion (1983) by Leo Steinberg, the rians simply refused to mention what was right
Benjamin Franklin Professor Emeritus of the before them: Jesus’ penis. When they did, they
History of Art at the University of Pennsylvania. offered silly rationales. One claimed that Jesus’
After discovering many more examples, and need- hard-on on the cross was actually a strong wind bil-
ing to respond to his critics, Steinberg brought out lowing his loincloth, although there is no other sign
a greatly expanded second edition in 1995. This is of wind in that painting—no one’s hair is tousled,
the edition I’m reviewing. and robes and tunics remain unruffled. The most
Over the course of 300 images, Steinberg pres- common excuse is that the appearance of tumes-
ents a surfeit of Renaissance works of art show- cence on the adult Jesus is simply an artistic acci-
ing Jesus’ penis, during infancy, or with him on dent, an unfortunate illusion caused by the folds of
the cross, dead on a slab (the Stone of Unction), his loincloth. Besides the fact that one look at the
being held by Mary (Pieta), and after the paintings themselves will expose this theory as hog-
Resurrection. We see paintings, drawings, illumi- wash, this is immensely insulting to the painters
nations, etchings, and statues from the middle themselves. We’re supposed to believe that these
1300s to the late 1500s by artists hailing from Renaissance Masters—who planned and perfectly
Germany, France, the Netherlands, and else- executed even the tiniest details in their works—
where across Western and Northern Europe. In were so sloppy and haphazard when it came to this
some, Jesus is in a diaphanous cloth that either part of their paintings that they accidentally made
shows or clearly outlines his genitals. In many it look as though Jesus has an erection? Please.
others, he is completely nude, his razzle dazzle What made the artists of the Renaissance differ-
plain to see. Most amazing are the artworks in ent from those of other periods was their choice to
A LOAD OF MALAKOI
Church in America”) has sadly allowed it to slide to secure protections and to bear a son for her for-
out of print. mer husband. It was her own fault that she lived in
The book is based on in-depth interviews with poverty because she had left her homeland. David
nineteen women who were sexually abused as wasn’t punished because he was spying on
girls by male relatives. All had religious mothers, Bathsheba, but because she belonged to someone
and all but three had religious fathers. Of the else. It wasn’t about her, but her husband. No one
women raised Catholic, all went to Catholic asked about her feelings. I thought that story legit-
school from kindergarten through high school, imated what my Grandpa [a Bible-quoting Free
and all but one went to church everyday. All the Evangelist] did with me. And that beautiful young
Protestant families went to services each girl who was made to crawl into bed with old King
Sunday, and most had fathers who were heavily David when he was dying? Nobody asked her what
involved in the church. she wanted, either.”
The authors—a theologian and an historian, the Joan: “I come from a very strict Catholic family.
latter having been sexually abused by her maternal My father had been in a monastery. He’d been a
grandfather—state that their purpose isn’t to deter- monk and he was terribly dogmatic....
mine whether abuse occurs more often in religious “One month after my first period, my father
homes but rather “to formulate questions directed took possession of me, raped my body, my emo-
at Christian churches, so that their teachings may tions, and spirit. At thirteen, he made me his
offer a liberating perspective to women and chil- mother and his wife, and I didn’t even realize
dren as well as men.” what was happening...
Quote: “This study shows that religion can be a “He told me so many times that he’d kill me if I
factor that is conducive to incest and compounds didn’t cooperate. Because of all his threats, his
trauma.” blackmail and violence—he even put a knife to my
Quote: “With the exception of one, all of the throat and threatened to kill me—I kept my resist-
women interviewed have turned their backs on the ance inside.
church. The majority of the offenders, however, are “A certain image of women was fostered by the
still involved in the church. Half of them still occu- church, which enabled men to treat their women
py an official church position.” that way. Adultery was forbidden when they had
Quote: “We searched for answers to two ques- sexual needs. The only thing left open to a man
tions: 1. How can the sexual abuse of girls occur in was his daughter.
Christian families? And 2. What is the impact of “My father often said the commandment: Honor
the religious upbringing in the family, in school and thy father and thy mother, and: Thou shalt love thy
in the church of these sexually abused girls?” neighbor as thyself. In the Roman Catholic Church,
Quote: “From this study of women who have sur- they say that all the time: ‘Love thy neighbor.’ That
vived incest, we can conclude that, through their still makes me so furious I could almost explode. I
religious upbringing, they were made easy prey to was completely abandoned to his will because I
sexual abuse in the (extended) family. Moreover, obeyed those commandments. That Catholic
their religious upbringing caused them problems in morality, they always know what is good for you.
working through their experiences.” Who I am, what I feel, was ruthlessly, systematical-
Ellen: “In sermons, the obedience of women was ly crushed out. My father was the only one who
illustrated by the story of Ruth, who gave her body knew what was good for me.”
I compare Jesus’ calling of fishermen to follow him teenth century, and this is only in terms of the Barbary
with Athena’s summoning a crew; the calming of Coast—without taking into account Muslim slaving
the sea transforms the tale of Aelous’s bag of activities in the Levant and eastern Europe, nor the
winds; the exorcism of the Gerasene demoniac bor- counter-enslavement that some Christian states were
rows from the stories of Circe and Polyphemus; the practicing at the same time on their Islamic foes.... It
beheading of John the Baptist resembles the mur- was at just about the time when Mediterranean slav-
der of Agamemnon; the multiplication of loaves and ing began to falter—around the mid-1600s—that the
fish for five thousand men and again for four thou- trans-Atlantic trade really took off...
sand men and women reflects the twin feasts in
Odyssey 3 and 4, the first of which feeds four thou- Another difference between the two slave trades
sand five hundred men at the edge of the sea. was motivation. Bringing native Africans to the New
Jesus walks on water like Hermes and Athena.... World was simply a matter of economics, of money-
The cleansing of the Temple imitates Odysseus’s making, while the Muslim trade in white Europeans
slaying of the suitors, and the agony at primarily was another part of the ongoing war
Gethsemane echoes Odysseus’s agony during his between Islam and Christianity. There was “an ele-
last night with Circe before going off to Hades. ment of revenge, almost of jihad ” in the proceedings,
especially after Ferdinand and Isabella ran the
ISLAM AND SLAVERY Muslim occupiers out of southern Spain in 1492.
These Corsair pirates were of course most threat-
Christians Slaves, Muslim Masters: White Slavery in ening to ships from and shorelines of the European
the Mediterranean, the Barbary Coast, and Italy, countries across the Mediterranean Sea from
1500–1800 by Robert C. Davis (New York: Palgrave Northern Africa—Portugal, Spain, France, and Italy—
Macmillan, 2003) but they had the balls to occasionally sail all the way
Servants of Allah: African Muslims Enslaved in to the British Isles and even into the Thames estuary,
the Americas by Sylviane A. Diouf (New York where they seized slaves from ships and towns.
University Press, 1998) As for how many slaves were enmeshed in the
Barbary Coast trade, Davis makes a valiant effort to
In Christian Slaves, Muslim Masters, Ohio State his- bundle the diffuse, narrow accountings into an over-
tory professor Robert C. Davis looks at the other all statistic. Plowing through primary and secondary
slave trade—the one in which Islamic pirates seized sources in several languages, he takes note of many
Christian Europeans, who then became slaves. pieces: In one ten-month period, pirates based in
While the trans-Atlantic slave trade of black Africans Tunis nabbed 1,772 captives from 28 ships; over the
to the New World is more well-known by several course of seven years, Algerian brigands rustled 986
orders of magnitude, both slaves trades “arose and citizens of France from 80 ships; in just one year
flourished—if such a term can be used—at almost (1544), the Algerians enslaved 7,000 Italians during
exactly the same time...” In fact, Islam’s slave trade raids on the Bay of Naples; during 77 years in the
was the bigger and stronger of the two for the first 1600s, Spanish Trinitarians ransomed 15,573 white
century and a half of their existences. slaves held on the Barbary Coast. After assembling
the pieces, and conjecturing about attrition, plague
...Mediterranean slaving out-produced the trans- deaths, reproduction, and other factors, Davis sur-
Atlantic trade during the sixteenth and into the seven- mises: “The result, then, is that between 1530 and
Goddess-driven matriarchy, including bears, lions, their relationships, and who are closely allied with
bulls, horses, goats, pigs, birds, snakes, turtles, the body, nature, and sex—usually for unavoidable
bees, eyes, hands, phalli, women, trees, the moon, reasons of their biological makeup.”
the sun, stones, shells, spirals, crosses, parallel Quote: “The enemies of feminism have long
lines, Xs, Vs, ovals, circles, triangles, and dots. posed issues of patriarchy and sexism in pseudo-
What isn’t included? Similarly, almost every old scientific and historical terms. It is not in feminist
statue or carving that supposedly depicts the interests to join them at this game, especially
female form is said to represent the Goddess, the when it is so (relatively) easy to undermine the
Divine Feminine, while the ones that seem to depict ground rules.... Discovering—or more the point,
the male form just show some dude. inventing—prehistoric ages in which women and
People who have attacked this book often claim men lived in harmony and equality is a burden that
that Eller denies any Goddess-worship was occur- feminists need not, and should not bear. Clinging
ring in the time before written records, when in fact, to shopworn notions of gender and promoting a
she does admit that there’s good evidence that demonstrably fictional past can only hurt us over
some societies in some places did worship a god- the long run as we work to create a future that
dess. Or is it goddesses, plural? After all, we know helps all women, children, and men flourish.”
that Hindus have a whole army of goddesses, as did Quote: Feminist matriarchalists “speak as
the ancient Greeks and Romans. As well as male though there were no relevant differences between
gods by the dozen. Maybe the prehistoric cultures the essential focus of religion in Siberia in 27,000
were venerating a bunch of gods and goddesses. B.C.E. and Crete in 1500 B.C.E. They usually treat
“And whatever religions prehistoric peoples prac- all of prehistoric Europe and the Near East as if it
ticed, we can be fairly sure that goddess worship did were a single cultural complex, viewing cultural
not automatically yield cultures of peace and plenty variations as an epiphany of the multiplicity of the
led by the goddess’s priestesses. This pattern has goddess rather than as evidence of distinctive reli-
been found nowhere.” Regardless, the areas and gious beliefs or systems of social organization.”
time periods that seem to have included goddesses Quote: “Even the simplest signs can shout ‘god-
are much too small to encompass all of human his- dess.’ Gimbutas, for example, relishes the fact that
tory to 3000 B.C.E. the stamp seals of Old Europe are ‘almost
Eller concludes that “matriarchal myth fails com- all...engraved with either straight lines, wavy lines
pletely on historical grounds. Evidence from prehis- or zigzags,’ which she interprets as water and rain
toric times is comparatively sparse, and hard to symbolism attributable to goddess religion.
interpret conclusively. However, even taking these Reaching even farther, Rachel Pollack claims that
difficulties into account, what evidence we do have ‘the oldest carefully marked object,’ an ox rib found
does not support the thesis that prehistory was in France dating to 200,000 to 300,000 B.C.E.,
matriarchal and goddess-worshipping, or even that about six inches long and incised with ‘a pair of
it was sexually egalitarian.” curved parallel lines’ (visible under a microscope),
Quote: “There is a theory of sex and gender is ‘precisely that image’ that appears repeatedly in
embedded in the myth of matriarchal prehistory, ‘later Goddess art.’
and it is neither original nor revolutionary. Women “But if straight lines and wavy lines are both sym-
are defined quite narrowly as those who give birth bols of the goddess, is it possible to draw a line
and nurture, who identify themselves in terms of another way, or to use it to mean something else?”
Quote: “Feminist matriarchalists have enthusias- Upward deserves some claim to fame, though, for
tically embraced the interpretive scheme that sees his book The New Word: An Open Letter Addressed
the walls of Paleolithic caves plastered with disem- to the Swedish Academy in Stockholm on the
bodied vulvas.... Yet as some observers note, there Meaning of the Word IDEALIST. It was first pub-
is an undoubted resemblance between the vulvas lished, perhaps self-published, in Geneva in 1908,
in Paleolithic cave art (that feminist matriarchalists and the well-known New York publisher Mitchell
celebrate as the sign of the goddess) and those Kennerly brought out the US edition two years later.
that ‘would be right at home in any contemporary With pompous, artificially elaborate prose, Upward
men’s room.’” attempts to figure out what Alfred Nobel was getting
Quote: “Similarly, Buffie Johnson discusses an at when he set up the Nobel Prize for Literature,
‘amulet of the buttocks silhouette’ recovered from which is to be awarded for “the most remarkable
Paleolithic Germany. Though this 1-3/4 inch sculp- work of idealistic tendency.” For over 300 pages,
ture has no head and no arms, Johnson asserts Upward tries to suss the meaning of idealistic and
that wherever ‘an arc and a straight line’ combine “the task of idealism.” In theory this could be an
to form a ‘P shape,’ one is viewing the ‘exaggerated interesting endeavor, but the book is an absolute
egg-shaped buttocks’ of the goddess.” yawn-fest, even though Pound gave it a great review.
Quote: “Ethnographic analogies to contemporary But the book’s mark in history has nothing to do
groups with lifeways similar to those of prehistoric with the word idealistic and everything to do with
times (hunting and gathering or horticulture, prac- the actual “new word” it contains: scientology. As
ticed in small groups) show little sex egalitarianism Jon Atack originally pointed out in his classic
and no matriarchy. Indeed, these societies always exposé, A Piece of Blue Sky, it was Upward, not L.
discriminate in some way between women and Ron Hubbard, who really coined the word. Upward
men, usually to women’s detriment.” used it as a dismissive word having essentially the
Quote: “There is also nothing in the archaeologi- same meaning as pseudoscience. Maybe Upward
cal record at odds with an image of prehistoric life was more prescient than he gets credit for being.
an nasty, brutish, short, and male-dominated.” At one point, Hubbard said that he first used sci-
entology in his alleged 1938 book Excalibur, which
THE COINING OF “SCIENTOLOGY” BY has never been published. (Hubbard claimed that
L. RO ALLEN UPWARD Russian agents stole the original manuscript; he
had a carbon copy of it, but nevertheless wouldn’t
The New Word: An Open Letter Addressed to the allow it to be published because the knowledge it
Swedish Academy in Stockholm on the Meaning of contained was too dangerous. You see, several of
the Word IDEALIST by Allen Upward (New York: the chosen few who read the manuscript went
Mitchell Kennerly, 1910) insane.) Later on, in 1962, Hubbard told an audi-
ence that he and his third wife, whom he met in
History has forgotten Allen Upward, described by 1951, came up with scientology: “And there was
The Dictionary of Literary Biography as a “poet, the founding of that word.” (But then, in the very
playwright, novelist, lawyer, teacher, journalist, next sentence, he says that he had been using it
adventurer, anthropologist, philologist, philosopher. “to some degree before.”) Depending on which ver-
The role he most desired, however—that of sion you believe, Upward invented the word scien-
acknowledged genius and sage—always eluded tology either thirty years or forty-three years before
him.” At least Ezra Pound thought he was wonder- Hubbard used it.
ful, namechecking Upward five times in The Cantos.
Nasrin Alavi is the author of We Are Iran (Soft Skull Press, Believers (2001), a 544-page study of new religious move-
2007). ments and their problems in society, and Secret Societies
(1997), an investigation into the history, aims, and ideals of
Dan Barker is co-president of the Freedom From Religion Rosicrucianism, Freemasonry, and other esoteric move-
Foundation [ffrf.org] and author of Losing Faith in Faith: ments throughout history. His critical work has appeared in
From Preacher to Atheist (FFRF, Inc., 1992). He is also a mainstream and alternative newspapers, magazines, and
professional jazz musician and songwriter living in websites in the UK and the US. He has contributed to
Madison, Wisconsin. He has produced two freethought numerous encyclopedias on alternative beliefs, new reli-
musical CDs for FFRF: Friendly, Neighborhood Atheist and gions, and science fiction and fantasy. His short fiction has
Beware of Dogma. appeared in a variety of books and magazines in several
countries. He is currently researching for a Ph.D. in sociolo-
Born in 1937 in Chattanooga, Tennessee, and educated at gy of religion at the London School of Economics. When not
the University of North Carolina and at the University researching and writing, he plays fretless bass in a rock-
California, Berkeley, Coleman Barks has for the last thirty- jazz-blues band. He lives in London.
one years collaborated with various scholars of the Persian
language (most notably, John Moyne) to bring over into John G. Bourke (1846-1896) was a distinguished military
American free verse the poetry of Jelaluddin Rumi. This work man and a gentleman scholar who taught himself several
has resulted in nineteen volumes, culminating with the languages, including Latin, Gaelic, and Apache. He
bestselling Essential Rumi in 1995, two appearances on Bill received the Medal of Honor for his performance during the
Moyers’ Public Television specials, and inclusion in the pres- Civil War (he had joined the Fifteenth Pennsylvania Cavalry
tigious Norton Anthology of World Masterpieces. The Rumi when he was sixteen). After graduating from West Point, he
translations have sold over three-quarters of a million copies. served in the Third United States Cavalry for the rest of his
It is claimed that over the last ten years Rumi has been the life, eventually achieving the rank of colonel. Beginning in
most-read poet in the United States. Dr. Barks taught the 1880s, Bourke penned several books and numerous
American Literature and Creative Writing at various univer- papers and articles on his military engagements and on
sities for thirty-four years, and he has published five volumes Native American beliefs, rituals, and language.
of poetry. In 2004 he received the Juliet Hollister Award for
his work in the interfaith area. In March 2005 the US State In addition to be an avid, addicted bowler, and a collector
Department sent him to Afghanistan as the first visiting and chronicler of the sport, Bill Brent founded Black Sheets
speaker there in twenty-five years. In May 2006 he was magazine and edited all seventeen issues between 1993
awarded an honorary doctorate by the University of Tehran. and 2000. He’s the author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal
He is now a retired Professor Emeritus at the University of Sex for Men (Cleis Press, 2002). His fiction appears in The
Georgia in Athens. He has two grown sons and four grand- Best American Erotica 1997, Tough Guys, Best Gay Erotica
children, all of whom live near him in Athens, Georgia. 2002 and 2004, Best S/M Erotica, and Rough Stuff, plus
its sequel, Roughed Up. He coedited the Best Bisexual
David V. Barrett has been a schoolteacher, a programmer Erotica series with Dr. Carol Queen, the second volume
and intelligence analyst, and a journalist. He is now a being a finalist in the fourteenth Lambda Literary Awards.
freelance writer. His many books include The New His articles have appeared in the San Francisco Bay
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weird series, Sandman, which won nine Will Eisner Comic History (Sourcebooks, 2000, paperback edition 2002), The
Industry Awards, including the award for best writer four Sins of King David: A New History (Sourcebooks 2002),
times, and three Harvey Awards. Sandman #19 took the Manetho: A Study in Egyptian Chronology (Shangri-La
1991 World Fantasy Award for best short story, making it Publications, 2002), and The Judas Brief: Who Really Killed
the first comic ever to be awarded a literary award. Norman Jesus? (Continuum, 2007). You can read excerpts from his
Mailer said of Sandman: “Along with all else, Sandman is a books along with some of his other writings on the ancient
comic strip for intellectuals, and I say it’s about time.” Near East and some of his academic papers at
Gaiman’s other works include Anansi Boys, Good Omens [biblemyth.com]. His blog is at [bibleandhistory.com].
(with Terry Pratchett), Neverwhere, Stardust, and the
scripts for Mirrormask and the upcoming Beowulf. James A. Haught. “I’m an old newspaper editor who has
spent half a century chronicling social struggles and cultur-
Manchester native Steve Gibson has written and drawn for al tides. Personally, I’ve waged a long crusade for rational,
Knockabout Comics and Oink!. The Lambiek Comiclopedia scientific thinking as an antidote for harmful supernatural-
writes: “He has represented Great Britain since 1990 at ism. I’ve written five books and many magazine articles
Italy’s HUMOURfest exhibition/competition, winning 2nd against religion, astrology, mysticism, psychic claims, cults,
prize in 1996 for ‘Last Tango in EuroDisney,’ which the ‘New Agery,’ fundamentalism, and other magical beliefs.”
British press refused to publish. In recent years, he has
produced commercial work.” Sam Jordison is a writer and freelance journalist. He is the
author of The Joy of Sects, Crap Towns, Bad Dates, and his
Lawrence E. Gichner (1907-1992) wrote and self-published next book will be called Annus Horribilis. He has written for
three pioneering books in the mid-twentieth century: Erotic a number of papers in the UK, most often the Guardian, the
Aspects of Hindu Sculpture (1949), Erotic Aspects of Japanese Daily Telegraph, and the Scotsman. He also sometimes
Culture (1953), and Erotic Aspects of Chinese Culture (1957). works as a goatherd in the South of France.
John Gorenfeld is the author of a forthcoming book about Earl Kemp, a national nuisance, has been known by many
Reverend Moon and his Washington adventures. He’s a (dis)guises: adventurer, explorer, lover, beloved, literary
magazine journalist who lives in the Bay Area. rebel, First Amendment convict savant, and numerous
others, mostly all bad. He is best known as the notorious
Ruth Hurmence Green (1915-1981). The Iowa native producer, during the Golden Age of Sleaze Paperbacks, of
received a journalism degree from Texas Tech in 1935, mar- more than 5,000 novels and half again that many Naked
ried, had three children, and settled in Missouri. Ruth, a “half- people magazines. In his dotage, he dribbles memoirs at
hearted Methodist,” first plodded through the bible when con- [efanzines.com/EK/index.html] and has become The
valescing from cancer in her early sixties, calling the shock (uppercase) Chronicler of the entire genre.
she suffered from reading the book worse than the trauma
caused by her illness. “There wasn’t a page of the bible that Bobbie Kirkhart is a former Sunday school teacher whose
didn’t offend me in some way. There is no other book between first national publication, an article titled “I Protest: A Santa
whose covers life is so cheap,” Ruth discovered, prompting Claus God,” was in Christianity Today. Since discovering the
her to write the enduring modern freethought classic, The bright light of reason, she has been active in many
Born Again Skeptic’s Guide to the Bible (1979). When termi- freethought groups. She is currently vice president of the
nal cancer developed in 1981, Ruth, who always insisted, Secular Coalition for America and has served as co-presi-
“There are atheists in foxholes,” took her own life, swallowing dent of Atheists United, and as president of the Atheist
painkillers. In her last letter to Anne Gaylor of the Freedom Alliance International. In addition to her regular President’s
From Religion Foundation on July 4, 1981, Ruth wrote: Messages in the Rational Alternative and in Secular
“Freedom depends upon freethinkers.” Nation, her work has been printed in Free Inquiry and
American Atheist magazines. She is a contributing author
A New York City criminal defense attorney and President of of The Fundamentals of Extremism: The Christian Right in
the Biblical Archaeology Society of New York (BASNY), Gary America, published by New Boston Books. In her personal
Greenberg has long been interested in the intersection life, she is a retired teacher in Los Angeles Unified School
between ancient myth and ancient history, especially as it District’s Adult Division. She is married to a fellow atheist
applies to Egyptian influences on the writing of the bible. The and has one adult daughter, also an atheist.
problem, he says, is figuring out how to separate the myth
from the history. In 2006, he served as a consultant to Paul Krassner is the author of One Hand Jerking: Reports
National Geographic Television’s Science of the Bible series. From an Investigative Satirist. He publishes The Disneyland
He has also lectured frequently on ancient history, mythology, Memorial Orgy at [paulkrassner.com].
and biblical studies and has also presented papers at several
academic conferences concerned with Egyptian and/or bibli- Kristan Lawson is the author or co-author of several books,
cal affairs. He has also written for several Egyptological jour- including Weird Europe, California Babylon, and Darwin
nals. In 1978 he ran for Governor of New York on the and Evolution for Kids.
Libertarian Party ticket. Greenberg is the author of The Moses
Mystery: The African Origins of the Jewish People (Birch Lane Peter Manseau, the author of Vows: The Story of a Priest,
Press, 1997); reprinted in paperback as The Bible Myth: The a Nun, and Their Son (Free Press, 2005), is currently writing
African Origins of the Jewish People (Citadel Press, 1998), a novel about Yiddish in America.
101 Myths of the Bible: How Ancient Scribes Invented Biblical
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