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Steady rockin’
Tito Chito
Miranda
How not
Lovi
to sin?
Poe
P150
October 2016
CONTENTS
F E AT U R E S
64 C H I T O
M I RAN DA
The rocker grows
up…a bit
68 S TA l w A R T O f
THE NORTH
The beauty and
horror of Batanes in
the midst of typhoon
season
72 w E A T H E R -
p R O O f yO u R
lIfE
Deal with your
disasters, from
clogged gutters to
faulty car lights
76 w H A T I S
S Exy fOR
yO u ?
It seems sexiness has
leveled up, so FHM
investigates
82 B B C R E A M S ,
B I k I N I wAx
S E T S , TA M p O N S
Navigate the
complicated feminine
world like a boss
88 yA S M I N
She wants you to stay
indoor for the bed
weather
COVE R
STORY
PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO
L OVI P O E
Revelation: she
is not what you
think she is
October 2016
CONTENTS
14 p u T S O M E 2 2 #gAlITkAMISAyO 32 T H E O l D - 97 M R . N E AT
MAg IC I N Is mob mentality SCHOOl BAD BOy Plain isn’t boring 1 09 A R E yO u R
yO u R l I f E ruining social media? Baron Geisler knows when it's these shoes M EAlS wORTHy
Our genius street how to really love O f I N S TA g R A M ?
magician shows you 24 B E H O M E By women 98 B A g M A N Pros share tips on
how 10 OR E lS E… Carry your self with how to make your
Surviving Duterte’s 36 N E V E R B E style food clickable
18 C A N y O u E AT strict curfew hours SwIpED lEfT
A l l yO u CA N ? AgAI N 1 02 S T R A N g E 112 TH E
Pro tips on how to 2 6 fI N D I N g How to make VIBES f O R g OT T E N
make the most out of wOR k wAS your online profile Yesterday’s look, ART Of S HOE
a buffet N EVE R TH I S EASy irresistible to anyone today MAkI Ng
GrabJobs is C O M B I N AT I O N
20 COMICS: revolutionizing job- 3 8 lOVE MyTHS Reviving the Marikina
VIRTuAl REAlITy hunting ACCORDINg TO shoe industry one
And another problem pINOy ROM-COMS bespoke pair at a
that comes with it 2 6 R EA D B OOk S, Can strangers really time
DA M M I T, R EA D fall in love after
B OOk S ! spending one day in 114 M OTO R
This month’s selection Sagada? That’s “Build Your
will make you fit, Dreams” by the way
creative, and un-bitter 39 S E x
DOSSIER 116 p A g E
28 k I M M O l I N A Well, that escalated ENDER:
Camp Sawi’s newbie quickly #OlD S Exy
is also super hot
onstage
FROM THE EDITOR
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señorita.
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Because J E S S Y.
Need I say more?
senoritostephen, via
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Classing it up!
I just want to congratulate you for producing an exceptionally classy September issue
(though I might be a bit biased because of how big a fan I am of Jessy Mendiola).
I just finished reading "from the editor" and the cover story for Jessy. Both are well
composed and very informative. Hoping that those bashers will read them.
Anyway, kudos to you guys and thank you so much! God bless and more power!
Homer Rivera, via e-mail
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S K I L L
Feats of magic
TIred OF dOInG THInGS lIKe a
bOrInG nOrMal perSOn? Open yOUr
eyeS TO THe pOSSIbIlITIeS OF MaGIc
Sta c ki n g U p Y o U r W H AT YO U N E E D
nUmberS game h a n D S ki l l S
coinS
Want to see the magic with your own eyes? catch Master Kent Oliver live on these dates: October 8 - celebrity Sports club, Quezon city; november 6 - Makati
of lady’s jeans. When she asks
m a r ke r
you to repeat the trick, say that
she’ll have to write something
different this time—maybe her Coins aren’t only good for
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phone number? flipping whenever you have to
Important note: No matter make an important life decision
how tempted you are, do not (fries for heads or onion rings
reach into the lady’s back for tails?). Practice palming
pocket—unless you want to get coins enough times and you can
a slap on the face and possibly a make them travel between body
harassment complaint. parts, multiply them, and make
them vanish.
Call on the trio of magician
gods, namely Houdini, Cardini,
Deck oF carDS and Slydini, and you might even
be able to bend coins to your
will. Enjoy your new repurposed
l i g hte r guitar pick or bottle opener,
or gift it to your barkada’s
resident tanggero. Of course,
having a bent coin is also the
ultimate chance to finally get
that loko-lokong, buwis-buhay
jeepney driver in trouble
(“Manong, patay ka kay Duterte,
namemeke ka ng pera!”)
D a b b l i n g w i t h D e at h
You can levitate either
objects or people—just F l o at i n g a p pa r at U S
A grand magic points if you
be careful to keep trick, such as a can go through
supporting rods and death-defying the whole
plates out of sight for escape act, is illusion without
a successful illusion.
not for the faint breaking your
Countless magic exposé
shows (and YouTube)
of heart. When semi-gwapo
may have already you screw composure.)
spoiled the act for your up, you could Want to
audience, so commit to really get hurt, have some
the magic trick, and so take the evil fun with
train your face as well as preparations it? Challenge
your hands. seriously. that obnoxious
Your levitation Master officemate or
charms can be extra Kent considers boss to try the
handy once you figure his death- escape act
out how to do it with defying (“Madali lang
everyday objects in act a great ‘to, pramis!”),
ordinary situations. achievement then trap him
Your backpack, your Fa c i a l e Xp r e S S i o n S and says it in the strait
pasalubong box of teaches you jacket for a
donuts or pizza, or maybe that if you want to like perfect few minutes—
even your girlfriend so baka sakaling
go for something, advice for all the
she’ll never get squished
do it without any torpe guys out magbago na siya,
in the MRT again.
hesitation. Seems there, eh? (Plus sa wakas.
PREMIERE
AIR
Soft,smooth & extraordinarily
thin condoms to imitate
bare skin contact.
Verge
I N FOG RAPH ICS rICe
Fruits para
healthy rin. Fun
BREAKFAST LUNCH
fact: rice is also a leafy
Meats
Take advantage of fruit! The early cup of Good buffets usually VeGGIes
ulam for maximum coffee actually have a wide range It’s basically just
a really hearty
sulit factor. Also, prepares your of cuisines, with
bacon is life salad
stomach for the different types of
breakfast buffet. “For food. To make the
breakfast I usually most of a kingly
have more hot drinks spread, Medina
rather than cold ones advises to “go by
[to help] with the cuisine.” But don’t
stomach expansion,” do it haphazardly.
says Medina. Also, “Always start out
don’t believe your with the appetizers
parents when they to prep your taste
say that starting with buds [for the
dessert will ruin your next type of]
appetite. Medina
says, “You don't have
to save dessert for
last. Normally, I try
out small servings to
sample everything
since the purpose of
a buffet is to satisfy
your taste buds.”
VeGetaBles
Gulay para
healthy
ChoColate
syrup
chocolate syrup
on everything
for consistency
BaCon
More bacon a.k.a.
dessert bacon
Kain pa!
food,” he
HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OUT continues.
OF BUFFETS AND OPEN BARS Brewed To get your
Coffee money’s worth, be
Just the thing to wise, like Medina.
keep you awake “Never skip on
Have you noticed? Bars and restaurants after the busog-
offering buffet menus have started popping antok creeps in.
specialty foods like
up all over the country. They’re now more baked mussels or
accessible to us food-loving Pinoys. That’s lobster…Usually,
the best news, since every wedding reception, birthday they build most of
party, graduation, and bagong tuli celebration requires an the cost in buffets…
all-you-can-eat/drink fiesta. At those celebrations, you And to allow your
obviously want to make the most out of your gluttony stomach more space, pIZZa
I suggest you take Make your own
experience. Which means your food and beverage WORDS:
four-cheese
choices have to be on point. CHISE ALCANTARA softdrinks with
PHOTOGRAPHY: the meats so you pizza with the
So we asked for help from Kelvin “Zarkman” Medina, premium cheese
MARK JESALVA can burp out the
competitive eater and Guinness World Record holder SPECIAL THANKS TO: ACE selection
(ate a 12” pizza in 23.62 seconds). Here’s what we excess air from your
HOTEL AND SUITES AND
learned from him. SKY HIGH BAR
stomach.”
BaCon
sausaGes
Meat wrapped in,
you guessed it,
more meat!
drInKs
Better not be fooled
by these bright
colored drinks if
you don’t want to
black out.
NIGHT OUT
Having too much
pulutan in a drinking
session is never a
halo-halo bad thing. After all,
Sticking to the Medina says, “You
condiments should never drink on
provided is an empty stomach.”
for noobs. Be That could be your
adventurous; best excuse to
put the entire
seriously chow down
dessert selection;
also ask for the on that crispy pata.
biggest glass As for drinks,
be wary. They might
#8
alternate
insanity
MOB
M E NTALITY
Ganging up
on the
bandwagon
Keyboard activism seems liKe a great
idea—until everyone starts to talK
sense into each other and sense is the
first thing to go
opinions. “On point.” “My thoughts just another means to express our It’s also possible for the individuals
exactly.” “You hit the nail on the perfectly crafted selves online. questions to lose sight of their own beliefs
“may masabi lang”
head.” Before you know it, Gaston is All is actually well and good whether the because the power of the herd
rounding up the village to attack the until the herd starts to gang up on “faCts” are affects their cognitive bias.
Beast’s castle. somebody. Many people—celebrities Social media activism is great
Social media has the impressive and commonfolk—have fallen victim indeed faCts. when it sparks actual change.
ability to round up a mob in a short to the collective fury of the Internet. Otherwise, it’s just Lord Of The Flies.
amount of time. Everyone hated Sometimes, people are just mad
Mobbed TH e S e peOpLe kNOW WHAT IT’S LI ke TO b e AT TH e R ece IvI Ng e N D OF SOm e ANg Ry vI RTUAL pITcH FOR kS
Change has indeed come, and it seems that • House Bill No. 1035 was recently filed a.m. No one was allowed outside of their house
things are getting stricter all around under the in Congress and seeks to ban the use of unless authorized by the military. Otherwise,
Duterte Administration. Currently, there are karaoke machines after 10 p.m. in residential you ran the risk of getting caught and being
new laws being proposed and implemented areas. If the bill passes, then your party- detained inside a military camp–or worse.
that might cramp your nocturnal habits. Here’s ending rendition of “Livin’ on a Prayer” will According to retired NGO officer Richard
a rundown of what’s been happening and how have to come a lot earlier in the night. Prado, who was 19 when Martial Law was
they might affect nightlife in the Metro. declared, “for many people, the imposition of
Good or bad? Martial Law was catastrophic, not only in terms
The low-down Kian Kazemi, owner of Kite Kebab Bar in of effectively denying your time to have fun but
Here are some of the things that have Makati, describes the current nightlife crowd: also spreading fear through its suspension of
been implemented and proposed by the “Today's generation has evolved into two human rights guaranteed by the Constitution—
administration: sectors: the party club-goers, who like loud freedom of speech, press, assembly, the
• Strict curfew on minors under “Oplan RoDY” dance music and want to be seen; and the suspension of the writ of habeas corpus (court
(Rid the Streets of Drunkards and Youths). ‘old souls,’ who like to chill over a beer and order to justify imprisonment),” Prado recalls.
Under this operation, minors are not allowed exchange good conversations, with friends... Social gatherings for young people
to be out in public from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. I think [the new laws will make the nightlife] then, Prado shares, were limited to daytime
unless accompanied by an adult. better,” he says. “We just have to give ample gatherings at public parks and nights spent
• For the grown-ups, however, Duterte time for customers and businesses to adjust.” at friends’ houses listening to the latest hits
mentioned the implementation of nationwide from bands like The Rolling Stones. “It was not
liquor and cigarette bans. The sale and “Like being in a garrison” that fun, though, as we were unable to enjoy
consumption of alcohol in public places A major concern is that under these new rules, our discotheque parties in the evening ‘til early
would be banned after 1 a.m. Smoking history might repeat itself with our social lives morning with our girlfriends,” Prado says.
cigarettes and vaping, meanwhile, would being curtailed the same way our parents’ and “Life for a young student, like many of my
be banned in public areas (including inside grandparents’ were during Martial Law. friends, was like being in a garrison when we
cars) unless it’s done in a designated and Under Marcos’ rule, a strict curfew was had limited time to be together.”
government-approved smoking area. enforced for everyone between midnight and 4 Today, if a minor is detained for breaking
the curfew laws, it’s their parents or guardians
who are penalized. A fine of P2,000 or a
punishment of 48 hours of community service
is given to first-time offenders.
Be like Davao
What’s interesting is that the curfew on minors
and the bans on alcohol, smoking, and karaoke
machines have been in place in Duterte’s
native Davao City for some time under laws
like Ordinances No. 004-13 and No. 043-02.
For Davao locals, such as 23-year-old Pio
Sto. Domingo, the stricter laws haven’t stopped
him or his friends from having fun late at night.
BE
I NSPI R E D
Everyone Can Be
Creative
Merlee Cruz-JayMe
If your job involves
imagination and the arts,
you’ll know that sustaining
creativity is ironically one
of the hardest things to do.
After a long day at work,
when it feels like you’re
running on empty, this book
will be just the thing to keep
you motivated to do whatever
you have to do. Who knew
taking advice from an ex-nun
I NSTA-JOB could be so…fun?
OPE N I NG
N IG HT
Curtain call
SINGER/ACTRESS KIM MOLINA IS A WORTHY OF A STANDING OVATION
dangerous
as a brusque bad boy—and no
doubt it’s part of his appeal—
and ignore the fact that he
subscribes to a surprisingly
conventional approach to love
There’s more To Baron Geisler Than and dating. now older and
wiser, the child actor-turned-
punches and acTinG awards indie star sets the record
straight.
If you realize you’re dating are smart. If they don’t like you, ganda. So kailangan tanggalin mo For instance, kapag may sakit, ang
someone on the crazy side, yun lang yun. Love me or hate yung pagkamanyak at pagka- [pain] tolerance ng babae sobrang
but still love her, you have to me. That’s it. Just be yourself. Be creepy ng mga lalaki. [taas]. They’re goddesses. They’re
at least try to make it work. the badass that you are.” more intelligent than men. I love
“Dating is fake sometimes, because Respect is paramount, women. I like hearing their voices,
eventually you get to know yung Give them something to especially if you want to stay [so] I don’t play around anymore. I
ugali ng taong dine-date mo at remember you by. friends with your exes. learn from them.”
magugulat ka na lang na she has “Be yourself, but love them “I respect my exes, kaya okay kami,
this fucking weird personality. And steadily, and make love to them kasi we can laugh after a radical Don’t be pressured into
you may get disappointed. [Pero [so] that they'll never forget experience or experiment, or ano marriage just because friends
since] mahal mo pa rin sila and your name after sex. I don’t man ang tawag mo sa pagiging are getting hitched left and
you have to deal with it. We have use women. I make them really kayo. Respect lang talaga, yun right.
to try to make it work, no matter happy. I have good speech—I eat ang pinakaimportante, hindi lang “I will never get married because I
what happens. We’re not gods, so them a lot. I respect them. I think sa babae. Sa lahat ng tao.” do not like the lifestyle. I know sa
trust your heart, I guess.” women should be respected, and sarili ko na I’m not that kind of guy,
eventually, kapag magkatabi na Learn from your partner. and I don’t want to disappoint my
You do you. kayo sa kama, that’s when you “I can’t be alone. A woman drives partner o magsinungaling sa kanya.
“Show your real attitude, yung satisfy them.” me to become a better man, [Marriage is] not for everyone. I just
tamang ugali mo. So that at the so tama yung [kasabihan na,] want to be myself. Ayokong lokohin
end of the day, hindi sila maninisi Nobody loves a creeper. ‘Behind every successful man is a siya o ang sarili ko.”
na niloko mo sila. If you trick them “Tanggalin mo yung libog, and then woman.’ Nagagalit ang ibang mga
sa ugaling hindi ikaw at malaman you will see the woman. You will lalaki pag nalaman nila na mas
nila, they will fuck you up. Women see her like an angel na sobrang matapang pa ang babae sa kanila.
2
1
No default An inanimate
photo object
Action figures, food, a car
The worst dP is not having
that’s not even yours—for
a dP. Unless you’re a troll
chrissakes, grow some
or a tito still learning the
balls and show your face
ropes of social media, you
to the world.
have to have one, stat.
3
Anything 4
heavily Passport-type
Photoshopped photo
A few color retouches only acceptable if you’re
here and there is fine. trying to score a date with
Biceps twice the size of a hot immigration officer.
your head isn’t.
6
You with a
5 group
Your mug with Woman: “Are you the tall
a Snapchat guy in the brown suit?
cat filter You’re cute!”
You: “Thanks! But that’s
sooo cute. Yet so my brother-in-law. I’m
unmanly. the chubby dude in the
orange sando.”
Woman: *seen Thu
11:37pm.*
7
Any photo
with someone
obviously 8
cropped out You with any
Is that your ex-girlfriend? lethal weapon
Your mom? An old pal
turned nemesis? Chances It’s fine for as long as you
are, whoever that is you don’t take “you have killer
took out, you owe them looks” as a compliment.
some money. And obvious
baggage does not look
good on your profile.
9
10
You in trunks …or you
or anything that shows submerged in
you bereft of an upper water
garment, no matter how
carved your midsection What are you, regine
is. Going bare-chested Angeles circa 2011?
only proves two things: 1) Whatever you do, never
You really do workout; 2) ever attempt to strike a
You’re that desperate to model pose. You’ll thank
let the world know. yourself for it.
Pinoy rom-coms say that love and destiny win every time over control-
obsessed parents, opposing socio-economic backgrounds, random
meetings, and, yes, ugliness. But our cynical hearts know better. You can’t
really expect to find love by meeting a stranger on a plane and asking
them to go on a tryst to Baguio and Sagada, right?
Even though many issues ago, we upheld the wisdom of Pinoy
romcoms in boosting your love lives (June 2014), we thought it would
be wise to make this wordy public service announcement., just in case
your girl is on the naïve side and pegged One More Chance as your
relationship goals. We'd like to set the record straight for both your sakes.
in Pinoy rom-coms
The Reality: Forging an affair people in love.
from a professional relationship is The Reality: With apologies
tricky, especially if the participants to all poets and romance writers
are both from the corporate from time immemorial, there is no
Because you are not—and never will world. Aira and Macky aren’t, so such thing as fate, and there is no
the risks are relatively low for invisible hand guiding you and your
Be—John lloyd cruz them. But some people seeing predestined partner to each other.
this movie are, and may end up
with lovestruck notions that can
WORdS Pau aRaos · ILLUSTRATIONS JaMEs aNDREs potentially ruin their careers.
Roommates
When living With someone
means getting more than you
bargained for
Aliya Ileto, 24
Taguig
10:00 p.m.
I closed the door of the condo and leaned against it with a sigh,
home early for a change. Things have been crazy at the agency
lately, and this was the first time I was home before midnight in
a couple of weeks. All I wanted to do was pour myself a glass
of wine and watch mindless TV while lying in my bed. I kicked
my heels off and started plodding to the kitchen when I heard—
was that a moan?
I quickly figured out that the sound was coming from my
roommate’s bedroom—her door was slightly ajar, so sounds
weren’t entirely muffled. I blushed, realizing what was going
on in there. Teresa had probably gotten so used to having our
shared apartment all to herself that she didn’t bother to keep
the noise level down.
“Oh, god!” I heard her cry out, and that was my cue to shut
myself in my bedroom.
But instead, for some inexplicable reason, I found myself
drawn to her room. The closer I got, the clearer the sounds
became—the panting, the slapping of skin against skin,
Teresa’s fevered moans, and her boyfriend talking dirty. I’d
been so busy at work that I hadn’t had time for anything
resembling a love life, or even a good, quick lay. Maybe it was
my exhaustion or all the stress or just plain horniness, but I
couldn’t resist the urge to take a peek.
I looked into the room through the crack and saw my
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IN US THE
PRIMAL
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STYLING
C AT H S O B R E V E G A
ASSISTED BY
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MAKEUP
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E T H A N D AV I D
for JED ROOT MANILA
SPECIAL THANKS TO
M R . L E O V. D O M I N G U E Z
O F LV D M A N A G E M E N T ,
AND KENT OLIVER FOR
THE SNAKES
GOD.
G E NE S I S 3 :1 4 , 3 :1 5 —
The best part of the movie, essentially the story of the devil you’d think that it’s all what Lovi does. But it isn’t.
trying to bring forth the Antichrist by getting his son and “I can’t blame them, since the only way they can connect to
daughter— half-siblings, both lawyers—to copulate (makes you or to know about you is through social media. Sometimes
sense), was when Satan launches into a speech justifying it’s sad that they think it’s how you live your life. For
his existence. Among other things, Satan says that while example, I don’t like posting all the good deeds that I do—you
God was a prankster and absentee landlord, he had always know what I mean? But some people will think that you’re
been a fan of humanity, nurturing their instincts. His insensitive that you aren’t doing these things. I just feel that
favorite was self-love, there are some things
probably because it that you shouldn’t
is the fount of all the brag about.”
other baser instincts. People can be
Which kind of nice, they can be very
reminds us now of mean at times, she
social media. says.
It’s a platform “That’s already a
of confusion, where given. Okay naman.
self-love is also I can bear with it.
sharing one’s life, I get a lot of flak
where vanity masks about my boobs not
itself as humility, being big enough.
where barbed But I actually like it
opinions are straight this way. I used to
facts. Appearances have big boobs when
seem to be the norm I was younger, but
on social media, that when I lost so much
“CURSSSSSSSSSSSES.
THIS IS HARD WORK!”
So that’s how a tamed Burmese python
works show business. When it’s in its
right element, it slithers around a body
as though poised to swallow it whole,
although its nature is to hide and wait
for its prey. But when she comes out of
character she just freezes, and as Lovi was
handling her around her shoulders it’s as
though she is in suspended animation. It’s
a curious sight.
The way Lovi works on the set of her
latest GMA teleserye Someone To Watch
Over Me is a picture of carefree ease—at
least that must have been the requirement
for the scene she was shooting with
actor Tom Rodriguez, who plays her
husband. She is in flip-flops and wearing a
comfortable oversized gray top and white
shorts. Lovi makes for the perfect wife and
it makes you think how terrible it must be
for her, the way the story is plotted out,
that the husband will suddenly be afflicted
with Alzheimer’s disease and she must care
for him.
She is also doing a movie with Derek
Ramsay, The Escort, where she plays the
complete opposite of a wife: An escort. A
woman paid for sex.
Again, appearances. It makes Lovi Poe
all the more unfathomable.
“Lovi, to be honest, you strike us as a
S
EA Y
ROCKER WORDS CECILE JUSI-BALTASAR
Do you realize that you have two nako, yung daddy ko nakikisabay sa na talaga kasi yun na yung mundo
generations of fans now? People akin makinig ng Parokya.” Ang saya. namin ngayon eh. Forty na ako, so
your age who grew up with you, and Knowing that you have a multi- yung experiences that we will talk
their kids (if they had kids in their generational audience, do you about onstage are the experiences
early 20s). adjust your jokes onstage to suit we’re going through now.
Sobrang nakakatuwa yon. When we everyone? The kids must see you as vintage
play in high schools, ang feeling We still try to make every show fun rock tstars.
namin, parang 1999 pa rin. It’s and pilyo. Pag gago yung banda, the They see us as mga tito nilang
always a pleasure to play for the kids. parents and the kids will like it. Pero makukulit who they’re excited to
And then we’d see tweets na, “Hay karamihan sa jokes namin, pang-tito play with. Yung mga Sponge Cola,
STORM W haT i s i T
R E a l ly l i k E
i n B aTa n E s
duRing
TyphOOn
s E as O n? a n
i vaTa n naT i v E
T E l ls u s h OW
h E R pEOplE
ha n d l E d
FERdiE
natuRaL suRVIVaLIsts
Batanes is always prepared for a
storm, whether it is arriving today or
not until the coming months.
You must have heard about our
iconic vernacular houses, whose roofs
are made of cogon but whose walls are
fortified with limestone, and how their
windows are always oriented away
from where the Avayat blows. But most
of us live in fairly modern concrete
structures now, and how we get ready
for typhoons is much more survivalist-
like.
For example, we have storm
shutters in our houses, which are
really just wooden boards and planks
to shut our windows. Some of the
smaller, older houses would also have
their roofs tied securely by ropes.
Others would sandbag their entrances.
Every family always has canned
goods, rice, potable water, candles, and
arayu (dried fish) kept in storage for
when bad weather comes.
Farmers would make sure that
they’ve harvested all the wakay and uvi
(root crops) they can. Some fishermen
would pull up their boats from shore
The fury of an untamed typhoon: Basco, Batanes is a picture of destruction in the aftermath of Typhoon Ferdie.
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Q
YOUR HOUSE
You don’t need a house made of rock
to be weatherproof, but you do need
to keep up on its maintenance–a fact
that’s easy to forget or ignore when the I’ve always Storm drains
intervals are many years apart. Timothy
been afraId and gutters
Facuri, executive vice president of
Timberpro, shares some of their of callIng Aside from cleaning out your
company’s expertise on the topic.
They’re best known for being pest my fIrst gutters, the catch basins
of your gutters–hidden pits
controllers since 1982, but with more tubero beneath the drain covers–
must be cleaned of debris so
than a decade of experience in home
care services as well. You don’t want to and endIng they won’t be overwhelmed
leave our kids to inherit a leaky wreck up wIth by a sudden downpour. If
your gutters are falling apart
in the future after all!
somethIng and leaking all over the
place, Daniel recommends
else. does replacing them. “Fiberglass
dIy vs. pro help thIs happen na gutter, in-demand yun
“[Regarding DIY] Many try to ngayon. Yung stainless kasi
do it themselves, but it’s like a
first-aid approach lang, if we’re
all the tIme? na gutter, pag nag-corrode
pwede madamay bubong mo.”
talking a major project, syempre
a
you have to have know-how. But
“[Kadalasan
if may tulo lang kitchen ceiling
epoxy lang kaya na yun…real dyan] Yung
waterproofing includes patching nakapaskil sa
with sealing products; so just poste totoo, pero
make sure the materials are yung cliente na
compatible. This would be a long- tumatawag, yung
term solution,” says Timothy. magpapa-service,
“[Based on experience] The yung hindi totoo!
premium market, every 2 to 3 Sila nanloloko!”
years nagpapa-repaint. Sa iba they
–Sir Manny the
neglect it–basta may kulay pa!
That’s one telltale sign, pag medyo plumber
kupas na mga bubong nila.”
Walls R oof
It’s not simply painting Leaking overhead is the
on waterproofing and number-one problem spot
living high and dry as an for many during the rainy
advertisement would like season. Despite frequent
you to believe, Timothy flying yero sightings
outlines the steps for a during storm season,
sure job Timothy still recommends
1 Survey the entire it for tropical roofing
surface to be rather than fancy tiles or
waterproofed other material.
2 Identify special “[I still recommend]
problems metal roofs because it’s
3 Cover large voids easy to install, available
post-flood with good patching pre-painted, and cheaper
pests? cement, seal cracks
4 Ensure surfaces are
compared to other
materials…heat can
“Once flooded, pests
tend to go out from clean, free of lose be reduced with proper
their breeding and material and fairly ventilation, insulation,
hiding places. Hindi smooth and heat-reflecting roof
naman basta babalik 5 Application paints. Some suppliers
ang mga yun–they 6 Testing after proper give 25-year warranties,
can find cracks curing time but repairs, particularly
and crevices and sealing of joints, and
proliferate in your “Cement is porous. If you inspection of nailed
home. Floods tend don’t put waterproofing roofing should be done
to cause wood to rot and you cover it with once a year before
and depending on wood, hihigupin ng kahoy the rainy season for
the wooden content yung water. Inside rin, preventive maintenance…
sa bahay mo, the risk hindi lang sa labas. gaskets break down over
of termite infestation time with UV exposure”
increases,” Timothy “Based on studies, paint
warns. lifespan is 5-8 years
depending on quality
and application. It is
recommended to have
it inspected on the third
year from the date it was
built and once a year
afterwards."
Septic tank
Situation 1 Situation 2
It’s raining hard and your toilet is gurgling up some The rains passed but your drains and thrones aren’t still
seriously murky stuff. Why? According to Sir Manny, flowing smoothly, the inlet pipe might be clogged.
“Pag umaapaw [toilet], kasama sa septic tank yan. Sir Manny says, “Kadalasan [the cause is] nabubuong
Naka-tap yung tank sa drainage (leading to the city liquid. Kung marunong yung nag-layout ng plumbing,
sewer/streets). Pag malakas ulan, nag-o-overflow sa may linalagay na cleanout access. May takip na bubuksan
kalsada–kaya nagba-backflow sa loob ng bahay.” at dun ide-declog. Kung wala, kelangan i-pullout yung
Blame it on the past administration when this happens. toilet at dun namin ide-declog. Usually 20 years bago
magkaroon ng diperensya ang septic tank.”
Battery
“Many drivers
experience battery-
related problems
during the rainy
season due to
immense pressure
from the headlights,
air conditioning,
wipers and even radio
being turned on all at
once. The health and
charging state of the
battery should also be
checked.”
goIng balls deep Henry reiterates the rules of driving into the murky depths of a flood
The first rule of driving in when approaching a Just 15 cm or in approximately at 60 cm (two never try driving
flooded waters is, don’t. flooded area, you can't six inches of 30 cm (one foot) of feet) of water, through fast-
find another route. be sure of the depth standing water– water, a typical car even larger moving water,
That's the only sure of the water or the sometimes can begin to float vehicles such such as an
way to avoid getting condition of the road less–can be and lose traction as pickup trucks overflowing river,
stranded. as a rule of beneath it, which may be enough to and steering and suVs are in as your vehicle
thumb, don't drive into broken or washed away. cause engine control. if the danger of floating could be swept
water that's too deep worst case, there stalling. water is moving, away. away.
to see the painted may be no road left your vehicle could
markings on the road. under the water. literally float away.
Is getting an
raIn
immunization
really a good
idea?
“Yes. The best way to
prevent infections is
to give immunization.
Hence, flu vaccine is
recommended annually
Cle a n lI n eSS and it is usually given
from April to May in our
country. [In addition to
that, get] Pneumonia
Is it okay to Is constant rain vaccine for the elderly
treat rain like a exposure without and smokers and updated
being cleaned measles and chicken pox
free car wash?
vaccine for all kids.”
“Rain alone can not harmful?
make a car clean. “In general, a modern
Rainwater can only vehicle’s surfaces How do we
provide a light rinse are more than up to avoid spreading
that only creates mud the task of resisting a disease to
and streaking–even rainwater. However, everyone at
strong rain does certain areas do have home?
not have adequate high levels of acid “For infection control
pressure to remove rain. This corrosive in confined places,
dirt and there will precipitation can make sure that there is
always be a layer of damage and mar adequate ventilation–
grime that won’t be your car’s surface– open windows if there
dislodged.” especially if it is is a sick member of the
Show this to all your unprotected by a wax family. Cough etiquette
friends with dirt or polymer finish or should always be
mobiles who wait for you have an older practiced.”
rain. vehicle with a less Aka cover your
durable clear coat.” damn mouth, people.
FH M
ANN B. MATEO
STYLING
BADJ GENATO
PHOTOGRAPHY
#NEWSEXY
WORDS
PONG CASTILLO
W h e n W e s a i d o u r ta s t e
i n c e l e b r at i n g W o m e n
years ago, We We r e
ta l k i n g a b o u t t h e s e
a p p e a l i n g a lt e r a t i o n s
BODYCON
find that less
distractions and
the more natural
look are the
current thing.
Which isn't too bad
at all; we actually
BIKINI
like it that way thanks to Queen Beyonce
because it puts our (remember “single ladies”?),
cover stars at ease. leotards have never looked this
They can do their sexy...and wearable outside dance
thing and not have studios. of course it would be odd
While a bikini evolved complicated designs
to worry about (though extremely interesting) to
from metallics to and cuts, that would
sensitive body see a woman walk down a street in
polka-dots, high- leave distracting tan
parts peeking out just a bodysuit, but pairing it with
waisted, and knitted, lines!”
from under sheer jeans is the new thing. “it shows a
we still find the basic Agree. The
lingerie. woman’s curves,” says Genato. “it
triangle-top bikini a millennial rendition
Here we attempt doesn’t need to be too revealing.
classic. of a basic triangle top
to explain this wearing a long-sleeved one-piece
Fashion designer is best bikini: with
new style of sexy, suit will leave all the other good
and stylist Badj Genato minimal cut-outs and
so that if you do stuff to a man’s imagination.”
says that less is more lines for flattering
camera work on sure...and it would make you
when it comes to illusion.
your woman, you want to put a ring on it.
swimwear. “A simple “It’s the resurgence
know what style
bikini set would do of the basic swimsuit
we go for. (She
it. If your girl opts and swimming
dreams of being on
for swimwear with trunks,” says Genato.
FHM, doesn’t she?)
size matters
advises genato: “if
you’re just one size
bigger than your girl,
it’s a perfect fit for
her!”
bare dare
“you don’t need to
wear an undershirt
with my button-
downs, honey.”
A ld rich , 2 6
TOPLESS
we love a crisp button-down shirt
alright, but what we love even
more is how sexy it looks on
our girl. “we’re in a day and age
where an ‘i woke up like this’ post
gets more likes on social media,”
says Genato. “and wearing a
boyfriend polo or jeans says she
woke up on the right side of the
bed.” either that or she just knows
how to rock men’s wear better.
ACCESSORIES
It’s been said
that a woman’s
one up keep it light
greatest accessory
“a woman who can “sometimes
is her smile...
put her hair in a bun accessories tend to
or a tall, dark, for when the need distract instead of
and handsome calls for it is a ready accentuate.”
gentleman on her woman.” Ju stin e, 2 6
arm. But it can also J ul i us, 2 4
be a mean layer
of silver and gold.
Genato says that
while diamonds are
still a girl’s best
friend, “minimalist
pieces are the new
trend.”
“Monochromatic
clothing is in, so
expect your girl to
flash a statement
show his and
accessory once in
a while. If you're
it off hers
looking for an “anything worn with “Just like wearing
early Christmas confidence and pride boyfriend jeans
present, a charm is sexy!” or shirt, women
bracelet would Mi c o , 3 1 wearing timepieces
make her smile.” for men can make a
statement.”
Think of it as
Jared , 2 8
the counterpart
of your statement
watch.
LINGERIE
More than the
patterns and
colorways, undies
serve their ultimate
purpose if they are
able to hold the
pieces together—a
major bonus if they statement
do so “discreetly.”
We dissed Justin lacey daisy pieces
Bieber when he
exposed his boxers “i don't tell my girl this, “i think your choice
but i appreciate her in of undergarments
one too many
lingerie. it says she’s tells a lot about
times (thanks to come prepared—ready your character and
his loose pants!), to tease and all.” personal hygiene.
so we know a good Mi k e , 3 4 you better set a good
pair of knickers impression for when
when we don’t see it’s time to show
one. Or at least what’s under your
we think there’s pants and shirt!”
Ross, 2 9
none. “Seamless
underwear is
in,” says Genato.
“Which is good
because bodycon
dresses are back—
nobody would want
a VPL*!” FH M
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VS
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filled with daily inspirational quotes,
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i t e m : Manicure set
What it is: At the risk of being
called sexist pigs, a manicure set
is the female equivalent of a Swiss
Army knife in that almost every
woman has one. A typical manicure
set would have fingernail and toenail
cutters, cuticle trimmer, and nail file.
Regard with: INDIFFERENCE
Unless you’re thinking of
supplementing your income by giving
mani-pedis to your officemates,
pay the manicure set no mind. You
have nothing to do with it and it has
nothing to do with you. FH M
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IN cASE you mISSEd IT, ThE BIGGEST NEw Show
of ThE SEASoN IS A ThRowBAck to the days when
aliens seemed real and it was an actual thing to run around
outside. It’s the return of Winona Ryder and it’s also the return
of wanting to dress like it’s the ‘90s again–and thankfully we’ve
got updated versions of those clothes to reach for. It’s nostalgic
coolness without that awkward growing up fit.
LIFE ON THE
U PSWI NG
F O O D
Food-styling
101
When looking good is
all that matters
THE
MAN-
WICH
When a man looks at
a sandwich, the most
important thing to
consider is how much
protein goodness can
fit inside those buns
(or slices of bread).
But the problem with
overloading your
sandwich is that it
becomes a soggy
mess.
To avoid this,
“You can prop up
your bread by using
These days, with all the food porn that’s being posted toothpicks so that the
online, scrolling through Instagram while you’re hungry top slice doesn’t droop
(especially in the wee hours of the morning) is downright or lean towards one
masochistic. Have you ever wished that you, too, could side—unless that’s
be the cause of untimely midnight snacking among your what you’re going
Instagram followers? Are you tired of having single-digit for,” advises Miranda.
likes whenever you post your reheatable baon pictures? “Having an upright
sandwich lets people
We know you can’t cook so we interviewed food see what’s inside; you
stylist Roselle Miranda and food photographer Jonathan WORDS can help produce this
Baldonado to teach us how to make food look absolutely CHISE ALCANTARA image by arranging the
delicious (even if in reality, it actually tastes like chalk). PHOTOGRAPHY
filling off to one side to
JONATHAN BALDONADO
They’ll help you be the envy of all your wannabe food- STYLING make them more visible
blogger friends. ROSELLE MIRANDA [to the camera].”
Boost
S K I L L
FAST FO O D
Why go through all the trouble of
cooking something amazing when you
know none of your friends can cook,
either? When you’re under-budget, it’s
hard to compete with those fancy meals
people have delivered nowadays. So
keep it simple and work with what you
already have, Miranda says.
“You want the food to be the star
and the props are the supporting
cast…Add props that convey aspects
of the atmosphere of where you’re
eating the food,” Miranda says.
Baldonado shares a nifty trick: Have
an “odd number of items in a photo. [It
will make] it seem like you have more
food.” A good thing to remember when
you’re peso-pinching.
I N STANT C U P N O O D LE
Instant noodles will always be the perfect Miranda goes on: “Then, you just
back-up meal when you’re stuck at home cook the noodles and put the garnish on
and are too lazy/untalented to cook top—it’s as simple as that! But if you want
anything. To make those noodles slurp- to steam the vegetables a bit—because
tastic, Miranda suggests that you should cooked food just looks more appetizing—
add “bits of corn to liven up the rather then just steam the veggies for two
pale-colored noodles.” Good news: you to three minutes. Just make sure the
don’t have to cook anything, save for a ingredients don’t sink to the bottom by
soft-boiled egg (three minutes in boiling filling up your bowl with enough noodles.”
water should do it depending on its size).
SILOG
There’s no better way to start your
day than by showing off to people that
you’re partaking in a much superior
breakfast than they are.
To make sure your danggit-silog is
on a different level of aesthetics, make
it colorful. Be sure to “add different
elements of color to it,” says Miranda.
“Put in a sunny-side up egg and even
some chopped parsley to add some
freshness and coolness to the dish.
It will balance out the warm colors of
brown, red, and yellow.”
Remember this rule of thumb:
everything on your plate should be
edible. Miranda adds a bit of trivia: “In
the old days, parsley was commonly
eaten because it was a breath freshener.”
E X P E R T
The
way
of the
shoe
YOuR favORiTE
paiR Of
Did you know
handmadE that high-quality
leathers can
lEaThER last up to a
shOEs didn’T century? “If you
combine it with
jusT makE a construction
method that
ThEmsElvEs lets you replace
worn-out parts,
WORDS and a good
CECILE JUSI-BALTASAR maintenance
PHOTOGRAPHY regimen, you’ll
JONATHAN BALDONADO literally have a
pair of timeless
shoes that can
be passed down
to the next
generations,”
says Jader.
(If the next
generations
share your foot
size, that is.)
in the olden times (before 1980), shoemakers were well- of marikina shoemaking back to its original world-class glory.
respected craftsmen. more specifically, shoemakers from “Our shoemakers have a combined shoemaking experience
marikina. in fact, it used to be a rite of passage for fathers to take of almost 100 years,” says jR jader, one of sapatero’s co-
their sons to the sapatero as soon as their sons were old enough owners. “for all of them, the craft has been handed down from
to have bespoke shoes made for them. generations before. so these guys have been shoemakers since
unfortunately, with the influx of imported brands, the humble they were pre-teens.” The kids of today, though, prefer to drop the
marikina shoemaker lost his stellar standing in the market. Enter trade and earn doing something else entirely, partly because of
sapatero, a team of manila shoemakers whose main purpose is to the stigma of being a “sapatero lang.”
uplift the art of shoemaking. Through their ready-made and bespoke here’s to the revival of philippine shoemaking! Because shoes
men’s shoes, they want to revitalize the craft and elevate the state do make the man.
4
number of shoes is seven,”
sessions thrown in. Back with the says Jader. “Have a good
shoemaker, the rotation so you don’t wear out
upper is molded
1
your shoes too quickly.”
The last—a.k.a. the onto the last and
wooden mold of stitched closed,
your foot—begins finally taking the
the shoemaking form of a shoe.
process. “The last “This is the part
is the basis of that requires the
everything: the fit, most skill as one
comfort, design, mistake in molding
and overall look of the shoe would
your shoe,” says have a drastic effect
Jader. on the shoe’s look
and comfort,” says
2
Next, the master Jader. “The soles
shoemaker draws are then stitched,
the pattern—or and stacked leather
the 3D draft of the heels are attached
shoe design—on and buffed evenly.”
the last. “Patterns
can be simple, such
as a whole cut, or
as complex as a
full brogue,” says
5 The finishing guys
make sure that
“all the aspects
of the shoe—the
Jader. upper, laces, wax,
sole, heel—are
3
When the pattern as flawless as
is complete, it’s possible, with each The tightest part of the cowhide
is the butt area. That’s why
transferred to a complementing
shoemakers use that part of the
piece of cartolina one another,” says leather specifically for the toes of
and given to the Jader. the shoes.
Street sport
allan.hernandez
@summitmedia.com.ph
We are only now beginning to appreciate what new sexy looks like,
but what did old sexy look like?
#OLDSEXY
It looked like this.
Not much of a secret going on here; it’s all out and out in the
open. There’s a flower there. Some gaudy necklace. Ropes and
pearls. Panties coming undone and the not-quite-accidental covering
of a nipple. Fanciful but, sadly, now a bit dated.
WORDS ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ What did Chito Miranda just say? “Breasts become insignificant at
some point.”
We’re not quite ready to accept that. We’re into the new, but we’re
also certain: when the old comes back, we’ll know what to do. FH M