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written by
Moses Hershberger
“Laugh, Pagliaccio,
At your broken love!
Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart!”
- Canio, Pagliacci
BLACK SCREEN:
FADE IN:
It’s just a regular basketball court. All the benches have been
folded and stored in the walls. CAMERA TRACKS AWAY from DOCTOR
SARA NICHOLS (mid-30s. Beautiful. Tired. Strong). She is sitting
in her chair with a notebook and pen in her hand. This isn’t her
first rodeo.
DOCTOR NICHOLS
I’m sorry that we’re going to have
a short meeting. The people in the
office told me they’re having some
construction coming to repair the
basketball floor. And almost every
classroom has a P.T.A meeting. So,
I am sorry for that. Okay. My name
is Sara Nichols or you can call me
Dr. Nichols; you can call me Sara.
(pause)
If you can tell me your name, what
you do, and what brought you here.
That would be helpful. So... okay?
THE PLAYERS
BOZO – 43. Wears a colorful baggy suit with big orange buttons.
A bright bowtie. Red clown nose. Big white gloves. Frizzy tufts
of red hair on either side of his white head and a red lipstick
painted over his thin lips.
SLAPPY – 40. Long fizzy orange hair that falls to the side. Red
dot painted on his nose. Tiny hat with a big yellow sticking out
and a baggy red and blue striped shirt with oversized shoes.
BOZO
Hello. My name is Bozo. I’m 43
years old. Wait. Were we supposed
to tell out age?
DOCTOR NICHOLS
Sure. It’s fine.
BOZO
Oh. So, anyway. I’m 43 years old.
I am-- or I was a-- well, I don’t
really know, a professional circus
performer. I did it for, like, 28
years. And what brought me here, I
mean, it’s pretty obvious because
of the brochure...
(pause)
I’ve been feeling suicidal. I was
pretty close to doing it. Had the
pills ready to go, but I couldn’t
bring myself and... so...
DOCTOR NICHOLS
Good. Thank you, Bozo.
Bozo squeezes his nose twice and a loud clown horn blares out.
All the other clowns take out their cigarettes and light them.
Yeah, we’re the veterans. You know for us, it’s a good way to
touch base. Everyone’s on a different schedule.
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SPEAKER
anything.
SPEAKER
LEADER
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SAM
SAM
SAM
ANA
SAM
ANA
another angel.
SAM
He needed another
Couples mill about drinking coffee, waiting for the meeting
HOWIE
Good.
BECCA
BECCA
(beat)
BECCA
15.
BECCA
whispers...
No.
PAT
bloated.
TIFFANY
I stopped.
45.
PAT
TIFFANY
PAT
Right?
TIFFANY
Jesus.
PAT
TIFFANY
Trazodone!
TIFFANY LAUGHS
PAT
TIFFANY
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This job... I fucking love this job. More than sex, more than
masturbating, more than shooting up, I get off on making people
laugh.
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
A sense of obligation.”
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It’s that voice inside your head. It’s that sneaky, rat-bastard,
You know what I'm talking about. That voice that tells you
you're not good enough. Not good enough for what? Not good
enough to be what president of the United States? Well, okay, so
maybe you're not that good. But now are you good enough to dese
your share of basic human happiness? Are you good enough to be
okay with who and what you are? I say yes. But it doesn't matter
what I say. It's your voice, which means you're the one that
hears it. Which means you're the only one that can fight it,
right? Jesse, we never hear from you. What's going on? You can
tell me I'm full of shit. It's okay, I don't mind. Just come on.
Let us in on it.
Yeah, but you're the one sitting here, right? Telling us "thus"
and "so, be happy," "forgive yourself," blah, blah, blah. Have
you ever really hurt anybody? I don't just mean disappointed
your mother or whatever but did you ever really hurt someone?
I did hate myself for a long time. But it didn't stop me from
drinking and getting high. It just made it that much worse.
Self-hatred, guilt, it accomplishes nothing. It just stands in
the way. Stands in the way of what? True change.
INSERT
Yeah.
Four days is four days. You're here. You still working at the
laundry? How are things there?
No, he wasn't sick. No, he was just, like a I don't know, like a
problem dog.
What did he do? Bite someone?
You pick up the rock, you go right to the dark side. Anything
can happen.
Well, what was the problem? Why did you have to kill him?
Watch the cross-talk, please. Maybe it's not the details that
matter. Right? How'd you feel about what you did, Jesse?
I don't know.
Who cares how you feel? What kind of a person kills a dog for no
reason?
Colleen.
Colleen
You just don't sit there and talk about killing a helpless
innocent animal.
Colleen.
Why not? Why not? Maybe- Maybe she's right. You know, maybe I
should have put it in the paper. Maybe I should have done
something different. The thing is, if you just do stuff and
nothing happens what's it all mean? What's the point? All right,
this whole thing is about self-acceptance.
It's a start.
So, no matter what I do, hooray for me because I'm a great guy?
It's all good? No matter how many dogs I kill, I just what, do
an inventory and accept? I mean, you back your truck over your
own kid and you, like, accept? What a load of crap!
No, y-you know what? Why I'm here in the first place? Is to sell
you meth. You're nothing to me but customers! I made you my
bitch. You okay with that? Huh? You accept?
No.
About time.
INSERT
All right, look, man, I'm cashing in. I'm done. I'm 40 shit
years old,
LOLLIPOP
See, when you’ve got nothing or
nobody, that’s okay because down
the road, something else might
come your way. Maybe. But when you
don't want anything, when you
don't want anybody, when you don’t
want, just in general, that's...
not good. It’s bad. And it hurts.
It hurts.
How dense are you? Comedy? Who gives a shit about comedy, man?
What is it?
He tells me, only take one of these a week. It's like the
strongest, most dangerous shit this side of Bangkok. He tells
me, "Do not take more than one. Two of these'll stop your
heart."
No, the guy's right. The guy probably deserves a Nobel Prize and
I don't need a second opinion. I'm going to Maine, I'm gonna do
my show, get a lobster roll, maybe, get a motel room and then
throw three of these things down my head with some cognac.
I don't give a shit what that guy said, you can't do that.
Because!
Louie, look me in the eye and tell me I have one good reason to
live.
No.
No, no, I'm not-- I'm not playing that, I'm not doing it.
No, no love, okay? More like tough-- Not giving a shit anymore,
Eddie. If you want to-- If you want to tap out 'Cause your life
is shit-- You know what? It's not your life, it's life. It's--
Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't
something that you possess. It's something that you take part in
and you witness. You are-
You are so excited right now that you get to give the big
speech. You would love to be the guy that talks this loser, who
you never think about, out of suicide so you could feel better
about yourself. This is not about you, Louie. It's just me
saying goodbye. It was nice to know you when I knew you.
Listen, man, I haven't seen you in 20 years. And you're right, I
don't think much about you. I hope you don't kill yourself. I
really do. But I gotta go home.
INSERT
INSERT
You know how that goes, right? Gave myself all these little
rules about what I wouldn't do. Like, I told myself I'd do a lot
of shit to get high, but I swore I wouldn't never trick. So,
after I'm trickin' I thought, "This ain't so bad. I'll do this
for a while" except I'll make some more rules for myself, like
"I'm gonna use condoms, and I'm never gonna go" with more than
one guy at the same time," and Well, let's just say there are
certain things I told myself I wouldn't never do. You know what
my disease did to my rules, right? Yeah. Whatever it is you tell
yourself you won't do to get high, you're pretty much making a
list of everything you will do as soon as your inner addict
tells you to. I mean, that bitch wants to kill me. She does.
Even on my way here today, she was telling me not to come. She
was tellin' me that I was all right on the street, that it was
all good. I'm about done. I want to thank you all for letting me
share.
Hey, Bubs.
Yeah. I used to love to get high. Got to the point-- You know,
I'm not in the right place to talk about this right now.
INSERT
One kid thought every time I vomit, I threw up the rainbow. That
got to me.
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BUTTONS
But no matter what happens, and I
think we can all agree on this...
“The show must go on.”
LOLLIPOP
The show must go on.
SLAPPY
The show must go on.
CHUCKLES
The show must go on.
BOZO
The show must go on.
Long pause.
DOCTOR NICHOLS
Thank you for sharing, guys.
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the end