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the vision necessary to propel student journalism at Bard. campaign.
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Editors, put a drop cap on the second para- 03
I want to compliment you all on graph of a column, and you can’t lay
having decided to combine the Free
Press and the Observer. In an era
out a column in two different type-
faces. It looks ridiculous. Honestly, if
Cop Shop
when there is an unfortunate de- I had a higher opinion of your skills, I Dispatches and Alerts from Your Friend
cline of print media, the revival of a
newspaper at Bard is a welcome
might believe you intentionally mess
up my layouts just to irritate me. Ken Cooper
and hopeful sign. I congratulate you And why does Donna get so much
all, wish you well, and hope you will space? NO ONE CARES WHAT SHE Vandalism and Fires Abound!
share this message with the contrib- THINKS. Half of her budget forum
uting writers and artists. The first is- column is the same word over and
sue is extremely promising, and if over and over. “Waaaaaaahhhh, Crimes of idiocy have oc- also leave food heating on
there is anything those of us in the waaaaaaahhhh....” Honestly. curred at various points on the stove, fall asleep and
administration can do to help, please Keep up the good work! You campus this past week. wake to the firemen breaking
let me know. should publish this email. down their door to put out
Leon Botstein Rob Ross *The power of the paint their grilled cheese sand-
can, wielded by individu- wich. My mother is 97 and
als who have graduated from her friends are all over 80.
Editors, Editors, bathroom vandalism, have Something to ponder.
Re: “Market Decline Forces Bud- While I generally enjoyed Rob seen fit to demonstrate to
get Cuts” in the last issue - good ar- Ross’s piece in your last issue (“Bud- all of us that Bard some- *Another fire in a garbage
ticle. It’s not easy chasing down all geting Gives a Clear Picture of Bard- times admits students of can at Cruger is of great
limited capacity and matu- concern. As in most colleges,
those details at Bard. But I was hop- ians”) and in particular found the rity. We hope that the van- trash cans are made from plas-
ing to make a correction. ALL credit layout of the piece to be delightfully dals consider turning their tic - a hydrocarbon - fuel.
for the 100% post-consumer content avante-garde, there was one passage play school mentality into Someone thought that the can
paper selection goes to Julie Myers, that struck me as out of place. Reply- something more construc- was a big gray ashtray. New
the Purchasing Director. She does ing to global women’s rights group tive, like building struc- York State Law forbids smok-
tures from their leggo box. ing in buildings, and basic
all the work for making that environ- SWEAR’s statement on Planning commonsense dictates that
mentally responsible choice work Committee’s decision to give them *This Monday at 4am, the throwing lit cigarettes into
for Bard. It’s not easy to stick to that a budget of $.01, which included the volunteer fire department plastic bags and cans is a
choice, and to get all the blame for statistic that “‘1.3 women are raped was called out once again, bad idea - so, what am I
every paper jam that occurs on cam- every second,’” Ross responds, “I fail to save a pot of burning missing?
noodles.
pus, and any delivery that gets mis- to see the connection. I also wonder The Seton Hall Fire in 2000
managed, on top of paying the price how one third of a woman can be 44 percent of all turn- was set by some fun loving
premium... raped[.]” Setting aside the question outs to Bard are for burnt students who just want to
Thanks, of what a person who “fail[s] to see popcorn, toast and similar have a bit of action, setting
Laurie Husted the connection” between rape rates culinary missteps. Volun- fire to paper on a bulletin
teer firemen are less then board. The fire reached 1500
and funding for a women’s rights impressed with the cooking degrees, burning to death 2
Editors, group is doing attending Bard Col- abilities of Bard resident classmates, and killing an-
I must congratulate you on the lege, let alone sitting on the Planning students. Short of throwing other by smoke inhalation. 62
timely release of this semester’s first Committee, 1.3 is not equal to one all stoves into the recy- other classmates were severly
issue of the FREE PRESS. I know third, nor to one and one third. Is it re- cling bin, I am consider- hurt and 3 horribly disfig-
ing offering a security class ured. For those torching fly-
that integrating staff on short notice ally wise to have somebody capable on “How to Pay Attention to ers on dormitory doors, for
is hard, but you pulled it off. of such an elementary mathematical Cooking,” 101. On a side “fun” the result may be hor-
Now, for God’s sake, will you stop error taking such a prominent role in note, I find an interest- rific.
letting whatever coked-up orangutan the budgeting process? ing comparison to my moth-
that butchered the layout of my col- Respectfully yours, ers former assisted living Bard - a place to think - about
building. Many residents consequences of actions.
umn near the computer? You can’t D. O. McColloch
04
In mid-February,
Professor Joel
Kovel circulated
an open letter to
the Bard commu-
nity that outlines
his account of the
administration’s
decision not to re-
new his contract.
He has taught at Bard
since 1988, when he
became the first to oc-
cupy the controver-
sial Alger Hiss chair.
He spoke with the
FREE PRESS over the
phone and over email.
The Separation Wall in Bethlehem; PHOTOS BY Dan Terna
Since you posted your statement on intention was to set up an amicable res- Zionism and actively suppresses anti- thought that you were doing just fine on
your website, there has been a large olution to this. I’ve been around a long Zionism? your own.’ I was; I know how to handle
response on campus, including an time, and I know this could be resolved First of all, when we say ‘Bard,’ that myself, but that’s not the point. Where
investigation by the student govern- peacefully. February 7th I met with the can mean a lot of different things. I does Bard stand? Is it being consistent
ment, and a student forum at which dean and then on February 10th I re- know the President openly supports Zi- with its principles? I can conclude to
Michele Dominy, Amy Ansell and Jim ceived a very official-looking letter ef- onism. It’s good that he’s up front about that no, they have not been. The air of
Brudvig answered questions regard- fectively dismissing me. I felt troubled it. I know other key members of the fac- silence on campus says it all. It’s very
ing the administration’s decision not and undeserving of being dismissed. ulty support Israel. I’m sure there are profound. There’s a long-standing tradi-
to rehire you. What’s happening now I’d made it clear that I wanted to nego- trustees as well. I don’t think overall tion of opposition of anti-Zionism itself;
from your point of view? tiate. I went and continued my process; the institution supports Zionism. Most they’re very touchy about criticism. You
Well, I think there are a number of I met the Dean, that was a very heated people at Bard are like everywhere else, hardly hear anybody talk about or make
administrative procedures taking their meeting. At the end of that it was agreed they’re in the middle, and unfortunately parallels to Israel and apartheid Africa.
course; I’m not familiar with student upon that I should talk to Botstein. I left they’re afraid of speaking out. In terms I would be glad to debate anyone, and
procedures. The American Association that meeting with the understanding of being active against people like me, anywhere. I think I’m right, I don’t know
of University Professors (AAUP), both that they would get back to me. I waited that’s a question that can’t be answered I’m right, I feel very strongly, but what
the national organization and the Bard a week and nothing was happening. At yes or no, that’s a thing that requires I do know is that we don’t have a good
chapter, are looking into it. I found out that point I had to conclude they didn’t looking at a pattern. It would be pretty debate in America, and not at Bard, and
also today the Middle East Studies As- want any further dialogue. I was con- stupid of them to say “we oppose Pro- that’s terrible. You’re not in a place that
sociation (MESA), they’re looking into cerned that justice be done and people fessor Kovel” - that wouldn’t happen. gives you the vitality of a debate of one
it, and issued a letter to Bard to begin here learn about it. It was very striking when my book was of the great issues of our time. It’s like
the evaluation over again. They felt Since they weren’t going to discuss banned by the University of Michigan an elaborate public relations campaign.
that my allegations had enough sense it with me internally, I decided to take Press in 2006 - you consider that a ma- What’s your reaction to the nega-
to them to reopen investigations. The it externally. I feel American academia jor breach of freedom of ideas. We got tive SOTC forms from students?
ball’s in Bard’s court now, we’ll see what and Bard play a definite role in the dis- 650 letters to support the book, and My response is that yes, I have very
happens. cussion of human rights violations of they [U. of Michigan Press] backed out. strong views, but a great many of those
What was your initial feeling when Israel. Bard was saying nothing about Not one letter came from Bard. Bard did students I’ve worked with over the years
they told you they weren’t renewing this and I thought this was not the way I not support its faculty - I think that’s re- have not had that point of view. I deeply,
your contract? felt the college where I’ve worked for so markable and also reprehensible. Bard personally respect the integrity of each
It was one of shock and surprise. I long should behave. so prides itself for being this bastion of student. I think it’s really remarkable
had been involved in discussions - my Do you feel Bard openly supports free thought. Botstein told me ‘Well, I that you have an evaluation from 2006
05
Pre-Bard Credits Will No Longer Count at Room Draw we can finally start improving the sad state of the week-
end social scene here at Bard.
Think you’ve got that suite or that Manor single in to determine what year you are. Next time, I hope to give you all the gift of a student
the bag thanks to all your prissy AP work? Well think Through some very complex arithmetic that is space update! We are also working at getting the stu-
again! Your extra credits are no longer good here. In beyond the understanding of your humble interlocu- dent government website updated and streamlined so
what student senator Travis McGrath sees as no less tor, this will mean, according to Brittany Rode of the stay tuned for that. If anyone has any questions, as al-
than a class issue - that is, people who went to fancy Student Life Committee, that fewer “upperclassmen ways, feel free to email me at ep694@bard.edu.
high schools are more likely to have extra credits and will get TBAed and more people will get rooms. Basi-
thereby get better rooms - the student gov. and Res cally.”
Life have agreed to apply only credits earned at Bard -T.W.
07
When Sen. Hillary Clinton was nominated by the Democratic and
appointed Secretary of State, NY Working Families parties, and, in a
Gov. David Paterson appointed major upset, the New York Indepen-
Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand to Clin- dence Party, which usually supports
ton’s Senate vacancy, creating yet Republicans. The Libertarian Party
another vacancy in the House for of New York, which is currently at-
Bard’s 20th Congressional dis- tempting to obtain ballot access for
trict. This sprawling district in- the race, has put forth Eric Sund-
cludes Annandale-on-Hudson as wall, an IT consultant and state Lib-
well as vast swathes of upstate ertarian Party chair.
New York. Though originally
drawn to be a safe seat for Repub- Special elections are notoriously un-
lican John Sweeney, the troubles predictable, and the loyalties of New
of the local economy, the unpop- York’s 20th are divided. Tedisco
ularity of President Bush, and has a long track record in office, the
Sweeney’s ethics issues - the “Con- district has a preponderance of reg-
troversies” section of his Wikipe- istered Republicans, and his party
dia page has 12 entries - lead to a has performed well in other special
Democratic insurgency: Kirsten elections since Barack Obama’s vic-
Gillibrand defeated the longtime tory. On the other hand, Murphy has
incumbent in 2006 and captured shown momentum in recent polls,
more than 60% of the vote in her and he has the endorsement of now-
re-election last November. Senator Gillibrand, who is still enor-
mously popular here. And it would be a mistake to write off
Paterson’s appointment of Kirsten Gillibrand, which has prov- Sundwall, whose clear stances against the Wall Street bailout
en controversial with downstate Democrats, has opened up a and the stimulus package are sure to endear him to some local
wild and unpredictable contest for her vacant Congressional voters - as well as the fact that, unlike in 2006, he might actu-
seat. Longtime State Assembly member Jim Tedisco, who re- ally be on the ballot.
cently rose to the leadership of the Assembly Republicans, has
received the endorsement of the Republican and Conservative Over the past month, the FREE PRESS has had the opportunity
parties. Scott Murphy, a former staffer to two Democratic gov- to speak on the record with all three candidates. In the spirit of
ernors of Missouri, who now runs a local venture-capital firm informed decision-making, we present the interviews, mostly
that finances and advises local startup businesses, has been unedited, to our readers.
So you’ve been serving in the people, at a higher level, and at the of our constituents. My philoso- ing for on that level - it doesn’t across the country. Bard, the
Assembly for over twenty years, next level of excellence.” phy of being a representative is make any difference, income largest employer in Red Hook,
that’s correct? I think, in public service, peo- much like Kirsten Gillibrand’s. level, whether they’re minority had to lay off workers. What’s
Sure. ple move you, and my goal has We may have some philosophical or majority - they’re looking for your plan to bring more funding
So what made you deicde to always been to be in the best way differences, but we agree on some someone that’s able to stand up, to higher education in the Hud-
run for Congress now? You’d be so I can serve the most people, and very important issues. speak out, and understand that a son Valley and the nation?
Jim Tedisco, the Republican candidate for the U.S. House seat vacated
by Kirsten Gillibrand’s appointment to the Senate, spoke with the
FREE PRESS’s Donna McColloch about his experience and his politics.
starting over in terms of senior- make the best difference in their We agreed that it was a security representative needs to be less of Well, before I became a legisla-
ity. quality of life. And I think, right issue that we give illegal aliens a speaker and more of a listener. tor, I had a real job - I like to say -
Well, I’ve always believed that now, that’s in this Congressional drivers’ licenses, an issue where And I think I’ve been very good and an important job, also: I was
people move you from on level to spot. she supported me. And we beat at being a representative in that an educator for 10 years. And I
another in terms of service. I was a OK. back one of the most powerful regard - that’s reaching out, and know and understand, like some
city councillor for five years; they I want this information in the voices in New York State - the pre- finding out what the concerns of of my colleagues, but unlike oth-
came to me when the assembly piece: my website is www.jimte- vious Governor, Eliot Spitzer - we my constituents are, especially in ers, that the most powerful tool
opened up. They said, “We think disco.com; I’m on Twitter, Face- harnessed the support of the more these 10 counties. And I’ll be rep- any of us will have is what we
you can serve more people at a book, and YouTube. than 75 percent of people across resenting their agenda. So I think can give to the generation coming
higher level with a better level of Bard’s not a very Republican the state who said, ‘We agree with what people are looking for is not up - that’s going to be our future,
excellence.” school - staunchly pro-choice, you. We think immigration is im- necessarily one or two issues, but a great education. There’s nothing
And at that time, there was very much pro-gay-equality. portant, that this country is great a genuine philosophy of standing that’s going to be more powerful
support for that--that’s where they Why should Bard students vote because of the diversity, and we up and speaking out on behalf of than the ability to think analyti-
wanted me to be, and so I ran for for you? need more immigration - but we the people - finding all the people cally, communicate, and bridge the
that position. Of course, in the last Because I think what they’ve need legal immigration, and we and listening to all the people gap between diversity, difference,
few years I’ve been elected leader; shown is they want someone who want to send the message that if about what they want their Con- and different people - whether it
I was conference chair. And at this can stand up and speak out, and you come here and break the law gressional district to be. And I’ve relates to other nations, interna-
point, a good number of our con- be a representative and stand up to by coming here, and you get bene- shown that I’m capable of doing tional commerce, or understand-
stituents, in the great ten counties the most powerful interests when fits, then you really have no incen- that. ing how to do the best you can in
of this Congressional district, have they’re in power. But I’m about the tive to follow the process, which Alright. Onto issues more any type of employment situation.
come to me and said, “we think best interests of our constituents, takes a while, to become part of directly affecting Bard right And education is the most pow-
you could do a in Congress right and I think most politicians can this great mosaic as a full citizen.’ now. There have been cutbacks erful thing we’ll have. It won’t be
now, serving us, serving more make a difference for the interests So I think what they’re look- in funding for higher education money. It won’t be gold. It won’t
08
So both of your opponents in this race elected to Congress. tion, and what you mean by inflation is a government.
have experience in politics - Jim Tedisco So historical inevitability is the usual pumping of the money supply - it’s got to So you’d be opposed to the cap-and-trade
has been in the New York State Assembly thing that reporters will report in that type take place, and they’re just wasting future system that’s being proposed for green-
since before most Bard students were of situation, and rely on that as real analy- generations’ wealth in a matter of minutes house emissions?
born, and Scott Murphy was a gubernato- sis. Here’s the answer to your question. Ba- now. So, first of all, across the board cuts are I’d say that I’m more skeptical; I don’t think
rial staffer in Missouri. What experience sically, what we hope to accomplish in this something a Libertarian candidate would it’ll do any good and just lead to more lev-
are you bringing to the table? special election, in a condensed period of have to look at. If I were to be, miraculously, els of legislation and bureaucracy, and ulti-
Well, I do have practical business experi- time, is not only a recognition of the Liber- elected, I’d be more of a voice of opposition mately, in the end, just not make any differ-
ence in the community. I’ve lived in this tarian Party in general, but also of a lot of to the current spending spree that Congress ence.
area, in Columbia County, since 1994. My the Libertarian ideas. And certainly, in the is on. And, certainly, one representative One last question - higher education
dad has been in politics for quite some time; normal course, a Libertarian third-party couldn’t prevent that kind of result - even if funding is being cut by a lot of levels of
he served as a town board member in the campaign will grind along over the course it’s Jim Tedisco or Scott Murphy. They say government right now. Many colleges,
Town of Kinderhook for eight years. He was of however many months it takes, and pro- that don’t have an inclination toward that including Bard, are finding it increas-
chairman of the county Conservative Party duce a very typical result of anywhere from sort of thing. But they’re two career politi- ingly difficult to put together a workable
for a long time. I’ve served as chairman of one to three percent of the electorate. What cians, with promises to special interests, budget. Would you be in favor of more
the Libertarian Party of New York; I’ve also we’re hoping for in this particular election and they’ve made promises to the district higher education spending right now?
served on the national committee for the is not only another special election with to spend money that doesn’t exist. And that Not at all. I’m in favor of eliminating that
Libertarian Party. So in terms of third-party very low turnout - but our expectation is will have an impact for future generations, spending altogether. Why should I be
politics, I do have quite a bit of experience. that, with our rejection of the stimulus and for decades to come. spending any money of my own in order
Obviously, the problem for us is always bal- bailout packages, we’ll get enough voters’ So you’re opposed to increased spend- to send you to a $50,000 a year college like
lot access - and also you have to be elected. attentions where you could theoretically ing, but almost half the current stimulus Bard, just to read Henry David Thoreau on
So in terms of experience with third par- win this kind of an election with as little package was tax cuts. Senator DeMint of the weekend?[*] I see no obligation for any
ties, that’s always kind of a unique thing. as 30,000 votes. So that’s not unrealistic to South Carolina proposed an amendment taxpayer or individual to support anybody
But in this particular case, I’ve also run for look at, in terms of energy and turnout. I’ll that would replace the entire stimulus else’s secondary education.
this office, back in 2006, and I actually got grant you, certainly, that can’t happen in a package with a tax cut package. What Alright. Any final comments?
knocked off that ballot, despite collecting longer election, but that’s not the case. would you say about tax cuts? Should tax Sure. If you look at the issues the Libertar-
over 5,200 signatures. I think you’re going to see a great deal of rates be lowered right now? ian Party will promulgate in an election,
Could you tell me a little more about your support from the liberty community in gen- It should if they would be cutting spend- you’re going to see the end of Social Securi-
business experience? What kind of busi- eral, in the whole country and in the state, ing, but they’re probably not doing either. ty, the unjust drug war - a lot of the other is-
ness are you in? but you’re also going to see a large media I don’t generally buy the argument that the sues: military spending, entitlement spend-
I’m an independent IT consultant. I used presence that really would be mostly un- stimulus package is a matter of tax cuts. ing that’s really just ruining this country.
to run an operation called Old Kinderhook precedented for a Libertarian candidate to Any time you inflate the money supply, in And the only thing I would add to that is
Integrated Systems. We were based out of be part of. We expect to be in the WRMW a money system like this, it’s really a tax that we should be - human beings should
Kinderhook and Galatia from 1994 to about Channel 9 debates; we expect to be in those increase, because there’s inflationary pres- be - in the most prosperous time in human
2005, and then we shut our retail operation of March 26th. We’re working really hard sure. The banks and the institutions man- history right now, and we’re being bought
down, and now we just consult with some of on getting included in the Times-Union and age to make money, but the average person’s and cheered up by federal and state policies
our better clients. WMAC debates. So in terms of exposure, I dollar is subject to huge inflationary pres- that do nothing but spend and waste indi-
So the two other campaigns have ads on think we’ll be there. And, quite frankly, I’m sures. That’s a tax in and of itself. So I don’t viduals’ wealth and money, and eliminate
the air and are well-established. You’re known in Columbia County, and I’m known buy the idea that there’s a tax cut involved the prospects for any kind of notions of real
still trying to secure ballot access? in parts of Rensselaer County and Dutchess with any of this at all. freedom and liberty in this country.
That’s right. We will submit our petition on County. So I’m not a completely unknown On your website, you also talk briefly
Monday. We currently have in hand, right factor in all of this. about the importance of the environment.
now, about 7,000 signatures. The require- You were talking earlier about bringing What environmental policies should the
ment is 3,500 signatures. So it is our ex- Libertarian ideas to the table. Let’s talk federal government be enacting?
pectation that we’re going to submit these more about those. You oppose the bail- Well, the Libertarian perspective tends to be [*Ed. note: Though Mr. Sundwall’s invoca-
signatures and be on the ballot. In the event out package and the stimulus package, a little bit more contractual when it comes to tion of Thoreau may appear quite impoli-
that we’re challenged, we’re prepared to go and on your website you say that there environmental issues. Obviously, if some- tic, his reference, whether accidentally or
to court with a legal team. We have every- “should be no increase in the national one dumps garbage on your lawn, there’s a not, may be valid. Behold, forsooth, in the
thing all prepared in order to do that. In the debt.” Even before the bailout and the course of action that you can take on a legal “Economy” section of Walden:
spring of 2006, I got knocked off, and our stimulus, the federal government was path. So in terms of any sort of legislative “At Cambridge College the mere rent of a stu-
lawyers have a good deal of experience with running a huge deficit. Where would you or political plan or proposal, anything that dent’s room, which is only a little larger than my
this now. So, again, yes, that’s what we’re make cuts? reduces the size of the federal government own, is thirty dollars each year, though the corpo-
doing. In terms of campaigning, what I’ve We could make cuts across the board. is subsequently going to reduce pollution. ration had the advantage of building thirty-two
been telling everyone in the media is that We’ve extended our empire across the en- The federal government is the largest pol- side by side and under one roof, and the occu-
the petitioning process, as much as I find tire world. We’re deployed in countries like luter in the entire United States. So in my pant suffers the inconvenience of many and noisy
it abhorrent in terms of real democracy, the Japan and Germany and South Korea still. estimation, if you reduce the size of the fed- neighbors, and perhaps a residence in the fourth
reality is that I’m out here talking to real It’s a tremendous expenditure that’s being eral government, you’re also going to be re- story. I cannot but think that if we had more true
voters on a daily basis. I’ve collected over made, in terms of keeping all of these pres- ducing the amount of pollution. So, in that wisdom in these respects, not only less education
200 signatures myself, and because of that, ences overseas. You could probably save a regard, that’s the sort of issue that I would would be needed, because, forsooth, more would
having conversations not just with voters trillion dollars, real fast, if you were to re- employ in that type of situation. already have been acquired, but the pecuniary
but with average people - in Greenwich ally withdraw a lot of our forces from all So you think a reduction of the size of the expense of getting an education would in a great
Falls, in Hudson, in Greene County. So in around the world. We’re spending too much federal government should be the main measure vanish. Those conveniences which the
my estimation, except for that fact that these money on what we call “national defense,” environmental policy that the federal student requires at Cambridge or elsewhere cost
split-second, say-nothing commercials are when in reality there’s special interests out government should be enacting? him or somebody else ten times as great a sacri-
out there, inundating the public, we’re out there promulgating the American empire. I Potentially. And I think that the CAFE stan- fice of life as they would with proper management
there running a real campaign in terms of think that would be the number one way to dards, and all the other things they’re try- on both sides. Those things for which the most
day-to-day interactions with the public. cut money. ing to tweak in order to get people to behave money is demanded are never the things which
So generally, though, you’re not in a very The other thing would be that, in terms in a certain way, are just grossly unfair and the student most wants. Tuition, for instance,
established position; it seems unlikely of Libertarian ideas and principles, the inefficient, and just won’t work. We’re see- is an important item in the term bill, while for
that you would win. Why would you run? Federal Reserve and currency that’s not ing strides in technology and strides in con- the far more valuable education which he gets
Well, why do you say that? backed up with anything is a huge issue. sumer awareness that are achieving results by associating with the most cultivated of his
Well, no Libertarian has ever been And you’re seeing a great deal of infla- without, necessarily, the coercive hand of contemporaries no charge is made.” -T.W.]
six years on paper
What you have in your hands is a spin-off of a spin-off. This publi- from their respective home countries (Belgium, Iran, Mexico, Unit-
cation is the second cousin of www.artwurl.org and a young, rebel- ed Kingdom, Venezuela) to submit work, 2) display the final fifteen
lious sibling of www.six-years.com selected works in an unexpected, loosely thematic constellation in
It all began with the brainchild of Carlos Motta, artwurl, which five installments on six-years.com, and 3) create a printed version
Tirdad Zolghadr’s ‘Curating and Criticism’ seminar at the Center of the images and texts to remit to the contributing artists.
for Curatorial Studies inherited in August 2008. Shortly thereaf- What you have in your hands is the culmination of this October
ter, in October, six-years.com saw the light of day. The site was, and Rebellion. It brings an end to our resistance and turns us into Up-
is, a “dematerialized” exhibition space that changes work, curator, state promoters, distributors, and reviewers of works by Ali Chit-
and critic on a weekly basis. saz, Shadi Malek, Miguel Amat, Paul Newman, Saskia de Coster,
Six-years.com’s arrival brought together a group of five first-year Johan Jacobs, Pablo Rasgado, Ruben Gutiérrez and Jaime Ruiz Otis.
students as part of the seminar. These five newcomers were skep- Many thanks go to Christina Linden at CCS and the Bard Free Press
tical of the cybernetic utopianism and the undefined minimalism for generously (but perhaps unknowingly) helping us in complet-
that informed the web project, and answered with a “re-material- ing this act of apostasy.
ized” and geographically mappable contribution that went public Andrea Torreblanca; Diana Stevenson; Carlos Palacios; Sohrab
between December 12, 2008 and January 30, 2009. The dissidents’ Mohebbi; Sarah Demeuse.
modus operandi was a simple 3-step procedure: 1) invite artists
Cover: Miguel Amat, GLG Partners-London-Headquarters, from the series Top Hedge Fund Firms, January 2008
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Traveling in the Socorro deserts of New Mexico, an unidentified flying to explore other dimensions of the various fictional characters that
object drifts in to view. “Who’s there?” As this is a holiday destination populate his work. Paul Newman’s work (performance, painting and
especially favoured by visitors from other planets, the question seems installation) involves quasi-human creatures finding themselves in
relevant. However, it turns out that the visitor has only traveled a few discomforting scenarios. Interior anxieties are played out by placing
thousand miles from the UK, rather than the light years others make these creatures (already bearing the evidence of psychological unrest)
to this particular location. But like the scientists and specialists of the into an environment where their disquiet is amplified to the stuff of
extra terrestrial, this visitor is also in the desert to undertake research, nightmares.
Preceding pages: Somewhere in Socorro II, 2006; The Socorro Connection, 2006; Above: Somewhere in Socorro I, 2006
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Ripple
Borrow fragments and overturn them ironically, or even, place them just as they are.
Chronicles of confined pasts and presents: portrayals of strangers that glance on opposite sides.
This is the history of histories, where translation occurs at a distance; where individual battles emerge and archetypes are broken.
Stumbling with the unknown at an edge in which nothing else occurs, but the anxiety of a mosquito flying in the midst of conflict.
The work of Pablo Rasgado Quintanar often presents an encounter with the object. In this translation, each of his works open a possibility for collected
quotidian. He tunes into a secret stratum that hides beneath the quotidian stories, as they unfold the predicaments of each of their layers. Landscape
surface and that often emerges in disguise. Pablo Rasgado walks the city (2006) is a dissected project that focuses on a single subject: mountains.
streets and interrupts his itinerary to remove elements that confound him. The repetition of this motif in multilayered quotations visualizes how we
By means of several formats he accumulates, assembles, and reconstructs see, interpret, absorb, and decipher meanings. Pablo Rasgado currently
chronicles that pose philosophical questions that are implicit in every lives and works in Mexico City.
To get to Memphis from New Orleans, it is necessary to drive the whole length of Mississippi, taking Route 55 where it starts somewhere over the Louisiana
swamps. The swamps from the highway cannot be seen in any detail and the trees and water are gone before you can take a picture. The landscape flickers away,
further away behind us, receding into the past along with the petrol cap we left at the gas station, the odd acquaintances, and the hospitable sunlight of a southern
winter. These pictures show landscape as an ephemeral thing, as much a fiction of reconstructive imagination than a document of the world outside. Romantic
memories of past adventures, idealised and distilled - clouds and a horizon line are all that are left. Did we see two people sitting on that rock, or was it the final
remains of some ancient relic? Is it time to saddle the horses? When we get to Memphis we can have some beer and look in to the Mississippi River.
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The scenario is pretty common: two artists become friends and decide to col- of a Capital). Saskia’s acerbic columns appear in De Standaard and NRC news-
laborate. This time the story is set in Brussels in 2008; its main characters are papers. She has published four daring novels - Vrije Val (2002), Jeuk (2004),
Johan Jacobs (1961) and Saskia De Coster (1976). He, the freelance photographer, Eeuwige Roem (2006) and Held (2007) - and is now working on her fifth
specializes in documentary, reportage, and portraiture and provides the images. book. Saskia has also written lyrics for musicians such as Dez Mona and Daan
She, the writer, comes up with bold, often enigmatic statements that look like Stuyven, and has worked with experimental theatre companies (The Crew).
captions.
Now the Chances of Being Struck are Pretty Slim (2008) combines a caption with
Johan frequently contributes in Belgian newspapers and weekly publications what looks like a burned portrait of a young man. The referent and context of
(De Standaard, Humo). His work has been included in several books and exhibi- the caption are unclear. Through this semiotic ambivalence and skewed visual
tions, such as 300 Jaar Geschiedenis van de Munt (1996) (300 Years of History perspective, the piece responds to a visual regime that is intrigued by disaster
of the Monnaie) and Brussel, Groei van een Hoofdstad (1999) (Brussels, Growth and the representation of human destruction.
Left: Now the Chances of Being Struck are Pretty Slim, 2008
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“On that Petrol Free Sunday people took out their bikes and headed in serpentines to the capital.”
I see highways as the open pastures of anti-OPEC wannabe Wild West explorers.
He rattles on about cycling on the worst traffic intersection in the country.
1970s in 2008.
Horses gush behind herds of buffalos. Kevin Costner’s voice somewhere.
1862 in 1990.
This is a sincere exercise in free association spiced with some cynical daydreaming parasitically feeding on another man’s nostalgia. Like re-enacting a historical
soccer game—Pelè scoring in the World Cup or Maradonna’s mano de dios—but backwards and interrupted each sixth minute for a Corona commercial.
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Left: Miguel Amat, Goldman Sachs-Monaco, from the series Top Hedge Fund Firms, January 2008
When people call little Wayne “Lil Wayne” he tells them to call
him “Big Wayne” instead. But the title is pretty accurate—he’s
a three foot tall first grader in New Orleans. “There are times
when he’s extremely mature, trying to be the older kid, but
there are times when he’s just a regular six year-old who likes
to be picked up and held in your arms,” explains Anna Putnam
(’09), who teaches at his school through the Bard New Or-
leans summer camp. Wayne and Anna are pictured to the right.
What made you want to come back to Bard and in some sense the book was a kind of What book do you have the most fun
to teach? stunt because it was so narrowly focused. I teaching?
Well, I knew Bard, I liked the people here, I had a lot of fun doing it, but what I wanted A great many of them. If you put it a different
believed in the kind of teaching that was be- to do was a larger project on what you’d call way, in terms of which author, I would say
ing done. At that time Bard thought of itself period style in that same area, Victorian fic- Chaucer. In some ways he’s the most com-
as a very particular place, a place different tion, which I find very rich, very interesting panionable.
from other American colleges and universi- for this kind of research. What I’m going to Did you have any teachers that inspired
ties. be working on there is a larger number of de- you to become a teacher?
Why English in particular? vices and characteristics which you find in I had a number of extremely good teachers
I started out wanting to write. I did a creative Victorian Fiction and not in contemporary when I was here. The one I’ve been thinking
senior project, a collection of poems. I knew fiction or even early 20th century fiction, about recently was someone who just started
very much this is what I wanted to do. I went or at least not as much, and what we can say when I was at Bard. 30 years old, beginning
to a high school specializing in the sciences about those. poet, just had his first book published, a man
and it became very clear to me that a career In the course of your career at Bard, what named Donald Finkel. He was my adviser
in science didn’t interest me, and literature would you say you’ve accomplished? and a wonderful teacher; he was just here
seemed like a pleasant way to spend one’s I wouldn’t say it’s any large structural thing. that first year and wound up going to the
time. It’s educating a large number of students, University of Washington in St. Louis. I saw
Why are you retiring? which obviously doesn’t mean giving them in the paper that he died in his 80s. I had no
That’s actually a very hard question to an- their complete education, but I think I’ve contact with him in all of those fifty years
swer. I’ve been thinking about it over a num- been able to show students certain kinds of but it was lovely to work with him. Every
ber of years, in the past four or five, and part things, particularly in the combination of time I walk past his old office I get this sense
of it is almost abstract. It’s been a very long the history of the English language and the of layers of history. One of the most influen-
time that you’ve been in this one place - as work of English Literature. In some ways my tial teachers for me was Erma Brandise, my
much as you like it, shouldn’t you try some- approach has been somewhat old fashioned, senior project advisor, my mentor, my friend.
thing new at some point? More specifically, or out of fashion, which to me has been more It would take hours to describe her. I assume
I’d say I had a rather ambitious book project important to do so at least students get a taste people still remember her - Bard gives the
I wanted to take on and I realized that I’m of it - to pay very close attention with word- Brandise prize every year. She was a marvel.
just not very good at working on that kind of ing. It’s almost a kind of ear training, to make What are five landmarks in English Litera-
project while teaching, I wanted to be able to fine distinctions - one situation, one way of ture in the last 200 years?
concentrate on it. describing a situation, is not really the same I would concentrate on the romantics, partic-
What’s the book about? thing as something else. There are differenc- ularly Wordsworth and Keats. Ulysses has to
I did a book a number of years ago, it came es that you’re discriminating; there’s both a be in there. I love Dickens so I’d be sorry not
out in 1980, on essentially one particular pleasure and much to be learned by making to have a representative Dickens novel in the
stylistic device in Charles Dickens novels, these fine discriminations. list. And for five I guess I’ll say Henry James.
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Prof. Graham, a Bard College Fellow, has
been here since 2006, specializing in Victo- Prof. Stephen Graham attended Harvard and Yale Drama School, and
rian Studies - a field that does not suggest his
somewhat remarkable upbringing. His father, in 1979 founded the New York Theater Workshop, a renowned off-
Philip Graham, was publisher and co-owner
of the Washington Post from 1946 until he com- Broadway non-profit theater, where he was executive director until
mitted suicide in 1963; his mother, Katherine
Graham, then took over and presided as the 1986. From 1993 to 1998, he was co-publisher of Ecco Press. Before
Post broke the Watergate scandal. She chroni-
cled her own life in the Pulitzer-prize winning
arriving at Bard, he had previously taught at Columbia and at the New
autobiography Personal History.
What was it like growing up with parents
School. He sat down with the FREE PRESS’s Joey Sims and discussed
who were so prominent in the publishing
world?
how he set aside his tumultuous roots and carved his own path.
One tends to accept whatever the environ-
ment is. So I wasn’t aware that there was band rehearsing in the living room. But the and all my exams and papers were canceled The Ecco Press was on its own and was floun-
anything unusual about my family or their fact that she was often not there made that an freshman year. So that was an unexpected dering and having financial problems. I came
circumstances. My father worked at this big easier call for her. fringe benefit of the Cambodian incursion. on board for a number of years, trying to make
building and had an office at the top floor, but So there was benign neglect, you know, What was the inspiration for founding the it into a self-sustaining small literary press,
you know, a lot of people’s fathers were busi- and it had its pluses and minuses. For exam- New York Theatre Workshop in 1979? which is…impossible. But nevertheless, we
nessmen. And the Washington Post Compa- ple, nobody ever made me do my homework. I worked on some shows and I produced a cou- tried for a while. But it continued to lose mon-
ny wasn’t really nationally known. It wasn’t It’s kind of the lot of the younger siblings - the ple things. And then it became clear that there ey, although it was an enormously satisfy-
really a factor outside Washington D.C. until first-born are kind of hovered over and every were certain things that it didn’t make sense ing time. I met all these interesting poets and
Nixon and Watergate. step is watched and great things are expected, to put on Broadway, or even off-Broadway. so on. But at the end of the day, Ecco got sold
Was there every any discussion of you tak- and by the time you get to number four, you re- Things like Sarah Kane’s Blasted, for example. to Harper Collins, so it’s now part of a larger
ing over the Washington Post? ally are left alone to carve out your own path. [When scripts] came across my desk I would firm. All those poets now work ultimately for
It never entered my mind. For one thing, I I liked being left alone. I could have done with have thought, ‘Hmm, this looks a little iffy Rupert Murdoch. I feel fine about that. Poets
loathed Washington. I didn’t go to Bard, but I some more supervision, it probably caused to have a backer’s audition and raise money deserve to get paid.
easily could have. I’m the kind of arty younger me some problems adjusting to college. When from a bunch of dentists, they’re gonna think So how have you found Bard so far?
sibling who often winds up at Bard, whereas I had to run my own life, I think it took me lon- this play is really strange. We need a non-prof- Awful. I don’t know how to describe the bru-
his older siblings might wind up at Penn. I ger to figure out how than it might have. it arm.’ So I started it initially just as a founda- talizing work conditions here - no, honestly,
never lusted for journalism or business in par- How did your mother handle the transi- tion, and then it kind of metamorphosed into a compared to the only other two institutions
ticular. I just didn’t have the political gene, the tion? more traditional non-profit theater. I’ve taught at, Bard is, for me, ideal. It would be
journalistic gene. It’s like if your parents work She has nine lives, my mother. She stepped And ‘Rent’ had its first production at the more ideal if it were closer to New York City,
at G.M. and you have a rebellious streak, it’s down as head of the company after a very suc- New York Theater Workshop. it’s a bit of a hike, but the trains run and are
likely you won’t want to go into making cars. cessful time. Then she worked for seven years It was largely a blessing, because prior to Rent comfortable. What I want is smart students
You have to find some niche that hasn’t on her autobiography. Wrote the whole thing we were always financially strapped – which - and without denigrating the New School,
been filled by somebody else, so you cast herself. She had never written a book. Filled is the case with most downtown non-profit a lot of the students there are perfectly intel-
around. I just couldn’t wait to get out of Wash- up one yellow pad after another. It won the Pu- theaters of a very risky kind. And for the next ligent but it’s a mixed bag and there are a lot
ington. I do not have a sense of exclusion. litzer Prize. And now these plays and movie ten years we piled up royalties, so we always of people who are there to get a stamp put on
How did you handle your father’s suicide? projects keep rumbling around. [The latest is had a cash reserve. It got the theater settled on their passport so they can get a job at Citibank
I’m still trying to figure that out. It was a such an HBO project written by Joan Didion, with a solid footing and gave us a lot more visibility. or somewhere like that.
a catastrophic event. I was 11. It affected me Laura Linney rumored to play Katharine Gra- People started approaching us with a higher And Columbia is obviously a distin-
traumatically and fundamentally. But I can’t ham]. caliber of plays. The downside was that it cre- guished place but its personality is horren-
really quantify it. Losing a parent at that age I admire her, you know, I admire her work ated a sort of welfare culture, a culture of de- dous. Feuding, backstabbing, hostility, un-
undermines your whole sense of stability ethic. I loved her. We weren’t close in the sense pendency, so that Rent cash reserve gradually happiness, departmental rivalries – I mean,
and probably makes you emotionally wary. of yukking it up together. She was earthy, dwindled. And now they’ve run out and we’ve it’s a really grim place to work. So at Bard I
Guarded. Beyond that, you’ll have to talk to but we didn’t totally share the same sense of really had to cut back. So it has reverted to its find collegiality, I find bright students, I find a
my psychotherapist. humor, let’s say. And there were moments of original, excitingly financially unstable state place that hires a lot of adjuncts. This does not
How did life change after your mother, conflict. of being. please some tenured faculty, but it pleases me
Katharine Graham, took over at the Post? What was life like at Harvard? What are the theater’s prospects now? since I’m not one.
I was left to my own devices. My house be- I got there right in the middle of Vietnam, so If it collapses, it collapses. I don’t think immor- I don’t know if this is the sort of thing that
came the gathering spot of choice for a certain it was very political. My dorm room was right tality should necessarily be the aim of any- one should confess to, but I adore reading and
counter-cultural element. I’m not going to use on Massachusetts Avenue, so every time there thing. One theater collapses, somebody comes researching things, and I love history, and I
the phrase ‘pot parties’…never let that phrase was a demonstration they would march past. along and starts another. I never dreamt that it love novels, and I have crafted a professional
escape my lips. Also at that time I played the Spring of my freshman year there was a big would last this long. life of sorts in which I am able to pursue those
drums, and she was very understanding, strike because we bombed Cambodia. There How do you remember your time at Ecco, interests in a somewhat focused, organized
tolerant, about my really not very good rock were demonstrations and strikes and unrest, the literary press? way.
Comparatively paltry though Bard’s endowment may be, it’s nonetheless a source of power - one that demands to be
wielded responsibly. The way Bard invests its money carries worldwide social implications, which is why the Student
Responsible Investment Committee exists. Katie Burstein, who heads the SRIC, answered Henry Schenker’s questions.
What exactly is the Student Responsible Investment that is invested in a socially responsible mutual fund. The Bard’s committee is one of many similar committees at col-
Committee? Class of 2007 created this Fund with a portion of their class leges and universities across the nation. However, the Bard
The Committee consists of 4 student representatives and gift, and the Class of 2008 donated part of their gift to the committee stands out because Bard’s trustees afford it so
4 faculty/staff representatives. The students are elected at fund. Hopefully, donating to the Social Choice Fund will much responsibility. Bard is one of only a few colleges and
Student Forums. Our mission is basically to improve the become a tradition for graduating classes and alumni alike. universities that have a Social Choice Fund for Endowment
transparency and social responsibility of the College’s en- What has the Committee done recently? Giving. Recently, the national Responsible Endowments Co-
dowment, and leverage the endowment for social change. Recently, we engaged McDonald’s in a dialogue about re- alition chose a member of Bard’s committee to represent col-
Because the College owns shares of public corporations, it ducing pesticide use in its fruit and vegetable crops. The di- leges and universities everywhere at the Social Investment
has the right to speak directly with corporate management, alogue started out with a letter of inquiry, and continued in Forum’s Third Annual Forum on Responsible Investing.
raise issues that may be voted on by all shareholders at an- the form of conference calls and emails. We are proud to say How can people get involved with SRI?
nual shareholder meetings, and vote on issues that are im- that we have reached a formal agreement with the company A direct line of communication between the Bard commu-
portant to the corporation. which requires McDonald’s to survey U.S. potato suppli- nity and the management of public corporations is a huge
What are the Committee’s responsibilities? ers, look for best practices of pesticide use reduction, work deal. If someone is concerned about irresponsible corporate
The Committee has three responsibilities. First, it makes to encourage the adoption of those best practices through- behavior at a company we hold in our endowment, they can
proxy-voting recommendations to the Board of Trustees. out the supply chain and report back periodically to share- help the Committee write a formal letter expressing your
This means that instead of attending the annual sharehold- holders. In reaching this agreement with McDonald’s, Bard concerns. In the past, the Committee has teamed up with
ers meeting, we vote on issues by proxy, over the Internet. College has become a pioneer in shareholder activism: it is clubs like the Darfur Action Campaign to write letters to
It also maintains a partial list of the College Endowment’s just the second educational institution to come to a formal corporate management.
public stock holdings. Second, the Committee engages agreement with company management regarding company If you are interested in helping the Committee write a letter,
corporations held in the College’s endowment by writing policy. In the past we have engaged corporations such as or learning more about the Committee, please email Katie
shareholder letters and filing shareholder resolutions. Fi- Schlumberger and Conoco Phillips. In the future, we will Burstein (kb756@bard.edu) and Abbie Paris (ap678@bard.
nally, we support the Bard College Social Choice Fund for continue engaging companies. edu). Also, look out for SRIC-sponsored general-interest
Endowment Giving, which is a portion of the Endowment Are there other colleges doing this type of work? meetings and guest speakers.
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There are vampires among us. Fear not: they’re only part-time.
We, your humble and intrepid illuminators of this dark and
little-known world, have always felt an unaccountable plea-
sure from Dracula, Anne Rice, and others of that ilk. When we
saw Bela Lugosi snarling mysteriously from a poster on the
wall of Kline, we were immediately intrigued. The text was curt:
Vampire LARP. Free Juice. No Cape Necessary.
1.
the grounds of being absurd. patrician and sophisticated “Ventrue” to the what is now Cancun, he sampled many college
We were wrong. Our new friends were as grotesque and monstrous “Nosferatu.” Char- students, and found Bard blood to be the most
excited to meet us as they were welcoming and acter creation allows the player to delve much satisfying. Seven Macaw lacks the propen-
We promptly emailed the address provided. kind. And we needed their help, as the strange deeper than just these ‘clans’ – we were invited sity for social interaction and is bewildered by
Never had Live Action Role-Playing par- new world of the vampires turned out to be to select our characters’ religious and politi- modern conventions; the role that gave Andrew
ticularly appealed to either of us in and of itself, more than we had anticipated. cal affiliations, strengths and weaknesses, and ample opportunity to rant senselessly in a loin-
but the prospect of Bard students masquerad- The LARPers (a subdivision of the Bard even a virtue and vice. Between the romantic cloth and face paint.
ing as creatures of the night was too titillat- MET, our resident gaming club) entrusted us aesthetic conjured by the language of the game, More surprising than the joy we found fill-
ing to turn down. Do they really think they’re with a lengthy sourcebook for the game, prop- its suitably morbid content, and the enormous ing in bubbles on a character sheet was the
vampires? Do they actually drink each other’s erly titled Vampire: The Requiem. We plunged degree of personalization available, we began to striking absence of ridicule we experienced
blood? How will I get in on this? headlong into LARP, a long-time counterpart feel our characters’ potential to take on a life of when we shared this joy with our friends, who
The first LARP of the semester was two to more traditional tabletop gaming. We learned their own. were consistently supportive and excited to
weeks away, which gave us ample time to get that, like its more famous cousin Dungeons & Our new characters, tailored to suit our hear the details. Regardless, there was a float-
our first glimpses of this strange new world— Dragons, Vampire is a story-telling game in respective fancies, couldn’t have been more ing, cursory disapproval of the whole concept of
and make our way in. We scheduled a prelimi- which characters drive the action and resolve different. Laura became Reagan, a geeky and role-playing, something that we ourselves felt
nary meeting with one of the bloodsucking conflicts by rolling dice. Bard’s incarnation of unassuming Bard student newly enlisted by despite our now intimate involvement with the
LARPers, and in the days leading up to the Vampire is set in Kingston - not the Kingston the vampires and turned sexy as an agent on game. A cultural undercurrent had informed all
appointment, our anxious conversations were we all know, but a Kingston where supernatu- campus: a role that, though tame, offered Laura of us that role-playing is irreconcilably uncool
crowded with stereotypical presumptions. ral madness is ever-present, like Gotham is to ample opportunity to ask journalistic questions no matter how engaging or harmless it may be.
We fancied we would encounter characters New York City. The framework of the game is without breaking character. Andrew became Why the interested eyes but upturned nose?
ripped from Napoleon Dynamite who were so a systematized slew of vampire myths drawn Seven Macaw, an ancient Mayan who went into Friday the 13th arrives - finally - the day
wrapped up in their own fantasy that they were from a wide variety of sources to suit the vary- hibernation to avoid the Spanish Conquest and of the vampire LARP, and a fine day to be a
entirely unaware of its lunacy. We expected to ing tastes of players. We could choose to play to await the next epoch of creation. Awakened vampire indeed! I sit nervous across from story-
meet people who would be attractive solely on as any of several kinds of vampires, from the a few years shy of 2012 during spring break in teller Senia, who is responsible for my pending
Photos by Anna Carnochan
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3.
‘embrace’ and initiation into the World of I stare at her blankly. My level 1 knowl- new friends surely meet. And so-called geeks demonstrated a
Darkness. See, within a role-playing game edge of what the fuck to do is proving in- they too possess extensive ob- confidence we lack.
like Vampire, the Storytellers (STs for sufficient. We are in Kline! People can see scure knowledge, another trait And on closer examination,
short) craft a dynamic story line by prepar- us and maybe hear us! But then she leans Four hours later, the LARP necessary to geekdom. But to their penchant for the pretend is
ing a web of contingencies and planning in. “You will have all eternity available to was over. Ten exhausted some- call someone a geek has other not as weird as it at first seems.
multiple threads of conflict. The three Bard continue your studies. You’ll be above and time vampires, still in drapecoats, implications, namely social in- Everyone in college wants to
STs meet for six or more hours the week of beyond society, both human and inhuman, eyeliner, tribal facepaint, etc., capability and an utter dearth suspend their life for something
each game to devise cunning plots to please and you will be out of contact with your life stumbled past scornful strangers of confidence. Our experience better. Leaving the LARP, I,
their fellow LARPers. Their task is daunt- as it is now. And you will be very beautiful. and into Michael’s Diner for a showed us this was clearly not Laura, whispered to Andrew,
ing but fun – during the game, they are Are you sure this is what you want?” well-earned dinner. the case. “Man, when was the last time
called upon to perform the parts of vari- “Yes,” I said flatly, meaning it, and she Popular consensus may be See, we are the ones who are our friends had this much fun
ous ‘non-player characters,’ which means told me to close my eyes and reach out my that live action role-playing is immersed in mainstream not- without getting fucked up?” It is
every person, whether friendly shopkeep or hand across the sticky table. the geekiest of all possible ac- geeky pastimes most weekend quite trendy to alter your reality
scheming foe, encountered by the players. I think it was then that I felt the first tivities. But what is this stereo- nights and supposedly possess chemically. The LARPers do it
So there I, Laura, am in Kline with Se- tinge of the perversity of role playing. It typical geek, and do the Bard theatrical confidence, but we manually. And what differenti-
nia, and she is telling me, in a voice that is wasn’t the sex and immorality inherent to LARPers fill that role? One im- experienced immense difficulty ates the reigning vampire sheriff
not quite her own, how useful I will be to vampires. It was that I felt suddenly im- mediate cultural marker of the feeling comfortable with the from tonight’s beer pong cham-
the vampires. She is now Celia, a powerful bued with a secret power and I was actively geek is a lack of regard for con- kind of on-the-spot improvisa- pion? To each his own fantastical
vampire who can brag of such traits as “an- trading my own mundane world for some- ventional fashion, a criterion our tion LARPing calls for. These construction.
gelic looks” and “level 4 celerity.” Suddenly thing preferable, regardless of its relevance
quite sultry, she is asking me questions, and to reality. And I liked it. Who watches the Watchmen? Well, everybody.
Superhero flick grosses $55,655,000 at box office opening weekend.
By Alex Eriksen
The Dark Knight. Haley was born to play this role
and is pitch perfect as Rorschach. Nite Owl un-
der his mask is mild mannered Daniel Drieberg, a
nerdy everyman with a penchant for gadgetry. Silk
Specter, while easy on the eyes, does the most to
hurt the film; her fiery attitude fails to make it over
from the comic, leaving us with a dry and often
irritating presence on screen. Crudup’s Dr. Man-
hattan weighs heavily on his vocal performance,
not having the advantages of his eyes or facial
expressions we take so often for granted. His de-
The long-awaited film adaptation of Alan Moore’s
tached and deadpan delivery saves some of the
celebrated graphic novel Watchmen is finally here--
character’s dramatic gravity. The ripped and often
and it’s making waves among critics and moviego-
nude Doctor is an impressive show of what the
ers alike. After making back nearly half of its $120
latest in CGI can do. Goode’s Adrian Veidt is com-
million budget in just three days, the film’s future
petent, capturing the self-styled business man,
looks very bright, in contrast to its apocalyptic end-
although readers of the comic will see and argue
ing. Watchmen is hands down the most thoroughly
rightly that he’s been miscast. The comic’s Veidt
imagined and faithfully executed adaptation of any
is a more admirable figure than the dark character
comic book to film yet. However, the film generates
portrayed by Goode—a crucial factor in the de-
a strange set of problems that will perhaps prove to
bates comparing the film and the book.
be its most enduring legacy.
Watchmen’s marketing calls Zack Snyder a
These problems stem from the film’s literal inter-
2.
“visionary” director. Watchmen is his third film, fol-
weren’t all that different from us, or anyone pretation of the source material. Watchmen is es-
lowing another comic adaptation, 300; and 2004’s
who has ever wanted to pretend to be some- sentially a multi-million dollar paint-by-numbers. The
Dawn of the Dead remake. Three films are hardly
body else, just for a little bit. film plays the visuals and dialogue close, so close in
enough to qualify one to be called a “visionary”
Having braved the challenges of last- But the real task of the evening was upon fact that outside of an innovative and brilliant open-
unless they mean it in some other sense of the
minute costuming and sneaking through us. It was time to don our personas and see ing title sequence, the film is nearly identical to its
word. The film Snyder has crafted is a monolithic
counterpart. Scenes and dialogue are lifted directly
Kline and across frigid South Campus in our what the STs had in store. We assembled in and intensely stylized experience. Despite being
from the pages of the book; even the pacing is cop-
costumes, we arrived at the LARP still un- one classroom that had become, temporarily, the longest superhero film ever made, many of the
ied directly from the source. This is perhaps Watch-
sure of what to expect. Would we be called the Elysium, or vampire meeting-place. From novel’s more intellectual ideas feel thin or altogeth-
men’s biggest problem. The graphic novel which DC
upon to fight imaginary enemies, or our fel- there our evening was a blur of mystery and er omitted from the film. The book deconstructed
Comics distributed in 12 issues in September 1986
low LARPers? Were we expected to stride vampiric jargon. Vampires, and even mortals, the idea of the superhero, taking intense glimpses
to October 1987 gave its readers time to digest in-
boldly into the room, our real selves discard- were manifesting previously unknown at- at the mind behind the mask. Sexual fetishism,
formation with each publishing. This transposition
psychological disorders, and violent antisocial
ed, playing the parts of schoolgirl succubus tributes! Members of the usual coven were may leave the uninitiated feeling lost in Watchmen’s
behavior were all things brought to the surface of
and cranky Mesoamerican to the hilt? missing, leaving behind such ominous traces many flashbacks and plot twists.
the idea of a superhero. It attempted to answer
When we arrived at the deserted third as love notes and roses! And it was up to all of Watchmen takes place in an alternate-history
the question of why no one actually ever has tried
floor of Olin, we walked into a room that us to get to the bottom of things. version of 1980s America, where superheroes have
suiting up and fighting crime. Furthermore, it ex-
resembled backstage right before a play is The STs went through a whirlwind of become a part of the fabric of American culture.
plored what impact these individuals would have
to begin. Anyone who has ever done theater costume changes to flesh out the world they After more than forty years of masked vigilantism,
on world politics and popular culture. Altogether it
had woven for us. Before our eyes they be- government regulation bans the costumed heroes.
can imagine this scene—the personal effects drew up the question of what it meant to be a hero
Most of them retire, yet one, the enigmatic Ror-
strewn about, the hurried last-minute cos- came a free-wheeling vampire couple, a pair in a world that hardly seems worth saving.
schach (Jackie Earl Haley), still patrols the streets.
tume checks and line rehearsals, the palpable of mortal hobos, a decrepit grande dame and The film opens with Edward Blake (Jeffery Dean
Watchmen is ultimately a very curious film.
excitement and anxiety in the air. This is pre- her monstrous acolyte. Never before has such a dive into a novel’s world
Morgan), a former superhero known as The Come-
cisely what the pre-LARP atmosphere was We witnessed the most prominent mem- been taken. Despite its lofty ideals never truly be-
dian, falls to his death from the window of his high-
like. The LARPers greeted us warmly and ber of our vampire coven staked and resur- ing realized, the movie is thought provoking and
rise apartment. Rorschach, formerly his companion
rected. We tripped on imaginary vampire intelligent. The action set pieces are what one
immediately took it upon themselves to help the crimefighting fraternity known as the Watchmen,
would expect from a huge studio film, and the
us complete our character sheets and fine- psychedelics. We laughed, we pondered, we is the only one to suspect any foul play. At the same
special effects are top notch. Watchmen, by liter-
tune other details. Periodically they would got lost. time, mounting pressure between the U.S. and the
ally transferring the page to the screen, brings with
escape outside to “run scenes” with each Do not think that this entire time we were Soviet Union points to a nuclear holocaust on the
it the same layers of problems one would have an-
other—transition swiftly into character to pretending to be a pair of vampires. Given horizon. Rorschach connects the dots and believes
alyzing the book. Little new life--except the great
impart information that would be important the nature of the story, at any given time we a plot is at work to eliminate the remaining members
opening scene and altered ending--is injected
later. might find ourselves split into three groups of the Watchmen in order to prevent them from in-
into the film. It would have been interesting to see
terfering.
In retrospect, live action role-playing in various areas of Olin, so whenever we had more freedom of expression from Snyder. What
Rorschach, who in both novel and film serves as
and theater have a great deal in common. ‘off-time’ from the main story line, we were touches he does add, particularly in his choice of
a narrator of sorts, peppers the film with snippets of
The main difference is that this is theater encouraged to cross our fingers—a gesture music, are largely cliché or unnecessary. Overall.
gravel-voiced diary entries. He rallies what remains
in which audience and cast are one and the that indicates that the LARPer is speaking it would seem he was too afraid of disappointing
of the Watchmen, including his own ex-partner the
same. It is a gentle, friendly, maybe even in- as his or her regular self, out of character. We the comic’s fans. But despite its flaws, Watchmen
Nite Owl (Patrick Wilson), the beautiful Laurie Jupi-
troverted sort of theater—one with the great also used this whenever we became particu- is an incredible piece of American art. Without a
ter a.k.a. Silk Specter (Malin Akerman), the so-called
doubt there is more beneath the surface and re-
faceless Leviathan of the audience removed, larly confused by the story, which after all had “smartest man in the world” Adrian Veidt a.k.a. Ozy-
peating viewings may give some glimpse of it. For
but theater all the same, full of nuance and been going on for over a semester before we mandias (Matthew Goode) and the godlike Dr. Man-
the average moviegoer, the effects and action are
deliberation. Before we could even call our- tuned in. Through it all, the LARPers were hattan, voiced by Billy Crudup. All these characters
worth the price of admission. For the book’s fans,
selves LARPers, when we were just two nuts incredibly welcoming, frequently crossing are given serious exposure, contributing to the film’s
a deeply rich and complex world awaits, despite
in a corset and a loincloth with some funny their fingers just to ask, “Are you guys hav- 162-minute run time.
the few stumbling blocks that were inevitable for a
ideas, we realized that the people around us ing fun?” The performances are good, with Haley’s Ror-
project with such a large scope.
schach stealing the show with a gritty and feral
display that harkens to Heath Ledger’s Joker from
38
By Jesse Alexander Myerson, ‘08 I was reading something Baron Vaughn
Dear Bard Community, wrote (who you’re headlining with next
Hi. It’s me, Jesse. Graduated last year. Remember me? Doesn’t mat- week at Comix), and he wrote any college
gig you do is going to be weird.
ter. Just trust me.
It’s always weird.
I threw a lot of parties as a student, both as a club head and a DJ. I’ve
That’s why we at least try to do a real
been the latter a few times since graduating, and it has given me a fifth
show.
year’s worth of insights into the party life at Bard. Such as it is. I want to I’ve done a lot. I went on the road with John
issue some suggestions. Mulaney last year, and the range of shows we
Firstly, if you are organizing a party: did - one night we’d have an auditorium with
Get a good DJ. It makes a big difference to have someone who can a wireless mic and a spotlight, then the next
beat-match and keep a steadily-increasing, uninterrupted tempo through- day we’d be in a cafeteria at 5:30 in the af-
out the night. Also it helps if the DJ is stocked with at least some songs ternoon. You just never know. I wanted to do
in all of the following genres: rap, R&B, pop, dancehall, reggaeton, salsa/ another joke but I was afraid I’d sound rac-
merengue, oldies and dance/electronic. This will provide every partier ist. I live across from a junior high school with
with at least one thing s/he can really get down to. For instance, Damian a lot of Puerto Rican kids. You can tell me if
Marley’s “All Night” is exactly the same tempo as M.I.A.’s “Boyz,” which this is funny: a kid smashed a stink bomb with
is just one bpm faster than Freak Nasty’s “Da Dip.” This sequence takes
care of Caribbean hip-hop heads, leftist hipsters and nostalgic radio-lis- his foot, then ran onto the train. So
we’re on the train, but he smells like Comedian Joe Mande graced the Bard Comedy
teners all within the span of about 7 min.
Advertise a lot. And early. Like, at least a week. A Facebook group is shit! He broke the stink bomb, and Workshop on March 4th along with local favorite
not enough--though it is completely imperative, and preferably with more they’re all laughing because it was Bardians Nelson James, Vincent Lechowick, and Paul
a prank, but now the train smells like
than one administrator, so that more than one entire circle of friends gets King. He spoke with Dan Wilbur after the show about
shit because that guy’s boot smelled
like shit. And they’re all laughing at college shows, his edgier material - such as the New
the people on the train making weird Yorker Captions (a satirical response to the moron
First Treatise on Etiquette faces. How are you making fun of
who made the infamous “Stimulus Monkey” cartoon)
them? You smell like shit! But there
for Parties, Both their was this hipster girl who was laugh-
ing, but with them, you know? Like,
- and his only IMDB credit.
By Enrico Purita
What do you get when you take the 89 year class, or just rolling out of bed to see Pete
old face of the man who’s name is synonymous Seeger.
with American folk music and 100+ Bard kids It really didn’t matter what Seeger did. Luck-
willing to sacrifice their future children in his ily, however, he gave us a picture of the brilliant
name? During an unassuming Thursday after- persona that has made him a seminal figure in
noon at Weis Cinema, Pete Seeger treated a modern American history.
crowded conglomerate of mesmerized students After an hour-long anecdote filled with twists,
to two hours of storytelling, sing-a-longs, and the turns, and endless digressions, Seeger conclud-
mere inspiration of his presence. ed that whenever confronted with an important
Pete Seeger could’ve done almost anything scientific discovery, don’t tell anyone.
when he walked into Weis. The venue was The highlight of the talk was Seeger’s mus-
filled to its maxium capacity only to get more full ings on how much hope he has for the fu-
as Seeger went on. Every seat was filled with ture stating that he has “never been this op-
people taking a break from class, not going to timistic about the future in his life.” Seeger
wanted to instill on his audience that sing along. His style of performance
he feels the world is legitimately im- was consistent with the Pete Seeger
proving (a breath of fresh air when that most are accustomed to. After
confronted with the current trend of singing, he’d break to muse further on
apocalyptic prophecies). the state of the world and, when he felt
In an interesting question and an- inspiration, he would start up his banjo
swer session, one student asked and urge everyone to sing along.
about the similarities Seeger sees in Seeger’s legendary banjo, with the
the current age of wiretapping and the inscription “this machine surrounds
Patriot Act as compared to Cold War hate and forces it to surrender,” was
politics of the 1950s. Seeger, while also in attendance.
not exactly a proponent of the Bush The crowd slowly thinned out after
doctrine, was quick to point out that it Seeger was done. However, a large
was a lot worse back then. He made following hovered around Seeger to
clear that never had he seen the youth simply hear him speak. Very rarely
as aware as it currently as opposed to does an individual get treated in such
the 1950s that saw Seeger himself get a Christ-like manner at a place where
blacklisted for his membership in the the large majority of people think Christ
U.S. Communist Party. was an okay prophet. For this day,
Seeger performed two songs and Pete Seeger was bigger than Jesus.
invited everyone in the audience to